Pai Nosso, que estais no Céu, santificado seja o Vosso Nome, venha a nós o Vosso Reino, seja feita a Vossa Vontade, assim na Terra como no Céu. O Pão-Nosso de cada dia nos daí hoje, perdoai-nos as nossas ofensas, assim como nós perdoamos a quem nos tem ofendido, e não nos deixeis cair em tentação, mas livrai-nos do Mal.
Amém

>>149531295 (OP)
Talbott coped away his previous loss on Ariel hard

and a taco burrito to you to my friend

A tornado flew around my room before you came
Excuse the mess it made, it usually doesn't rain in
Southern California, much like Arizona
My eyes don't shed tears, but, boy, they pour when
When I'm thinkin' 'bout you, ooh, no, no, no
I've been thinkin' 'bout you, you know, know, know
I've been thinkin' 'bout you, do you think about me still?
Do ya, do ya?

fuck ben askren

>scousers don't get knocked out
Soon.

I will offer no further contributions to this third world thread.

>>149531412
kino

>>149531395
>GIVE ME CONOR MCGREGOR
dude really has made a career of chinning guys 5 years past their prime after they've taken a lifetime of damage

thawlts?

Jeem

>>149531542
what would the Topuria vs Islam odds be I wonder

>>149531542
i will be taking the underdog all three fights.

Didn't even listen to Topiglet's post fight speech or presser. Waste air.

>>149531542
Khamzat kills DDP like he killed Whittaker
Pantoja is -450 by fight night and wins by 1st rd KO
JDM unironically heems Islam and Islam never fights again

>>149531542
khamzat rapes. pantoja rapes. jdm rapes

>>149531576
Depends on Islam-JDM result. If Islam dominates JDM he'll be a -180 range favorite over Ilia based on size and wrestling. If JDM beats Islam, Ilia would be favored. Honestly tho the fight is never happening Islam doesn't want that smoke

>>149531612
making this my wallpaper

>>149531542
idk about the other two but Pantoja beats Van however he wants. prob early sub

>>149531542
Dricus is decent value. JDM is good value if not free money.

>motions to center of octagon
>points at pile of shit I took
>tell you to bring it on

>>149531671
>*kicks your leg and disengages*

bruh when Ilia sat down with Dan Hellie I got chills.

>>149531576
>>149531629
Betonline.ag has Islam -180 right now. It opened Islam -280

>>149531669
watch where you're throwing those things haha

>>149531542
not a betfag how do these odds work? what does negative 180 mean for chimaev

Why is a teenage girl fan of an ugly churka caveman
https://youtube.com/shorts/iGQ9I7BXQEo?si=56CorGD8kBFjKegU

>>149531776
Fake and cringe

>>149531801
this nigga just said something so cavephobic i just had to hit him with the grug stare

>>149531789
-180 means you have to stake 180 to win 100
+155 means you win 155 if you stake 100

>>149531801
Cavemen were the first ever hot guys if you didn't know

>>149531858
Usually teenage are more into pretty singers/actors/models

>>149531889
women are into gorgeous men like this

>>149531889
tastes are changing I fear

>>149531612
>>149531850
do you just have a folder dedicated to kino of this sort?

Ben Askren is going to make it

>>149531295 (OP)
I say this every morning and before going to bed.

>>149531685
>start grabbing my eye and motioning to the ref that I have "chills"

>>149531963
You're replying to 2 distinct niggas.

Why are they called "favourites" instead of "overdogs"?

the parallels... topuria is spaniard mcgregor.

>>149532089
>meows at you

>>149532124
Baldo hadn't been finished 10 times before then, althoughever.

Ironically, Ilia's best chance at becoming the first triple champ is if Islam wins the welterweight strap from JDM and doesn't immediately retire.

>>149532085
all rook same

>>149531295 (OP)
does anyone want to talk about how trash Jon Jones is?

>>149531963
I'll let my boy 25/8 explain in gif form

only a couple men have defeated charles faster than illlia

>>149532188
Islam at Welterweight is almost certainly too much of an ask. Charles had a clear size and strength advantage, Islam is a fighter who has taken significantly less damage than Charles has, is provably bigger and stronger than Charles, and is fighting at a weight class far more suitable for him than Ilia. That's the sort of set up that results in Ilia getting body locked and finished within the first round 80% of the time and randomly killed by a headkick 20% of the time

The worst part about clitia is that he strategically and patiently waited for the legends he beat to get just past their prime

brazza i can't fight topruia. georgian guy too strong for me. i cannot ruin fazza legacy, i retire after i beat australia guy.

so are Poatan, Anklaiev and Jiri retired? What the fuck is going on with LHW

>>149532424
He can only beat the competition that’s put in front of him.

