Thread 149507001

Making 'zas again. We are doing 70% hydration this time.

Clitia Topiglet.

shit thread. put in more effort next time.

I'll kiss her Bum-hole mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah. Just like that

Gayrot’s next fight will be in the apex. His opponent will be unranked.

>>149507022
I dont know how to bake
Dont know if its because of my oven

Mateusz Gamrot

>>149507072
Slut of a wife

>>149507065
i remember thinking to myself when he was fighting arman "why doesnt this mf kick"

>>149507065
beastly tanking that shit compilation

>>149507072
Sad little piggy because xhe just leaked xer clitty cage in front of everyone when Daddy the Chaddy clowned him.

>>149507072
Why is he holding two belts if he is only champion in LW?

>>149507001 (OP)
GODrot

>>149507139
Because he was champ at FW

>>149507081
What the hell is wrong with this video

>>149507177
>was
Yeah not anymore. So he should be holding 1 belt.

Clitia “el chorizo” Topiglet is shook sadly

the champ champ does what the fuck he wants

*zestily pushes you*

>2025
>I am forgotten

>>149507183
He's been looksmaxxing I think

imagine how much better this thread would be if we banned canadian IP's, there are 0 successful canadian fighters btw

>>149507296
no ai kiss edit yet?

>>149507001 (OP)
How much does the food coston that pic ¿

>>149507273
La Chorizx

>>149507299
shittles
cheating faggot got slumped LOL
can't believe people wasted money on this macaco

So what do we do now that the UFC is over?

>>149507299
Better legacy than Topiglet thoughbeit.

>>149507358
I was hoping someone would make an edit where they both explode into showers of poo

>>149507349
>there are 0 successful canadian fighters
Gamrot

>>149507434
honest question, did you really expect anything else?

>>149507072
Literally me when I walk off the bus

wtf is this and why is it co-main of a PPV

Imagine Khamzat ragdolling Clitia and giving him permanent spinal paralysis

THE gamrot that lost to dookie dan and Senile Diarrheaiush?

>>149507445
Carry on with the struggle of existence, B.

>>149507527
how do you not know Gautier caz

dc was right, charles landed a deadly right hand 17 seconds in but ilia tanked it

Levels

Why no ufc next weekend

>>149507535
life is tuf bapa

>>149507528
For sure.

Gamrot went life and death with Guram Kutateladze.

>>149507548
THE?

>>149507528
Masvidal said he saw Topuria KOing and wrestling guys Khamzats size at his gym

>>149507579
Cuck Ingerland holiday weekend innit bruvva

>>149507358
People are so shit these days.

>Do funny stuff with ai
>Make it gay hehehe
>Look what I did hehehehe
>Everything ai :D

the greatest british champion is british
the greatest canadian champion is canadien (quebecois)
the greatest american champion is an americanized bantu

why do you all talm like actual faggots talm bout daddies and bussies and piglets

>>149507692
You fantasize about churkas raping you
What are you talking about

>>149507675
I don't use generative ai myself, but I do laugh when someone here posts an ai edit and it catches me off guard.

>>149507692
Why do you avatar as bogged k-pop slags?

>>149507689
but bisping is polish

>>149507596
What a horrible and awkward situation to be, I'd hate that.
Either have him get the upper hand and have him start thinking
"this guy isn't that much of beast if even I can do this"
Or man handle him and kill the mood

>>149507299
Ilia Topuria glaze in 2025? damn son

ples dana give me gaychee ufc zimbabwe

>>149507813
xD le meme

>>149507783
why do you avatar as inbred muslims (and paddy the faggy now that you have no muzzes left to boy that GODlia hasnt heemed yet)

The nafri takeover of combat sports is inevitable

Paki sisters...

>>149507883
I don’t avatar as anyone

>Van
>Merab
>Silva
>Topuria
>Islam
>Chimaev
>Jiri
>Aspinall
We are only few fights sway from the greatest lineup of champions in MMA history.

>>149507744
And why must it be gay? Does your dad know you enjoy that kind of stuff? Men kissing

i avatar as dana white on other boards

>>149507883
>>149507783
Agp tranny

>>149507883
Daddies definitely warped your pea brain.

Masterclass Mateusz caused Islam and Khabib to stop talking

>>149507907
>islam when he meets all the heempaks calling him "slamdaddy"

>>149507941
why are you listing your afflictions

this right hand sent gaethje flying across the octagon before he got subbed

>>149507911
Jireddit is a can

>>149507898
What the hell i tought he was a turkish NT player

>>149507941
Enough about your father.

>>149507968
That wobbled Topturo. I've seen enough. Islam heems him.

>>149507965
Beautiful white woman

>>149507968
Damn I don’t remember Shartles hitting Slamdaddy with anything like that

>>149507990
What an ugly bitch.

>>149507955
>>149507907
Explain the video ?

