Thread 149525937

larry edition

All eyes are on today’s Marner

bud + 1 = trb

so sick of these greedy money-maxxing anchors like bouchard and marner

>>149525937 (OP)
Larry’s a freak

>>149525976
I have a final solution hear me out

>oilers
imploding
>nucks
shit
>leafs
laffs

>jets
elite
>habs and flames
rising

>>149525976
Great deal for only 4 years, big discount for one of the best defenseman in the league (favourite to win the norris next year)

>>149526051
Snes???

Brock Boeser is still a Vancouver Canuck.

>>149526051
>no mention of my sennies
:(

#growingthegame

>>149526140
They're all scared.

>>149525937 (OP)
isn't this girl a vegetable now?

>>149526132
yes, for the next ~20 hours

Bruins

Are you fucking kidding me

Gary's not down with racial homogeneity, /hoc/

>>149526120
snes will be round 1 fodder again

>>149526140
fug i didnt know where to place them and then forgot to write anything

>>149526298
yes he is, just not for us

HAPPENING

>>149526255
>1 Bouch vs 1.72 Ekblads
>PED testing sporadic at best
Who wins?

>>149526356
Well, I'll be dipped

>>149526255
Not happy with only getting 4 years at that price, but the guy put up 3 of the most dominant playoff performances for a defenseman in the 21st Century and is our team's lone high end RHD. He sadly had all the leverage. Hopefully he elevates his play even further as he goes for an even bigger contract in 4 years.

>>149526386
they were retarded about it too

>8x12m
fucking shit, mate

>>149526132
I hope Brockstar finds happiness and a giant bag of cash wherever he ends up.

>>149526422
Laffs wouldnt give him 12???

>>149526356
>just another pay day, eh Mitch?

>>149526459
he's not worth 12m

I’ll say it again

Bruins.

>>149526459
He didn't want to sign there.

>>149526418
lots of opportunities to get carjacked

he looks so happy

>#NYR did not extend qualifying offers to Zac Jones, Arthur Kaliyev or Jake Leschyshyn.
So that retard Drury hung on to that fucking twink Jones for years, never played him, and now let's him walk for nothing. I always thought he was shit and laughing at ragtards who claimed he was the saviour. But that's piss poor asset management.

FINAL REMINDER:

WE NO LONGER CALL SHITS MARNERS SINCE HE NOW A BASED CHAD GOLDEN KNIGHT.

tyb kelly :)

Lmao

>>149526544
this

>>149526544
>>149526569
This image

Just took a RANCID Marner (Las Vegas Golden Knights edition (official))

>>149526562
Wonder how loose this guy’s laffs tie is right now

>>149526544
poopoo is poopoo even if its not in the toilet bowl

the knights wont be making and distance in the playoffs anymore

oh dear

MARNERJEET IS A GOLDEN KNIGHT

>>149526459
They learned their lesson with Busthews

reminder that andersson is also begging to go to vegas

:)

>>149526562
Yeah, an incredible start, get that off-season poppin', lockin', and bustin'.the freshest

So who's left to be the big dog FA tomorrow? Marchand?

Bruins?

gonna take an afternoon marner to celebrate the sign and trade

Who's usually reports all happening in Free Agencies, Mark Masters, Bob Mackenzie?

>>149526605
rancid rules well they did up until rancid 2000 ofc

is marner playing with eichel or hertl?

>>149526687
Marchand will be filling the leafs empty cap space shortly

>>149526562
get FUCKED bizz

>>149526706
elliotte, dreger, lebrun, johnston etc.

>>149526724
how is 6 years impressive?

>>149526706
Friedman, Dredger, and Lebrun.

And then random local reports who are really plugged-in to their local teams like Russo (Wild)

Just drove through Duncan BC and everyone looked like Ryan Reaves

welp there goes any chance for vegas to win the cup for the next 8 years

six years is crazy lmao

>>149526753
how many natives were on the bridge?

>>149526765
vgs beats tml in game 7 ot
marner with the winner + conn smythe

>>149526724
I genuinely hope that the Panthers win the cup the next 5 years in a row so that other players can take note at how leaving just 1 or 2 million on the table can massively increase the chances to win.

good fucking luck, pacific division

>>149526687
Ehlers
grim stuff

>>149526833
Vegas will eject Eichel to make room for McDavid

nothing ever happens

le happy smiling russian

42 year old Brad Marchand will definitely be playing for the panthers in 30/31 and isn't in the LTIR for the Atlanta Expansionteamname

in far bigger Toronti related news, Steven Lorentz signs for another 3 years

>>149526459
Leafs offered him 13.5 you dumbass. And this whole season Leafs have tried to talk to Marnerstein's camp but they have ghosted the Leafs.

