Thread 149520245

>Order of Play
www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html

>Draws
https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/gentlemens-singles
https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/ladies-singles

>Scores
flashscore.com/tennis

>Streams
freestreams-live.fi/
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Previous: >>149517643

I don't like Fearnley's ratty eyes and fratbro beard.

The Harriet Dart humiliation rituals continue

fmk?

Fonzi :3

Fonz servebots now? He servebots now.

fonseca gib emma

Joao :)

>>149520277
Fuck Petkovic, marry Daniela

How long until Emma's match?

F O N S E C A

>>149520278
Top tier lower body

EMMA 'S UP NEXT

Fearnley more like
Uh
I got nothin'

I only just saw it as I was changing the stream but fairly sure Jarry just played the most kino breakpoint of all time

Runebros...

Tell me more about Alexandra Eala (age 20)

>Tsisipas, Medvedev and Holger Rune eliminated round 1 by literal who's

Your 2025 PTA Superstars everbody.

I wonder if there is anybody who still rates Rune

Someone post the Alcaraz 7-5 meme

>>149520341
she was built for BBM

>>149520362
I like her ass and the thigh gap

>>149520362
Iga is a bit of a smeghead too.

Remember what they took from you

>>149520347
The other two aside, Jarry has always been a threat on grass

>>149520278
Where are her hips?

Holger is such a bad tennis player

>>149520389

that's someone's nan

>>149520305
Unbelievably cute.

There's a few empty seats on centre court, why aren't any of you there?

How far do you think current Roger would make it in this Wimby draw?

Can someone turn this into a søyjack please (beckham not maria obvs).

>>149520418
because emma is on court #1

>>149520371
i made another dank meme just for you

>>149520425
Rd1

Fognini got like 55 unforced errors

>>149520418
Because it’s like 35 degrees

>block return winner from Fabio
MAGIC

>>149520418
I don't care about that
WHEN IS ARE EMMA ON

>>149520272
She will be doing the Fake Taxi by season end

>>149520441
So he still outplaces Hurkacz, damn

What happened to Medvedev and Shitsipas??

bruh i wanted to see rune's thighs in person

>>149520474
They are FINISHED!

Fraudix is also getting btfo

Is someone going to create the containment thread?

match thread for this evenings HUGE game

>>149520528

>>149520459
watching a 37 year old with a belly playing on par with the best in the world makes me shed a tear

I still haven't watch the French Open final is it worth the watch

>>149520536
>this evenings HUGE game
it's lunchtime

>>149520545
Not really in comparison to something like Eala vs Maya - Eastbourne 2025

he's gonna 7-5 the old man one more time isn't he

>>149520545
Sure but start with the third set

>>149520554
only if you're a thirdie

>first match on center court, on fresh grass
>near the start of the 4th
>three and a half hours long so far
iirc in a recent interview Goran said that the analytics team he had with Djokovic found that the average rally length at Wimbledon was actually higher than at Roland-Garros the last few years. This stat is notoriously difficult to track down unless you have access to some database it seems

some INSANE points in Fogna vs Alcaraz

>>149520544
The net gods have decided

Lmfao get juked you dumb Spaniard

>>149520278
Good to seeing her having fun she looks loose as a goose, I think she'll go far
SHOOT FOR THE STARS IGA

>>149520545
No both the Men's and Women's finals sucked.

godnini

I'm not watching Alcaraz fool around versus some boomer he can wreck in 5 mins if he actually turns up. From now on I am only watching Alcaraz against players who can take the match off of his racket like Sinner, Fonseca and Walton.

>>149520434
It is happening again

>>149519988 #
>>149519961 #
I humbly apologize to my Grobar sister for failing to realize that she was only pretending not to know how to play on grass. Today was a good day.

>>149520305
Cute

>>149520629
>not watching the greatest Wimbledon upset since Rosol Nadal

the colours are weird at wimby this year for anyone? it was overly bright earlier and now there's a fucking yellow filter

What did Grug say?

