Thread 149520337

news:
Ben Askren got a double lung transplant
>https://www.tmz.com/2025/06/30/ben-askren-undergoes-double-lung-transplant-surgery/

I'll kiss her Bum-hole mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah. Just like that

Finrand

Joshua Van is 15 years old

>>149520345
why did NSAC let topuria compete with the thanos glove? this should be a no contest

What the monitor sees

>>149520357
Toby you rascal

>>149520366
That's Auston Matthews

>>149520364
So what, you can still get sucked and fucked

Patrick Pimblett by knockout in round 1.

>>149520366
Killing jewish pedophiles works up an appetite.

Just how shit is Kai Kara-France

Is this achievable natty?

>>149520366
Why didn't daner sign him

>>149520366
Who would buy such a book

Paddy is a natural MW, has superior grappling, wrestling, and actually finishes with ground and pound. Topiglet's bacon bussy is fried, I fear.

>>149520398
James*

in the comain event we got dan ige taking on patricio pitbull this is a bad ass fight

>>149520407
Yt boi piglets that wish they could use their oink stick in public

>>149520407
Most politically charged book sales are driven by PAC money. Then they hand them out for free at conventions and rallies or distribute to friends in media.

>>149520438
Grim Kyle deserves better

>>149520438
Hey who let this normal person on heem.gov

pitbull holds a perfect defeated record in the ufc and looks to defend his 0 against perennial #14 featherweight dan ige

Holy shit Im fuckin jacked and I haven't even lifted for days lfg

It's happening.

>>149520467
This nigga gets in on with kyler phillips if you get my innuendo

>>149520467
Real one

>>149520470
This is an ironic shitpost right

>>149520473
I will be watching that crap.

>>149520479
what business is it of yours what two consenting adults do

>>149520485
Not sure what youre asking can you rephrase your question?

>>149520467
Marcus secured himself a pawg milf

>>149520479
Kyler has to be one of the worst Nu-American names along with Brantley and Jayden.

>>149520467
And what about when his kids ask him what it says? Fucking idiot

>>149520470
Close your closet b this is a civilized country.

>>149520499
What the hell

>>149520473
Nordic™ bros they are directly mocking us

>>149520503
NOooooooo somebody think about the children, please why won't anybody think of the hecking children??

>>149520503
He is at the helm of the Munchies with Marcus project you see? So he could very well be talking about when he cooks up some of his iconic dishes from the Web series so far.

>>149520508
Topiglet fears him doesn’t he

>>149520519
I'm a redditor now just because I think you should be decent in the way you bring up kids. I bet your mum let you hear her get fucked ever night, that's why you can't relate. Poor you haha

Oh wait it's Monday so I can get away with this and make it back for heems:
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis

>>149520503
You should let your kids know their mom is a bop and she can't live without it in her mouth desu

>>149520522
Well obviously it's got a double meaning

>>149520522
This is the obvious truth behind his delectable double entendre oh that Markus Mäki is one heck of a jokester

>>149520541
Unholy

Charles wins the rematch

Remember that brit faggot who bet on shartles

*slow filter sweep*
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis
*huge drop*
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis

it same shit as volk and max but faster because charles is dumb as fuck and topuria is even stronger now. give him that opening and goodnight because thats all he trains for.

straight drop

>>149520557
I mean, it saves time for the birds and bees later. Yes little Timmy your mom enjoyed it when NUTTED ALL UP IN HER BOX!

>>149520568
Toby is itt b talmbout armenian assholes and children's rights

>>149520533
From reading "meat" on an apron all the way to listening to your mother getting fucked is an awfully big jump.

Joe RogaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAN!!

>>149520548
>>149520573
>>149520587
Wipe the bacon bussy, sad piggy.

>>149520587
Virtue signaling is how he copes with being a cazzie?

niggas with no titles: Islam Mahkachev

Where is spammy? Did he run down to print and frame some armpit photos for his wall?

