All eyes are on todayโs Marner
so sick of these greedy money-maxxing anchors like bouchard and marner
>>149525937 (OP)Larryโs a freak
>>149525976I have a final solution hear me out
>oilers
imploding
>nucks
shit
>leafs
laffs
>jets
elite
>habs and flames
rising
>>149525976Great deal for only 4 years, big discount for one of the best defenseman in the league (favourite to win the norris next year)
Brock Boeser is still a Vancouver Canuck.
>>149526051>no mention of my sennies:(
>>149526140They're all scared.
>>149525937 (OP)isn't this girl a vegetable now?
>>149526132yes, for the next ~20 hours
Are you fucking kidding me
Gary's not down with racial homogeneity, /hoc/
>>149526120snes will be round 1 fodder again
>>149526140fug i didnt know where to place them and then forgot to write anything
>>149526298yes he is, just not for us
>>149526255>1 Bouch vs 1.72 Ekblads>PED testing sporadic at bestWho wins?
>>149526356Well, I'll be dipped
>>149526255Not happy with only getting 4 years at that price, but the guy put up 3 of the most dominant playoff performances for a defenseman in the 21st Century and is our team's lone high end RHD. He sadly had all the leverage. Hopefully he elevates his play even further as he goes for an even bigger contract in 4 years.
>>149526386they were retarded about it too
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>8x12m
fucking shit, mate
>>149526132I hope Brockstar finds happiness and a giant bag of cash wherever he ends up.
>>149526422Laffs wouldnt give him 12???
>hundred million dollar contract
>>149526356>just another pay day, eh Mitch?
>>149526459he's not worth 12m
Iโll say it again
Bruins.
>>149526459He didn't want to sign there.
>>149526418lots of opportunities to get carjacked
>Rangers did NOT qualify Zac Jones or Arthur Kaliyev, per source.
>#NYR did not extend qualifying offers to Zac Jones, Arthur Kaliyev or Jake Leschyshyn.
So that retard Drury hung on to that fucking twink Jones for years, never played him, and now let's him walk for nothing. I always thought he was shit and laughing at ragtards who claimed he was the saviour. But that's piss poor asset management.
FINAL REMINDER:
WE NO LONGER CALL SHITS MARNERS SINCE HE NOW A BASED CHAD GOLDEN KNIGHT.
tyb kelly :)
Just took a RANCID Marner (Las Vegas Golden Knights edition (official))
>>149526562Wonder how loose this guyโs laffs tie is right now
>>149526544poopoo is poopoo even if its not in the toilet bowl
the knights wont be making and distance in the playoffs anymore
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oh dear
MARNERJEET IS A GOLDEN KNIGHT
>>149526459They learned their lesson with Busthews
reminder that andersson is also begging to go to vegas
:)
>>149526562Yeah, an incredible start, get that off-season poppin', lockin', and bustin'.the freshest
So who's left to be the big dog FA tomorrow? Marchand?
gonna take an afternoon marner to celebrate the sign and trade
Who's usually reports all happening in Free Agencies, Mark Masters, Bob Mackenzie?
>>149526605rancid rules well they did up until rancid 2000 ofc
is marner playing with eichel or hertl?
>>149526687Marchand will be filling the leafs empty cap space shortly
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>>149526562get FUCKED bizz
>>149526706elliotte, dreger, lebrun, johnston etc.
>>149526724how is 6 years impressive?
>>149526706Friedman, Dredger, and Lebrun.
And then random local reports who are really plugged-in to their local teams like Russo (Wild)
Just drove through Duncan BC and everyone looked like Ryan Reaves
welp there goes any chance for vegas to win the cup for the next 8 years
>>149526753how many natives were on the bridge?
>"We donโt have any reports of an assault at Pierreโs or anything involving any member of the Vancouver Canucks. This appears to have originated with anonymous social media accounts." -- VPD on the Kane rumours.