>>149520376
What is this gibberish

>>149520693
I have actually turned it on now.

>>149520700
>there's a fucking yellow filter
Yeah it's called the sun.

>>149520703
"he is 50 years old and how does he play"

>>149520700
I watched some earlier wimbledon games and it seems like it was always overcast, maybe thats why

>>149520700
been seeing this weird bright yellow filter all day me especially outside

is alcaraz really going to a 5 set game today?

>>149520720
not, exactly, he said something along the lines of "he's got the skills to play until he's 50"

Hai, Gabi!

PUT FOGNINI BACK ON
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MADISON KEYS

dare I say grug is getting exposed?

Never rated him anyways

>>149520718
>>149520734
nigga it looks like the ending of a 2000s movie where the heroes wisecrack before parting in the sunset.

fabiGOAT

>>149520700
It's only on CC as far as i can tell. Must be a weird setting on the cameras

WTF is happening

Alcarath ith being ethposed hard

Why / what did he scream?

Fognini more like mognini

BALLBOY

No I won't be tricked into watching another Alcarez meme 5 set match

Lets go Fogi!

Carlos

When was the last time a defending champ lost R1?

>Alcaraz, Meddy, and Tsitsipas out round 1
Sinner locked in. Fritz will lose in straight sets in the final

>>149520817
Holy shit please win LETS FUCKIN GONFOGI

Alcaraz baiting the haters into some hope just to dunk on them in yet another 5th based.

Carlos Alcaraz modes:
>missing forehand
>missing backhand
>missing forehand and backhand and 50% first serves in
^^ <---- you are here
>vamos.
>¡VAMOS!
>¡VAMOS HOSTIAS!
>¡¡VAMOS HOSTIAS!! *ARMS FLAPPING*
>¡¡VAMOS HOSTIAS!! *ARMS FLAPPING* *FINGER TO THE EAR*
he will need to get to at least flappy arms mode to beat fabio today

>>149520827
Hewitt lost to Karlovic in R1 after his title.

43 year old Roger would have beaten Fognini by now

what the fuck is raz doing

as soon as alcaraz started dumping loads into raducanu he kinda lost his powers

>>149520827
Too much fuck shit with Emma and the drama

Reminder Carlos is 13-1 in 5 setters

>>149520827
Lleyton Hewitt to Karlovic 2003. First time that happened in the Open Era

>Fogna in his retirement tour can put current Alcaraz in trouble

don't compare him or binner to the big three EVER AGAIN

>>149520781
Something is definitely up. The close shots on Fognini's face are bizarrely colourded.

Alright Day 1 has been kino ngl

Emma's plan worked perfectly

HAHAHA FUCK H*LGER

>>149520858
For now

>>149520850
>the god of tennis would have beaten this one random italian player
no shit

>It's another 5 slopper
Bravo Alcaraz

>>149520860
holy cazzie

She ruined him lmao

mimibros..

In a pre match interview Carlos Alcaraz claimed that he will try to emulate Emma Raducanu's struggles on court so he can get a better feel for his US Open mixed doubles partner.

>>149520893
He just aura farming

>drink Evian
>die
Coincidence?

>>149520900
cazzies are the ones who think new shiny thing is better than previous champs.

>>149520917
I hate corporations so much.
Is nike behind this shitty idea?

ban on cocaine had and still has a disparate impact on our athletes

>>149520917
he should go all the way in his method and also emulate her struggles off the court and get herpes

FORZA FOGI
O
G
I

He loves winning 7-5 so much that he’s going to win Wimby in 7 5-setters

>>149520941
>Damn, UNC can play

>mimi losing
it's over

It could be 5-0 40-0 to Fognini and I'd still be blown away if he won

>>149520900
U gonna lose zemun chetniknigger

Why is /tennis/ so delusional? Alcaraz will win. Its the same like this year at rg when all you mongs thought novaxx could beat sinner