>>149520589
His mom is a bop

>>149520599
I think he's sincere you can say what you like about Black Toby but he seems to be quite straight

Snoooooooooooooop

Enjoy it while it lasts

>>149520508
>misses weight for a much-anticipated title fight with the P4P #1
>pulls out literally last minute with the lie of a back injury
>Dana is understandably pissed, but goes so far as to repeat the lie of a back injury to cover for him
>gets a peace-making offer in Gamrot for his next fight, lower in the rankings as punishment for missing weight but nonetheless a payday
>Arman refuses, saying publicly the UFC has disrespected him and he should only fight for the title
>Dana drops the lie of the back injury come UFC 317 and says openly Arman missed weight for a title fight, and implies he needs to get back into the company's good graces
>Arman continues to seethe on social media and shit the bed, almost certainly blocking himself from a title shot once again
This do is fuckin stupid yo

>>149520604
Nigga on the lookout for xer bullies when xhe should be clappin' armpitussy at the dog park!

>>149520582
Sounds quite erotic

>betrays Jesus to sell porn
>shills for israel
>get flatline heemed into the shartosphere
KWAB

When the pork in the piggy gotta drop it like it's hoooot

Where is my pit slut?

>>149520623
>max below 2 guys he beat

Erin get over here and sniff my smelly armpit NOW like a good slave.

could Holloway win the lightweight championship?

>>149520613
Yo sad piglet, wipe the bacon bussy.

Now.

not even racist but /heem/ as been quite about there being ZERO black champs

Erdaddy absolutely bodied those freaks in the pedo pigpen.

He used to spam scat, trannies, gore and that fat moderator, now it's just armpits...
All my goats are flushed, even spammy

>>149520664
SNIFF PIT SLAVE!! SNIFF!

Chicken breast filet and jasmine rice btw, a paprika and lime based marinade

>HRRRRRR

>HRRRRRRE

>OIIIIINK

>>149520683
Not bad lad, I made chicken alfredo, shouldn't have breaded the cutlet.

>>149520683
Wipe the bacon bussy!

>>149520673
Spammy has been flushed for YEARS now honestly I just dont have anything better to do than rev up the little freak. (And thats more of an indictment on myself than anything I am aware)

>>149520381
truly remarkable that ilia doubters spam the same clips i would post to demonstrate how unbeatable he is

>>149520648
When Max first knocked out Justin they put him at #10

>>149520701
Nice one bappa breaded isn't my favorite either it's more scran than food when it's that fatty

>>149520726
Fer sure, next time just a nice pan sear and finished in the oven.

>>149520726
Yo sad piggy this finna make you feel happy.

Wipe the bacon bussy!!

How do you respond without sounding mad?

Who the fuck gave the tranny the idea for this persona?

>>149520757
You think we give him ideas?

>>149520742
Pan sear the lard from this bacon bussy, playa.

>only 1 canadian champion
sad!

Piggy!!!!

bro we geeeet it you're obsessed with armpits gawd dawlg

just looked up american ufc champions and it was a row of bantus

Spamming is the lowest form of the art that is shitposting.

Armpiggy!

>>149520771
OK that one actually made me laugh a bit. Going to check into a mental institution.

Casey O'Neill pitjob

>>149520757
I can't find the thread it started in but he was spamming mugshots then the main picture and now just a man's armpit

>>149520811
Tell ya sad piggy to wipe this shit up, playa.

>>149520834
OINK ON IT!!!

>>149520811
It's disgraceful b anyways:
Ilja Tuupanen

>>149520834
Tyla is a trans woman

10% of the thread is spammy posting some anons pit

me to wahranis

>>149520839
His name is Jack Hermansson

>>149520839
That kicks it, I ain't celebrating 4th of July this year

america produces mental illness

WhoTF is this jit doing post fight podcasts

>>149520873
*points and screeches at you*

>>149520862
Sad piggy wipe armpiggy!!

>>149520750
the eye test frees you from gerrymandered factoids

>>149520868
DC could stumble out of happy hour at Chili's and heem Hall.

>>149520757
hopefully someone gives him the idea to commit suicide

>>149520873
German fighters?

>>149520839
Divine and conquer eh? Very helwani of you buddy

>>149520963
Dustin Stoltzfous

Khey brazza ai wan dat you killing yourself brazza

>>149520963
ilia topuria

>>149520963
Abus

>>149521000
I shit on

>>149520994
wow... really puts in perspective how boring islam is

>>149520965
>>149520979
Wipe the armpiggy!!!

Hearing reports that Princess Armpiggy is in the IRC oinking for help.

Ilia Topuria is invincible

Excellence
Finesse
Abus.

In all seriousness though your skin shouldn’t be that leathery and especially not in your 20s

>>149520942
I tried brazza khe not listen

Looking forward to the next 8-12 weeks of armpit spam

>>149521024
>Topiglets when they haven’t oinked for Slamdaddy in 3 minutes

>>149521050
Sounds as if his pork panties are in a twist I fear.