>>149507970
Please apologize.

>>149507912
It's surprising, which is funny. It can be any other shit that catches me off guard really, like that one in which Oliveira starts picking Ilia up like a toddler- The kissing edits were first to come to mind because they pretty much codify the "genre" of ai edits that catch you off guard.

>>149507968
thats an elbow

>>149508032
who's the skirt?

>>149507941
this isnt /soc/ please dont list your proclivities no ones DMing your heem.com account fransoi

>>149508026
It's pretty self explanatory

>>149507990
Oh shit, his kid is a Lion Cub. That's crazy KEK

>>149507990
>Ottoman Sailor with his french slave that he got from a raid, 1610 colorized

>>149508021
He likes her, all that matters

>>149507072
How wet do you think seeing her husband get a UFC championship win by KO, securing millions in the process, makes a woman?

>>149507996
striking resemblance to the cheddar man
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheddar_Man

morning lads
a reporter asked ilia who he wanted next and after the trademark ilia smirk and a second to think he says paddy
feel like he knows something about mackachev we dont or was told to stop talking about him. Either mackachev is retiring regardless of the jdm fight result or the dagis cried to danar about ilia calling them out and tarnishing islams legacy
either way after seeing what he did to charles I think he kos islam but i fear the ufc are giving islam an out to keep his record intact

I'm the man to heem Little Topuria

>>149508021
Monitor on.

>>149508093
She was drier than the Sahara after Chaddy the daddy mogged her manlet xirlfriend, I’m afraid

>>149508096
No

>>149508093
They probably had sex that night in the hotel room.

>>149508093
about 4 litres of wetness

>>149508036
Ok man, you're a very reasonable man/woman I won't criticise you anymore, it's not up to me what you laugh at

>>149508105
the UFC asked him to promise not to move to WW so he likely figured that the UFC doesnt want the Ilia vs Islam fight and is just playing along in order to keep his career going

>>149507299
Its a cruel sport, 3 years ago, Charles was in the position Ilia is in now, the rising superstar, getting spectacular finishes in championship fights. Now he may as well retire before he gets more brain damage

i want sex

>>149508093
She care about the money and the fact that he is fit
Generally women dont a give a shit about combat sports

>>149508130
With the kids around? Hmm

>>149508173
Women may not like sports, but they like successful men, and Ilia achieved the greatest degree of success in his profession

36 years young and visibly wearing her age

>>149508231
Needs rape correction

>>149508194
You know what's weird about Nasourdine. His personality is actually french too, it's quite intriguing to watch

>>149508252
He doesnt know how to fucking speak french
He speak like a retard

>>149508245
French and eating French fries bit of a stereotype, No?

>>149508245
this is not halal

> Modelo™ Fighting Spirit
> I'm ready to go to war
> I'm willing to die in there
> You're gonna have to kill me
> You've never fought anyone like me
...
> 90% of fighters tap to a choke
> a fucking choke that even I would just go to sleep on.

Paddy pimblett is horrible for saying he wants to disfigure Topuria. Nasty bloke

>>149508194
Yeah Fares should be more active to gain experience
I hate how french repping fighters only fight at paris and then one time at another place and thats it

O PADDEH THE BADDEH

>>149508292
90 % of fast foods are halal here

Good for Paddy getting the Topuria fight

>>149508252
He's a cocky egotistical asshole, the French don't want him

>>149508244
Its why she hangs around Strickland so much, she assumed the seemingly unhinged redneck would get a bit rapey once she dressed/acted like a whore around him long enough. But Strickland is really just a bitch being performative. She has to get on Jojua's level and dress like a whore while exclusively hanging out with brazzas

>>149508283
Nah his French is native level

>>149508405
that's literally all french people.

>>149508356
Volk already did this.

>>149508156
that's crazy, assuming islam beats jdm ilia v mackachev at ww would be as big as conor v khabib

>>149508423
we're humble and easy going

>>149508413
Lol

>>149508407
how is that 'dressing like a whore' ??? are you afghani

*enters the thread*

>>149508407
>sissy cuck emoji

>>149508449
She trains in Kadyrov's gym and is like the only woman there. Keep in mind, these are people who think women should have to dress covered head to toe in rags when out in public

Hugo and Merab linked up

Dan Ige co-main event in the year of our lord 2025

Tom v Gane
Islam v JDM
Toptoro v Paddy
DDP v Ratlip

Chills, UFC, chills. I kneel.

>>149508489
She'll end up like Askren if she's not careful

>>149508449
Holy shit
Why non muslims are such low t cucks

Pantoja Merab is the fight to make

>>149508493
this ones actually a paid per view. you get paid to view it

>>149508489
>these are people who think women should have to dress covered head to toe in rags when out in public
no they dont lmao they literally have strip clubs in chechnya

Reminder that Topurias wife is some bogged mystery meat

>>149508489
she specifically should be in head to toe in rags tho

>>149508493
Gautier-Valentin
That's the fuckin fight

WE are raising a gentleman

>>149508534
It's canon

>>149508518
she's gonna spend most of her physical prime crushing cans in ONE FC and then get flying kneed by masvidal?

