Thread 149511994

>Lap:
#7967

>Countdown to Silverkino:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>149501526

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
212 (211 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
241 (238 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 216 (+18)
NOR: 201 (+25)
VER: 155 (+0)
RUS: 146 (+10)
LEC: 119 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 417 (+43)
Ferrari: 210 (+27)
Mercedes: 209 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+0)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 652.39 (+5.82)
HAM: 650.01 (+32.73)
NOR: 638.30 (+26.55)

>News:
Antonelli hit with three-place grid penalty for Verstappen clash
Norris hails ‘perfect’ Austria win after Piastri battle
Red Bull accepts F1 ‘championship over’ amid ‘black day’ for Max Verstappen in Austria
Hamilton reveals brake problem as he edges closer to Leclerc setup
Red Bull's Tsunoda baffled by lack of pace as he issues apology after Austria crash
Max Verstappen admits watching Spa 24 after crashing out of F1 Austrian GP
“Perfect storm” left George Russell in "damage limitation” at F1 Austrian GP
Christian Horner: Mercedes should fix their issues, not chase Max Verstappen

edd

good night

peeASS3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149511994 (OP)
That cat is literally me

>>149511994 (OP)
cute
>>149512018
fat
>>149512023
cute
>>149512037
cute

>>149511994 (OP)
>Silverkino
really?>>149511994 (OP)
>>2025 WEC Standings
>LAW: 652.39 (+5.82)
>HAM: 650.01 (+32.73)
>NOR: 638.30 (+26.55)
brittard updated too early, it's
>1 Lawson LAW 652.6
>2 Hamilton HAM 649.19
>3 Norris NOR 637.64

>>149512037
Are you a ging*r?

decisive catposter victory
we the toaster tonight!

>>149512070
he's an annoying blogposting fuck

enough with the cats

>>149512070
No, I just look perpetually depressed like him

narb posted something very informative on its twitter
> That’s P5 in Austria. Overall, we just didn’t have the pace today but we move forward to the British GP next week Excited for my home race
home?
narb has a home?

>>149512055
>Silverkino
I just copy what is there in the last thread. Don't care what cutesy name someone came up with

>>149512132
obviously, i'm saying you shouldn't have

Deadbull

Deadstralian

>>149512126
crikey, r jorj is one of the most bri'ish young lads out there m8

>>149512149
Then you should have done it, mate

>>149512170
no, you should have taken proper responsibility

Deadbull

>>149512192
I saw that

PS3 converted a P3 to P2
he also bullied Norriz in the process
the cute little elf won
S*phia posters are nowhere to be seen
Antonelli successfully groomed AMX into leaving the Deadbull
almost wasted my cat folder
time to sleep now
good night lads

>>149512210
i saw it too
>>149512221
wtf?

>>149512126
Of course he does
Look it

>>149512126
>we

>>149512252
does he crawl inside that dollhouse and lay there in a fetus position, waiting to be hatched as a real boy?

>>149512240
Its over yugi you better start looking for another job. I heard Goodsmile Company looking for another driver

cant wait until they send Max here when he gets 12 penalty points for being a naughty boy

gimi

i accidentally the toaster yet again

>>149512252
but that's just his face pasted onto someone else standing next to a doll house

>>149512347
how?

>>149512320
on 30 June 2024 he got 2 points, so those expired
meaning he has to probably kill george to get 3
...hmm

>>149512372
Can you tell by the pixels?

>>149512452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYFXOZN-L64
i'm pretty sure i'm going full schizo, like, if someone asked
>imagine that was george all real-like standing next to a doll house wouldn't that be funny
i would say, no, not funny at all, that would be it for me

Britain next

>>149512630
thats malta

>>149512630
only watched the fella on the right breathing heavily
is he gonna be ok?

>>149512682
He will be as long as england scars sum facking goals

>>149512682
bazzas got his pint in hell be right as rain

So what did you guys think of the movie?

>>149512804
based

i am once again too druk for shooty games

>>149511994 (OP)
kot

>>149512824
You'll love this. Check 45 seconsd and 2:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CozySQ1Roc

F1 related because Ferrari mechanics consume this much olive oil.

>>149512804
do I need to buy the premium F1 to see them fuck?

>>149512630
>Britain next

>>149512790
I saw it today. It was alright. F1 Hollywood style. No more, no less.

>>149512347
no one cares, faggot.

what does AMX/Red Bull need to do now to win the WDC, really, really don't wanna see a No Rizz WDC

If you were Toto and Max got on the phone saying he wanted to come to Mercedes, would you get rid of George? or Kimi? or would you refuse Max?

Personally I'd get rid of Kimi but I'd feel awful doing it. I just couldn't refuse a line up of arguably the two best drivers on the grid.

Max is a Goat tier driver and many in the paddock think he might have as much as two to three tenths on the whole grid. In this years Mercedes I think he could be right in the championship fight.

All that suggest that Kimi has a higher ceiling than George (which is very high) is his junior career, but here’s the kicker, George Russell has a better junior career, and against better competition.

In F1 I don't think you refuse a line up of potentially the two best drivers on the grid just to maintain good vibes and the power of friendship.