Is there a single geriatric player on tour Charles doesn't struggle with

>>149520996
Is he even trying to return wtf is that

>>149521003
this, grinding out wins is the sign of champions

>>149520996
Wow

>>149521003
It doesn't matter, alcarat already looks bad

>>149520997
Knowing Fognini he could unironically still lose from that position.

why is this girl allowed to wear green shorts

>>149520958
not true at all

>>149521028
Really intelligent girl. Great a level results

No line judges? New, more detailed scoreboard on the top left? #notmywimbledon

mimi kinda cute today ngl

>>149521028
you know chippy chips

Reminder, Carlos will only get better from here on out

I like how the evening sun is illuminating Fog's birdnest. He seems to be balding

holy fuck, might start watching this sport again

When's Emma?

>>149521080
Now

>>149521064
I'd blow my beans up her muff if you know what I mean.

NETGOD

Didn't Keothavong retire?

A reminder that Alcaraz will be doped up for the final and will serve like prime Federer
I'm screenshotting my post

>>149521064
>>149521064
shame she only plays ITFs

This is it. Zverlingz first slam

>>149520842
I hope you did the bettings

Nothing ever happens

>>149521003
See I told you listen to me.

should I watch center court or watch are emma?

serious question: should dart be disqualified for wearing black shorts instead of the customary (and more camel toe friendly) white?

>>149521110
think its allowed if they're bleeding

>>149521109
Watch centre court and then immediately switch over to see our emz.

this bitch is soaking wet

>>149521101
>Fritz in quarters
Literally impossible

Looks like the stalker tried to buy 1000 seats based off the empty seats in the crowd.

>see carloz is in a 5th set in his rd1

>All my streaming sites are showing the emma match instead

I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH ITS UNREAL

>>149521110
it's for hygiene purposes

Fabio's bhdtl is so crisp

Panini is shit, these early rounds are really a waste of time (it's all people without the mental fortitude to win even if they have the physical ability).

has the mong vs minge match started? would like to finish watching dart's hard sweaty nipples blazing through her top

>>149521143
nigga, just get a tv loicense (read: vpn) and watch it on the BBC

>>149521143
look at the OP

>>149521143
Emma's an Asian which makes it kind of shameful the glazing of her.

>>149521169
Oh yeah really deep.

>>149521143
>ugly bongoid mutt who can't play
what's the appeal?

i can't believe carlos is going to win this

>>149521101
That would be kino.

Fabio...

>>149521200
lel

It's fabiover
>>149521154
>quit making my favorite player sweat!!

THE Dalma Galfi?

Alison :)

>>149521101
People say that every slam

>he did the double vamos
that's equivalent to a vamos hostias, he's one mode away from winning this

Someone ded in the crowd :/

>>149521222
crisp fupa

dead boomer

Let the boomers hit the floor

KWAB

>be britfat
>have heart attack

So someone just died from heatstroke.

Bongs be like oi m8 let me roast to death in public innit

EMMA THREAD
>>149520245 (OP)

I hope this scare is a reminder to Alcaraz, Wimbledon is not easy to win, even for him, the best grass court player. You can't be balls deep in Raducanu every night, being sleepy the next morning and expect to win effortlessly your next match. Emma can wait two weeks

Dying in a flaming Viking longboat of strawberries and pimms

>>149521233
Going off today's results I bet they were seeded also.

mixed doubles is most genius marketing move they've done yet

I understand these tickets are expensive but maybe you shouldn't sit in the 40°C sun after having 5 Pimm’s with cardiovascular disease

>fognini
>in the shadow, hiding from the sun, looking at his raquette, asking ump to hurry up

>alcaraz
>worried about the fan, bringing him water, looking at the stands worried, asking if he can help

>>149521274
He deserves to lose for going along with that fake romance PR shit because fuckwits like you shit up these threads because of it.

>>149521294
Based

>>149521101
Too old, you can count the players on one hand winning their first Slam at Zverev's age or even older

Fabio paid the man to pretend to faint to ruin Carlos's momentum.