>>149508523
the wahrani porker says WHAT?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mukhannath

>>149508534
lip filler doesnt count. it might as well be getting your eyebrows done these days

Georgia anons, is it common for women in your country to be for Brazza Cock Only?

>>149508534
She is a sudaca with the obvious micheal jackson nosejob

>>149507072
I don't think dressing like a whore in front of your kids is good mothering. But that's just me.

Listen, how do you not put 1-3 in his last 4 Kai against Pantoja. Kids a problem

>>149508603
Shiism/iranian culture leftovers

>>149508616
I thought she was from Spain, but looking at her IG and parents, I think shes Mexican. Her mom works in Miami

>>149508615
Why do you think Clitia keeps oinkin for xer Slamdaddy

>>149508616
she can sudaca on my peepee anyday desu

>>149508603
>whitoids where captured and turned into femboys while their women were in harems
>this is somehow an own

Also im not from fucking Oran you retard

wait i guess sudaca my peepee rolls off the tongue better

>>149508642
Weird calendar

1 in 10 ufc fighters have been cucked by roman dolidze

>>149508642
Obviously a latina/sudaca
She has a basque family name tho

>>149508432
Yeah but its a bit risky. The best for the UFC is to milk both of them as long as possible so creating a situation in which one can get gigaheemed thus crushing whatever momentum and marketability they have is just a no-no. They'll maybe try to make it happen when either of the two is on the verge of retirement, that way they get to have their cake and eat it.

Sign the contract Topiglet.

Chills.

There will NEVER be another Adesanya. He is a legend and a STUD

>>149508708
that's what happens when you get the Smiff rub

>>149508680
oran you glad i didnt say you were from algiers

>>149508615
Why is shavkat lurking

Topuria is heem I'm afraid

That card was ass

>>149508745
He's thinking of kidnapping her and taking her back to his yurt as a war bride

>>149508716
Jake Paul would unironically rape Toptoro

why doesnt jon jones simply go back to LHW if he doesnt want to fight aspinall or ngannou

>>149508283
Hah I assumed he spoke perfectly. Well him mannerisms are still quite french, funny how some people can fully assimilate and become something else just by living in a country. The Dagastanis wouldn't even recognise him

>>149508780
Fat

>>149508641
>>149508680
calm down princess islam accepts you for who you are :)

I dont give a fuck about appearences but it shows how much aging, being lean and having the right hairstyle/beard can change someone

>>149508780
He's too fat, old, and slow for LHW

>>149508405
Did you purposely say something unbelievably ironic?

>>149508518
Fazza probably died of the same lung staph that is killing Askren, these fucks literally swim around in each other's brazza bamhole sweat in their gyms

>>149508781
He was in france since 20 years and he speak like a foreigner
>mannerism are quite french
How ?
Just because he doesnt shave his mustache

Anyway, what a shit day. Good night

>>149508811
Whose that pissing from the ceiling?

Sources are saying that Khabib and Islam are secretly homosexual lovers.

Imagine this hits Clitia...

>>149508841
Chiwiwis

>>149508489
I'm pretty sure that she's like a brazza version of a dubai sex slave now though. she's always getting expenses paid vacations to nice places, gifts, etc. all with no real explanation. sure, she's at kadyrov's gym, but come on brazza. nobody gives a woman shit for free if she ain't putting out. a georgian especially wouldn't do that in russia. georgian women in russia are usually... no?

>>149508801
́stop seething that your ancestors got cucked and turned into women by virile muslims

>>149508842
>secretly

>>149508811
the other side

Volumengs.

did you guys hear about 150 people getting stabbed by syringes in France? apparently Cyril Gane was there.

>>149508867
lmao

>>149508873
nate robinsonbros....

>>149508873
Why heemlets are so weak

>>149508843
this is why ilia is pushing for the paddy fight instead of gaethje. even though paddy should fight gamrot next and ilia coud probably beat gaethje if he tried

>>149508817
There might be method to kvassblob sniffing the farts perhaps it builds up his immunity

>>149508856
I'm sure Kadyrov pays her well to be the gym's stress relief, but she also just does it for the love of the game. Here she is with Ismail Naurdiev

Bellator Fighter Alexander Shabliy

His father is Russian

His mother is Dagestani

He is Russian Orthodox

Being a vassal state for Russia means Russians have easy access to your women

>>149508896
Is that why you devour dementia dookie diaper dingleberries?

>>149508888
>Cyril stabbing 150 people and still fails to finish any of them
likely thing for him to do

>>149508770
I would rather have his women

Is that there for me to answer, that one there?