>>149513253
Max will eat the rookie alive, Max and Jorg would be 1a/1b

>>149513252
Cheat more, cheat more better, bribe the FIA mullah, sabotage the enemy, tell Yuki to murder Pisstree and Norpiss during the next race, get Kelly to use more succubus spells, sacrifice another 2nd driver, hire a sniper and paint the cars 100% white

>>149513253
Are you trying to tell us that Russell is better than Hamilton??? Lmaoooooooo 0

>>149513252
Its over anon, let it go. Lando will surely win the WDC """"""""""""""They""""""""""""""" already decided this a while ago

>>149512630
That's traditionalism right there btw

>>149513253
kimi
narb has proven to be reliable and while gimi may be faster hes not there yet and 2 solid drivers is better than 1 + maybe

OK but what do you suggest they do with Kimi

>>149513252
it's over
give it up, even ded bull and verstappen have done so
think ahead to 2026 (lol), it'll be merc dominance again since ford are way behind on the engine and ded bull aren't to be trusted with their car without newey at the helm

>>149513300
Max would also eat Russell alive.
That said, Max and Russell would be obviously a better team. They are probably professional enough to work together.

But where would Kimi go?

>>149513253
george
it's what toto has planned all this time
groom kimi to be the next verstappen, court verstappen over since you missed out on him last time

>>149513633
onlyfans

>>149513680
Max already said he will never drive alongside Russell

>max gets the only upgrades to see if they're any good
>gets taken out on the first lap
>doesn't fly off into a rage after he figures out that he was hit by a rookie
Awww, they gave the machine real human feelings. Maybe that's why he's been on a decline. It's jot the car, too much processing is going toward emulating emotion.

>>149513252
Unless Mclaren pace is shit like in CanadaGP for 5 races in a row or Lando and Piastri take each other out twice, nope. There are no chance. Its over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3ZdPZBL7D8

>>149513693
because max knows he is a bitchmade basedboy who will get btfo by jorj

Isn't it weird that neither of the 3 best drivers in F1 have any chance of winning the title?

>>149513253
Do you need two top drivers? Look at McLaren, they've thrown away a lot of points this year because both of them want to be the guy.
Max and Kimi makes more sense, ultimately Max will be the one who will be getting all the upgrades and there will be no hard feelings because Kimi knows his place
Jorj would cry and seethe to the British media every week about all the special treatment Max is getting and how it isn't fair and how he could win too if he got a chance

Best F1/motorsport documentary?

>>149513983
>doubting are stroll
ngmi

>>149513995
I like the Bruce McLaren one
When he was a kid he had some problem with his spine and it shows him getting wheeled around outside in a bed that he's strapped to

>>149513253
NARB is a shutter mate.
Gimi is the next generation talent.

Max + Gimi would be top tier but I hate Mercedes

>>149513995
TT3D: Closer to the edge

>>149513988
you are simple minded. having 2 drivers duke it out gets way more coverage both in and out of the race, giving you more sponsor money. if your car is good enough to lose a few points to intrateam fighting, then it makes the most sense to have 2 number 1 drivers.

please help

>>149514098
whom

McLaren sells cars ?

>>149514151
>how will this help us sell cars?
sell cars?

>>149513995
Dts

This season feels like MotoGP 2024 season where two shitters kwabbing each other for WDC and the one who got talent has literal shitbox

Do we hate NARG for ending Max chances?

>>149514224
Max being so chill about Kimi kamikaze's makes me think the Mercedes move is 100% happening and Narb is out

>>149514278
you try and imagine yourself mad at him

Dead Bull

>>149514307
it's all part of some sneaky toto plan to active an opt out clause in Max's red bull contract based on race performance
I am very smart

>>149511667
>are all argentinians retarded
Yes

>>149514343
i also suffer from delusions on occasion

I fucking TOLD you dumb fucks that Pastry would get B0DIED by Norris this race and the stupid fuck nearly drove into the back of him in the only moment he was close enough to try something retarded. You fucks didn't listen - I predicted the downfall of Retardo while you were all still polishing his apple. Silverstone will be a Norris win with Piastri back in the pack and from there the title is over.

Have fun in November crying about it, dicks.

>>149514397
>Wasting good bread and chips by mixing them together
What was the point?

chat should i break the seal on 2+l or raw do it

>>149514404
Who expect PS3 WDC though ? I know he will got cucked, just like every other Australian drivers out there

>>149514453
lando will still choke more

>>149514404
He didn't get bodied though, Piastri was consistently faster than Lando and it took a combination of a retarded strategy call before the first stop and Colashito running him off track to stop him from catching and passing Lando by the end of the race.

>>149514479
He will but McLaren will rig this for Norris

>>149513995
Grand Prix

JUST LET ME RUB MY DICK ON HIN HOLY SHIT JUST A SMALL CONCESSION

>>149514480
lando and ps3 had the same pace when they both were in clean air with no drs. ps3 was only close bc austria has too much drs. ps3 made his own strategy call. thats on him m8. he wouldn't have caught lando at the end and certainly wouldnt pass him even if the arayan chad didnt push ps3 off. simple as

i am just an observer

>>149514530
Stop being gay

>>149514224
Newfag here, why is Russell called NARG?

>>149514585
not a real guy

No one will see those posts ever

>>149514386
Am I gay if I get a boner looking at this?

>>149514585
Naturally Aspirated Retarded Geordie.

