Thread 149539735

Canada day edition

Happy birthday bros!

how do canadians celebrate canada day?

>>149539746
You too bro
Enjoy the festivities :)

HAPPY CA NA DA DAY

>>149539760
People do different stuff
Lots of people here float down the river through downtown

>>149539760
go down to the field where they are playing live music and selling beverages of course, fireworks at 10pm

*cracks open a labatt blue light*

>>149539735 (OP)
>loose marner for nothing
>laffs asset management

Has there ever been a more clown organization in the history of NHL or any major sport for that matter.

bud + 1 = trb

I sense a frenzy imminent

>>149539830
my rat! :)

>>149539829
Let Treetard cook.

Place your bets - which team will fuck themselves over the hardest today with terrible signing(s)?

>>149539891
Vegas

Mornin

>>149539891
My Islanders :)

>>149539910
Yeah I'm thinking Flames dynasty

>>149539891
Whatever team that signs Boeser for 8 years x 9+M and Ehlers to 8 years x 10+M

Every other player available won't get more than 6M and in a rising cap world that's not much for the shitty teams with lots of cap space.

>>149539830
Where is MY RAT in the Canadian 4 Naysh uniform?

>>149539884
OUR rat :) for six more years :))

>>149539849
Based fellow fake news spreader

>>149539980
sign it

>>149539735 (OP)
I love Gary!
Go kitties!

Should we just award the 2026 Cup to Florida and spare canada another humiliation ritual?

F L A M E S
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>>149540015
This but Calgary

>>149540020
R U L E
U
L
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YOUR 2025 FREE AGENTS CLASS
>Ehlers
>Boeser
>???

>>149539960
Awesome!

>>149540057
Gavrikov but the rangers tampered him

>>149540020
>>149540053

/hoc/ has signed anon to an 8 year extension with a $0 AAV

>>149540090
Won't you be too old for the club then?

>>149539891
Laffs its always the laffs.

>>149540103
I think my best years are still ahead of me

>>149539891
Soilers

>>149540084
Bud is kinda a shitter

Stank is locked in

>>149540116
They're not. There is only shit waiting in the future. This right now is as good as it will ever get.

>>149540090
Shall be on the LTIR.

>>149540204
Kotkaniemi contract 2.0

>>149540204
This is the new Kotkaniemi contract for the Canes.

>Oilers running it back with Skinner and Pickard

how THE FUCK is franchise serious this is fucking bullshit

>>149540469
genuine question

who the fuck is on the market that would be better?

>>149539760
i dont know. no one ever invites me to do anything on Canada day

Will any of these dudes play in the NHL next season?

>>149539960
MY RAT KING

>>149540524
Schaefer and misa. Frondell is raw.

>>149540480
Sharter Fart is on the market on July 24.

>>149540530
raw just like bud's pp on that chilly easter evening

>>149540524
No.
>>149540530
Literal retard. Frondell is the only one of those three who've played against professionals.

>>149540480
gibson until my goalie-hoarding stevie stole him :)

>>149540514
where you at? ill come over and we can drink wine while listening to shania twain and whatever happens happens haha :)

Kek sure

>>149540560
yeah lets throw Frondell into the fire for Chiraq. Won't have any problems down the road btw

>>149540566
that all you have planned? that don't impress me much

>>149540599
flush it down the toilet, mitchy

>>149540623
im gonna getcha good anon, its a matter of fact

>>149540090
I'm going to test out the free agent market to see what I can get before I decide to return here

>I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR
>BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL
>BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>>149540599
The real quote should be:
>"I got everything I wanted, the money and the NMC, but in the end, I wasn't enough for me so I took a hometown discount in Las Vegas instead"

>I pushed so hard and got so far
>butt in the end, couldnt even marner

>>149540619
That's not what I said. But neither Misa who's only played against amateur kids nor Schaefer who played like 15 games against amateur kids, is ready to play in the NHL next season.

>take on the shorks curse with hertl
>take on the laffs curse with marner
i feel like my knighties just flushed their chances of another milly down the toilet :\

>>149540691
brownoid

>>149540657
>numales seethed at the habs when they drafted him

canada day more like canada gay

>>149540694
cope it's true

>Montreal acquires Zack Bolduc from St. Louis for Logan Mailloux.