>>149526765vgs beats tml in game 7 ot
marner with the winner + conn smythe
>>149526724I genuinely hope that the Panthers win the cup the next 5 years in a row so that other players can take note at how leaving just 1 or 2 million on the table can massively increase the chances to win.
good fucking luck, pacific division
>>149526687Ehlers
grim stuff
>>149526833Vegas will eject Eichel to make room for McDavid
42 year old Brad Marchand will definitely be playing for the panthers in 30/31 and isn't in the LTIR for the Atlanta Expansionteamname
in far bigger Toronti related news, Steven Lorentz signs for another 3 years
>>149526459Leafs offered him 13.5 you dumbass. And this whole season Leafs have tried to talk to Marnerstein's camp but they have ghosted the Leafs.
How fucking retarded are you?
Doc my marner came out golden
>>149526833the kings will never win a playoff series at this rate
>>149526833holy fucking based, the sphere will be bubblin tonight
>>149526883the rat is tougher than you think
Manny Malhotra told me this is the best canucks team he's seen since 2011
>Laffs meltdown
>Soiler meltdown
What a glorious evening gentlemen
>>149526893>it's realRIP to TSN and Sportsnet panels tomorrow. Enjoy six hours of Ehlers talk.
Toronto media getting BTFO right now
Gary I was promised an exciting free agencyโฆ
We need a "nothing ever happens" but like: "No one ever moves".
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>one for one
>>149526544>>149526569Gald you reminded me. I felt a liquid Marner was on it's way before I made dinner but chose to eat before taking the Marner. But now I'm off taking a Marner.
>>149526933the first female player in NHL history leaving Toronto is great for us
>it'll just be like a 34 year old earning 3.2 million
>>149526981draper was traded for 1 dollar
roy was traded for 1 marner
>>149527000checked
think gary has the balls to go shitties/soilers iii?
have to go to the dude store but have to go to the far one because the closest one only has over priced ounces. the ounce I want the far store is selling it for 20 dollars cheaper
>>149526883Well, if Chelios could do it until 48, I won't be surprised if Marchand could at least go over 40.
>>149526356I Just traded my Marner to the sewer through some plumbing
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>>149527078Chelios was a fitness freak who rode a bike in the fucking sauna. Marchand looks like this
>>149527080
>>149527149add him to the list of home town shitters that never won shit
why will my canesies sign now?
>>149527149Literally who?
>>149527162>whywho
not even tired or drunk
I have no excuse
>>149526927>best heโs seen>only one fucking eye that works
>>149527162There should be a couple of KHL players still out there
>>149527180you didn't hear the news?
toronto native steven lorentz re-signed... home.
<3
>>149527073I barely smoke and I don't care what retail workers do or say but the energy in those places is always so uniquely hostile, they must get some awful customers
>6 years for marchand
oh no no no no no HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Marchand says 4 more years
>Zito gives him 6
What kind of math do they teach in Florida?
>>149527203kaliyev is a canes type desu
>>149527080>Panthers already signed for the 2029-2030 seasonVerhaeghe - Barkov - Reinhart
X - Bennett - Tkachuk
X - Lundell - Marchand
Forsling - Ekblad
X - Jones
reminder Mike Babcock did nothing wrong. he was showing that spoiled brat Marner some fucking consequences for his actions early on to help him and the team and the city.
but like that one buddy i had who always thought and acted like he was the smartest guy in the room it just grinds you and everyone down unless they're met with a strict and reinforced correction
>>149527248I hope they get Granlund
I went to the dude store first thing in the morning cause fuck the afternoon sun and summer in general
>>149527118>8.5even taking the cap increase into account, he's not worth that much
>>149527267Babcock was always right.
What's stopping Florida from winning the cup again?
>>149527295Injuries and peds
>>149527232the kind that includes another couple billion in the league
>>149527225the ones i go to are pretty chill but america has like 10 times the population we do so 10 times the fucking retards too
>>149526724Florida is gonna suck in 4 years but theyโll win 2 more cups first
>>149527295only he has this power now
>>149527295Theyโre the clear favorite now. Marchand took a big pay check to win
>>149527073you are either a kid a jeet or a fat single mom if you go to those places.
grow your fucking own.
or at least go to the ones on the rez. ounces are 20bucks and their alternate economy allows for wicked deals like spend a hundred and get a free hundred in product of your choice.
