Thread 149523195

>Order of Play
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>Draws
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https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/ladies-singles

>Scores
flashscore.com/tennis

>Streams
freestreams-live.fi/
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Previous: >>149520245

how did a loser like De Minaur manage to pull a babe like Boulter?

>>149523195 (OP)
First for minge.

>>149523212
english roses love big aussie willy

Let your country down Katie

>>149523212
It's almost like what you read on 4chan isn't true

um can you go back to the old thread and give me some (yous)? i posted just after the nu links and i feel terrible about it

>>149523246
don't block your face with the phone you dumb bitch

WE'RE IN HERE
>>149523204
>>149523204
>>149523204

Sex with Iga

Any Eva Lys updates?

>>149523246
elina :) is alive!

vendy and kris won their first match with a tiebreak bagel!

>>149523266
mong

>>149523246
kek don't let Iva see bottom left with her strawberry obsession

>>149523278
Still a whore

>>149523278
I just checked and she's still hot.

dont care about tennis
love me wimbledon
simple as

>>149523285
>10-0 in the match tie break
Nice

>>149523274
Yep, I'm drinking all of that

>>149523212
She's also a loser so it works out

Mika is yet another player who spends too much time thinking about the last point when she should be thinking about the next one.

>>149523315
My mum is like this. She doesn't watch tennis but for two weeks a year she has it on the telly nonstop.

CAM ON KATEH

>>149523349
as is british tradition
get the strawberries and cream in lad

Bit warm today.

Literally who can stop Brooksgoat

CUM ON KATEH

>>149523378
What a heckin' Chonker

>>149523378
just turned on the heating, closed all the windows, put on a thick pullover and made some hot chocolate since i could see a cloud in the distance

Surely they could have given Gyalor another day of rest

g'wan katy lass (and get the legs out more)

>>149523432
Just reading that made me sweat.

>>149523381
Literally no one

why put two fitties against each other in the first round
fucking waste

CMON FRITZ
END THIS N

>>149523352
this male ballboy is a pervert, we must get him cancelled

The white stuff is not what I think it is lads?

>>149523378
hairiest pussy i've seen since the emma leaks came out

>>149523513
Candles that burn twice as bright burn half as long sadly.

In the 90s Fritz and GMP would have played out a 5 set 12 hour match with no rallies over 3 strokes and it would have been kino.

Katie playing quite well.

>>149523556
>can't take the bants

badosa looks far more athletic than boulter who looks like she enjoys a good cocktail

>>149523552
it's pretty kino anyway desu
you dont notice how bad fritz's movement is when he's playing a servebot

asked chatgpt to write me a script that will iteratively compress my mp4s if they're over 4MB until they're under 4MB

now I can record for more than 15 seconds

Based Mpepsi Picard. He's like Fils but good

Moorgs is SHAKING rn

>>149523590
Gambling degenerates mainly, they can't take any bants either.

S H I T Z
H
I
T
Z

So we assume when they're wearing black shorts the crimson tide is in?

>>149523596
>boulter who looks like she enjoys a good cock
heh

'shi Perriserve can get some nice rallies when the points don't end with just the serve.

>>149523519
>stare at a 16 year old girl's arse - NONCE!
>don't stare at a 16 year old girl's arse - QUEER!
modern life is so hard to understand sometimes

>>149523649
kek, nice

Fuck Taylor Fritz

>>149523612
>Fils
What happened to him?

>>149523649
gesturing the amount of games she'll win next round

>>149523649
How many slams am I going to have in 2 weeks time?

>"We seem evenly matched on the tennis court, shall we settle this on the mud wrestling court?"
>"Excellent idea Katie. If after that we're still even, let's have a kissing contest, anon will be the judge."

>>149523682
Back AIDS from Rg

>>149523649

>hey Carlos, i fingered myself tonight with 2 fingers while thinking of you, but everyone will think it's a victory sign huahahaha

>>149523679
elf from artemis fowl looking ass

Seeing Badosa made me remember chubby Emma

>>149523649
"How many holes do you want filled Emma?"

>>149523649
the height of british comedy

>>149523649
>2 Slams? No way!

Boulter mogs Badosa so hard and Boulter isn't even that pretty.

>>149523689
More chance of me winning the EuroMillions

>>149523714
Sinner’s next conquest

>>149523212
Sometimes when in good mood I think women maybe be open to dating(if single), and just showing her attention and beging a good man can be enough to get her attention IDK I never tried

Like being a flowers to flowers to babe and say wouldn't you like to go to date one day someday maybe haha???)))

