news:
Ben Askren got a double lung transplant
>https://www.tmz.com/2025/06/30/ben-askren-undergoes-double-lung-transplant-surgery/
I'll kiss her Bum-hole mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah. Just like that
Joshua Van is 15 years old
>>149520345why did NSAC let topuria compete with the thanos glove? this should be a no contest
>>149520357Toby you rascal
>>149520366That's Auston Matthews
>>149520364So what, you can still get sucked and fucked
Patrick Pimblett by knockout in round 1.
>>149520366Killing jewish pedophiles works up an appetite.
Just how shit is Kai Kara-France
Is this achievable natty?
>>149520366Why didn't daner sign him
>>149520366Who would buy such a book
Paddy is a natural MW, has superior grappling, wrestling, and actually finishes with ground and pound. Topiglet's bacon bussy is fried, I fear.
in the comain event we got dan ige taking on patricio pitbull this is a bad ass fight
>>149520407Yt boi piglets that wish they could use their oink stick in public
>>149520407Most politically charged book sales are driven by PAC money. Then they hand them out for free at conventions and rallies or distribute to friends in media.
>>149520438Grim Kyle deserves better
>>149520438Hey who let this normal person on heem.gov
pitbull holds a perfect defeated record in the ufc and looks to defend his 0 against perennial #14 featherweight dan ige
Maniac
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Holy shit Im fuckin jacked and I haven't even lifted for days lfg
>>149520467This nigga gets in on with kyler phillips if you get my innuendo
>>149520470This is an ironic shitpost right
>>149520473I will be watching that crap.
>>149520479what business is it of yours what two consenting adults do
>>149520485Not sure what youre asking can you rephrase your question?
>>149520467Marcus secured himself a pawg milf
>>149520479Kyler has to be one of the worst Nu-American names along with Brantley and Jayden.
>>149520467And what about when his kids ask him what it says? Fucking idiot
>>149520470Close your closet b this is a civilized country.
>it's been a year and a half since Arman fought
>>149520473Nordic™ bros they are directly mocking us
9h8lpe
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>>149520503NOooooooo somebody think about the children, please why won't anybody think of the hecking children??
>>149520503He is at the helm of the Munchies with Marcus project you see? So he could very well be talking about when he cooks up some of his iconic dishes from the Web series so far.
>>149520508Topiglet fears him doesn’t he
>>149520519I'm a redditor now just because I think you should be decent in the way you bring up kids. I bet your mum let you hear her get fucked ever night, that's why you can't relate. Poor you haha
Oh wait it's Monday so I can get away with this and make it back for heems:
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis
>>149520503You should let your kids know their mom is a bop and she can't live without it in her mouth desu
>>149520522Well obviously it's got a double meaning
>>149520522This is the obvious truth behind his delectable double entendre oh that Markus Mäki is one heck of a jokester
thelion
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Remember that brit faggot who bet on shartles
*slow filter sweep*
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis
*huge drop*
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis
it same shit as volk and max but faster because charles is dumb as fuck and topuria is even stronger now. give him that opening and goodnight because thats all he trains for.
>>149520557I mean, it saves time for the birds and bees later. Yes little Timmy your mom enjoyed it when NUTTED ALL UP IN HER BOX!
>>149520568Toby is itt b talmbout armenian assholes and children's rights
>>149520533From reading "meat" on an apron all the way to listening to your mother getting fucked is an awfully big jump.
Joe RogaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAN!!
Snoop
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>>149520587Virtue signaling is how he copes with being a cazzie?
niggas with no titles: Islam Mahkachev
Where is spammy? Did he run down to print and frame some armpit photos for his wall?