If Florida wins for the 3rd time I might honestly stop watching the NHL
>>149527349yes but for every one of you who stops, the league gains 200 more wealthy retired floridian boomers as fans
>>149527295THE BEACH PARTY AIN'T STOPPING
>>149526341the real sens experience
>>149527295This Greek cocksucker. If he just starts enforcing the rules half the Panthers gets suspended next playoffs.
update: little sprout growing in my pet plants pot
>>149527384the kitties run this league
>>149525937 (OP)Shannon watches hockey and Yvonne watches NBA.
>Gary-Sama, you want to expand the league to 40 teams and you want the playoffs to go into July?>Two teams in Arizona? Oh boy!
>>149527404convinced a free agent to sign and get traded?
I love Gary heโs really growing the game
>>149527413elite trivia answer
>he said he loves Gary Bruce Bettman, but Gary's a married man, so that can't be right
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devastating
>"We're getting Bennet!"
>Bennet re-signs with Florida
>"We're getting Ekblad!"
>Ekblad re-signs with Florida
>"We're getting Marchand!"
>Marchand re-signs with Florida
>"W-well Vegas was illegally negotiating with Marner! We want compensation, Hague and Roy should be sufficient."
>Best we can do is Roy for Marner, one for one. We just traded Hague earlier today, shame.
This is so fucking funny, holy shit.
>I want to play in Florida, the weather is so fantastic there
>it's raining every single fucking day
>>149527483whose that meth addict in the middle
>>149527487Laffs never wanted Hague
>>149527518it's now boston's turn to have a decade of darkness
Why don't my flames have any superstars.
>>149526356What are the odds of the league stepping in and canceling the trade for tampering?
>>149527532No indoor plumbing
This Swedish >laffsfag is fucking annoying.
if the laffs had actually been awful so far would you have made a sex doll instead of this furious masturbation or what?
>>149527532They have french phenom Johnathan Huberdeau
>>149527504that might be that boy genius kyle dubas I think
>>1495275282030 is too optimistic for them. Theyโll be lucky to make playoffs by 2035
Guess I'm not watching hockey for another five years or so
>>149526748Because Marchand is 37.
>>149527560I want this loser in Vegass btw.
>>149527553Retard
There's not a single Swede laffsfan in /hoc/
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lost my internet for a couple days so I missed the draft
how did my flyersies do
>>149527608Announced they were dissolving the team before they made their first pick and out of the goodness of their hearts gifted all their remaining selections to the Penguins.
>>149527487Treliving is done already.
>laffs
>>149527640Oh I thought he was cooking based on earlier tweets
I'm tired of fans of teams who have been good for 10+ years complaining that their team is regressing
>>149527669my team is not only regressing, but regrossing
>>149527622so the penguins will now occupy two empty buildings? what is gary's true motive here?
>Florida teams sucked ass from 1993-2017
>Nobody bitched about state taxes
>Florida teams build good front offices from good ownership and build good teams
>Suddenly state taxes are a problem now
>Even though every leaf begged that the Lightning and Panthers get relocated in said timeframe
Treliving will have lost Gaudreau, Tkachuk, Bennett and Marner. Imagine Marner wins a cup next year.
>>149527700yes gary we know about the hypocrisy
>>149527700ok but the rangers and the maple leafs won every cup in the pre-cap era by spending gorillion dollars which the other teams couldn't do
>>149527700>Florida teams sucked ass from 1993-2017You retarded or something
>>149527700Even if state taxes are a problem, this is not Gary's problem. It's Carney's problem.
>>149527700Hey bud still deflecting?
Just buy out Matthews and Nylander and tank for picks at this point. There's no reason to compete. But they won't do that because they want fans in the seats and those Rogers subscriptions renewed.
Can the state of Florida pull off another decade of Stan Lee Final runs?? What, in fact, is stopping them?
>>149527724Do you think that the Panthers and Lightning were sustained teams in that time frame? Tampa was still mediocre even after winning 2004, and the Panthers never built off their first 5 years
>>149527765You can't suck ass and win the cup. wtf are you talking about
>>149527742Realistically speaking how much tax income comes from NHL players in Canada anyways? Lowering it by the 15 or whatever percent would be a political win.
blots only won the cup that year because they were scared that john tortellini would yell at them if they didn't
>>149527700Gary wrote this
>>149527700Bolts won a cup in 2004
>>149527775This was tampa from 2000-2009
They did not have sustained success.