Of course looks and social status helps
I me real wouldn't bring flowers to Ashley in fear of rejection and making her uncomfortable
But if I was top5 ATP handsome I would have confidence to do so

>>149523725
true. swan mogs both

if yall know ball so much why dont yall just put a 64-line accumulator on tomorrow's results and become a billionaire?

>>149523274
No wins
No sponsors
No money
Now it's either find a loaded man or start onlyfans

>>149523714
oh my chubby little billionaire rat, please suffocate me with those thighs

I hate how all the women wear the exact same nike outfit

>>149523760
It's better to think you can do something than to try and find out you can't.

>>149523691
>>149523712
For me, it's Dia vs Jayden

>>149523745
Yep, I don't understand how someone from the ATP hasn't tried to rizz up Best Emma still. Or maybe they have and failed? Just seems so unlikely that a goddess like her would not be constantly courted

>>149523787
I would entice her with a piece of cheese.

>>149523790
man is addicted to going 5 sets with shitters. this is the sort of bum djokobitch was farming slams against in the pre-sincarazian era

>>149523787
She makes too much money for players who get their F-150's repossessed

>offering bananas
that guy's racist

>>149523796
That's a good tactic

>>149523760
Women are extremely unreliable. Betting on them is economic suicide.

Why don't they just hit the ball right in the corner so the other player can't get it?

badosa, please get it together. we cannot let the english press have a feel-good story

>>149523782
For me? Dia vs Dragonlily

>>149523847
tennis is a 5th-tier sport. all of the people with the aim and skill to hit that kind of shot are playing darts

>>149523848
There's a few feel good stories already today where the British players are concerned. Nothing will last in to the second week though (maybe Draper).

ashlyn :)

>>149523840
her teef are all wonky

>>149523432
It's cold and rainy now here. Like really cold, sweater and jacket coat. The weather perfect for drawing of having cute american gf with perfect skin teeth hair under this cold rain, in a wool socks and in a rainy boots, enjoying the fresh air holding hands smiling shining cuz we are young and rich and handsome and future is bright! And cold rainy evening is so nice to dream of cuddling together in front of fireplace drinking warm tea with honey or berries.

Ashlyn :)

Ashlyn :)

>>149523812
true and somehow he always gets mentioned as a wimby "dark horse"

mika :(

>big ash smashed
well done. that big balkanbrit was a bit intimidating. wonder if she'll keep getting taller

real talk we need Fritz in the draw still cuz otherwise there is literally no one apart from Rath in this side of the draw

Based gigachin

>iva at 6am

damn it!!

>>149523936
phoarr bless you

Why can I not see Rune in the draw anymore? Did he get a bye

>>149523962
>wonder if she'll keep getting taller
fucking hope so, imagine if we get a 6'4 brit slag and turn her into a proper servebot

>>149524016
He got a bye bye

>>149523982
Just set an alarm

>>149523962
I hope not because if she gets to 6'3ish she'll be lumbering around the court like a baby giraffe. She is huge for 16 though, I can see it happening.

How did British singles players do on WC R1 so far?

>Advance
Tarvet (def. Riedi)
Norrie (def. Bautista Agut)
Fery (def. Popyrin)
Harris (def. Lajovic)
Kartal (def. Ostapenko)
Raducanu (def. Xu)
Boulter (def. Badosa)

>Eliminated
Crawford (lost vs. Bellucci)
Fearnley (lost vs. Fonseca)
Searle (lost vs. Quinn)
Klugman (lost vs. Fernandez)
Dart (lost vs. Galfi)
Xu (lost vs. Raducanu)
Stojsavljevic (lost vs. Krueger)

>Will play tomorrow
Monday – Paul
Evans – Clarke
Loffhagen – Martinez
Pinnington – Etcheverry
Draper – Baez
Watson – Tauson
Burrage – McNally
Jones – Starodubtseva

Paula is finished as a player

Paula you absolute shitter

time for badosa to retire. her and lys can team up and concentrate on their social media content together

GO ON KATIE :)
Wimbledon magic

Now Tsitsipas needs to lose so we can get couple 'tok content

Katie :)

Paula ):

Oh dear lmao.

>5,000.000° Kelvin outside
>finally cool enough to open the windows to let out the recirculated fart air
>curryniggers next door start making dinner on the veranda
>other neighbours are smoking weed
fml

Boulter is sex

Katie :)

>>149524118
With Demon watching

>>149524074
bretty gud, Dart the only real side eye considering she has a lot more grass experience than her opponent but you can't expect anything from her these days maybe expected Fearnley to atleast not get beaten so badly.

Badosapas 1st rounded lol.

