shit thread

Cool it with the racism

Good evening sirs

How can the UFC make Pantoja more popular?

>because i'm maori bro

>>149524839
Powerful sons

>>149524819
Pantoja sisters...w-what's our p4p ranking?

125 has never been profitable.

>>149524819
he's the humble no bark all bite fighter the fans pretend they want

*slides out of Ilia fight week*

(A great weak for Iliachads everywhere; a terrible weak for trannies the world over.)

team

>yeah bro I have to punch this guy's face with full strength a couple of times more despite him clearly being in a coma state because what if he defies everything we know about neuroscience and magically wakes up and starts fighting again?
Why are minorities like this?

>>149525087
dats herb dean fault

>>149525087
dudes be unheeming themselves out here

>>149525087
You've never been in a fight. Logic goes out the window. Your adrenaline is pumping and you're only focused on one thing: Heeming your opponent to death. It's not your job to stop, that's the refs.

https://youtu.be/SsCSQqbT988

>NO PLZ YOU CANT JUST HEEM MY TWP STO-*ACK*

Jon Jones is a snitch.

>>149525181
Really wild that Robocop is just some unranked prelims guy I feel like I've seem him heem multiple dudes dead now

is this ai?

>>149525164
Ok so you're a minority. Thanks for explaining your mindset.

>>149525221
hes also been heemed dead multiple times, hes a pretty kino fighter.

>>149525234
Nah there's too much care and detail put into it. Definitely human hands

All English insults are inspired by breakfast menus. Prove me wrong.

>>149525250
yer as English muffin mate

>>149525250
>cunt
checks out

>>149525250
>faggot

>>149525240
sometimes you gotta take CTE to give CTE playa

Well done Clitia....HOWEVER

>>149525284
we may actually see khamzat snap and try to fight dricus at the presser. he gets emotional pretty easily.

Why does Ilia have a chest tattoo of Paul Craig?

>>149525449
Paul Craig is era defining

>>149524783 (OP)
Bonfim Nation.. We're coming for the belt

Is it possible for tattoos not to look insanely cringe?

>>149525449
Inside every lion is a Paul Craig waiting to come out

Chaddy by whatever he wants

heeminder islam is struggling to bulk for welterweight

>>149525415
>You think AIDS and Kadyrov beat the shit out of you? AIDS and Kadyrov ain’t got shit on me.

>>149525284
>>149525520
dricus could say some shit about kadyrov that would legitimately put ratlip's life in danger

>>149525490
juijitsu is actually black magic when the dude your fighting is a can. you only see shit like this in the heavyweight divisions and WMMA

>>149525449
Channelling the spirit of the Daddy of Dagis

>>149525550
he's got a hell of a triangle that squeeze looks insane

Reminder that bacon bussy Boers are being genocided while du piglet does up twitter fingers

>>149525598
heeminder he fucked up jamawls right arm with the overhooks first that's why it was all floppy and he couldn't do shit to defend

niko price was trying it on the black on saturday

>>149525515
He can drink my daddymilk it helps little piglets oink strong.

>>149525735
Send location!!!

>>149525735
this is the kind of selfless dedication we expect on heem

>>149525681
Then he got BLACKED himself LMAO!!

Chills

Elon posts on /heem/

>>149524839
>fruity drinks
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>149525834
What the HELL Donald!? YOURE LETTING TERRORISTS OUR COUNTRY!!!!

>>149525838
Chills

The Coyote of the Levant, Belal "The Moloch" Muhammad has been defeated

mfw ilia gets islam in a crucifix

>>149525838
He's seething his gibs are about to be taken away

watch me shine

it's finally over. rip in peace sweet prince. no tears now, only dreams :')

>wrestle with dudes
>refuse the shower
>dies
MMA is deadly b

>>149526405
More like my Dad is deader than yours!

Hol up Ben is Amy Askren's dad? What in the Alabama!!

ben askren took my lungs

Somebody is scared, and we know its not me tho!