...Mailloux makes no sense for the blues

I can't see the free agency signings

>>149540754
All I remember of Bolduc was that he took retarded penalties in the playoffs against the Jets

>>149540754
>trading an established player for a mid prospect
Excuse me what?

>>149540759
Just follow where Friedge's nose is pointing to

>>149539735 (OP)
>celebrating amateur hockey like this
Shiiiiiit, and it was only 9 years back then.

>>149540776
When the Dobson trade was made I saw lots of posts on HFboards that said Habs will have the best D-core of all teams in a year and Mailloux was included in those 6D projections.

another swing, another grandslam

where can i watch a stream of talking heads yacking it up for 7 hours and laughing at each others jokes and interviewing players who all say the same optimistic bullshit?

>>149540856
Habs fan always overrate their prospects. Mailloux can't defend for shit

>>149540856
Noah Dobson cannot play defense and he's going to be paired with (I want to assume) Matheson. Habs fans are going to get pissed off if he does the same shit again

>>149540856
>projections
They're saying the same about Buium and Jiricek for Minnesota, but who knows where either of them will be coming out of their first training camp.

>>149540866
>laffs

5 minutes until free agency

It’s up
https://www.youtube.com/live/t1ZVEQBQhxE?si=H0-Q86-fkqw-SisV

>>149540862
this place called television
>or the radio; or a podcast

>>149540928
Thoughts on your lose to bud?

Did anything cool happen yet or is this gonna be a really boring season

>>149540948
repeating memes from leaf schizos doesn't make you fit in here any better, pal

>>149540925
https://youtu.be/6e3_qAQUBco

https://youtu.be/ACuGR3Dxnzo

https://youtu.be/XPhu0QsoQ1I

Gary where the trades at?!?!

this milf in the blue blazer on tsn looks like a lady i'd like to meet.

>>149541031
Sorry, no one wants to move
Have you SEEN the economy?

>got all the boys back
How did he do it?

>>149540677
Misa played against 18 year olds when he was 14, I'm sure he will be fine playing against bigger competition.

It's easy to be ALL IN when you get paid 8 million dollars to play ≈25 games per season

>>149541056
Chucky surgery + LTIR until the Olympics

It’s up
https://www.youtube.com/live/mv4ag19gocw?si=goKqWjbUcNSq_vjk

>>149541063
As long as he watches his 6 and protects his bussy.

>>149541063
He's a poor man's Logan Cooley.

>>149541085
Retard

>>149541073
If you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'

>>149540928
>TV
nope
>radio
nope
>podcast
nope

does canada have town criers who come to the village square to announce the free agent signings?

>>149539735 (OP)
happy canada day

Why is Bob McKenzie still on TSN? He's semi-retired. What does he bring?

>Christian Dvorak 1 x $5.4M

>Philadelphia
jej

>>149541170
Sad

>>149541137
His name is Bobby Margarita

>>149541137
oh man that would be awesome

>>149541170
Reminders me of Mark Giordano signing on the laffs

Sad Canada Day...32 in a row!

JOYOUS DAY OF THE MAPLESTAHNI !!!

Now they talk about the "pressure" of playing hockey in Canada.

Hockey media is so fucking delusional. There's more pressure playing soccer in the Italian tier 3 than playing hockey in Canada.

>>149541191
he did play like 150 games for them in the end. slow, generally depressing games

>>149541221
>wymyn analysts
kek, disregarded opinion entirely.

>>149541056
jewed ekblad, bennett and signed marchand for 4 years plus tip

>>149541171
The Flyers got their 3C!

Oh, they needed a 2C?

Nevermind.

>>149541222
Toews will probably do the same in Winnipeg

Kevin Weekes bulking up big time.

>>149541247
Zegras

>>149541221
Yes, but soccer is a gay sport with numale fans

>>149541221
>mfw posting on /hoc/

Why are the ducks still allowed to be associated with Disney?

do canadian players know that signing in canada means they won't win a cup? is that a popular sentiment around the league?

I'm curious as to how the Sharks are going to hit the cap floor. There's no way any of the big names are ending up there.