>>149521074
yes brazza dis guy is like khabib

>>149520978
Abus heemed him

anthony smith the movie

Australia don't have boxing brazza

>>149521103
yes brazza I WILL strike.

>>149521099
PA Dutch bros...

*intimidates you*

>>149521103
Yeah sadly they don't

>>149521073
>>149521103
Wiping armpiggy make sad piggy happy!!

>>149521118
I no champion anymore brazza

Bro thinks Topiglet will defend LMFAO

>>149521124
Clitia fights once a year

>>149521081
just wait until i can stop pretending islam is good

>>149521145
That was when he had to make featherweight.

>>149521139
his first defence is paddy b

azazel smite you all

Topiglet will bloat to 170 and then never fight again

>>149521165
Dana HATES that fight

>>149521174
>Yeah, I'm Italian. How could you tell?

I am a fat fraud

>>149521147
Someone holding a gun to your head nigga? You can stop pretending now.

>>149521187
He hates Arman even more

>>149521192
Wipe the bacon bussy, sad piggy!!

>>149521192
alhamdulliah brazza

>>149521192
We knew that without the green name

>>149521211
inshallah brazza
oink indeed

daner hates dricus but he respects his cripping. after arman gets a thunderous tko win over dan hooker dana will have no choice but grant him a title shot

Dana hates anyone with hair

Doo said crippin with a g.

Sleepy piggy!!

>>149520414
Thats a zestily graceful takedown

Ilia vs Arman (toptoro wins)
Paddy vc Garth (paddy wins

then Ilia vs Paddy (toptoro wins)

There daner i saved the lw division

>>149521195
ilia needs "good" wins post-featherweight to become an undisputed goat. islam is one of the only big fish to catch, i lament.

>UFC
>UFC BJJ
>POWERSLAP
>TKO BOXING

Makwan walked so Omar could run.
Finnish excelence right here

Doo needs to have his opinion validated by external parties. Oh nahh.

>>149521280
>Ilia vs Arman
Dana said no, retard.

>>149521285
>p-p-please make Topiglet look goo-OINK OINK

KWAB!!!

>>149520345
holy shit that was clean

>>149521361
I need to grapple dis wild cowboy gangstr Bryce

>>149521316
it's only business. ilia becoming an established goat will lead to a lot of great things. future fighters will idolize him and his style rather than boring shitters, for example.

Dana Said

>>149521410
Nobody gives a shit about Topiglet except brown third worlders.

>>149521442
Vacate? Dana say he stripp me

WEEMSTRONG ILL TAKE ON ANYOEN

Topiglets are sad and need someone to tell them Clitia is a pretty piggy :(

>>149521460
brazza is I pretty pig?

>>149521410
Islam has never had a boring fight albeit

>>149521442
ok now show the views on a non muzzie channel

Well known Arabic Muslim channel mma junkie

I am in an arranged marriage and was never good enough for my fazza

bigmarcel24 is the only credible mma source

>>149521507
screenshot the comment section bappa

>>149520399
what am i looking at ?

hey hey one more thing you guys hey everybody

>>149521519
I'll oink for you brazza

>>149520666
yeah okay satan

https://youtu.be/5BC2hVCl6s8
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis
Rape dagiiiiiis
Rape dagis
Rape pakiiiiiis
Rape pakis
Rape dagiiiiiis
Rape dagis

>>149521519
*holy shit chants*

>>149521442
obvious bait but the islam video is an exclusive interview, ilia's is from a press event that a lot of other mma channels covered

>>149521519
Wipe the bacon bussy, sad piggy.

Now!!

My Aljodaddy’s BBC needs spitshining… looks like I’ll be having an early dinner tonight

KHABEEL NORMGODOV YOU FAZZA KILLING SON OF A BITCH

>>149521617
??? why did brazza chase me to 170lbs?

Colby vindicated.

>>149521617
>359k views in 10 days

Wow.

Truly nobody gives a fuck about Topiglet maybe we need to tell him he's a pretty piggy!!

I just cut my cock off
I'm a girl now

https://youtu.be/kpnoibF4eNg?si=yzE79YM4pDPl2L1T
>11,334,593 views
>1 day ago

>>149521669
White excellence on display.

Clitia still flicks her bacon bean to McBussy.