Somebody is scared, but we know its not me tho!

ahhhhh a potato chip pierced my lung

Wow last card was pretty good I can't wait for the next UFC fight ni-
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_on_ESPN:_Lewis_vs._Teixeira

I;m the one who poisoned Askren's lungs. I did it because I dislike wrestlers.

>>149526726
>watching fight nights outside of saudi fight nights
lmao lol

>Wow last card was pretty good
not really

>>149526726
the lineup looks better than 317

>>149526726
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_on_ESPN:_Lewis_vs._Teixeira

Who pooped in Ben Askren's lungs?!

Kelvin's a playa.

>Vitor Petrino vs Austen Lane
>Junior Tafa vs Tuco Tokkos
>Max Griffen vs Chris Curtis
>Calvin Kattar vs Steve Garcia
>Random meaningless heavyweight fight as the main event
It's so fucking bad holy fuck

>>149526781
For 2025 standards it was. Recognizable names with decent to watch fights and meaningful results from top to bottom. Minimal WMMA

>>149526870
all of those are gonna be ko or tkos

>>149526863
"Playa" means "seashore" in Spanish. So, in many ways, you're right.

https://youtu.be/CuHKSCepVqs?si=7bkrtS19FeggHmSC

I prefer the Russian beatslop

>>149526991
If I just wanted to watch a bum get knocked out I'd just go to a waffle house

>>149526870
>Complaining about heem or be heemed based retards fighting eachother

>>149525234
Yeah but you can only tell because DJ is too tall in this pic

>>149526733
https://youtu.be/gAJJI3cW6zI?si=na634B1WyRDF0sg-

>>149526870
The Black Beast finished 2 of the top 4 and the other 2 are ducking the rematch

Just to correct you there was never no marriage

>>149527051
When you put two fat retards in the cage together most of of the time you get a really shitty decision. 2 years of the cantender series should have taught you that by now

Made another 'za.

>>149527065
You have sex with men.

>>149527065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWF4TB5w8nk

>>149527098
All of the fighters that you listed are flushed and highly susceptible to get heemed by a gust of wind. Mark my words, they will all be finishes.

>>149527106
ayoo this nigga eatin leaves lmao

>>149527106
kinda looks like a shoop

>>149527106
Good to see you didnt ruin this one

DC u look lidl bit fat brazza

>>149527106
I can see were built different, if that were my pizza it would covered in bacon, pepperoni's and whatever other cold cut I can find in my fridge.

>>149527106

>>149527185
Holy shit this is so funny Islam is a comedy genius somebody fire up the funny moments compilation video

>>149527220
haha please don't if someone does THAT I'm likely to shit myself!

>>149526405
where's the mother?

how are clitia sisters coping with their manlet getting absolutely mogged and bitched by Chaddy

>>149527065
Why did he do it?

>>149527286
Paddy's so fuckin cool

>they have to latch on to paddy
paahahahahahahah

>>149527322
He's your countryman you shouldn't disparage him

>>149527301
pussey

It's 3 AM. Chandler slowly opens the door and sits on the edge of Hap's bed, quietly tapping his shoulder.

"Get in hero position, Hapman," he whispers into Hap's ear while taking a long deep whiff of his hair.

"Ai'ght yt pops," Hap murmurs, half asleep...

Hap begins to lays prone.

Chandler eagerly pulls down his Paw Patrol pajama pants, revealing Hap's plump, juicy, black ass. Chandler salivates at the sight.

He takes out his baby lotion and begins to oil Hap's shiny metallic bronze cheeks. They glisten brightly under the moonlight...

>>149527336
I’m Indian

>>149527106
Garbage

>>149527336
that's not what i'm doing

"Michael Johnson talkin' like he gonna kill a motherfucker, niggas had 30 fights and lost half of them ain't killed a motherfucker yet"
Man Prime Lee was something else

honestly just post usman it'd be less embarrassing for you all

>>149527402

>>149527415
look at sean shelby that nigga's clitty be drippin

>>149527458
On the fast lane to brain death by 28

>>149527473
yes brazza Masterclass Mic Parkin does that to me too

>>149527286
Lanklets on suicide watch after Ilia topples ANOTHER filthy lanklet

Stop signing as Islam Makhachev and making gay posts. It's very disrespectful.