>>149539746
same to you anonny

>>149541263
I think he'll be a winger going forward.

Happy Canada Day

I want Canada to always remain independent and never become the 51st state

>>149541308
same, too many indians

geno's jacket looks very warm

>>149541268
You would Marner your pants if 150 Italian ultras came to your training ground and started to trash your car with baseball bats because you lost four games in a row and your team is in the middle of the table in Serie D.

>>149541277
Never realized he was 4'11 good lord

With the Bouchard contract and the Draisaitl raise kicking in the Oilers window has officially closed.

>>149541319
the native population is already very low, how can you hate them with their firewater and casinos?

>>149541319
I wish you strength
and that Canada doesn't let itself be intimidated by a mentally ill person like Trump.

the lulea swede is better

>Ilya Kovalchuck off the books
what does this mean for the devils?

>>149541242
The players know very well what they are doing. Im mostly surprised about Ekblad. Do you think he will pull a Byfuglien and peace out of hockey once our kitties :) window closes? Or did he intentionally sign a very team friendly deal so he can get traded to a contender in the same scenario?

Perry getting old, don't think he will have reaching the Finals magic this season

>>149541359
Do what I do and buy a new car so you can keep having $500 payments each month!

consult the chart

>>149540599
But your hair is still dry and intact.

emily!! :)

I also want to go from being a HockeyAllsvenskan BUST to a comfy TV job.

>>149540754
Is Zack Bolduc a midget?

>>149541327
Oh good, I'm sure they'll do the same thing when their home is invaded by foreigners

> As
@sportsnetmurph
alluded to, hearing Brock Boeser is returning to Vancouver

>>149541166
He's Pedo Emeritus, helping the younger pedos.

>>149541360
6 of the 8 years are a no trade clause putting him at 35. He'll probably retire a panther even if they don't win another.

>>149541344
chugs do have nice casinos, I was at one in niagara recently

can we just get sharter fart back please

Come on man, buy some dress shoes for fuck's sake.

Boeser stays in cuckville. kwab

>>149541449
actually, makes sense if you're doing a TV show all day and having to stand on your feet the whole time. Take good care of your feet.

>>149540204
>8 years of stinkhoffen
>candycanes

>>149541449
Noooo I have to buy the latest sneaker from DeVontay the point guard on Los Angels Clipper-9ers

>>149541421
How many latinx people have you chased out of your country?

>All the biggest names get finished yesterday
>Boeser decides to stay in Hongcouver because ????????????????
Today is literally just Ehlers watch.
What a load of shit, fuck you Gary.

>>149540524
None of them will be even ever heard of again. Worst draft class in ages.

>>149541437
So in that case he'd rather be remembered as a team player and Panthers legend, instead of having ONLY $48,8M compared to $72M. The horror.

>boeser re-signs
nothing ever happens

>>149541449
nothing more embarrassing than a grown man wearing children's shoes with a suit. expensive children's shoes I might add. you can get gators for the prices these numales spend on sneakers.

>>149541474
>DeVontay the point guard on Los Angels Clipper-9ers
Um, he's Canadian so clearly you meant L'Quadronvius Jackson of the Raptors.

>>149541486
Gavrikov gets and extra million every hour he delays signing for any team

>>149541476
3

bunny rabbits are serious drama queens, and violent, so Looney Tunes has been far more true to form than most other fictional modern media throughout history

> Corey Perry finalizing a deal with #LAKings, per the legend
@TSNBobMcKenzie

>>149541503
we dont use commas in numbers like that in hockey

>>149541543
the die has been cast

>>149541217
wdym? canada won the most prestigious professional tournament of the year

>>149541510
Gavrikov is coming home.

>>149541543
It's genuinely pathetic how desperately he's chasing another cup before his bones turn to dust.

>>149541504
The Edmonton Oilers is this off-seasons biggest losers. Trade away all depth to get cap space and can't get any good players to fill that cap space plus losing Perry to the Kangz

>>149541556
We do now, cutie :)

>>149541574
This

>>149541581
Correct. Also interesting to note how last year and before all the free agents wanted to sign there. This year? Everybody is trying to get out. The players have a great idea who the good teams are and they are fleeing the Oilers.