>Metro team hasn't made the final in 7 years
Kek what a pathetic division
>>149527742He could adjust caps relative to effective tax rates
>>149527825cope they won fair and square and only 5 IQ retards think otherwise
>>149527800Gary is right because the majority of NHL front offices are retarded and don't know how to manage a salary cap
>>149527778They would have to do the same for the female players too. Think of the hundreds lost in taxes.
>>149527760But then Tavares gave up 33-50% of his earning potential for nothing!
>>149527834Simple in theory, but in reality there's a fuck ton of different taxes you need to take into account.
>>149527838Cope, there's 6 of us
>>149527800But itโs not just Florida
>yfw Marchand will enter the HHoF as a Panther
>>149527760>But they won't do that because they want fans in the seatsare you kidding me, the team could be replaced with the marlies and they'd still sell out every game
>>149527826Half the teams miss the playoffs every year.
Tampa missed the playoffs 6 times in 22 years.
>6 misses>16 makes
>>149527874he might do that thing where a player will sign a 1 day contract so they can officially retire with their true team
>>149527874They should put Marchand, Verbeek and Hunter into the HoF at the same time
>>149527851They just need to get it close. The real issue with it is the rates can change from year to year which means the same team that was under the cap this year may be over the cap next year
>>149527874does the hhof designate a primary team? thought that was just a baseball thing
>>149527834Literally communism
>>149527945The only team with worse playoff stats than my jackies
>>149527870>the 50% highest taxed teams have 4 cup wins in the last 21 years>this is a made up issue
>>149527945Only if the new ATL franchise can convince True North LLC to sell the Thrasher franchise rights
Canadian teams should just refuse to revenue share. Of course, those owners don't really care about winning, it's more important to make money and they still do, because of retarded fans who keep buying the dream of a Stanley Cup.
I have news for you: The gold has turned into sand a long time ago.
>>149528008what do you gain by slobbering all over canadian cock sven, you've been at this for like 3 days
>you will never press bedard up against a wall so you can measure his wingspan
why live
>>149528008My flames will win
>>149527986Pretty sure there's a price. The nogs of Atlanta won't pay it though. Plus they earn more money on merch if they get new name, logo and colours instead of having old fans not buying new merch because they already have Thrashers gear n their closets
Whatโs the formerly core 4 referred to as now?
What we doing for Canada day?
>>149527986hopefully the jest use that as leverage to get the original jetss records from the league
>>149528045Atlanta is gentrified as fuck
>>149528050Knies is the replacement stooge
what the fuck is kuzmenko's problem
>they didn't believe Zito when he said he could sign all three
>>149528015My team is Canadian you fucking bellend. Hockey doesn't belong in the south, unless you have a really cool logo like the old Panthers or the Orlando Solar Bears.
>>149526255Montreal signing a worse guy for 9.5 aav set the market for Canadian tax teams
Nill will win GM of the year again
>>149528045White tax dollars subsidize these obese fucks. I hate the government so much.
>>149528100Who do you cheer for?
robin lehner can save the oilers
>>149528050McDavid, Draisaitl, Nurse and Bouchard.
>>149528075And black as fuck.
>>149526255looks like he cant even believe it
>>149528100>my team is canadian so i larp as a canadian
>>149528128Does Edmonton have an exotic snake dealer to satisfy him?
>>149528158no, but there's plenty of meth
>>149528148I think he went more retard than based with signing Marchand for 6 years but itโs clearly a tax to pay to get him for 3.
>>149528173Pretty based. Teams with the most history
>>149528151Canadians larp as me.
how is gary going to manage this disaster of a free agent frenzy? there's nothing to look forward to
>>149528173Why do they make the goalies wear their pads for these group photos? It's stupid. Make them wear their masks too. Speaking of goalies, the new ebug rule? DON'T LIKE IT
>>149528227wdym he got everyone to hold until 5pm day of to announce signings which is just as good
>>149528247lol at that shannon booblehead
>>149528227I for one will be watching very closely to see if Bedard signs, because if not then that means he's coming home.
>>149528206I can respect how much darkness you guys have to endure in the winters. That said its not that cold over there.
>>149528237I'm pretty sure teams usually take these photos before a practice.
