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>>149539698
Novaxxx's spite along with some Sinner/Alcatraz roid doctors barely holding the sport of tennis, grim. It's over.
Le best player to not win a Slam or something
What to watch now? DWL is boring
>>149542741Pretty autist girl
Elina bros, how are we feeling? Iโm thinking the time off was good for her and hopefully healed her injuries.
Starting to doubt my boy Zverev has what it takes to win a slam.
>>149542765>28He's washed. It's the end of his career.
>>149542741suntory times!
>>149542732According to Ultimate Tennis Statistics, the best tennis players in the OE not to win a slam are, in order (of other accomplishments, not 'talent'):
Zverev
Ferrer
Okker
Roche
Tsitsipas
Berdych
Gottfried
Rios
Davydenko
Solomon
Tsonga
Nishikori
Dibbs
Nalbandian
Ramirez
>>149542763She already has tape/strapping on her right calf before the game has even started lol (it's skin coloured tape so it's kind of hard to see).
How the hell do you lose 63 61 61 to Hijikata in 75 mins? Rinky lost to Tomic like a week ago.
>>149542811kek i love that scene
>>149542829>sissypuss that highu fuckin wot m8, has he really won that much more than those below him?
Just as a reminder, there is a thread theme here, which I would urge you to listen to
>>149542843No shame in losing to Bernie
>>149542937>thot that will never amount to anything and abuses tennis to promote herselfBring back Kohlschreiber
>>149542864How many players have 3 masters titles and an ATP finals title?
Jack could have the pick of the MILFS in the crowd.
>>149542958>Dunlop: WTH, this is terrible. Our advertising has been messed up and this will be shown many times - how awful ;)
>>149543028Not only is he gay but he has roid-shrunken testicles
>>149542981AIDS and 5head
just tuned into the coomer match
elinasisters?
>>149543042But enough about Alcarath.
>>149543049Thank you bro, I wanted to screen cap this qt but was too slow.
If anyone can webm her, that would also be great.
>>149543063Many such cases
>shapoo
what went wrong with Canadian tennis
elina finally wins a game
>>149542830Unfortunately sheโs clearly still injured, Elina is struggling to even run. The crowd looks pissed about paying Wimbledon prices for this lmao.
Why is Etcheverry losing against THE Jack Pinnington Jones?
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I used to love her so much bros
what the fuck happened to her legs?
>>149543213Vukov made her get 2x new tatoos of him
elina
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some armenian guy was saying she was ugly the other day
>>149543057This is what the Bongs saw spilling out of the ships at Pevensey Bay in the year of the Lord 1066
>>149543229He was right. Manface like all the others
>>149543266the masked singer
Moorgz is a thing now, huh? They're having her do a bit on the history of Wimbledon fashion
>>149543266Members of the State Duma
>>149543266Collecting appearance fees from RD1 knockouts and winning 250p tournaments.
>>149543266Medvedev will retire to become a Twitch streamer, Zverev will keep playing until he's 40 in the delusional hope of winning a Slam, Tsitsipas will become Paula's concubine
>>149543266who will step up and fill the void of these 3?
other than Fonseca ofc
>>149543266the real big 3...
Finish this up quickly Novak so we can have some coco puffs
>Commentators: Andrew Castle & Tim Henman
>>149543332>we will have meddyxfritz streams in our lifetime POGGERS
>>149543266meddy: early retirement
wifebeater: top 15/20 gatekeeper
pissipants: fade into irrelevance and being very mad about it
>>149543334Any scrubs that lose in R1 of Wimbledon I guess
>>149543332I would absolutely watch and super chat Medvedev's Twitch stream.
elina how can you lose to a washed rybakina...
*coco alert*
Moved to court 1
I hope they make a bronze statue of him in that pose once he retires
>>149543360Stef seems content enough making dumb videos with Badosa these days, I think he's come to accept his mediocrity
>>149543266hopefully a shave
>>149543266podcasts, every other topic is shit-talking umps of old
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>>149542687 (OP)hey, i just want you to know that i appreciate the high effort image posting
this goes for the rest of you wta cappers and webm boys.
Coco is wearing a lovely dress
ESPN just switched from the GOAT of the sport to Coco. Of course they did.
Who is this bum playing Djoko and how did he make the tournament?
>>149543483No one likes Coco. She's Black Zverev.