>>149524115
Do some mingling lad, get stoned and have a curry. Perfect Monday night.

It'll be Paula's turn to get the gamblers wrath tonight.

well done katie!

>>149523936
Wow pretty pretty pretty legs!!!! Lore post please!

I hate Fritz so much

Brooksby is the only player with autism to not drop a set so far at this year's Wimbledon #ibmstats

>>149524115
>idyllic portrait of a german summer
dire

>>149524221
He's a weird player to watch.

>>149524225
kek

>>149524221
He’s so boring on God

Me waiting to post Fritz is elite when he wins in 5

>>149524250
His movement is so bad that he should be playing a different sport, like American football

>>149523970
There's Davidovich Fokina... And, well, there's Medvede—uh... I mean, there's Berretti... Maybe there's Zver... H-Holger... Lehecka...

>>149524343
White boy summer is here.

>>149524392
Me waiting to post
>Zverev
when he loses the first to Rinderknech

>>149524343
I look like this

>>149524489
I look like this

>Goes out in round 1 unless it's hard court

I don't understand. It's like being a golfer and ignoring practicing putting, ever.

KWAB

https://x.com/beinsports_FR/status/1939703188489211915

>Why not play like this every day, win millions, be rich
>No, he [ Bonzi] decides to do it once a year.

>>149524593
He literally doesn't have the stamina for best of 5. He's perma ill and perma crocked.

>>149524593
I feel like Andy Murray could unlock him

>>149524682
If he had Andy's mindset, yeah. Holger is too much of a coddled retard to ever realize his problems.

Didjaheer

>>149524723
tf Timmy (Henman) gonna do?

>>149524680
>Quand Daniil Medvedev craque (en francais) pendant son match contre Benjamin Bonzi
When Daniil Medvedev got broken (craquer = breaking?) during his match against Benjamin Bonzi

Went to grab my charger at 6-2 in the TB and now its 6-6

>>149524680
should one of the Six Kings act like this?

>drop shot
Fritz is Finishedz

Topkek

lgtss
>shitz

lmao

Taylor is a waste of life

Fritzsisters?

This African wacks it

Shidzbros?

I had Fritz as the fifth favourite for the tourney, only behind Sinnerazovic and Draper...

>Griekspoor wins Mallorca
>out in rd1
>Fritz wins Eastbourne
>out in rd1
Maybe tryharding in these pre-Wimby tinpot tournos isn't that good of an idea

The draw is opening up MASSIVELY for Zverev

OUT:

#8 Rune
#9 Medvedev
#16 Cerundolo
#20 Popyrin
#24 Tsitsipas
#31 Griekspor
#32 Berrettini

Must feel like shit losing 2 close sets and thinking fucking hell I've got to win 3 in a row now.

will morgs dump him after this?

>>149524946
How the fuck is Rune #8 in the world? I swear he loses in round 1 or 2 of every other tournament.

>>149524946
For Women OUT:

-Badosa
-Ostapenko
-Jabeur

>>149524832
kek, forgot about the six kings shit. who gets invited this year? surely not med and rune again

Daniil Medvedev in Slams this year:

AO: 2R L to Tien
RG: 1R L to Norrie
WIM: 1R L to Bonzi

Is it over for Danill?

Why the fuck are they showing Match Point. Where is my Fritz Gio match

Holy shit! Ostapenko is so fucking fat. Yet she's still in the top ~20, that's so embarrassing for the rest of the tour. Women's tennis is a joke.

Daniil Medvedev after R1 loss at Wimbledon:

"F*ck grass. How are we supposed to be ready for this surface when we only play on it for like three weeks a year. Casper is smart to skip it. I'm gonna call him and try to join him on vacation, f*ck grass, man.

>>149524970
SF at last Cinci & Paris–Bercy, runner-up at the last IW. Other similar calibre players also in free fall (Medvedev, Ruud, Rublev)

>>149525008
Really just the USO and the Masters to get anything. i could see him doing another year and if its as shit as this one just calling it a day seeing as he has a family.

>>149524968
Hell yeah it is. Similar shit feeling when you're losing a set 3-4, and instead of tying, you drop another game to go down 3-5.

>>149525053
Ruud won a masters recently

>>149525038
>tenniscentel
Shan't

>>149524918
kek

Tsitsipas and Badosa considering quitting singles careers to focus solely on mixed doubles:

"Paula and I see this as a dance of unity, a quest to transcend the solitary grind of singles. Together, we reflect life’s deeper truth. Love outweighs individual glory."

>>149525127
Good

>>149525127
source: your ass

First break of the match

Is the roof closed on court 1?