>>149520589His mom is a bop
>>149520599I think he's sincere you can say what you like about Black Toby but he seems to be quite straight
>>149520508>misses weight for a much-anticipated title fight with the P4P #1>pulls out literally last minute with the lie of a back injury>Dana is understandably pissed, but goes so far as to repeat the lie of a back injury to cover for him>gets a peace-making offer in Gamrot for his next fight, lower in the rankings as punishment for missing weight but nonetheless a payday>Arman refuses, saying publicly the UFC has disrespected him and he should only fight for the title>Dana drops the lie of the back injury come UFC 317 and says openly Arman missed weight for a title fight, and implies he needs to get back into the company's good graces>Arman continues to seethe on social media and shit the bed, almost certainly blocking himself from a title shot once againThis do is fuckin stupid yo
Snoop
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>>149520604Nigga on the lookout for xer bullies when xhe should be clappin' armpitussy at the dog park!
>>149520582Sounds quite erotic
>betrays Jesus to sell porn
>shills for israel
>get flatline heemed into the shartosphere
KWAB
When the pork in the piggy gotta drop it like it's hoooot
>>149520623>max below 2 guys he beat
Erin get over here and sniff my smelly armpit NOW like a good slave.
could Holloway win the lightweight championship?
Snoop
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>>149520613Yo sad piglet, wipe the bacon bussy.
Now.
not even racist but /heem/ as been quite about there being ZERO black champs
Erdaddy absolutely bodied those freaks in the pedo pigpen.
He used to spam scat, trannies, gore and that fat moderator, now it's just armpits...
All my goats are flushed, even spammy
>>149520664SNIFF PIT SLAVE!! SNIFF!
Chicken breast filet and jasmine rice btw, a paprika and lime based marinade
>HRRRRRR
>HRRRRRRE
>OIIIIINK
>>149520683Not bad lad, I made chicken alfredo, shouldn't have breaded the cutlet.
Snoop
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>>149520683Wipe the bacon bussy!
>>149520673Spammy has been flushed for YEARS now honestly I just dont have anything better to do than rev up the little freak. (And thats more of an indictment on myself than anything I am aware)
>>149520381truly remarkable that ilia doubters spam the same clips i would post to demonstrate how unbeatable he is
>>149520648When Max first knocked out Justin they put him at #10
Snoop
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>Self-improvement (more lard)
>>149520701Nice one bappa breaded isn't my favorite either it's more scran than food when it's that fatty
>>149520726Fer sure, next time just a nice pan sear and finished in the oven.
Snoop
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>>149520726Yo sad piggy this finna make you feel happy.
Wipe the bacon bussy!!
IMG_2706
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How do you respond without sounding mad?
Who the fuck gave the tranny the idea for this persona?
>>149520757You think we give him ideas?
>>149520742Pan sear the lard from this bacon bussy, playa.
>only 1 canadian champion
sad!
Snoop
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Piggy!!!!
bro we geeeet it you're obsessed with armpits gawd dawlg
just looked up american ufc champions and it was a row of bantus
Spamming is the lowest form of the art that is shitposting.
>>149520771OK that one actually made me laugh a bit. Going to check into a mental institution.
>>149520757I can't find the thread it started in but he was spamming mugshots then the main picture and now just a man's armpit
>>149520811Tell ya sad piggy to wipe this shit up, playa.
>Finland produced a champ, Sweden produced jack shit
>>149520811It's disgraceful b anyways:
Ilja Tuupanen
>>149520834Tyla is a trans woman
10% of the thread is spammy posting some anons pit
>>149520839His name is Jack Hermansson
>>149520839That kicks it, I ain't celebrating 4th of July this year
america produces mental illness
WhoTF is this jit doing post fight podcasts
>>149520873*points and screeches at you*
>>149520862Sad piggy wipe armpiggy!!
>>149520750the eye test frees you from gerrymandered factoids
>>149520868DC could stumble out of happy hour at Chili's and heem Hall.
>>149520757hopefully someone gives him the idea to commit suicide
>>149520873German fighters?
>>149520839Divine and conquer eh? Very helwani of you buddy
>>149520963Dustin Stoltzfous
Khey brazza ai wan dat you killing yourself brazza
>>149520994wow... really puts in perspective how boring islam is
Hearing reports that Princess Armpiggy is in the IRC oinking for help.
