Thread 149542687

>Thread theme:
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>News:
Zverev lost (KWAB)
>Order of Play
www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html

>Draws
https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/gentlemens-singles
https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/ladies-singles

>Scores
flashscore.com/tennis

>Streams
freestreams-live.fi/
https://vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesport

Previous:>>149539698

Novaxxx's spite along with some Sinner/Alcatraz roid doctors barely holding the sport of tennis, grim. It's over.

Le best player to not win a Slam or something

What to watch now? DWL is boring

Time for some Rybakino.

To better times.

>>149542741
Pretty autist girl

>>149542741
Let's go

Elina bros, how are we feeling? I’m thinking the time off was good for her and hopefully healed her injuries.

Starting to doubt my boy Zverev has what it takes to win a slam.

>>149542765
>28
He's washed. It's the end of his career.

i saw that

>>149542741
suntory times!

>>149542732
According to Ultimate Tennis Statistics, the best tennis players in the OE not to win a slam are, in order (of other accomplishments, not 'talent'):

Zverev
Ferrer
Okker
Roche
Tsitsipas
Berdych
Gottfried
Rios
Davydenko
Solomon
Tsonga
Nishikori
Dibbs
Nalbandian
Ramirez

>>149542763
She already has tape/strapping on her right calf before the game has even started lol (it's skin coloured tape so it's kind of hard to see).

25% of the draw

How the hell do you lose 63 61 61 to Hijikata in 75 mins? Rinky lost to Tomic like a week ago.

>>149542811
kek i love that scene

>>149542829
>sissypuss that high

u fuckin wot m8, has he really won that much more than those below him?

Just as a reminder, there is a thread theme here, which I would urge you to listen to

>>149542811
heh.

Shelton then

At least Germany has Eva

Bit too easy for Draper.

>>149542843
No shame in losing to Bernie

>>149542937
>thot that will never amount to anything and abuses tennis to promote herself
Bring back Kohlschreiber

Jack :)

>>149542864
How many players have 3 masters titles and an ATP finals title?

Jack could have the pick of the MILFS in the crowd.

>>149542958
>Dunlop: WTH, this is terrible. Our advertising has been messed up and this will be shown many times - how awful ;)

>>149543028
Not only is he gay but he has roid-shrunken testicles

>>149542981
AIDS and 5head

>>149543042
corr.

just tuned into the coomer match

elinasisters?

>>149543042
But enough about Alcarath.

>>149543049
Thank you bro, I wanted to screen cap this qt but was too slow.
If anyone can webm her, that would also be great.

>>149543063
kek

>>149543063
Many such cases

>shapoo
what went wrong with Canadian tennis

elina finally wins a game

>>149543121
Let him cook

>>149542830
Unfortunately she’s clearly still injured, Elina is struggling to even run. The crowd looks pissed about paying Wimbledon prices for this lmao.

Why is Etcheverry losing against THE Jack Pinnington Jones?

I used to love her so much bros
what the fuck happened to her legs?

Abysmal serving

>>149543213
Vukov made her get 2x new tatoos of him

some armenian guy was saying she was ugly the other day

>>149543057
This is what the Bongs saw spilling out of the ships at Pevensey Bay in the year of the Lord 1066

>>149543229
He was right. Manface like all the others

What's next for them?

>>149543266
Golf

>>149543266
the masked singer

Moorgz is a thing now, huh? They're having her do a bit on the history of Wimbledon fashion

>>149543266
Members of the State Duma

>>149543266
Collecting appearance fees from RD1 knockouts and winning 250p tournaments.

>>149543266
Medvedev will retire to become a Twitch streamer, Zverev will keep playing until he's 40 in the delusional hope of winning a Slam, Tsitsipas will become Paula's concubine

>>149543266
who will step up and fill the void of these 3?
other than Fonseca ofc

>>149543266
the real big 3...

Finish this up quickly Novak so we can have some coco puffs

>>149543332
>we will have meddyxfritz streams in our lifetime
POGGERS

>>149543266
meddy: early retirement
wifebeater: top 15/20 gatekeeper
pissipants: fade into irrelevance and being very mad about it

>>149543334
Any scrubs that lose in R1 of Wimbledon I guess

>>149543332
I would absolutely watch and super chat Medvedev's Twitch stream.

elina how can you lose to a washed rybakina...