>>149508935
Many are saying this

>>149508935
based kazzies

>>149508914
No its the other way around
Ethnic russians get bullied and cucked by churkas and central asians
While they die in Ukraine, Natasha is with Magomed
Churkas/central asians even rape ethnic russians in the army
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina

>>149508914
Got his ass beat by a pureblood albeit

She's 8-6 and famous for getting elbowed in the nose.. She hasn't fought in the UFC in 5 years and is now 30 years old

How has "Jojua" managed to stay relevant

>>149508911
wonder if they have poopoo parties in chechnya like they do in UAE? good on her for making that money though I guess.

>>149508985
YJK

>>149508970
It's qazaqstan chud

beautiful white women

>>149508992
Big nose
Big tits

>>149508911
They were bringing her to her IronTurtledaddy

Imagine they put Jojua in a room with Islam Dulatov...gonna need a bucket and mop

>>149509044
The italian subtitles make it so much hotter

>>149508992
> ain't no party like a kadyrov party

>>149509044
What an ugly bitch.

>>149509044
Crisp.
Powerful.
Precise.

>>149509095
Monitor

Why do Poatan and Bonfim follow her

>>149509083
He is a fag that will get exposed

>>149509044
Wonk nosed bitch

>>149509083
>gonna need a bucket and mop
For his lymphoepithelial cyst acquired through male anogenital contact?

>>149508985
Adesanya wants to fuck the blonde one

>>149509129
>she wolf
*Howls*

30 and childless

>>149509019
Of course a finno-ugric abomination would know about that

>>149509095
Factual post.

>>149508911
This picture is hilarious because the two guys are brazzas and they're just casually having skin to skin contact with a scantily clad whore, but Khabib will have a fucking aneurysm if a female reporter wants to shake his hand

>>149509168
I actually had sex with her. Sounds crazy but it happened. (300 creampies on record)

they should make a slap fight league division for cats

>>149509168
she looks hot here

>>149509168
Big tiddies

>>149509158
>UFC fighter in Bio
Who gon tell her

>>149508975
you are coping. they have literal sex dungeons for their masters in Makhachkala. churkoids get cucked by ethnic russians and have to claim shit their southern superiors did back in soviet union to cope with everything.

What do you guys do when things get tough in life?

>>149509186
that's crazy because i had sex with her and i creampied her 301 times first but it's cool you had my sloppy seconds

>>149509129
Why indeed

>>149509212
most of the people here live on gibs

MMA?

>>149509168
I can seed and feed her.

>>149509212
i pet my cat

>>149509212
I distract myself with worthless shit that wastes my time

>>149509210
There's a sex dungeon in Kadyrov's gym where they all run a train on Jojua after every training session

Ilia should have weight-tarded down to bantamweight honestly he’d breem Merablet. Easier to achieve triple champ status at bantam rather than welter

>>149509212
Hammer curls and heem minge

>>149509212
Creampie Liana Jojua

>>149509249
I have a wealthy family.

>>149509212
Look up videos of people with debilitating health problems and realize life ain't so bad. that or blast retro techno music whilst gooning until I forget about it.

>>149509170
Pita falafel and a coke zero to go ahmed

Why do white women look like this

>>149509271
not the own you think it is. nobody even knows who that is kek.

>>149509274
Do you just come up with the most inane useless time-wasting takes to post or are you just naturally retarded?

Chills.

>Khabib HATES women!
Khabib letting Shakirova hold his belt

>>149509326
?

CHARLES OLIVERAS YUO SKINNY CHINLESSED BASTARD

>>149509363
That's a man

>>149509321
attractive?

Abdurahim asking the important questions

>>149509363
that's Islam not Khabib

>Shartman Saapoopyan got shafted for the title
Just cut this bum and send him to PFL already

>>149509363
that's a 15 year old chechen boy

>>149509332
Haven't we suffered enough

>>149509377
Monitor

If Charles didn't take all those hammer fists from Michael Chandler in their fight then he would have zeemed Toptoro

How many years will be removed from Joshua Van's life when Alexandre Pantoja massacres him? Hopefully he finds his way out early and saves himself more unnecessary neurological trauma.

The artist formerly known as Xircles

>>149509083
He looks bogged

Cute Uzbek girls!

>>149509363
cis twinkhon wtf

>>149509422
What zero pussy does to a mfer

Average Kazakh skirt

>>149509439
please dont use those words during pride month

Dariush bros...

>>149509451
I can see her luscious nipple

>>149509385
This is Islam

I have never actually been clear on who circles is supposed to be and at this point Im too afraid to ask.

