Thread 149531361

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>>149531361 (OP)
squish squish

Jon Jones raped in prison

Finland

Jon "Anik" Jones

What's up with ex UFC HWs making insurance claims on trucks?

*not in the top 5 p4p in ure path*
justice for my boy, panGOATja

paddy knocks out that bum

>>149537782
>hasn’t checked the rankings update
Ngmi

>>149537812
oh shit panGOATja is no 5 lets go

Charles has topuria right where he wants him

>>149537842
you really want to see Pantoja Vs Royval 3?

Surprised GSP has never accomplished that.

Cody Garbrandt title run when

>>149537936
ok fair enough

>>149537936
I think erceg should have a crack at it

Pantoja vs Merab

>>149537782
>>149537812
he should be first or second, while I value winning the belt in two divisions more, this guy as sonned his top 10 to the point where they have to bring people in from other promotions or cross their fingers that they can give a decision to a new guy, there is no one as consistently superior to his peers as him in the company
>>149538077
the only truly justifiable shot at being double champ since Volk Islam 1, they should make it a rule of thumb that you have to at least clear your top 5/run out of contenders before attempting moving up

>>149538119
too bad his competition is shit. that's why HW and FLW constantly get shafted like that.

>>149538197
Islam do be like that sadly factual i fear

Faktual post

>>149538197
Arman could be in line had he not chimped out over being offered Gamrot after he shat the bed.

Topiglet really forfeited the chastity belt and ran to LW to avoid getting his porkbussy spitroasted by his MovDaddy.

How Payton Talbott Got His Groove Back

Mr Finland Amirkhani walked so Omar Mister Helsinki could run.

Do we really have nothing better than Topiglet?

Glad to hear Ben received the double lung transplant.

>>149538237
Xhe also goes by Clitia, and Piglia

Little ding ding dong Topturo

>begs for a spanish passport the second he gets a belt
>Exclusively speaks spanish in the media
>walkout to a meme spanish song
>begs for a UFC event in Spain NOT georgia
>asked about georgia and brushes it off
>kisses the forehead of the king of Spain
This doo straight up wiped his ass with georgia

well i would argue ilia topuria is mexican

why are cards outside of US consistently superior than ones inside it?

>>149538290
*indian

can someone make one with topuria and add Max as a third catch.

Arman was attracted to nina and for his sins he was denied a title shot

Fuck /heem/

Topiglet's oinkin for Slamdaddy's sloppy seconds

Topiglet's oinkin for Slamdaddy's sloppy seconds

i spare the brazzacels for i knoweth their fate

>>149538210
This picture is too too accurate. These days I have to respect the original weeaboos though, they were ahead of their time and didn't care what anyone thought, now they're cool

>>149538437
Wow I remember when Rob and max were good in 2016. Those guys still fighting?

>>149538464
>brazzacels don't even watch mma
shameful

Say something nice about the #1 pound-for-pound fighter in the world.

Gastelum's dumpy mrs

>LW champion Ilia Topuria
>Unranked WW Islam Makhachev
brazzas, why is the manlet holding our belt? did Islam lose it? did he abandon it? did he run?

>>149538558
Clearly didn't fancy getting sparked out by us

i just double checked and islam actually has no good wins. this is not a joke post, he genuinely has no good wins

>>149538453
You cared enough to write an essay about it, pajeet

>>149538589
When ilia beat the same guys but older and more flushed they were great wins, though

Don't worry I posted it to faggot Reddit instead, I don't need your take

you will eventually have nothing left but the ghost of khabib. from then on each passing day will only get darker.

Ilia(Connor)
>Cocky
>Mystical
>Decent arse
>Two div champ
>Dynamite hands

Paddy(Nate)
>Stoner
>Weird accent
>Weird body
>Average arse

>>149538628
He fought them and made it look much easier. Pisslam could have easily fought Ilia and put an end to the discussion. let me guess, he's just another featherweight and should fight contender amirite?

>revved the poojeet so hard he dipped to plebbit
Another W

>>149538589
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

Volk wonked that churka's nose, the churka went on to duck the rematch, Volk get his belt back.

Food for thought thoughever

>>149538268
ngl as a peak casual viewer i thought they put the wrong flag on the spanish lad or he was just there to train like Mareb in America or something

*crosses hands in front of hips and slap them against penis*

>>149538709
Yeah since Dual nationality is illegal in Georgia, Merab had to renounce it to gain the American one, it is what it is i guess.

>>149538658
does that mean paddy is going to sub clitia?

>>149538658
>paddy
>>Weird body
Weird how, he is swole

Volk made Ilia look autistic

>>149538622
I do. And?