>>149532339
If its at WW, its almost 100 % that islam is going to win
At LW its even
>>149532424
I love ilia but BDS faggots wont admit cause their hate for islam/khabib is too strong

>>149532124

>>149532484
Ank wanted to fight but Jiri and Pereira ducked

>>149532124
I prefer Ilia than Mcgregor but Mcgregor took Aldo at his prime, Ilia took a washed up Oliveira who is stylistically good for him (retard with no headmovement that always go forward)

I just put over a cup of detergent into my laundry and there is not single thing you can do about it

>>149532124
Also does this mean he will get subbed by a dagi ?

>>149532124
Woah...Ilia is Mcgregor....Islam is Khabib....Ilia vs Islam is Mcgregor v Khabib 2....Chills

>>149532589
imagine dodging the shittiest most boring LHW champion in UFC history

>>149532626
They should book it as early as possible
We need big fights

>>149532691
chills

>>149532626
AI slop

>>149532691
my clitty cage blasted steam onto my trans boobs giving me third degree burns

Toughts on Fares Ziam the beekeeper from Lyon

>>149532809
Beast of a guy when's his next fight

I'd say they shouldn't book another fight until November kinda tired of the bullshit.

Jacare

dana I not fight snow man jiri I mus have jamalt hill for real champ fight

Mayan Daemon

>>149533002
brazza little bit hair

Carlos Condit

>>149532897
Probably dawson or alvarez at Paris
They wont do VS BSD for obvious reasons

>>149533005
Brazilian Jamie Lannister
>>149533002
Other way around buddy

>>149532973
Jackagay
>>149533005
Gayan Gaemon
>>149533039
Cockblows Cockdick

Gegard Mousasi

>>149533110
Rodger Huerta

Why do turks suck at MMA when their balkan and caucasian neighbors do so well ?

Gilberto Quemado

>>149533005
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Mark Muñoz

The shot heard around the world.

>>149533132
Gilbert Melendez

>>149533150
is he maori?

>>149533150
Hey can you please do Kurt Pelligrino next please? I could use an pick me up

keep postin dawgs

>>149533195
Kurt "that fuckin faggot retard" Pellegrino

Francisco Santos Mir III

>>149533253
>mfw

>>149533282
Cuba has champs

Yushin Okami

Getting jumped by a gang of mentalists

>tfw when 0(zero) american champs

getting jumped by team alpha male in a ball pit

>>149533379
muttxisters I fear coldly that it's over for us big time

Israel Adesanya

Paul Harris

Let's be honest, Illia is a goat contender...

Sedrique Dumas

>>149533379
kayla is both bigger and more accomplished than several male champions

>>149533429
all his wins are pre flushed fighters

>>149533420
didn't it turn out this guy was basically legitimately retarded? in every photo of his gym he looks like some sort of gorilla or full grown chimp they taught to sort of behave, but when it came to fighting he'd just shred everyone's legs to pieces

>>149533429
It seems to me he surpassed khabib already but it doesn't feel it. Prime gooby might have just been too good a win

>>149532089
underdog is an old dog fighting term. usually the underdog got killed by the dog on top. they didn't call the victorious dog the overdog

UFC Champion and GOAT contender Ilia Topuria
Unranked welterweight and goat pleasurer Islam Makhachev

>Toquinho
>"tree stump"
can Brazil heemer confirm? is tree stump a nickname you give your mentally ill?

>>149533489
Can mentalists be super skilled at stuff like that?

>>149533450
>>149533492
Say what you want but even those older fighters are still at the top, volk is still the champ, max is a contender, charles went pretty close with arman.
Ilia just makes them look like a joke, we just don't know how his cardio will look in the championship rounds.

>>149532973
most overrated bum in ufc history next to bj penn
people talked about jacare like he was the most dangerous fighter ever and he went like 9-7 ufc lmao

Mackenzie Dern

>>149533489
He 1000% was some retarded Brazilian peasant that they injected with an insane amount of steroids. They taught him exactly one skill, tearing people's legs apart, and nothing else. Which is why all his fights ended one of two ways.

>>149533574
Volk was old, KOed and went down to FW again making his chin fragile
Max was dropped by Gaethje and went down to FW again making his chin fragile
Oliveira was old, coming from a fight where he struggled with Chandler and was the perfect matchup for ilia (retard with no headmovement that only come forward)

All of those are great wins but lets not forget that they arent perfect/pristine wins either
Its not like mcgregor VS aldo

>>149533581
Jacare was part of all the also-rans from orgs before Bellator even existed that never amounted to shit. The PRIDE spinoffs etc, I think most of them ended up in Bellator actually. DREAM is where Eddie Alvarez got big years ago

Miesha Tate

Pioneer.