*coco alert*
Moved to court 1

I hope they make a bronze statue of him in that pose once he retires

>>149543360
Stef seems content enough making dumb videos with Badosa these days, I think he's come to accept his mediocrity

>>149543266
hopefully a shave

>>149543266
podcasts, every other topic is shit-talking umps of old

>>149542687 (OP)
hey, i just want you to know that i appreciate the high effort image posting
this goes for the rest of you wta cappers and webm boys.

Coco is wearing a lovely dress

ESPN just switched from the GOAT of the sport to Coco. Of course they did.

Who is this bum playing Djoko and how did he make the tournament?

>>149543483
No one likes Coco. She's Black Zverev.

>>149543483
la creatura

>>149543483
that is a pretty dress. shame it's wasted on her

Now both announcers are slobbering over Gauff's dress. It's a white tennis dress just like the woman's across the court. Grow up you fucking cucks.

You all love these upsets now but it's basically nothing but shit matches from now until the final

>>149543506
very nice

>>149543508
That bum is the reigning Hong Kong Open champion

>>149543560
A black woman is existing. Watch and learn.

this elina girl isn't very good desu senpaitachi

>>149543560
They're holding space for her you bigot

>>149543614
missed that strawberry guy drinking a beer

>>149543591
>black underpants

woke nonsense

>>149543580
I need this beach bum looking ahh to win a single set.

>>149543614
she's played like 2 matches in 2 months :( hate her so much

>>149543591
they all wear these dark colored undershorts now, was it Lena that started this?

>>149543614
yellow fever guys are so strange, any moonfaced 5/10 and they go "AWOOOOOOGA, GODDAMN"

>>149543657
Are you implying you don't wish that water bottle was your penor?

>>149543657
Yellow fever doesn't exist. It's just that Asian green card chicas are the only girls a lot of incel men can fuck, so they begin to associate Asian with girls who are actually willing to fuck them.

>>149543657
>MUH TRAD WAIFU
>10 million jav tentacle porn videos

>>149543564
Draper vs. Mensik in 4R may be cool
Fritz vs. Davidovich Fokina might be mildly interesting as far as 3R matches go
Fonseca vs. Tien in 3R will pit two of the most talked about prospects against each other
Sinner and Djokovic are destined to meet in SF, and the Serb will have to get past Draper in QF

light work

>>149543657
THAT screencap of alex bending over has really reignited my yellow fever

Lena :)
Hopefully Elina will be fully healthy soon enough

Lena :)

die elina

What the fuck was 2022 champion Elena Rybakina doing out on court 14? VERY disrespectful from the AELTC

Elena :)

Elina ):

Coco's outfit is ugly. I hate coquette shit, reminds me of girls who cut themselves and have eating disorders

>>149543733
what happens here??

djokwabic

>>149543753
its very rude

>>149543733
jesus

>>149543761
she looks like she should be working in an 1890s harlem bordello

>>149543773
that's the penis slot

>>149543773
l'origine du monde

>>149543733
My mouth started watering by itself

>>149543773
Great and terrible things

Caca is poop

she dun goofed

>>149543733
That's a lovely coin slot, but I'd rather see Raducanu's.

>she's a great problem solver
Shut up Evert you bogged sellout

>>149543945
is any woman in public life now not bogged?

>>149543945
She does look a little less bogged than at her worst I think?

>>149544007
hmm, not that you mentioned it... i remember her cheeks being much fuller

Cute!

>>149543945
Can she even smile?

Yastremska being a whore and getting caught doping is more believable than Sinner's story

>Gauff 1st Serve: 43%
How has she not fixed this shit

>Emma Navarro reveals truth behind Jannik Sinner doubles pairing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euGh2ZGRNFA

>>149544156
>Further, that those potential routes of ingestion must be considered cumulatively and not individually

France's brave Alexander Müller doesn't really stand a chance against Djoko.