Schaub should become an alcoholic again

We will be back for our throne

>>149538658
I wouldn’t consider Nate’s way of talking to be an accent.

>>149531361 (OP)
we dont speak that crap here

>>149538849
What's a cookie under a tree?

>>149538782
Chaddy is gonna spitroast Topiglet's bacon bussy with his BSC

i knew a long time ago that islam would vacate before fighting ilia

>>149538503
This image speaks volumes

>>149538849
He speaks in a californian accent

You're a ghetto hillbilly

Topuria kills Shavkat

Shavkat Rakhmanov...that man....He gives me chills

Finland must be wiping like mad, he hasn't had time to post for a few hours. He must be getting carpal tunnel syndrome, I feel sorry for him

Khabib got the strap off a real estate agent

>>149539052
That's little scene did not look comfy

>>149539052
Francis is more fascinated by the acrylic pillars than the sliders

that little dago midget has sent the pigslamcord into an absolute meltdown

..................................................................................................heh.

>>149539052
es un frunk

Little paki jit

>>149537965
gsp retired before the rankings were introduced

You now remember Gooby vs chandlah

>>149539147
We have a gooby at home

>>149539147
We have a better conor now. He beat mvp on this card.

le maori face :^P

>>149539224
I bet if you ran into him and asked him to do the scary Maori face he'd jump at the chance kek

i’m not after glory i just want to be glorified

>>149539224
Doo thinks he's playing a jrpg

>>149539224
Schaubstralians hate themselves so much they latch on and larp about a made up tribe

josh fucking emmett is for real

>>149539224
didnt they announce him as being australian
also why does he look white and not native
madness

>>149539257
Kai isn’t Australian you mongoloid

Pisslam status? Pakitranny status?

>>149539278
Don't care what british slave state he is from, he is isn't a marouai either you wanker

>>149539296
Hes from fuckin Maori bro

>>149539308
You made that up, that's not a real word that exists in an English dictionary.

No enough mana

>>149539334
Bodied that freak.

>>149539224
Why is he chasing something that demands respect when he enters a room? Is his warrior heritage not enough?

>>149539146
Nah. It was introduced February 2013 and he thought Hendricks in November. For some reason I thought Anderson/Weidman was way before GSP/Hendricks

>>149539402
Nigga said he thought hendricks

>>149539434
Hendricks is a policeman now, how crazy is that

>>149539265
DENNIS THE MENACE ASS FIT

>>149539455
Brendan Schaub has amazing style

Anaruru222

>>149531361 (OP)
shartlesbros... our response?

why did they immediately zoom into Shartles' face after the heem. are they stupid?

Charles saw the infinity gauntlet meme kek

>>149539468
In due time

Inside MMA goat list from 2008.
(Number one is revealed to be Fedor)

>>149539511
GOMU GOMU

>>149539434
God dammit.

>>149539434
Maybe Georges can finally be brought to justice

>>149539513
Not 1 of them besides Fedor would be in todays top 15 all time p4p list

>>149539224
>basically admitting he's an insecure little manlet desperate for some respect
why would anyone admit this

Maori Povich

Looks like troonzilians are heemed mentally, the shartles KWABin mutilated them huh

>>149539468
Let more White guys creampie your women, might fix the quitter gene you got.

>>149539696
I'm afraid american women took BBC by the mile and still didn't work out. 0 american champions

>>149538437
>max tanking that first shot
yeah no way Poirier is finishing him

sean brady is outside your house

Here’s your PigforPig number one bro

>>149539725
I'll simply BECOME BOBBY GREEN

>Mandalena have no grappling brazza.
Chills.

>>149539722
Poirier beat him twice, cazzie.

>>149539751
this is the reason he went up. Khabib and Islam looked into ilia's wrestling background and decided to take on jake instead

Dana made the call to have Islam bumped down the list, he was about to break Jon Jones all time P4P #1 reign

holloway is getting zleemed with a combo two fights in a row

>>149539751
That's not what he said, he said ''schaubstralia have no wrasslin brazza but greek-macedonia inven wressling you know diss''

Which makes sense since it was greek-macedonians like Volk who invention pankration, Islam studied history.