>>149514611
insallah

kwabmilton will never beat lecuck on merit

chat...
hep

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149514708
haha he had to change it lol

we venture into the unknown

need to take a shit

Are Colapinto and Tsunoda the worst drivers on the grid BY FAR?

>>149514819
of course you would take the opportunity to shit on an honest Japanese man

Real sad day

>>149514830
He's showing no respect for the most experienced Japanese Formula 1 driver in history.

>>149514830
Well that anon is Korean.

>>149514849
and for that he must pay, I don't know how but he will
>>149514850
he should be out there developing those Hankook tires instead of a basket weaving forum

>>149513135
I want to go back.

>>149514819
Colapinto is just inexperienced
Tsunoda has no excuse for being as bad as he is after a 100 races

Fizzy drink without Nuui

>>149511994 (OP)
The most disturbing thing about the Austrian GP was that Karun and the other dingus having absolutely no idea what was going on with pit strategies. It was almost half distance already, Alonso and Lawson were both on mediums with hard tires to come, and neither was suffering from deg particularly. I had realized many laps earlier they were OBVIOUSLY doing a one stop, as presumably everyone with any common sense had. For absolutely no reason they both assumed they were going to put soft tires on for what like 3 laps at the end? They talked to Bernie (a WOMAN) and she suggested they might try to one stop, which they both treated as some mind blowing revelation.

Then when they talked to Laurent he bizarrely suggested that Ocon was going to one stop as well, which to be fair they seemed surprised by, but then took it as a given that he was even though this was coming from another team's principal and was the dumbest thing I have ever heard, he was not ever going to be close to being able to one stop.

Congratulations Bernie (a WOMAN) for being the only one who had any idea about the most basic shit that any F1 fan should intuit without even thinking about it.

>>149514873
Let's be fair: Hankook are far better than Pirelli and could probably make a better tire for F1.

>>149513253
Yeah I agree about Kimi, the hype got away from him from karting and he never backed it up in any category of cars. You'd have to dump him but keep in on contract at least for another year I reckon, let him race in a lower team where he should have been this year but with the option to take him back.

>>149514902
>Never gets the upgrades the same race Max gets them, on a car that is absolute shit to drive
>Doesn't get as many practice laps as Max does
>Car set up is basically sabotage spec
>Gets the absolute most horseshit fucking strategies imaginable that fuck over his entire race
The team does everything it can to put him at the back of the grid and let him languish there, and you wonder why he doesn't move up through the field and has run-ins with professional backmarkers.

>>149514819
Lawson too. He's just in a better car now.

>>149514910
>being forced to watch the Sky coverage
I feel for you. The F1TV coverage isn't much better, especially after losing Buxton, but I'm still glad to have it over the fucking Sky broadcast.

>>149514946
Yuki had the upgrades and destroyed them instantly

>>149514063
Good choice m8 those cunts are fuckin mental.

>>149514946
lmao

we have two stopped
over
its this and a used 6 psck

>>149514959
Absolutely stupid thing to say after yesterday's race.

Quite reasonable thing to say after most of the other races this year, but we are after yesterday's race right now so you can't say that.

>>149514970
>Yuki had the upgrades
No he didn't.

>>149514985
There would be absolutely 0 consequences to the race results of this season if RB had never swapped Tsunoda and Lawson. The second RB and second Racing Bull would have both finished exactly where they did regardless.

Does Hadjar have his manager desperately find him a drive at any other team for 2026 or is he doomed to be forced to drive the RBR-Ford shitbox and watch his career die?

>>149514980
hammer time

>>149515015
>ignores that Tsunoda absolutely outperformed Lawsuck in the RB
Go to fucking bed, Helmut.

and i dont forget the refusal to participate in my survey

>>149513995
the Helmut Deimel ones are fun. I still need to watch the one specifically about Walter Rohrl

max to VCARB for a couple of races. the world needs to know

>check Google News for F1 news
>half the results are still about the stupid fucking movie
(((They))) are really trying hard to normielise F1.

my fellow countryman did a shitty race and tomorrow i have to get up in this shit weather to study

>>149511994 (OP)
Who's the best F1 guests on Top Gear?

>>149515088
where is that?

>>149514990
have a (you) retard

>>149515096
Webber is the only cool F1 driver of the last thirty years

>>149515096
Michael Schumacher

>>149515105
webber got multi-21ed. he is an uncool cuckold

and time!
bottle is sequestered till tomorrow

you will be hearing from me...

enjoy what time you have

>>149515096
ok maybe Davina McCall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLnI9st0QSc

>>149515135
This.
Isn't his manager-wife also like fifty years older than he is?
Seb was cool before he embraced the globohomo.

Enough with the Ganjas, Jamaican. Go to sleep

Seb was never cool to me because my dad is a seething Tifosi

im not doing anything wrong

what survey

>>149515170
>Seb was cool before he was cornered in a hotel lobby by globos who demonstrated how they could manufacture fake evidence that he was a diddler, that would stand up to all investigations & alibis, and would distribute said manufactured evidence if he didn't publicly embrace the current narratives
I expect Max will be next.