Champions per Continents

Americas : 93
Asia : 9
Africa : 4
Europe : 11

shut up bitch

I asked God to witness greatness and the image of Kody Steele appeared in my head

Ear.

fuck ilia, i can beat that lil shit up no problem. charles was literally winning and he landed a lucky shot and now he thinks hes hot shit

>>149533713
>rich clementi rumble johnson
kek

Gray Maynard

Alexandra Albu.

more like gay maynerd

I'm a mentalist. I can read my own mind.

>>149533440
kek

Dagestani actress aubri ibrag

Alan Belcher

so you say jon jones only fought old bums but then call illia the GOAT? interesting

>Askren wastes 2 lungs because he's too lazy to shower after wrestling

Albini junior

>>149533899
Lung transplant Askren finna be the next TRT Vitor

how nice of dana to donate his lungs to askren

The toe is heemed

>>149533128
Ilia is Turkish thoughbeit

>>149533543
idk, there's a singer named toquinho and no one thinks of him as a mentally ill person, I think it's more along the lines of shortie but in a very affectionate way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzzrdbVt7HY

Garry

>>149533658
>Its not like mcgregor VS aldo
this wasn't even a fight, more of a display of will than a display of skill, aldo just rushed in like a retard.
Gooby's fight against Eddie was a masterclass rarely seen in MMA

the titanium shinbone has been compromised

>>149533979
uh, pfl sisters... they're making fun of us

Collaborations that didn't save a thing

>>149534317
Can't believe that they linked up...

>>149534317
just remembered the pic that the other mexican used to post

>>149534317
grim stuff

>>149534317
why doesnt she return to harvard?

>>149534356
It's ok b I don't need to puke

>>149533969
Who said Dana wanted to donate them?

mighty mouse would have lacked the skills and determination to steal the fifth round and the fight against opposition like erceg

mighty mouse? never heard of her

>>149534451
mighty mouse? Guru's sidekick? I didn't know he used to fight.

>bezos married his mistress

Pantoja never beat dawlg like Chris Carriaso and Ray Borg

>>149534317
Oh god not this fugly bitch

>>149534556
John Dodson

>>149533543
this monkey is right>>149534157
And Toquinho (musician) is kino.

uncanny resemblance to something

>>149534566
look at that bogged hoe. That bald goof must love to goon to plastic pornstars from the 90s

>>149534663
Oh my look at the gamungas on her

baby nigga

>>149531542
I think Dricus and/or Jack will break some betting lines

>>149534629
Thats Yoel

Rapist Alien.

>>149534663
This woman is an absolute nutbar, god belss her

Peached.

Surely erin has finally ended his 12 hour straight marathon of schizo faggot spam by now, right?

bros prime Gina was unreal

Benson Henderson

robocop has nothing on Dan Henderson follow up strikes

>Ctrl + F + Bussy, Porked, Daddy, Pozz, bacon, & BBC
[0 Results Found]

Ahh yes, safe to say heem has returned to non-spammy hours.

>>149534629
dodson? many heems. pantoja? few if any heems

>huge fan of cro cop b

What did Frank Ocean mean by this?

heem meetup

>>149535058
I envy the retarded if I'm being honest

Sure is weird how all those posters who vehemently insist they aren't one person on a VPN all show up and leave at the same exact times and also say all the same exact made up words.

>>149535079
Double the dosage, whatever it is

No Spammy?
Everybody Dance Now!

>>149535091
I cant increase your prescription you'll need to ask your doctor.

Test

Break it down!

https://youtu.be/YDW9QQo9CGo?si=2HJB9d0l9r5cYsKx

>>149535123
oh shid i didnt study

>>149535145
is this when he heemed schaun?

Your Honor Sir, it was self defense man he put his hands up!!

>IS THIS TRUE DID THE PROSECUTION PUT THEIR HANDS UP?!

Rape Ilia

>>149535058

>>149535204
Overeem

>He who bucks up shall, under penalty of law, be prepared to also knuck up. Case dismissed.

https://youtu.be/xDtBoNpqZvw?si=-9Qih3rdqHXaohVI

>>149535270
back then when we didn't know her islam connected to her schaubcutter

You now remember the olive era

>>149535244
quite based your honor

Ey yo lil cuz come ere
*heems you*

>>149535277

i dont remember shit you bitch!!!!

I like it here but unfortunately Im wasting alot of time I fear my trails and tribulations

I got the Shard end of the stick

>>149535305
Aye what the fuck is this? There is to be absolutely NO unapproved namefagging whatsoever. This was your only warning *heems you dead*

>>149535277
I slap when I brap

is shard end a lord of the rings reference?