>>149541574
Do you think Corey could translate well to the broadcast booth? I've never listened to him talk at all

Did the canes save all this cap space to not get anyone in free agency and just sign Stankoven? Is the the Tulsky 200 IQ move?

>>149541581
As much as I want to say Toronto are the biggest weenies this year, they didn't necessarily get worse, the only person of note they lost was Marner. They just couldn't attract anyone.
The Soilers got objectively worse with no additions so I need to agree.

>>149541543
FIVE TIME LOSER HOW DO YOU EVEN BEAT THAT?

>>149541486
Gary wanted to hive everyone the day off the enjoy the most important day of the year

Will he be better than Deboer?

>>149541641
NEAT!!

>>149541543
The curse is broken
Welcome to the 2nd round, LA

>>149541616
Did you know he has a bunch of patents?

>>149541641
He was responsible for the Oilers shitty PP this season.

>>149540599
>I was made the scapegoat even though everyone around me excluding nylander underperformed, I'm glad I got out

>4th line chirping the league
Hate them all you want but Panthers bring eyes to the game.

>>149541685
I did not know that. Looks like it’s related to battery technology.

>>149541494
t. no1sts

>>149541711
don't you understand, with stolarz in net they would've scored more goals and not lost those blow outs

Not clicking a sketchy link from a subhuman ape.

The Vancouver Canucks are your winners of 2025 Free Agency!

>Gavrikov to Rags
>Detroiet anon destroyed

>>149541770
>49 million American dollars for a 30 point LD
Should've waited an extra hour for an even number

>>149541761
I don't want to be hacked by the villainous hacker 4chan either

Nico Sturm, you are a Minnesota Wild...again.

Wait Habs really traded away Logan Mailloux? Fuck I wanted see him as a Habs

>>149541816
Well, now you don't get to.

>Vladar 2x3.35 with the flylels
lmao did Carter Shart ask for too little cash

>>149541816
I saw him as an SK Lejon. He stunk.

>>149541816
You did he played 8 games

>>149541832
one of carter's contract demands was to be at the front of the train

>>149541816
got another local kid back at least

>>149541844
Yeah cause it worked so well with Drouin

>>149541407
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

The worst decision in Oilers history was to not give Ken Holland a new contract.
>Ken Armstrong offer-sheeting Broberg and Holloway because the Oilers didn't re-sign his best friend Kenny
>Ken Holland signs Corey Perry after watching Oilers give away all their depth to sign players in the worst free agency ever.

>>149541757
You mean the guy who had .901 in these playoffs? Truly a difference maker

just woke up, two things:

#1: happy canada day to my leaf bro's, to the dick heads 1993

#2: what have i missed so far

post more kitties, Shannon

Kevin weekes was in charge of the tsn smoke detector

Welcome to Carolina

>>149541604
>the kings are a good team

>>149541881
yes, im sticking to the fact he was going to score them goals because it was a joke but you are retarded.

What the FUCK are the soilers doing

>>149541913
wtf bro I was playing along with you

the leafs just got their big fish!

>>149541407
JEETA TITS DAYAM

>>149541917
Weaponizing cap space

Tanner Jeannot 5 x $3.4M

Boston
Remember when tampon gay traded like 7 picks for him?

>>149541685
yeah name 3

>>149541918
>misunderestimating the retardation of a laffs fan

As Carolina and the New York Rangers finalize a K'Andre Miller trade, the #hurricanes are working on an extension with the RFA, per sources

Happy Canada day

>>149541953
He was scared of repercussions for his dirty hit on Boeser and left for the east coast.

>>149541762
blonde asian pussy kytvm

what have the knights done so far today

>Habs trades another capable d-man for another mid center cause he's from Quebec
>Last time they did this it bit them in the ass back in Stanley Cup Finals

>>149541931
I don't get it, are they trying to offer McJesus 30m AAV to stay or what

>>149541968
what is the problem here?

wasnt boeser supposed to be going back to mini soda?

>>149541972
Nothing

>>149541986
He decided to stay home… his real home.