How fucking retarded are you?

Doc my marner came out golden

>>149526833
the kings will never win a playoff series at this rate

>>149526833
holy fucking based, the sphere will be bubblin tonight

>>149526883
the rat is tougher than you think

Manny Malhotra told me this is the best canucks team he's seen since 2011

>Laffs meltdown
>Soiler meltdown
What a glorious evening gentlemen

Wow

>>149526893
>it's real


RIP to TSN and Sportsnet panels tomorrow. Enjoy six hours of Ehlers talk.

Toronto media getting BTFO right now

Gary I was promised an exciting free agency…

We need a "nothing ever happens" but like: "No one ever moves".

>>149526893
>>149526941
>>149526942
>37yo signing a 6 year deal

>>149526544
>>149526569
Gald you reminded me. I felt a liquid Marner was on it's way before I made dinner but chose to eat before taking the Marner. But now I'm off taking a Marner.

SIX MORE YEARS

>>149526933
the first female player in NHL history leaving Toronto is great for us

>>149527000
JEN!!

>>149526981
draper was traded for 1 dollar
roy was traded for 1 marner

>>149527000
checked
think gary has the balls to go shitties/soilers iii?

have to go to the dude store but have to go to the far one because the closest one only has over priced ounces. the ounce I want the far store is selling it for 20 dollars cheaper

>>149526883
Well, if Chelios could do it until 48, I won't be surprised if Marchand could at least go over 40.

>>149527000
RUN IT BACK

>>149526356
I Just traded my Marner to the sewer through some plumbing

<3

>>149527078
Chelios was a fitness freak who rode a bike in the fucking sauna. Marchand looks like this >>149527080

>>149527149
add him to the list of home town shitters that never won shit

why will my canesies sign now?

>>149527149
Literally who?

>>149527162
>why
who
not even tired or drunk
I have no excuse

>>149527162
Why indeed.

>>149526927
>best he’s seen
>only one fucking eye that works

>>149527162
There should be a couple of KHL players still out there

>>149527162
granlund

>>149527180
you didn't hear the news?
toronto native steven lorentz re-signed... home.
<3

>>149527073
I barely smoke and I don't care what retail workers do or say but the energy in those places is always so uniquely hostile, they must get some awful customers

>6 years for marchand
oh no no no no no HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Marchand says 4 more years
>Zito gives him 6
What kind of math do they teach in Florida?

>>149527118
Why

>>149527203
kaliyev is a canes type desu

>>149527080
>Panthers already signed for the 2029-2030 season

Verhaeghe - Barkov - Reinhart
X - Bennett - Tkachuk
X - Lundell - Marchand

Forsling - Ekblad
X - Jones

reminder Mike Babcock did nothing wrong. he was showing that spoiled brat Marner some fucking consequences for his actions early on to help him and the team and the city.
but like that one buddy i had who always thought and acted like he was the smartest guy in the room it just grinds you and everyone down unless they're met with a strict and reinforced correction

>>149527248
I hope they get Granlund

I went to the dude store first thing in the morning cause fuck the afternoon sun and summer in general

>>149527118
>8.5
even taking the cap increase into account, he's not worth that much

>>149527267
Babcock was always right.

What's stopping Florida from winning the cup again?

>>149527295
Injuries and peds

>>149527232
the kind that includes another couple billion in the league

>>149527225
the ones i go to are pretty chill but america has like 10 times the population we do so 10 times the fucking retards too

>>149526724
Florida is gonna suck in 4 years but they’ll win 2 more cups first

>>149527295
only he has this power now

>>149527295
They’re the clear favorite now. Marchand took a big pay check to win

>>149527073
you are either a kid a jeet or a fat single mom if you go to those places.
grow your fucking own.
or at least go to the ones on the rez. ounces are 20bucks and their alternate economy allows for wicked deals like spend a hundred and get a free hundred in product of your choice.