>>149521569
pantoja owns you bro

*munch munch munch*
*fart*
Ka-bib I make for you something

>>149521617
>>149521669
Proper Irish Catholic channels.

>>149521442
Muslim moron

>>149521669
>the only other time they've done this

I'm using the fat fuck and his inbred friends to buy a yacht!

>>149521691
Wipe the bacon bussy.

Now.

>>149521727
brazza send invite I oink for you I promise

I'm only into Finnish men I lament

>>149521460
International fight week. What in the actual fuck? Makes me want to slap Anik when he mentions this shit. Only trannies and other weirdos have "week"s. We don't need or want that. And I'm sure I've already heard about it twice already this year, or am I going mad?

>>149521698
Holloway vs. Gaethje went up right away

>>149521695
This piggy is steamin'.

We got all the stars here with their classic posting. Ill be back later when they are gone.

New collab item for pride month

>>149521743
You're already a bit mental Tobes but it's why you're a heemster

For me, it was the BK Quad Stacker.

>>149521742
>>149521766
Oink on it.

Now.

>>149521775
I only oink for brazza Sneed allah

>>149521775
See >>149521740

Why does Guru have a high pitched voice

Can you guys believe Islam and DC actually post here? we are so lucky

>>149521788
Wipe the bacon bussy!!

>>149521792
He hates his life! He has no friends! Also Jon Jones is gay.

>>149521810
Brazza me first I do for Finland

Jon Jones is so gay, I got scared

Pride month ends tomorrow bros...

>>149521864
Mestre da pizza.... Uma delicia.

>>149521865
Jonesbros...

>>149521865
....

>>149521864
mmmm pizza in a bowl

>>149521864
The three olives really tie it all together

>>149521865
pride rulez

>>149521957
Need Paddy to enter his evilchad phase.

Cheyanne Vlismus, I don't know why I love her so much. Is she Armenian too?

>>149521957
Rogan can't contain himself

>>149520633
all's well that ends well as they say

>>149521957
paddy is wearing 4 inch heels and ilias spine is compressed from the conducted effort

Cheyanne kissmus

No (You)s no replies Toby you know how it is

imagine if ilia learned the head and body kick techniques

Kiss me

>>149521957
265 lbs paddy squaring off with ilia is hilarious

>>149522001
I said oink on it.

Now.

Bit gay

For Christmas

>>149521957
Look at Jewish Rogan smiling in the back after orchestrating this

>>149522009
His leg doesn’t go up that high

>>149522022
So? Are you 15? Kek

>>149522025
is this the Finn?

>>149521957
I want to see Topuria versus Gaethje

>>149521864
this is the ethnic food half my country wants to kill the other half for. chills.

Davey fuckin GRANT

>>149522046
It's sneed you try hard neek how would an 80 iq pakistani find a picture of me

if you look very closely you can see some kind of green laser blind charles in both eyes right before the heem

>>149521996
Talmbout heels b?

jim miller

>>149522048
desu I do too, it's been awhile since I got to see that dog with the tard in him swing bombs and get life-changing CTE within two minutes

yum jp buys sloppy seconds kiss kiss

>>149522046
looks like the infamous kc poster and notorious pedophile gustav

Dwight fuckin Grant

>>149522064
Where's the 360 camera for this one

>>149522075
Keeeeeeek

>>149522075
If you ever manage to get a woman you'll find she's had a boyfriend before. Maybe even 7+ of them depending on how old she is. Another little Doodle of a ting haha

I'm not a fucking doodle

>>149522105
He’s a Chinese chomo who exclusively goes for little boys, sadly

>>149521442
Good.

>>149522092
Hahaha I love this. Don't know why it was funny though, pretty standard dig

>>149522119
brazza little boys? where?

Remember this name

>>149522122
>Poleman
That's a gay niggas name if I ever heard one

>>149522136
360 cam at home

>>149522123
Canada man very funny I want to give him my girl pussy

>>149522119
Quite a mad man. And look at his name kek, I don't know why it how he's done this. But it only works if it ruffles someone's feathers but that just my name

>>149522123
Don't overthink it it's just jokes and humorous wordplay, except the dagi stuff is 100% factual

>>149522122
Paddy heems

>>149522176
>Mick Parkin didn't even have a scratch on his face when he tangled with Polish Power Marcin Tybura
Levels.