>>149541968
I didnt know the maritimes were based

>>149541986
No one wants to go there

>>149541762
Canuck girls and Swedish Flames fans name a better combo

>>149541975
>logan mailloux
>capable d-man
pick one

>>149541995
based all these players are shitters.

>>149541789
when the skuma hits

I dropped my phone when I saw philly signed Dvorak for 5.4m

what the FUCK is ol ronnie saving up his weaponized cap space for??

TSN needs to get rid of half of these ANALysts... they suck!

>>149542003
post her asshole

this guy is ripping in on tanner jeannot kwab

>>149541979
>I don't get it
Nobody does.
>>149541986
Billy Boy chose Tarasenko instead. Boeser probably demanded too much money so Guerin grabbed Tarasenko out of spite.

am I the only one hearing the smoke detector beeping on tsn???

>>149541843
arrive at your destination first, makes sense.

did we get anyone based? it doesnt look like we got anyone based.

how is ngrier going to reach the cap floor

I thought tanner jeannot was the work horse from whitehorse but that's a different guy

>>149542031
sorry that was just my bad deal alarm

>>149542031
did they put pk in charge of building maintenece

this woman on TSN is a fucking idiot

craig button just said the ruins arent even going to make the playoffs this season

>>149542040
I'm good for 5M easy.

>>149542039
conroy's phone is unplugged

>>149542040
Grossly overpay on short term contracts?

>>149542065
Button is a pedo.

>>149542062
I’d Pounder if you know what I mean.

>>149542040
probably being a chad and helping my team retain some salary

>>149542040
Any mediocre 27-year-old Russians coming over? Might not be a bad idea for them, you'll probably get powerplay time with good players

Who’s taking Karlson, rust, and rakell off my penguins hands?

>>149542055
>cozens
same c tier of player i can see where you'd get confused

>>149542088
>Karlsson
This has to be one of the worst contracts

why aren't our Sennies doing anything

Weaponize it.

My Minnesota Wilds now have 4 solid centermen.

>>149542062
Her necklace says "mommy"

hearing any rumors about bulji, /hoc/?

>>149542065
He has a stinky resumé

>>149542101
He needs to be the clear #1 defensman to be good. Whenever he's had to play second fiddle to Burns and Letang he's sucked.

i hope gary looks at this free agency and realizes that there simply isn't enough talent to sustain 32 teams, let alone expansions

>>149542111
bulju to hesburger

>>149542112
His scouting sure is ass.

>>149542111
I saw a rumor he signed with boston pizza

Jesus Christ.

>jack roslovic
>brian domoulin

Don't worry, lots of potential sharks out there

>>149541917
>soilers
Seriously, what are these retards doing?
They were in the cup finals the last TWO YEARS, and didn't get BTFO the previous one as bad as this year, WHAT are they doing.
The team was GOOD

fucking harvey's ad break on TSN

the flames should get karlson that would be cool but i dont want them to trade the penguins anything good

Just took the first post-Vegass trade Marner.
Loose, liquid, smelly. Marner and accompanying Marner water splashed all over my Tavarescheeks.
This is not a good omen for Mitch Marner's time as a Rusty Peasant.

>>149542149
Plastic lol

>>149542149
i want to motorboat her vagina

>>149542159
would you rather some bimbos talk about sports betting?

>>149542010
Same, what the fuck

>>149542183
they should make the TSN cast work at a harvey's in downtown toronto for a day... give the indians a day off

>>149542171
we don't call those marners anymore dumbass we have talked about this multiple times

I'm listening to him speak and I'm still not sure if Biron is retarded or just canadian

TSN is based for streaming this for free on youtube so i don't have to track down a stream.

>>149542221
They will always be Marners, bud

>>149541907
>Oilers window is still open

>>149541641
No, he'll be out before the season is over.

>>149542239
nope.

kings haven't won a series in a decade

>>149542182
you don't motorboat a vagina you virgin

Stimky doodoo Marner poopoo

>>149542248
Just cuz you suddenly now LOVE the tiny fag, doesn't mean he isn't shit LMAO

>>149542215
cheryl pounder is ugly

>>149542149
imagine letting your daughter do this to her face

What are Elvis's home/away splits? The Blue Jackets trigger his PTSD every time they score :(

>>149542266
cope and seethe tranny we love mitch here

>>149542277
lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao

this nigga saying McDavid should ask for 18 million a year, crazy.