>>149528237>the new ebug rule? DON'T LIKE ITwhat did they change about it?
>>149528102I am of Habs fan and I'm in agreement that Dobson is bad deal just bad
>>149528254B-but he's a PP/G+!
Ignore the fact that as a defenseman he's abhorrent at defense, he's a PP/G+!
>>149528289Teams get their own ebug outside of the cap space so no more wholesome Zamboni drivers
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>>149528289basically they got rid of the plumbers/accountants and will have a dedicated guy who travels with the team
Just took a quick 20 minute nap
>>149528247>>149528308Wrongfully (You)'d some other fucking dipshit.
>>149528330dream job. imagine just traveling around the continent and getting a few pucks shot at you everyday and getting paid like 200k per year, and realistically never having to actually play a real game
>>149528359Nice do those work for you I always feel terrible after a short nap like that
>>149528274We have our fair share of cold days in the winter.
>>149528387>some other fucking dipshit.Wow rude
>>149528326some of those old trades were fucking bonkers
lol
lmao
holy shit
tree
this is a MASTERCLASS job buddy
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>149528415well it was that or let him walk for nothing
>>149528415glad you also appreciate he got a decent third liner for nothing
>>149528391Fair enough
How short are the days in the dead of winter.
Here the sun is setting at like 4pm
>>149528395it looks like you wrongfully (You)'d some other fucking dipshit as well
>>149528424that's basically what it is
How much does gary pay him
>>149528424Or Treliving could have dealt him earlier for something of substance.
This is pathetic.
>>149528326McGaykid and Hextall both share a distinctive award
>>149528415>they were threatening a tampering lawsuit for this
kittybros we cant stop winning
>>149528424>>149528434are you retards actually okay with getting raped like this and them getting away with it?
>>149528387I feel refreshed desu senpai! but I have to set an alarm or else Iโd sleep for longer :)
>>149528326All of Forsberg's Nordiques/Avalanche seasons vs all of Lindros' Flyers seasons.
>>149528527Let them have their cope lest you get blood on your hands.
>>149528456I didn't realize his Dad was on Dragon's Den Canada. Boston Pizza a real big chain?
>>149528121He loves the Habs and Skellefteรฅ(SHL) and metal music. I like to stir him up every once in a while but he honestly seems like a decent fella that other Swede. I think he often comes across as rude or obnoxious, but I try not to read too much into his posts and just take them for what they are. Overall I like him a lot and I enjoy his in depth knowledge of the league. Think he's also into chess
>>149528546>Boston Pizza a real big chain?yes but it's massively overpriced (we're talking $35 for a medium pizza) and the head chef is a microwave. that being said it does taste good
>>149528527>them?vegas? nhl? rogers?
>>149528308>paying 20 mil for nurse and bouchard till 2030
>>149528546>395 restaurantsYah pretty big.
>>149528548A you the guy who says Skellefteรฅ is sunbelt while Luleรฅ is snowbelt lmao
>>149528435Around 1:25 pm when it's the darkest in mid December
>>149528568Bulju was denied a Calder Cup :/
>>149528565You should already know buddy
>>149526223that's my sister emily willis
>>149528609dang that sounds comfy
>>149528598Yeah I'm about 2 hours north of him and he hates that kek. He also hates that we're in the form of our life :)
>>149528573Jesus Christ there are a lot of locations
>>149526356Expect Marner-sized disappointments on the ice and in the toilet.
>>149528562Terrible, sounds like something Brad took to heart
>>149528562Think I'd start an insurrection if that was the state of affairs where I lived
>>149528473hextall's name is on the cup tho
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>>149528654Lol based
go Luleรฅ
go Flames
go Sport
my knighties still have to get rid of hertl :\ i hope a SHIT team is willing to fork over some goodies for him
>>149528415TRUST THE SHANAHAN PLAN
>>149528573Didn't realize there's even one next to the ted's arena
>>149528568>almost 50 (FIFTY) million dollars tied up in 4 (four) playersSURELY this is the end of the oilers reign of terror right?
I don't know anyone who actually likes Boston Pizza, its in the same tier as East Side Mario's
>>149528648Not when you work nights and sleep during the 3-4 hours the sun is up.