>>149539753
>twice
brutal decision

>>149539801
It makes perfect sense though. Islam can and should get the top spot back if he beats Jack

who does that to money moicano

Holy based lmao

>you are a bitch this one is a pussy that one is a bitch too
wow these professional gladiators sure act like one

>>149539834
Dan prostitute bros....not like this

>>149539772
jack* im retarded

>>149539869
Good tidings, traveler

so wait, topiria vacated his last title so why the fuck did he have 2 belts after heeming olivera

>>149539909
Hugo made the call

>>149539834
arman was literally ducking islam tho

pantoja: where is my belt
topuria: looking for this

>>149539909
not the first time they did that, it's not a guarantee you will defend your other belt after you move up anyway even if you don't officially "vacate", they like the shot of two belts on one guy but they want to avoid jon jones type leverage that leads to clogging up divisions

>>149539834
Bodied that freak

>>149539909
You don't have to actually hand in your belt. They make a new one when the title changes hands so the old champ actually keeps theirs as a keepsake.

>>149539909
ilia lives in a parallel reality with its own laws

>>149540100
When the pawg milf gives beastin head

The p4p ranking has lost integrity since the days of Islam, jon Jone, khabib, etc being on there. That's y ilia doesn't care

>>149540119
Talmbout 25/8?

My life is beastin 25/8

This nigga still got the baddy cut

>has to choose between getting brutally knocked out by Topuria or JDM
Poor poor Pigslam....

>>149540256
Never under estimate those dagi boys they've never yet met a challenge they cant duck or cheat their way out of.

Never trust a hue to do a brazzas job

Why is Evloev fighting an unranked debutant

When Islam beats JDM he’ll have snapped a combined 76 fight win streak in his title matches

Assuming Ilia fights Gaethje (who he called out) a win would bring him to an incredible 5

>>149540277
Never trust a hue to do a job

>Islam killing his fazza as well incoming
you heard it here first.

>>149540278
Maybe so he can actually finish a fight for once?

>>149540292
Why are you such an insufferable faggot?

Is it SLAMdaddy like bodyslam or (I)slamdaddy?

>>149540322
More like slam piggy

>>149540322
its slambussy

>>149540320
Turn your monitor on

>>149540338
>>149540341
Oink on it crazy style

pigslam
pisslam
it's all the same

>>149540254
Zhalgas zhalgas cut his hair like a pederast

>>149540343
Absolutely BODIED that FREAK

>>149540322
More like Paddy "The Daddy" Pimblett

Henceforth I shall refer to Finland as Sweden the lesser.

Cheyanne Vlismus

Let's be real, Charles looked like death all week. The chin was never going to last.

Let's be real. Volk was always bad. Max was always bad. Charles was always bad. In my eyes, Ilia has 0 wins.

islam is already dead via arm triangle choke

>>149540507
Factual post I fear

Let's be real. Makhachev is 33. That's old as fuck. It would not be a good win.

>>149540478
Cub swanson left a crack in shartles' chin

one hundred percent there will be no mention of age or decline heading into the fight, but after ilia is done with him you will see "prime islam" in every thread for years

Shartles '' the pussy bitch'' trannyveira was heemed?? NO WAY!!

Islam fought a prime Volk
Islam fought a prime Olives

Toptoro fought a flushed Volk
Toptoro fought a flushed Olives

Levels.

>>149540507
Truthful post Sweden the lesser.

Let's be real for once. Ilia is 28. That's young and inexperienced as fuck. It would not be a good win.

>>149540510
Rent free lmao

ilias got fast hands, but he is heemable

Are you saying THE pussy bitch who tapped to strikes against a UFC commentator got heemed??????????????????

stop the cap

>>149540659
>t.

>>149540650
Facts. If slamdaddy loses, it's back to Makhachkala to work on that CSGO ranking unfortunately

>>149540682
Mad bitch lmao

>>149540661
fighters are unheemable until proven otherwise i would say

>>149540699
We don’t sign our posts here

>>149540745
Mad bitch

>>149540745
destroyed that freak

>>149540507
What of Jai Herbert?

:)

>>149540613
I think I'm going to chase my losses, something one should never do, but I'm going to be. It's Islam

#1 P4P

Am i baned

>>149540745
Blasted that baboon.

>>149540745
Creampied that freak

Nuked that nigger.

>>149540745
Bodied that patriot

>>149540788
Pretty good, but can you make him three times smaller.

>>149540745
Pulled that pork

>>149540699
Everyone is ganging up on you so i'll be on your side.

>>149540745
Pickled that Rick

>>149540822
This is the Post.

piggy no belts go oink oink!

Topuria drop it low and make it bounce no homo

>>149540867
Yeah that's more like it. That's my short king.