England's brave Jack Pinnington Jones wins! can't wait to see this guy once a year at wimbledon for the next 10 years.

>>149543945
propa Engerlish rows?

I wonder if these old ass lesbians goon over these young dames like Emma

=How British singles players fared in WC R1=

>Advance
Draper (def. Baez)
Pinnington Jones (def. Etcheverry)
Evans (def. Clarke)
Fery (def. Popyrin)
Harris (def. Lajovic)
Norrie (def. Bautista Agut)
Tarvet (def. Riedi)
Raducanu (def. Xu)
Boulter (def. Badosa)
Kartal (def. Ostapenko)

>Eliminated
Loffhagen (lost vs. Martinez)
Monday (lost vs. Paul)
Clarke (lost vs. Evans)
Searle (lost vs. Quinn)
Fearnley (lost vs. Fonseca)
Crawford (lost vs. Bellucci)
Xu (lost vs. Raducanu)
Klugman (lost vs. Fernandez)
Dart (lost vs. Galfi)
Stojsavljevic (lost vs. Krueger)
Burrage (lost vs. McNally)
Watson (lost vs. Tauson)
Jones (lost vs. Starodubtseva)

>Will play 2R tomorrow
Harris – Borges (r. 37)
Fery – Darderi (r. 59)
Norrie – Tiafoe (r. 12)
Tarvet – Alcaraz (r. 2)
Kartal – Tomova (r. 111)
Boulter – Sierra (r. 101)
Raducanu – Vondrousova (r. 73)

Absolutely seething at seeing those retards in Lena's box. Disgusting trash.

>>149544275
Thank you update Spaniard

>>149544330
:(

>>149544275

>Raducanu – Vondrousova (r. 73)

Match of the day

Eala bros how we feeling?

>>149543266
Why aren't these guys scheduled for round 2? Playing exhos instead?

>>149543945
is this the last boss of bog?

>>149544469
Nastya :)

>Novak didn't break here
He's finished

>>149544568
*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Yastremska is basher kino

>caca fraudff
Sabalenka said NOTHING wrong

Coco :(

caca gauff

Coco :(

>>149543560
TNT unironically had good coverage for the French. Bonus because I could watch on HBO Max. I hope ESPN loses their rights for all other slams soon.

>frenchies all suck at RG
>all overpeform at Wimby

Absolute state of the court I have tickets for tomorrow
I wanted Fonz

>>149544894
Olga and Katka :)

nolesisters, it was 5-2 in the tb...

>>149544894
christ that is grim lad

>>149544727
>sweat
Eww.

>>149544156
iii and iv are cunnilingus and analingus

>>149544894
Osaka still plays? lol

Nolefam........

choke-o-bitch

thank god novak is finished enough to win me my bet

>>149545018
This must be the worst set choke Djokovic had in a while. He had 11 bps and a big lead in the breaker.

>>149543508
>>149543632
My apologies. I was unfamiliar with your game.

Müller'd

Uh Nolebros?
1-1

>>149544700
that guy adam lefko or whatever wouldn't shut up or stop jock sniffing and ruined it. Mac bros were good

based Nole making sure the crowd get their money's worth

Hakuna matata.

djokosisters?

>>149545060
Alcaraz did it better

>>149544894
No.2 indeed lol

Coco sistas?

how'd he win that breaker he was getting rekt on serves in that set

i have and will never rate caca gauff regardless of slams won

Cocosisters...

>>149545116
lmao, what the fuck is she doing

>>149545116
Seethe

Joker is the most based GOAT of all sports. Grew up in a literal war zone, dethroned the supposed GOATs, stood up to globalism and vax tyranny, wins and loses with grace, got fucked by tennis establishment again for accidentally bouncing a ball off a cat lady staffer, married a girl next door beauty, creates adorable family, makes millions without big name endorsements...

Anyone using wimbledon to rate players is retarded, some fraud like Siniakova will win it this year

>>149545080
true, Grug basically did a BOGOF

Oh lawd I hope they finish the monfils match. I don't want to watch Borevak

>>149545134
how respectful a shirt

>>149545142
Carlos is better than Federer

>>149545142
i rate gauff based off her play on any surface. she hits one winner a month

>>149545134
Sex symbol of the WTA

Wait wtf?