>>149521294
Latter is tryhard PR farming

>>149521245
more crowd shots please, i love zooming in and looking at everyone

>>149521294
based fab

>>149521274
Ferrero should show him that one scene in Raging Bull w.r.t. semen retention before a big fight

>>149521306
Most Italian thing you can do

Our girl is losing :/

>>149521294
People die everyday, yet people don't beat the defending champion everyday

>>149521306
Good

>British spectators
>British weather
>British commentators
>British journalists
>British wildcards
>British food
Just give the grass slam to Germany already

emma was supposed to double bagel this shitter..

>>149521294
>performative concern
sip some water, furrow your brow, and let the professionals handle it you nonce

>>149521294
he is named Fabio after all, they are all cunts

>>149521300
Don't be jealous, incel bitch

Lovely milf

>>149521333
It's going to be 40°C/104F here tomorrow. I'd like to watch that shitshow

>>149521321
have some faith, it's her first professional match and she's only down one game to a former slam champion

>>149521310
Are you not watching it yourself?

>>149521294
It's performance... Like when Jon Jones' coach told him to check on his opponent to get some fans. Nobody in the stadium cares that much about the fat fuck going down, he'll be fine within half hour anyway

imagine watching the yellow roses when harriet dart is going to start kwabbing at any moment

>>149521321
Born in the UK

What's taking them so long, just drag the corpse out of there and get on with it

>>149521333
reminder that at Halle this year an advertising board literally fell on a spectator and injured them. they couldn't even sue and the tournament only gave them a free pass to the rest of the matches

>>149521353
>>149521357

>>149521344
Wow time flies

>>149521353
thanks btw

>>149521294
These new players are PR trained from the womb, remember when Sinner did that big stunt of handing a fainted fan a bottle of water.

>they switched to the news from wimbledon
>apparently in Britain you can get arrested for saying "death to the IDF"

wtf is wrong you bongs

do brit players really just hang around in britain all year playing on grass just so they can play wimbledon once a year.

>All these ATP seeds losing
If this was the WTA a lot of incels on here would be piping up, just saying.

>>149521404
his masterpiece was umbrella girl

Zverev is definitely not finishing his match tonight

emma :)

How do you pronounce Mingge? Surely she's not going through life with a name pronounced like minge? She'd be eaten alive by bullies.

Kwabnini

>>149521421
We hate Muslims and the IDF are killing Muslim believers.

fognini's crew killed a poor innocent bong for nothing

>>149521454
If you day it the other way it's still bad because it sounds like "minger". Seriously if that was my surname I'd tell my wife to keep her own and our kids could have that. It's a curse.

>>149521454
Obviously it isn't pronounced like "Minge"

It pronounced "Ming guh"

My fucking God, Fabio. Just hold serve you fucking jackal

Alcaraz needs to stop these meme matches
YOU ARE PLAYING THE BIGGEST BOOMER COLLECTING PENSION MONEY WHY IS THIS FIVE SETS

They paused the match to give fabio the order.

What's the point of these challenges? Isn't it based on the same data as the initial line call? It makes no sense

>sport di merda
uh oh, I understood this one latin bro

>>149521454
Her pronunciation is on the WTA site. It's like finger with an M.

Bravo Fogna anyway, nobody expected this from the old man

>>149521503
So literally "minger" AKA slang for "ugly person"

>actual boomer kills 30yo boomer
boddery

>>149521518
is that better or worse than minge?

How many fucking times has this boomer been 40-15 or 40-0 up and still been broken? Fucking KWAB

>>149521454
probably why she goes by mimi

>>149521300
based

>>149521497
For normal players it would take its toll later in tournaments. His unlimited stamina means it doesn't matter. He could win 7x 4 hour matches if required.

ito :)

from 2-5 down to winning 1st set 7-5

>>149521492
>>149521494
>>149521503
"Minger" is better than minge but not by much. The poor girl.

