Thread 149514652

Meth dealers edition.

FAGGets kek

Mariners (won that ballgame btw)

FAGGets kek

>>149514652 (OP)
Lmao

Yankees.

lame nu

The Mets make ya seethe even when they’re dogshit lol

ohtani haters how do you plead?

>>149514652 (OP)
Watch your tone.

>>149514680
Not my job to grade your science fair project Enrique

>>149514674
>in 4 more seasons it will officially be 20 years since the Yankees won a RANG.

Pirates
Yargh!

this concludes 14 days without alcohol. contemplating buying non-alcoholic beer for the 4th so i can keep this streak going, or i could just get fucked up with my family like an american and start a new streak on the 5th

>>149514693
Are you an alcoholic?

>>149514688
What the fuck? When did Baltimore win one? Also not for nothing but Assterisks cheating messed up the 9-year patter.

2000, 2009, 2017.

We’re due bitches.

THE HECKIN SANDLOT! THE HECKIN BEAST! YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS!
DONT YOU DARE COMPARE THAT SHITTY MONEYBALL TO GOATLOT! NO KIDS AND FUNNY LINES!

>>149514693
Drink Athletic Brewing, you will not be disappointed.

>>149514680
all i know is era, k, and whip. leave me alone

>>149514688
Lord God in Heaven. I beg you make it so the Yankees have a 27 years Ring drought so we can say "Hey Yankees 27... years since you won a rang HAHAHAHAHA! I ain't kissing your dusty Ring from Obama's first term!"

>>149514711
you do this every few weeks and it isn't funny

>>149514706
>yankee math

>>149514706
Well that and for some reason your ownership hasn't cracked the code on buying actual starting Pitchers... I lean real starting Pirchers not your Folk Heroes.

>>149514744
Panamánian discovers guesstimating.

>>149514706
Knower.

Reds > Reds ox

>>149514699
no, just fat and tend to binge
>>149514723
i've the blue and the orange a few times. they're pretty good. think i want to buy a case of ultra zero and the sierra nevada na beer and give those a shot

>>149514706
See if Detroit cheated to beat you which we never had to do we just smocked you all. We'd be banging Trashcans every time the Yankees came to Detroit. We'd own the heck out of that. It's funny.

Oh the mighty Yankees afraid of some trashcans! Oh no they are stealing signs!

Ever consider just hitting the ball?

>>149514679
>largest run differential for the Pirates in a 3-game series since September of 1975.
FAGGets kek!

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duh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh nuh nuh!
TEQUILA!

I traded Paul Skenes for Matt Olson and Lucas Giolito. Sick of the gay Pirates offense and shit bullpen handing him losses & no decisions.

>>149514777
The best poster in the thread... I kneel.

>>149514002
heh... experimented with THIS DICK. Goddamn nigger you are out of your mind if you think I didn't have this bitch bent over, begging for more

>>149514771
The porter, lemon radler, and mexican style lager from Athleric are really good too.

>>149514735
I am a fan

I have never seen Field of Dreams.

>>149514787
thanks for the recs bud, not sure i've seen any but the ipa and golden at the market but i'll hit up bevmo tomorrow

2022 (Original)
https://voca.ro/14m9t3FfUryd
2023 (Braves)
https://voca.ro/16WMVbrYKB3U
2024 (Dodgers)
https://voca.ro/1oOUu995tdpE
(Non-Gay)
https://voca.ro/1Nq9EKvgl3u5
***NEW 2025*** (Yankees)
https://voca.ro/1hLSLpWRKF8l
Enjoy!

gib bregman nao dammit

>>149514802
I'LL SHOW (You) a field of reams (basically just me assraping you for three hours in an abandoned lot near the Wal-Mart you fucking piece of shit and then I'll slit your throat)

>>149514867
You’re so out of your depth and element it’s not even funny

>>149514867
Ass rape and murder is bad for you

>>149514912
Explain why without appealing to Semitic demons.

>MLB network showing Fernando's no hitter from 1990 in 10 minutes.
That will be something nice to fall asleep to. I love old baseball games at night.

>>149514933
It's only 8pm.

>>149513176
this is basically what it's like on every r/dodgers thread. fans are the worst part of being a fan

>>149514891
Just look at this guy. Topkek, can you imagine? Can any of you seriously imagine seeing this guy at a game?
Can you imagine seeing him in his seat acting like that, and then keeping a respectful distance so as not to tip him off?
Can you imagine watching him furtively as he leaves the game?
Can you imagine seeing him hop into an '09 Impreza as you turn the key to your '11 Silverado?
Fuck lads, can you imagine following him all the way back to his shitty apartment and watching him enter?
Can you imagine knocking on the door five minutes afterwards, covering his mouth with your beefy hand as he answers, muffling his shout as you push him backwarda into the apartment?
Can you imagine pushing him down onto his futon and pulling those ridiculous shorts off in one fell swoop?
Fuark my broheims, can you imagine staring him in the eyes and watching them widen in shock as you enter his virgin boipucci?
Can you imagine the sound of your grunts and his yelps as you vigorously FUCK his ass, ream his butt, violently SHAKE the futon until you EXPLODE and flood his asshole with cum?
haha... yeah lads... I can imagine...

>>149514949
You picked the wrong fella to say that to. I’m a god here.

>>149514933
thanks for the heads up. hope they insert fanduel and mgmbet ads into the broadcast. maybe place them on the backstop

Just be thankful I'm not King

>>149514933
Dave Stewart also pitched a no-hitter that day for the A's

EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS BEAT THE SPACE COWBOYS 9-3!