>>149543483that is a pretty dress. shame it's wasted on her
Now both announcers are slobbering over Gauff's dress. It's a white tennis dress just like the woman's across the court. Grow up you fucking cucks.
You all love these upsets now but it's basically nothing but shit matches from now until the final
>>149543508That bum is the reigning Hong Kong Open champion
>>149543560A black woman is existing. Watch and learn.
this elina girl isn't very good desu senpaitachi
>>149543560They're holding space for her you bigot
>>149543614missed that strawberry guy drinking a beer
>>149543591>black underpantswoke nonsense
>>149543580I need this beach bum looking ahh to win a single set.
>>149543614she's played like 2 matches in 2 months :( hate her so much
>>149543591they all wear these dark colored undershorts now, was it Lena that started this?
>>149543614yellow fever guys are so strange, any moonfaced 5/10 and they go "AWOOOOOOGA, GODDAMN"
>>149543657Are you implying you don't wish that water bottle was your penor?
>>149543657Yellow fever doesn't exist. It's just that Asian green card chicas are the only girls a lot of incel men can fuck, so they begin to associate Asian with girls who are actually willing to fuck them.
>>149543657>MUH TRAD WAIFU>10 million jav tentacle porn videos
>>149543564Draper vs. Mensik in 4R may be cool
Fritz vs. Davidovich Fokina might be mildly interesting as far as 3R matches go
Fonseca vs. Tien in 3R will pit two of the most talked about prospects against each other
Sinner and Djokovic are destined to meet in SF, and the Serb will have to get past Draper in QF
>Radders on Center vs a former champion who's 8-1 in her last 9
>>149543657THAT screencap of alex bending over has really reignited my yellow fever
Lena :)
Hopefully Elina will be fully healthy soon enough
What the fuck was 2022 champion Elena Rybakina doing out on court 14? VERY disrespectful from the AELTC
Coco's outfit is ugly. I hate coquette shit, reminds me of girls who cut themselves and have eating disorders
>>149543733what happens here??
>>149543761she looks like she should be working in an 1890s harlem bordello
>>149543773that's the penis slot
>>149543773l'origine du monde
>>149543733My mouth started watering by itself
>>149543773Great and terrible things
>>149543733That's a lovely coin slot, but I'd rather see Raducanu's.
>she's a great problem solver
Shut up Evert you bogged sellout
>>149543945is any woman in public life now not bogged?
>>149543945She does look a little less bogged than at her worst I think?
>>149544007hmm, not that you mentioned it... i remember her cheeks being much fuller
>>149543945Can she even smile?
Yastremska being a whore and getting caught doping is more believable than Sinner's story
>Gauff 1st Serve: 43%
How has she not fixed this shit
>Emma Navarro reveals truth behind Jannik Sinner doubles pairing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euGh2ZGRNFA
>>149544156>Further, that those potential routes of ingestion must be considered cumulatively and not individually
France's brave Alexander Mรผller doesn't really stand a chance against Djoko.
England's brave Jack Pinnington Jones wins! can't wait to see this guy once a year at wimbledon for the next 10 years.
>>149543945propa Engerlish rows?
I wonder if these old ass lesbians goon over these young dames like Emma
=How British singles players fared in WC R1=
>Advance
Draper (def. Baez)
Pinnington Jones (def. Etcheverry)
Evans (def. Clarke)
Fery (def. Popyrin)
Harris (def. Lajovic)
Norrie (def. Bautista Agut)
Tarvet (def. Riedi)
Raducanu (def. Xu)
Boulter (def. Badosa)
Kartal (def. Ostapenko)
>Eliminated
Loffhagen (lost vs. Martinez)
Monday (lost vs. Paul)
Clarke (lost vs. Evans)
Searle (lost vs. Quinn)
Fearnley (lost vs. Fonseca)
Crawford (lost vs. Bellucci)
Xu (lost vs. Raducanu)
Klugman (lost vs. Fernandez)
Dart (lost vs. Galfi)
Stojsavljevic (lost vs. Krueger)
Burrage (lost vs. McNally)
Watson (lost vs. Tauson)
Jones (lost vs. Starodubtseva)
>Will play 2R tomorrow
Harris โ Borges (r. 37)
Fery โ Darderi (r. 59)
Norrie โ Tiafoe (r. 12)
Tarvet โ Alcaraz (r. 2)
Kartal โ Tomova (r. 111)
Boulter โ Sierra (r. 101)
Raducanu โ Vondrousova (r. 73)
Absolutely seething at seeing those retards in Lena's box. Disgusting trash.