>>149542166
Thankfully the flames don’t have anything good

>>149542290
Maybe on Planet Retard

>>149542102
they overpaid an old man

>>149542311
nah that's you

they should make it so the clock is stopped when the puck is in the neutral zone

>>149542308
why is that so odd? nba players are earning 50mil a season

I forgot that Tomasek signed with the Oilers. Playing him with any other player than McDavid or Draisaitl would be a complete waste of a contract spot, so I'm sure he won't play with either of them lmao

>>149542308
McGAWD could get 20+ easy pal.

Why did the islanders signs Ritchie? Don’t they have Varlamov

>>149542341
NBA teams consists of 2 star players and 10 scrubs who only plays when the star players want a short break.

>>149542111
He will get his name on the cuppi on the threepeat, McMämmi will dangle in his soulless kitchen afterwards.

>>149542373
and?

>>149542111
Forgot to inspect the repeating numerals, my bad.

someone tweet this to conroy and the faggot who runs the pens

to flames: Karlson
To pens: like a 3rd round pick or 4th.

>>149542111
Swiss league for a year, then it's back to Finland

>>149542341
David Stern and then his jew clone new guy fleeced the tv channels for so much money, Gary not on that power level. McKitchen taking that much would hinder the team so much.

>>149542341
Under the NBA CBA you have to spend 90%+ of your capspace every year, also smaller rosters etc.

>>149542385
NHL teams consists of 20 players and a hard cap.

>>149542418
but only 2 of them do anything on the ice

trade rasmus anderson for stuff please

Listening to the tragically hip watching free agency coverage on canada day cheryl pounder mommy necklace

>>149542215
>>149542267
>Botterill relaying secrets to Seattle.

>>149542401
gary has been firmly under stern's thumb from the beginning

>>149542215
knew you gambling degens were also simps

>>149542357
This is a fucking brutal roster. McDavid and Draisaitl should be commended for dragging this horrific team to multiple finals.

any of you spot ODog's car? you know he parks right by the door

>>149542469
simp this simp that i simply want to have hardcore sex with the italian broad on tsn

Dreger getting choked up

>Nosek 1x775k
>Tarasov 1x1.05M
>Samoskevich 1x875k
The absolute madman is a Rodrigues-for-a-2nd trade away from being fully cap compliant

>>149542182
>>149542260
everyone knows you blow raspberries on it

>>149542367
>>149542308
Greed will make him a no cup fore ever

>>149542436
You have to go back saar
>>149542448
>The Tragically Hip had not broken into the American market in a significant way
>MCA favored Chris Tsangarides because of his proven ability to generate an American radio-friendly sound
>The lyrics on Fully Completely are heavily centred on Canadian icons and history
A band consisting of retards.

>>149542514
He isn't greedy, he wants to be on a team that will win cups, he's a turbo autist

>>149542506
luongo deserves some credit for always getting the coffee orders right

have to take a large Marner

>>149542481
Half the team that's been to back-to-back finals have gone this off-season.
>>149542501
Did someone say something bad about Mitch the Bitch Marner?

>>149542522
>he wants to be on a team that will win cups
Then what's he doing on the Oilers ?

>>149542516
how you stop gargling gary's dick and pretending like hockey playeds dont deserve to get paid

I had no idea that Tony Deangelo was on the islanders

>>149542542
plotting his escape

We should resurrect the Hip to do a song about 1993

>>149542522
>>149542522
Then why wouldn't he take a 1x1M for a contender next season and steamroll?

>>149542542
Considering the last few years, a good chance at winning Cups
Notice he ain't signing an extension yet

>>149542545
Hockey players that crave the sun despite having 4+ months per year off and don't want to pay taxes don't deserve to get paid.

>Keep an eye on the Penguins and free agent Anthony Mantha. Sounds like they're working on a deal.
Dubas with the big moves

>>149542578
fuck off jew boy

>Kings sign Corey Perry

I'm sick to my fucking stomach right now. They're doing everything in their power to make us hate this team

>>149542569
Mcdavid was further away than Marner this year from beating Florida and winning the cup

>>149542568
You now remember Jerome Iginla ruining his legacy doing several cup chases.