>>149538119
Moreno wins the rematch

THE baddest man on the planet. Tom Aspinall

Moreno builds the Legos

Thanks to that one guy who named me as his favourite poster. How many did you get? Hah

Crazy how no one here talks about Pereira anymore. Biggest bunch of reactionary losers I ever seen.

chill inducing tko

Pereddit

>>149540934
Pereira fought like a bitch

>>149540909
Nope Islam is going to win, bet on Ilia if you're hard

>>149540934
I know, earlier I heard one fag talking about Max being shit. Just the other day he was the greatest ever

How would Topuria break through Islam's indomitable guard

>>149540934
Certain individuals here do not like to discuss Pereddit’s last fight

Going to do some kettlebell swings in a bit. The shape they get you in is crazy, they're not over hyped one bit

>>149540979
And to think. This was Islam in his chemical prime. Veins coursing with Meldonium. Now in his natural state he's even more vulnerable

>>149540934
he got flatlined by jizzy

>>149540934
CHADkalaev fraudchecked him

wtf

poatan bodied that freak

This fight opened as a pick ‘em and Islam is becoming a heavy favorite

>>149540934
LHW as a whole is kinda in a stall rn tbf

>>149541092
Alex obliterates that orangutan in the rematch.

>>149541096
Because Jireddit and Pereddit are literally ducking the champion. It’s going to end up being an Ulberg title fight which no one wants

>>149541093
Well yeah obviously. Only a retard would pick JDM. JDMs biggest win is bumlal and he went life and death with him kek

All the muslim "fans" are seething

MMAJoey had it 48-47 Belal

>>149541184
surprised he didn't have it 50-45

When Ilia snapped Volk’s -1 fight win streak, that’s when I knew he was the GOAT

>>149541158
Islam fought 1 time in 2024 and in Jan 2025 he beat THE money moicano while toptoro in the same time beat Volk, Charles, and Holloway.

Weemin you right
Every night
You should let me weem you

>>149541207
ilia also has a better winstreak. 17 versus islam's 15. dagi fans always bring up unbeaten winstreaks, well there you go.
And ilia has never lost either.
it's just undeniable. won two belts, better winstreak, clearly isn't a weight bully. just raw talent, b.

islam? the unranked welterweight? why do you guys keep talking about him?

>>149541226
Except Islam’s win streak is in the UFC

What is a 45-70?

>>149541238
ohhh, now that matters? what's with all the goatfuckers who would preach about khabib's 29-0? did they all disappear? do details matter all of a sudden?
interesting.

>>149541238
ummm well ilia became just the fifth man to brutally tko charles oliveira

>And here, chimed in Radilov, pointing out to me a tall, thin man I'd not noticed on first entering the drawing-room, 'is Fyodor Mikheich... Come on, Fedya, give our guest a taste of your art. What are you hiding in the corner for?'

>Fyodor Mikheich instantly jumped out of his chair, took from the window ledge a cheap-looking fiddle, picked up a bow - not by the end, as is normal, but by the middle - leaned the fiddle against his chest, closed his eyes and launched into a dance, singing a ditty and sawing away at the strings. In appearance he was about seventy. long nankeen frock-coat bounced about sadly on his dry bony limbs. He danced, either boldly giving himself a shake, or, as if on the point of collapse, swayed his small bald head, stretched his veiny neck, tapped his feet and sometimes, with evident difficulty, bent his knees. From his toothless mouth came his frail voice. Radilov must have guessed from the expression on my face that Fedya's 'art' gave little pleasure.

>'Well, old chap, that's enough,' he said. You can go off and receive your reward,'

>>149541261
Who was talking about Khabib? I know you’re flustered but he’s been retired for years and you need to stop seething about him

>>149541261
>b-but Khabeast!!

Broke you.

>>149541264
why couldn’t islam do that

Running this bidet for 15 minutes straight to clean my Khamzat, its an but bloody but ultaimetly clean post Schaubsplosion. God hep me. God hep us all.

>>149541238
Then Khabib was 13-0

>>149541289
imagine retiring with that pathetic of a streak and a few shitty title defenses.
embarrassing.

>>149541280
Doesn't old stuff just give you that indescribable warm and comforting feeling. Everything these days gives me a shallow, cold, and jarring feeling

>>149541286
Submitting fellow grapplers is more impressive

>>149541226
The weight bully is the biggest thing. I suspect Islam will get exposed at 170, Dagis are the worst for weight bullying

>>149541305
>submitting a guy who's already tko'd on the feet was impressive
weird cope

wake up lil bro, i just heemed (You)

>>149541315
heeminder he’s struggling to put on weight for 170

brazza bros mining for anything they can use to cope with the fact that islam ran from ilia and would lose to him

>>149541320
he already walks around at what a WW does, why does this weight bully need even more weight?
embarrassing.