Ilia Topuria is invincible
In all seriousness though your skin shouldn’t be that leathery and especially not in your 20s
>>149520942I tried brazza khe not listen
Looking forward to the next 8-12 weeks of armpit spam
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>>149521024>Topiglets when they haven’t oinked for Slamdaddy in 3 minutes
>>149521050Sounds as if his pork panties are in a twist I fear.
>>149521074yes brazza dis guy is like khabib
>>149520978Abus heemed him
Australia don't have boxing brazza
>>149521103yes brazza I WILL strike.
>>149521099PA Dutch bros...
champs
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>>149521103Yeah sadly they don't
>>149521073>>149521103Wiping armpiggy make sad piggy happy!!
bennan
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>ilia will have a lightweight defense before jdm/islam
>>149521118I no champion anymore brazza
Bro thinks Topiglet will defend LMFAO
>>149521124Clitia fights once a year
>>149521081just wait until i can stop pretending islam is good
>>149521145That was when he had to make featherweight.
>>149521139his first defence is paddy b
Topiglet will bloat to 170 and then never fight again
>>149521165Dana HATES that fight
>>149521174>Yeah, I'm Italian. How could you tell?
>>149521147Someone holding a gun to your head nigga? You can stop pretending now.
>>149521187He hates Arman even more
Snoop
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>>149521192Wipe the bacon bussy, sad piggy!!
>>149521192alhamdulliah brazza
>>149521192We knew that without the green name
>>149521211inshallah brazza
oink indeed
daner hates dricus but he respects his cripping. after arman gets a thunderous tko win over dan hooker dana will have no choice but grant him a title shot
Dana hates anyone with hair
Doo said crippin with a g.
>>149520414Thats a zestily graceful takedown
Ilia vs Arman (toptoro wins)
Paddy vc Garth (paddy wins
then Ilia vs Paddy (toptoro wins)
There daner i saved the lw division
>>149521195ilia needs "good" wins post-featherweight to become an undisputed goat. islam is one of the only big fish to catch, i lament.
>UFC
>UFC BJJ
>POWERSLAP
>TKO BOXING
Makwan walked so Omar could run.
Finnish excelence right here
Doo needs to have his opinion validated by external parties. Oh nahh.
>>149521280>Ilia vs ArmanDana said no, retard.
mfw gfl
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>dana said
>>149521285>p-p-please make Topiglet look goo-OINK OINKKWAB!!!
>>149520345holy shit that was clean
>>149521361I need to grapple dis wild cowboy gangstr Bryce
>>149521316it's only business. ilia becoming an established goat will lead to a lot of great things. future fighters will idolize him and his style rather than boring shitters, for example.
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Dana Said
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>dana said
>>149521410Nobody gives a shit about Topiglet except brown third worlders.
>>149521442Vacate? Dana say he stripp me
WEEMSTRONG ILL TAKE ON ANYOEN
Topiglets are sad and need someone to tell them Clitia is a pretty piggy :(
>>149521460brazza is I pretty pig?
>>149521410Islam has never had a boring fight albeit
>>149521442ok now show the views on a non muzzie channel
Well known Arabic Muslim channel mma junkie
I am in an arranged marriage and was never good enough for my fazza
bigmarcel24 is the only credible mma source
>>149521507screenshot the comment section bappa
>>149520399what am i looking at ?
hey hey one more thing you guys hey everybody
>>149521519I'll oink for you brazza
>>149520666yeah okay satan
https://youtu.be/5BC2hVCl6s8
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis
Rape dagiiiiiis
Rape dagis
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis
Rape dagiiiiiis
Rape dagis
>>149521519*holy shit chants*
>>149521442obvious bait but the islam video is an exclusive interview, ilia's is from a press event that a lot of other mma channels covered
Snoop
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>>149521519Wipe the bacon bussy, sad piggy.
Now!!
My Aljodaddy’s BBC needs spitshining… looks like I’ll be having an early dinner tonight
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KHABEEL NORMGODOV YOU FAZZA KILLING SON OF A BITCH
>>149521617??? why did brazza chase me to 170lbs?
>>149521617>359k views in 10 daysWow.
Truly nobody gives a fuck about Topiglet maybe we need to tell him he's a pretty piggy!!
