Eternal Canada Day Edition.
>>149539735
>>149543277 (OP)I still remember the honking you could hear outside when Crosby scored
>Ehlers still a free agent
Whereโs he going?
>>149543315edmonton for league min
>>149543314https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu8qTlzuGto
One of my favorite videos. Crazy how much the skyline has changed in 15 years.
Why do they have to make me emotional with a Bob McKenzie sendoff? damn the dudes a legend
Why the fuck arenโt our Flames even doing any minor deals ts pmo
Bros what is this team doing??
gary
md5: 9d3d9d96a5ea0846f5539294145aee93
๐
When GARY speaks, you listen to GARY speaking! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSYqTqw_xkA
>>149547154bro what are any of us doing
michkov is still in philly bro
we might as well just wait until that dynasty ends before we even bother trying bro
I just realised The Blackhawks won as many cups between 2010 and 2015 as they did between 1927 and 2009
shoulda traded marner to deloilet
Free agent frenzy days are always so boring as a Canadian team fan because nobody wants to sign for Canadian teams
>>149548078https://youtu.be/0X5emFHKxvo
Why does Mitch need the money?
>>149548338He needs a new display case for his OHL and CHL trophies.
>london knights - won>vegas knights - tbdheh
>>149548023imagine still doing this gimmick after your boy finished fourth in ROTY KWAB
it's that special time of year where the bluejays wear red
Im comfortable and grateful for what I have
Now that the dust has settled, who won the offseason, and why was it the Flames?
Mitch the bitch to Vegas. Now everyone I hate is on the same team.
5236
md5: 7a5110366af3fc5d6ec6f2aec2ff1e4f
๐
we're getting old, ladies
>>149548593weird way to spell my Islandersยฎ
i hope vegass wins the stan lee so bad this year
that would be the funniest shit ever
I think it's pretty cringe to wear the jersey of someone younger than you
>>149549866Another cup for the Gary belt!
i'm the only one here
*disrobes*
i'm the only one here
*disrobes*
>>149552730Already have...at least a hundred times. Love that flick, so I was disappointed when I saw money pit. Fell way flat.
*farts*
*runs out of the room and locks the door behind me trapping everyone inside*
I'm listening to music I listened to in the late 2000s when I was a twenty something remenicing about how good life was back then. I need to stop driking so much
>>149552791try the way of the gun
>>149552812life's a funny fuckin thing
>>149552810Personally, I blame Adam Egret
>>149552816The Usual Suspects" was better and funnier
>>149552858GIMME DA FUCKIN KEYS YOU COCKSUCKA MOTHAFUCKA BLAHAHAHAHAH!
I kinda want Panny to sign with the Oilers for Dark Panny season. That would be entertaining to me.
all the showers won was more jersey and ticket sales, which to gary is a (((win)))
>>149552682I had Pietrangelo very loud 15 minutes ago. That's a sign I have to take a Marner soon.
in a 30 team nhl kappo kakko would have already busted out of the league by now, but in a 32 team watered down league we still have to keep watching him for another 8 seasons.
Good night /hoc/. I love you
>>149553012love you too bro gn
>>149553012pleasant dreams
>Gary seriously wants 34 fucking teams
No offseason, lads, think of it
>it'll be so short -_-
>>149553004He is where he belongs
i want 40 teams split into two leagues with annual relegation
>two-tier NHL with 56 teams
We can finally welcome Anchorage into the League, lads, think of it...
>just another part of the Family -_-
Kings will finally defeat the Oilers in the playoffs and will go to finals
>>149548023When will My Leafsies:) Be getting Crosby from your shit team
>>149553214Yee-haw, pardner
day one of free agency in the books, who's the biggest loser
for me, it's the kings signing all of the oilers' trash
>>149553284Marner was the big splash of the day, and everything else was mere prelude
>>149553284Oilers for losing all their trash.
Toronto for not attracting any trash.
>>149553296The Marner I took today made a big splash alright
>>149553324Alex Delvchio is dead
>>149553346just like bela lugosi
>>149553359surprised you thought of another example, death is a pretty rare thing
>>149553342I warned you it would be an uphill battle
>keep up the good fight, lad
>>149553195i'm not sure how signing a bunch of old geezers and cody fucking ceci is going to let them beat the oilers
>>149553154YOUR STANLEY CUP CHAMPION แแแแแฆ Arctics !