Is Taylor still going out with the dolly bird? Morgan Spurlock or something? I've only just started watching.

>>149525247
Morgan Freeman, yes

>>149525230
Yes.

>>149525259
>Morgan Freeman
You now remember se7en

>>149525313
WHAT'S IN THE BOX

>>149525313
I literally never forgot it.

>>149525313
I look like this

Why not massively reduce the prices and get some of the Murray Mounders to come in and watch the match? Far too many empty seats.

>>149524968
>tfw the camera zooms in on the wrong cute fuzzy

Why was she so shouty and angry on court today?
But then all giggly and smiley as soon as the match ended?

>>149525033
combined ugliness had to have been an all time high. there are literal men i would fuck before touching kartal

>>149525434
Adrenalin.

You now remember Tim van Rijthoven

>>149525434
She’s not getting any.
6 month dry spell.

>>149525470
>6 month dry spell.
Implying Alcaraz is not all up in her guts

>>149525434
jealous of a superior british beauty

>>149525470
1 year 3 months for me

You now remember Pablo Carreño Busta

Really can't understand what people see in ditzy girls like Fritz's bird

Dollybird spotted! Still as pretty in a scary way as ever.

>>149525313
The prequel to 7-5, ah yes

>>149524968
Ja pierdole…. bóbr….

>>149525522
She looks like something you build with Skyrim mods

>>149525493
alcaraz is gay. know a guy who know a guy who shagged him in palm springs during indian wells this year

morgs is beautiful and intelligent

>displaying the full score instead of how many sets won
Finally that shit was annoying

How is Rothenberg? Filed for bankruptcy yet?

Taylor on the Fritz?
Do you think I could sell that as a headline to The Sun or somewhere if he goes out?

speaking of morgs, is it worth watching fritz just to do morgs spotting

>>149525618
The scoreboard belongs on the bottom left.

>>149525638
Not British enough to know what a taylor on the fritz is supposed to be

ah, of course the frenchie is a darkie

>>149525645
I unironically watch for she.

>>149525669
Something on the fritz isn't working properly, it's more of an American slang I think. And Taylor is his name so Taylor is on the fritz as he's playing poorly.

>>149525638
I sold the headline “Three-oh Walcott” to The Sun over a decade ago

>>149525673
>darkie
Micah?

>>149525746
It's good to have something in the back pocket like that isn't it.

>>149525749
the guy fritz is playing

>>149525715
That seems like such an obvious wordplay I wouldn't be surprised if it had been used already by some gay journalist already

>>149525544
Alcaraz strikes me more as an ancient greek/roman type who predates our modern sexual labels and will just shag anything. He probably fell into a glacier and cryogenically froze while the Romans were fighting Carthage in Spain.

>>149525783
You're probably right, worth a try though.

The surname Raducanu doesn’t lend itself to good headlines

why do they have special forces soldiers standing guard as security near the court? is it that dangerous to live in England now?

>>149525801
I imagine him as an innocent fella who finds girls icky and just wants to play tennis and eat his mother's cooking.

>>149525822
in case the crowd starts chanting death to the idf

Rune bros, trust the plan he will get things together and dominate the era

Just hold strong

been watching 10 minutes and haven't seen morgs :(

>>149525822
you hear about glasto? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NGVe62pT1uU

>>149525835
That’s a good idea, I’m going to start it when I’m there

>>149525822
Been like that for years/

>>149525815
"Radu-Can-Do"
When she wins her next slam. That's the best I could do.

>>149525822
The SAS like tennis too.

holy hell m*n's matches are boring. it's just ace or serve and miss the return. no rallies

>>149525835
>chanting death to the idf
Government gives more of a shit about words than the actual bombing of children

>>149525932
>actual bombing of children
Shut the fuck up man

>>149525928
early rounds with one dimensional players will seem that way sadly

THE Arthur Rinderknech?

>>149525928
>a rally literally happens
you are fat but also more importantly stupid

>Zverev
>>149524429

>>149525831
Alcaraz had a local girlfriend in his late teenage years, but they broke up. Unlike many other Spanish tennis prospects, Alcaraz didn't spend much of his youth at Barcelona's high performance centre; instead he has lived in Murcia and Alicante (two contiguous provinces in SE Spain). Alcaraz even retained a strong Murcian accent which he speaks in outside of interviews.

>body looking really good
>breasts looking bigger
>skin perfect
>doesn’t have that recurring cold sore on her top lip
What can stop her?

>>149525932
>actual bombing of children
Jesus Christ. If Hamas were half as good at winning the actual war as they are at winning the narrative they'd be no Israel.