>>149521429
what was that?

imagine actually thinking fixnini was going to win this

Business idea:

We stop televising the first round of slams

Win or lose Fabio will always be an extremely attractive man. I don't mean that in a gay way, just in the way you can admire a nice painting.

>>149521577
I want him to have sex with me

>>149521583
The make up artist and hairdresser did a pretty horrible job there.

>>149521590
None of that for me thank you. The only thing I ever want going into my anus is a doctor's finger when I'm a lot older.

This thread is hereby claimed by the food brothership

>be a tennis coach
>teach some old rich fucks
>get rich
Surely being a tennis coach is the easiest cash grab?

>Mingge Xu pronunciation
https://photoresources.wtatennis.com/wta/document/2025/06/23/4bdacb76-81e6-43a2-a21b-7ba9c9a6bb87/AUDIO-2025-06-23-11-48-30-2.m4a

>7-5, 6-7, 7-5, 2-6, 6-1
Grug just being Grug

Fucking Fabio

what a last game in wimbledon for fogna

>>149521643
thought she was going to say
>but everyone calls me minge

Farewell Fabio.

giving dart a post-match tongue bath and none of you can stop me!

I'm going to put some bets on this tournament, so if anyone has any good tips let me know.

>>149521708
Alcaraz will win, Djokovic won't reach the semi finals.

>>149521708
Zverev to win the whole thing. Insider tip from the spaniard earlier in this thread.

Carlos clearly suffered from heatstroke in the middle of the match.

Still Fognini played crazy.

>>149521583
The tranny propaganda has to stop

3am, do I stay up for Zverev and Fritz or just sleep now

>Rublev match not on prime
baka senpai desu

Emma :)))))))))

>>149521752
Prioritise rest at this stage of the tournament. Only stay up for quarter finals or better.

>>149521708
Alcaraz will win against sinner in the final.
Emma will also win.
They will have sex

>>149521735
/pol/ has ruined a generation in thinking everyone is a tranny now, it's their go to phrase/meme

What is Berrettini doing?

Paolini in trouble :(

>>149521777
Imagine if they both win the finals and then they have sex right on the court and it’s on tv hahaha

Marketa is back

>>149521454
considering she's 17 she's likely past the point where she gives a shit about retards making fun of her name, most socially adjusted people grow out of that behaviour by their mid-teens

>>149521802
Not a tranny but she does have an unfortunately shaped frame.

bag of ice on the puss to cool off, love to see it

>>149521802
Yeah it's bit sad honestly

>>149521837
Growing up she'd have hated it I'm sure. Plus now she'll get a huge amount more attention from retards on socials so god help her. Whether she says she gives a shit or not it can't be nice to hear.

what happened to meddy

Reventarlos confirmed for match fixer, there is no other reason he lets Foggy take him to five sets. Hope at least somebody got rich on the back of that bullshit.

>>149521837
OK Dick Trickle

Tsi needs to drop this "girl"

kinda grim i can't tell emma and mimi apart during points. if i look away from the screen i lose track of who is who

>>149521888
mingge has the green panties

>>149521837
Obviously not considering she goes by Mimi. It even says that on the scoreboard.

>>149521853
oh don't get me wrong tennis players other sports stars etc got the "it's a man" comment. Navratilova (combined that she's a lesbo) and of course Serena. Problem is now it's just used all the time, very lazy anons

>>149521857
I have a name that got me mocked throughout my school years (it's not a funny name as such, just tied in with a TV show) and honestly, by about 12 I'd become completely immune to it, it just served as a useful tard detector when I met new people.

Poots getting fucked

damn that girl was beautiful, anyone get a pic

>>149521878
He was shit before her and would be shit after her

COME ON KATEH

>>149521909
Hey Arnold

>>149521912
Amanda is my pick to win Wimbledon

>>149521871
kek see above. Certainly isn't Dick Tickle though.
I used to know a girl called (I promise I'm not making this up) Emma Royds. I can't even begin to imagine the amount of parental cruelty or retardation that went into calling their kid that.