>>149515197
ehhhhhhhhhh

>>149515190
also he's German. Germans are not cool

>>149515215
That's just Germans dude. Schumi was the same fucking way, just not as virtue signaling.

stop yelling at me pls

>>149515222
>>149515230

entire glass got poured out
im killing myself after i kill everybody
in mclarens sim ofcourse

also in minecraft

>>149515283
you're druk go slep

>>149515307
ok i will listen this one time on ggoodwill

england next

Its Overstappen

(finally)

Max Copestappen

if Borto score 213 points on the next race, he will lead the drivers championship

we are so back, Brazilbros

>the FIA has the authority to deduct championship points
>the FIA will deduct all points from all yt drivers for doing a racism (participating in colonialism (racing in england))
>lewis wins the championship
>/f1/ seethes

races for this feeling

>>149515533
hamilton is getting 24-0'd by lecuck, bro

Hi, my name is Willy.

>>149515544
I miss feet

>>149515544
based lad

Have you guys seen F1: The Movie yet?

>redbull has a shit car, but great driver
>ignores the car because they have a driver that excels in spite of it
>somehow made the car worse
>will possibly lose said driver
I wonder if verstappen will know what to do if he ends up in a good car. So used to wrestling a bad car.

>>149511994 (OP)
Leo looks weird in this one

>>149511994 (OP)
>Hamilton reveals brake problem as he edges closer to Leclerc setup
Not ANOTHER car issue that prevents him from outqualifying/outpacing his teammate for yet another weekend? Man, that is one unlucky guy right there.

can't wait to get home and order those diecasts I have been eyeing. I still don't know which version I am getting though

>>149515734
hes not a car baby so he wont struggle with a different vroom, just get the set up right and bang another max wins lol

in fact thats a good scenario for him
>max addapting to a good vroom
instead of
>building an extreme vroom that only max can drive

Laos GP when?

>>149515891
>ynr we were one covid crisis away from a hanoi gp
Grim

Shit I meant Vietnam. Damn auto correct

>>149515908
Did 2020 even happen? I just can’t remember

>>149515916
>Except for Mercedes, they get to keep theirs for the whole season :3

Kimi Antonelli and Liam Lawson have scored the same amount of points over the last 5 races

>>149515916
>steering is not allowed

N

I

>>149515943
he's not steering, he's adjusting the suspension

FUCK CANADA
I HATE LEAFS
RUNNING EVERYTHING
FUUUUUCK CANADA

Canadian butthole :3

island next

>>149515959
You can actually see in that video that when he pulled back it toed the front tires in.

>>149515959
he is steering. only the push rods are moved, which is the mechanism by which you steer. the suspension is unchanged.
t. ingeniero

gimi

ps3 p2. its over

>>149515734
he will fucking fly
if merc or whoever he joins continues to hit their mark, he will repeatedly pull off 2023 type seasons back to back

>>149515104
The car was too fast for him

>>149511994 (OP)
>Silverkino
britbong hands typed this

I don't want Max to go to Mercedes. I hate them. They are evil incarnate.
What are the chances he'll reverse and go to AssTon?
Or even better: Red Bull gets their shit together and he stays?

APOLOGIZE TO CHECO

>>149516081
0% chance he leaves this year and I'm sick of hearing speculation about it. Next year's car will be completely different and there is no reason for the current design's gremlins to still exist. They'll also still be a works team, and given next year's reg change if they end up nailing the engine they'll dominate for years. No one is moving from the works teams until 2027 when the pecking order is known.

>>149516091
Never

>>149516091
I never apologise
(that's a lie)

>>149516098
>everyone is essentially starting from scratch
>some team offers him a million bajillion dollars to race for them
There's a million bajillion reasons for him to leave redbull, but the important part will be if anyone is actually willing to pay more than redbull.

>>149516098
it's a gamble, since it's very likely ford will fuck up the engine since they are new
but it has been literally everyone else talking about verstappen leaving, and not himself
if things were actually dire I think we'd be hearing leaks about how verstappen is actually threatening red bull about leaving

i, for one, welcome the Dark Verstappen arc.

>>149516133
>but it has been literally everyone else talking about verstappen leaving, and not himself
>if things were actually dire I think we'd be hearing leaks about how verstappen is actually threatening red bull about leaving
his dad has talked about max leaving if rb dont get their shit together and he has also mentioned the clauses and we all knonw that his dad is the one in charge of contracts and whatnot, max will speak when he announces hes leaving or staying, just because hes not currently saying anything it doesnt mean hes not talking with the other teams

>>149516098
>Red Bull Ford
Probably mid aero, mid power unit. Doubt they'll come out swinging next season, but he's established there and they'll pay a lot to keep him
>Ferrari
Powerhouse power unit that blows up again, but le strateggi. Driver lineup locked so no chance
>Mercedes
Probably shit aero and insane PU as always. Max's best bet outside Red Bull if he wants a fifth title, but their current lineup is solid. Not sure they'll be willing to outbid RBR while ditching Jorj
>Aston Honda
Wildcard. Could stay a shitter team, could come out dominating right out of the gate. Unlimited money so outbidding Red Bull not an issue, le Newey car baby meme, but driver lineup locked unless Strollovich finally fires his son. Alo x Ver lineup would be insane.
>Audi
With the amount of lobbying they did for this shitty engine reg I hope they come out strong, but driver lineup locked and binotto lmao