>>149535333
Thanks faggot my boss just curbstomped me

I Pulled the Shard straw

>>149535333
Her unborn child will suck my BWC!

>>149535345
Fap when you crap nigguh ooooh shit nigguh it feel like my crap is fappin out mah ass nigguh

>>149535333
she drank too much milk

A guy with an intermediate level boxing with good powers raped everyone..

YA LITTLE SHARD ASS TING
ILL BOX YOUR JAW IN

A guy with an intermediate level boxing with good powers raped everyone(pre flushed fighters on the decline of their careers)..

>>149535368
But enough about my weekend.

>>149535368
what are his powers?

>>149535381
Cope

>>149535393
I'm phoneposting

>Is that there for me to answer that?
Yes.
>That one there?!
Yah.

the korean human slam bung dung

>>149535368
Now imagine if he had evil powers

>Shard beer, in Britain (also known as sharde beer), was used to describe a beer brewed for a shard period of time to kill off bugs in it so making it safe to drink, as the water was often unhealthy.
Kek smelly Brits drinking shard beer

Talmbout shard man diddy boxing?

Gerald Mere Shard

>>149535429
>Britain
>Drinks shart beer
HMMMM this whole Indians were the original Britons is starting to make sense!

>>149535412
Slow burning & bone-chilling A24 produced horror? With none of those cheap jump scares??

YAAHBADABBA-DOOO!!!

>>149535437
Everything is possible in your life, when you believe.

The Shard End of the Pool

>>149534943
AWOOOOOOOGA

>>149535405
bapbapbapbap, grab him by the scruff of his chest and snap that lil nose off yeh? little ding dong of a thing

Dricus Double Penetrated

conor is big boss. ilia is solid snake. paddy is liquid snake. ruffy is solidus (only gamers will understand)

So Gayna will make paddy vs gayg

As lethal as a bull

>>149535368
Boxing bros
We cant stop winning

Sexually assaulted calvin kattar will terrorise the division

>>149535333
>>149534943
>>149534663
>>149533877
>>149533830
>>149533128
KELBA

What's the idea behind the paddy vs Gaethje fight? Why not paddy vs ilia

>>149531295 (OP)
>Enlightened by ChatGPT

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPFFTPTTP*
oh brazza u making stinky? here let me check bamhole

I told you guys "FOR YOU GUYS" arman couldnt make weight and that back problem thing is just bs

Just occurred to me when Khabib flew from New York International Airport to Abu Dhabi then from Abu Dhabi to Moscow then from Moscow to Makhachkala to circumvent active covid travel bans thus delivering the illness which ended his dear fazza Abdulmanap's life he potentially set off a chain of events across global airports which diffused down into millions of official covid deaths. That means he could be responsible for potentially DOZENS of actual deaths.

>>149535532
i got a solid snake right here for you b

>>149535603
all those videos of him eating must have made dana so mad

>>149535532
Who is raikov ?
Who is the boss ?

A Weapon to Surpass Fazza.

>>149535618
Dagestani Ruediger needs to be banned from UFC for lyfe

>>149535630
>METAL GOOB?!
BAPBAPBAPBAP C4 HIS NOSE OFF YAE

Will the real abdulmanap nurmagomedov please stand up, please stand up

Will the real abdulmanap nurmagomedov please stand up...uh we're gonna have a problem here!

Yall act like you never heard of covid before.
All running to board the last flight out that airport.
Meanwhile T Ferg still made weight right there in New York.

Its the return of the oh wait no way youre kidding he didnt duck him for a 5th time, did he?

And Abdulmanap said "_____"
Nothing you idiots, abdulmanaps dead!

Muslim men love Khabib *chicka-chicka* Fat Head Im sick of him always shooting for crotch like a you-know-what & ducking Tony you-know-who

>>149535618
Those videos were after he missed weight or before ?

>>149535603
I think he can sue Dana for libel because technically he wasn't cleared to fight for back issue, but Dana said missed weight

what was the hermes franca/the lovely bones meme

farts smelling crazy rn

spammy moved on from this place but your still here how do you justify that?

>>149535678
He should talk to Mark Hunt's lawyer that guys a wizard at separating fighters from their money via decade-long legal stalemates.

Chomo Fighters
Hermes Franca
Kai Kara France

>>149535549
His jabs are telegraphed as shit, he always starts with putting weight on his back leg then transferring it on the front leg. You could destroy his front log with kicks when he does it
Charles really is blind as a bat

>>149535682
Hermes "The Convicted Rapist" Franca? That Franca?

>>149535682

Spammy finally moved on from this mortal coil?

>moved on
spammy was literally here an hour ago

Hermes from Futurama

>>149535753
I didn't even know he was sick.