>Djokovic losing
CLOSE THE ROOF!!!

>>149545164
Why are you saying this to britpole, he only rates Nadal and Igor (formerly Medvedev too)

>>149545129
Choke-o will never crack Wimbledon

Sinner wouldn't have dropped that set...

>>149545137
>stood up to globalism and vax tyranny
Lost against them both

Tbf, Coco was always expected to get an upset here

>>149545224
Brooksby would have won by now

Fucsovics and Monfils have become pure slam cazzie type of players.

>>149544156
/OURWHORE/ DID IT

Coco Kwab

>>149545137
>Both parents were ski instructors at a resort, papa Djokovic also went on to run a fast food restaurant and a sports equipment store.
Can we please end the "Djokovic grew up in a modest household and next to bombs" narrative? Lots of merit for Djokovic, but he didn't have a Tom Sawyer/Oliver Twist kind of childhood.

Coco ;(

>>149545198
kwab

Only two good matches tomorrow
>Aliassime-Struff
>Fonseca-Brooksby

>more than one third of seeded players already out in R1
wtf is this lol

I bet she'll complain about being moved off centre court as to why she lost, maybe subtly imply it was racism, our media love entertaining that

>>149545292
German #1 Struff will prevail

>>149545260
Don't argue with delusional slam tourists. He makes that post every slam.

>>149545292
We have Emma-Kino tomorrow

>>149545134
Women's RG25 winner unironically deserves an asterisk. I've never seen bigger meltdown than Sabalenka's 80 unforced errors. She should've taken 3x Diazepam pills after first set.

>>149545292
Everything is an appetizer for Raducanu

>>149545347
cope sinner choked too

>erjavec
huge literal who through to the 2nd round.

>>149545238
false. upheld his own principles.

>>149545365
Sinner's reddit mafia going to be MALDING at this post

>>149545338
Was today actually :)
couldn't watch though

>>149545347
kek this

>>149545260
how was your childhood?

>Novak Djokovic grew up in Serbia during the Yugoslav Wars, including the 1999 NATO bombing of Belgrade, which he has described as a traumatic experience. The conflict and bombings, particularly during the Kosovo War, forced his family to seek shelter in basements and endure the fear of constant air raids.

>>149545337
i have a stalker. feeling cute.

>>149545381
*4chan mafia

What channel is novax pn

Djoko is really about to get bounced in the 1st round

djoko out in first round? oh no no no

>>149545434
>>149545438
If this keeps up Novak might unironically lose lol His serve looks like complete shit. But the curfew will save him?

Had no idea Muller still played.
Can he do it again?

>>149545452
>curfew
What's this all about?

>>149545452
What channel

>>149545482
Need a license to be out pass 11pm in bongland unfortunately

remember when everyone thought medvedev tsitsipas and zverev were going to be the future of tennis

If Djoko eats a R1 defeat here, he might as well just announce his retirement and be done with it.

>>149545501
she's so hot lads

Has there ever been a Wimbledon where so many of the men’s and women’s top 10 seeds bombed out in rnd 1?

>>149543657
here's your (true)

Dayana :)

>>149545535
i remember when 10 other people posted this today

This must be a record

>>149545552
Wimbledon after Emma wom her first (only)

>>149545541
he's retiring in 2 months anyway might as well come to the USA to celebrate being better than all those vaxxed losers

I don't think Novak will last the 2 weeks brehs.

>>149545583
holy shit

Djocko's wife is hot and I'm tired of pretending that she is not

is this yunchaokete guy any good

>>149545457
>Had no idea Muller still played
he's like 28

>>149544158
lel

>>149545601
He should open up an academy in miami

>>149545601
he wants to play at the next olympics kek
he'll be around for a while even if he's just fucking around

What’s it like to reach your late 30s, /tennis/?

Wonderful stuff there.