If Florida wins for the 3rd time I might honestly stop watching the NHL

>>149527349
yes but for every one of you who stops, the league gains 200 more wealthy retired floridian boomers as fans

>>149527295
THE BEACH PARTY AIN'T STOPPING

>>149526341
the real sens experience

>>149527295
This Greek cocksucker. If he just starts enforcing the rules half the Panthers gets suspended next playoffs.

update: little sprout growing in my pet plants pot

>>149527384
the kitties run this league

what does nic roy do

>>149525937 (OP)
Shannon watches hockey and Yvonne watches NBA.
>Gary-Sama, you want to expand the league to 40 teams and you want the playoffs to go into July?
>Two teams in Arizona? Oh boy!

>>149527404
convinced a free agent to sign and get traded?

I love Gary he’s really growing the game

>>149527413
elite trivia answer

>>149527374
Jen

devastating

>"We're getting Bennet!"
>Bennet re-signs with Florida
>"We're getting Ekblad!"
>Ekblad re-signs with Florida
>"We're getting Marchand!"
>Marchand re-signs with Florida
>"W-well Vegas was illegally negotiating with Marner! We want compensation, Hague and Roy should be sufficient."
>Best we can do is Roy for Marner, one for one. We just traded Hague earlier today, shame.
This is so fucking funny, holy shit.

>I want to play in Florida, the weather is so fantastic there
>it's raining every single fucking day

>>149527483
whose that meth addict in the middle

>>149527487
Laffs never wanted Hague

>>149527504
no one knows

Kelly is a girls name

>>149527518
it's now boston's turn to have a decade of darkness

Your Mom's a girl

Why don't my flames have any superstars.

>>149526356
What are the odds of the league stepping in and canceling the trade for tampering?

>>149527532
No indoor plumbing

This Swedish >laffsfag is fucking annoying.

if the laffs had actually been awful so far would you have made a sex doll instead of this furious masturbation or what?

>>149527532
They have french phenom Johnathan Huberdeau

>>149527546
Retard.

>>149527504
that might be that boy genius kyle dubas I think

>>149527528
2030 is too optimistic for them. They’ll be lucky to make playoffs by 2035

Guess I'm not watching hockey for another five years or so

Gary

>>149526748
Because Marchand is 37.

>>149527560
I want this loser in Vegass btw.

kek toffoli

>>149527553
Retard
There's not a single Swede laffsfan in /hoc/

lost my internet for a couple days so I missed the draft

how did my flyersies do

>>149527608
Announced they were dissolving the team before they made their first pick and out of the goodness of their hearts gifted all their remaining selections to the Penguins.

>>149527487
Treliving is done already.
>laffs

>>149527572
Sorry bud :/

>>149527640
Oh I thought he was cooking based on earlier tweets

me rn

I'm tired of fans of teams who have been good for 10+ years complaining that their team is regressing

>>149527669
my team is not only regressing, but regrossing

>>149527622
so the penguins will now occupy two empty buildings? what is gary's true motive here?

>Florida teams sucked ass from 1993-2017
>Nobody bitched about state taxes
>Florida teams build good front offices from good ownership and build good teams
>Suddenly state taxes are a problem now
>Even though every leaf begged that the Lightning and Panthers get relocated in said timeframe

Treliving will have lost Gaudreau, Tkachuk, Bennett and Marner. Imagine Marner wins a cup next year.

>>149527700
yes gary we know about the hypocrisy

>>149527700
ok but the rangers and the maple leafs won every cup in the pre-cap era by spending gorillion dollars which the other teams couldn't do

>>149527700
>Florida teams sucked ass from 1993-2017
You retarded or something

>>149527700
Even if state taxes are a problem, this is not Gary's problem. It's Carney's problem.

>>149527700
Hey bud still deflecting?

Just buy out Matthews and Nylander and tank for picks at this point. There's no reason to compete. But they won't do that because they want fans in the seats and those Rogers subscriptions renewed.

Can the state of Florida pull off another decade of Stan Lee Final runs?? What, in fact, is stopping them?

>>149527724
Do you think that the Panthers and Lightning were sustained teams in that time frame? Tampa was still mediocre even after winning 2004, and the Panthers never built off their first 5 years

>>149527765
You can't suck ass and win the cup. wtf are you talking about

>>149527742
Realistically speaking how much tax income comes from NHL players in Canada anyways? Lowering it by the 15 or whatever percent would be a political win.

>>149527700
so
true
king

blots only won the cup that year because they were scared that john tortellini would yell at them if they didn't

>>149527700
Gary wrote this

>>149527700
Bolts won a cup in 2004

>>149527815
***

>>149527775
This was tampa from 2000-2009

They did not have sustained success.