>>149516177
>Ford
FIX
OT
RGAIN
DONY

found on retards driveways (i drive a ford)

>>149511994 (OP)
>strategy: just ram Verstappen

Fix Or Repair Daily

we need to nuke airports. all of them. F1 would improve massively if so

>>149515088
I envy you

>>149516319
comfy weather. sit outside and just bake in the sun drinking arnold palmers

>>149515088
crisp tierra del fuegANO

>>149516330
I would if only I had the AC inside
I will try the Arnold Palmer though

>>149516369
Do it with unsweet tea and lemonade or it gets overly sweet, unless you're into that

>>149516319
>severe high temp warning
i dont even get this when it hits 45

>>149516098
Capping this post to fuel my leaf blower after this summer

>>149516384
No escaping Australia

>>149516177
>driver lineup locked

No such thing when Verstappen is available. If Alonso/Hamilton wouldn't be willing to take a payoff, they could just fuck with them until the end of the season to make them retire.

>>149516406
Alonso is probably looking for the payout at this point desu

>>149516319
want sum wotah?

>>149516433
Si hermano I'd love some rain actually

DEAD
BULL

DEAD

BULL

DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL DEAD BULL

>>149516448
It's like 12C here and raining. Wanna swap?

It's raining here

>>149516433
We just got more than 200mm of rain here in 2 days ama

RAIN IN 5

>>149516470
>Bono my brain activity is gone

>female F1 fan on dating app
>fav driver is George Russell
I now see why he has so many haters

>>149516493
Too soon

>>149516319
Just hilarious that it’s hotter in Europe these days than here

I don't understand why rest of europe is so autistic about ac. During winter it keeps warm and during summer it keeps cool.

>37 years old
>father
What's your excuse?

>>149516544
I've still got time

>>149516544
Freedom

>>149516544
i'll do it this afternoon

maybe the real new senna was the actual brazilian we had along the way

>>149516544
im not 37

>>149516544
I have 11 years

>>149516556
I second this.

>>149516544
>What's your excuse?

>>149516527
People vastly overestimate the cost

>>149516576
even he has children

>>149516544
I'm not an f1 driver.

>>149516544
Autism

>>149516544
Look at Max

>>149516600
They rebranded back to HBO

>>149516585
Yeah and his son didn't make it to F1 unlike Migg

realised commentary adds little to the race, you can literally just watch it with natural sounds

>>149516619
yeah that little bit at the first start wher sky had a problem and we just got a clean feed for a couple minutes was nice.
i was hoping it wouldnt come back before the second start

Some guy went pic rel when Checo appeared in the F1® Movie™ and let out a small "whoo" But no one else reacted so he stayed quiet for the rest of the movie.

>>149516619
Start a campaign on reddit or twitter were you claim to be autistic, meaning to hear a white male's voice over the beautiful sound of the V6 Hybrid is triggering you, and by next week we'll have a voiceless feed

>>149516637
pendejo tu y el por ver la pelicula

>>149516649
?
did she died?

>>149516642
I bet it was you. Stay mad no one else baseded out.

>edd rankings next
your last minute predictions?

>>149516652
use imagination

>>149516660
Max first

>>149516660
Norris top 1 goat forever because he's a bong (already WDC)
Verstappen ranked 54th because he dared hitting Antonelli, from the British team Mercedes Benz

>>149516556
Only United Statesians have a freedom

It is kind of ridiculous that Damon Hill thinks he is fucked in the head because his dad died and then he talks about his mom for about 20 seconds and you instantly realize it's just because she was a nutbar.

Also one of the most amazing quotes I have ever heard from someone's wife of 36 years
>“On the surface he was joking around, but he was one of the saddest people I’ve come across in my life,”

>>149516727
>“On the surface he was joking around, but he was one of the saddest people I’ve come across in my life,”
literally me

guys I was told fake gimi was a generational talent but actually he's kinda shit? what's up with that?

>>149516743
He is a generational talent at giving Toto boners.

>>149516743
Toto memoryhold that Max was shit until mid-2018

>>149516737
but doc, i am pagliacci

>>149516619
>you can literally just watch it with natural sounds
sadly you can only do that if you pay for f1tv
rip f1 viewer

>>149516660
cheeky LawGOD P3

>>149516660
Hulk dominance

>>149516764
Peter Windsor acknowledged Lawson supremacy as the best driver of the race so maybe Edd will too

>>149516773
not with that quali

Silverstone is the best track on the calendar and it being in bongland doesn't change that.

>>149516840
What a strange way to spell interlagos

>>149516840
flat tracks are gay

it's funny because a straw is thin but Edd is fat

>>149516904
>Silverstone, Melbourne, Monza and Paul Ricard are gay

>>149516910
ok fine, airfield tracks are gay

>>149516910
Yes. And semenstone isn't even the best in bongland

Brands Hatchbros....