I just cut my cock off
I'm a girl now
lmao
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>Topiglet thought that cosplaying as McGregor would make him a draw
https://youtu.be/kpnoibF4eNg?si=yzE79YM4pDPl2L1T
>11,334,593 views
>1 day ago
>>149521669White excellence on display.
Clitia still flicks her bacon bean to McBussy.
>>149521569pantoja owns you bro
*munch munch munch*
*fart*
Ka-bib I make for you something
>>149521617>>149521669Proper Irish Catholic channels.
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>>149521669>the only other time they've done this
I'm using the fat fuck and his inbred friends to buy a yacht!
Snoop
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>>149521691Wipe the bacon bussy.
Now.
>>149521727brazza send invite I oink for you I promise
I'm only into Finnish men I lament
>>149521460International fight week. What in the actual fuck? Makes me want to slap Anik when he mentions this shit. Only trannies and other weirdos have "week"s. We don't need or want that. And I'm sure I've already heard about it twice already this year, or am I going mad?
>>149521698Holloway vs. Gaethje went up right away
>>149521695This piggy is steamin'.
We got all the stars here with their classic posting. Ill be back later when they are gone.
oink
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New collab item for pride month
>>149521743You're already a bit mental Tobes but it's why you're a heemster
For me, it was the BK Quad Stacker.
>>149521775I only oink for brazza Sneed allah
Why does Guru have a high pitched voice
Can you guys believe Islam and DC actually post here? we are so lucky
>>149521788Wipe the bacon bussy!!
>>149521792He hates his life! He has no friends! Also Jon Jones is gay.
>>149521810Brazza me first I do for Finland
Jon Jones is so gay, I got scared
Pride month ends tomorrow bros...
>>149521864Mestre da pizza.... Uma delicia.
>>149521864mmmm pizza in a bowl
>>149521864The three olives really tie it all together
>Because I'm Maori bro xD
>>149521957Need Paddy to enter his evilchad phase.
Cheyanne Vlismus, I don't know why I love her so much. Is she Armenian too?
>>149521957Rogan can't contain himself
>>149520633all's well that ends well as they say
>>149521957paddy is wearing 4 inch heels and ilias spine is compressed from the conducted effort
No (You)s no replies Toby you know how it is
imagine if ilia learned the head and body kick techniques
>>149521957265 lbs paddy squaring off with ilia is hilarious
Snoop
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>>149522001I said oink on it.
Now.
>>149521957Look at Jewish Rogan smiling in the back after orchestrating this
>>149522009His leg doesn’t go up that high
>>149522022So? Are you 15? Kek
>>149522025is this the Finn?
>>149521957I want to see Topuria versus Gaethje
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>>149521864this is the ethnic food half my country wants to kill the other half for. chills.
>>149522046It's sneed you try hard neek how would an 80 iq pakistani find a picture of me
if you look very closely you can see some kind of green laser blind charles in both eyes right before the heem
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>>149521996Talmbout heels b?
>>149522048desu I do too, it's been awhile since I got to see that dog with the tard in him swing bombs and get life-changing CTE within two minutes
yum jp buys sloppy seconds kiss kiss
>>149522046looks like the infamous kc poster and notorious pedophile gustav
>>149522064Where's the 360 camera for this one
>>149522075If you ever manage to get a woman you'll find she's had a boyfriend before. Maybe even 7+ of them depending on how old she is. Another little Doodle of a ting haha
>>149522105He’s a Chinese chomo who exclusively goes for little boys, sadly
>>149522092Hahaha I love this. Don't know why it was funny though, pretty standard dig
>>149522119brazza little boys? where?
>>149522122>PolemanThat's a gay niggas name if I ever heard one
>>149522136360 cam at home
>>149522123Canada man very funny I want to give him my girl pussy
>>149522119Quite a mad man. And look at his name kek, I don't know why it how he's done this. But it only works if it ruffles someone's feathers but that just my name
>>149522123Don't overthink it it's just jokes and humorous wordplay, except the dagi stuff is 100% factual
>>149522176>Mick Parkin didn't even have a scratch on his face when he tangled with Polish Power Marcin TyburaLevels.