>Metro team hasn't made the final in 7 years
Kek what a pathetic division

>>149527742
He could adjust caps relative to effective tax rates

>>149527825
cope they won fair and square and only 5 IQ retards think otherwise

>>149527800
Gary is right because the majority of NHL front offices are retarded and don't know how to manage a salary cap

>>149527778
They would have to do the same for the female players too. Think of the hundreds lost in taxes.

>>149527760
But then Tavares gave up 33-50% of his earning potential for nothing!

>>149527834
Simple in theory, but in reality there's a fuck ton of different taxes you need to take into account.

>>149527838
Cope, there's 6 of us

>>149527800
But it’s not just Florida

>>149527760
>But they won't do that because they want fans in the seats
are you kidding me, the team could be replaced with the marlies and they'd still sell out every game

>>149527826
Half the teams miss the playoffs every year.
Tampa missed the playoffs 6 times in 22 years.
>6 misses
>16 makes

>>149527874
he might do that thing where a player will sign a 1 day contract so they can officially retire with their true team

>>149527874
They should put Marchand, Verbeek and Hunter into the HoF at the same time

>>149527851
They just need to get it close. The real issue with it is the rates can change from year to year which means the same team that was under the cap this year may be over the cap next year

>>149527874
does the hhof designate a primary team? thought that was just a baseball thing

retiring as a thrasher

Sam is happy :)

>>149527834
Literally communism

>>149527945
The only team with worse playoff stats than my jackies

>>149527870
>the 50% highest taxed teams have 4 cup wins in the last 21 years
>this is a made up issue

>>149527945
Only if the new ATL franchise can convince True North LLC to sell the Thrasher franchise rights

Canadian teams should just refuse to revenue share. Of course, those owners don't really care about winning, it's more important to make money and they still do, because of retarded fans who keep buying the dream of a Stanley Cup.

I have news for you: The gold has turned into sand a long time ago.

>>149528008
what do you gain by slobbering all over canadian cock sven, you've been at this for like 3 days

>you will never press bedard up against a wall so you can measure his wingspan
why live

>>149528008
My flames will win

>>149528026
Inshallah

Copey seething

>>149527986
Pretty sure there's a price. The nogs of Atlanta won't pay it though. Plus they earn more money on merch if they get new name, logo and colours instead of having old fans not buying new merch because they already have Thrashers gear n their closets

What’s the formerly core 4 referred to as now?

What we doing for Canada day?

>>149527986
hopefully the jest use that as leverage to get the original jetss records from the league

>>149528045
Atlanta is gentrified as fuck

>>149528050
Knies is the replacement stooge

what the fuck is kuzmenko's problem

>>149528015
My team is Canadian you fucking bellend. Hockey doesn't belong in the south, unless you have a really cool logo like the old Panthers or the Orlando Solar Bears.

>>149526255
Montreal signing a worse guy for 9.5 aav set the market for Canadian tax teams

Nill will win GM of the year again

>>149528045
White tax dollars subsidize these obese fucks. I hate the government so much.

>>149528100
Who do you cheer for?

robin lehner can save the oilers

>>149528026
Our Flames :)

>>149528050
McDavid, Draisaitl, Nurse and Bouchard.
>>149528075
And black as fuck.

>>149526255
looks like he cant even believe it

Zito is real neato!

>>149528100
>my team is canadian so i larp as a canadian

>>149528128
Does Edmonton have an exotic snake dealer to satisfy him?

>>149528158
no, but there's plenty of meth

>>149528148
I think he went more retard than based with signing Marchand for 6 years but it’s clearly a tax to pay to get him for 3.

>>149528173
Pretty based. Teams with the most history

>>149528151
Canadians larp as me.

how is gary going to manage this disaster of a free agent frenzy? there's nothing to look forward to

>>149528173
Why do they make the goalies wear their pads for these group photos? It's stupid. Make them wear their masks too. Speaking of goalies, the new ebug rule? DON'T LIKE IT

>>149528227
wdym he got everyone to hold until 5pm day of to announce signings which is just as good

>>149528247
lol at that shannon booblehead

>>149528227
I for one will be watching very closely to see if Bedard signs, because if not then that means he's coming home.

>>149528206
I can respect how much darkness you guys have to endure in the winters. That said its not that cold over there.

>>149528237
I'm pretty sure teams usually take these photos before a practice.

>>149528237
>the new ebug rule? DON'T LIKE IT
what did they change about it?