>>149525991
She has mentioned her chest recently.

>>149525928
>it's just ace or serve and miss the return. no rallies
Isn't this women's matches?

It's Zverevover.

>>149525850
Is he right?

Engel is the real future of German tennis

>>149526018
?

>>149526003
not hard to win the narrative when you're being ethnically cleansed

>>149526038
That is showing no respect to his opponent, and is quite insulting.

>>149526057
Said her tits are getting to big and its messing up her balance

>>149526081
Certainly more focus in that particular region.

raducanu sounds like she has the same media trainer who teaches harry kane how to form sentences

>>149526074
>Despite the pain, Fognini played down the role of external conditions in the loss. "Not at all," he said when asked if the grass or weather were factors. "If I play normal, I'm beating him nine out of ten times -- with all respect for Carlos Alcaraz."

>>149526137
>you know
>eeeehm
>yaaaaahhh…
>um
>like
>and yeah…

>>149526073
>Kidnap their civilians
>Hide among your own civilians
>Get bombed
>Bombs also hit civilians
"How could Israel do this? We're being ethnically cleansed!"
Hamas started this war, and hamas could release the remaining hostages and end this war. But no they continue to hide among their own people and use them as propaganda when their own actions cause them to be killed.

Can anyone confirm if Zverev is uncircumcised? My wife keeps asking and desperately needs to know

>>149526228
no one believes any of this shite lad just stop

>>149526312
He's German (Russian), not American (Israeli)

>>149525932
>chanting death to the idf
I don't have a problem with the sentiment but don't you see how third-world coded chanting 'death to' anything is? Shit, you might as well be in a dusty market square in Basra firing an AK47 into the air

>>149526420
Being a cameraman must be 99% boring shite and 1% pure gold.

>>149526379
>you might as well be in a dusty market square in Basra firing an AK47 into the air
Sounds pretty fun desu

OI BRUV AV YA GOT YA CHANTING LOICENSE

Watching a black man eat a banana feels wrong somehow.

>>149526474
Yeah I picked a terrible example tbf

Why are the other courts suspended?

>>149526543
Lack of light?

Wonder if Zverev manages to lose the 2nd set before the curfew

>>149526543
Too dark, innit

Fritz has got a funny backhand. Not quite Norrie tier.

>>149526557
>>149526559
wait, there's no light???
AHAHAHAHAHA
The fuck is this tournament

>>149526630
And the roof is closed on the center courts
ahahaha

>>149526630
Wimbledon ends at a sensible time. None of these silly middle of the night matches you get in other slams.

Perricarded. It's ogre.

Fritzbros?

>>149526656
Forgot that your kike oligarchs don't want to be bothered
We almost had the same shit in RG (kikes who live in the richest part of the city, so near RG wanted to shut it down because muh noise)

One day of rest between Eastbourne/Mallorca final and Wimbledon is retarded

any moorgs sightings?

Put him in a Fritzbox

>>149526708
they showed her on the bbc just now

Get rekt roastie. Zverev is winning Wimbledong

>>149526721
on the bbc?

>>149526708
She's being shown quite seldomly this match, probably why Taylor's playing so poorly. Usually the cameraman can't get enough of her.

Kek Fritz really fucked up by playing at eastbourne. He thought it would benefit him by getting a better seed yet in reality his going to lose in the first round. Wonder if his current gf is going to dump him after this for ruining her vlog.

Perrichoke

The Frog has fucked this.

>>149526737
First he has to beat the cattleslave

Whats up with all these white people distrupting Fritz?

Pechofricard

>>149526721
>they showed her on the bbc

>>149526774
White ppl worship non whites

Does this guy have higher ceiling than Monfils?

>>149526747
He got a nice 250 title though.

Apologize to Taylor on the Fritz

Why are frogs such mental midgets?

Wew reminds me of a certain andy

morgs spotted :)

Thank god. We almost had to watch Zverev

this nigga really sponsored by chipotle? like how are they a tennis sponsor?

57 aces combined

Perricard chokes

Was Fritz's gf crying? Kek

AHAHAHA
It's over, the bongs have to stop playing because kikes from russia forbid them to
AHAHAHA

is this guy saying they have to call it cuz of muh trains

How is this still a thing in the big 2025.

>11pm curfew
Cringe

>>149526894
Bongistan, aka the country that pretend that they invented "freedom"

Go to bed losers it's a workday

Worst gram slam. Britbongs are so gay.