The Finn after he talks shit about me again
>>149522180You're talking to the pakster T, just ignore him when he replies to (You)
>>149522136Good weight control, most fighters never get their full weight into it
Dana "Who Let That Happen?" White
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Mhhhhmmmm
>>149522187But that was a long kek you must've found it really funny so I genuinely thought I might have missed a nice bit of subtle witt that made it hilarious. It it was simply just the "seconds" then golly gosh
>>149522201I have Poppa Pump chances of beating you in hand to hand combat thougheverbeit
Hoesntly? The only meme here worth repeating like an mantra is Bo Nigger. You guys postung rebetidive bullshit and not that really shows your testosterone levels. Respectfully.
I'm going to have to go and watch Jim Norton's new special for some respite and real comedy. This place is going down hill.
Anyone want to watch with me? It's really funny
>>149522234The content of the post isn't as important to the joke as the name, I was laughing at the name
>>149522193Polemon is a greek not a roman lmao
Need it or Sneed it?
https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1939723033683640469
I'm not going to avoid Canada, I really don't mind him, he always keeps things light hearted. He can be nice sometimes too
>>149522235Zesty lil ting, ye?
>dropped by the black country banger
>Volk coming off a brutal KO
>Volk's son drained after a 5 round war with bum ass Gaethje
>some double digit loss Bumzillian who got bussy pounded by Paul Felder
Let me know when Shillia gets a good win.
How do I make money fast without having to resort to robbing? I'm fucked up beyond belief.
PFL needs to capitalization on the Strickland hyoe now and sign that smelly beaner Hernandez who flipped him and Curtis off, this. could. be. big.
>>149522291Pokemon is Japanese you dumb Turk
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>>149522262Wipe the bacon bussy, sad piggy!!
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>>149522303clitia is gender fluidia
>>149522303Is this what he was filming before the Volk fight
Snoop
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>>149522330Burglary, safer than mugging and you can work your own hours
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Ilia became double champ all whilst filming a blockbuster movie unlike a a certain gigantic bitch (Gane)
>>149522370Does this count the 2 million followers he bought?
Shookpuria status: Shooken
>>149522330Open up a fraudulent charity and keep half of the donations maybe more, aka The Jollie Way
>>149522312Leafs are great there's only one who's not and even he is just the bronze medalist of the three flags of doom, not even a bridesmaid I'm afraid
>>149522370>with less than 1/10 the postsPisslam cels...
Ugly bros...
Inbred Chads...
>>149522383you think opening a gofundme and pretending to be a tranny that needs money to move away from home is good?
>>149522370I kneel brazza.
>>149522356Don't thank me. I don't want it to be seen as we're friends k
nina drama is 36 and aging rapidly
>>149522404That short term you Dodo. You need to do it for the kiddooos
>>149522404>TrannyPoiriers wife is a real woman
>>149522431Hey hey, calm... Down
>>149522417this guy hits hard
Jolie is going to have amazing tits when the baby comes out
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Clitia really bought half his followers lmao
Why are all the Topiglet cazzies calling Clitia a double champ? He forfeited the FW belt in fear of being AGPregnated by Movdaddy.
>>149522381um actually I bought us those and yes they count
>>149522457a pawg milf even
That's why he'll never make money
ALL THE CANADIANS ARE HERE
>>149522421Who's shorts pattern is this it looks Mayan
charles2
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Charlesbroles we had a good run
>>149522424Hermansson has always had terrible striking and never improved. This heem was overdue for him; he should have switched gym or retired a long time ago
>>1495224853rd place abdi has joined the thread wariaa wanaagsan abdi I trust you made masjid last week subhanalla
>>149522338You're a savage, evil and stupid beast.
>>149522519Kai Kara France's, he's Mayan I hear
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>>149522532Just how shit is Joe poofart?
>>149522494tfw no fitpawg mommy milf
How are we feeling about this Saturdays card?