>>149528102
I am of Habs fan and I'm in agreement that Dobson is bad deal just bad

>>149528254
B-but he's a PP/G+!
Ignore the fact that as a defenseman he's abhorrent at defense, he's a PP/G+!

>>149528289
Teams get their own ebug outside of the cap space so no more wholesome Zamboni drivers

>>149528289
basically they got rid of the plumbers/accountants and will have a dedicated guy who travels with the team

>>149528330
>>149528321
sad!

>>149528135
This

Just took a quick 20 minute nap

>>149528330
Soulless

>>149528247
>>149528308
Wrongfully (You)'d some other fucking dipshit.

>>149528330
dream job. imagine just traveling around the continent and getting a few pucks shot at you everyday and getting paid like 200k per year, and realistically never having to actually play a real game

>>149528359
Nice do those work for you I always feel terrible after a short nap like that

>>149528274
We have our fair share of cold days in the winter.

>>149528387
>some other fucking dipshit.
Wow rude

>>149528326
some of those old trades were fucking bonkers

lol

lmao

holy shit

tree

this is a MASTERCLASS job buddy
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>149528415
well it was that or let him walk for nothing

>>149528415
glad you also appreciate he got a decent third liner for nothing

>>149528391
Fair enough
How short are the days in the dead of winter.
Here the sun is setting at like 4pm

>>149528395
it looks like you wrongfully (You)'d some other fucking dipshit as well

>>149528424
that's basically what it is

How much does gary pay him

>>149528424
Or Treliving could have dealt him earlier for something of substance.

This is pathetic.

>>149528326
McGaykid and Hextall both share a distinctive award

>>149528415
>they were threatening a tampering lawsuit for this

kittybros we cant stop winning

>>149528424
>>149528434
are you retards actually okay with getting raped like this and them getting away with it?

>>149528387
I feel refreshed desu senpai! but I have to set an alarm or else I’d sleep for longer :)

>>149528326
All of Forsberg's Nordiques/Avalanche seasons vs all of Lindros' Flyers seasons.

>>149528527
Let them have their cope lest you get blood on your hands.

>>149528456
I didn't realize his Dad was on Dragon's Den Canada. Boston Pizza a real big chain?

>>149528121
He loves the Habs and Skellefteå(SHL) and metal music. I like to stir him up every once in a while but he honestly seems like a decent fella that other Swede. I think he often comes across as rude or obnoxious, but I try not to read too much into his posts and just take them for what they are. Overall I like him a lot and I enjoy his in depth knowledge of the league. Think he's also into chess

>>149528546
>Boston Pizza a real big chain?
yes but it's massively overpriced (we're talking $35 for a medium pizza) and the head chef is a microwave. that being said it does taste good

>>149528527
>them?
vegas? nhl? rogers?

>>149528308
>paying 20 mil for nurse and bouchard till 2030

>>149528546
>395 restaurants
Yah pretty big.

>>149528565
(((them)))

>>149528548
A you the guy who says Skellefteå is sunbelt while Luleå is snowbelt lmao

>>149528435
Around 1:25 pm when it's the darkest in mid December

>>149528568
Bulju was denied a Calder Cup :/

>>149528565
You should already know buddy

>>149526223
that's my sister emily willis

>>149528609
dang that sounds comfy

>>149528598
Yeah I'm about 2 hours north of him and he hates that kek. He also hates that we're in the form of our life :)

thinking about sausage

mouth watering

>>149528573
Jesus Christ there are a lot of locations

>>149526356
Expect Marner-sized disappointments on the ice and in the toilet.

he needs to come home

>>149528562
Terrible, sounds like something Brad took to heart

>>149528562
Think I'd start an insurrection if that was the state of affairs where I lived

>>149528473
hextall's name is on the cup tho

>>149528654
Lol based
go Luleå
go Flames
go Sport

my knighties still have to get rid of hertl :\ i hope a SHIT team is willing to fork over some goodies for him

>>149528415
TRUST THE SHANAHAN PLAN

>>149528573
Didn't realize there's even one next to the ted's arena

>>149528568
>almost 50 (FIFTY) million dollars tied up in 4 (four) players
SURELY this is the end of the oilers reign of terror right?

wats a qualifying offer

I don't know anyone who actually likes Boston Pizza, its in the same tier as East Side Mario's

>>149528648
Not when you work nights and sleep during the 3-4 hours the sun is up.
>>149528654
Buddy I've made that drive in just over 1 hour

Canadian teams suck

>>149528505
there are no kittybros in this general they're all bandwagoners

>>149528727
Gary's going to jack up the cap in 2026-2027 so they can make it 58~

>>149528711
>REPORT: 'Smoke' Surrounding Possible Golden Knights and Hurricanes Trade Involving Tomas Hertl
Shit team incoming

Let’s recap the kike commissioner and Colin Campbell are rigging next season for the Panthers, Total kike death, I hope Florida gets raped by multiple category 5 hurricanes and you cunts all die

>>149528728
I don't think Byram is going to accept a qualifying offer.