>>149544275Thank you update Spaniard
>>149544275>Raducanu โ Vondrousova (r. 73)Match of the day
Eala bros how we feeling?
>>149543266Why aren't these guys scheduled for round 2? Playing exhos instead?
>>149543945is this the last boss of bog?
>Novak didn't break here
He's finished
>>149544568*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Yastremska is basher kino
>caca fraudff
Sabalenka said NOTHING wrong
>>149543560TNT unironically had good coverage for the French. Bonus because I could watch on HBO Max. I hope ESPN loses their rights for all other slams soon.
>frenchies all suck at RG
>all overpeform at Wimby
Absolute state of the court I have tickets for tomorrow
I wanted Fonz
>>149544894Olga and Katka :)
nolesisters, it was 5-2 in the tb...
>>149544894christ that is grim lad
>>149544156iii and iv are cunnilingus and analingus
>>149544894Osaka still plays? lol
thank god novak is finished enough to win me my bet
>>149545018This must be the worst set choke Djokovic had in a while. He had 11 bps and a big lead in the breaker.
>>149543508>>149543632My apologies. I was unfamiliar with your game.
>>149544700that guy adam lefko or whatever wouldn't shut up or stop jock sniffing and ruined it. Mac bros were good
based Nole making sure the crowd get their money's worth
>>149545060Alcaraz did it better
>>149544894No.2 indeed lol
how'd he win that breaker he was getting rekt on serves in that set
i have and will never rate caca gauff regardless of slams won
>>149545116lmao, what the fuck is she doing
Joker is the most based GOAT of all sports. Grew up in a literal war zone, dethroned the supposed GOATs, stood up to globalism and vax tyranny, wins and loses with grace, got fucked by tennis establishment again for accidentally bouncing a ball off a cat lady staffer, married a girl next door beauty, creates adorable family, makes millions without big name endorsements...
Anyone using wimbledon to rate players is retarded, some fraud like Siniakova will win it this year
>>149545080true, Grug basically did a BOGOF
Oh lawd I hope they finish the monfils match. I don't want to watch Borevak
>>149545134how respectful a shirt
>>149545142Carlos is better than Federer
>>149545142i rate gauff based off her play on any surface. she hits one winner a month
>>149545134Sex symbol of the WTA
>Djokovic losing
CLOSE THE ROOF!!!
>>149545164Why are you saying this to britpole, he only rates Nadal and Igor (formerly Medvedev too)
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>>149545129Choke-o will never crack Wimbledon
Sinner wouldn't have dropped that set...
>>149545137>stood up to globalism and vax tyrannyLost against them both
Tbf, Coco was always expected to get an upset here
>>149545224Brooksby would have won by now
Fucsovics and Monfils have become pure slam cazzie type of players.
>>149544156/OURWHORE/ DID IT
>ANOTHER seeded player folds to a no namer
>>149545137>Both parents were ski instructors at a resort, papa Djokovic also went on to run a fast food restaurant and a sports equipment store.Can we please end the "Djokovic grew up in a modest household and next to bombs" narrative? Lots of merit for Djokovic, but he didn't have a Tom Sawyer/Oliver Twist kind of childhood.
Only two good matches tomorrow
>Aliassime-Struff
>Fonseca-Brooksby
>more than one third of seeded players already out in R1
wtf is this lol
I bet she'll complain about being moved off centre court as to why she lost, maybe subtly imply it was racism, our media love entertaining that
>>149545292German #1 Struff will prevail
>>149545260Don't argue with delusional slam tourists. He makes that post every slam.
>>149545292We have Emma-Kino tomorrow
>>149545134Women's RG25 winner unironically deserves an asterisk. I've never seen bigger meltdown than Sabalenka's 80 unforced errors. She should've taken 3x Diazepam pills after first set.
>>149545292Everything is an appetizer for Raducanu
>>149545347cope sinner choked too
>erjavec
huge literal who through to the 2nd round.
>>149545238false. upheld his own principles.
>>149545365Sinner's reddit mafia going to be MALDING at this post
>>149545338Was today actually :)
couldn't watch though
>>149545260how was your childhood?