>>149516905
edd is sucking two large caramel crunch milkshakes with a straw right now while he writes the article about his driver rankings

>>149516986
while also having some fried macaroni and cheese balls on the side. when the rankings are done and posted he will have his lunch appetizers

>>149516986
>"Loser:"
*slurp* *slurp*
>"Yuki Tsunoda"

>>149516988
these loaded fries are edd straw's appetizers for lunch. he is writing the content for the next the race podcast as he delicately consumes these one by one

>>149517008
for lunch, edd will have this small plate of fried chicken, burgers and waffle fries. he'll be browsing /f1/ while he eats these

>>149517019
and finally for dessert edd will have some nice pancakes. then he will take a nap, but not for too long as he would not want to starve in his sleep

>>149516544
I'm also 37 and I look way better than him (also much taller (also have the same number of F1 podiums))

>>149516727
>mental fatigue

>>149517019
>>149517008
>>149516988
>>149516986
>>149517025
that's a fairly small amount of food for an average motorsports fan, I'd say?

>>149517019
jesus this looks good

>>149512024
I'd rather have ps3 win over norizz

Ralph Shoemaker takes it up the butt

>>149514621
yes

stop ignoring these posts yukiqueers, what the fuck happened to your boy? I thought being japanese meant you were a good driver?

>>149517089
Jurgen is german

>>149515734
Isn't that what happened to Marquez in MotoGP?

>>149517088
He just needs a little more time

>>149517008
>Loaded fries
I hate that phrase with passion. A chip is neither a transportation vehicle, nor an weapon. It is therefore not possible to "LOAD" a plate of chips. These are chips, with cheese substitute on top. I will die on this hill

Penelope Kvyat

>>149517089
Here's the time the resident tranny tripfag from the /brit/ threads on /int/ and /r9k/ appeared on smackdown

>>149516986
>>149516988
>>149517008
>>149517019
>>149517025
>>149517031

>>149517142
kwab is it real?

>>149517147
Edd, you fat fuck, where are the rankings?

I fucked up the wire on my G29's throttle pedal somehow
Now it's stuck at 100% throttle
I'm losing it right now

antonelli willy spilly

>>149516544
zero muscle definition, he's just skinny

>>149517205
Nothing what a little bit of soldering and a duct tape won't fix
If you can't solder buy a wago clamp, it won't look nice but it should work
Or just replace a cabke

>>149517205
map your pedal so 100% is 0% then drive it back to front

>>149517205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya9UEvJLn1k
A race for that feel

>>149517205
Just cut the insulation and twist the fucking wires and put on some ducktape on them. Can't be that hard even for a retard desu

>>149517241
>Or just replace a cabke
A full replacement cable would be 1/9th the cost of the entire wheel set
>t a little bit of soldering
Guess I'll have to do some homework for this cause I've never soldered before unlike my grandfather so I'll need to learn what equipment I'll need to buy for the job
Shan't count on those monkeys at Media Markt to be of any help

2026 FIA Formula One World Championship Calendar update

- 3 pre-season testing sessions
- Azerbaijan Grand Prix to be held on Saturday 26th September

>>149517241 based quality anon
>>149517269 cringe "that will do" anon

>>149517300
this is shit
kill Domenicali

>>149517269
>Just cut the insulation
Not my smartest first instinct to be honest because apparenrly there's another damaged spot on the red wire or I just damaged it trying to cut and take off the electrical tape so yeah
That's what I get for trying to do the Hungary repair job on the floor in the dark with a flashlight to put the rubber block back in as opposed to taking my time in broad daylight doing every step carefully like the first time

>>149517302
Literally 0 current goes through those wires and it's not some kind of precise measuring device so minuscule difference in resistance won't matter either so "that will do" will do just fine especially for a twink who doesn't even have a soldering iron

>>149517349
>it's not some kind of precise measuring device
filthy casual

Guys if we can't fix a G29 pedal wire right now we'll never be able to run our own team by 2027

Missed the whole weekend because I was out of town. Why did AMX qualify so badly?

>>149517379
(((yellow flag))) Q3

>>149513084
His mass all up top

>>149517383
Caused by?

would amx even improve on that last lap?
i don't remember his sectors before yellow flag

>>149517379
Alpine has been bribed by """""""""""""Them"""""""""""""" To help Lando win the WDC

>>149517390
would have gotten second row

>>149517387
gasleak

>>149517379
>out of town
Tuska?

>>149517379
The Gasmeister pulled off a sick 720 and Max slowed down because he knew he couldn’t compete with that.

>>149517379
Gasly was doing donuts during Q3 and ruined PS3's and AMX's laps

>>149517401
Just visiting a friend.

>>149517205
Time for fanatec csl dd bundle.
Or thrustmaster t598.
Or moza r5.
But really >>149517269

>>149517412
I'm trying to find a small enough cutting tool to get at the electrical tape because this chisel & bit is not doing the job and only risks exposing more copper wire
As long as the wires make contact I'm hoping it might be good enough as a stopgap

>>149517377
Realistically, has an F1 team ever needed to fix broken pedals and hydraulics before a race?

>>149517409
based

https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/valtteri-bottas-alpine-option-f1-2025-franco-colapinto/
Cadillac still hasn't signed anyone.
Remember when they were supposed to announce Perez in Miami?

>>149517442
Bottas fucking sucks, why would anyone want him?
Look at how much better Sauber is doing with Bort and the Hulkster

Max will trigger the performance clause in his contract and join Mercedes next year.