>>149528732
i have very thin eyelids so i love when it's dark

>>149528765
It's only game, why u heff to b mad?

>>149528765
cool it

>>149528765
>Vegas vs Florida stanley cup finals for the next 3 years :^)

>i think you're gonna love it goy

>>149528770
I pull the blanket over my head so i can sleep in summer

>bouchard should with the norris, he's unironically better than makar!
>bouchard is dog shit he's the worst D on this team he turns the puck over so much just let him walk or trade him he's so bad!
>holy fuck bouchard is so good 2x SCF in a row and no D in the history of the game has ever been a better playoff performer, sigh him to 8 years NOW price is not a concern!
>4x10.5m? WTF is bowman thinking this contract has cost our team a playoff spot we're going to be rebuilding again and McD is going to walk its so fucking over!!
How is he such a polarizing player?

>>149528805
the difference in opinion between people with shit opinions and good opinions astounds me as well

>>149528763
I'd like to once in my life see a NHL team not getting bailed out by another team. If all 31 teams refused to do a single trade with the Golden Knights until the day after the season starts and they're 6M over the cap, what then?

>b-b-but my team is just doing what they think is best for THEM and if that is trading for a good player on the Golden Knights it doesn't matter
I understand that, but it would be better for every team if some teams got a nose burn for loading up in the off-season and expecting (knowing) that other teams will be their bitch and get them out of cap trouble.

>>149528835
gary wouldn't allow it

>>149528708
Hell yeah :)

>>149528770
>>149528794
Buy a sleeping mask? Or do what I do and take a pillow case, fold it several times and put it over your eyes when you're in bed.

>>149528835
It would be funny af, but like you said those teams literally have no reason to do it.
Some basement shithole team in the eastern conference that won't smell the playoffs for years doesn't give a fuck about helping vegas because it doesn't hurt them and vegas will suck ass by the time they're ready to compete.

There's probably something to be said for maintaining good relationships with other teams/GMs for future dealings.

>>149528562
With no toppings?

>>149528835
Teams play nice because they hope to swoop in during a cap crunch and pick up additional draft picks for saving them from cap hell. Vegass doesn't use their picks at all so they don't care.

>>149528330
Soulless

>>149528854
Gary would force teams to trade with teams like the Golden Knights? Yeah, wouldn't put it past him.

>>149528884
>and vegas will suck ass by the time they're ready to compete

Thats only true if Gary dies and his successor isn't as massive a kike as he is.

>>149528904
Yzerman will clean up the mess Gary has made with another Yzerplan

Didn't realize I had to close my eyes to sleep till I was 10. Used to just stare at things in my room till I fell asleep

if you don't like non-traditional hockey markets winning cups then you don't like hockey btw I love gambling

Took two marners at work

>>149528925
I too spent my childhood falling asleep watching decade of darkness oilers hockey games

>>149528941
in a bag?

now my wings have a lot of cap space but there's no one worth signing

>>149527760
They're delusional and think they can gun for McDavid next year.

>>149528871
I've never considered the pillow case technique. Good idea

>>149528935
I wish there was a website I could deposit money so I could make picks on my favorite teams to win games or my favorite players to score goals. I think Connor McDavid will score 100 goals next season!

>>149528953
id close my eyes once i fell asleep but i would never close my eyes to try to sleep

>sleeping with a sack pulled over your head
brilliant

>>149528954
Weaponize it

>>149528978
wtf were you looking at?

>>149528935
>>149528967
Gary would never introduce gambling to the NHL, that's a baseless antisemitic lie and possibly blood libel

>>149528983
how trb slept on 04/17/22

>>149528983
>he stopped reading because of a comma

>>149528954
Sounds like you could use a Duclaire and Mayfield

i sleep on my side with a pillow between my legs (naked)

Does all GMs shut off their phones and close the office at 6pm eastern or something?

anytime I hear a dude say "ooooh I got trouble sleeping...." I automatically assume they're ftm

>>149528996
Not him but I would look at the ceiling at the moving shapes in the dark

>>149528997
I guess I'll have to spend my money elsewhere, perhaps on officially licensed merchandise of my favorite team.