>Novak Djokovic grew up in Serbia during the Yugoslav Wars, including the 1999 NATO bombing of Belgrade, which he has described as a traumatic experience. The conflict and bombings, particularly during the Kosovo War, forced his family to seek shelter in basements and endure the fear of constant air raids.>>149545337i have a stalker. feeling cute.
Djoko is really about to get bounced in the 1st round
djoko out in first round? oh no no no
>>149545434>>149545438If this keeps up Novak might unironically lose lol His serve looks like complete shit. But the curfew will save him?
Had no idea Muller still played.
Can he do it again?
>>149545452>curfewWhat's this all about?
>Emma Raducanu has gone from 66/1 to 40/1 to win Wimbledon, according to Oddschecker
>Playing Take Me Out because Coco got taken out
>>149545482Need a license to be out pass 11pm in bongland unfortunately
remember when everyone thought medvedev tsitsipas and zverev were going to be the future of tennis
If Djoko eats a R1 defeat here, he might as well just announce his retirement and be done with it.
>>149545501she's so hot lads
Has there ever been a Wimbledon where so many of the menโs and womenโs top 10 seeds bombed out in rnd 1?
>>149543657here's your (true)
>>149545535i remember when 10 other people posted this today
>>149545552Wimbledon after Emma wom her first (only)
>>149545541he's retiring in 2 months anyway might as well come to the USA to celebrate being better than all those vaxxed losers
I don't think Novak will last the 2 weeks brehs.
Djocko's wife is hot and I'm tired of pretending that she is not
is this yunchaokete guy any good
>>149545457>Had no idea Muller still playedhe's like 28
>>149545601He should open up an academy in miami
>>149545601he wants to play at the next olympics kek
he'll be around for a while even if he's just fucking around
Whatโs it like to reach your late 30s, /tennis/?
>>149545482Wimbledon is in the middle of a residential area and the council don't want hordes of people leaving the grounds to go home in the middle of the night. Plus transport options are less than stellar in the UK at that time.
cool point there but you can just tell he doesn't give a single fuck
>Djokovic losing to an onlyfans star...
Djoko not looking great desu
>>149545613definitely the hottest of the big three
1st court being cleaned rn
>>149545621Yes, I mixed him up
>>149544986I have less than a pouch than she does and I'm embarrassed even with a shirt on and no spandex to squeeze. revolting.
>>149544518second nice box i've seen of eala today
>>149545583Wasn't booblick supposed to be a dark horse
When Alcaraz makes a meal of an early round match it's cute but when Djokovic does it it's concerning. It's like a young person falling over compared to an older person.
>>149545541He still has to beat Pancho's and Rosewall's records of oldest man to win a title, win a Slam, and be a finalist in a Slam. We've got 6 more years of Djokokino.
>>149545714Last notable thing I remember him doing is taking out the Fonz in Rio earlier this year.
>mto
It's over we're never getting 25
>>149545583Sinner and Grug are in the easiest era
>>149545722Shut up you big gay.
>>149545649I'd say you'll find out for yourself one day but that's not guaranteed.
Tread carefully, youngster.
I hope he's going to post x-rays or I will never believe it.
Djoko really gonna fake an injury?
>>149545772Tummy ache is a serious thing.
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He just used MTO to reboot his computer
The 5 anons below this post are still thinking about THAT Eala screencap.
It lives rent free in their heads.
>>149544988nah it's from oral and fingering.
>t. I've had sex before
wtf are they playing at putting Fonzi and Brooskby on an outer court? When will tournaments accept that he's a massive draw?
>>149545726He just beat Sinner en route to winning Halle.
I'm still thinking about that Eala screencap.
He was just wasting time to hit the curfew and stop the match, all part of the masterplan
>>149545813She has two memorable ones already, dance and sip.
Really makes me think the camera loves her and she loves the camera.
No other tennis girl has two memorable ones.
>>149545840As any red blooded male should
>>149544894actually perfect, you can watch olga then leave early and be home to shitpost
>>149545850Get a night's rest and start fresh tomorrow. But there's still 90 minutes to go.
>>1495458504Djokovical chess
>>149545866You can still shitpost on your phone while in the grounds.
>>149545726He simply didn't care because Munar was moving like Djokovic https://x.com/BarclayCard18/status/1940080994276504035
Monfils better than Djoke
>>149545906Munar is top30 in 2025 grass.