>149514948
>vtroons and redditors malding over online fans acting like online fans
Not even worth a proper (You)
That bau bau fairweather faggot will probably die from a heart attack during the playoffs lmfao

>>149514949
>virgin boipucci

>>149515000
Dodgers fan don’t even like that baubau retard

BAU BAU BAU BAU

>>149514987
Picture this: It's summer in El Paso, and you're lying face down on Santa Fe Street. You can feel someone lift your waist so that your knees slide underneath you. Suddenly, your belt is undone and your pants slip around your ankles. As you come to the realization that you're face-down ass-up on a busy sidewalk, you feel the familiar pressure of a thick, hard cock entering your narrow asshole. You turn your head to try and look back, but encounter a stiff palm to the face. Your cheek is shoved onto the pavement as I enter further into your ass.
You scream in protest, but it's too late. I slip balls-deep into your ass, I take a moment to enjoy the insertion, and then I start to thrust.
Hard.
You feel discomfort as I use my hand to brace my weight against your face, and it's almost enough to distract from my thrusting. Almost. Because I am fucking you harder than you ever thought you could be fucked. Each time I slam my pelvis against your ass cheeks it feels like you're going to be split in two. Your taint feels my ballsack slap against it rhythmically, your buttocks ripple as I jackhammer you like a man possessed, and your prostate screams with pleasure as the bell-end of my meat pole smashes into it over and over.
Suddenly, the pressure against your face lifts, and you think it might be over. Nope. I lift you up, set you down so that you're on all fours, and grab two plump handfuls of ass meat. People on the street stop to watch as I fuck a drooling, cross-eyed mess of a man into mental oblivion.
With a final, loud thrust I release a hot load of cum inside your savaged boipussy. You collapse on the street, cum trickling out of your ass as you lose consciousness.

>>149515012
Doyerpacos on mlb will pretend everything dumb they say is a false flag instead of calling out the newfags thoughever. See Boston Trolley Dodgers, Yams on the hill, Who’s Gibson? Etc etc.

The Pittsburgh Pirates just deleted 40% of their negative run differential with the 3 games against the Mets.

The Central is back.

>>149515034
Why don't you go back to fundiespamming

>>149515034
we try to watch the game. it's your job to police them.

>>149515041
jej that baskin poster really did a number on you huh?

>>149515056
All I know is that you disappear whenever the Padres lose in an embarrassing fashion, which happens often these days

>>149515040
Country girls make do

>Lose Bregman and Tucker
>Keep winning anyways

>>149515085
People always meme about the comedy central but its not talked about how useless the rest of the AL West is. Its the Astros and a bunch of retards.

>>149515041
Cram it, fundie!

>it’s all one guy
lmao they never learn

>>149515102
Kek, it's kino!

>fundies are actually retarded
Kek!

>>149515034
I'm a new tigers fan

>>149515115
This was deboonked

>>149515094
It's the A's and Angels sucking ass and the M's and Rangers sucking mediocrity.
M's and Rangers should be playing better but aren't for some reason.

aaron onions

Real ‘toid hours here

new macbook user here

Boston Braves
Boston Red Sox
Boston Trolley Dodgers

>>149515148
he looks really black here

Aboot

Hello

Is it me you’re looking for?!

I'm coming

>>149515243
>>149515248
Based Trolls fan
Fuck I hate that movie, and Zooey Deschanel (which I pronounce "Dess-channel").
Shut the fuck up before I kill you, shitbird

just finished watching my favorite baseball movie The Sandlot, AMA

These were the MLB standing on June 29th 1990. How was (You)r team doing back then?
>White Sox
>Top of the league but couldn't keep up with the A's in the 2nd half and missed the playoffs with 94 wins.

>>149515273
she was super-hot in Manic

>>149515287
Favorite line?

>charlie blackmon
>is a whiteman

>>149515294
I watch w/ the sound off ;)

>>149515290
>.493
my doggie doos :(

>>149515290
Reds suck

>>149515294
picrel lol

you now remember Pedro Martinez

>>149515315
he didn't say that.

Remember this bussy

50 win team

Win this bussy

Mets walked the plank and drowned!!!

>>149515287
>>149515294
YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS!

>>149515321
debatable

Heroes like Marge Schott and John Rocker

>>149515290
Slightly worse!

I'm gay, go tigers

>>149515315
>>149515294
>you suck cock LIKE A GIRL!

>>149515346
Go easy on the Mets

>>149515348
>YOU'RE RAPING ME, SMALLS!

Who was in the wrong here?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751255884066054.mp4

For me it’s Kris Bryant’s Christopher Reeves arc

no one ever called flyover anon smalls except ironically lmao

>>149515377
You for being a tard who can’t link a thread from another board properly

Maybe Astro pitching can fix Cease, idk man that dude is afraid of the lights in Offs. Whatcha got to trade, Astros bro?

Ever since his time in the minors they call him Dylan Cease and Desist

>>149515393
This dick

>>149515393
Babe, it’s ok. Come to bed already.

>>149514667
Mariners!

Watching field of dreams, ama.

>>149515417
Should I watch A League of Their Own?

>>149515387
not that anon but the whole point of those webms with sounds for other boards threads is to link directly to the webm. were you wanting to see a bunch of unrelated webms? retard.

>>149515423
FAGGets kek!!!

>>149515417
should I watch the natural? I've never seen it

>>149515432
me to the north

Doyers

>>149515417
When I enter your asshole, are you going to reach back and peel your butt cheeks apart to try and better accomodate my girth? My wife does that every time I fuck her in the ass and it makes me rock hard

>>149515442
It’s kino.

>>149515425
He could have linked to the post directly retardkun wtf are you even saying lmao

>>149515498
FAGGOTnals

>>149515423
Yes it’s a great movie

>>149515486
I know how to link the post but it's more work

Post your top 3 baseball movies RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>149515515
in no order
>major league
>little big league
>the sandlot

>>149515515
Sandlot
Jack and Jil
Hot Tub Time Machine

>>149515378
Reeve

>>149515515
1. Major League
2. The Sandlot
3. Rookie of the Year
Related: https://youtu.be/Nl2303_pTYw?si=MKlIr3DAo6XEmFNQ

>>149515515
Assfuckies 1
Assfuckies 2
That episode of the wire when Herc says he would do gay sex with Gus Triandos

>https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1939538016470798360?t=YKmzyupkkDgZth0H4eouUA&s=19

>Kevin Durant Brooklyn Nets montage goes here


Sorry doyer kuns. Barnes is a Vagiants now....

