Thread 149543277

Eternal Canada Day Edition.
>>149539735

>>149543277 (OP)
nice op, op

>>149543277 (OP)
I still remember the honking you could hear outside when Crosby scored

>Ehlers still a free agent
Where’s he going?

>>149543315
edmonton for league min

>>149543314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu8qTlzuGto
One of my favorite videos. Crazy how much the skyline has changed in 15 years.

Why do they have to make me emotional with a Bob McKenzie sendoff? damn the dudes a legend

Why the fuck aren’t our Flames even doing any minor deals ts pmo

Bros what is this team doing??

When GARY speaks, you listen to GARY speaking! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSYqTqw_xkA

/playoffsbound/

My kitties!

>>149547154
bro what are any of us doing
michkov is still in philly bro
we might as well just wait until that dynasty ends before we even bother trying bro

I just realised The Blackhawks won as many cups between 2010 and 2015 as they did between 1927 and 2009

>>149548013
#timetohunt

shoulda traded marner to deloilet

Free agent frenzy days are always so boring as a Canadian team fan because nobody wants to sign for Canadian teams

>>149548078
https://youtu.be/0X5emFHKxvo

Why does Mitch need the money?

i need the money

>>149548338
ask paul

>>149548338
He needs a new display case for his OHL and CHL trophies.
>london knights - won
>vegas knights - tbd
heh

>>149548023
imagine still doing this gimmick after your boy finished fourth in ROTY KWAB

it's that special time of year where the bluejays wear red

Im comfortable and grateful for what I have

Now that the dust has settled, who won the offseason, and why was it the Flames?

Mitch the bitch to Vegas. Now everyone I hate is on the same team.

we're getting old, ladies

>>149548593
weird way to spell my Islanders®

i hope vegass wins the stan lee so bad this year
that would be the funniest shit ever

I think it's pretty cringe to wear the jersey of someone younger than you

>>149549866
Another cup for the Gary belt!

i'm the only one here
*disrobes*

i'm the only one here
*disrobes*

no I'm here now

>>149552730
Already have...at least a hundred times. Love that flick, so I was disappointed when I saw money pit. Fell way flat.

*farts*
*runs out of the room and locks the door behind me trapping everyone inside*

4 marner day

I'm listening to music I listened to in the late 2000s when I was a twenty something remenicing about how good life was back then. I need to stop driking so much

>>149552791
try the way of the gun

>>149552810
raped retard

>>149552812
life's a funny fuckin thing

>>149552810
Personally, I blame Adam Egret

>>149552816
The Usual Suspects" was better and funnier

>>149552858
GIMME DA FUCKIN KEYS YOU COCKSUCKA MOTHAFUCKA BLAHAHAHAHAH!

I kinda want Panny to sign with the Oilers for Dark Panny season. That would be entertaining to me.

knights won

all the showers won was more jersey and ticket sales, which to gary is a (((win)))

>>149552682
I had Pietrangelo very loud 15 minutes ago. That's a sign I have to take a Marner soon.

>>149552955
no.

Gary Bruce Bettman Won

in a 30 team nhl kappo kakko would have already busted out of the league by now, but in a 32 team watered down league we still have to keep watching him for another 8 seasons.

Good night /hoc/. I love you

>>149553012
love you too bro gn

>>149553012
pleasant dreams

>Gary seriously wants 34 fucking teams
No offseason, lads, think of it
>it'll be so short -_-

>>149553004
He is where he belongs

>>149552972
Oh yes.

I want 36 teams

i want 40 teams split into two leagues with annual relegation

>>149553004
hell yeah

>two-tier NHL with 56 teams
We can finally welcome Anchorage into the League, lads, think of it...
>just another part of the Family -_-

>>149553154
what's up trb

>>149553162
Who?

Kings will finally defeat the Oilers in the playoffs and will go to finals

>>149548023
When will My Leafsies:) Be getting Crosby from your shit team

Fuck Canada

>>149553214
Yee-haw, pardner

day one of free agency in the books, who's the biggest loser

for me, it's the kings signing all of the oilers' trash

>>149553284
Marner was the big splash of the day, and everything else was mere prelude

>>149553284
Oilers for losing all their trash.
Toronto for not attracting any trash.