>Chinese fighters show up en masse
>Salmon run ends
Every single time

>>149535746
I forgot what happend to this fellow heemer the rest of the show

Heembros, do we like Topuria cuz he's the coolest legend killer since Bones Jones, or are we rooting against him because he's too popular to the point redditors have switched bandwagons?

>Nooo he raped that person he is literally so bad and evil and just wrong for that, ugh!

Man when did this place become such a bootlicking basedboy redditoid infested shithole?

Phil Baroni vs Evan Tanner a fight between 2 badasses

>>149535780
he survived because he was based, Tony oinked like a big piglet and got what he fuckin deserved

>>149535791
Remember when Hammerhouse had that run in PRIDE where even Phil Baroni was jacked and weighing like 285 lbs? very cool

>>149535785
Yeah I think its time

>>149535746
>>149535749
yeah, someone shooped his face onto a saoirse ronan movie poster

>>149533379
Pantoja
Merab
both American

Remember when that guy spent an entire day posting super up close photos of my armpit over and over again?

What the hell was all that about, am I right?

we don't talk about that here

>>149535746
One of the truggs

No seriously what is wrong with them why did they do all that?

gonezo

>>149535752
yup. DDPs exploded

Brendan Schaub is going to prison

>>149535873
Well at least he died doing what he loved.

>>149535865
the internet was a scary place 20 years ago before the entire third world had access, it has not improved, and it's best to defend yourself at all times

>>149535892
who's the interviewer? looks like wmma newcomer cheerleader kait

>>149535904
I only have eyes for Hitler's finest angler

>>149535904
thats so true, we should put a gopro in her toilet

what's next for joanna zanella schaub?

>>149535920
deportation. I gave them location

>>149535940
uhhh you are supposed to reply with a sexual post

>>149531612
I liked this guy, I wonder what he's doing now. Wish they kept him

We have plans for Joanna Zanella Schaub.

>>149531846
Thanks, because he was to selfish to

There was a moment on the mighty guru show where DJ’s daughter hopped on his lap and Guru just had an impatient, annoyed, pensive look about him, which revealed far more about who he is than what he says he is

Most people are like that now which is why they should probably be eradicated

>>149535953
I'm going to make her fuck my BIC (BIG INBRED COCK) to earn her citizenship and then deport her anyway. I will then visit the zesty taco shop Brendan is ordering tacos from for him and TJ Dillashaw and piss in both orders while wiping my ass with the straws for their berry mocha fusion frapoothies. let it be known

>>149535740
Volk already tried that

joshua van will save the flw division

Khabib averted his gaze from the fazza portrait at the HOF ceremony

Gm HH

Khabib....why.

>>149535958
he got caught roiding in PFL like a boss

the new ufc philosophy of slowly building contenders is why we got 3 million justin gaethje dustin poirier title fights. i like jean silva getting a bump they need to churn these guys out

>>149536040
NHH

Is Brendan Schaub just unintentionally funny or does he have severe brain damage

>>149535740
it can work to an extent, but ilia isn't retarded

It's 3 AM. Chandler slowly opens the door and sits on the edge of Hap's bed, quietly tapping his shoulder.

"Get in hero position, Hapman," he whispers into Hap's ear while taking a long deep whiff of his hair.

"Ai'ght yt pops," Hap murmurs, half asleep...

Hap begins to lay prone.

Without hesitating, Chandler pulls down Hap's Paw Patrol pajama pants, revealing his plump, black, ass. He salivates at the sight.

Chandler takes out a bottle of baby lotion and begins to oil Hap's shiny metallic bronze cheeks. They glisten brightly under the moonlight...

>>149536132
Why are canadians like this?

HOLY SHIT BUDDEH

Yesterday at 3am it was so fucking cold that my work tools were literally being covered in a thin layer of ice, the water was freezing and the prostitutes on the road were gone.
two sweatshirts and a jacket and I still felt the fucking cold coming through me
Okay, never mind. Here's a webm.

>>149536132

Just imagine how good Joshua Semi would be>>149536253

in my personal opinion, ilia won this fight

My stepdad says that men with curly can't fight.

>>149536282
Curly what?

>>149531295 (OP)
Shartles was always a bum, his title run was a joke
>Washed Kevin Pee and Turdy Ferguson
>Bellator bum Chandler
>Already broken and exposed as having no grappling by Khabib Dustin and Justin
He was the same quitter he always was just he learned to lay on his back instead of curling in a ball when he got rocked

oh shit it's REAL

>>149536295
Curly hair. Now get this....MY freaking hair is curly!