>>149521932
>>149521932
yes good lord this is a prime british rose

>>149521914
No mate. Will this picture of Liquidator Brunt from Deep Space Nine do instead?

>>149521932
An actual british 10

>>149521906
>Problem is now it's just used all the time, very lazy anons
That and it's one of those things that loses meaning when its spammed all the time. Compared to Mauresmo or someone like Brock Lesnar's daughter its so dumb.

>>149521919
lel right kind of idea

I used to know a bloke, mad tennis player he was, guess what his name was? Tennys

>>149521932
>>149521951
>>149521964
D R O P P E D

>>149521583
Where are her hips?

>>149521973
reminds of a lass i knew that played tennis whose surname was literally Volynets

dart's serve is worse than most juniors. it's really quite impressive how gently she hits. that said, CAM ON FART

>>149522018
you don't know Katie you liar

>>149522077
fingered her behind carpetright after school

Carlos will be fucked when slams get rid of Bo5 for men

not looking great for us dartbros. she simply cannot break right now

Jesus Christ Yulia

Raaaar!

Someone post the prime Sharapova video.

>>149522120
>>149522107
whew :/

>>149522135
ew

Boulter has to be the WTA player that improved the most after age twenty-five in recent memory (since Pegula?). Not all players have that sort of determination at that stage in their careers.

>>149521982
Hi Q angle detrimental to running and sprinting, which is why they are mostly fridge mode

what is her problem

>>149522101
>Carlos will be fucked
he's already getting fucked, a lot, don't worry about it

>>149522162
Makes sense.

>>149522094
same but behind londis

>>149522160
poolini

Putintseva beat Swiatek here last year btw

tennis needs a strong snackpot

>>149522169
Maria did nothing wrong

>from hungary
>is a bit fat
makes sense

Boulter up a break. COME ON KATEH

>>149522135
Based Emma

fucking anna kournikova

>>149522188
Unbelievably based comment.

Business idea: line judges are brought back with a hidden earpiece that tells them what Hawkeye says. They then repeat it verbatim and chuckle to themselves when players challenge their calls.

>>149522229
no you're not

CAM ON DART

Emma will be ready to help Carlos unwind

emma :)

Paula-bros?

what's so funny emma..

Amanda :)

read an interview with goran this morning where he mentioned he thought sissypants was the 4th best player in the world and capable of winning a slam
then i return in the afternoon and he has a fucked back and hints at retirement
yeah seems right for these 90s bitches

Emma :)

The seed number next to the player's name is so ugly. I'm not a fan of this new style scoreboard.

>>149522274
Her serve looks dreadful so far

KATEH

/biz/ idea: darts players play tennis at wimbledon

and thus concludes harriet dart's magical, fairytale, wimbledon run

my nigga tiafoe won today :)

i have NEVER seen Emma this hyped before

>>149522348
let me bet on the number of ACL injuries and i'll take the over

>>149522353
Her face when she goes into labour with her first kid (in 2029)

>Sabalenka in the third round
yeah ok

>>149522353
british alpha #1 defending her turf from jackals

>>149522378
you mean with our first kid?

>>149522353
>celebrating like this after beating someone ranked 318
classless

>>149522135
THERE'S ONLY ONE LIONESS IN ENGLAND

>>149522243
yes i am, right now

>>149522353
>I AM THE YELLOW BRITISH ROSE
>YOU ARE BUT A YELLOW PARSNIP

>>149522353
THE Minger?

>>149522393
Emma would never be a surrogate mother for 2 guys tho

>>149522274
Time for her to be replaced by her sis

Paula is finished

another brit falls and that means ashlyn :) is on soon

>>149522353
why does she look so fat? i guess she really is dating alcaraz.