>>149553409In order to beat the Oilers you have to become the Oilers
In this country you can be murdered if itโs suspected you are cheating when gambling at the cockfights, stay safe cockfighters
>the Alaska Polar Bears
think of it, lads... -_-
>>149553435i'm not sure taking on the oilers castoffs is going to make you become the oilers
>>149553484worked for the rangers
huh
md5: 0fffff57040a6df3963616d418fe605f
๐
>>149553324>Welcome home>Place of Birth St. Paul, MN, USA
>>149553484worked for my 1994 ragsies
Welcome home (to Alberta) Andrew Mangiapane
>>149553484It worked for the >rags
Can >1993 truly be broken if Canada is occupied land?
>>149552891>ask and you shall receive Dark Panny season it is
Reminder that it has been 11710 days since a Canadian team won the only trophy that matters in hockey
finna catch up on raw is war while i level my spirit born
>>149553533come and take it faggot
>>149553549It may have been in
Thinking about West Hollywood
>>149553571cope spirit born is good this season
>>149553549AND THEY STILL LOVE ME
>>149553549thank you gary
>>149553513Panny NOOOO :(
>>149553492>>149553498>>149553522rags got good players
i don't think ceci and the shambling corpse of perry qualify as good players though
>>149553595>You're welcome
Why do Americans hire Canadians to try and win a Canadian Cup that Frederick Arthur Stanley bought from a flea market? Shouldn't Americans have their own hockey trophy or something? Always found that a bit weird.
>>149553513that actually seems like a pretty good deal, kind of surprised he signed for that
>>149553628All of Florida's best players are American
>>149553639then why didnt any of them win the mvp?
For me, it's everyone on /hoc/ being friendly and getting along
>>149553687>Fuck Can'tnadians
>>149553687We should all unite against Gary and his shit league
>>149553690>minnesota>cup
>>149553690kraken wild and sabres are canadian franchises
iyo can't pronounce "L"s kek rhea riprey
>>149553628we do have our own hockey trophy. it's been ours for over 30 years
>>149553707>>149553709You're right, this is the real map. Where are my fellow Hockey Nation Chads. Illegals not welcomed
>>149553731thank you gary
>>149553705>"Oh no please"
>>149553733Hockey works in the sunshine :)
>>149553722>11710 days, 32.06 years, 976 monthsBased
>>149553773its an affront to god to create a sheet of ice in such conditions
>>149553781Gary disagrees, and I will NEVER doubt Gary's word
>>149553776wow that's like 10x the length that you've been raped
>>149547154if only you knew how bad things really are
>>149553802thats something that the trb would say
>>149553802but enough about you
>>149547154>signed cuylle>signed gavrikov for below market value>acquired morrow, the hurricanes #1 rated prospect>acquired a 1st round pick and 2nd round pick they can use as capital to acquire players this summer or at the deadlineRags did very well today.
gary bettman will never hand another cup to a canadian franchise
>>149553846The way ya'll faggots act you really don't deserve one anyway and you got Don Cherry fired from his job for stating facts
>>149553853You would think they'd be humbled by now after 32 years, but these faggots run all the talent out of town because of how cringe the fanbase and media are. Can'tnadians deserve all the misery in the world. The only thing they can celebrate is winning exhibition tournaments and all star games
>>149553872This guy is your mascot
>>149553880that guy is only famous cause fags like you cant help but watch
>>149553880They have Youppi! too and the Winnipeg Rapist
>>149553872Based all star game enjoyer. Next time you might even go 2-0!
>>149553883he isn't even famous hes a shitty industry plant
>>149553919more loser cope
holy shit samir is having an offseason melty KWAB
>>149553884Don't forget how they all dress in the same color thinking it'll help the players score more goals
>>149553926Man I thought I liked the all star game but you take it to another level. Never seen someone enjoy going 1-1 in the All Star game as much as you
>>149553947>"loser cope">proceeds to cope like a loser
Which sport would be my ideal alternative to Ice hockey?