>>149509451
Phwoar

Kazakh milkers

>>149509462
haha I wonder what that kid looks like now

>>149509487
> Jesse Andrade

>>149509439
Don't say that about Liliya

>>149509503
Qazaq*

>>149509505
Found this recent photo of them

>>149509490
/lgbt/ poster that posted here with his trip on once. Now every bong gets accused of being him

Ilia didn't even hit his prime yet

ok, ilia gets a free title off of a chinlet shitter, so why not go ahead and give arman the shot? they already ensured ilia is a double champ

>>149509511
Where?

>>149509536
Oh so he's a craftsman nowadays, damn!

>>149509537
Its probably just spammy, easily 97% of the retarded niggerfaggot posts are just spammy doing his thing.

I just heard the news...

Breaking News: There is no proof Ankaliev ever existed

>>149509572
does this work? my brain doesnt work good

>>149509455
>>149509518
I-I'm very sorry... I won't do it again...

>>149509548
To send a message

>>149509608
What are Maori funerals like?

The oinkin will continue

>>149509613
Just order loads of Alpha Brain and start taking them ASAP that shit works like a miracle.

>>149509503
Whatever happened to that undefeated Chinese Kazakhstan WW dude that Sanko wanted to fuck?

fuck the fighting nerds

>>149509718
Me? I'm living my best life man.

>>149509791
That would be very gay

>>149508231
Helen Yee shits on her.

>>149509791
maybe caio

>>149509210
No its the other way around ivan
Ethnic russians will be replaced by churkas and central asians by 2060

>>149509487
this bitch talked so much shit before her debut and then got killed by Lauren Murphy

>>149509824
Proof?

>>149509810
bruna brasil though

>>149509791
You'd have to pay me upwards to twenty bucks to do some shit like that

>Nightmares of getting taken down 300 times, and losing by decision.
>MovGOAT...Brazza I Flee

>>149509870
She can handle catering

>>149509462
He is assyrian

>>149509867
https://youtu.be/3_V_2BFWahc?si=nZOqp0imJ-mYz3Fv

>>149508900
people forget almighty allen

Ilia Topuria isn't a 17 year old girl, Movsar won't be eager to get 25 minutes alone with him

*DC dancing for potato wedges*

>>149509905
no this is an a syrian

>>149509548
I really hope he fights Arman soon. he just has to beat him and there will be basically nobody who can even doubt him. if only Fazza was alive.. he would never let pisslam duck Ilia. that kind of attitude is what got him pillowed by Khabitch back then.

>>149509856
it was short notice and she was undersized

/heem/ is /ham/

Sean Strickland just came in the cage and jumped a guy at tuff-n-nuff

>>149509951
Ilia hamtaro

>>149509938
>17 year old girl
the only battle he could finish in 10 seconds and I am not talking about fighting.

>>149510110
what, like in arm wrestling?

Who is the Nathan Drake of combat sports ?

>>149510061
>dropped by hakeem dawodu
I'm afraid topturo might decapitate this diddler

>>149510188
Cliturio already ducked sadly

>>149510061
Movdaddy will take his belt AND his daughter. Chills.

>>149510142
I clearly meant chess bro it takes high level of decision making.

>>149510206
you do know that Movsar can move up right? Gamrot needs more victims

>>149510217
Why do you call other men daddy

>>149510094
>its real
anyone have footage?

>>149510188
Dawodu beats Topuria if he fought him at the age that Movsar fought him

>>149509952
Afraid of Arman sadly.

Petrified of Paddy even more sothoughbeit.

>>149510252
check caposa's twitter

>>149510061
>Beats the dude who "only" 10 other guys have managed to beat.
>Brazza I'm da evolution of dis sport

>>149510097
based

Fartman got moved to the back of the line and has yet to do anything worthy of a title shot

>>149510244
It's a joke

https://x.com/grabaka_hitman/status/1939442065319805405?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
Strickland and Chris Curtis just stormed the cage and attacked a guy who beat their fighter and taunted them

Watch Sean’s angry walk in his flip flops lmao

>>149510267
>Petrified of Paddy
Considering the fact that Ilia has backed up everything he has said until now, we will witness first case of sodomy in octagon after Ilia does as he said and puts cock up his ass.

>>149510304
Kwab didn't even hit him

>>149510333
don't stoop to their level

>>149508914
Russia is actually going through a demographic crisis right now
2 generations of ethnic russian males have either fled the country to duck the draft or have died in Ukraine.
The russian males left are either elderly or in completely dead end jobs with no hope of social mobility
This means there is a large plurality of eligible russian women without many male Russians around to marry
In response to this new demographic crisis, the female russian population is increasingly pairing with brazzas, various non-russian central asian men, and Jacked Chinese boys who come to russia searching for brides since China is currently having the exact opposite demographic problem.
Russia is quickly becoming less and less 'Russian' due to Putin's war and it's projected that the russian muslim population is going to have a overall boom

>>149510333
Isn't that illegal

>>149510333
>Ilia does as he said and puts cock up his ass.