>>149526901
nice earring

holy shit LMAO
fucking pathetic

the british roses have to go home now so they don't get raped walking home later

>>149526937
Hey at least they got rid of their ugly line judges

>>149526038
>I'm going to check with the head doctor
kek he definitely needs a head doctor

Even France has lights now. What is the British cope?

>>149526949
The Americans stopped a football game because of a cloud a couple of days ago - a cloud. But don't worry the USO will be playing at 5.00am, at least the Aussies will be able to watch it

>>149526999
Kikes from the area rule over wimbledon.
They don't want noise when they do their kabbal ritual (aka sex orgies)

>>149526312
Your wife already knows, she's just trying to convince you that she doesn't.

>>149526958
>implying they're safe at home

Why are cazzies always so surprised over the curfew as if it's a new thing

>>149526999
the grannies can't sleep from the ballbashing

Sporting events playing past 11pm is not proper, amerieuros are animals

>>149527057
then why are australians doing it?

>>149527036
Just trolls m8.

>>149527013
>FIFA stopped a football game because of a cloud a couple of days ago
ftfy m8, games were being played right next door no problem.

>>149527066
>australians
that's how you know it's wrong

>>149526999
Local council won't allow it as the residents complain about the traffic, the noise etc. It is a bit pathetic as it is only 2 weeks a year and you would think they would like the attention, but hey it's rich boomers who are NIMBY's and probably own companies that hire shitskins

Wish I was rich enough to go to Wimbledon..

>>149527094
they are bongs exactly like you

We've all had a long day and it's time for bed.

I remember the curfew being disregarded for bigger 2nd week matches. What gives?

>>149527099
Just join your local tennis club and they probably have a lottery ticket entry.

>>149527099
Don't you just have to wait in line for hours to get in?

>>149527104
Too fucking hot to sleep.

>>149527091
nah we know all about the 1 cloud within 10 mins of any sport being played it is ironic because they play the NFL etc in snowstorms

>>149527125
yea the ground pass isn't expensive but there's 10k people lmao

>>149527107
they called it 40 minutes early too kek.

>>149527138
no like there were baseball games playing literally next door lol, it's just fifa rules

>>149527103
celts are subhuman tho

>>149527104
Would be a 10/10 if not for those hideous nails

Why the FUCK do they start matches at half 8 post meridian if there is an 11pm curfew

>>149526361
>>149527027
Now she wants to know what it would smell like peeled back after a lengthy 5 set match. She's very worked up today for some reason

>>149527134
I'd say.

>>149527145
You just don’t understand the British darkness. It’s literally impossible to see anything.

>>149527096
>it's rich boomers who are NIMBY's
you have to wonder what kind of people move to wimbledon that don't want to have a big tennis tournament in their backyards

>>149527177
>In deep contemplation about fucking nothing
Sometimes wish I was an animal, eat, sleep and fuck. Thats it. Human's fucked the game up for themselves

>>149526788
*checks flag*
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>149527217
>eat, sleep and fuck
you can still do this fyi

>>149527171
honestly a good question.

>>149527194
Kek, I'm starting to like this meme

>>149527257
did fed get hair implant???

I hope they let Zverev play another set just for the lulz

>>149527245
This is a standard British day at 12pm.

pure slam cazzie hours, can't wait till all you faggots fuck off in a fortnight :)

>>149527289
That's plenty of light to keep playing

>>149527272
Was Federer ever looking like he was balding? Anons will know

We can thank Sir David Attenborough for inventing the yellow tennis ball, but it can only do so much.

>>149527257
fed married a beard then they had to live a secret life. then Rafa married his own beard. now they both live double lives because they were more concerned about sponsorships than being together. kek

>>149527300
where are the boris blogposts when you need them

/tennis/ is objectively shit outside of slams and the majority of other tournaments. posting screencaps of your obscure challengers waifu isn't impressive.

>>149527337
This. You need to get your shit together

>>149527332
he blew his load too early with his frenzy this morning lol

>>149526379
>dusty market square in Basra firing an AK47 into the air
But this always looks cool and fun as fuck...

>>149527337
it's even worse during slams, just a different kind

>>149527388
The only bad part of slams are WTA simps

>ahhh look at my crush playing doubles!
peak loser behavior

>>149527388
I want to kiss you

Zverev still on 0 dfs. Hmm

I haven’t noticed any slam cazzies today, just anons having fun :)
Any /tennis/ purity test would just be an identification challenge of various 16yo slavic girls breasts

>>149527289
OMG you Scottish?

>>149527320
Yes, but it was never super bad. Probably just got on finasteride when he finished playing.