>>149553296
The Marner I took today made a big splash alright

>>149553332
no.

>>149553324
Alex Delvchio is dead

>>149553346
just like bela lugosi

>>149553359
surprised you thought of another example, death is a pretty rare thing

>>149553342
I warned you it would be an uphill battle
>keep up the good fight, lad

>>149547154
Being shit

>>149553195
i'm not sure how signing a bunch of old geezers and cody fucking ceci is going to let them beat the oilers

I mowed the lawn today

>>149553154
YOUR STANLEY CUP CHAMPION ᐃᖃᓗᐃᑦ Arctics !

>>149553409
In order to beat the Oilers you have to become the Oilers

>>149553423
Trouba plane!

In this country you can be murdered if it’s suspected you are cheating when gambling at the cockfights, stay safe cockfighters

>the Alaska Polar Bears
think of it, lads... -_-

>>149553424
Good job :)

>>149553435
i'm not sure taking on the oilers castoffs is going to make you become the oilers

>>149553484
worked for the rangers

>>149553324
>Welcome home
>Place of Birth St. Paul, MN, USA

>>149553484
worked for my 1994 ragsies

Welcome home (to Alberta) Andrew Mangiapane

>>149553484
It worked for the >rags

Can >1993 truly be broken if Canada is occupied land?

>>149552891
>ask and you shall receive

Dark Panny season it is

Reminder that it has been 11710 days since a Canadian team won the only trophy that matters in hockey

>>149553549
KWAB

finna catch up on raw is war while i level my spirit born

>>149553533
come and take it faggot

>>149553549
It may have been in

Thinking about West Hollywood

>>149553560
Retard

>>149553571
cope spirit born is good this season

>>149553549
AND THEY STILL LOVE ME

>>149553549
thank you gary

>>149553513
Panny NOOOO :(

>>149553492
>>149553498
>>149553522
rags got good players
i don't think ceci and the shambling corpse of perry qualify as good players though

>>149553595
>You're welcome

conroy in the kitchen

Why do Americans hire Canadians to try and win a Canadian Cup that Frederick Arthur Stanley bought from a flea market? Shouldn't Americans have their own hockey trophy or something? Always found that a bit weird.

>>149553513
that actually seems like a pretty good deal, kind of surprised he signed for that

>>149553628
All of Florida's best players are American

>>149553639
then why didnt any of them win the mvp?

For me, it's everyone on /hoc/ being friendly and getting along

>>149553687
>Fuck Can'tnadians

>>149553687
We should all unite against Gary and his shit league

>>149553690
>minnesota
>cup

>>149553690
kraken wild and sabres are canadian franchises

iyo can't pronounce "L"s kek rhea riprey

>>149553628
we do have our own hockey trophy. it's been ours for over 30 years

>>149553707
>>149553709
You're right, this is the real map. Where are my fellow Hockey Nation Chads. Illegals not welcomed

>>149553731
thank you gary

>>149553705
>"Oh no please"

>>149553733
Hockey works in the sunshine :)

>>149553722
>11710 days, 32.06 years, 976 months
Based

>>149553773
its an affront to god to create a sheet of ice in such conditions

>>149553781
Gary disagrees, and I will NEVER doubt Gary's word

>>149553776
wow that's like 10x the length that you've been raped

>>149547154
if only you knew how bad things really are

>>149553802
thats something that the trb would say

>>149553802
but enough about you

>>149547154
>signed cuylle
>signed gavrikov for below market value
>acquired morrow, the hurricanes #1 rated prospect
>acquired a 1st round pick and 2nd round pick they can use as capital to acquire players this summer or at the deadline
Rags did very well today.

gary bettman will never hand another cup to a canadian franchise

>>149553846
I love Gary

>>149553846
The way ya'll faggots act you really don't deserve one anyway and you got Don Cherry fired from his job for stating facts

>>149553853
You would think they'd be humbled by now after 32 years, but these faggots run all the talent out of town because of how cringe the fanbase and media are. Can'tnadians deserve all the misery in the world. The only thing they can celebrate is winning exhibition tournaments and all star games

>>149553867
loser cope

>>149553872
This guy is your mascot

>>149553880
that guy is only famous cause fags like you cant help but watch

>>149553880
They have Youppi! too and the Winnipeg Rapist

>>149553872
Based all star game enjoyer. Next time you might even go 2-0!