>>149526870
>Vitor Petrino vs Austen Lane
Guaranteed heem
>Junior Tafa vs Tuco Tokkos
Guaranteed heem
>Max Griffen vs Chris Curtis
Most likely a Curtis heem
>Calvin Kattar vs Steve Garcia
Stand up war and probably a heem
>Random meaningless heavyweight fight as the main event
Guaranteed heem

Looks pretty good to me ngl

The porkedcord are claimed to like white fighter but we got them seething at Chaddy in under 2 days that’s CRAZY work

>>149527597
im not indian so i have no idea what this post means

Topiglet isn't even tall enough to sniff Chaddy's dingleberries.

why don't the muzzies like arman anymore?

>>149527620
He's thinking what we're all thinking. Woodchipper.

>>149527597
I am are claimed like brazza paddy make me duck big time

>>149527644
saw a dude with swarthy skin and blindly assumed he was some racial oddity muslim

Daddy Pimblett by brutal split decision TKO

>>149527693
too easily hit
Ilia will heem

>>149527697
doesnt matter how much you get hit when you cant get knocked out

>>149527697
Clitia can only heem flushed chinlets

Digits decides how long Islam ducks Topturo

>>149527710
>gets badly hurt by luigi vasectomy
>/heem/ claims he can't get knocked out
lol scouser going to sleep quick

>Fight undefeated Movsar and Arman? No brazza, I must fight real gangstas Max Holloway and Paddy Pimblett.

>>149527739
never happened

>>149527722
islam unironically gets heemed by jdm and after that no one cares about islam vs topuria
they both retire by the end of 2026

>>149527739
>>/heem/ claims he can't get knocked out
he says it himself you goof

>>149527286
tbf paddy is gigantic for a lw he was always going to mog ilia because he mogs everyone

imagine you went to England to get a photo with the queens guard and the dude on the horse was brown

When Ilia GODpuria celebrates his victory the evening before the fight, you know it's over for your b*y.

Movsar? Movsar ducked.

>>149527754
Ilia -600 vs Paddy
Pimblett has no fucking chance

>>149527790
I imagined it what do I do now

>>149527792
so who did illlia fight instead?

>>149527794
yes a betting underdog has never won a fight
very insightful post bud keep it up

>>149527792
daaaaaang

>>149527798
now imagine jdm is the guard and islam is the horse

After Paddy squashes Topiglet the same way he snuffed the life out of Cuckler, no one will even remember him.

Luigi vasectomy? damn crazy last name

Don't make the belt look bad. When you have some real contender just fight.

>>149527336
Chaddy told the racist brown man to kick rocks and fuck off back.

ilia called out arman too but joe rogan ignored it cause he knows what's best for business

anyway if we're to believe DDP paddy is fighting gaethje so all the seethe is for nought

Chaddy has never been dropped

>>149527806
Jai Herbert I believe

>>149527862
Paddy beats Gaethje easily

>>149527829
True.

It's a shame Topiglet wants to duck Arman, Jean, Movsar, Paddy, and Volk.

>>149527792
both of the frauds ducked Air Jourdain

>>149527857
any other based Paddy tweets? i've only heard legends

paddy pimblett was knocked down numerous times in cage warriors, thirce in a singular fight which he ended up winning

>>149527895
He was also knocked unconscious momentarily in a fight but still ended up winning.

Chaddy will take Clitia down and wonk xer nose with elbows

>>149527882
air jourdain ducked ricky simon

>>149527895
>>149527891
>tanks it

>wins

Chad.

Topiglet's brown brethren can't say the same about their country sadly.