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It’s happening
>>149522577His bussy is about to become pulled pork
>>149522424Hobocop gained negative heem karma for the follow-up shot I fear
>>149522572Joe would've heemed Jack worse than Robocop if didn't shit himself before the fight you dumdum
>>149522593oops wrong img
here's the actual card
>>149522577Who's the skirt
>NOOO YOU CAN'T HEEM YOUR ALREADY HEEMED OPPONENT NOT THE DOUBLE HEEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149522572He's basically Darren Till if Darren Till threw more punches and wasn't obese
>>149522577nah he did alright
what would tony ferguson custom shorts look like
these goofies might get suspended and chris is supposed to fight this weekend
the commission is bitch made they're not suspending anyone
>>149522712Got any of her tits muff or arse
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>>149522737but with this sonic
>>149522740>>149522755Wtf shitland actually hit him and he's no abubakar who was punished
dont ever poke the bear like this, this dudes lucky security was in there
kara-france sucks lol, doo never stood a chance
I donated my lungs to Ben Askren
>>149522780have you seen booboo? he should get a suspension from life askren style
Why do people insist of using this general for endless coomer posting when there’s multiple porn boards?
>>149522787The two of them couldn't even drop him
>>149522613Post karmic Heems.
>>149522801I don't really know what it is he does
>>149522802fuck you bitch
>>149522801tit for tat. cancels out nothing to see here
>>149522802coomers are mentally ill, that's why
>>149522802Shut up you nerd
>>149522593what does that gif have to do with lewis tei
Just how good and also terrible was Chris Weidman
>>149522872Incredible 1-2 eye poke technique even greater at the art than the GOAT himself
just received intel that gaethje vs paddy will co-main 319
DDP should focus on reminding kwabzat what kadyrovs son did to him
>>149522963who would was you pick in a fight with between id think paddy desu from what we've seen recent but gaethjes wrestling is unseen and he trains at altitude
Paddy + Zatdaddy parlay looking tasty
NOW BEN JUSS NEED A CHIN TRANSPLANT AMMARITE KEK
I regret to inform that Ben Askren, will need even more lungs.
I think Payton Talbott legitimately threw that fight against Barcelos to gatekeep his fanbase
What fighters should the UFC force to fight each other on extremely short notice to fix this card?
>>149523063BedTimeMMA told that joke way funnier about 3 months ago try again buddy
>>149523063if frank ocean had bet 1 million dollars on a barcelos decision win over talbott he would have won like 15 million dollars
I had Emmett winning 3 rounds against Topura
>>149523076Paulo Costa and Roman Kopylov
>>149523063how does this gatekeep his fan base? and from what
what
>>149523076Realistically Evloev vs Pico should be the co-main on this card but Dana has a weird vendetta against Movsar for no reason
>>149523111It keeps fake one fair weather fans away
>>149523124ah good thing I boyed him on sight in contenders because he looked cute
Back from the gym.
Jerked off before leaving and realized already there that I smelled like Cock and sweat.
>>149523063>losing is actually...GOOD or something
>>149523167Don't care. heem is my personal blog
>>149523178understandable
i am going to be at 3pm on a monday good night
the age of start training after highschool and becoming a ranked ufc fighter is far behind us
>I am going to be
alright Descartes
>>149523112i guess at least mosvar will have more fans cheering for him in abu dabhi
>>149523097kek one of the judges (chris lee) literally had it 50-42 topuria, wtf is that score?
>>149523226Joshua Van started training at 18
Jean Silva started training at 19
Raoni Barcelos is in his Money Moicano arc right now.
>>149523226ranked heavyweight Martin buday played video games in his parents house and was morbidly obese for 10 straight years after high school and took up training in his late 20s
Although any other division you're mostly right, I think Payton Talbot started training after high school
>>149523257k well the age is coming
Jean Silva, man, people forget, what a faggot
Topiglet fled from Jeandaddy
schizoid
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>>149523294You wouldn't say that If he let the Lord Asassin loose
THE most followed active fighter during a full moon on a wednesday??