He almost took Grug out in Halle.
German Prime says that our boy Zverlingz was depressed in his press conference and that he feels very alone. Poor guy, maybe slapping some bitch would cheer him up.
>>149545726i didn't even know he lost, the glazing before wimbledon was too much
>>149545937He's like 40 bout damn time
>>149545947A lot of it was exaggerated shitposting. But imagine if had actually cared
>>149545821ive had more and better and ur wrong
did anyone end up posting the Eala webm? should I bother setting up OBS to record it? i found it in the stream rewind.
Realistically, if Novak loses this and doesn't go deep into the US, does he retire?
>>149545900would never be on 4chan in public, personally
>1. Ken Rosewall โ 37 years, one month, 24 days (1972 Australian Open)
Will a male player older than this ever win a slam?
>>149546015I only use it on incognito and have denied having heard of it irl.
>>149545992nah we just got 7 different screenshots with no discernible difference between them
Heโs so handsome no homo
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She needs to retire asap
>>149545983i don't buy it, i think a good amount of people think he's better than he actually is
>It looks as though Novak Djokovic just had something added to his drink there, rather than any treatment on a physical problem. You'd guess maybe something like electrolytes for energy, given the temperatures today, but it's impossible to tell for sure from here.
We are entering the Carolingian Golden Age of Tennis
>>149546069>the implicationnaughty!
>>149546064Munar is better than his record would suggest
"He's fit as an ox, what a specimen" said Muller's doctor, just loud enough for Novak to hear.
>>149546051she just grabs those errant slams that others fail to grab themselves, she probably has at least another 2 in the locker due to how the WTA is
>>149546079Sinner, Carlos and Jack - the next Big Three.
>>149545613Always has been. Solid wife.
>>149546050is this achievable natty
>>149546116Jack will be the Andy Murray to their big 2.
>>149546079>la creaturathis mf was in the iliad i think
>>149546134he must have some Scots DNA so it can be used against him when he loses
>>149545804According to our government, he's just as British as me.
These loser announcers are giggling at players in physical distress.
James Blake's claim to fame is suing the NYPD after they mistook him for a fleeing criminal whom he resembled.
>>149546179That doesn't mean much when we don't know you lad.
>>149546185I know him from his collab with Bon Iver.
Lys vs. Noskova and
Raducanu vs. Vondrousva look the only semi-entertaining WTA matches tomorrow
>>149546236>Bon Iverthat's pretty gay ngl
>>149546346I'm a big gay 4u
Normal service has resumed.
ESPN is showing Coco's fucking presser instead. Disney Inc is an embarrassment.
>>149546346Justin Vernon is /tennis/-approved, no?
Why is there a curfew?
Is it in from the sharia law?
>>149546468heh. got em.
Go, Joker. Despite your tough childhood!
>they doubted The Old Man
>>149546185James Blake is a great producer and singer when he's not simping for women
>>149546468Here he is. Only showing its face at the end of the day.
>players bitch about playing matches too late
>players bitch about rules put in place to stop late matches
theres no winning
>>149546515the tennis player?
>>149546468Only grooming gangs are allowed past curfew. If you intervene you're a racist and go directly to jail.
>>149546545when they say late they mean like 2am not 11pm
>>149546570funny, but what about your nation?
All matches were suspended around 10 pm before this roof nonsense started
>>149546570>tf>tpDon't know who's worse, us or you lot. Europe os finished either way
Calling it now, this is going to be a shitter of a wimby, boring uncontested roider sinner trophy
>>149546570Yeah let's fight and troll amongst ourselves, that'll help.
>>149545347USO23 was almost as bad. Sabalenka has genuinely handed her 2 gift wrapped slams.
>>149546524he was on strike
>>149546649Next several slams are going to be a repeat of Fedal era but nobody complained about that 20 years ago so nobody should be complaining about this era either
>push push long out
this guy needs a new game plan
What kind of wonder juice fixed Novak's serve
>>149546638Bosnigga comes in clutch.
>>149546658Yeah u right im sorry. I'll delete it
Couldn't they have recorded more than 2 people yelling "out"?
>>149546760>nobody complained about 2 goat playing each otherNo shit
The only issue was Nadal insanely boring game
Federer djoko was much more entertaining
Had to swap to russian stream now, just like old times.