>>149527478
nvm it's natural

>>149526746
>Usually the cameraman can't get enough of her.
Pls post all you have
Maybe there is a fan account who follows moorgs on every fritz match? Need to see all

>>149525975
Slavic girl <3

>>149527511
Is she still with Cressy?

>>149527331
Imagine the sex

We're back

It's over for Rinderknecht. Now Zverev only has to win a bo3 tomorrow

>>149527558
Not sure, tbqh I don't follow her too closely but I'll make time for her match tomorrow

Mpetshi-Fritz match under the old tiebreak rules would have been funny as fuck

>>149523212
Saw various articles saying that rodent-looking men were currently in vogue amongst basic middle class white women. God knows why. Vapid women.

innit.

>>149523246
she was cute on dasha podcast

>>149523378
corr goodarse kittingtonshire diss one

>>149527461
Yes and I once almost posted a proper image of my street to a curious Russian before I realised that might be a bad idea.

>>149526747
he should dump her

he can do better

hes just with her coz looks good having a normie basic instawoman on his arm

>>149526847
he is well documented eater of chipotle so it became specific to him

>>149527670
Kittington do you like doggos?

>>149527751
depends

when running dont like them

other times like them when theyre friendly

any good matches on tuesday?

>>149527716
he's a piece of shit
>knocked up some random latrina when he was young
>was a complete asshole to amanda cosgrove when they dated
>dropped her for the most self-absorbed blonde bimbo possible

>>149527801
what did he do to her? she was good in school of rock. shes way too old for him though

>>149527801
lmao wait

who the fuck is amanda cosgrove

google gave me the wrong one

>>149527839
https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/14s3tgf/people_were_saying_miranda_cosgrove_was_talking/

>>149527787
drapist vs the weather

>>149527782
Rate my dogberg

>>149527194
kek

>>149527899
Cute. Cute heron too.

>>149527860
>who the fuck is amanda cosgrove
The girl from iCarly

>>149527899
hes a heckin goodboy!

>>149527869
good lord lmao

"what does he do for a living, willthat give it away"

"no i dont think so, tennis player"

lmao in the preceding convo like all the info she gave zeros in on only one possible person it could be

she done him dirty

he did nothing wrong lol hes just very introverted and she done him dirty

>>149527899
ironically your dogs gormless mug ruins a very good nature photo

Who can stop the Pepsi serve?

>>149528077
I didn’t understand it the first time you posted this shit

>>149527425
nigga its 10x worse outside of slams those paedo freaks own the threads when the cazzies are away

>>149527899
nice doggo, great picture

>>149527425
I say that

>>149527801
>calls someone a POS
>proceeds to do the racism and call hispanics "latrinas"

Djokovic will beat Sinner this time

>>149524593
he went out first round Miami too which is hard court

>>149524681
retirements first round Monte Carlo and Madrid, outlasted by Moutet second round in Rome. it's clearly not just an issue in best of 5; he's not training correctly, which is expected since he parted ways with The Coach

>>149528865
Hello my fine gentleman, I would like you to know that had I not seen your post I would not have come across this wonderful word "latrina", a marvelous, veracious word with such expressive power, a word which I had never thought of or seen before. I shall now incorporate this fine word into my vocabulary and make use of it whenever I get the chance. Forsooth, I had scrolled past the post you were replying to and would have missed it but for your vigorous defense of your virtues. Thank you for calling my attention to it fine sir.

>>149528865
and?

>>149528865
such a stark difference compared to her on court appearance

>>149528865
Emi :)

>igor on court 2 tomorrow
How the mighty hath fallen

:(

>>149525434
>Well done, she's 17

>iva at a very reasonable time (for me)
happy noises

stop the tennis
stephanie dubois commentated at bad homburg? i watched it all on mute ;_;

branstine giving me the ick

>>149533268
have you considered making a clip 1/4 this length with 4x the resolution? wtf is the point of this pixelated 1998 ass web video

I hate to say it, but Wimbledon is second the worst slam nowadays after the US. The scheduling is dogshit and only 2 or 3 players can actually play on grass.

>>149533504
heh

>>149533526
i don't care about the tennis. i like that everyone wears white, we get some classic tennis fits, and the grass is pretty.

Where can I watch replays? rutracker has nothing yet.

did yulia bet against herself what the hell was that

>>149533833
the vkvideo link in op

>>149533504
or upload to /gif/ on the other boards thread and you could even include the sound - they have a 6mb limit and then link it

>>149530153
>>149530061
>>149529678
why have you replied three separate times?

bogglin' must be divulged

queen emma looked way too happy beating princess xu :c

>>149523378
What a beautiful creature

moorgs experienced a lot of stress yesterday :c

>>149531150
very very nice scheduling!