> A sport where womens are always superior to mens
> A sport where there are always more womens than mens
> A sport that has more female fans
> A sport where men are inferior in every way
> A sport where all the most representative, important and historic figures are all womens
>sport totally dominated by women throughout
>>149553958>proceeds to lose to Denmark
>>149553964>muh amateur hockey
>>149553962you should support the new jersey devils or chicago blackhawks bud
>>149553968>Sidney "Amateur" Crosby and Nathan "I Play for Free" McKinnon
>>149553968at least you can admit it king
>>149553975they won when paid
>>149553962Netball is the answer
>>149553986reasons why netball is the sport that fits what I'm looking for?
>>149553983Loser cope. They don't play for free you retard, they get paid.
>Aiiiiiiiiii DENMARK nooooooo
>>149554011>They don't play for free you retard, they get paid.source?
canada deserves your respect they won an all star game
>>149554018>deconstruct his entire loser cope argument>"S-s-source??"
>>149554026you dont have one then i take it
>>149554022You're right I respect the team we never lost to in regulation at the all star game because they tried hard for that tie
>flyers have 46 million in cap space next season
Welcome to Philly, Kaprisov and Necas. Just in time to show Michkov that it's worthy to stay
>canada day
>amerifats seething
nice
>>149554038>we never lost to in regulationthis is pure copium
>>149554032Do you have a source they play without getting paid?
>>149553975>I Play for FreeHow cucked do you have to be to not see this as the embodiment of soul
>>149554057you claimed they got paid
>>149554022cope i do respect a team that tied up a series 1-1
>>149554064>>149554069You're the one claiming they play for free. Nobody plays for free you fucking retard. Where do you think all the money goes for sponsorships, jerseys and broadcasting rights? How fucking retarded are you poojeet?
>>149554084this isnt a source they got paid
its just you scrambling after getting btfo
erm in america everything is transactional. non monetary motivations do not compute
>>149554089So no source about them playing for free? Thanks I accept your concession of defeat
>>149554096>nou againhahaha
>>149554106Thanks for proving my point
>>149554117about what? we know the 4nash was a professional tournament
and that canada won
>>149554121I think he's more so disputing that Canada won. It's a coping mechanism.
>>149554121Congrats on the tie in the professional exhibition all star games. Maybe if you try harder next time you might even win the only trophy that matters in hockey
>>149543348Holy fucking soul
>>149554176Oh that's fucking gay, I loved him on Washington.
Canadians still seething?
Can someone explain to me how losing the first game against the USA makes you champions?
>b-b-b-but we won the warmup match
>>149554240There was a warm up match? All I saw was the USA winning one match and Canada needing overtime to win one game
>>149554232you have never heard of a group stage?
>>149554243canada won the game that mattered
>>149554245Is that the part of the all star game where Canada loses?
>>149554253But according to Google Canada lost on home ice in regulation despite being overwhelming favorites for the all star game
>>149554257all star game implies there was a single game played
4 nations was a professional tournament
>>149554262americans lost on home ice in ot against the favourites during the championship game
>>149554176flamesbros not like this how could panny do this to us
>>149554263>needing to squeak by in a series tying gamedream bit
>summer holiday
>waking up fresh and refreshed
>I want to see what my hoki frens are doing
>it's mostly shit flinging about the all-star tournament and old olympics
Why cant you canadians by frens with the rest of us
>>149554275>seriesthat isnt the tournament format for the 4 nations
keep coping loser
>>149554263Gary said that this year's all star game will be played between 4 teams. I think you got your facts incorrect anon
>>149554268Wow so the Americans never lost once in regulation? Man they had a great all star game weekend
>>149554286more loser cope
>>149554278It's copey doing his daily Marner on the thread. It's best to log off and come back in 6-8 hours.
>>149554290Congrats on winning the all star game anon. Hopefully this leads to a Canadian team winning the Stanley Cup and international tournaments
>Lose World Juniors>Lose the Stanley Cup>Lose the IIHF
97 days until the season starts
>>149554307Wait anon, Canada lost all 3 of those? Who won them? You mean to tell me the United States of America (50/51 states) actually won all 3 of those? Do you have a source??