>>149541316
>islam TKOed and submitted Shartles in his prime
Levels

>>149541126
shartkalaev is fucking the Paul Craig rematch thoughbeit

Reminder Ilia is Georgian and Spanish… the two countries who have put up the strongest resistance against the ever encroaching influence of…
Islam

Ilia brutally snapped Charles’s one fight win streak over Michael Chandler

Paddy
>listen whoever let that kid in the octagon I'm gonna need to talk to em, never should've happened
Islam
>yeah we've told Ilia we don't want him going to 170lbs
Arman
>yeah, he fucked up badly, we lied about how badly he fucked up actually, he's not on our good side
Gaycheese
>pfft, retirement? you know how i feel about guys that say retirement

who the FUCK is Ilia supposed to fight?

WE plowed Dee deep in the airbnb

Heeminder that Ilia ducked the vacation invitation

Lot of guys think they can just walk through Michael Chandler and not pay for it later.

>>149541362
Makhachev?

>>149541380
The Diamond after he heems pilloway in round 1

>>149541380
himself....

>>149541380
Paddy vs Garth is pretty much confirmed while Arman fights Topturo.

>>149541401
The parallels here are almost uncanny

The next few months are going to be the most important in brazza history since UFC 229.
Dricus and JDM both winning will be a truly catastrophic outcome

DDP has the worst striking I have ever seen.

>>149541460
Youve never seen me

>>149541380
the return of kevin lee, for the vacant welterweight title

Omg KWABIB is such a humble person and fighter the GOAT makes Jon jones fused with GSP tap first round he just quit early because his dad got deatheemed ok? I am from Schaubistan greetings to all my Muslim brothers mashallah inshallah hamdullilah

Levels.

>>149541297
>STILL seething

Truly the undefeated 29-0 never bruised never bled never dropped a round never knocked down GOAT.

oh man they're already getting ready to fall back to khabib

There are levels to this game and Topturo is still on level 1...

>>149541523
As we all knew.

Slamdaddy breaks and busts in piggies.

And Clitia oinks, squeals, and sucks up the sloppy seconds.

>>149541553
Umm you guys started seething about Khadaddy out nowhere I’m afraid

>>149541261

>>149541523
where are they getting 58? Volk and charles combined is like 30

People often speak about McGregor.

You CANNOT speak of Khabib without mentioning McGregor.

Goob won.

this doo gay as fuck

>>149541583
There is no sane or rational counter to “He tap like chicken” unfortunately

The PorkedforPorked number 1!

Khabibs first 10 opponents in MMA had combined records 30 wins and 55 losses. Topuria's had a combined record of 100 wins to 50 losses.

>>149541570
Impossible for a clitty cage to not start leaking at the mere thought of Khabeast althoughsobeitmore.

Illiot Rodgpuria: Supreme Gentlesir

>>149541612
there are no frames from a fight ilia lost. you can't say the same for islam.

.

/heem/ is STILL seething about Khabib all these years later after he retired KWAB. Can't let it go LMAO

>>149541676
Khabib owes his riches to gambling, ring girls, violence and dictatorial blood money. Fazza can you hear meeee?

>>149541662
We can't find a frame from a fight where Movdaddy lost which is precisely why Topiglet ran from him to fight another emaciated CTE'd featherweight.

Khabib reached 18-0 by totally convincingly beating Tibau. Can’t see Ilia do the same thing.

Is anyone here planning to bet on Dricus?

>>149541698
>can't defend islam
you hate to see it

>>149541768
blud got SLEPT by pantoja from wish :crying: :skull:

>>149541758
Dricus is going to win but by 49-48 decision.

>my thread survived the night and is now active
enjoyingasandwich.jpg

>>149541758
I don't partake in sports betting. I know it's big in your culture whenever I watch the TNT sports streams every other commercial is about sports betting.

>>149541758
If it gets up to +200 I might.

Paddy is going to murder ilia and his son in the same night

>>149541836
Hmm yea you might wanna save that money for a lung transplant

>>149541758
Me

>>149541856
I don't work out and I shower twice a day. I'm not gonna Askren out.

Paddy could grab Ilia by the throat and then lift him in the air and there's nothing Ilia could do to stop him

>>149541877
He could kick his feet in the air like a cartoon

>I don’t work out
That’ll keep you healthy

>>149541895
Trump says the same and he's running circles around people half his age

skibidi justin gaethje chicken jockey

>>149541943
You could not follow Trump's schedule for even a week.

>>149541895
Who the fuck is trying to stay healthy nigga? I'm trying to die before this planet becomes uninhabitable.

my favorite historical figure is mr beast
my favorite musician is joeyy
my favorite fighter is john dodson

Yeah I train super hard I'm preparing for war. I push myself to the limit every damn day. Mental madness. Jocko Willink, David Goggin.