>>149515473
Nibba...

>>149515417
why did Shoeless Joe say none of them could stand Ty Cobb when they were alive? Jackson and Cobb were freindly with one another.

>>149515486
lurk more.

>>149515515
>The Sandlot
>Angels in the outfield
>The Benchwarmers

>>149515515
Bull Durham
League of their own
Rookie of the year

>>149515549
Jerk more (penises)

>>149515515
Field of Dreams
Major League
The Sandlot

>>149515545
Wasn’t Ty Cobb well known as a massive racist? Liberal Hollywood writers taking a posthumous shot at him

Fuck this asshole

>>149515290
>Hovering around .500 currently
>Hovering around .500 in 1990
So about the same. That team finished 80-82 which would be pretty good for us this season considering we lost 99 games last season.
That was a fun roster looking through it. Chuck Finley, Jim Abbot, Bert Blyleven, Mark Langston, Mike Witt, Brian Downing, Chili Davis etc. Lance Parish had his big season that they've been comparing O'Hoppe to.

Kim Sosui is the best

just finished moneyball it was pretty good

>>149515584
die

Just finished Pirates of the Caribbean 1. Great movie

>>149515593
Just finished emptying about a quart of baby batter into your dad's asshole. It felt pretty good

>>149515563
that has long since been debunked. the being racist part, that is.

>>149515593
>>149515613

>>149515536
good for Austin to catch on anywhere desu

>>149515616
>>149515563
Who's your favorite old-timey ballplayer? For me, it's Ty Cobb:
>built his own homemade bats
>father was killed by his mother
>used to walk with his dogs to the ballpark for games
>dedicated to winning, died friendless but incredibly wealthy
>beat the fuck out of a handless spectator who was heckling him, ignored the crowd's appeals for mercy
>had to be restrained by his teammates after he knocked an umpire down and started choking him during a post-game fight
>got stabbed in the back by a group of three muggers on his way to a game, finished the game with two singles and an RBI
>said that baseball "was no pink tea", which sounds ridiculous now but back then probably sounded incredibly badass
>looks like a hard motherfucker
What a legend

>>149515515
Field of Dreams
The Natural
Moneyball

Think I’m going to call in to sports radio tomorrow I’ve never done it before

is he elite?

>>149515652
He’s black as fuck!

>>149515577
my failing memory had Jim Abbot coming along well after all those other guys left

>>149515593
Moneyball? More like Moneyshot! Goddamn I need jizz deep inside of a sexy young trollop after abusing all of her holes!

>>149515639
either cobb or the babe.

>>149515515
>Mr. Baseball
>Moneyball
>Baseball by Ken Burns

That's it. Those are the only ones I've watched

>>149515515
Ass Fuckies 2 is overrated as hell

>>149515639
Yea this is incredibly problematic for several reasons

>>149515667
>Baseball by Ken Burns
Great documentary. Really drove home that white people are pure evil and that black people are beyond reproach. I think there was some baseball stuff in there too

>>149515674
Why am I supposed to not like the double bag again? Other than tradition (which I get)

>>149515670
You take that back right fucking now

>>149515667
kind of forgot about Baseball, didn't think to include it in the question. That might make top 3 for me as well. do you think we'll ever get an 11th inning?

>ballplayer
I like to use my mouth and hands to play with mens' balls under the Queensboro bridge, fifteen dollars a man. Does that make me a "ballplayer?"

>>149515684
It was a pure nostalgia bait cash grab. They finished the story they needed to tell in the original Ass Fuckies

>>149515680
I intended to force myself to watch it this past offseason and still haven't managed to do it

>>149515683
>Why am I not supposed to like this gay and retarded thing again? I mean, besides the fact that it's gay and retarded. Oh by the way, I love the taste of cum

>>149515683
Because baseball is no pink tea (unironically). Fucking run to the bag like they have since the 1800s, enough with this pussification of the game.

>>149515700
Lmao pipe down kid it’s a child’s game. I’m a fucking first responder

>>149515639
Too easy.
Rube Wadell

led AL in strikeouts 6 straight seasons
>once struck out 349 in a year — stood for over 60 years
>also completely unhinged
>got distracted mid-game by puppies and fire trucks
>fans learned to wave shiny objects to throw him off
>would leave in the middle of games to chase fire engines
>once vanished from spring training, found weeks later wrestling alligators in Florida
>brought a pet monkey to the dugout once
>talked to himself, sang on the mound, ignored catchers
>called his own pitches because he didn't trust anyone else
>stopped pitching once to admire a woman’s brooch in the stands
>missed a start because he was out fishing and forgot what day it was
>one time hypnotized at a carnival and didn’t show up
>team tried to pay him in installments so he wouldn’t spend it all at the bar
>contract included a bonus for not drinking — never collected it
>once fought a lion in a circus act
>got bit, kept pitching anyway
>saved people from a burning building, carried out furniture
>helped sandbag a flooded town, caught pneumonia, likely led to his early death
>once barked at a batter after striking him out
>married multiple women, sometimes simultaneously
>disappeared for days at a time and no one asked because "that’s just Rube"
>threw only fastballs one game because a kid in the crowd asked him to
>described as baseball’s first true showman and first true maniac
>once knocked out a heckler in the stands and then tipped his cap
>struck out side on 9 pitches just to prove he could
>died at 37 from tuberculosis
>baseball’s original Florida Man
>GOAT-level chaos goblin
>pitching legend and certified lunatic

Ass fuckies have us by the balls

>>149515639
What a time to be alive. You could beat the fuck out of anyone with no consequences and be as racist and homophobic as you wanted with zero consequences

>>149515680
That's really what you got from it?
I thought white fragility was just a meme. Lol

>>149515708
>never even worked in the tendie trenches
not gonna listen to some civvy tell me how the game should be played

>>149515700
I thought the entire point of having the second bag is so we don’t have to deal with those retarded judgement calls for obstructions on bunts or weak dribblers. How is it a “tough guy” thing am I missing something? There’s hardly ever any collisions at 1B lol

>>149515723
I got a second bag for ya

>>149515686
>do you think we'll ever get an 11th inning?