I just stopped in to say I hate you all, the motorsports general and endurance racing threads are much better and you are a containment thread. Have a nice life wankers

>>149517495
truke

All this for 4/10 50 something woman.
Redbull become Deadbull happening because Hornyman cant keep it inside his pants

>>149517495
And yet here you are

>>149517495
>the motorsports general and endurance racing threads
only wec threads are good, the rest isn't

>>149517442
Aren't they supposed to reveal their future driver line up this weekend? or at least that's what the rumours are.

>>149517442
Then announcing that they're picking up a Mexican would be better timed for while they're in Austin anyway.

>>149517554
Two more weekends

havent you people seen that video Bottas posted about "Cadillac seat"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ8zRikCkM0

im 100% sure that Bottas is 100% sure that he will be driving for Cadillac next year. If im wrong i will not post on /f1/ for a month.

The damage seems worse than I feared after cutting my way through, with tears in the wire and sfinters in as many as 7 points somehow
Not entirely sure how to go about this if the individual copper wires are possibly flayed out or exposed

Jensen butthole

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

someday /f1/ will finally give Mike Krack the respect he deserves

>>149517666
oof
we need to retire pedals from the race

>>149517743
Probably considering this red wire is hanging in by a thread I think
If I had to guess what happened looking at the upper damage, it probably got snagged on the metallic teeth and got chewed up somehow assuming it wasn't pulled too hard
Tempted to at least phone in media market and see if they have an offer on anything or if they would even take it considering I chopped off the black insulation just now

>>149517803
What the fuck bro. Just do what the Russian said and don't fuck it up. Cut all the damaged part out, cut the plastic off the ends so you have maybe 10mm of wire sticking out, twist the matching wires together, and tape the whole thing.

I did shit like this since I was about 8 years old and never even got a soldering iron until a couple of years ago and every shitty hillbilly fix I ever did worked perfectly fine.

f1 rake

>>149517472
He's just le quirky bare ass man xD
Omg so random

>>149517858
I wouldn't mind seeing her bare ass

>>149517495
>"Hey guys, did you watch this race?"
3 hours later:
>(1)
>"no"

>>149517858
imagine how stinky her string must be wedged that deep in her crack all day

>>149517858
F1 CAKE more like

Good morning
Hamilton is homosexual

>>149518169
He wishes.

week that ends in racing

>>149511994 (OP)
>Max Verstappen admits watching Spa 24 after crashing out of F1 Austrian GP
/ourguy/ through and through

>>149517838
The Home Arsonist of Hamilton

>>149517838
The Burner of Brisbane

Why is he like this

>>149518326
The Country Confuser of Curitiba

>>149518352
You mean normal?

>>149518352
already discussed

>>149518352
>Why is he like this
autism

>t. fellow autist who didn't go to the company's team bulding event in Greece because he can't interract with people normally.

>>149518352
Just like me

>>149518352
You mean based?

>>149518352
My King.

Helmut Marko: Gibt "überhaupt keinen Grund", Tsunoda jetzt auszuwechseln

Kinda disappointed that it wasn't narb who took out Max

>>149518354
The Cartographer of Cannes

too much to watch

>>149518390
Most people just drink until they can interact

>>149518352
Because he's an autistic robot that was programmed exclusively for racing.

>>149518515
alcohol is bad, mkay?

>0.5 seconds ahead of everyone in qualifying
>Beats PS3 in wheel to wheel in equal machinery
Genuinely impressed
Won't be hating on him for at least 5 days

>>149518352
Literally autism

>>149518352
He is honorary finn

>>149518586
>Beats PS3 in wheel to wheel in equal machinery
>runs it off track and drives his mirrors

>>149518563
I'm not saying get shitfaced
Surely 2 to 3 glasses of wine are enough to loosen you up a but and still retain most of your brain cells and spatial awareness

>>149518634
that's a dangerous game

>>149518634
In Finland you are sober or shitfaced. No compromises.

>>149518643
That's the game you should learn to play in college, nowadays I can be happy and fun drunk for hours without ever going over the edge, just by learning how much and how fast I can actually process alcohol
The alternative is become a huge drunkard whenever you drink - memory loss, loss of motor skills, throwing up, hungovers - or to never drink at all
>>149518656
You also don't interact while drinking from what I've heard

Edd choked on Greggs, no ratings for Austria GP

missed the whole weekend
how did my nip yuki do

>>149518716
finanon, I...

>>149518716
he did better than amx
yugi is back

>>149517838
>twist the matching wires together
That's some dangerous driving man

Imagine what punishment kimi received.....hot

>>149518716
Goodsmile Racing currently looking for him

francois' body got cevert'd

Mama Vasseur ded
Wat nou

yugibros...
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/2025-f1-austrian-grand-prix-driver-rankings-edd-straw/

>>149518883
Who ?

I fucking hate sports news/media. it's literally gossipshit but for dudes.

>>149518897
Edd is chugging sausage rolls and didn't launch his meme ranking

gimi

>>149518919
me too, max, me too...

I'll be 50 years old and would still be able to post this
gimi

I'll be 50 years old and still be single [spoiler]and virgin[/spoiler]

POLE

>tfw currently 51 years divorced but have two daughters

gimi

>>149519138
>and virgin
Not on my watch

>>149518590
Germans don’t speak English thoughbeit

>>149519105
i recognize that gimi, thats a brazil 2018 gimi.

>>149519138
I'm a 32 years old wizard

>>149519168
>51
>still poasting on 4chin
You failed your life boomer.