>>149529017
How often does Draisaitl come over?

>>149528415
>couldn't even get ANYTHING else for Marner
THATS Treliving btw

>>149528996
Just whatever was in front of me. Often I'd look at things and my little mind would convince me whatever I was looking at had a face and was a monster. Good times

bud1
mitch1

>>149528460
he did the same thing with gaudreau in calgary

im gonna think about you guys when im staring at my ceiling tonight

>>149529074
Better that than what he did with tkachuk. Flames a fucked for a decade till hoob contract expires

>>149529092
Cope, he's heating up

>>149529062
stop thinking about my sweet, sweet ass, Mitch
>frigging queer

>>149529027
Based, this guy gets it

>>149529045
frequently

>>149529093
You would think a veteran like that would get to 1M.

>>149529110
bud raped your ass? is that what you're saying? stop mentioning that bud raped your ass?

>>149529082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwUCcedbe2E&list=RDjwUCcedbe2E&start_radio=1

>>149529143
I'm neurodivergent :)

>>149529092
Huberdeau will forever be known as that guy traded for Tkachuk

>>149529092
The tkachuk trade was fine
The mistake was extending him the moment he got there. Hoob still had a year under his current contract. Before he even played a single game for the team to see how he'd mesh or gel with the new systems

>45 year old "man"
>went to doctor
>over memes
kwab trb is such a pussy no wonder he was dishonourably discharged

>>149527870
Why isn't this an issue in other sports? Just hockey

>>149529143
That was a good read

>>149529156
>>149529211
fuck off, Mitch, nobody here likes your style
>You're a coward, Mitch, and would never think of setting foot inside a recruitment center

>TRB hours
out

>>149529203
Yah good point. I didn't remember that detail. Regardless treeliving is a retard

>>149529245
>i'm a heckin' tough guy
>gets defeated in combat by a burrito
kek what a burrito bitch

12 years ago...

>/hoc/ literally has nothing to discuss this off-season

Bravo, Gary, hosted by our own pitard

>>149528086
Petey babby

>>149529203
He needed to sign the contract that summer. It had to happen. This "wait and see" fantasy you have doesn't work in blockbuster trades.

>>149529226
Don't your other sports have some kind of soft caps? And contracts that can be terminated? In the NBA there's like 6 players that have a No Trade Clause. Plus in your other sports depth is not important. You only need to have a couple of star players on the most important positions to win. In hockey you have a huge advantage if you have star players as depth.

>>149529301
>pitard
saaaar

/hoc/ has nothing to talk because you're a raped fucking faggot who feels the need to take the attention away from hockey, and you need to be an attentionwhore when it comes to anything. same fucking gifs, text and other bullshit.

>>
>hoisted by our own petard

>>149529288
Oshawa have the worst logo.

>>149529203
So trade tkachuk for a guy that could bounce one year later?

>>149529323
trb's gonna need another shot after seeing this

>>149529308
Man shut the fuck up you dont know anything

>>149529323
this

>>149529226
Athletes in every other sport make way more money or are just thankful to play in the league at a lower salary.

>>149529350
you don't know anything

>>149529368
then they would be paying even more taxes, idiot.

>>149529323
Reminder Stephen has been milking that moment with tbg for 3 years now and the majority of the vitriol towards tbg is just stephen spamming the thread to distract the thread from seeing what a fucking literal retard he is

>>149529323
There, there, Mitch, let it all out...
>All those delicious tears
>Let me grab my mug...
[]

let us not forget that
bud1
mitch1

>>149529384
Sorry, didnt mean to hurt your girlfriends feelings.

>>149529403
>>149529406
>the fat raped retard busts out his vpn when attacked
tale as old as time and bud1

>>149525961
Marner to VGK

>>149529403
>to distract the thread from seeing what a fucking literal retard he is
it's not working

>>149529403
nobody posts his tweets anymore so it worked
bud 1 again

>>149529403
cope stephen is just patiently waiting for a sports publication to call him for an internship

he's been waiting for a while now

breaking news: marner has re-signed with toronto

>>149529415
numale please.. your persistent negativity is not necessary

i wish dad and dad stopped fighting :(

so then why do mlb players want to play on the yankees or dodgers instead of the marlins or rays so they dont have to pay income taxes?