>>149553883
he isn't even famous hes a shitty industry plant

lyra valkyria is cute :)

>>149553919
more loser cope

holy shit samir is having an offseason melty KWAB

>>149553884
Don't forget how they all dress in the same color thinking it'll help the players score more goals

>>149553926
Man I thought I liked the all star game but you take it to another level. Never seen someone enjoy going 1-1 in the All Star game as much as you

>>149553939
loser cope

>>149553947
>"loser cope"
>proceeds to cope like a loser

>>149553954
>nou
kwab

Which sport would be my ideal alternative to Ice hockey?
> A sport where womens are always superior to mens
> A sport where there are always more womens than mens
> A sport that has more female fans
> A sport where men are inferior in every way
> A sport where all the most representative, important and historic figures are all womens
>sport totally dominated by women throughout

>>149553958
>proceeds to lose to Denmark

>>149553964
>muh amateur hockey

>>149553962
you should support the new jersey devils or chicago blackhawks bud

>>149553968
>Sidney "Amateur" Crosby and Nathan "I Play for Free" McKinnon

>>149553968
at least you can admit it king

>>149553975
they won when paid

>>149553962
Netball is the answer

>>149553986
reasons why netball is the sport that fits what I'm looking for?

tf is netball

>>149553962
Roller derby

>>149553983
Loser cope. They don't play for free you retard, they get paid.
>Aiiiiiiiiii DENMARK nooooooo

>>149554011
>They don't play for free you retard, they get paid.
source?

canada deserves your respect they won an all star game

>>149554018
>deconstruct his entire loser cope argument
>"S-s-source??"

>>149554026
you dont have one then i take it

>>149554022
You're right I respect the team we never lost to in regulation at the all star game because they tried hard for that tie

>flyers have 46 million in cap space next season

Welcome to Philly, Kaprisov and Necas. Just in time to show Michkov that it's worthy to stay

>canada day
>amerifats seething
nice

>>149554038
>we never lost to in regulation
this is pure copium

>>149554032
Do you have a source they play without getting paid?

>>149553975
>I Play for Free
How cucked do you have to be to not see this as the embodiment of soul

>>149554057
you claimed they got paid

>>149554022
cope i do respect a team that tied up a series 1-1

>>149554064
>>149554069
You're the one claiming they play for free. Nobody plays for free you fucking retard. Where do you think all the money goes for sponsorships, jerseys and broadcasting rights? How fucking retarded are you poojeet?

>>149554084
this isnt a source they got paid
its just you scrambling after getting btfo

erm in america everything is transactional. non monetary motivations do not compute

>>149554089
So no source about them playing for free? Thanks I accept your concession of defeat

>>149554096
>nou again
hahaha

>>149554106
Thanks for proving my point

>>149554117
about what? we know the 4nash was a professional tournament
and that canada won

>>149554121
I think he's more so disputing that Canada won. It's a coping mechanism.

>>149554121
Congrats on the tie in the professional exhibition all star games. Maybe if you try harder next time you might even win the only trophy that matters in hockey

>>149554132
loser cope

>>149554132
cope loser

>>149554176
Sad

>>149543348
Holy fucking soul

>>149554176
Oh that's fucking gay, I loved him on Washington.

Canadians still seething?

Can someone explain to me how losing the first game against the USA makes you champions?

>>149554240
There was a warm up match? All I saw was the USA winning one match and Canada needing overtime to win one game

>>149554232
you have never heard of a group stage?