Topiglet has done that plenty of times.

Nobody has ever knocked out Shartles Oliveira (except for Cub Swanson and Max Holloway)

*solves MMA*

>>149510276
kek

>>149510301
Its your blood pressure medication too

>>149510388
And Paul Felder

>>149510304
If only he kept this energy in his fights

>>149510411
Coke and fries

>>149510403
>getting ready to teap

>>149508975
Churkas and central asians are the ones over-represented on the Russian army front lines. The first casualty in Ukraine was a Dagistani.

>>149510388
nobody ever heemed him dead like that though, dude got sent to DMT jester realm

>>149510304
Strickbussy cant even ko someone after a fight and in group lmao
>>149510333
Who the fuck believe in paddy beside casuals

>>149510403
Damn, he lookin thick

>>149510403
ZAMN! SEAN STRICKGAPE WALKS LIKE THIS?

Chaddy the daddy will shock the world again

>>149510347
This
Russian men get cucked by central asian and caucasian men
>>149510439
No chechens just do some funny videos on tiktok raping some russian conscripts that will eventually die in the frontlines

>>149510489
Having a prolapsed bussy will do that to you

>>149510403
Chad Stride

>>149510493
It was a shock it went to round 3

Chills

>>149510401
What an ugly bitch.

Chadler was a good prep fight for Paddy, buff midgets have been out on notice. (Topturo is their CEO)

Are you a single leg chad or a double leg virgin?

>>149510403
>me when my doorbell rings

>>149510509
Chechen tik tok brigade doesn't see much action but other cave dwellers like Fagestanis died in droves. they had some protests against conscription grabbing their guys exclusively. It went nowhere of course.

We don't do that wrestling crap here

Bigger than Jones vs Aspinall now?

Liver king just flew over my house

>>149510621
>now
always was

>>149510541
>heem generated wmma fighters

>>149510570
No need to sign your posts around here chum.

*uproarious crowd laughter*

>>149510621
Sadly nobody gives a fuck about Tomala.

>>149510661
Same for topiglet I’m afraid

>>149510614
Small minority
96% that died where ethnic slavic russians

>>149510621
always was for everyone besides the guys that unironically signed that fucking petition.

uh oh Tom check that shoe I think I see a peek of poo

Movsar who? I fight real gangsta Holloway 7 losses, real 10 loss gangsta Oliveira.

>>149510679
Factual sadly.

>>149510347
>either fled the country to duck the draft
So all the liberal faggots that either don't have children or raised more onions liberals are living in the West instead. Good riddance.
>have died in Ukraine.
250K casualties, most of which are muslim minorities, in a country with 67 million men.
This is just NAFO cope. Unlike in Ukraine which has a real depopulation risk due to boys young men being killed and Ukrainians of all classes and political affiliations fleeing the country.

>>149510621
I dont know
Jones Aspinall was the final moment of the Goat of the sport
Him subbing aspinall would have been a bigger moment for sure
It would shut the mouth of the haters and solidified his place as the indisputed GOAT with 31-0

>>149510621
When Islam wins the welterweight title and they both put some defenses together (extremely likely possibility) it'll be one of the biggest fights in UFC history
Putting this matchup on ice for another year or two will turn out to be a good decision

>>149510710
Jondaddy and Slamdaddy are really carrying these bums. Might as well shut it all down once ‘Slam retires

As graceful as a matador

>>149510403
pissy got marched down by this for 5 rounds straight

>>149510701
oh no 10 pounds more???? I cant possibly make that weight my brazzaussy is trembling

>>149510723
Vatnigger cuck cope
97 % were ethnic russians
Ethnic russians die in mass for their jewish oligarchs while russian women get fucked by caucasians and central asians

>>149510763
10 loss GANGSTER

>>149510731
Yeah and seeing Jon get finished would be better than either lightweight winning too.

>>149510734
Ilia will beat Arman, Paddy
Islam will beat JDM, Brady, Shavkat
Then they will meet

>>149510723
Putin turn off the VPN your country needs you

>>149510734
what are they going to pay Islam to fight a guy he refused when Ilia wasn't in his physical prime, most likely would have hard time adjusting to LW and Islam was in physical prime himself.

>>149510821
Its boring
Thats what everybody want and excpect
Jones finishing aspinall is way better
>>149510723
>ACKHUALLY THE KEKS ARE THE ONES WHO DOESNT WANT TO DIE FOR JEWISH OLIGARCHS WHILE A CHECHEN FUCK HIS WIFE

Jon Anik: SCOUSERS DO GET KNOCKED OUT
After Ilia heems paddy the nappy

I had it 10-8 Charles

Beside Arman and Paddy, all LWs are all old fucks on the way to retirement

>could I get 5 g's more?
*keeps it to myself*

>>149510908
In a way Ilia has been like the death from the tarot, getting rid of everything old and making space for what is to come, starting a new cycle.