>>149541974
Based post

ah hell nah this nigga really did not just say chicken jockey in the big 2025, unc lookin ahh lmao

>>149542058
chill lil bro we fw the leaf

askren vs trump for the most heemed kwab award

>>149541963
Fur shur b playing golf for 12 hours and eating big macs is hard work

>>149541768
Slamdaddy doesn't need defending unlike Topiglet who needs people to tell her she's a pretty piggy.

Levels.

>>149542207
GSPbros...

>brazzacord churning out seethe at factory speed
slampig complained to Dana about Ilia making him look bad.

>>149542207
the nigerian nightmare marty from nebraska

>>149542229
Obsessed

>>149542229
Can you try that in English, brown man?

>>149542114
That's my album

>>149542229
He was going crazy to get that p4p spot for a long time and Ilia took it in 2 minutes. Ofc they are seething

>>149542190
You unironically would struggle with even that.

>>149542229
>slampig
ohnonono

>>149542252
Cheers Benjamin, keep making music.

>>149542229
>>149542253
Why are you so revved

>>149542253
>p-please be mad!!!

Keep squealin'.

>>149542279
He's a cazzie

He's a fuck boy, heard that from Ecco.

Paddy Pimplett will be the first time Ilia Topuria hasn't fought an extremely old man since his fight with Bryce Mitchell

pisslam status? KWABOTY

>>149542310
Nah that's shartles

>>149542275
I do it for you fucking guys

>>149542314
Chills.

And still nobody gives a fuck about Topiglet.

Buds replying to himself

>>149542351
Dude is biting goob bar for bar, wouldn't be surprised if he tries to pull off who da fook is dat guy

>>149542305
Did someone say ecco?
You guys can never match me physically

In other news, Conor McGregor attempted to appeal his rape case with evidence that Nikkita Hand was sexually assaulted by her ex-partner. It was revealed on the first day of the appeals that no such evidence existed, and McGregor was forced to rescind his claims

>>149542379
His trash talk and persona are so shit and cringe lmao
And don’t give me
>b-but he’s ESL!
Because Dricus is the best trash talker in MMA

>i-its a samefag
>i-its a cazzie
2 seconds apart. Slampiggy got em working up some sweat kek.

>>149542380
Only real fanatics know tl;dr

>>149537782
>Clears out all the division
>Still hasn't fought Van but will probably win
Thats the good life man

>>149542413
You sound extremely upset

>>149542394
Kek what a rape ist

>>149542413
Bro you need to calm down. Ilia is on top right now, it’s a bad look to be this angry for no reason

grim

>>149537842
When you beat the humber 1 you become the number 1. People only had a problem when this happened with Umar because they're weird about dagestanis. Van deserves to fight for the title

>>149542413
clowned on that clown

>>149542394
>couple tells you something
>hey, they said this
>um, uhh, n-no we didn't!

The gooby cries out in pain as he strikes you

This is becoming a fetish. Keep your eye on this channel because something is going to unfold very soon

https://youtube.com/shorts/nnkLJzcbPsk?si=ECiR1gm-nBxt6YjJ

>>149542394
Rape is a dirty game

>>149542351
islam... #2

>>149542443
I already posted this. Keep up.

>>149542466
I wish to heem latina midgets

>>149542430
>y-y-you s-s-sound m-m-m-m-m... angry!

>>149542421
Like me :) what a guy

>>149542433
Topiglet is actually a bottom bitch I'm afraid.

>>149542449
When Max knocked out #1 they put him at #10

>>149542484
You are extremely upset. Please calm down.

>>149542394
Oh no, that couple owe him a full refund, they're in trouble. Hope they didn't spend the money already

>>149542474
...in buying Instagram followers.

got him cranked kek

>>149542496
Just repeating the same phrase like an angry black woman. Sad!

>>149542479
What would you do to her?
I'd ring out her dirty knickers and wank with her sweat. Can only pray I get the staph

topiglet looks to be the newest artificial phrase being facilitated exclusively by the ganecord

>>149542459
That is generally why people don't try to build court cases off of hear say

kek what a welsh bitch

>>149542518
Topiglet posting has been big all week brozay keep up with the heemingo.

You all need to shut the fuck up.

>>149542511
There is no need to be so mad. /heem/ is a forum for intellectual debate. Please stop being so absolutely revved, it's unbecoming of you

>>149542527
you can spam it a hundred times in a thread and it still aint finna going over jack

>>149542273
is that wmma legend kira queen?

>barks over the spitroasted piggy

Chilling.

I see why Topiglet fled this fight.

>>149542531
Revved bitch

>>149542537
It's already over bigly I'm afraid.