>>149554307won the only best on best professional tournament in 2025
>>149554317americans are so desperate for international wins they are counting amateur tournaments now
If america ever wins anything noteworthy. I shall congratulate them, i shan't pretend it was a meaningless tourney
>>149554300cope i'm playing diablo i'm only responsible for a few posts
>>149554319No anon I'm pretty sure you didn't win any tournaments in 2025. Only thing you did was tie the USA 1-1 at the 4 Nation Face Off All Star game
>>149554332there is that loser cope coming through
>>149554326Well if you want to count tournaments that matter, the only one that matters is one you haven't won in 32 years
>>149554340thank you gary
>>149554337Man you sure are a winner anon. We're all jealous you got to go to so many Stanley Cup parades...Wait, what do you mean you haven't been to one? I thought you Canadians were good at hockey
>>149554362>Wait, what do you mean you haven't been to one?ive been to several
>>149553835>morrow>the hurricanes #1 rated prospectthis is an abject lie, chambers
>>149554366Sure and you live in a big fancy mansion, drive luxury cars, have millions of dollars and aren't schizophrenic
>he goes to watch his hometown players bring the cup to red deer pretending it's his team's parade
KWAB
>>149554371nice of you to notice
can 4 nations cope last the entire offseason?
>>149554390It's gonna have to last the rest of your lifetime kek
>>149554176>>149554271iฬดอฬออฬฬฬฬงออฬณฬข ฬธอฬฬณฬจฬซฬญอhฬทฬออฬอออฬaฬตฬฬออฬอฬฬปฬฉฬฌvฬถฬพฬฬฬนฬออeฬตอออ ฬฬอ ฬดฬฬอฬฬขฬณฬbฬตฬฬฬฬฬฉeฬตฬฬอออcฬถออฬจ ฬตอฬอฬญoฬตอฬอฬฬฟฬฬญmฬธฬฟอฬออ
อฬณฬคeฬถฬฬฬฬฬฑฬฉอ
อฬบ ฬถอฬฬกฬฐฬdฬทฬฬอออฬฬคฬฏeฬดอฬอฬฬฬณฬฬฉอ ฬธอฬอฬฬaฬถฬพอฬฅtฬทฬออฬบฬนhฬธฬอฬฬอฬซฬง ฬธออฬฟฬฬออฬขอฬdฬถอ ฬฬปอeฬตฬอ ฬฝฬฬอฬชฬปฬฬ sฬดฬออฬฬ ฬtฬดฬฬฬอฬฬอฬฬอrฬถอฬฬอฬอ
ฬฉอoฬถฬฬฬณyฬตออฬออออeฬตฬฬฬฬฬอฬฏrฬตฬฬอฬอฬฬบฬอ
ฬซ ฬตอฬอออฬชoฬตอฬฬฬฬอฬfฬทอฬออออ ฬทฬฬอ
ฬฉฬณฬณfฬธอฬฬอฬฬออฬฉlฬธอออฬฬฆฬจอฬบaฬธฬฬพอ ฬฬฬฅอ
ฬผอ
mฬตอออออฬฆeฬดฬฬฆออsฬดฬฝฬฆฬซฬข ฬทฬฟฬอฬอฬอฬบ
>>149553835>Morrow, the hurricanes #1 rated prospect>Gavrikov for below market value>1st and 2nd for players this summer or at the deadlineI know canada has a drug epidemic but please
>>149554405canada wins the iihf all the time and no one cared about them before this year
>>149554390As a bystander, it only shows how much it stings some of you guys failing at the NHL playoffs again
>>149554421Careful anon they're going to cope even more about it with all star game banter
>>149554421thank you gary
trying to hit level 60 toknight and i'm still 12 levels away fuuuuuuuuuuck
>This club as it stands easily cruises to the playoffs. Defence is insanely good compared to last regular season and weโll get to test run a few younger guy in various roles.
>Iโm content starting the season like this. Would like to add a goalie for 950k but otherwise weโre good.
>Trade deadline to grab what we need. See what works and what doesnโt. I give all of Savoie, OโReilly, Philp, Tomasek meaningful amounts of games.