>>149545482
Wimbledon is in the middle of a residential area and the council don't want hordes of people leaving the grounds to go home in the middle of the night. Plus transport options are less than stellar in the UK at that time.

cool point there but you can just tell he doesn't give a single fuck

Djoko not looking great desu

>>149545613
definitely the hottest of the big three

1st court being cleaned rn

>>149545621
Yes, I mixed him up

>>149544986
I have less than a pouch than she does and I'm embarrassed even with a shirt on and no spandex to squeeze. revolting.

>>149544518
second nice box i've seen of eala today

>>149545583
Wasn't booblick supposed to be a dark horse

When Alcaraz makes a meal of an early round match it's cute but when Djokovic does it it's concerning. It's like a young person falling over compared to an older person.

>>149545541
He still has to beat Pancho's and Rosewall's records of oldest man to win a title, win a Slam, and be a finalist in a Slam. We've got 6 more years of Djokokino.

>>149545714
Last notable thing I remember him doing is taking out the Fonz in Rio earlier this year.

>mto
It's over we're never getting 25

>>149544568
delightful

>>149545583
Sinner and Grug are in the easiest era

>>149545722
Shut up you big gay.

>>149545649
I'd say you'll find out for yourself one day but that's not guaranteed.
Tread carefully, youngster.

I hope he's going to post x-rays or I will never believe it.

Djoko really gonna fake an injury?

>>149545772
Tummy ache is a serious thing.

RIP nole

Is he asking for bread?

He just used MTO to reboot his computer

The 5 anons below this post are still thinking about THAT Eala screencap.
It lives rent free in their heads.

>>149544988
nah it's from oral and fingering.
>t. I've had sex before

eala

wtf are they playing at putting Fonzi and Brooskby on an outer court? When will tournaments accept that he's a massive draw?

>>149545726
He just beat Sinner en route to winning Halle.

I'm still thinking about that Eala screencap.

He was just wasting time to hit the curfew and stop the match, all part of the masterplan

>>149545813
She has two memorable ones already, dance and sip.
Really makes me think the camera loves her and she loves the camera.
No other tennis girl has two memorable ones.

>>149545840
As any red blooded male should

>>149544894
actually perfect, you can watch olga then leave early and be home to shitpost

>>149545850
Get a night's rest and start fresh tomorrow. But there's still 90 minutes to go.

>>149545850
4Djokovical chess

>>149545866
You can still shitpost on your phone while in the grounds.

>>149545726
He simply didn't care because Munar was moving like Djokovic https://x.com/BarclayCard18/status/1940080994276504035

Monfils better than Djoke

>>149545821
>>149545831
>>149545832
>>149545833
>>149545840
These posters all have yellow fever btw


Incurable

>>149545906
Munar is top30 in 2025 grass.
He almost took Grug out in Halle.

German Prime says that our boy Zverlingz was depressed in his press conference and that he feels very alone. Poor guy, maybe slapping some bitch would cheer him up.

djokovic washed up

>>149545726
i didn't even know he lost, the glazing before wimbledon was too much

>>149545937
He's like 40 bout damn time

>>149545931
Based

>>149545947
A lot of it was exaggerated shitposting. But imagine if had actually cared

>>149545821
ive had more and better and ur wrong

did anyone end up posting the Eala webm? should I bother setting up OBS to record it? i found it in the stream rewind.

Iva :(

Realistically, if Novak loses this and doesn't go deep into the US, does he retire?

>>149545900
would never be on 4chan in public, personally

Nova looks fucked.

>1. Ken Rosewall – 37 years, one month, 24 days (1972 Australian Open)
Will a male player older than this ever win a slam?

>>149546015
I only use it on incognito and have denied having heard of it irl.

>>149545992
nah we just got 7 different screenshots with no discernible difference between them

He’s so handsome no homo

She needs to retire asap

>>149545983
i don't buy it, i think a good amount of people think he's better than he actually is

KWAB

We are entering the Carolingian Golden Age of Tennis

wtf is up with nole

>>149546069
>the implication
naughty!

>>149546064
Munar is better than his record would suggest

"He's fit as an ox, what a specimen" said Muller's doctor, just loud enough for Novak to hear.