>>149554243
canada won the game that mattered

>>149554245
Is that the part of the all star game where Canada loses?

>>149554253
But according to Google Canada lost on home ice in regulation despite being overwhelming favorites for the all star game

>>149554257
all star game implies there was a single game played
4 nations was a professional tournament

>>149554262
americans lost on home ice in ot against the favourites during the championship game

>>149554176
flamesbros not like this how could panny do this to us

>>149554263
>needing to squeak by in a series tying game
dream bit

>summer holiday
>waking up fresh and refreshed
>I want to see what my hoki frens are doing
>it's mostly shit flinging about the all-star tournament and old olympics

Why cant you canadians by frens with the rest of us

>>149554275
>series
that isnt the tournament format for the 4 nations
keep coping loser

>>149554263
Gary said that this year's all star game will be played between 4 teams. I think you got your facts incorrect anon

>>149554268
Wow so the Americans never lost once in regulation? Man they had a great all star game weekend

>>149554286
more loser cope

>>149554278
It's copey doing his daily Marner on the thread. It's best to log off and come back in 6-8 hours.

>>149554290
Congrats on winning the all star game anon. Hopefully this leads to a Canadian team winning the Stanley Cup and international tournaments

>Lose World Juniors
>Lose the Stanley Cup
>Lose the IIHF

97 days until the season starts

>>149554307
Wait anon, Canada lost all 3 of those? Who won them? You mean to tell me the United States of America (50/51 states) actually won all 3 of those? Do you have a source??

>>149554307
won the only best on best professional tournament in 2025

>>149554317
americans are so desperate for international wins they are counting amateur tournaments now

If america ever wins anything noteworthy. I shall congratulate them, i shan't pretend it was a meaningless tourney

>>149554300
cope i'm playing diablo i'm only responsible for a few posts

>>149554319
No anon I'm pretty sure you didn't win any tournaments in 2025. Only thing you did was tie the USA 1-1 at the 4 Nation Face Off All Star game

1993

>>149554332
there is that loser cope coming through

>>149554326
Well if you want to count tournaments that matter, the only one that matters is one you haven't won in 32 years

>>149554340
thank you gary

fireworks go KA-pow

>>149554337
Man you sure are a winner anon. We're all jealous you got to go to so many Stanley Cup parades...Wait, what do you mean you haven't been to one? I thought you Canadians were good at hockey

>>149554362
>Wait, what do you mean you haven't been to one?
ive been to several

>>149553835
>morrow
>the hurricanes #1 rated prospect
this is an abject lie, chambers

>>149554366
Sure and you live in a big fancy mansion, drive luxury cars, have millions of dollars and aren't schizophrenic

>he goes to watch his hometown players bring the cup to red deer pretending it's his team's parade
KWAB

>>149554371
nice of you to notice

can 4 nations cope last the entire offseason?

>>149554390
easily

>>149554390
It's gonna have to last the rest of your lifetime kek

>>149554176
>>149554271
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>>149553835
>Morrow, the hurricanes #1 rated prospect
>Gavrikov for below market value
>1st and 2nd for players this summer or at the deadline
I know canada has a drug epidemic but please

>>149554405
canada wins the iihf all the time and no one cared about them before this year

>>149554390
As a bystander, it only shows how much it stings some of you guys failing at the NHL playoffs again

>>149554421
Careful anon they're going to cope even more about it with all star game banter

>>149554421
thank you gary

trying to hit level 60 toknight and i'm still 12 levels away fuuuuuuuuuuck

>This club as it stands easily cruises to the playoffs. Defence is insanely good compared to last regular season and we’ll get to test run a few younger guy in various roles.

>I’m content starting the season like this. Would like to add a goalie for 950k but otherwise we’re good.

>Trade deadline to grab what we need. See what works and what doesn’t. I give all of Savoie, O’Reilly, Philp, Tomasek meaningful amounts of games.
Edmonton Oilers fans are getting more delusional for each passing day.