The Finn after he talks shit about me again

>>149522180
You're talking to the pakster T, just ignore him when he replies to (You)

>>149522136
Good weight control, most fighters never get their full weight into it

Ilia Topuria zesty push

O PADDEH THE BADDEH

Dana "Who Let That Happen?" White

Mhhhhmmmm

>>149522187
But that was a long kek you must've found it really funny so I genuinely thought I might have missed a nice bit of subtle witt that made it hilarious. It it was simply just the "seconds" then golly gosh

>>149522213
>>149521957

>>149522201
I have Poppa Pump chances of beating you in hand to hand combat thougheverbeit

Hoesntly? The only meme here worth repeating like an mantra is Bo Nigger. You guys postung rebetidive bullshit and not that really shows your testosterone levels. Respectfully.

>>149522235
>NYYYYEEEEHHH

I'm going to have to go and watch Jim Norton's new special for some respite and real comedy. This place is going down hill.
Anyone want to watch with me? It's really funny

>>149522234
The content of the post isn't as important to the joke as the name, I was laughing at the name

>>149522262
Oh

>>149522193
Polemon is a greek not a roman lmao

Need it or Sneed it?
https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1939723033683640469

I'm not going to avoid Canada, I really don't mind him, he always keeps things light hearted. He can be nice sometimes too

>>149522235
Zesty lil ting, ye?

>dropped by the black country banger
>Volk coming off a brutal KO
>Volk's son drained after a 5 round war with bum ass Gaethje
>some double digit loss Bumzillian who got bussy pounded by Paul Felder
Let me know when Shillia gets a good win.

How do I make money fast without having to resort to robbing? I'm fucked up beyond belief.

PFL needs to capitalization on the Strickland hyoe now and sign that smelly beaner Hernandez who flipped him and Curtis off, this. could. be. big.

>>149522291
Pokemon is Japanese you dumb Turk

>>149522303
need it

>>149522262
Wipe the bacon bussy, sad piggy!!

>>149522303
clitia is gender fluidia

>>149522303
Is this what he was filming before the Volk fight

>>149522312
Thanks tobes

>>149522351
Wipe it.

Now.

>>149522330
Burglary, safer than mugging and you can work your own hours

Ilia became double champ all whilst filming a blockbuster movie unlike a a certain gigantic bitch (Gane)

>>149522370
Does this count the 2 million followers he bought?

Shookpuria status: Shooken

>>149522330
Open up a fraudulent charity and keep half of the donations maybe more, aka The Jollie Way

>>149522312
Leafs are great there's only one who's not and even he is just the bronze medalist of the three flags of doom, not even a bridesmaid I'm afraid

>>149522370
>with less than 1/10 the posts
Pisslam cels...
Ugly bros...
Inbred Chads...

>>149522383
you think opening a gofundme and pretending to be a tranny that needs money to move away from home is good?

>>149522370
I kneel brazza.

>>149522356
Don't thank me. I don't want it to be seen as we're friends k

nina drama is 36 and aging rapidly

Khabib slaps like a girl

>>149522404
That short term you Dodo. You need to do it for the kiddooos

>>149522404
>Tranny
Poiriers wife is a real woman

>>149522431
Hey hey, calm... Down

>>149522417
this guy hits hard

Jolie is going to have amazing tits when the baby comes out

Clitia really bought half his followers lmao

Why are all the Topiglet cazzies calling Clitia a double champ? He forfeited the FW belt in fear of being AGPregnated by Movdaddy.

>>149522381
um actually I bought us those and yes they count

>>149522457
a pawg milf even

That's why he'll never make money

ALL THE CANADIANS ARE HERE

>>149522421
Who's shorts pattern is this it looks Mayan

Charlesbroles we had a good run

>>149522424
Hermansson has always had terrible striking and never improved. This heem was overdue for him; he should have switched gym or retired a long time ago

>>149522485
3rd place abdi has joined the thread wariaa wanaagsan abdi I trust you made masjid last week subhanalla

>>149522338
You're a savage, evil and stupid beast.

>>149522519
Kai Kara France's, he's Mayan I hear

>>149522532
Just how shit is Joe poofart?

>>149522494
tfw no fitpawg mommy milf

How are we feeling about this Saturdays card?