>>149546051
she just grabs those errant slams that others fail to grab themselves, she probably has at least another 2 in the locker due to how the WTA is

Everyone is dying now

>>149546079
Sinner, Carlos and Jack - the next Big Three.

>>149545613
Always has been. Solid wife.

>>149546050
is this achievable natty

>>149546116
Jack will be the Andy Murray to their big 2.

>>149546079
>la creatura
this mf was in the iliad i think

>>149546134
he must have some Scots DNA so it can be used against him when he loses

>>149545804
According to our government, he's just as British as me.

These loser announcers are giggling at players in physical distress.

James Blake's claim to fame is suing the NYPD after they mistook him for a fleeing criminal whom he resembled.

>>149546179
That doesn't mean much when we don't know you lad.

Moon :)

>>149546185
I know him from his collab with Bon Iver.

Lys vs. Noskova and
Raducanu vs. Vondrousva look the only semi-entertaining WTA matches tomorrow

>>149546236
>Bon Iver
that's pretty gay ngl

>>149546346
I'm a big gay 4u

Normal service has resumed.

ESPN is showing Coco's fucking presser instead. Disney Inc is an embarrassment.

>>149546346
Justin Vernon is /tennis/-approved, no?

Why is there a curfew?
Is it in from the sharia law?

>>149546468
heh. got em.

Go, Joker. Despite your tough childhood!

boomerkino

>>149546185
James Blake is a great producer and singer when he's not simping for women

>>149546468
Here he is. Only showing its face at the end of the day.

>players bitch about playing matches too late
>players bitch about rules put in place to stop late matches
theres no winning

>>149546515
the tennis player?

>>149546468
Only grooming gangs are allowed past curfew. If you intervene you're a racist and go directly to jail.

>>149546545
when they say late they mean like 2am not 11pm

>>149546570
funny, but what about your nation?

All matches were suspended around 10 pm before this roof nonsense started

>>149546570
>tf
>tp
Don't know who's worse, us or you lot. Europe os finished either way

Calling it now, this is going to be a shitter of a wimby, boring uncontested roider sinner trophy

>>149546570
Yeah let's fight and troll amongst ourselves, that'll help.

bonus

>>149545347
USO23 was almost as bad. Sabalenka has genuinely handed her 2 gift wrapped slams.

>>149546638
>>149546678
Praise be

>>149546524
he was on strike

>>149546649
Next several slams are going to be a repeat of Fedal era but nobody complained about that 20 years ago so nobody should be complaining about this era either

Muller fucked that up

>push push long out
this guy needs a new game plan

What kind of wonder juice fixed Novak's serve

>>149546638
Bosnigga comes in clutch.

Judy Murray is a chudcel

>>149546658
Yeah u right im sorry. I'll delete it

>>149546570
>tf
>tp

Couldn't they have recorded more than 2 people yelling "out"?

Mullover

>>149546760
>nobody complained about 2 goat playing each other
No shit
The only issue was Nadal insanely boring game
Federer djoko was much more entertaining

Had to swap to russian stream now, just like old times.

>>149547072
sneaky emma in the background

>>149547043
>>149547072
>he won the Olympics on the most prestigious tennis court in the world
Kino

My frens I'm in love:
https://old.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/1lpb8w8/emma_navarro_spills_truth_behind_sinner_doubles/

>>149547072
>you will never have this

>>149547155
Why is Tiafoe in the audience?

>>149547144
must've shagged
surely

>>149547102
what has he accomplished?

>>149547072
Cute.

Zverev in 5

>>149547215
vs rune in the lower bracket

>>149547201
The biggest choke in RG history since Coria and Pissipants

>>149547201
He starred in some Gucci commercials

>>149547215
>>149547225
Would a winner/losers bracket system make slams better or worse?

>>149547251
more entertaining for sure, better idk

>>149547204
Another Olympic gold medallist in the crowd watching on, Justin Rose.

>>149547251
>slams now last 4 to 5 weeks and you have to win twice in a row in the final if you come from the lower backet

NO-VAK
NO-VAK
NO-VAK

>>149547251
Then we need a losers loser bracket and keep repeating that until we end up with a match to find out the ultimate loser

WE DID IT REDDIT

sigh
nothing ever happens

Better luck next time vaxxers

Miracle pills did the trick

>>149547407
Novak isn't going against a real player until the semi.