Why did so many more people watch 4 nation vs stan lee

>rags get out of the Trouba contract
>Spend it on another defender who might as well be russian Trouba
>Rags

>>149554421
Nah I was 4 nations reminiscing months ago

>>149554465
Sad

>>149554463
surely the league minimum goalie will save them

>>149554463
It's ok anon at least the got to win a game at the all star game weekend

>>149554519
Larry has a life

>>149554542
>41 dollars
good deal desu

bayley finally wearing gear that show her tits. nice job retard, should've done that ten years ago

who the fuck would buy thg merch
>>149554555
kek

>>149554555
Retard

>>149554519
Looks like something from aliexpress

philetty lost metaphorically and literally

>>149554587
phil will beat seff for the gunther belt after seff cashes in. he'll never be wwe champ again tho kek

>>149554555
£22.26=$41.76 CAD
what the fuck

>>149554464
> have ESPN+ like a dipshit
> at least I get to watch my Flames from NV
> playoffs come around
> only get the 2nd fucking round occasionally
Everything is bought out by the cable networks and their piss-ass streaming add on channels. I’m not surprised

>>149554635
>Pays for streaming services like a cuck instead of installing an ad blocker, VPN and streaming illegally like a normal person

Anon it is your moral obligation to never give your money to any streaming service. They make enough money as it is through advertising. They don't need your $10 a month, in fact, you should be the one getting paid $10 a month because of all the commercials they blast in your face

>>149554557
bagley is looking even more walled these days if that is even possible

>>149554618
maybe on planet paul isn't an honorary member of the tribe who would do anything to make a dollar

>>149554654
she old

>>149554688
got replaced by the newer model I'm afraid

>>149554694
did you watch her workout vid with sheamus? she's so C U T E

>>149554635
>get to watch my Flames from NV
based
I'm so curious where all us flameschads are from.

>>149554694
holy sniffola

>>149554649
nhl66 sucked ass and never worked. Where else shall I go? I’ve exhausted my free trials

>>149554716
i always use onhockeydottv
my main complaint is its always trying to open shit in my tabs

it's just me uce

day one ish just me uce

day one ish

just me uce

logan cooley

>>149554716
Bro are you retarded? Have you actually put in any effort to find the illegal websites? Just search for SportSurgedotnet and you will be led to many websites that stream. IDK how you can call yourself a sports fan in 2025 and not know 3-5 illegal streaming sites

BAGLEYFAGS OUT

raw was okay

>>149554789
I went to raw

got cups?

>>149554811
based. did they tape smackdown too since it's on the 4th?

>>149554814
i use my hands

>>149554826
thumbnail looks very silly

bagley genny newfag

>>149554825
Yeah

>>149554874
cool. i went to raw double taping one time back in the grim days when the product was dogshit and they were 3 hour shows, it was a bit much.

>>149554876
Yeah I was weird the combined shows would be like 6 hours long but Smackdown ended at like 10:15 but they had a little after show were they brought out a cake for Cody Rhodes for his birthday but Jey uso dropped it

>>149554890
I can't imagine being a grown ass man and celebrating your birthday still. Fucking Peter Pan syndrome

>>149554897
Well Cody and jey wwre in the ring and Cody was giving a belt thing away to some kid then people starting signing happy birthday and they brought out a cake after that.

>>149554890
>they brought out a cake for Cody Rhodes for his birthday but Jey uso dropped it
kek based

once i ding 60 ima watch the marner presser :)

>>149554897
your life isn't as serious as you think it is
you're a child, a mental midget, and you only pretending otherwise is retarded
we are all just children

just pressed a marner into the porcelain throne myself actually

>>149554948
we don't call them that anymore bud

>>149554948
gonna take a midnight marner soon myself

>>149554947
manchild cope

>vegas marners
imagine the viscosity

>he is too cool to celebrate his own bday
imagine having no friends or family

>>149554958
>>149554951

>>149554951
What do we call them?