*checks your leg kick*
yeah... didn't like that, did you?

yeah ilia has never tanked a massive shot and gone on to win in spectacular fashion

Paddy is just gonna be the Oliveira fight again. He has great kicks and great BJJ, and actually I think his boxing offense is also great, problem is that his defensive boxing fundamentals are so poor that he'll be risking a flatline KO whenever the fight gets into the boxing range. His chin has helped him a lot but the Holloway fight taught us that Topuria can heem absolutely anyone.

>>149527934
Chaddy wants to send your racist ESL brown ass back.

>>149527940
Paddy is a 37 year old chinlet

charles never loses except pretty consistently throughout the entirety of his career

Ow fuck he checked my leg kick
*throws another leg kick*

>>149527955
Paddy enjoys racism

>>149527957
*isn’t

A historic night for Ilia Topuria, becoming just the 5th man to TKO Charles Do Bronx. A feather in the cap for El Matador!

Ilia has never heemed a sorcerer.

>>149527974
that was no tko lil nigga, lil stupid ass nigga. lying ass nigga, delusional nigga.

>>149527940
Paddy is much bigger and much younger than Olivera
He also hasn't been consistently hurt at least once in his last 10 fights like Olivera

>>149527969
Everyone does.

But whites that aren't low-income don't tolerate the low-IQ racism from brown people.

Ilia has never fought a brazza.

>>149527998
the only brazza he's ever been scheduled to fight ducked him sadly

Gooby needs to come back and put this Topturo shit to rest

Still, Charles never got gigaheemed dead like that. His heemed face was Usman tier. His soul was away from his body.
>>149527994
You're right Paddy is fucking gigantic and Charles proved that its possible to bully Topuria in the clinch. I think he could've lasted longer if he had commited more to knees instead of trying to get it to the ground.

>>149527974
That was a proper Heem Sleepy.

Topuria. Now THAT is a legend. Beating not only a flushed Volk but a post-hammer fists to the back of the head by michael chandler Olives MASTERCLASS. Levels to this game and he's on the final level...

>>149527998
Tell the class why that is

>>149528022
Awake and talking to Marc Goddard like every single one of his legendary TKO stoppages.

>>149528034
Topiglet refused to bounce, bop, buck and oink on it for his Slamdaddy

>ilia bo billia
Yes thats the post

>>149528024
CHILLS

>>149527106
>>149527131
kino

Clitia really vacated her belt and switched divisions to avoid getting exposed Movdaddy lmaoo

Ilia ilia ilia all I ever hear about is Ilia

>>149528034
Because she ducked her entire division after knocking out some emaciated CTE'd old man.

>>149527476
don't say that

>>149528060
Somewhere in Germany, Topiglet just experienced sudden tightness around her clitty cage.

Bricked some would say.

God this Ilia guy wtf man

>>149528048
This, but the opposite lamentably

>>149528047
His words came from a very remote place, as if they were distant songs from a gondola that all can see.

AHHH MUH LEG

Topiglet's clitty cage started leaking after she tried pushing Chaddy but ended up sending herself flying across the ring.

>>149528060
i agree

Ilia

illlia was planning on ducking from the start by the by

ilia has two belts
pigslam has none
ilia has no defeats
pigslam has one

>>149528139
It must be so shit to get gigaheemed while wearing custom shorts. Also his family watched it all in horror, my god.

Ilia soundly defeats your favorite fighter

>>149528138
Common Reddit W.

>>149528168
We don't count chastity belts and early stoppages here.

Let's be real Ilia and Movsar were terrified

poatan heems topuria

>>149528176
What are you talking about

Topiglet has two chastity belts strapped to her clitty cage.

Slamdaddy holds the keys.

But Frandaddy has a spare.

lol FUCK /heem/

This post has been brought to you by DUDE WIPES

>>149528188
Learn my language before your swarthy third world ass speaks to me again.

Du Piglet has two defeats
Zatdaddy has none
And nasty Vasti spends nighttime covered in BBC cum

>>149528228
Factual post, I fear.

>>149528228
Factual!

>>149527992
>>149528022
a proper tko that is lad, like this one

*reaches out to slap hands in celebration mid fight*
*my hand is filled with poo*

kwab

The Pakdaddycord just keeps racking up W's.