ILIA TOPURIA IS THE #1 P4P FIGHTER IN THE UFC

*inhales*
AHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>149536291
>>149536301
>belal muhammad anywhere in the top 15

number 1 ranked featherweight Max Holloway, number 3 ranked featherweight Ilia Topuria.

>>149536291
>>149536301
the meltdown when they get back from morning prayer is going to be monumental

Why does the POOfc do top 15 and not top 10? It kinda bothers my autism.

>>149536341
i think it's a good thing because there's a whole category of fighter good enough to break into the top 15 but virtually impossible for them to break into the top 10

Apezilians vanished from /heem/ since the shartles KWABing

>>149536253
Wear multiple pairs of socks b

>>149536301
Ok and Shamil kills all of them 1v1....your point????

>>149536355
For divisional rankings I would like it to be top 20 and for p4p top 10 because it's even and it looks nice. Simple as.

>>149536301
pantoja should be above dickass

>pantoja asks to get ranked higher
>jumps 4 spots
the system is corrupt...

>>149536132

>>149536389
this honestly. dude cleaned out his division while ddps greatest win is beating jizzy and strickraped twice

WHERE IS BJ PENN DAMN IT

*slaps that little nose off him, yeh*

BJ "blowjob" Penn

>>149536338
>>149536309
Obsessed
How is this any surprising

>>149536301
hines should be above islam

>>149536301
Little Tommy Helwani's friend née Retardsson formerly Piers' friend is the worst ranking champion

>>149536442
if I knew where Finland was I'd heem you for this unfortunately I'm American and know fuck all except how to eat shit fart and fight

If Islam beats JDM is he p4p again?

>>149536476
Probably.

>>149536301
Now show us the Poo-In-Shoe rankings.

>pushed out a really hot wet smelly fart
>thought I shit myself it was that bad
>go to wipe
>nothing
*phew* lads

Erceg beat Pantoja. Has everyone forgotten about that already? The guy James brutally heemed

>>149536389
Factual post Santtu Panttila is one of the best champions they have

>>149536488
>Erceg beat Pantoja.
So?

Here man

>>149536488
Shit happens nigga I've been heemed once in my life it can happen to anyone

>>149536507
Roll

>>149536507
holy shit they all look the same

>>149536507
>surgified plastic aliens
No thanks

>>149536504
So panty boy shouldn’t be high up on the p4p list

>ilia says he doesn't care about p4p
>(probably just doesn't want to compete with merab)
>gets ranked #1
the conditional humility won over the rankers

>>149536486
I hate the farts you get when there's a bad shit coming, I call it the "turd winds", like the trade winds. The aroma is enhanced because it's directly passing over the big blustery shit you are about to take, and if you commit too hard to those farts you might get countered

>>149536536
DDP lost to unknown south african journeymen

>>149536538
>conditional humility
He knew he was beating the goblin and didn't want to make things awkward at the kvass cooler during breaks

>>149536548
Africans are marauders just look at my nigga Francis.

>>149536443
Bonjour miseur. You were saying Imovov still can't even speak french well. In that case it's really odd that he uses it as his first language. The translator must be thinking "What the fuck? I think you need a Russian translator not me" every time.

>>149536530
>t.

Heeminder the pinnacle of the sport is to unify the 3 BMF lineages

>>149536560
Elimination or first fall?

>>149536540
I think that is what just happened. It didn't smell like a normal fart. It smelt like a fart that was part bile upper intestinal tract. The type of fart that smells like the diarrhea is about to happen.

A Ruskie speaker speaking french, then getting someone to relate that bad french into another language. What sense does that make

Matt Hardy is tougher than many of the UFC roster. Oh yeah homeboy.

>>149536557
>>149536569
*whipcrack* BACK TO THE FIELDS TOBY

Sucker n suckertash I've only gone n lost me prozzy pounds on an unlikely gamble AND they've made toblerones more expensive oh what is a poor little blk boy to do

I am fat.

>>149536573
BAH GAWD TWIST OF FATE ON MEERAB HIS AMERICAN BADGE FLEW OUT HIS ASS KANG

>>149536586
>>149536593
Enough of that b

turns out Ben's new lungs are just whoopie cushions

>>149536569
I thought you live in LDN lad surely you're used to broken speakers

>>149536620
he's a broken speaker himself

>>149536628
Yep, what I say is barely understandable. How do you even manage to reply? You are amazing

OK...Sooooo...I'm non binary.