>>149554978
marners

>>149554976
imagine being a 35 year old man who celebrates his birthday like being a little kid at Chuckie Cheese. You must be some little kid with nothing to show for in his life

>>149554980
chuckie cheese doesnt exist in canada

>>149554980
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>149554984
Good, one less place for narcissist pieces of shit like you to go ruin

>>149554978
up for debate, DEFINITELY NOT marners tho bro
>>149554979
no

one time I took a smeary tootoo and kept wiping and it just wouldn't clean, took almost a full roll

>>149554987
you got marners for brains

>>149554978
canadas obviously

>>149554986
have some fun anon

I'm about to head onto the ol' twaley (toilet for you uncultured swine) and drop me a nice stinky canada

>>149554989
>got "based chads" for brains
can't argue with that buddy

>>149554988
eat more candy

Marner was ironically the MVP at 4 nations

>>149555023
he knew fatthews cant check worth shit

>>149555023
>mvp at the all-star game
ok?

>level 53
ngmi bro's

Marner was ironically the MVP at 4 flushes

>>149555039
false

>>149555039
true

>>149555038
based all star game fan

>>149555047
Probably the most memorable tourney since 2022 world juniors in the summer

>vegasfags trying to end the marner bit
not a chance in hell

>>149555059
This

>>149555059
Agreed

>>149555059
>>149555071
retards

>>149555072
retard

we don't call them that anymore it's been confirmed

just finished taking this stinky marner
sorry bros

Im gonna force a marner out purely out of spite

>>149555082
oh no i think you're confused bro we don't call them that now

>>149555083
oh boy please see >>149555085

Whoever gets the get determines the fate of marners

MARNER FOREVER

I'm cool with calling them canadas. It is symbolic of pajeets and it is fitting for a country that never wins the StanLee

>>149555057
Congrats on winning a game during the 4 Nations Face Off All Star Weekend

>>149555059
stinky doodoo marner down the toilet

>>149555110
Doesn't roll off the tongue at all. Also its gonna devolve /hoc/ into /pol/

>>149555114
Thanks bud, good luck at Milan <3

>>149555110
>>149554999
Fuck yeah we're calling them canadas here in the land of freedom

>>149555110
sounds good

just took a canada bro's

on planet /hoc/ the UN is deciding the fate of marners

You're either a stinky pajeet who calls it a marner or you're a freedom loving AmeriChad who calls it a canada. Battle lines have been drawn

>>149555135
TRVKE

>>149555135
>>149555133
Just because you move a turd from the floor to a toilet, it's doesn't make it any less shit. This means that marner will always be shit

>>149555142
rare finnish L desu

>>149555142
You're either a stinky pajeet who calls it a marner or you're a freedom loving AmeriChad who calls it a canada. Battle lines have been drawn

>>149555142
a late blooming philosopher

>>149555149
I'm sorry bro but that's just the way it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnwU2iMRUqA

>>149555166
two finnish Ls in a row
we prefer bruce hornsby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOeKidp-iWo

day of the flush

>>149555151
about to go drop me a giant canada

just took a rancid
>Toronto, Canada
>Montreal, Canada
>Calgary, Canada
>Ottawa, Canada
>Edmonton, Canada
>Winnipeg, Canada
>Mississauga, Canada
>Vancouver, Canada
>Brampton, Canada
>Hamilton, Canada
>Surrey, Canada
>Quebec City, Canada
>Halifax, Canada
>Laval, Canada
>London, Canada
>Markham, Canada
>Vaughan, Canada
>Gatineau, Canada
>Saskatoon, Canada
>Kitchener, Canada
>Longeuil, Canada
>Burnaby, Canada
>Windsor, Canada
>Regina, Canada
>Oakville, Canada
>Richmond, Canada
>Richmond Hill, Canada
>Burlington, Canada
>Oshawa, Canada
>Sherbrooke, Canada
>Greater Studbury, Canada
>Abbotsford, Canada
>Lévis, Canada
>Coquitlam, Canada
>Barrie, Canada
>Saguenay, Canada
>Kelowna, Canada
>Guelph, Canada
>Trois-Rivières, Canada
>Whitby, Canada
>Cambridge, Canada
>St. Catharines, Canada
>Milton, Canada
>Langely, Canada
>Kingston, Canada
>Ajax, Canada
>Waterloo, Canada
>Terrebonne, Canada
>Saanich, Canada
>St. John's, Canada
>Thunder Bay, Canada
>Delta, Canada
>Brantford, Canada
>Chatham-Kent, Canada
>Clarington, Canada
>Red Deer, Canada
>Nanaimo, Canada
took almost six flushes desu