>>149510763
Flawless highlight. Topura can create full power from his base at virtually any time. Islam will probably win 48-47.

Patrick the Bad Guy

>>149510798
>>149510865
If you hate Russians so much, go volunteer to fight in Ukraine. The Western money laundering scheme needs all the bodies for the meat grinder it can get.

paddington the bearington

>>149510959
Islam has possibly the best striking defense in all of MMA right now, Imo he could actually do well against Topuria.

The dark horse...

>Clipped and dropped by Money Moicano
Yeah the striking defense ain't holding up against Topturo

please stop saying the word Islam as a proud Christian that has a black belt in BJJ and hunts my own beef jerky I find it offensive

>>149511015
he heemed that raisin covered in chocolate headed bruda

>>149510993
Not my war
Its up to you faggot to defend you russian faggots if you love them so much
And i do laugh about russian cucks and their delusional fanboys getting absolutely raped by a pig farming army when you supposed to be the 2nd best
Also russians will get bullied, cucked and replaced into exctinction by based churkas and central asians
Cry about it vatsissy

>>149510856
They actually payed Islam to not fight him
The UFC didn't want them to fight right now, losing either of them would be very very bad with how things currently are

>>149511042
That only happened in your psychotic BDS fantasy

>>149511070
Nobody gives a fuck about Clitia.

>>149511014
I hate strickbussy but he has the best striking defense

>>149511056
>will get bullied, cucked and replaced into exctinction
>tf
>tp

>>149510763
>Let me close the distance on this power puncher who I have a 5 inch reach advantage on like a retar-AAAACK

shut the fuck up

>>149511084
Im not a brazza, you are
I just laugh about vatsissies and their tough guy larp when they are as cucked as westerner

>>149511056
>N-not my war
You're in a NATO country so it is your war because Ukraine is just acting as a proxy for US and NATO. Come on don't be a coward, your overlords need you.

I'm afraid Apturo kills Islam once and for all

>>149511070
>source: Umar's buckbroken ass
you are better than this bappa.

Islam vs JDM is a fake fight I fear

>>149511111
Dont give a fuck, not my war and pig farmers are more than enough to destroy them

>>149511103
A bold strategy

>>149511070
>payed

MMA?

Pink piglets be getting upset
https://x.com/i/status/1939442065319805405

>Be Muay Thai specialist
>Face short boxer with nuclear power
>doesnt even knee clinch him or kick him from far away
>instead go forward towards him with zero headmovement

>>149510541
Plot twist Niggemann is the white lady

>>149511136
It is your war though, why do you think the EU is so fucking invested lol. Also its known that in corpse exchange most bodies are Ukranians and that they forcefully recruit random men in the middle of the street due to severe lack of manpower from getting slaughtered too much.

Islam actually gameplans as opposed to oliveira

>>149509926
Figuring out who had the worst long UFC win streak between Allen, Demolidor and Prazeres would probably make for a good YouTube video

>>149511179
Why is it my war spic retard
Its the war between russians and ukrainians and i like i said even ukrainians are more than enough to fuck them up
Im not even french btw

250 Orthodox Christians
3 champions

2 billion muslims
1 champion

DC's brand new truck was stolen from the san jose airport KWAB

https://x.com/dc_mma/status/1939449780654252056

>>149511227
We all know who it was

toporio has come a long way from slumping damon the leech jackson in the apex. i think leech actually did better than oliveira lmao

>>149511162
Rumour has it ShotaSean had suckle on his CurtDaddy’s BBC backstage to calm down

Welcome to Shitmerica

>>149511146
you know a dude is a real monster when goddard doesn't even have time to stop it early

>>149511227
Did DC simply, accidentally, eat his truck during one of his fat induced episodes?

>>149511227
Sankos husband sends his regards

>>149511227
>>149511246
LAAAAAAAAAAAAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why the fuck is Pat Barry wasting his prime years with Roastie Namajunas

>>149511227
why didnt he chase them?

>>149511246
Jake Paul is going to pay for it. /box/ >>>>> /heempoors/

>>149511227
People that drive themselves to the airport deserve this kind of shit. Take an uber you Doof.

>>149511253
Afraid so!

>>149511274
it happened when he was commentating the fights numbnuts

>>149511216
The whole war is just NATO using Ukraine as proxy to fight Russia. If you're a citizen from any NATO country then it is your war.
Isn't it weird that so many NATO countries send so much money and weapons to Ukraine? think for a minute.
>Im not even french btw
that changes everything unless your country is NATO

>>149511268
kek this.

Jon day drinking in DC’s car as we speak

>>149511291
>it happened thursday night at 7pm
hmmm who do we know that likes going out at night???