Y'all piggies thought Daddysanya was gettin' cleaned out now he takin' his white girl's shit after pumpin', dumpin', spankin', and spunkin'!

>>149528220
You don't know what you're talking about

>kamaru usman thinks ilia topuria is p4p #1
oh no no no muzzcord bros...

>>149528302
/pol/chuds were leaking over this

we witnessed charles losing his 10 and kai kara france losing his 11 in the same night...

>>149528303
It's midnight.

Go get the BBC buttplug and go to bed, pozzed piggy.

Adesanya mouth kisses his dog and plays with it's penis.

>>149528302
Levels.

>>149527974
bro people don't do that to oliviera...

>>149525250
You absolute waffle

>>149528312
>Zatdaddy's cum receptacle

>>149528338
Bodied that piggy freak then bounced his snout off the floor KWAB!!!

THE Kamaru Usman?

>replying to yourself

>>149528333
You will do that but what will I

>>149528336
Tyla's DDP just started leaking.

kai kara france breaks down in tears after 29 and me ancestry kit reveals he's less than an 18th maori

>me to all the faggotposters itt

>>149527722
Fight never happens

>>149528377
Get bombed nigga KWAB!!!

Just got off the phone with my Grandma. Had to explain all the Sneed lore to her it took a while.

>its a blackarachnia episode
coom time!

>>149528403
StrickGaped lost that exchange

BREAKING NEWS: Kai Kara from France has renounced his Maori heritage saying "I don't have what it takes to be Maori. I have failed my people".

Damn...time to go full cracker now

We don't post selfies

>>149528431
What's he gonna do start saying gee willikers?

Are you still scared, homie?

>>149528403
Raped bitch had xer BBC dick daddy hold that po nigga down and STILL didn't land KWAB!

>>149528403
ShotaSean’s daddy left his dirty diaper panties diarrhoea drenched from deadly dickdowns, we lament

>>149528344
Legosmeng styled on him and his clitty got in a fitty

>>149528431
Kai Kara has realized the British are the greatest conquering race to exist in the history of earth. He will now be wearing a top hat and reading Dickens. Scientists are baffled.

>>149528447
start fucking BBC exclusively

>>149528475
Oh my.

Sean Strickland was brutally raped.

>>149528455

>>149528408
That is rude, but I forgive you

>>149528490
Erdaddy got the piggies sweatin'.

Yeah nice eyebrows you bumbling stooge.

Bout to get a bj from a femboy

>>149528490
Get this nigga a wig and you’d suck him off I fear

>>149528455
>>149528454
you guys okay?

No money fight.
No legacy.
No real belt.

Just a bunch of bots and brown third worlders puttin' lipstick on ya piggy ass.

Why did he rape shotasean?

>>149528490
this one's got them recoiling lmfao

>>149528403
just realised chris curtis is also there
sean has such an aura i didnt even realise

Anyone here ever shat blood?

Imagine the deafening cheers when Tom poops in his son's shoes live in MSG

>>149528531
I just queefed the last of Curtis' BBC juice from last night into my DDP im good now.

>>149528403
strickchad is so fucking based

Crazy how quick Sneed gave up on the Spammy meme upon seeing Erin’s picture

Lol the nigga that said clitia at work

Glowing and radiant

Strickpiggy got xer pork pulled by xer Usdaddy.

Right off the bone.

Gonezo I fear.

>>149528569
white oink piggy and a mystery meat daady, match made in heaven b

>>149528575
How much milk is she producing?

>53.1% fake followers
>4 inch heels
>1 chastity belt
Poor lil Clitia

>>149528587
Truthful post.

>>149528590
She probably had to wear little pads in her bra just to avoid milking out on air b

>>149528583
Based

>>149528583
>still supporting usman after his heinous comments

darren till's fabled step in elbow

>>149528632
Oink on it for your Usdaddy

Shota sean bros...

>B-But Usdaddy!

'Fraid that's not my problem.