Edmonton Oilers fans are getting more delusional for each passing day.
Why did so many more people watch 4 nation vs stan lee
>rags get out of the Trouba contract
>Spend it on another defender who might as well be russian Trouba
>Rags
>>149554421Nah I was 4 nations reminiscing months ago
>>149554463surely the league minimum goalie will save them
>>149554463It's ok anon at least the got to win a game at the all star game weekend
>>149554519Larry has a life
>>149554542>41 dollarsgood deal desu
bayley finally wearing gear that show her tits. nice job retard, should've done that ten years ago
who the fuck would buy thg merch
>>149554555kek
>>149554519Looks like something from aliexpress
philetty lost metaphorically and literally
>>149554587phil will beat seff for the gunther belt after seff cashes in. he'll never be wwe champ again tho kek
>>149554555ยฃ22.26=$41.76 CAD
what the fuck
>>149554464> have ESPN+ like a dipshit> at least I get to watch my Flames from NV> playoffs come around> only get the 2nd fucking round occasionallyEverything is bought out by the cable networks and their piss-ass streaming add on channels. Iโm not surprised
>>149554635>Pays for streaming services like a cuck instead of installing an ad blocker, VPN and streaming illegally like a normal person Anon it is your moral obligation to never give your money to any streaming service. They make enough money as it is through advertising. They don't need your $10 a month, in fact, you should be the one getting paid $10 a month because of all the commercials they blast in your face
>>149554557bagley is looking even more walled these days if that is even possible
>>149554618maybe on planet paul isn't an honorary member of the tribe who would do anything to make a dollar
>>149554688got replaced by the newer model I'm afraid
>>149554694did you watch her workout vid with sheamus? she's so C U T E
>>149554635>get to watch my Flames from NVbased
I'm so curious where all us flameschads are from.
>>149554649nhl66 sucked ass and never worked. Where else shall I go? Iโve exhausted my free trials
>>149554716i always use onhockeydottv
my main complaint is its always trying to open shit in my tabs
it's just me uce
day one ish just me uce
day one ish
just me uce
>>149554716Bro are you retarded? Have you actually put in any effort to find the illegal websites? Just search for SportSurgedotnet and you will be led to many websites that stream. IDK how you can call yourself a sports fan in 2025 and not know 3-5 illegal streaming sites
>>149554811based. did they tape smackdown too since it's on the 4th?
>>149554814i use my hands
>>149554826thumbnail looks very silly
tormp
md5: cc7cf0f23f4ee15c1538c71215a1615b
๐
bagley genny newfag
>>149554874cool. i went to raw double taping one time back in the grim days when the product was dogshit and they were 3 hour shows, it was a bit much.
>>149554876Yeah I was weird the combined shows would be like 6 hours long but Smackdown ended at like 10:15 but they had a little after show were they brought out a cake for Cody Rhodes for his birthday but Jey uso dropped it
>>149554890I can't imagine being a grown ass man and celebrating your birthday still. Fucking Peter Pan syndrome
>>149554897Well Cody and jey wwre in the ring and Cody was giving a belt thing away to some kid then people starting signing happy birthday and they brought out a cake after that.
>>149554890>they brought out a cake for Cody Rhodes for his birthday but Jey uso dropped itkek based
once i ding 60 ima watch the marner presser :)
>>149554897your life isn't as serious as you think it is
you're a child, a mental midget, and you only pretending otherwise is retarded
we are all just children
just pressed a marner into the porcelain throne myself actually
>>149554948we don't call them that anymore bud
>>149554948gonna take a midnight marner soon myself
>vegas marners
imagine the viscosity
>he is too cool to celebrate his own bday
imagine having no friends or family
>>149554951What do we call them?
>>149554976imagine being a 35 year old man who celebrates his birthday like being a little kid at Chuckie Cheese. You must be some little kid with nothing to show for in his life
>>149554980chuckie cheese doesnt exist in canada
>>149554980thoughts on your victory over trb?