>>149555166
that's why fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

take money

>>149555191
oh no no no

You guys couldn't handle /hoc/ being Canada themed for a single day huh

>>149555191
you're gonna ruin your pipes

>>149555210
lol it's a rental. I flush rocks down there all the time, who gives a fuck

>>149555200
Stop smoking weed bro, your sentences are missing words

i miss the day when it was called tavares

>>149555200
have another drink ray

>>149555227
Lmao when was that

>>149555226
i don't smoke weed tranny, and your country has never won a cup kek, kwab even

>>149555247
stop being mean to suomibro

>>149555265
not until he accepts the new rules about marner

>>149555234
after he signed with laffs iirc

>>149555272
Not his fault you cant follow simple logical reasoning

Holy fuck this canada is so fucking stinky. You can subclass it as an Edmonton, Canada

just took a triple flusher Charles III

>>149555284
bro your country hasn't won the highest level professional men's hockey tournament in over 30 years, this is so tiresome are you lost

i flushed a fat wet soggy shit and it ended up in las vegas, nevada

>>149555321
we call that a canada you retarded tranny, regardless of where it ends up

>>149555321
Based canada importer

at least i get to enjoy the suffering of kings fans lol

>>149555329
They just signed the biggest canada in the league Corey Perry they've suffered enough today

Marner was meant to come to Calgary

>>149555339
alberta has enough animal shit already

>>149555345
My flames are in Alberta

>>149555350
KWAB

what kind of savage do you have to be to refuse to flush your marners

>>149555384
your what

post your favorite marner kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohlW9SbhLzc

>>149555394
kek that faggot died just like canada's hopes of winning the cup

>turn on a marner kino
>it's a marner flick

just took a rancid marner. needed two flushes to get it all

>>149555461
rancid rules up until 2000! we don't call those marners anymore tho bud

Finished getting the Platinum for Saints Row 3. Two playthroughs totalling 81 hours. Not bad for 6 bucks. It was a fun game.

>>149555477
Its not happening copey
In fact I have a marner brewing as we speak

>>149555556
Sad

>>149555531
cope we too have a marner brewing in vegas!

>>149555592
that's rough bro do you even have flush toilets or do you have to use a handful of sand

>>149555595
you tell me

>>149555592
Its not brewing anymore and lets just say this marner is FOUL

>>149555598
uhhhh

>>149555601
ok tranny but we don't have fouls in our sport kwab

>>149555595
They do because they connect the sewage out to their drinking water because it doesnt rain enough
They literally drink marner water

finally hit level 60 bros, i'm done for the knight. torment grind starts later. what class did y'all roll this season?

headed for bed
but before I go
gonna take a big marner

>>149555654
Where you taking it

>>149555654
>>149555659
we don't call those marners anymore

been drinking coffee to increase the marner frequency

>>149555676
what did you mean by that

>>149555659
to the Fortress, of course

>>149555664
yes we do, copey
no matter how hard you try to fight against the current

>>149555687
we don't bro

>>149555687
>to the Fortress, of course
*the Fartress
the lower bowl really echoes sometimes, let me tell ya

>>149555681
Coffee increases metabolism. Gets the loins churning out marners QUICK. Got a sore bottom from it. Worth it.