>>149528671
Ewww

Tomala ducked Jondaddy.

Clitia ducked Slamdaddy.

>>149528678
Ah yes, piggy and niggy no belts

>>149528681
Chicanas are not for you gringo

Any time he stops spamming his schizo faggot babble then he is left alone with his own thoughts and the reality of his own life. Thats why you can come back 8+ hours later and our guy is still just going off.

its too bad because i really wanted to see asspenis heem jon into dust

if Strickland came waddling towards me in spongebob sandals trying to land a baby punch I'd see red man and I'd get going

>>149528569
How does she fit into all of this?

>>149528671

.

>Uughhhhh Jon daddy I need your ebony obelisk in my gape

>>149528706
This piggy BOILIN'!

could you defeat both chris curtis and sean strickland in a fight, 1v2?
if no, then get of this general

>OH, so a black man can't drink?

>>149528694
>>149528709
Uh oh stinky!!!

Chastity belt bitch alert!!

What we thinkin bs

>>149528781
Looks like steak

>>149528774
This nigga had strap a chastity belt on he own son that’s crazy

>>149528754
Chris Curtis easily you just have to tickle him for a short period. STrickland? I would just say
>OH IS THAT LAWRENCE STRICKLAND
Then sneakweem him

>>149528754
I have a glock switch surgically implanted in my stomach I will cock my clitty and swiss cheese them

I FUCKING HAAAAATE YOU
I HAAAAAATE YOU *thump*

Imagine spammy spent his life doing literally anything productive.

Chills.

>12:14AM in the UK
>tfw that one bong must be dreaming about Muslims rn

Chimaev got lucky

>>149528893
Oh we’re back to Spammy now are we?

Damn Ms. DDPiggy gettin' lonely again huh?

>>149528898
I deliberately come back 8+ hours later and sure enough our guy is still posting at a blistering pace. Tremendous work ethic though.

>>149528910
grim

Xadame misses xer Spamdaddy

/heem/ is a lot more fun and a lot less mentally ill when its cazzoid season

>>149528939
Zatdaddy tanked that shit albeit

Zatdaddy packed and sealed Rapedbert Pozztaker's great Gape with his BBC

You know what I think this Ilia Topuria guy is pretty good

>I kill my fazza at night so I can so I can
>Retire and avoid the Tony

Well. Time to leave /heem/. It's shit currently.

Is this sneed? how come he never sleeps?

>Sorry mate I’m simply just redditer

SOON

>>149529055
he didn't say that

>>149529048
The Sneedy that never sleeps.

bruh

>>149528927
Nobody believes this btw everyone saw ya crying bout ya armpiggy just a couple hours ago, playa.

>>149529130

>Yeah babe, so basically I spend all day on this old website posting gay shit about the other posters on there like bacon bussy and slamdaddy and shit. It's pretty chill you should come back to my crib and I can show you.

>Yeah babe, so basically I spend all day on this old website posting gay shit about the other posters on there like bacon bussy and slamdaddy and shit. It's pretty chill you should come back to my crib and I can show you.

I doubt he's into women

>>149529315
Tyla is exclusively into BBC trannies and dogs

>>149529315
Sneed certainly isn't

>>149528982

>>149529315
Xadame uses was/raped pronouns I'm afraid.

>>149529055
holy basef

I doubt that any of you other than me are into women

>>149529401
The pork was pulled I fear

>>149529429
I hate women

finna oil up my girlfriend later

>2 days removed from Topuria KOing Oliveria in round 1 and becoming the LW champ
>heem is already back to posting schizophrenic nonsense

If that isn’t enough to revitalise the general, then what is?

>>149529466
GO ON GINGE

>>149529466
>>149529466
Based and Gingepilled

Lil bro though we were gonna oink for a Topiglet fight kek

>>149529489
there's literally nothing more that can be said

Doo wants to have watercooler mma chat

Marc GODdard delivering this man to the light

*farts the entire PRIDE intro*

>>149529489
Ain't nan nobody gaf bout Clitia Topiglet in the big 2025 I'm afraid.