I can definitely see them making more as we go through more eras.
>Steroid era
>Moneyball era

>>149515721
That’s actually hard as fuck.
My bad old head…

>>149515730
10th inning is mostly steroids.

>>149515709
too bad a quality film hasn't been made about him

>>149515723
Idk he showed videos of like three collisions and was bitching that players are getting injured. I think the obstruction thing is part of it but just stfu and play the game, it’s been this way since the 1870s. Adding a second first base bag isn’t going to improve the game substantially. Just faggots wanting to leave their mark on something.

>>149515515
Mr Baseball
Eight Men Out
Sugar

>>149515639
Getting paid millions to stand out in a field for 2:30 hours a today and occasionally trying to hit a ball with a stick sounds pretty pink tea to me, but I’m a black conservative from a military family so I might not be the best judge

>>149515680
it does glaze the negro leagues a bit, but the owners did collude to keep baseball segregated desu. I hate that mlb recategorized negro league records into major league records thoughever. One of the talking heads in KB's Baseball was instrumental in making that happen. Guess his Early life...

>>149515755
Im in favor of guys railroading the catcher and violently breaking up double plays I just support anything that seizes power from the little tyrants behind home plate

for me, it's Ken Burns' The Civil War

>>149515736
I haven't watched the 10th inning
Just hope they keep adding more as we go thru different eras.
Speaking of eras, what era are we in right now?
I think it's the "Post COVID era"
>Pitch clock
>Universal DH
>Ghost runner in extra innings.

I can see them including 'ghost runner's in the title, sounds cool knowing the context

>>149515755
A violent man train is what we need

>>149515781
About the same amount of time has passed between 9th/10th and 10th/now so we're due.

>>149515780
I've only watched baseball but I've heard that's his best work

>>149515781
I think we’re in the statcast era

>>149515781
ANIME ERA!!!!

>>149515780
for me it's Shelby Foote in both.

>>149515792
civil war is the best, but vietnam, ww2, baseball, and the dustbowl are all good. he's a boomer lib though so he also has a 10 episode jazz series and spends a lot of time wanking about race relations in his documentaries.

absolute kino is scheduled for later this year with his revolutionary war series SPEAKING OF I recommend Revolution starring al pacino and donald sutherland from 1985

>>149515809
I
LOVE
ANIME!!!!!!!!

>>149515815
I’m a boomer lib though

>>149515840
are you ken burns? please tell your friend mr. ives his documentary about the west is kino too

>hating jazz music
kek toids seething

>>149515815
The only good Al Pacino movie is Cruising
go braves btw

>>149515815
>absolute kino is scheduled for later this year with his revolutionary war series
wasn't aware of this, thanks. not enough revolutionary war kino.

>>149515854
I thought his point was that he wished more of the documentary was spent examining the music of jazz and less about race relations. Obviously you can’t tell the entire story of jazz without race but still

You cockroaches want to play tuff!!!??? Okay, I'm reloaded!!!

>>149515875
Kind of a retarded point if you think about it

>>149515815
>he's a boomer lib though
I couldn't care less. I'll listen to anyone. I'm not a snowflake

>>149515855
for me it's the fisting scene

?????

Heat is a great movie with pacino

>>149515898
Got a whole shelf full of fisting kino

>>149515854
>>149515875
I haven't watched it, I'm sure its thorough and quite good if you're into jazz. My complaint stems more from by now long tired and wrote nature of race relations segments in his other documentaries. Baseball at least has good reason for it and when it was made the negro leagues were not a celebrated part of the game the way they are now (gratuitous stats aside)

>>149515911
go mets!

Love a good jizz documentary

>>149515938
go braves!

>>149515938
Why did I get hard reading this

>>149515927
>>149515941
Please don't bring baseball chat to the fisting zone

>>149515927
>>149515941
>>149515949
Oooh this is going to turn into fisting cuffs

SUCK EM!

Doug Fister

Loaded up the 'tube to sit my FAT ARSE down & have a watch at someone else's cool creation. Made me feel stuff, I liked that. Vicarious feelings, not of like, doing anything, but seeing people do stuff. Keeps me going. Real feelings are difficult and require like, social effort, or something. I don't know. Anyway guys thanks for reading to the end of this ol tome-o-mine, seems we're really lonely here lately so we gotta "get it out" as it were haha

IT'S THE REAL NIGGAH HOURS

what's on your mind anon?

>>149515979
I like seeing strong guys do stuff, it makes me think that someday I could be a strong guy doing stuff, but then the toaster oven dinged, and the toaster strudels were warm.

>>149515980
mariners.

>>149515980
Thinking about the remaining series before the all star break
>W-Sox
>Astros
>@Brewers
>@Giants

>>149515997
Gonna need some show reccy's, movies, some real passive entertainment. Time killers. Something to distract me from the pain. Riding this train til the day I die. The pain dies with me

>>149515996
And there were many small planes flying over the strawberry pop tarts aisle

>>149516011
lots of baseball movie recs ITT, pick one you haven't seen.

>>149515980
Can’t help but think how the Mariners have so much more SOVL than my stupid flyover team :(

I've been watching a lot of animal rescue stuff lately

>>149516031
Cheers

>>149516011
NYPD Blue early seasons are distilled and purified 90s cop drama kino

>>149516039
Cheers

>>149515907
Congratulations on your new job, Burns. I hope you work as a spy for the Dodgers from now on.

>>149516070
what can he tell the dodgers about us?