>>149547429
We are patient, just makes Carlos beating the piss out of him more satisfying

>>149543733
NEED to enter that from behind

>>149543322
god she is such a pointless human being

no offence

>>149543229
she has a cute personality

>>149542981
beautiful eyes

>Commentator says "beggars belief" at end of Djokovic match

The kittington influence is wide reaching.

>>149547204
he "cries" like those north koreans when a supreme leader has "died"

for me it's sabalenka choking the final to collins

for me it's Eva Lys

>>149545604
bloody hell is that ronnie o sullivans daughter? bad luck in the gene lottery

>>149544518
just wanna make deep penetrative love to her

>>149547616
nope, that's djokovic

My dad messaged me after I complained about the matches I will see tomorrow

>>149546638
this should be the OP image for the rest of wimby

>>149542741
its too late
cant unrape her

>preferring mens matches
bit gay, no?

>>149546638
imagine being the camera guy
>oh shit
>oh fuck oh shit
>shit i gotta zoom out but i wanna SNIFF
>shit shit i'm gonna get canned
>go go go zoom out shit

>>149547845
Nice of your dad to lurk /tennis/ so he can see your posts

>>149547616
considering how hairy ronnie is - she probably has to shave her entire body every day

Memerev shouldve fucking retired after he got beat in RG by a pensioner nole

One of these players will play a Wimby QF in a few days.

>>149547911
Bit unfair imo. I watched mostly women today

>>149547991
I was expecting tomasz Pawel to be in this. That guy is the master of slithering to the qf of slams for no reason

>>149547991
hopefully garin

>>149547991
GANBARE MOCHIZUKI-SAN

>>149547991
khachanov is a decent player, has made the quarters before

>>149547845
>I know you prefer the men's matches
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

>>149547991
I'm on the Rinderknech train and I can't get off now

>>149547991
Wimbledon still treating Karen like a war criminal baka

>>149547845
TAKE PICTURES FOR US

>>149547991
I thought the war in ukraine is already done? Wheres the russian flag?

>>149546638
Please post this each thread for the rest of the championships. Thank you, bosgod

>>149547845
Wholesome

>Alexander Zverev says he is considering getting therapy after his Wimbledon loss, admits he is 'lacking enjoyment' in life:

>"Would I consider therapy? Yeah, maybe. Maybe for the first time in my life I'll probably need it. I've been through a lot of difficulties. I've been through a lot of difficulties in the media. I've been through a lot of difficulties in life generally. I've never felt this empty before. I'm just lacking joy, lacking joy in everything that I do. It's not necessarily about tennis. I'm just lacking joy outside of tennis as well."

Maybe some stock market analogies will help him remember he is an athlete.

>>149548773
>he is an athlete
where's medjedovic's diary when you need it

>>149546638
Holesome

kek Mirra tapping up Martina for advice at Wimbledon
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkm9r1FZG28

>>149548773
god fuck this dude

YOURE A BILLIONAIRE AND HAVE A WENCH SUCKING YOUR WENIS

BILLIONAIRES DONT HAVE "DIFFICULTIES"

>>149549033
Zoomer syndrome. They all have ADHD

>>149549033
I you genuinely believe that blowjobs and money are the key to real meaningful contentment in life, I can confidently predict three things about you:
1. You're quite shallow
2. You're quite poor
3. You don't get your cock sucked very often

>>149549106
Zverev is 28

>>149549178
1997 born is a zoomie

emma and ashlyn are my only hopes left :(

>>149548088
He's in another bracket lad

I kinda feel bad for Zverev. He's successful enough in life that he evokes no pity from the common man, while not being successful enough at tennis to have an army of fervent tennis fans hating him that he can feed off of. The media, and by extension, left wingers, loathe him, not because of his tennis, but because he's White, Russian, and they think he beats women. The right wingers hate him because he's an actual cuckold, a fake German, and an anti-Nazi. Tennis fans feel contempt for him watching his limp-wristed passive tennis. He will never win a slam and his biggest accomplishment in tennis is winning a medal for the nation which tried to wipe his people off the planet.