>>149542507
mixed martial arts

>>149542443
12+1-Volk
11-Charles
1-Dustin
3-Moicano
how does this add up to 58 again

DO THE SHARTLES SHAKE

>>149542565
Yeah Topiglet should get better at that instead of bottoming for bantamweights and Black Daddies.

>>149542534
This is a great example of Sunk Cost Posting.

>>149542558
hasnt been used once outside of your discord polycule

Topuria vs khabib, who wins?

>>149542567
I think it’s counting Volk pre-UFC

Gane got ya seethin'?

Clitia Topiglet has made it’s way to r/MMA via twitter

>>149542592
Topuria I fear stuffs khabitch's bacon greased khabussy

>>149542604
Why would Tom's future loss make me seethe?

>>149531361 (OP)
Fuck Dana

>>149542579
ilia... never loses in mma
islam... loses in mma

>>149542477
idc lol

>>149542592
Khabib and probably very easily. Khabib is simply stronger and bigger than anyone Topuria has every fought and Topuria has never really fought a grappler-wrestler before.
Ilia has come in at a very lucky time where the entire top 5 of lightweight are old strikers susceptible to being chinned

>>149542567
it's including JDM

The Duke of Dagestan, Islam "Means Peace" Makhachev has been defeated

>>149542634
khabib got rocked by a short notice michael johnson bro

Jack Bella Magdalena will HEEM. Screencap this.

dustbin was throwing straights in singularity and they had khabib doing the stanky leg

If a mediocre at best wrestler like Charles can get double underhooks in Khabib could probably just steamroll Ilia like nothing. It really can't be understated how unworldly his athleticism and durability was.

>topturo calls out arman in the octagon saying he doesn't deliver because his back hurts
>rogan: "You're talking about Paddy"
Why is Joe, honest to G*d, so unbelievably retarded?

>>149542651
And Ilia got simulated by short notice Jai Herbert we know
At least Michael Johnson has a somewhat respectable resume

>>149542689
Ilia had previously stated that he didn't want to give Arman the title shot

>>149542689
Joe was instructed to push for Paddy. Dana saying he didn't want that is bullshit. They are constantly trying to shill british fighters.

Topuria miscalculated, ate a massive headkick, recovered and won by brutal KO

Islam walked into a telegraphed haymaker and got knocked out

>>149542689
>we're seeing a difference already in the way Charles is absorbing these shots

>>149542709
It's not up to Topturo to be matchmaker.

>>149542621
Jon Jones has a "loss".

Nobody counts that one either.

Just like nobody gives a fuck about Topiglet or Tomala sadly.

>>149542651
Khabib ranked head kicks Ilia isn’t one shotting him like he did Shartles

remember when Jon Jones got his head dribbled off the canvas like a basketball by Adriano Martins?

>>149542739
Dana had also previously stated that the UFC wasn't giving Arman a title shot

Khabib said Islam was number 1
he ranked that shit

>shavkat
hasnt lost yet
>garry
undefeated

Some of you niggas could use a brain transplant

>>149542767
>Dana had also previously stated

>>149542742
Jon Jones lost because he hit his opponent too much. Islam lost because his opponent hit him too much. These are not the same.

is Topuria /ourguy/?

>>149542757
Jon got his head bounced like a speedbag by THE Dominic Reyes

>>149542742
ilia... never finished in mixed martial arts
islam... finished in mixed martial arts

kek what an asspinall bitch

All of Jon Jone's opponents have been 6' or taller.
All of Islam's opponents have been 5'11" or shorter.

eating sun chips in the sun

Topuria 1, 4
Emmett 2, 3, 5
Josh Emmett wins by unanimous decision, ending Ilia Topuria's title run

I bought topiglets fake followers to try and discredit him

Say Happy Canada Day. Respectfully.

>>149542910
what is that some kind of state holiday?

No

>>149542852
DC is 5'6

>>149542827
Topiglet was far more hurt by Jai Herbert than Slamdaddy ever has.

This is why would nobody cares about some DEI loss or Topiglet I'm afraid.

>>149542883
i’ve been saying emmett 1,3,5 for years now

Emmett won that fucking fight.

>>149542795
His name is Clitia Topiglet

>>149542946
ilia... headkicked, sat down, heems opponent dead
islam... punched, head bounces off canvas, loses

>>149542910
happy canada day
im working today

>>149542946
the undefeated double champ has you in a devastating fit of MATADOR DERANGEMENT SYNDROME

>>149538437
Mma is full of recency bias
You fags are going to cry when Chimaev is champ and when islam is going to darce JDM
Also topuria is a brazza retard

I'm afraid pisglam AKA pisslam has won the KWABOTY award. fitting for the seond p4p

>>149543020
Brutal DEI circumstances.