>here's the giants' secret to being terrible base runners

>>149516085
surely
kek

are new mlb the show games worth it, or is it basically the same game as mlb the show 09-11?

>>149515515
SANDLOT SANDLOT SANDLOT! LE HECKIN SANDLOT!

>>149516104
Truth nuke

>>149516104
this but unironically

Say hello to your division winners

>>149516250
Sobbing, I feel sorry for the Mets

>>149515282
i watched the 20K game from beginning to end on wgn

>>149515417
i watched it a few weeks ago and had tears rolling down my face a couple times. just spontaneous eye leaks man. anyway, cool flick

>The Field of Dreams Movie Site in Dyersville, Iowa, will not host a Major League Baseball game in 2025. Instead, the site will host a concert headlined by Tim McGraw on Saturday, August 30. The ongoing construction of a new youth baseball and softball complex has paused MLB games at the location.
what the fuck is this horse shit!

>>149516250
Sorry small markets! Manfred has bills to pay

goodnight mariners nation

>>149516250
>>149516373
damn lol almost 6 for 6

>>149515645
>h-hey guys love the show. first time long time. anyway, some 'toid today was telling me the fundies and doyerpacos were different names for the same posters, but all i could think about was getting my ass fucked because i'm an atlanta fan. ha ha, just kidding. new tigers fan here. anyways, FAGGetsKEK! ha ha, just kidding. but seriously, recker, am i right? ha ha, just kidding. the real reason i called is because i just watched the sandlot and field of dreams back to back and was wondering if the james earl jones character could be the same person in both?

>>149515980
Looked thru my HS oneities Instagram.
She got married maybe 2 years ago and is expecting her first child

Scrolled down down her feed and got reminded how absolutely gorgeous she was. How we used to lock eyes after class and when we hung out after school. Idk where it all went wrong. I blew it.

>>149515680
you're confusing your ken burns documentaries. you actually described The West (which is honestly great too and the perfect series to watch just before Baseball)

>>149516423
She's one of 4 billion bro get over it

>>149516427
>um ackshually...
Fuck you, faggot

>>149516423
There’s a million single women who are the same as her you melancholic faggot

>>149515680
Hey bud
Spend less time on /pol/
Shit rots your brain. Pure propaganda.

baseball.

>>149516451
Fuck you

pride month and look at these guys using the f-slur with zero compunction!

anyway you jom it that's the way you sneed it

>>149516431
>>149516446
Not him but im 28 and almost ever women my age group has a bastard and im not interested in dating a single mom. Fucking bastards. Stepdads are cucks
Go baseball team btw

I need to be bent over and filled up. Dicked down hard as I plead for more cock...

>>149516469
Sounds like you're on the fast pipe to tranny town

>>149516476
Don’t know what you mean cuck

>>149516479
You will

>>149516431
>>149516446
I know. She actually looks kinda rough now but looking nat her pics from years ago reignites memories from almost 20 years ago.
I'm 33 now and time is running out

>>149516455
Yaki yu

>>149516492
Jesus dude 33 I thought like 25 or somethin
Yikerooski

>>149516451
Read the room bro. Wtf is actually wrong with you? Be better

>>149515094
Best vs over .500 record in baseball.

>>149516498
Thanks anon

>>149516451
eat shit

Yes saar hello I am to be playing for the Blue Jays? Yes?

Who is the biggest catty vamp in /mlb/?

stupida fucking thread

>>149516451
I got sloppy fourths on this asshole

>>149516542
something we take turns at

I need to be bent over and filled up. Dicked down hard as I plead for more cock...

>>149516516
Don’t listen to that anon. Younger women want older men. Just hope you’ve worked on yourself and not a manchild

>>149516418
>you waited on hold fuh two hours tah say that? I hope it was worth it.

>>149516566
Thank you for that. I mean it

>>149516565
Waiting for the documentary

>>149516572
terry really needs a new teeth guy

Assfuckies: A Film by Ken Burns.

>>149516596
binging Malcolm in the Middle can be a cure for what ails ya

>>149516596
Would have a splat & goosh if I was daddy there

>>149516596
Me pop - trousers off Immediately - find that lost dime on the ground!!!!

>>149516596
I need it...

you're all gay.

>>149516766
No I’m only half gay

>>149516766
I'm only pretending to get my assfucked

>>149514693
Weird. I'm a functioning alcoholic and never gained much weight from drinking.

>>149516766
The trans prostitutes cost less, that hardly makes me gay. It’s simple economics.

>>149516766
I’m a proud gay ‘toid

that funky muncy

that funky muncy

ass fuckies muncy

Fuck my boricua ass

>>149516250
How do the Trashtros keep getting away with it?

so many gays within my gaze
...just another hottt nighttt in the genny!

>>149515709
I remember my Grandpa would talk about Rube as if he was the greatest man on earth. Man, baseball at the turn of the century must have been just glorious to be a part of.

real rube hours

xe'd be known as ruby today, what a little slut!

>>149516877
the mariners are a joke

>>149517258
tbf it’s a pretty funny joke at least

I swear if the Astros get back to the WS this year, I'll rim my gf who has been asking me too for awhile now..

>St. Louis 7, Cleveland 0

And that's a Redbird winner!

>>149517482
Why would you not already do that? Apart from the fact that she doesn’t exist?

>no daysball today
manfred...

>>149517604
I rarely even eat her pussy, I don't necessarily wanna tongue her anus.

The only people who are willing to lick my dirty anus are prostitutes, and I have to pay an extra 5,000 yen for that.

>>149517751
Yikes

Just dropped a big ol' cubs in the toilet

>scuba
kek

How come we don't call them Cubpacos since Chicago has the highest concentration of Mexicans outside of California and Texas?

>>149518188
Be the change you want to see

What the fuck is this

>>149518246
FAGGets kek!

The Mets will NOT be losing today and you can screenshot this and take it to the bank.

Reminder that if the Astros had stayed in the NL, the Mariners would have been division champs in 2021, 2022, 2024, and would currently be leading the AL West.