>>149555700
wtf

>>149555698
copey refers to himself as "we" because he is possessed by demons
he contains multitudes

>>149555703
churning out what

>>149555717
copeys

truly a sad display by copey this eventide
having to just go "nuh-uh..." and pretend that he doesn't understand as everyone ignores him

>>149555727
we don't know what you're referring to bro
>>149555730
\what
>>149555731
eventide was a dogshit set kwab

>>149553690
buffalo is canadian soil

>everyone ignores him
and yet every post mentions him or the subject

rmyt

>>149555713
I thought it was just because hes fat

Gonna copey in my pants brb

>>149555747
rude

this marner is trying to come out sideways might need a midwife

>>149555769
this what

Yall need more fibre if your marners are like this regularly

>>149555782
we don't call those marners

Just dropped a freedom marner.
That's just a dump but inside the Gary belt, home of championship hockey.

>>149555703
>got a sore bottom
We can tell from your posts

>>149555928
>>149555928
we don't use that term anymore

Just had a morning Golding Knight

copey might get so mad that he marners himself

Ate light yesterday, marner will be late morning.

Just did a sign and trade for marner to the toilet

taking my morning kevyn adams rn

wordle in 3

>>149556402
impressive, anon. must be a fellow habs fan.

Just had a lovely marner

Just traded marner to the toilet
>100% salary retained
>receive euphoria in return

Breaking: Marner sent down to the sewers

Marner isn't poop

>>149556688
Since when?

my marner stinks

Zac Jones now that's a Buffalo Sabre

>>149556758
when is conroy gonna do something

>>149556803
Uh they got Mangiapane thoughever

>>149556814
Who?

>soilers

Big Ottawa Charge guy

This is why teams aren't crazy about signing free agents now

James Von RiemsDyke signed with Detroiet. It will be a fine addition to their top 6.

>>149556862
>Preds
This will never not be funny

>>149556889
he needs to collect an aging centremen now to complete his granpa line
stamkos looking juicy

>>149556889
He's 70 and will still outplay that Berggren faggot.

Latest Briankino just dropped

>>149556825
https://youtu.be/u4evbBdlU74&t=3m20s

They took some great Russians. No disrespect to players left on the board

>>149557062
it is a privilege to play in gary's league

>>149557065
more accurate timestamp
https://youtu.be/u4evbBdlU74&t=3m21s

Not clicking that

Leaf and oilers fans think the world is owed to them sorry the league didn't hand you all their players yesterday

im gonna miss this stupid finn :(

>head coach, patrick roy
this will go well

>>149557143
if you want to cheer yourself up with a laugh, look to see how much philly paid Christian Dvorak

>>149557078
Even in Buffalo

Huomenta

>>149557126
We would have no problem paying for them if Gary let us

It's extremely funny to read Oilers fans opinions on Kapanen. All the delusional fools thinking he's going to get 40 points because he was inserted into their lineup in the middle of the playoffs and had some lucky points.

It's the shiny new toy syndrome, except he's not new, he's just been sitting in the closet most of the time.

Us flamesbros are so much more grounded and realistic than oilyboys

>>149557382
for?

>>149557464
Just what the Oilers need. More defensemen who don't defend.

@FriedgeHNIC
·
1m
Arthur Kaliyev

Ottawa

>>149557382
dry hair don't care

>>149557519
Is Kaliyev good?

>>149557382
The feeling isnt mutual

>>149557382
LMAO
No way that is genuine.

>>149557547
the opposite actually

Do any teams have a good goalie duo?

>>149557578
All the digest channels are such garbage

>>149556862
Don't think that's right. We signed Montour and Stephenson to 7×7s last year, think it should be higher.

>>149557578
Really though?

>>149557547
kal means feces in Russian, so...

>>149557371
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

chl import draft in 55 bings

*sniffs around*

Yesterday some guy lost his dog because it freaked out and ran away because of the Canada day fireworks. I hope he finds his dog :(

>>149557769
Oh but when I import twinks it's "immigration fraud"

Cuck? It is now your time to shine.

>>149557843
go bruins btw

>>149557843
Post twinks.

>>149557815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCKlTJxGAuI

>>149557600
Gibson and Talbot. Fight me.

>>149557925
two absolute shitters

>>149557925
he really should've stayed healthy.

Man don't you hate waking up and having to take a fat canada after you just showered