>>149522353
>YESSSS A 17 YEAR OLD FINALLY AN OPPONENT ON A LEVEL I CAN DOMINATE
*sacks coach*

TV show ideas:
>Darts with Harriet Dart
>Sinning with Jannik Sinner
>Canoeing with Emma Raducanu

Marketa is going to bootyblast Emma

>>149522353
why is everything she does so unlikeable

just dropped a gigantic daniil in the toiletpas

>>149522448
haha i get the joke, those activities vaguely sound like their surnames.

>ashlyn's legs vs a brexiter's nightmare
who ya got, /wta/?

>>149522353
when mum says you can have an ice cream from the ice cream van

>>149522469
Yeah and it'd be interesting to watch them do it.

>>149522477
jej

>>149522493
no it wouldn't

>>149522448
i like it! how about
>bottoming with alcaraz

>>149522448
>Bouldering with Katie Boulter
>Hangman with Tim Henman
>Shag a lova with Sharapova

might turn the heating on for a bit

>>149522509
It might.

>>149522518
kek

>>149522516
>Domestic Abuse with Zverev

>>149522518
You off your nut?

cant believe how shit this squid game season is

>>149522537
how does she have so much body fat after training like this

>>149522448
>Minging with Mimi
works both with ugly and cunt

>>149522552
its nippy in the evening when the sun goes

>>149522548
kek

>>149522555
what did ya expect

>>149522516
>>149522448
Pegging with Jessica Pegula

Who we watching bros?

shittypas and badoosa both gonna be out in 1st round

You must be at least 6 foot to watch the big girls bowl on Court 17

>>149522448
Djokovic Is About with Novak Djokovic

Rune was so busy telling people where he would play he didn't have time to warm up

Why are players like Paolini and Badosa so inconsistent?

>>149522597
they are women

>>149522586
why can't they just stand still for the single minute the umpire is explaining his or her nonsense?

>>149522580
Paula getting fucked

>>149522580
ashlyn (whomsts ass i have dibs on burying my face in post-match) against a british 16 year old

Big Ash v Big Bong lets go!

>>149522579
best one

sign me up btw

>>149522623
i call dibs on the other girl's ass

>>149522562
Im a not a fan, but she's in great shape. She's getting ready for tournament, not a photoshoot where u stop drinking waters 2 days before.

Badosa and Rybakina look like they don't even exercise.

>>149522580
Whomever the BBC suggests.

Ostapenko was on Kasatkina‘s video blog last year saying that her favourite hobby is baking

Makes sense

>>149522597
Paolini is a hobbit

American Rybakina vs British Krueger

>>149522654
tall bitch

>>149522636
>but she's in great shape
she looks like an average, non-obese woman. not an athlete who trains every day

ash is going to positively paste this child

>>149522642
Her favorite hobbies are eating and shitting on Iga

WTF? Despite it being 6-0 6-0. why are these relatively high ranked players playing each other in the 1st round when there are 128 players? And then in the mens there were two 500 ranked players playing each other.

>>149522642
have you never seen Penko's baking insta?
>https://www.instagram.com/jelena.ostapenko_baking/?hl=en

>>149522663
pls be gentle big ash

>>149522654
Damn she's as tall as me. Now i feel inadequate.

>>149522674
ask chatgpt how seedings work

>>149522674
If you’re outside the top 32 you don’t get seeded

>>149522674
We need 64 seeds at slams.

Sun-bros, can we still come back?

Rublev getting dragged to a 5th by Jerry and Berrettini down a set vs THE Kamil Majchrzak

>>149522747
Trust the plan

Oh my god do they ever shut up about maternity shit? Murder ESPN

i've seen enough, big bong is a future world #1

>>149522747
The night is always darkest just before dawn. The sun always returns.

>>149522716
False. We need 16 seeds at slams.

Business idea: if you have ever won a tournament you should always be allowed to play in that tournament irregardless of seedings or wildcards or anything.