>>149511246
>>149511270
If he was an illegal they would have already given him 2 new lungs a new heart and a new house lol. Shouldn't have rubbed turds on your lungs Ben

>>149511291
why didnt he chase them? hes a professional athlete

>>149511227
>>149511235
Bet DC is still going to keep giving biased commentary for the least white fighter. Fatass got what he deserved.

>>149511312
>JON JONES WILD PRANK! STEALS DC'S TRUCK?!? :FART: :FIRE: :BLM:

>>149511327
your posts are hilarious and everyone knows it

>>149511227
Cain smartened up

Jones is gonna get into OJesque chase with DC's car.

>>149511349
wow

>>149511246
One Luigi wasn't enough

latest news reports that jon jones is on the run driving 150 mph down the highway in a stolen truck

>>149511300
I dont give a fuck about nato
Should armenia fight for russia since there in the CTSO or whatever it is (eastern NATO)

The Rivalry Continues...

>>149511253
maybe the truck was made of chocolate

>>149511378
so true

>>149511378
Luigi El faggoto

>>149511378
talmbout luigi vendramini?

>>149511246
Lmao
Couldnt it be me

many meng

>>149511378
I'd say we need a Yoshi more right now

>>149511425
This legit might have sprained Topiglets MCL or some ligaments in his knee. Don't be surprised if he doesn't fight for the rest of the year

y cant arabs fite

>>149511460
The only ranked Canadian fighter is an Arab

*fucks up*

>>149511454
I would be more surprised if he fought once more this year though kek.

sitting around the trap wit the homies smoking out da pipe watching music videos

>>149511474
*levantine

>>149511490
lmfao this guy smokes his homies pipe ayo

Iole bros.. Why are we built like this

>>149511490
kek dis nigga watching music

>>149511533
zamn nina got a gut on her

>>149511382
Russia is successfully defending itself without CSTO, while all NATO vassals are required to pay tribute in tax payer money.

Dana given the nelk boys 50gs for the blackjack table. Winnings go to askren

>>149511500
So arab you retard
Arab lived in the levant since antiquity and being arab is mostly cultural/linguistic and they were both semitic peoples anyway
>>149511460
Belal you retard

>>149511533
Are you a trainer?

>>149511558
>>149511500
Also you posted a moroccan wich is less arab than a levantine and nafris/moroccans/berbers are the best fighting ethnicity out of MENA in general

>>149511551
>defending themselves by invading their neighbors and getting stalled 2 months in
russians are fascinating

>>149511551
Not very successful when they were meant to crush Ukraine in a couple months

>>149511545
Yeah it's like that Scene in Pulp Fiction with Bruce Willis and his girl.

Did Nina have to fk Kevin for the job?

>>149511551
>defending himself
Lol and they got a base in fucking siberia get drone striked
Also because the CTSO is useless

PFL!
PFL!
PFL!

>>149511591
Which one?

>>149511558
u are a sub saharan living on gibs courtesy of judeo-christian NGOs
the zahabi brothers are intelligent levantines that run businesses and pay taxes

>>149511584
>Russia beating all of NATO instead of just Ukraine took a few years instead of a few weeks
pathetic nafo tranny cope

>>149511591
no, why would she need to fuck some random reporter?

>>149511612
They are arabs/semites stop coping retarded faggot

>>149511634
>>149511634
>>149511634
neeeeeew---------------->

>>149511623
Thats some peak vatnigger delusion and mental illness
You cant even beat Ukraine in 4 years
If it was NATO, russia would get BTFO in 3 months maximum

>>149511623
Pooptin hasn’t beaten anyone he’s going to a dicey split decision

>>149511652
I have no affiliation with Russia, I simply acknowledge Russia as the more noble and lesser evil power compared to the NWO globohomo empire.

>>149510826
I think one of them has to lose before they fight. UFC doesn't have that much power anymore.

>>149511686
>NWO globohomo empire
okay gramps its enough fox news for you time to get your meds

>>149508811
Me cumming from above

>>149511533
im so glad this faggot retired last night

man /pol/ is plague upon whole website.

>>149511686
Russia is the eastern globohomo

>>149511687
Why ?
Doesnt make any sense
The two monsters that finished the top fighters finally met
Islam and Ilia hype would be out of the Charts if they did this

>>149511753
if only there was a way to report posts...

>>149511583
>>149511600
Of course its self defense if NATO is expanding in a way that is obviously meant to circle Russia. Now I wouldn't necessarily say its too succesful given that Cucktin gonna cuck (when he should harden his heart instead)

>>149511652
How much would Ukroids last if nato countries stopped giving them money and weapons? you are denying reality if you dont realize that NATO support has been important as fuck. If it were irrelevant then why would NATO countries spend so much.

>>149511774
This is not wrong actually, its just that NATO is right now the biggest evil. But it'd be delusional to think Russia is any good.