>>149518494
holy copenhagen…

>>149518246
a sweep

Yankees vs. Blue Jays scheduled starters

Monday — Carlos Rodon vs. Max Scherzer
Tuesday — Max Fried vs. Kevin Gausman
Wednesday — Will Warren vs. Jose Berrios
Thursday — Clarke Schmidt vs. Chris Bassitt

>>149518601
Looking like 3/4

>>149518377
I bet you one MILLION dollhairs that the Tigers don't lose today

>>149518601
Looking good, just not sure about how long Scherzer will go in his start.

>>149518601
>blow gays

>>149518246
The beginning of the end

>>149518246
I drove to Pittsburgh to watch the first two games in this series.

FAGGets kek!!!

Kim Ninken is sexy

>>149518735
Damn son…

>>149518759
I was far from alone, lots of Mets fans were there.

GM /mlb/. I hope you all have a wonderful week.

>>149518781
Yea I know but still a bummer to take a nice trip like that and watch Your New York Metropolitans suck that badly.

>>149518793
sure, the in-game vibe definitely did suck, bunch of yinzers were clowning us on the walk over the bridge too lol

But I would go again.

>>149518829
Based well adjusted Metfren. I really. Red to get to PNC but I live so far away now :(

>>149518788
Thanks you too m8

>>149518246
2 rbi by soto in the series, the entire rest of the team also 2

Judge hit HR 29 and 30 yesterday.

How has this Call Rally guy only have two more homers than Jusge when judge was slumping for like 2-3 weeks?

>>149518878
I thought Pittsburgh was a neat little city too, I know it's tough to justify spending a bunch of money to travel there but it's worth a short visit and the stadium is legit awesome. It feels like a model diorama the way it is set against the skyline.

The problem is that downtown is full of wandering hobos and drug addicts and a bunch of people seem to have a chip on their shoulder for some reason.

Why did the doyers give Bellinger to the cubes

is fenway rangebanned let’s see

gm mariners nation gm just 7 more games until a day off

>>149519310
Why are you at Fenway? I thought you were from Ohio.

>>149519317
Winky is the traveling chart wizard

Nu in a few

>>149519310
Take a dick pic behind tha monsta

>>149518735
Isn't Shitsburgh the fentanyl capital of the US?

>>149516104
I look like this and say this

>>149516104
I look like this however I don't say this though

>>149519370
Can’t be worse than LA, SF, Portland, Seattle

>>149519370
Nah its Philadelphia -K street moar precisely also for some strange fluffing reason Horse Tranq is popular in the East Coast.

>>149519370
What gave you that idea?

>>149519426
False, those cities contain very few black people.

>>149519370
I saw lots of drugged out hobos shuffling about but it was nothing compared to what I saw in other US cities, unfortunately for all.

>>149519449
This is cope, west coast homeless are feral street shitters that will build a tent in front of your house or business and just live there harassing people

>>149519522
Fent is a rust belt drug, everyone knows it

>>149519522
I never understood the tent thing. NYC has tons of feral hobos shuffling around but there are no tents. Then I went to Austin and saw basically tent cities lining the blocks and parks and full of garbage. Absolutely disgusting sight, it's' crazy people put up with that. But at least in Austin they were (mostly) White. In LA and SF you get the worst of both worlds, tent cities with deranged feral black addicts. In the PNW you get the drug addicts who are also communist revolutionaries and antifa trannies.

>>149519551
NYC also has 25,000-ish? cops and until recently with Cuomo, LJames, Deblasio, Hockul an other losers generally supported them.

>no afternoon games
yikes

there is fent is every city in this country, I've met souls from all over, from every background you could think of in rehab.
>t. recovering addict 8 years clean

>>149519721
The one tying thread is self hate and a weak will. Too bad the innocent drug gets the blame

>>149519721
Good luck anon, glad to hear you made it through.

>>149519728
Kill yourself.

>>149519750
Bucking at the truth shameful story old as time

>Hating homeless people
Why do people find it so acceptable to hate people who are helpless?
You should all take a good look at your mentally ill asses and thank yourself because you're all one schizo voice away from joining them

>>149519836
because most people are selfish assholes

>>149519836
Most homeless people are there because of their own behavior, they make life miserable for normal people, and we have a massive taxpayer funded homeless industrial complex to enable and coddle their sociopathic behavior.

Torta genny. I love baseball.

>>149519721
t. 14 years clean. ignore all moralfags and normies.
>>149519836
at a certain point you either get control of your life or you become the guy sawing catalytic converters off cars for meth money. and fuck that guy. I’m not above giving a guy a couple bucks or some food or coffee if he’s not a legit schizophrenic who will stab me.

>>149519836
Get a load of this slick retard trying to get more sympathy money for his social programs.
Guys named Dorkus deserve more respect too huh, Dorkus?

>>149519721
>>149519888
Kek your identity forever is "give me sympathy cuz I stopped liking a drug lol" pathetic

>>149519863
Have you never talked to a homeless person, most are very deep into mental illness and substance abuse. You think it's the fate of fat NEETs who get kicked out of their mom's house or something? Those people are gonna act when prodded. Get a shit job and a room.
The people who are incapable of functioning are the ones who become homeless. The ones who are unbothered by festering wounds and disgusting smells.
The ones who are completely okay sleeping on benches. The ones who are unbothered as their ass hangs out to all of 14th Street.
Homeless people are another level of destitute. Homeless people are not on the wavelength that the rest of the world is on. Don't hate them, don't see them as sociopathic, frankly that sounds like a bit of a projection

>>149519836
Indifference is not hate

I quit puttin ketchup on everything cuz it's just not that good, don't hear me whining and pissing to everyone I meet about how strong I am for beating ketchup

>>149519914
FAGGets kek!!!

We can't even apply basic tags to baserunners anymore...