>>149519168
the most cucked man on earth

>>149519172
unedited version

>>149519138
>>149519234
I've had sex with double digits of women and it could be much more but I am too autistic I don't actually like women at all and I like doing my autistic little things that I do. I like sex but only if the woman isn't an annoying retard and 99% of them are.

>>149519168
are they hot?

>>149519288
slut

>>149519288
>the male model of melbourne

>>149519288
I don't believe that you have met double digit non retarded women. What kind of paradise is New Zealand?

United Kingdom (England specifically) next

>>149519346
the goof of goteborg

>>149519364
Why are they holding the cans like that? Is this an ad?

>>149519234
>tfw I never got to be a wizard
What are your superpowers?

>>149519378
>the atlas of adelaide

>>149519346
I'm not really good looking I'm just tall and in good shape. And I am interesting to girls because I travel a lot and I am like yeah cool man haha cool yeah but actually inside I am thinking SHUT UP IDIOT

>>149519363
I haven't, most of the women I had sex with were annoying retards. New Zealand women are the worst too, I think I only had sex with 4 NZ women the rest were all foreigners living here, backpackers, or girls I met when I was traveling.

>>149519378
The Pedant of Perth

>>149519382
An ad to show how retarded activists are in the UK

WTF Max??

>>149519437
Our country has retarded activists too.

>>149519424
I do l live in Perth, boxing for bed

>>149519502
No doubt, seems like activists against something vital for everyday life seems to be everywhere.

>>149519364
Dumb cunts
Glad their shitty movement is dead

>>149519492
>Heineken 0.0
it's a waste of ink, we already know it's gay

>>149519492
Max can’t be gay because he had sex with a woman and has a daughter. That makes him not gay.

Silverstone... England.. the home of motorsport... the home of racing
This... is special

>>149519596
So if you get a daughter you're not gay, but if you get a son you are?

>>149519596
I (male) used to hook up with a middle age guy that used to be married to a woman and had kids. So no, that doesn't mean you can't be gay

>>149519657
gay

>>149519683
he didnt say that

Fellow bongs, how are (You) coping with this 34 degree heatwave?
(Same question for continental Europeans where I think it’s quite warm too)

>>149519748
I put my feet in a bucket of cold water

>>149519748
I haven't worn a shirt in a week

>>149519788
get a job

>>149519748
I drink 11 liters of water

>>149519797
Shirtless men do 10x the work of fully clothed people

>>149519596
Ask Ralf or David.

>>149518352
How can someone hate this guy

>>149519814
>>149519788
Please stop responding, this question is for Bongs and Europeans, not North Americans who have cheat mode air conditioning

Rosberg’s working for Sky again this weekend and he’s doing a sit down interview with Lewis on Thursday apparently

jacking off

>>149519736
It was a different time.

>>149519736
Peter is a angry edgelord chud deep down .
Did you even see the third movie?

>>149519864
the first step of all great greek philosophy

>>149519864
hello Διογένης

>Alpine is considering signing Bottas if Colapinto doesn't improve
I guess Aron is being shit in the sim as well

>>149519981
Cadillac is paying them for the seat to see what he still has

>>149519981
>replace one shitter with another
typical renault

>>149520024
emma cuckitini general is two blocks down

NO EDD?!!!
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/2025-austrian-grand-prix-f1-driver-rankings-ben-anderson/

>>149520187
BETRAYAL

>>149520187
like I said >>149518943

Wtf??

>>149520271
hot

>>149520187
>No Lambiase
>No Vasseur
>No EDD
WHAT IS HAPPENING

>>149520384
They are all the same person

>>149520271
Lole.
I get the feeling that Perez doesn’t want to commit to a long term deal, so he's out. And Bottas would rather go to Alpine (Merc PU in 26) if the opportunity arises.

>>149520220
I miss playing Halo

What's up with teams not tolerating shitters anymore? 15 years ago they'd all have a 7 years career at least

>>149519981
So Mick must have already signed the contract with Cadillac.

>>149519981
bussin' will drive the sauber in both semenstone and hungary free practice 1 though, what does that mean

>>149520187
>Hamilshit ahead of Bort

>>149519981
How does the Norm 'shit to fucking shit' joke go again?

>>149520597
no one is as insane as the latinx fans though

>>149519788
Fuck off Randy

>>149520600
I got the digitals at last

>>149520620
no one is more deserving of hate, insults and death threats than 'nglos though

>>149520597
>death treats
What is that?

>>149520597
spotted the Agustin Canapino fan

>>149520187
EDD ??????? EDD !!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149520187
This is some strong Bong bias.
How is Bortoleto only 8th?

death to Vettel however

>>149520510
I defenitely think that they're not giving some drivers enough time while giving others plenty for no reason.
Look at Liam. The guy can race for real, but he's already in risk of losing his seat over a few less-than-perfect performances, even though he has shown potential previously.
Look at Antonelli and Bearman. They get the job done, but they've got their future in the sport locked down as if they had shown incredible potential, which they haven't.

>>149520876
>>149520876

>>149519981
The cadillac seat is ours miggers

>>149518352
This is the kind of shit people who haven't grown up think is 'real'

>>149520938
settle down ok

Who are your top 5 drivers on the grid currently?