Imagine regularly beating women and still feel like youre gutted

>>149549530
>hey that ginger retard sunk our doubles marketing stunt we're trying to sell those dumbasses at home please make some shit up

>>149549530
It's funny because every WTA player said they begged them and every ATP player said it was their agent's idea

>>149550415
heh

Tennis is a contest of whose parents spent more money on tennis. Nothing else. If you disagree, you don't know ball.

>>149550464
True to a degree, but you can't teach athleticism

>>149550464
If this were true JPeg would make it further than just a QF in a slam

>>149550464
Nah. Tennis star kids rarely do well in tennis. They have the genetics + dosh

did jpeg really say that she doesnt want women to do best of 5 sets because she thinks tennis is boring?

>>149550947
Better than Aryna Sabalenka saying women shouldn't do 5 sets because their bodies can't handle it thus proving they don't deserve equal pay.

>>149550464
Lol.

>>149551019
i interpreted that as her saying their bodies cant handle it because they dont train for 5 sets but its not like im gonna go watch a wta presser to get full context

emma falls tomorrow

>>149549477
i only dislike him because people still believe in him

Tomic is some how losing to a 900 ranked player named Bigums right now. I put $400 on it because I know its ridiculous for him to lose to this guy

>>149551490
Look at this guys results. Tomic is now basically even odds against this guy

me in the hat watching the girls touch each others thighs

coco more like cokwab
or kwabco

>>149551807
it's kwabkwab kwab you fool

>>149551964
One of those actually won a slam and didn't just keel over to the big 3

Is Tiebreak any good? $20 on sale atm.

>>149551506
sounds like tomic bet against himself

>emma raducanu attacked by a bee
>a bee flew near britains emma raducanu causing her to take drastic action of slightly moving out of the way
>it's currently unclear how this will affect her performance during her next match

>>149552491
>she's a disgrace

>>149551490
not your best night huh

>>149552491
a bee wouldn't harm sweet Emma

>>149553020
are the bees turning gay? what bee wouldn't want that british flowers nectar

>>149552491
she didnt really lose

Why are French people like this?

if you ignore her tumy injury you can see the sweat flying off her

>>149545726

why is she so happy these days?

>>149553811
THINKING she's bipolar. Last week she was a depressed crying cow and now she looks like she just discovered orgasms.

Zverev needs a woman his own age. Not some cokehead gold digger milf slop.

>>149553712
it was very hard to stop looking at her tummy!

jana vs lilli today. real shame it isn't streamed

>>149554066
could've been vendula vs kristina, battle of the boobies, but like you said not streamed so it's okay.

>>149549173
lol dont make me laugh

do you honestly believe zverev has had the problems many ordinary underpriviliged people face daily? obviously not

his biggest problem is hes a POS wifebeater which he brought on himself

>>149553712
christ imagine getting destroyed by lamens like that

LAMENS

mindboggling

what happened to her stomache?

>>149552166
I waish there was a way to find the geeks and gamers in the crowd

Finally the last day of the heat wave today

>>149551490
this guy was Iva's doubles partner once upon a time

>>149543738
I might have a shoulder blade fetish

>>149554248
um it's called a scapula fetish

>>149554157
>>149552166
it's kind of alright, not a bad game but will bore you out in a few days
the gameplay itself is fine, but there's a lot retarded things like overcomplicated lvl up mini-games in career mode
aside from top spin, probably the best arcade tennis sim right now
20$ is still a bit too much tho

>>149553020
jej

>>149554283
me?

mario tennis on gameboy color

also played some tennis game on xbox 360 that was fun. cant remember name thougj

>>149553480
BASED FRITZ

>want to watch olga
>don't want to look at keys

Fine, I'll make the post nobody wants to make since it will be ignored and eradicated in the following new thread post

>>149554722
>>149554722
>>149554722
>>149554722
New!

>>149554697
Thank you for your service anon

>turns 18
>enters the corr-sex tournament

I almost forgot about the rain delays…