It’s happening

>>149522577
His bussy is about to become pulled pork

>>149522424
Hobocop gained negative heem karma for the follow-up shot I fear

>>149522572
Joe would've heemed Jack worse than Robocop if didn't shit himself before the fight you dumdum

>>149522593
oops wrong img
here's the actual card

>>149522577
Who's the skirt

>>149522572
He's basically Darren Till if Darren Till threw more punches and wasn't obese

>>149522577
nah he did alright

Paddy vs Gaethje at 319

what would tony ferguson custom shorts look like

>>149522726
sonic themed

these goofies might get suspended and chris is supposed to fight this weekend

the commission is bitch made they're not suspending anyone

>>149522712
Got any of her tits muff or arse

>>149522737
but with this sonic

you mean next weekend

>>149522740
>>149522755
Wtf shitland actually hit him and he's no abubakar who was punished

dont ever poke the bear like this, this dudes lucky security was in there

kara-france sucks lol, doo never stood a chance

>>149522755
Whats this?

I donated my lungs to Ben Askren

>>149522780
have you seen booboo? he should get a suspension from life askren style

Why do people insist of using this general for endless coomer posting when there’s multiple porn boards?

>>149522787
The two of them couldn't even drop him

>>149522613
Post karmic Heems.

>>149522801
I don't really know what it is he does

>>149522802
fuck you bitch

>>149522801
Hoyl kek.

>>149522835
i have chills

>>149522801
tit for tat. cancels out nothing to see here

>>149522802
coomers are mentally ill, that's why

>>149522802
Shut up you nerd

>>149522593
what does that gif have to do with lewis tei

Just how good and also terrible was Chris Weidman

FUCKIN COOM RIGHT NOW

>>149522872
Incredible 1-2 eye poke technique even greater at the art than the GOAT himself

just received intel that gaethje vs paddy will co-main 319

DDP should focus on reminding kwabzat what kadyrovs son did to him

>>149522963
who would was you pick in a fight with between id think paddy desu from what we've seen recent but gaethjes wrestling is unseen and he trains at altitude

Paddy + Zatdaddy parlay looking tasty

NOW BEN JUSS NEED A CHIN TRANSPLANT AMMARITE KEK

I regret to inform that Ben Askren, will need even more lungs.

I think Payton Talbott legitimately threw that fight against Barcelos to gatekeep his fanbase

What fighters should the UFC force to fight each other on extremely short notice to fix this card?

>>149523063
BedTimeMMA told that joke way funnier about 3 months ago try again buddy

>>149523063
if frank ocean had bet 1 million dollars on a barcelos decision win over talbott he would have won like 15 million dollars

I had Emmett winning 3 rounds against Topura

>>149523076
Paulo Costa and Roman Kopylov

>>149523063
how does this gatekeep his fan base? and from what
what

>>149523076
Realistically Evloev vs Pico should be the co-main on this card but Dana has a weird vendetta against Movsar for no reason

>>149523111
It keeps fake one fair weather fans away

>>149523124
ah good thing I boyed him on sight in contenders because he looked cute

Back from the gym.
Jerked off before leaving and realized already there that I smelled like Cock and sweat.

>>149523151
nobody asked

>>149523063
>losing is actually...GOOD or something

>>149523167
Don't care. heem is my personal blog

>>149523178
understandable
i am going to be at 3pm on a monday good night

the age of start training after highschool and becoming a ranked ufc fighter is far behind us

>I am going to be
alright Descartes

>>149523112
i guess at least mosvar will have more fans cheering for him in abu dabhi

>>149523097
kek one of the judges (chris lee) literally had it 50-42 topuria, wtf is that score?

>>149523226
Joshua Van started training at 18
Jean Silva started training at 19

Raoni Barcelos is in his Money Moicano arc right now.

>>149523226
ranked heavyweight Martin buday played video games in his parents house and was morbidly obese for 10 straight years after high school and took up training in his late 20s

Although any other division you're mostly right, I think Payton Talbot started training after high school

>>149523257
k well the age is coming

Jean Silva, man, people forget, what a faggot

>>149523226
punctuation b

Topiglet fled from Jeandaddy

>>149523294
You wouldn't say that If he let the Lord Asassin loose

THE most followed active fighter during a full moon on a wednesday??