How come he got (You)s and I'm left here with my palm outstretched like a belal asking a helwani for flour at gunpoint

>>149536488
Erceg would have won if he didn’t shoot that horrible takedown with a minute left

>erceg would have won if he just did something different
Amazing analysis as always heem

>>149536299
>charles is a quitter
He showed a ton of heart in the title fights against Chandler, Dustin, and Garth. He was badly hurt in each fight

Erckek lost
Horribly

>>149536628
Honestly the big race reveal answered so many questions

>>149536640
Youre welcome hear

>>149536656
Fuck you

>>149536109
155 has been a logjam for like 7 years. Conor never fought then Khabib never fought then it was the same 4-5 guys fighting each other post covid

>>149536640
I'm aapo cousin of topi menace of kotka nice to meat you nobinry

If things had been different than the results would have changed.

Olives only lost to Toptoro because of the bad hammer fists Michael "2 black sons" Chandler gave him in the previous fight. Honestly. Chandler softened him up for Toptoro.

I'm Mauri and i am man

>>149533658
At this point chin is irrelevant argument if you haven't noticed. there is no version of Volk that could survive that left.

(You)
It was 2-2 and Erceg was winning round 5 until that takedown. Same thing as Gane vs Francis. Retarded

>>149536689
Chandler was always dirty as fuck in the cage. Nothing new. Roided little midget looked for every edge

Maori Povich

He was winning until he started losing.

>>149536716
Yeah he always grabs the cage, eyepokes, etc. Fucking cheating hgh gut RAT

This idiot. It's not even a prostitute fund. The money is for any outing with a female that costs me money

>>149536716
>>149536749
Thats the only based thing about Chandler honestly.

>>149536702
they just don't get it man
maybe they can't believe their eyes

>>149536756

Mauri Mauri man
I wanna be a Mauri man

>>149536756
Idk what his problem is b but seems we're both catching fire are you seeing the 'menian this week

I dont think the Mauri posting meme is going to go very far brother best to stop forcing it now.

>>149536507
I prefer no surgery asians

For me? Its gotta be white people.

Äm Aa Uu Är Ii
Moon Mauri
Hot shit

THOSE LEG KICKS ARE DEVASTATING MIKE IT'S LIKE A POWER BAR IN A VIDEO GAME AND THOSE LEGS KNOCK IT DOWN

>>149536808
Talkimg about white people ?

>>149536808
Most insufferable people? Youre so right b

>>149536815
https://youtu.be/Oa-jA8dfaLk

>>149536775
You get it, you are a supreme gentlemen. Experienced in life, astute and cerebral. Why should we spend our hard earned money on them?

Ive got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 unfunny posts from finland (nigga) from finland (lil bih) from finland (on god?)

The fuck finny gon' do?

>>149536840
There is no "we" bud.

Very simply heem his jaw off his face with a devastating question mark kick

>>149536862
Alright finland

>>149536808
Agreed

>>149536827
thems fightin words chud
>cuts dick off
>joins wmma
>loses

>>149536827
>>149536875
These are two posts I feel that I could do without

>>149536887
They're no Nordic posts that fershure

>>149536887
Youre pink

ELIAN TARPTORO YOU TINY MEXICAN BASTARD

>>149536893
Don't reply to me

>>149536903
*heems u*

https://youtu.be/pTHaF1mdPGM?si=GOU6XxqimsMLHi-R

>>149536914
This was such a good episode, holy fuck I cant believe someoeb is here abd wants to discuss the Overkill podcast. How long you been listening man?

krismoutinho

Lavar "Big" Johnson

Bitches think Gabbie Garcia is beautiful until you tell them they look like Gabbie Garcia

MMA show name idea: the war report

>>149536989
I think Schaub just claimed that one

>>149536993
Great minds b

>>149531295 (OP)
soohn

>>149536664
whos the skirt?

great news guys DC still hasn't gotten his stolen truck back

The MMA Predictions and Postfight Commentary Podcast also Sometimes Fight Companion

Goodnight queers

>>149537035
Goodnight, sleep more than 4 hours dough

>>149536891
Soon they sleep and leave us in peace

>Steals your truck

>>149537035
Goodnight, bappa

>>149537025
An actress, goes by rachel sennott, who isn't gay or jewish but often plays gay jews either way I'd heem her looks a bit sloppy but is White and cute

>>149537059
*tap tap* is this off again

*turns off monitor*

TURN ON MY MONITOR.

>>149537069
mmmm yum

Slamdaddy kils JDM then moves down and molests Topiglet and retires as GOAT

>>149537261
alright man

*turns u on instead of ur monitor*

>>149537261
>Winnable welterweight matchup against new champ who went life and death with Remember The Name
>Choke out midget, after slamming him on his head

ngl Islam might have this one in the bag

>>149537290
he didn't went life and death

>>149537261
Even if he did that he wouldn't be GOAT. People think a few wins make a GOAT now. Division makes no difference and even if you think it did then you'd consider DC the GOAT. Overall 10+ title defenses would be needed for GOAT status.