>>149528654Buddy I've made that drive in just over 1 hour
>>149528505there are no kittybros in this general they're all bandwagoners
>>149528727Gary's going to jack up the cap in 2026-2027 so they can make it 58~
>>149528711>REPORT: 'Smoke' Surrounding Possible Golden Knights and Hurricanes Trade Involving Tomas HertlShit team incoming
Letโs recap the kike commissioner and Colin Campbell are rigging next season for the Panthers, Total kike death, I hope Florida gets raped by multiple category 5 hurricanes and you cunts all die
>>149528728I don't think Byram is going to accept a qualifying offer.
>>149528732i have very thin eyelids so i love when it's dark
>>149528765It's only game, why u heff to b mad?
>>149528765>Vegas vs Florida stanley cup finals for the next 3 years :^) >i think you're gonna love it goy
>>149528770I pull the blanket over my head so i can sleep in summer
>bouchard should with the norris, he's unironically better than makar!
>bouchard is dog shit he's the worst D on this team he turns the puck over so much just let him walk or trade him he's so bad!
>holy fuck bouchard is so good 2x SCF in a row and no D in the history of the game has ever been a better playoff performer, sigh him to 8 years NOW price is not a concern!
>4x10.5m? WTF is bowman thinking this contract has cost our team a playoff spot we're going to be rebuilding again and McD is going to walk its so fucking over!!
How is he such a polarizing player?
>>149528805the difference in opinion between people with shit opinions and good opinions astounds me as well
>>149528763I'd like to once in my life see a NHL team not getting bailed out by another team. If all 31 teams refused to do a single trade with the Golden Knights until the day after the season starts and they're 6M over the cap, what then?
>b-b-but my team is just doing what they think is best for THEM and if that is trading for a good player on the Golden Knights it doesn't matterI understand that, but it would be better for every team if some teams got a nose burn for loading up in the off-season and expecting (knowing) that other teams will be their bitch and get them out of cap trouble.
>>149528835gary wouldn't allow it
>>149528770>>149528794Buy a sleeping mask? Or do what I do and take a pillow case, fold it several times and put it over your eyes when you're in bed.
>>149528835It would be funny af, but like you said those teams literally have no reason to do it.
Some basement shithole team in the eastern conference that won't smell the playoffs for years doesn't give a fuck about helping vegas because it doesn't hurt them and vegas will suck ass by the time they're ready to compete.
There's probably something to be said for maintaining good relationships with other teams/GMs for future dealings.
>>149528562With no toppings?
>>149528835Teams play nice because they hope to swoop in during a cap crunch and pick up additional draft picks for saving them from cap hell. Vegass doesn't use their picks at all so they don't care.
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>>149528854Gary would force teams to trade with teams like the Golden Knights? Yeah, wouldn't put it past him.
>>149528884>and vegas will suck ass by the time they're ready to competeThats only true if Gary dies and his successor isn't as massive a kike as he is.
>>149528904Yzerman will clean up the mess Gary has made with another Yzerplan
Didn't realize I had to close my eyes to sleep till I was 10. Used to just stare at things in my room till I fell asleep
if you don't like non-traditional hockey markets winning cups then you don't like hockey btw I love gambling
>>149528925I too spent my childhood falling asleep watching decade of darkness oilers hockey games
>he said he sleeps with his eyes open sometimes, and there's nothing wrong or creepy about that at all
now my wings have a lot of cap space but there's no one worth signing
>>149527760They're delusional and think they can gun for McDavid next year.
>>149528871I've never considered the pillow case technique. Good idea
>>149528935I wish there was a website I could deposit money so I could make picks on my favorite teams to win games or my favorite players to score goals. I think Connor McDavid will score 100 goals next season!
>>149528953id close my eyes once i fell asleep but i would never close my eyes to try to sleep
>sleeping with a sack pulled over your head
brilliant
>>149528978wtf were you looking at?
>>149528935>>149528967Gary would never introduce gambling to the NHL, that's a baseless antisemitic lie and possibly blood libel
>>149528983how trb slept on 04/17/22
>>149528983>he stopped reading because of a comma
>>149528954Sounds like you could use a Duclaire and Mayfield
i sleep on my side with a pillow between my legs (naked)
Does all GMs shut off their phones and close the office at 6pm eastern or something?
anytime I hear a dude say "ooooh I got trouble sleeping...." I automatically assume they're ftm
>>149528996Not him but I would look at the ceiling at the moving shapes in the dark
>>149528997I guess I'll have to spend my money elsewhere, perhaps on officially licensed merchandise of my favorite team.