Katie Faulter

>>149522800
can't wait for 50 year old emma to still enter uso just to collect first round prize money

>>149522800
pretty much already the case because you'll get a wildcard

>Badosa-Boulter
I will fap to this

>>149522800
honestly fair. no age barrier either. roll their old bones out on the court if they really want to give it a go

>double faulting
KWAB holy shit

YOU DJERE-FAULTING FRAUD

>>149522823
But I mean at any time. If Virginia Wade wanted it she should be allowed to play at Wimbledon.

>>149522829
They already do this with Laver

kwab, what a way to finish

>>149522847
>Serena vulturing all the Slams in WTA

>>149522828
Which is hotter?
Boulter
OR
Basosa
?

>putting shitz on center court
What is wrong with them?

>>149522800
they're still giving wawrinka wildcards to the AO and FO thats basically already a rule

Is shitz going to lose round 1 again?

>>149522866
I think Paula is pretty

Whatever ever happened to that black-asian woman who won a game once, got €300m in sponsorships, and was never seen again?

>>149522882
The emollifier of Eastbourne? surely not.

>>149522866
There's something off about Boulter. I can see she's attractive but there's something fake about it somehow.

>>149522537
Acting slutty suddenly what happened?

ito :(

>>149522866
Both are gorgeous but if had to pick one it'd be Katie

>>149522866
Badosa is HOT

>>149522586
Sexy and cute girls :)

my cryptonite....

Lulu :(

It's Luluover

>>149522615
Sexy lustful eros libido urge fertile energy

Business idea: in the men's game if you win the first two sets you win the match, otherwise it becomes a best of 5.

>>149522448
>Sniffin Glue, with Mimi Xu

If they're not wearing white shorts they're bleeding from their cunt RIGHT NOW

>>149522943
that's hot

>>149522943
Women are disgusting. Yet I spend so much time thinking about putting my dick in them. So who's really disgusting?

>>149522937
go to bed sinner

erm why isnt ashlyn running away with this match.. should be easy..

Mpetschi's serve is pretty fast

>>149522972
Not as fast as mine

>>149522943
member when they made that a big issue despite period blood never once happening in the history of wimbly

>>149522937
yes but turn
>the first two sets
into
>the first three sets
and we're on

>>149522943
nah sportswomen take the pill to kill their periods. it's why most turn out to be dykes

why are womens matches only best of 3 sets?

>>149522987
Wait a minute...

>>149522993
Agreed, it should be one set

Jfc Anisimova just went full bloatmaxxing

>>149522993
No one wants to see 5 sets of this shit

Boulter is "only" one (maybe one and a half) inch taller than Badosa, but she looks significantly taller by several orders of magnitude. Being lean and tracking your calories and % body-fat is very important.

>>149522990
Why not wear white then

>>149522993
They need to finish up and cook dinner for their husbands.

>>149523004
i'll allow it

>>149523016
But Tsitsipas is already cooked

I shan't be watching the Fritz. I'll bide my time and wait for the main event, Zverlingz.

>>149522969
dw mika is notoriously weakminded so if she falls behind she'll collapse like the world trade centre

>>149522353
GIVE ME MINGGE
GIVE ME FIRE

>>149523012
they could be leaking other kinds of shit from their holes. or dark underwear is easier to clean. of course a kraut is interested in these things

>>149522937
definitely need some sort of mercy rule.

And Emma Raducanu, who is NOT a disgrace

>>149523066
mexicanon, it's about the wimbledon tradition that everyone wear white

>>149522800
If Venus had applied for a Wimby wildcard this year you know we'd have been watching her old ass today

If Mika had Iva's mental strength she'd already be a contender

>>149523195
>>149523195
>>149523195
>>149523195
new

If I was a woman I'd wear underwear with a picture of my gash on it for the lulz.

real new:
>>149523204
>>149523204
>>149523204

there should be a rule against having so many consonants in a name. yes, looking at you eastern europe

>>149522135

She looks very chinky here.

Shameful Display from Altmaier so far, Struff remains the german #1

>>149523214
If I was a woman I'd never leave the house (too busy fingering myself silly).