>positive for covid... again!
3rd time. very unwomfy.

>>149535624
i've never had covid (was tested like 4 times), but had tonsillitis during the pandemic
never been sick since then, it'll soon be five years. i'm unvaxxed

You guys think Tsitsipas will actually retire?

>>149535224
She knows she has vlogs to shill and needs to make it to the second week

>British number one Emma Raducanu said she would give her coach Mark Petchey an "11 out of 10" after she secured a comfortable victory over compatriot Mimi Xu to progress to the second round at Wimbledon.
Based Mark. One of the better tennis commentators too.

Which matches look good today bros?

>>149536198
i wouldn't be surprised if paula makes him retire on the same day as her
they might even make it a part of their wedding

>>149536325
Comesana vs Moutet
Basilashvili vs Musetti
McCabe vs Maroszan
Conclusion of Fritz vs Mshitty

Vastly inferior offerings today

>>149536600
All trash

>>149536600
You're not wrong. WTA might unironically have better matches today

>>149536433
thought they broke up again

alita then iva
night planned
simple
comfy
cozy even
weather permitting
see you then

Why don't they start an hour early when they have to close things up at 11pm? Or maybe stop scheduling mens matches after 8pm

>>149537017
There's zero reason tournaments shouldn't start at 7am.

>>149535016
She should be mine. She will be mine

>>149528077
literally lost this point btw

>>149537138
t.

>check matches
>first match of the day has Walton
I can’t escape this guy

Also holy shit Johannes Monday is playing

>>149537171
*johannus

>>149535624
Testing for coviding in 2025? Is this a joke? Why did you need to get tested for covid?

>>149537150
neutralized instantly kwab

>>149537210
they gave out tests like free candy from a van i have a few floating around

>>149537213
This is proper grass court tenny
Why come in slams you always have the interesting players play each other early and take each other out and meanwhile shitters like De Minaur and Tomasz Paweł get a free run

>>149536900
liked this film quite a lot, surprisingly good adaptation

OUR girl

>>149537296
flat

>>149537307
Where is that anon that was insisting she already had citizenship
I won bitch

>>149537320
no problem with that

>>149537320
nothing a bit of pregnancy won't fix

do other countries have a special wimbledon tv intro theme? we have a special wimbledon tv intro theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TXyxtvqMnQ

in there lad

>>149537406
he's just like me!

>Every Bong wild card has lost or will lost
H O W L I N G

Peega Peeontek.

I'm sorry who the fuck are Zeppieri and Mochizuki

i'm ready (for shitty pirate streams to freeze every 3 minutes)

things about to get sweaty in 25 minutes!

>>149537534
It's not on free-to-air in Australia?

Iva :)

>>149537550
only matches with aussies playing afaik

Oh Hurkacz has withdrawn against Billy Harris.

>Prime isn't showing Iva
Boooo

also iva live ranking of 79 now

>>149537550
Yeah this >>149537560, all other matches are locked on """Stan Sports"""

>>149537534
fsl is generally ok here, using ethernet? Also IPTV stutterrace reporting in

>>149537568
Technically it's not free here with the television licence. The other 3 slams are behind subscription services too.

Had another dream with Emma today. We were on some stranded island with like 30 other people and I remember some guy on the news said that on this day you need to go to some train tracks and survive the zombies for a day or something, then we all were divided into pairs and given canoes to sail to the train track island and I was paired up with Emma, I remember I made a lot of jokes and she was laughing at them and was generally very nice towards me and we got along very well.

>>149537575
That's mad, do they not want Wimbledon to be accessible to the non-working class?

At least both halfs of the draw will get to play in these these temps. Seems only fair. Except for Fritz and Zverev lmao

>>149537575
Nothing is free if you use that retarded metric. It's on BBC it's splashed everywhere and you can watch every match.

>>149537584
It's very easy to just not pay the licence fee and still access the BBC's services.

>The only player i want to see today (iva jovic) clashes with my obligatory blood donation appt: oh well hoping she beat lamens and i'll be able to follow her progress at the next round, iva is the future of tennis
definitely an anon i reckon

thunderbirds are go

is the iva freestream spending it's whole time buffering for anyoneelse

>>149533987
Thanks... FAGGOT! haha, ner.

>>149535016
she's getting old :(

>>149526747
>He thought it would benefit him by getting a better seed
Eastbourne results don't count towards Wimbledon seedings, you might not know but Fritz absolutely knew

>>149537642
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>>149537642
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>>149537642
>>149537642

Grug want trophy grug want hit tennis ball