>>149529017How often does Draisaitl come over?
>>149528415>couldn't even get ANYTHING else for MarnerTHATS Treliving btw
>>149528996Just whatever was in front of me. Often I'd look at things and my little mind would convince me whatever I was looking at had a face and was a monster. Good times
>>149528460he did the same thing with gaudreau in calgary
im gonna think about you guys when im staring at my ceiling tonight
>>149529074Better that than what he did with tkachuk. Flames a fucked for a decade till hoob contract expires
file
md5: 64983caf3ef725d4044d283231d62690
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>>149529092Cope, he's heating up
>>149529062stop thinking about my sweet, sweet ass, Mitch
>frigging queer
>>149529027Based, this guy gets it
>>149529093You would think a veteran like that would get to 1M.
>>149529110bud raped your ass? is that what you're saying? stop mentioning that bud raped your ass?
>>149529082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwUCcedbe2E&list=RDjwUCcedbe2E&start_radio=1
>>149529143I'm neurodivergent :)
>>149529092Huberdeau will forever be known as that guy traded for Tkachuk
>he said he can't stop thinking about TBG's sweet, sweet can, and then he started sweating profusely, and it was gross
>>149529092The tkachuk trade was fine
The mistake was extending him the moment he got there. Hoob still had a year under his current contract. Before he even played a single game for the team to see how he'd mesh or gel with the new systems
>45 year old "man"
>went to doctor
>over memes
kwab trb is such a pussy no wonder he was dishonourably discharged
>>149527870Why isn't this an issue in other sports? Just hockey
>>149529143That was a good read
>>149529156>>149529211fuck off, Mitch, nobody here likes your style
>You're a coward, Mitch, and would never think of setting foot inside a recruitment center
>>149529203Yah good point. I didn't remember that detail. Regardless treeliving is a retard
>>149529245>i'm a heckin' tough guy>gets defeated in combat by a burritokek what a burrito bitch
>/hoc/ literally has nothing to discuss this off-season
Bravo, Gary, hosted by our own pitard
>>149529203He needed to sign the contract that summer. It had to happen. This "wait and see" fantasy you have doesn't work in blockbuster trades.
>>149529226Don't your other sports have some kind of soft caps? And contracts that can be terminated? In the NBA there's like 6 players that have a No Trade Clause. Plus in your other sports depth is not important. You only need to have a couple of star players on the most important positions to win. In hockey you have a huge advantage if you have star players as depth.
/hoc/ has nothing to talk because you're a raped fucking faggot who feels the need to take the attention away from hockey, and you need to be an attentionwhore when it comes to anything. same fucking gifs, text and other bullshit.
>>
>hoisted by our own petard
>>149529288Oshawa have the worst logo.
>>149529203So trade tkachuk for a guy that could bounce one year later?
>>149529323trb's gonna need another shot after seeing this
>>149529308Man shut the fuck up you dont know anything
>>149529226Athletes in every other sport make way more money or are just thankful to play in the league at a lower salary.
>>149529350you don't know anything
>>149529368then they would be paying even more taxes, idiot.
>>149529323Reminder Stephen has been milking that moment with tbg for 3 years now and the majority of the vitriol towards tbg is just stephen spamming the thread to distract the thread from seeing what a fucking literal retard he is
>>149529323There, there, Mitch, let it all out...
>All those delicious tears>Let me grab my mug...[]
let us not forget that
bud1
mitch1
>>149529384Sorry, didnt mean to hurt your girlfriends feelings.
>>149529403>>149529406>the fat raped retard busts out his vpn when attackedtale as old as time and bud1
>>149529403>to distract the thread from seeing what a fucking literal retard he isit's not working
>>149529403nobody posts his tweets anymore so it worked
bud 1 again
>>149529403cope stephen is just patiently waiting for a sports publication to call him for an internship
he's been waiting for a while now
breaking news: marner has re-signed with toronto
>>149529415numale please.. your persistent negativity is not necessary
i wish dad and dad stopped fighting :(
so then why do mlb players want to play on the yankees or dodgers instead of the marlins or rays so they dont have to pay income taxes?