>>149526158
A sport like hockey would benefit from more chimpouts and rough housing

trb's persistent faggotry is not necessary

>>149529350
I'm sorry saar. I should've known you people aren't only watching hockey and take offence when you criticize apehoop, boreball and handegg for being non-sports.

>>149526388
Give me a break if it wasn't for Byfield being a fucking retard he wouldn't have had that last playoff run. $10.5 million for a guy who is one dimensional is a travesty

>Flames add Brent Seabrook to development staff
:)

BREAKING UPDATE:

We're hearing reports that Brad Marchand just blew up in a big fiery ball they could see from the International Space Station

>xhe rb is 46 in july
>his legacy is getting raped by bud
grimmy
also bud1

>>149529470
almost as if new york and los angeles are massive massive markets

>>149529488
Youre a swede you dont know shit about how or why north american sports leagues are the way they are

All the fucking stars are here. Would Randy please enlighten me on why he would trade Copey for Hertl? Maybe Sam can tell me what he thought of the jest season. Dylan any words about Samir changing from La Bamba to Pink Pony?

>>149529512
He went up like Ronnie Garvin

>>149526562
>heal
Canadians aren't as smart as they think they are

>>149529541
gary already exposed him as retarded.

>>149529550
cope my youth was already gone when i got here

>>149529539
Ronnie Garvin, the wrestler? he's not dead

>>149529541
Iq in canada is higher than usa tubbo

>>149529539
Kek

>>149529538
>nazim kadri? Fine name for an acid tongued Arab!

>>149529470
>there’s no hard salary cap in baseball
>already making so much money the extra loss in taxes doesn’t significantly affect their lifestyle and future finances
>significantly larger fan bases for better sponsorship deals

wonder how mitch is enjoying this unofficial 4 day long weekend

hoob is in fact, heating up

>>149529157
based

>>149529598
He deserves it

>>149529143
lewd

>>149529576
I just wanted to say sorry for bringing up hitler...

>>149529017
neat

>>149529573
You’re literally our bitch. Trump tweets and Canada changes their tax code

>>149529592
so you are literally agreeing income taxes arent a factor. even in the nfl players would rather play on the 49ers or even the bills rather than waste away on the dolphins or jaguars or titans where they wouldnt have to pay income taxes.

>>149529571
But he went up like the Challenger

>>149529017
by "pillow" do you mean "penis"?

>>149529644
Funny watching nato suck off trump while all moving to be non reliant on the usa
>trump is our daddy btw

Watching the Jays game
>fuck the Yaks

>>149529648
Believe what you want but the evidence points to tax liabilities dictating success in the cap era. Every other league they make more money by default so the income tax difference isn’t as important.

>>149529534
Enlighten me then, shithead.

>>149529735
No thanks youre a known retard around here.

>>149529698
watch bud1

settle down, girls

>>149529700
NHL players deserve more

>>149529688
Since 2017 it’s been Trump’s policy to make NATO less reliant on the USA, retard. You just proved my point on a far greater scale.

I tried pistachio butter. It was underwhelming

>>149529763
I’d prefer a smaller league that is not for everyone

>butter
>made from tree nuts
You ate pistachio and onions paste

>>149529791
whoa... what's his name?

>>149529796
imagine a 20 team nhl

raped retard getting the new thread ready as we speak

>>149529775
His goal was for these nations to increase spending buying usa arms. This is not what is happening. Also it benefits america for europe to be reliant on the usa for defence.

>>149529779
it tastes good ultra-sweetened and coated in chocolate, though

>>149529829
yum

>>149529817
Thank you threadcuck

should have never expanded to 12, desu

SHANT be making the next thread

>>149529857
same i made last thread

>>149529842
I doubt the laffs could've won a cup even then

>>149529836
https://youtu.be/OpbvhAvqWfY

raped retard will now have to threadcuck on vpn

>>149529876
kek true

>>149529905
>>149529905
>>149529905
NEW

>>149529827
Canada is wholly dependent on the US for defense, retard. Go die on another hill

>>149529700
that doesnt disprove anything. there are salary caps in the nfl and nba but players prefer playing on teams in la or ny than in tennessee or florida in both leagues.

>>149527295
I hope a Sunbelt team wins every championship the rest of my life so it makes all the entitled faggots cry about it

>>149527504
playoff season matthews