>>149523286
>heavyweight
doesn't count. you don't need any training for HW
you could take bums of the streets and put them in HW id they have to size

>>149523301
Fled one fight nerd just to become prey to another fight nerd

3 LUNGS!!!!

>>149523307
Reminds me of when Wilder did some voodoo alter ego shit and got knocked the fuck out by the Blob king

>>149523307
I would rape his mom again and then smash his head with a menorah

Jean Silva sucked me off behind a Taco Bell dumpster and I know for a fact that it was him because he wouldn't stop barking

>>149523373
I reckon that was a stray dog. You might wanna lay down the crack pipe

>>149523326
I thought this until a bunch of huge ex NFL players have gotten fraud checked by average guys, still hw is a a super grim state outside of like 3 fighters

ilia topuria is too big for lightweight

Justin Gaethje is like a crack pipe. Inviting. Seductive. Teeming with power.

>>149523448
those NFL players was too athletic for HW

>>149523476
DC is too big for commentating

>>149523508
suckable

justin gaethje was born in the 1950s

Dagestani women look like THAT????

>>149523598
>No Usman
0/19

>>149523638
Huh. I actually procreated with this woman. Crazy, I had nearly forgotten about that.

>>149523638
I had sex with this woman many times. She's wild in bed. You wouldn't know of course.

>>149521099
cruel to pit the only two germans on the roster against each other

i had sex with payton talbott

>>149523731
Funny thing that.

I actually would know, as coincidence would have it. I believe her and I had intercourse even before you (supposedly) did. Sounds strange, but that's the way it is, I'm afraid.

I genuinely give Paddy a better chance against Ilia than Volk/Max/Charles. He's a hungry younger fighter entering his prime compared to three older guys that were long in the tooth. He's also an absolutely giant lad for the division

is there any president for a smaller guy being dominant over bigger guys in mma?

>>149523900
scousers get knocked out lad

>>149523826
Damn they were right you're so unfunny now

>>149524018
zesty ahh cuckold fr

>>149523960
President Daniel Cormier beat most of the big guys he faced expect one....

>>149523965
never happened in the history of ever la'

>>149524061
turn ur monitor off

Why does the ufc allow gay wrestling on the ground? There should be a rule if you don't finish the fight 10 seconds after a take down they stand back up

Jon "The Nigger" Jones

>>149524090
What was Dana's problem? Does he not know the ancient traditions of the Maori?

>>149524138
We don't use the n word here

Daniel "The Nigger" Cormier

>>149524139
some white guy named james was getting freaky on his stage

>>149524138
POTY

>>149523598
>>149523640

>>149524020
Hugo is a beast man

>>149523900
paddy is the fat horse of the lightweight division. he will definitely give ilia some issues if he can eat the shots. his gameplan better not rely on being able to, though.

Israel "The Nigger" Adesanya

Francis "The Nigger" Ngannou

>>149523448
I remember when some big colored assaulted a woman outside a club, he was some texas university super blob and then he got his ass knocked out cold by Roger Huerta lol

Daddy Pimblett

Can we ban this racist Italian? We don't tolerate intolerance here.

Derrick "The Nigger" Lewis

Kamaru "The Nigger" Usman

>>149523638
They look like this

Notice how the shitalian won't touch /ourboy/ Rountree.

Kevin "The Nigger" Holland

Paddy the Daddy

hold on... let marvin vettori cook. i think he's going somewhere with this.

mentally untouchable

Oh Italy? he just calls em like he sees em

Khalil "The Nigger" Rountree

Bobby "The Nigger" Green

post fighters' bread and butter techniques

Al Iaquinta has formerly retired from MMA

Less n-word more tranny webms let's go

Herb Dane

Joaquin "The Nigger" Buckley

That seems to be a very popular nickname!

Curtis "The Nigger" Blaydes

topuria is SLOW at lightweight

everytime it took topuria to land a punch, oliveira slipped in 2

Guess we moved on from piglet posting to gamer words

Chris "The Nigger" Curtis

I defecate on bus

Neil "The Nigger" Magny

deploy the n bomb

Anthony "The Nigger" Smith

I haven't seen this many n words spammed since bo nickal fought!

a line has been crossed

Hold on guys ill make the new

Jalin "The Nigger" Turner

Italy's got next thread

Jamahal "The Nigger" Hill

Leon "The Nigger" Edwards

What's his endgame?

>>149524514
i don't know if that adds up i fearfully lament...

>>149524705
saying the n word

Jairzinho "The Nigger" Rozenstruik

Ciryl "The Nigger" Gane

>>149524783
>>149524783
>>149524783

Jared "The Nigger" Cannonier

>>149522577
Pedro Rizzo lost and Mark "the hammer" Coleman was robbed at UFC 18.