>>149526158A sport like hockey would benefit from more chimpouts and rough housing
trb's persistent faggotry is not necessary
>>149529350I'm sorry saar. I should've known you people aren't only watching hockey and take offence when you criticize apehoop, boreball and handegg for being non-sports.
>>149526388Give me a break if it wasn't for Byfield being a fucking retard he wouldn't have had that last playoff run. $10.5 million for a guy who is one dimensional is a travesty
>Flames add Brent Seabrook to development staff
:)
BREAKING UPDATE:
We're hearing reports that Brad Marchand just blew up in a big fiery ball they could see from the International Space Station
>xhe rb is 46 in july
>his legacy is getting raped by bud
grimmy
also bud1
>>149529470almost as if new york and los angeles are massive massive markets
>>149529488Youre a swede you dont know shit about how or why north american sports leagues are the way they are
All the fucking stars are here. Would Randy please enlighten me on why he would trade Copey for Hertl? Maybe Sam can tell me what he thought of the jest season. Dylan any words about Samir changing from La Bamba to Pink Pony?
>>149529512He went up like Ronnie Garvin
>>149526562>healCanadians aren't as smart as they think they are
>he wasted his youth harassing a made up character on an imageboard
>>149529541gary already exposed him as retarded.
>>149529550cope my youth was already gone when i got here
>>149529539Ronnie Garvin, the wrestler? he's not dead
>>149529541Iq in canada is higher than usa tubbo
>>149529538>nazim kadri? Fine name for an acid tongued Arab!
>>149529470>thereโs no hard salary cap in baseball>already making so much money the extra loss in taxes doesnโt significantly affect their lifestyle and future finances>significantly larger fan bases for better sponsorship deals
wonder how mitch is enjoying this unofficial 4 day long weekend
hoob is in fact, heating up
>>149529598He deserves it
>>149529576I just wanted to say sorry for bringing up hitler...
>>149529573Youโre literally our bitch. Trump tweets and Canada changes their tax code
>>149529592so you are literally agreeing income taxes arent a factor. even in the nfl players would rather play on the 49ers or even the bills rather than waste away on the dolphins or jaguars or titans where they wouldnt have to pay income taxes.
>>149529571But he went up like the Challenger
>>149529017by "pillow" do you mean "penis"?
>>149529644Funny watching nato suck off trump while all moving to be non reliant on the usa
>trump is our daddy btw
Watching the Jays game
>fuck the Yaks
>>149529648Believe what you want but the evidence points to tax liabilities dictating success in the cap era. Every other league they make more money by default so the income tax difference isnโt as important.
>>149529534Enlighten me then, shithead.
>>149529735No thanks youre a known retard around here.
>>149529700NHL players deserve more
>>149529688Since 2017 itโs been Trumpโs policy to make NATO less reliant on the USA, retard. You just proved my point on a far greater scale.
I tried pistachio butter. It was underwhelming
>>149529763Iโd prefer a smaller league that is not for everyone
>butter
>made from tree nuts
You ate pistachio and onions paste
>>149529791whoa... what's his name?
>>149529796imagine a 20 team nhl
raped retard getting the new thread ready as we speak
>>149529775His goal was for these nations to increase spending buying usa arms. This is not what is happening. Also it benefits america for europe to be reliant on the usa for defence.
>>149529779it tastes good ultra-sweetened and coated in chocolate, though
>>149529817Thank you threadcuck
should have never expanded to 12, desu
SHANT be making the next thread
>>149529857same i made last thread
>>149529842I doubt the laffs could've won a cup even then
>>149529836https://youtu.be/OpbvhAvqWfY
raped retard will now have to threadcuck on vpn
>>149529827Canada is wholly dependent on the US for defense, retard. Go die on another hill
>>149529700that doesnt disprove anything. there are salary caps in the nfl and nba but players prefer playing on teams in la or ny than in tennessee or florida in both leagues.
>>149527295I hope a Sunbelt team wins every championship the rest of my life so it makes all the entitled faggots cry about it
>>149527504playoff season matthews