>>149554984Good, one less place for narcissist pieces of shit like you to go ruin
>>149554978up for debate, DEFINITELY NOT marners tho bro
>>149554979no
one time I took a smeary tootoo and kept wiping and it just wouldn't clean, took almost a full roll
>>149554987you got marners for brains
>>149554978canadas obviously
>>149554986have some fun anon
I'm about to head onto the ol' twaley (toilet for you uncultured swine) and drop me a nice stinky canada
>>149554989>got "based chads" for brainscan't argue with that buddy
>>149554988eat more candy
Marner was ironically the MVP at 4 nations
>>149555023he knew fatthews cant check worth shit
>>149555023>mvp at the all-star gameok?
Marner was ironically the MVP at 4 flushes
>>149555038based all star game fan
>>149555047Probably the most memorable tourney since 2022 world juniors in the summer
>vegasfags trying to end the marner bit
not a chance in hell
>>149555072retard
we don't call them that anymore it's been confirmed
just finished taking this stinky marner
sorry bros
Im gonna force a marner out purely out of spite
>>149555082oh no i think you're confused bro we don't call them that now
Whoever gets the get determines the fate of marners
I'm cool with calling them canadas. It is symbolic of pajeets and it is fitting for a country that never wins the StanLee
>>149555057Congrats on winning a game during the 4 Nations Face Off All Star Weekend
>>149555059stinky doodoo marner down the toilet
>>149555110Doesn't roll off the tongue at all. Also its gonna devolve /hoc/ into /pol/
>>149555114Thanks bud, good luck at Milan <3
>>149555110>>149554999Fuck yeah we're calling them canadas here in the land of freedom
>>149555110sounds good
just took a canada bro's
on planet /hoc/ the UN is deciding the fate of marners
You're either a stinky pajeet who calls it a marner or you're a freedom loving AmeriChad who calls it a canada. Battle lines have been drawn
>Already devolving into politics
>>149555135>>149555133Just because you move a turd from the floor to a toilet, it's doesn't make it any less shit. This means that marner will always be shit
>>149555142rare finnish L desu
>>149555142You're either a stinky pajeet who calls it a marner or you're a freedom loving AmeriChad who calls it a canada. Battle lines have been drawn
>>149555142a late blooming philosopher
>>149555149I'm sorry bro but that's just the way it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnwU2iMRUqA
>>149555166two finnish Ls in a row
we prefer bruce hornsby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOeKidp-iWo
>>149555151about to go drop me a giant canada
just took a rancid
>Toronto, Canada
>Montreal, Canada
>Calgary, Canada
>Ottawa, Canada
>Edmonton, Canada
>Winnipeg, Canada
>Mississauga, Canada
>Vancouver, Canada
>Brampton, Canada
>Hamilton, Canada
>Surrey, Canada
>Quebec City, Canada
>Halifax, Canada
>Laval, Canada
>London, Canada
>Markham, Canada
>Vaughan, Canada
>Gatineau, Canada
>Saskatoon, Canada
>Kitchener, Canada
>Longeuil, Canada
>Burnaby, Canada
>Windsor, Canada
>Regina, Canada
>Oakville, Canada
>Richmond, Canada
>Richmond Hill, Canada
>Burlington, Canada
>Oshawa, Canada
>Sherbrooke, Canada
>Greater Studbury, Canada
>Abbotsford, Canada
>Lรฉvis, Canada
>Coquitlam, Canada
>Barrie, Canada
>Saguenay, Canada
>Kelowna, Canada
>Guelph, Canada
>Trois-Riviรจres, Canada
>Whitby, Canada
>Cambridge, Canada
>St. Catharines, Canada
>Milton, Canada
>Langely, Canada
>Kingston, Canada
>Ajax, Canada
>Waterloo, Canada
>Terrebonne, Canada
>Saanich, Canada
>St. John's, Canada
>Thunder Bay, Canada
>Delta, Canada
>Brantford, Canada
>Chatham-Kent, Canada
>Clarington, Canada
>Red Deer, Canada
>Nanaimo, Canada
took almost six flushes desu
>>149555166that's why fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker
take money
You guys couldn't handle /hoc/ being Canada themed for a single day huh
>>149555191you're gonna ruin your pipes
>>149555210lol it's a rental. I flush rocks down there all the time, who gives a fuck
>>149555200Stop smoking weed bro, your sentences are missing words
i miss the day when it was called tavares
>>149555200have another drink ray
>>149555227Lmao when was that
>>149555226i don't smoke weed tranny, and your country has never won a cup kek, kwab even
>>149555247stop being mean to suomibro