>>149542516
You fed my dang post to the AI monster

>>149542601
how so?

how thick is hockey ice and whats below it?

>>149542602
Dont forget Thornton

>>149542601
When was the last time Marner was in the SCF?

>>149542618
concrete

>>149542607
The laffs didnt score on them selves they would have best Florida and won the Stanley cup .
Oilers were nowhere vs florida same as the canes

>>149542635
>if the laffs didnt suck they could have won!!!
it takes 16 wins to claim the cup
marner only had 7 wins

>>149542625
>Didn't ask about winning the cup because Canadians never win it

Kek

>>149542635
That's seriously a mental disorder bro, even Dangle implied that people need to get their heads checked if that's their cope

>>149542629
that makes no sense

>>149542606
I was reading the wiki page of the Chris Tsangarides produced album because the TSN anchor said Canada's ultimate band and yesterday I read an old Sweden Rock Magazine while taking a Marner and in that there's a interview with Chris Tsangarides about his career and there he got a question how the early 90s years was, due to him being a metal producer and grunge had taken over the music industry. And there he said he had it good because he produced Concrete Blonde that sold well all over the world and The Tragically Hip that sold extremely well in Canada.

>>149542662
?

>>149542662
Sounds solid to me

>>149542650
several canadians won it this season retard
a canadian was mvp (again)

>>149542650
When was the last time a majority American team won the Cup?
When was the last time the US won gold in the Olympics?
Who won the 4Naysh?

>>149542666
>>149542680
i assumed it was something that conducts heat better. how does it stay frozen?

>>149542684
Without using google
>Probably never

>Probably that 80s one against the Russians

>Gary

>still bragging about going 1-1 in the all-star game
grim

>>149542714
As they say, the house always wins.

>>149542681
>>149542684
Sorry I don't talk to people who have never seen their team win a Stanley Cup in HD

Hearing McDavid will be coming home to MONTREAL

Brandon Tanev 3 x $2.5M

Utah

>>149542734
>He thinks round robins matter in gary's bracket tourney

>>149542684

1 9 9 3

>>149542734
loser cope

>he cannot argue against it
I accept your concession, Amerifatard-chama.

this guy literally proposed crosby to montreal with a straight face

>>149542752
Huuuuge splash by the Mammoths

>>149542769
Go from one shit team to another, makes sense

>>149542746
and yet you replied to us retard

>>149542746
It's amazing how butt hurt Canadians are about not winning a Stanley Cup. You'd think they'd be humble by now but no they still haven't learned their lesson. They double down in the meme

>>149542749
Good things don't happen to that city so I doubt

The leaves are so cute about exhibition games. Cute!

>>149542780
cope he's talking at you not to you

>>149542780
>and yet you replied to us retard

>>149542786
countries do not compete for the stanley cup

>>149542803
>it doesnt count!!!
more loser cope

Bob Rock is Canadas greatest music producer.

>>149542786
Canadabux subsidizes your shit team, retard.

>>149542405
So this is the power of weaponized cap space....... whoa......

Hopefully MacKinnon getting married inspires Crosby to marry and reproduce

>>149542804
>>149542805
still replying?
2ez

>canacuckistan does not compete for the stanley cup
Correct

the stench of samir fills the air

>>149542845
>indirectly replying while seething uncontrollably
love to see it

Jeff O’Neill is awesome.

>>149542851
better close your legs then

>>149542817
Yes.

>>149542851

>Samir mentioned. I'm so in.

>>149542873
>my crotch has samir on it
thanks for the blowie bucko!

>>149542497
same but I also want her to make me lasagna

I wonder how many times trump will mention israel during americas birthday speech

>>149542601
>Mcdavid was further away than Marner this year from beating Florida and winning the cup

Holy shit this is true

>>149542888
you would enjoy getting sucked off by a brown man

>>149542893
>Posted from Montreal

>>149542888

>You're tampering with my Samir, anon.

sammy blais mentioned

>>149542907
you're overestimating yourself

>>149542895
>amateur tournament

>>149542920
Calder Cup Champion btw

>>149542928
how so?