Nobody cares that you quit smoking crack boricua faggot

I am so brave and strong for wiping my ass the whole way and not just mostly

mfw smokin' fent

>>149519958
Based kino fent enjoyer chad
>>149519721
>>149519888
Pussy bitches in run away quitmode (but still talk abt it)

It’s the boricua faggot that posts the frogs smoking crack

FAGGets kek!!!

>>149519522
Thanks to Grants Pass v. Johnson we're allowed to make them stay in designated homeless pens in vacant lots owned by the city now.

It's not my fault you can't take adderall without ending up freebasing crystal meth.
It's not my fault you can't have a beer without having 5 more.
It's not my fault you can't just enjoy a small sin without becoming a schizophrenic hobo stealing to get drug money. But don't hate every destitute soul for not immediately getting clean, showing up to your NA meeting and getting a forklift operator job at a sober scrap yard.

>>149515297
How does someone look more like a hobo with less beard?

You just know the anons makin fun of the drug frens gooned to anime titties twice today already kek

How about you try staying 8 years clean from being a retard

>>149519926
it's worse than hate sometimes

>>149520026
>becoming a schizophrenic hobo stealing to get drug money
Weedbros…it’s time we quit…

Based kino /mlb/ is not your pussy pity party

>>149520032
They're just jealous of the Mets, Yankees, Dodgers, Padres and Mariners.

>>149520068
I only steal copper wiring from ev chargers, it's actually better than a victimless crime I consider it do-goodery.

>>149520068
I still remember the anti-weed ad where the younger brother is talking about how his pothead brother just sits around and watches TV all day instead of being all fun and active like he used to be as he brought his brother his supposedly lost wallet.
Thought about that hard as I was looking for my wallet this morning.

>>149519836
Homelessness is a strange phenomenon indeed. It didn't always use to be like this, but modern society is a cancer only some will survive long enough to keep their dignity. Either way, I suspect homelessness will look a lot different in the near future when the enormous bubble that;s been blowing finally burst. And then, even baseball won't feel so KINO no more.

>>149520106
It's impressive that the Pacific Northwest has any copper wiring left

>>149520115
Well said, sir. *takes a tidy dry shit on the crown of your bald head*

>>149519923
I lived in NYC for years and interacted with them more times than I would wish. I agree with you that these peolpe are completely incapable of functioning in normal society, but the homeless industrial complex glides past this fact and acts like they are all laid off stockbrokers down on their luck.

Maybe sociopathic is the wrong word but their behavior is absolutely beyond the pale towards regular people, I've been on the receiving end of it, and yea I guess at some point I just said fuck these people I hate them.

I'm ex take a shit clean almost 8 hrs now but I might relapse & hit that porcelain pipe again

As an ex ice creamer 2 weeks clean you can look to me as a social paragon of what's right.
But oooh lord here come butter brickle

>>149520068
>>149520106
For me it’s ripping the copper wire out of all the streetlights on the highway for dab money

>>149519958
haha the great bambino!

>>149520115
I've spent my whole life in places with a lot of homeless people and it's always been like this.
They used to shack them up in mental asylums and stuff, but starting in the 70s that became considered cruel and unusual punishment just because a few people got tortured.
Now a lot of small cities and towns basically just have the policy to relocate homeless people to large wealthy cities that have homeless care programs, which is ultimately why they end up all focused in wealthy coastal cities and places like Chicago and Austin in the interior of the country.
Schizophrenics self-medicating to go up or down, people who don't have any function. They can't just take a shower and a shave, get a pair of khakis and a polo shirt and walk into Chipotle for a job.
For some reason there's a contingent of people online who want to paint homeless people as somehow people who are rejecting the modern world.
These motherfuckers can't tell the difference between a rock and an iPhone half the time, they're in a galaxy where star gods are playing harps for them and as long as they keep a soda cup next to them they'll be able to afford the drugs to keep them going and the food to keep them from dying.

>>149520136
I can't tell if you're ignorantly trying to be clever or purposefully woeful to snide remarks. Either way, you can't laugh away the horrible truth of modern society's house of cards.

>>149520192
Lmao

>>149520233
Well said, sir. This is surely a *rifles thru phrasebook* whatever u said, dramatically

>>149520207
there was a story a while ago where in the middle of January, a cop saw a bum in Times Square barefoot, he went into a local sneaker shop and bought the bum some shoes. A reporter tracked down the bum a few days later, he was walking around barefoot, said he was "hiding" the shoes because he would get murdered for them in the subway tunnel or whatever he was living in, more than likely someone offered him a few bucks for it and he took it.

This sums up the homeless situation better than anything, we can try to help them but they can't and won't help themselves, but they can and will make life miserable for normal people trying to get by.

Let's passionately out-drama-queen each other and change nothing, in tru innanet way

Ugh I can't i just can't

gm

>>149520254
This is why we need a more functional homeless/social work model than the one we have where semi-private organizations basically serve as job machines for people who got trade school tier bureaucracy degrees.
But if you're a cop in Times Square and you fall for something like that you deserved it, you should have just given the guy some Heroin.

Fire up the looney bins, privatize em, staff them with federal prisoners, give the guards bats wrapped in chains.
Lots of problems solving each other all at once

>>149520284
Yes.

>>149520283
gay mets to you too

>>149520283
Doyers

>Yes
>Doyers

>>149520283
Gay mets lad

>>149520296
I mean the issue is that these people belong in a camp in the middle of nowhere, so they don't at least harm other people until they inevitably drop dead. They can't function or do work or maintain a home or do anything but sort of skate by existing on drugs.

>>149520207
Homelessness has indeed become a systemic machination between the blissfully ignorant and the willfully nefarious. Someone had to deconstruct the proper remedies to ail ill functioning humans. Yet now its a problem too big for anyone to fix. And now, it's a problem that permeates every corner of the planet. And the only beneficiaries of this growing macabre crisis are the shadow figures of wealthy society where gambling with fake money (debt fiat currency) is the only way to live. These gamblers have no shame racking up trillions in further debt in the world's shadiest "casino" that a majority of the world will never dream of entering. A revolution cannot come soon enough to burst this magnificent and horrific bubble.