>>149547072sneaky emma in the background
>>149547043>>149547072>he won the Olympics on the most prestigious tennis court in the worldKino
My frens I'm in love:
https://old.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/1lpb8w8/emma_navarro_spills_truth_behind_sinner_doubles/
>>149547072>you will never have this
>>149547155Why is Tiafoe in the audience?
>>149547144must've shagged
surely
>>149547102what has he accomplished?
>>149547215vs rune in the lower bracket
>>149547201The biggest choke in RG history since Coria and Pissipants
>>149547201He starred in some Gucci commercials
>>149547215>>149547225Would a winner/losers bracket system make slams better or worse?
>>149547251more entertaining for sure, better idk
>>149547204Another Olympic gold medallist in the crowd watching on, Justin Rose.
>>149547251>slams now last 4 to 5 weeks and you have to win twice in a row in the final if you come from the lower backet
>>149547251Then we need a losers loser bracket and keep repeating that until we end up with a match to find out the ultimate loser
Better luck next time vaxxers
Miracle pills did the trick
>>149547407Novak isn't going against a real player until the semi.
>>149547429We are patient, just makes Carlos beating the piss out of him more satisfying
>>149543733NEED to enter that from behind
>>149543322god she is such a pointless human being
no offence
>>149543229she has a cute personality
>>149542981beautiful eyes
>Commentator says "beggars belief" at end of Djokovic match
The kittington influence is wide reaching.
>>149547204he "cries" like those north koreans when a supreme leader has "died"
for me it's sabalenka choking the final to collins
>>149545604bloody hell is that ronnie o sullivans daughter? bad luck in the gene lottery
>>149544518just wanna make deep penetrative love to her
>>149547616nope, that's djokovic
My dad messaged me after I complained about the matches I will see tomorrow
>>149546638this should be the OP image for the rest of wimby
>>149542741its too late
cant unrape her
>preferring mens matches
bit gay, no?
>>149546638imagine being the camera guy
>oh shit>oh fuck oh shit>shit i gotta zoom out but i wanna SNIFF>shit shit i'm gonna get canned>go go go zoom out shit
>>149547845Nice of your dad to lurk /tennis/ so he can see your posts
>>149547616considering how hairy ronnie is - she probably has to shave her entire body every day
Memerev shouldve fucking retired after he got beat in RG by a pensioner nole
One of these players will play a Wimby QF in a few days.
>>149547911Bit unfair imo. I watched mostly women today
>>149547991I was expecting tomasz Pawel to be in this. That guy is the master of slithering to the qf of slams for no reason
>>149547991hopefully garin
>>149547991GANBARE MOCHIZUKI-SAN
>>149547991khachanov is a decent player, has made the quarters before
>>149547845>I know you prefer the men's matchesThis nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>149547991I'm on the Rinderknech train and I can't get off now
>>149547991Wimbledon still treating Karen like a war criminal baka
>>149547845TAKE PICTURES FOR US
>>149547991I thought the war in ukraine is already done? Wheres the russian flag?
>>149546638Please post this each thread for the rest of the championships. Thank you, bosgod
>Alexander Zverev says he is considering getting therapy after his Wimbledon loss, admits he is 'lacking enjoyment' in life:
>"Would I consider therapy? Yeah, maybe. Maybe for the first time in my life I'll probably need it. I've been through a lot of difficulties. I've been through a lot of difficulties in the media. I've been through a lot of difficulties in life generally. I've never felt this empty before. I'm just lacking joy, lacking joy in everything that I do. It's not necessarily about tennis. I'm just lacking joy outside of tennis as well."
Maybe some stock market analogies will help him remember he is an athlete.
>>149548773>he is an athletewhere's medjedovic's diary when you need it
kek Mirra tapping up Martina for advice at Wimbledon
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkm9r1FZG28
>>149548773god fuck this dude
YOURE A BILLIONAIRE AND HAVE A WENCH SUCKING YOUR WENIS
BILLIONAIRES DONT HAVE "DIFFICULTIES"
>>149549033Zoomer syndrome. They all have ADHD
>>149549033I you genuinely believe that blowjobs and money are the key to real meaningful contentment in life, I can confidently predict three things about you:
1. You're quite shallow
2. You're quite poor
3. You don't get your cock sucked very often
>>1495491781997 born is a zoomie
emma and ashlyn are my only hopes left :(
>>149548088He's in another bracket lad
I kinda feel bad for Zverev. He's successful enough in life that he evokes no pity from the common man, while not being successful enough at tennis to have an army of fervent tennis fans hating him that he can feed off of. The media, and by extension, left wingers, loathe him, not because of his tennis, but because he's White, Russian, and they think he beats women. The right wingers hate him because he's an actual cuckold, a fake German, and an anti-Nazi. Tennis fans feel contempt for him watching his limp-wristed passive tennis. He will never win a slam and his biggest accomplishment in tennis is winning a medal for the nation which tried to wipe his people off the planet.