>>149542884
>>149542914
>trb is still doing this gimmick

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARS THE SMOKE DETECTOR BEEPING ON THE TSN BROADCAST??!!??!

>>149542955
that is our raped bitch

>>149542949
think about it

>>149542892
I want to marry an Italian woman

looking like my avsies really should have held onto coyle for another couple of days

Is the seattle kraken front office just perpetually high? Or has this all been an elaborate tank operation to get McKenna this year?

>>149542968
ok, my conclusion is that youre dumb

>>149542990
no it's that you you overestimate your blowjob skills samir

>>149542977
raped bitch

can the new thread exclude yankees and euros and eastern canadains (Quebecois and southerners allowed)

>>149542976
>>149542892
for me it's marissa

>Brock Boeser is a Vancouver Canuck
Does his jersey get retired at the end of his career?

>>149542986
our team is shit and run by retards

>>149542998
im not samir, see that is your problem dumbass
im white

>>149543001
so sunbelters are ok?

>>149543014
and yet you were caught talking about receiving felattio from a brown man, very interesting indeed

>>149543006
>marissa
thats who im fucking talking about god i want to put a baby in her

>>149542597
imagine hearing this ten years ago kek

>>149543033
youre confused
i accused another poster of receiving the blowjob
try and keep up retard

>>149543016
why are yankees so retarded? Yes, of course they are allowed, they are southern. Holy fuck i hate yankees so much its unreal.

bud bros we got him: ethan bear

can the next thread be marissa themed

>>149543061
raped bitch

>>149543036
i would nut instantly she's too hot

>>149543052

1 9 9 3
9
9
3

marissa is canceled bros she loves abortion, and as an italian sexpot it doesnt jive https://www.duanecolephoto.com/marissa-roberto

>>149543071
The Ekblad interview was soulful. It’s crazy to see the different mentality between panthers and laffs.

>>149543067
true you put holland's hard cock in your mouth willingly so you aren't raped

>>149543087
>defending trb
retard

>>149543072
she probably does a cute giggle and sigh when you nut in her god if she ever finds herself within grabbing distance of me ill rape her

How are my Sabres looking bros?

>>149543102
won the mason geertsen sweepstakes

>>149543052
thats mean, i thought you guys were polite. say something nice to make up for it.

>>149543109
raped bitch

Gary abolish the illegal tampering rule, this free agency start boring asf!

>>149543086
That's what happens when you're Gary's favourite, coupled with being in a great place to live.

>>149543116
wtf he was on my silver knighties

Stephens Bridgeport islanders are moving

You guys ARE buying jerseys of your team's new players right?

>>149543102
Doing their yearly "trade away good players for future draft picks that we will force into the lineup on day 1 because we got rid of all our good players then if they perform well we'll trade them for future draft picks" ritual.

>>149543102
buffalo is a football town

>>149543145
Got my Marchand Panthers jersey on the way!

Hey guys I heard CONROY was trading for KARLSON is this true?

>>149543145
marner yea

>>149543145
only jersey i own is a doug glatt halifax highlanders

>>149543138
>coupled with being in a great place to live.
>Hot as hell
>Rain every day
>Great place to live

>my guy Martin St. Louis
When did St. Louis became Weekes guy? Do they even know each other?

Are you guys actually watching TSN instead of ESa?

>>149543145
I might get a florida jersey for my panther

>>149543234
I'm waging so I get all my updates from /hoc/. Please don't post any fake deals here

>>149543145
No

>Schmidt to Utah
Another SPLASH but the Mammoths

>>149543234
TSN is the greatest media company for /hoc/ content.

Florida Panthers have signed UFA D Jeff Petry, league mininum plus bonuses contract, one year

>>149543187
>

James van Riemsdyk signs a one-year deal with Detroit worth $1M in salary, plus bonuses

>>149543216
they've been dating for a few months now

>>149543257

>>149543257

>>149543257

New

Real new.
>>149543277
>>149543277
>>149543277

>>149543275
>>149543282
Retards

which one is the new thread?

>>149543052
meet me at the border, fag

>>149542931
Then why did you send your best