>>149523286>heavyweightdoesn't count. you don't need any training for HW
you could take bums of the streets and put them in HW id they have to size
ruffy1
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>>149523301Fled one fight nerd just to become prey to another fight nerd
>>149523307Reminds me of when Wilder did some voodoo alter ego shit and got knocked the fuck out by the Blob king
>>149523307I would rape his mom again and then smash his head with a menorah
Jean Silva sucked me off behind a Taco Bell dumpster and I know for a fact that it was him because he wouldn't stop barking
>>149523373I reckon that was a stray dog. You might wanna lay down the crack pipe
>>149523326I thought this until a bunch of huge ex NFL players have gotten fraud checked by average guys, still hw is a a super grim state outside of like 3 fighters
ilia topuria is too big for lightweight
Justin Gaethje is like a crack pipe. Inviting. Seductive. Teeming with power.
>>149523448those NFL players was too athletic for HW
>>149523476DC is too big for commentating
justin gaethje was born in the 1950s
Dagestani women look like THAT????
>>149523638Huh. I actually procreated with this woman. Crazy, I had nearly forgotten about that.
>>149523638I had sex with this woman many times. She's wild in bed. You wouldn't know of course.
>>149521099cruel to pit the only two germans on the roster against each other
i had sex with payton talbott
>>149523731Funny thing that.
I actually would know, as coincidence would have it. I believe her and I had intercourse even before you (supposedly) did. Sounds strange, but that's the way it is, I'm afraid.
I genuinely give Paddy a better chance against Ilia than Volk/Max/Charles. He's a hungry younger fighter entering his prime compared to three older guys that were long in the tooth. He's also an absolutely giant lad for the division
is there any president for a smaller guy being dominant over bigger guys in mma?
>>149523900scousers get knocked out lad
>>149523826Damn they were right you're so unfunny now
>>149524018zesty ahh cuckold fr
>>149523960President Daniel Cormier beat most of the big guys he faced expect one....
>>149523965never happened in the history of ever la'
>>149524061turn ur monitor off
Why does the ufc allow gay wrestling on the ground? There should be a rule if you don't finish the fight 10 seconds after a take down they stand back up
>>149524090What was Dana's problem? Does he not know the ancient traditions of the Maori?
>>149524138We don't use the n word here
Daniel "The Nigger" Cormier
>>149524139some white guy named james was getting freaky on his stage
>>149524020Hugo is a beast man
>>149523900paddy is the fat horse of the lightweight division. he will definitely give ilia some issues if he can eat the shots. his gameplan better not rely on being able to, though.
Israel "The Nigger" Adesanya
Francis "The Nigger" Ngannou
>>149523448I remember when some big colored assaulted a woman outside a club, he was some texas university super blob and then he got his ass knocked out cold by Roger Huerta lol
Can we ban this racist Italian? We don't tolerate intolerance here.
Derrick "The Nigger" Lewis
Kamaru "The Nigger" Usman
>>149523638They look like this
Notice how the shitalian won't touch /ourboy/ Rountree.
Kevin "The Nigger" Holland
hold on... let marvin vettori cook. i think he's going somewhere with this.
Oh Italy? he just calls em like he sees em
Khalil "The Nigger" Rountree
file
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post fighters' bread and butter techniques
Al Iaquinta has formerly retired from MMA
Less n-word more tranny webms let's go
Joaquin "The Nigger" Buckley
That seems to be a very popular nickname!
Curtis "The Nigger" Blaydes
topuria is SLOW at lightweight
everytime it took topuria to land a punch, oliveira slipped in 2
Guess we moved on from piglet posting to gamer words
Chris "The Nigger" Curtis
fuchl
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>you little scrap of toast
Anthony "The Nigger" Smith
I haven't seen this many n words spammed since bo nickal fought!
Hold on guys ill make the new
Jalin "The Nigger" Turner
Jamahal "The Nigger" Hill
Leon "The Nigger" Edwards
math
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>>149524514i don't know if that adds up i fearfully lament...
>>149524705saying the n word
Jairzinho "The Nigger" Rozenstruik
Jared "The Nigger" Cannonier
>>149522577Pedro Rizzo lost and Mark "the hammer" Coleman was robbed at UFC 18.