Do you guys just let the turds fumigate your asshole full of green gas after shitting or do you flush right away?

You just need hit them with sticks until they go away.

stfu about the homeless lol

>>149520369
Depends on the shitter. Sometimes Curtis E. Flush makes ya bum a lil moist. So He only cums if the shitter flushes dry

>>149520380
>If it works it’s not illegal.
-Hammurabi, 420 BC

they're called unhoused people
be better

>>149520395
the rays and a's are homeless, its /mlb/ related

>>149520408
Falling back on your irony cushion doesn't change the whiny bitchness you and your pussy drug quitters brought to my chillout zone

>>149520397
Your pipes spew shit water into your ASS?

>>149520403
So true!

>>149520432
That's exactly what the fuck I say and exactly HOW the fuck I say it when Curtis E. Flush dampens my whole ass

>>149520442
Sorry g, I never seen that type of flushing strength.

>>149520458
It's always a coinflip for a constellation of shitty little sprinkles

>>149520458
Tropicana got taken out by a hurricane er somethin’

>>149520424
im high rn, bitch KEK

Poodres er somethin’

Let me guess, you need more??

>>149520487
Meh seems like you'd want to do something more exciting. Like go on wacky homeless adventures. Meh

>>149520494
This is a typical AL central dwelling.

>>149520520
Wish that was my anuse

>>149520367
the problem isn't money, it is that people lack a sense of purpose and lack belief in a higher power. If you believe you are just a temporary meat sack that nobody gives a shit about, might as well spend your time high on drugs slowly rotting away.

>>149520520
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Nigga fix ya gif I’m high and I wanna watch Tom & Jerry!!!

>>149520520
Freakin' gettin my TJ on but assmunch forgot to gas up the gif machine

Here in
Duck berg

DUDE. Mariners on the radio again today, hope you have a good one /mlb/. Looks like it's gonna be a warm one today.

but when is baseball tho

Baseball-em

Rentoids and (((landlords))) seething itt kek

>>149520586
My lil hapa queen Joanna Gaines could turn this into a cozy little home in no time

thinkin bout bassball again...

>>149520609
I’d smoke her crack iykwim

you know what gets me about baseball? the diamond. why not a square? oval even?

>>149520586
The trick is being a landlord and living in one of these.
t. multi-family homeowner living in the sewage drain to save money.

I hear all games through my 5.4 GHz antenna plugged into my anus. The signals are surprisingly good.

you know what gets me about canada? the gay shit. why not some titties? vagina even?

FAGnadians kek!!!

>>149520672
he’s got a point folks, they call it canada cause they can get nada pussy up there lmao

I hate the smell of burnt egg, it smells like old cum or fungal sex. Go mets.

>>149520682
>>149520694
Truth nuke

>>149520672
>>149520682
>>149520694
>>149520697
>>149520699
jealousy is an ugly look, boys

>>149520646
an oval is a cricket ground, a baseball field is like a portion of one as they don't need much space behind home plate.

>>149520704
multi replying should be bannable

>>149520704
Ur freakin post is an ugly look

>Kevin Gausman - 8.0 IP, 0 ER, 2H, 6 Ks
he can gaus up my tank any day

>>149520526
Everything revolves around money in the modern world. The difference between a homeless person and a resident is money, and enough of it to provide legitimate shelter and structure for those who most desperately need it. Unfortunately, the money supply of the modern world is a ponzie scheme that goes way beyond a schizo's imagination.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6m49vNjEGs

>>149520707
this panama dude is like a fuckin pythagorean geometrist astrophysicist and shit yo ong yo how you know all that??

>>149520707
thanks for your answer
the americans were useless per usual

>>149520741
The fuck u tellin us for bro go to the UN and preach. Oh no wait you're a nobody lol how about preach on a streetcorner then u homeless fuckkkkk

>>149520729
monitor on, piggy boy
>btw

>>149520769
You're are retarded.

>>149520761
that’s literally how jesus (also homeless btw) got started. you wouldn’t talk about jesus that way, would you anon?

Remember folks Canada dispite creating the sport has lost several Stanley Cups to Florida, also a literal desert in Vegas and also Texas the last time they sniffed it was 1993. They won the participation trophy 4 nations lol

anon don't have a cow take a chill pill

My Reds aren't too bad :)

>>149520741
>difference between a homeless person and a resident is money
No, it's not. That's the point. Homeless people literally cannot function in society in any real sense of the word (get a job, get a place to live, pay their bills, etc.). They are total washouts. I find that Europeans often struggle to grasp this point.

>>149520789
>you're are
>you're are
oh dear! how humiliating

>>149520801
I like them except when they come to Maryland along with Bengals they seem to bring their weather D:

>>149520819
My mistake

>>149520819
he made a mistake you asshole

>>149520838
it's okay, babe xo

I suppose to believe that the MLB is family friendly league when there is a team from LA called the "doggie doos" and have players on the team named.

>Doogie Butts
>So Gaytrannie
>Cumfarto
>Kike

>>149520819
Jesus Christ what the fuck is you’re problem?

>>149520846
mind shutting the fuck up forever?

>>149520819
Please show mercy, Gods willing

>>149520819
your being a real fucking jerk right know

:3

>>149520819
Let’s give that anon a chance

nu
>>149520885
>>149520885
>>149520885

>>149520866
you are so out of your depth and element it's actually kinda sad.

>>149520812
And how does one house homeless people to keep them contained so that they do not have to suffer through no conscious fault of their own? Money. Because money builds the asylums, shelters, drugs, etc. You seem to not understand that its money that makes things come and go.

>>149520283
gm

>>149520564
The ac is ON at ten in the morning here, and it could hit a hundo.

>>149520819
He's been humiliated, I hope you're are proud of yourself.