>>149529549
Charles in his mind was like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2IRKuS3sSE

>>149529489
This is what happens when you let some retards run amok and the other anons enable it. /box/ is way better than this shit.

schaub schaub schaub

schaub schaub schaub

schaub your booty

Holy crap Lois, this worse than the time Adesanya got ran down by Sean Strickland

Pork-fried bacon bussy armpitussy I fear and Im afraid pozz brazza daddy rapecord

senpai tried to do a family guy reference on the heem website

Lmao the family guy joke revved you?

>>149525284
>khamzats son
whats wrong with his kid? :(

>PETER THE BIRD IS HEAH

>>149529816
Inbred and deformed just like his dear ole daddy

90% of this thread is cuckposting and fagposting.

This is why I only participate in the actual fight threads.

>Khamzat's son
Oh shit, zatdaddy indeed eh?

>>149529832
all me btw

>>149529832
That makes sense since 90% of the posts are in fact made by our resident cuckold faggot

Tell me not to sign my posts

Imagine if Topuria had Conor's charisma...

how do i rewatch older ppv without paying for espn+

ooohhhhhh ima finna HEEEEEM

gonna need u guys to not post ilia or talk about 317 at least ujntil after the next fight night. my mental health cant take teh state of this semen slurping sport. thanks for understanding

>>149529894
realfight.org or torrenting

i have a feeling that holloway is getting chinned like the frenchie did

You should be keeping an eye out for a fighter called Ilia Topuria. That kid has potential to do big things, I can just tell.

>>149529894
watchmmafull.com

Reminder that people in this very thread thought that Charles actually had a chance

banrandon royval won
charles won

>>149529904
that was the best card we've had in ages and all of the outcomes were extremely favourable wtf is wrong with you baldy

>>149529958
Illuminated by Degeneracy

>>149529929
His chin is cracked it's over.

>>149529958

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>>149529984
fucking CHILLS b

>>149529984
post the real one

>it's not gonna be arman
>it's not gonna be paddy
It's gonna be garth isn't it?

unstoppable force meets an immovable object

>>149529894
what ppv you gonna watch? im bored

>>149529968
i didnt watch the prelims. the main card was alright until the main event. im sad that charles lost. ilia will hve to be the face of the new era of ufc

Topuria vs McKinney
book it Dana

>>149529952
thanks my N*gger

>>149530017
Why wouldn't it be Paddy?

>>149530017
paddy is apparently fighting gaethje in august

>>149530038
welcome mate hope you have an unreal day

When max loses to Dustin for a third time it will be become obvious even to cazzies that all of Topiglet’s wins are over flushed bums

>>149529984
conor ends him 13 seconds

Why does Topuria make them seethe so much?

the guy that had a balls to the wall war with evloev got effortlessly systematically shut down by volk

Didn’t Volk get dropped twice and blinded in one eye

>>149530105
yeah had a plethera of health issues going into the fight and still won more rounds than smegloev

>>149528302
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>149530117
Yea there does tend to be more rounds in a 5 round fight. Volk is still blind one eye btw

Ben status?

>>149530140
guess evloev just isnt high profile enough to earn a 5 rounder, sucks to suck

>>149530032
McKinney true heem or be killed fighter
got to respect

>>149530141
meeting his idol kimbo

>>149530167
Is this real

>>149529955
pooey thai bros, where were the knees? where the elbows? where were the heckin calf kickarinos?

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

wrestlebox chads we are so fucking back

>>149530141
Will they have to pay the hospital bill if he dies?

>>149530199
Damn, taken away post weem is nasty as all heck

>>149530199
The loss that exposed pyfer as a can

>>149530166
that kid is pretty nasty tho

>>149530141
The new lungs are secured. Ben 2.0 is in progress

apparently it's better to get a double lung transplant than a single one, you wouldn't think it

du pussy has spent the last 3 years fighting cannonier's sloppy seconds but we are not ready for that conversation just yet

Will ilia get pfp #1 tomorrow?