Imagine regularly beating women and still feel like youre gutted
>>149549530>hey that ginger retard sunk our doubles marketing stunt we're trying to sell those dumbasses at home please make some shit up
>>149549530It's funny because every WTA player said they begged them and every ATP player said it was their agent's idea
Tennis is a contest of whose parents spent more money on tennis. Nothing else. If you disagree, you don't know ball.
>>149550464True to a degree, but you can't teach athleticism
>>149550464If this were true JPeg would make it further than just a QF in a slam
>>149550464Nah. Tennis star kids rarely do well in tennis. They have the genetics + dosh
did jpeg really say that she doesnt want women to do best of 5 sets because she thinks tennis is boring?
>>149550947Better than Aryna Sabalenka saying women shouldn't do 5 sets because their bodies can't handle it thus proving they don't deserve equal pay.
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>>149551019i interpreted that as her saying their bodies cant handle it because they dont train for 5 sets but its not like im gonna go watch a wta presser to get full context
>>149549477i only dislike him because people still believe in him
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Tomic is some how losing to a 900 ranked player named Bigums right now. I put $400 on it because I know its ridiculous for him to lose to this guy
bigun
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>>149551490Look at this guys results. Tomic is now basically even odds against this guy
tenis
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me in the hat watching the girls touch each others thighs
coco more like cokwab
or kwabco
>>149551807it's kwabkwab kwab you fool
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>>149551964One of those actually won a slam and didn't just keel over to the big 3
Is Tiebreak any good? $20 on sale atm.
>>149551506sounds like tomic bet against himself
>emma raducanu attacked by a bee
>a bee flew near britains emma raducanu causing her to take drastic action of slightly moving out of the way
>it's currently unclear how this will affect her performance during her next match
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>>149552491>she's a disgrace
>>149551490not your best night huh
>>149552491a bee wouldn't harm sweet Emma
>>149553020are the bees turning gay? what bee wouldn't want that british flowers nectar
>>149552491she didnt really lose
Why are French people like this?
if you ignore her tumy injury you can see the sweat flying off her
>>149545726why is she so happy these days?
>>149553811THINKING she's bipolar. Last week she was a depressed crying cow and now she looks like she just discovered orgasms.
Zverev needs a woman his own age. Not some cokehead gold digger milf slop.
>>149553712it was very hard to stop looking at her tummy!
jana vs lilli today. real shame it isn't streamed
>>149554066could've been vendula vs kristina, battle of the boobies, but like you said not streamed so it's okay.
>>149549173lol dont make me laugh
do you honestly believe zverev has had the problems many ordinary underpriviliged people face daily? obviously not
his biggest problem is hes a POS wifebeater which he brought on himself
>>149553712christ imagine getting destroyed by lamens like that
LAMENS
mindboggling
what happened to her stomache?
>>149552166I waish there was a way to find the geeks and gamers in the crowd
Finally the last day of the heat wave today
>>149551490this guy was Iva's doubles partner once upon a time
>>149543738I might have a shoulder blade fetish
>>149554248um it's called a scapula fetish
>>149554157>>149552166it's kind of alright, not a bad game but will bore you out in a few days
the gameplay itself is fine, but there's a lot retarded things like overcomplicated lvl up mini-games in career mode
aside from top spin, probably the best arcade tennis sim right now
20$ is still a bit too much tho
>>149554283me?
mario tennis on gameboy color
also played some tennis game on xbox 360 that was fun. cant remember name thougj
>want to watch olga
>don't want to look at keys
Fine, I'll make the post nobody wants to make since it will be ignored and eradicated in the following new thread post
>turns 18
>enters the corr-sex tournament
I almost forgot about the rain delaysโฆ