Shame Topiglet needs Slamdaddy for anyone to give a fuck, huh?

Topuria should represent his goergian origins more
If he didnt have a goergian name and repped goergia, you would never know he is goergian
>>149543079
Common everybody was insulting him before the fight
I was the only one to see him winning in that fashion

>>149542692
I wasnt talking about Topuria but that was his short notice debut at LW and he shuts his opponent down by the second round
Khabib lost to tibau on his second fight

PIG DOWN!!!

>>149543090
No still Shartles and Pereddit I’m afraid

>>149543079
>replying twice

Slamdaddy got ya bacon bussy BOILIN'.

>>149543104
actually i predicted this presciently

>>149543090
>BDS trannies are so buckbroken that even small things like that are huge victories for them

>>149543134
different anon the MDS is driving you to paranoia i fear

>>149543082
speak for yourself caz, real ones boyed ilia and dricus years ago

Seriously
Why do Dagestanis/Muslim Caucasians make people seethe so hard ?
They pretty much irrelevant outside of fighting so why so much seethe ?
I have never seen people be so emotional and irrational than with them

>>149543176
At least you’ll have something to fall back on when Zatdaddy rips Dump Feces chastity belt off

>>149543176
Never talked about ilia you retard, ilia is the best fighter with islam right now
Talking than when islam/khamzat is going to choke jdm/dricus
You fags are going to cry for another 5 months until the narrative shift on another fighters

>>149543126
I oink for Adriano

>>149543179
>>149543191

>>149543179
Because they act tough but when the going gets tough they get gonezo

pakitranny and the nafri when turdpooria rapes pisslam

I want to sing a song that will be just ours but our tears have been used up

>>149543215
We don’t post selfies here

>Anyone anytime brazza, just make weight
>PFP 3? no brazza he is featherweight
>Ilia Topuria? no brazza make him fight contender
>Gaychee is a good fight brazza you knou dis
>Belal lost insha'Allah I am moving up
>I am keeping belt and will be back brazza
actually I have much more respect for Khabitch. he sacrificed fazza for ducking scheme. slampig thought making Merab's son say he heckin moved up for Ilia would slide.

>>149543215
Still butthurt about UFC 280 and UFC 313 ?

>>149543200
dricus beats khamzat, the rest of your post is incoherent

>>149543237
You made this into your head you retarded brazilian troon
Islam/Ilia is always a 50/50 fight for me and way before the charles fight

India and Dagestan alliance

What do I say? “No, NEVER!”

>>149543248
>Gaychee is a good fight brazza you knou dis

>>149543222
>Taking on JDM isnt tough
>Taking on 35 year old no head movement come like a retard oliveira is tough

What are you talking about ?
>>149543248
You will find defaults for any fighters
You could say that Ilia ducked Movsar and Arman

>>149543294
holy fuck i hate gaycheese so much. whining about muh title shot

>>149543294
who should he fight? He called out Paddy as well. I know who you are going to say and you know the answer.

noooo toporio cant fight gaethje because he has to fight a number 10 ranked meme fighter

>>149543267
No
>>149543281
UFC forced him to move so ilia can become champ
They want both of them to be double champ so they make a double champ vs double champ fight
>>149543294
I like ilia but BDS trannies who only like ilia because of their BDS will ignore this

>>149543318
Someone who isn’t 36

Make it a Canada thread. We deserve this brazza

>>149543318
Arman
The only real threat to him
Paddy and Gaethje are going to get fucked

>>149543352
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>>149543352
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>>149537945
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NEW!

>>149543367
>>149543367
>>149543367

>>149543300
>You could say that Ilia ducked Movsar and Arman
Movsar only became relevant after Ilia moved up. he wasn't even in question for title shot. not to mention they were scheduled to fight and Movsar was the one that ducked.
>Arman
he will get a title shot eventually when he stops behaving like a spoiled brat and takes the Gamrot rematch.

>>149543306
Khalil rountree got a title shot
Yair will get a TS
Its not that crazy

>>149543363
>>149543371
>>149543373

>>149543378
When ilia was champ
He was a undefeated top 5 contender that was stylistically a bad matchup

>>149540745
assraped that donkey

>>149540934
>reactionary
You dont know what that word means, anyway Pereira fought such a boring fight and his performance was so forgettable and lackluster that it only follows that peopel will forget about him. It's not like Charles, who either wins big or loses just as big. Pereira lost in a quiet and meek way, just didn't show up at all. I still boy him though.