>magaysia

its not gay when its r*ckhold you dumb volkanovski

Paddy would put up a better fight than the last 3 opponents Illia had
Paddy is a big guy who is just getting better

>>149537370
I laugh at the comments casuals online make dininishing paddy
Hope this fight will be booked
Illia might lose this one

>>149537252
she's with a chinese guy now

>>149537370
Daddy Pimblett is walking around at 210lbs right now.

>>149537386
se acabó, grasso got riced

>>149536068
It's probably normal there. I don't care

There's a lot to unpack in this fight game you see

>>149537290
i wonder if moving up to ww helped islam’s chin since he’s not cutting as much.
he's always been chinny and his striking is awkward. Ilia’s definitely got a small shot at a KO but otherwise its probably 5 rounds of him getting mauled by Islam

paddy is the first modern opponent of ilia's who could actually try to bully him with size and reach (max has t-rex arms)
i think ilia still wins but i would love to see a real challenge with both grappling and striking like an upgraded jai herbert fight

>>149536507
Get

>>149537386
You just know they smash clams on the hourly

is payton talbott my boy now that el jefe has been discrimintated against?
https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/924882-frank-ocean-dating-rumors-payton-talbott-gossip-news

GAYton GAYbott

>>149537428
Paddy is shit all he has is bjj and Ilia just passed Charles' guard like it was nothing Chandler win means nothing Chandler is the worst fighter in LW

Talmbout Talbot?

>>149536507
setokan is the best girl. always will be.

>>149537428
paddy needs to beat the hang man before he can sniff illias taint.

>>149537462
dric daddy proved lgbtq is the new meta.

>>149537473
ilia needs good wins, kid
say it with me... paddy pimblett is one of the greatest fighters of all time

Frank Ocean and Talbott have been grappling

>>149537428
Paddy has 10cm reach on Max dang

>>149537500
how much girth do you think he has on him?

>>149536129
Volk's legs are about as long as my balls in summer.

zesty ass lightskin nga

>>149537504
Paddy is famously fat we're probably talmbout whole integer ratios

>>149537504
Comparable talk actually

>>149537510
Talmbout?

>>149537518
Rampage isn't a lightskin by any measure

>>149537518
his son is not a lightskin doe, i thought rampage only get his meng schaubed by asian skirts

>>149537529
>>149537540
Look, rampage knows when his son is sweet.

>>149537428
yeah he surely will outbox Ilia in pocket amirite? I hope you don't imply he will be moving on backfoot like Volk. Doostin unironically thought Shartles could do that shit.

>>149537368
>you dumb volkanovski
Schaubstralians aren't Macedonians

any chance poofl dies and usman comes over to turn Topuria into a bottom?

>>149537542
Doesn't this old geezer realize it's cool to be gay these days?

He knows.

Imagine being a Charles fan and thinking he would have a slight chance

>>149537577
Pretty sure he could just waltz on outta that joint. Pfl doesn't seem to have any retention powers over their fighters.

>>149537579
Not really, faggots are loathed by all no matter what the media says, i am afraid.

>>149537589
>Illuminated by Spare Change

>>149537587
We must not follow him

>>149537589
just how good is josh emmet and jai herbert

Niggas forget that ocular surgery heemed Oliveira's vision by fixing it

pantoja heemed islam, people forget meng

>>149537590
if islam is gone at 155 I think that is dana's goal.
get umar and usman a belt. brazza fc

Triple vision olives DODGES the flurry and BLEEMS the clitty

>>149537620
hey I thought you were sleeping

>>149537631
There's like 3 of us

>>149537637
Go back to wrestling lil bitch

>>149537637

THE thread...get on it

>>149537653
The worst thing about Charles losing is that he won't be able to afford more shitty tattoos

>>149537665
Are you his tattoo artist? Gonna be a tough year b

>>149537577
this doo would get pummeled by any of the old guard besides Gaygee maybe. Arman would kill him as well. Ilia would put him on backfoot the very first second. the only UFC level opponent he has faced is Hughes.

>>149537683
I was. But I no longer respect anyone that gets knocked out in the first round.

Heemcycle the askren one

Askren is gonna die and he's gonna be remembered for this...
Fucking brutal

>>149537357
Poones lost 3 times, GsPISS fought plumbers and got heemed by a dwarf, and pooldo lost in 13 seconds. Slamdaddy will definitely be the GOAT.

What is going on in this city. You put on a shirt, devote your scarce free evening, get extorted even though you knew it was overpriced, pay service charge.
And they somehow put of their free weill decide to disrespect you with this.
After all of that I have to go home and cook a substantial dinner

>>149537856
Sorry Janet, I posted to the wrong board. Please don't ban me

>>149537945
>>149537945
>>149537945