>>149530252
He's about to fight a dude whom the corpse of Usmeng hospitalized for 6 months. Let that sink in.

Wait your tellin me that two (2) brazzas have ducked ilia already?

kek what a boitch

I knew staph was a can literally caught Ben with a lucky shot

du bussy finna heem then molest his corpse

>>149530293
It's actually the other way around

>>149530224
Pyper will avenge himself when he weems Robocrap

Joe Pooper

just how trash is joe pyfer

>>149530348
Fuck you

Joe Poop

crazy that the pedophile brazza pulled out of his scheduled fight with ilia and then claimed ilia ducked him... these guys are messed up in the head

>>149530379
are they crazy in the head, man?

>>149530392
Whats it to you esse?

>>149530409
just asking questions

I am the toughest man on this half of the bus rifht now

huuuummmm

Chase Pooper

*pushes John Morgan out of the way*
Yeah Dana, first question right here. Was it poop?

>>149530432
Chat???

>>149530442

Yeah im thinking max wins easily and sends dustbin out in humiliation

Yeah im thinking

>>149530432
>>149530454
>glass shatters

i think therefore i heem

>>149529824
This would've been a homicide if Topturo were there.

schauba daba dooooooooo

>>149530543
yoooooooo there is an entire weems family???

>Dana can I just get 2 G's more?
*Spends it on snacks*

>>149530446
NEVER say this again.

just got my double heem transplant
ya’ll aint ready

JDM is a bigger stronger better younger porrier. Islam doesnt stand a chance

>>149530442
Canacucks actually watch this cuck
Degens

Schaubing again, had to fucking run after getting off the bus. 12 block sprint, ran in the door didnt even lock it and Schaubsploded violently all over the inner bowl of the Till. I think its going to be another 40 minites here but I can here people outside knocking and waiting to get in here and that makes me unable to fully Schaubsplode

>>149530166

>>149530572
Poop Pooper

>>149530614
At least you made it inside I would have shit in the yard

>>149530614
I have never ridden public transportation before in my 26 years on earth and unless something goes horribly disastrously wrong I never will. Its fine for you though.

Poopby Poopsaton

>>149530638

>>149524783 (OP)
I thought that was a picture of me. I look just like this guy except I'm probably 9 inches taller

>>149530671
Wonk nose mongeral.

*zleems you*

>>149530663
Hey isn't that James from Grand Theft Auto FIve???

new beige dropped and from the thumbnail it ain't looking good for our guy Bones

>>149530730
uhhh if your poos are beige you should see a doctor b they should be a nice shade of poop brown

New beige just dropped? Hold on let me phone the gay bar downtown they're gonna wanna know about this pronto!

wdwtch

What did he say?

>>149530825
Okay

>>149530772
Careful Jon is probably in there with his LA guys

>>149530567
always was

>>149530603
Peruvian flag but ok

>>149530825
Ali wrote for me brazza

>>149530825
Bo Nigger. Respectfully.

>>149530825
>"Finna"

>Woman who went viral after the Ankalaev V Pereira win for taking off her wig and screaming in a bar has been arrested for cutting off her boyfriends head in Australia.

>>149530825
do not let habib see brazza

>>149530825
BAMHOLE

>>149531010
>copy and paste this into google
>from reddit

We love Reddit here!

>>149531010
based prison island wench!

>>149525838
>got a taste of real political power and now can't get enough
many such cases

Coofy Copeington

>>149530141
ask Ren

Reddit repost hours

Bon Gamin hours

ilia

>>149530825
My support for homosexual is implicit. Save your money. Bitch.

>>149531295
>>149531295
>>149531295

>>149531313
Post it in english.

>>149531361
>>149531361
>>149531361

>>149524819
actually promote him? the joshua van fight will probably do some numbers, grapplers are less popular in general and even worse, hes a fucking flyweight so its not gonna be easy.

>>149527877
Paddy is so fucking bad don't even start bro a win over Chandler means nothing