>>149555265not until he accepts the new rules about marner
>>149555234after he signed with laffs iirc
>>149555272Not his fault you cant follow simple logical reasoning
Holy fuck this canada is so fucking stinky. You can subclass it as an Edmonton, Canada
just took a triple flusher Charles III
>>149555284bro your country hasn't won the highest level professional men's hockey tournament in over 30 years, this is so tiresome are you lost
i flushed a fat wet soggy shit and it ended up in las vegas, nevada
>>149555321we call that a canada you retarded tranny, regardless of where it ends up
>>149555321Based canada importer
at least i get to enjoy the suffering of kings fans lol
>>149555329They just signed the biggest canada in the league Corey Perry they've suffered enough today
Marner was meant to come to Calgary
>>149555339alberta has enough animal shit already
>>149555345My flames are in Alberta
what kind of savage do you have to be to refuse to flush your marners
post your favorite marner kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohlW9SbhLzc
>>149555394kek that faggot died just like canada's hopes of winning the cup
>turn on a marner kino
>it's a marner flick
just took a rancid marner. needed two flushes to get it all
>>149555461rancid rules up until 2000! we don't call those marners anymore tho bud
Finished getting the Platinum for Saints Row 3. Two playthroughs totalling 81 hours. Not bad for 6 bucks. It was a fun game.
>>149555477Its not happening copey
In fact I have a marner brewing as we speak
>>149555531cope we too have a marner brewing in vegas!
>>149555592that's rough bro do you even have flush toilets or do you have to use a handful of sand
>>149555592Its not brewing anymore and lets just say this marner is FOUL
>>149555601ok tranny but we don't have fouls in our sport kwab
>>149555595They do because they connect the sewage out to their drinking water because it doesnt rain enough
They literally drink marner water
finally hit level 60 bros, i'm done for the knight. torment grind starts later. what class did y'all roll this season?
headed for bed
but before I go
gonna take a big marner
>>149555654Where you taking it
>>149555654>>149555659we don't call those marners anymore
been drinking coffee to increase the marner frequency
>>149555676what did you mean by that
>>149555659to the Fortress, of course
>>149555664yes we do, copey
no matter how hard you try to fight against the current
>>149555687>to the Fortress, of course*the Fartress
the lower bowl really echoes sometimes, let me tell ya
>>149555681Coffee increases metabolism. Gets the loins churning out marners QUICK. Got a sore bottom from it. Worth it.
>>149555698copey refers to himself as "we" because he is possessed by demons
he contains multitudes
>>149555703churning out what
>tfw you marner once and dont get out the troublemaker but theres never a round 2
truly a sad display by copey this eventide
having to just go "nuh-uh..." and pretend that he doesn't understand as everyone ignores him
>>149555727we don't know what you're referring to bro
>>149555730\what
>>149555731eventide was a dogshit set kwab
>>149553690buffalo is canadian soil
>everyone ignores him
and yet every post mentions him or the subject
rmyt
>>149555713I thought it was just because hes fat
Gonna copey in my pants brb
this marner is trying to come out sideways might need a midwife
Yall need more fibre if your marners are like this regularly
>>149555782we don't call those marners
Just dropped a freedom marner.
That's just a dump but inside the Gary belt, home of championship hockey.
>>149555703>got a sore bottomWe can tell from your posts
>>149555928>>149555928we don't use that term anymore
Just had a morning Golding Knight
copey might get so mad that he marners himself
Ate light yesterday, marner will be late morning.
Just did a sign and trade for marner to the toilet
taking my morning kevyn adams rn
>>149556402impressive, anon. must be a fellow habs fan.
Just traded marner to the toilet
>100% salary retained
>receive euphoria in return
Breaking: Marner sent down to the sewers
Zac Jones now that's a Buffalo Sabre
>>149556758when is conroy gonna do something
> Now Leon Draisaitlโs and Evan Bouchardโs new deals kick in at a combined $24.5 million, and voila, youโve squeezed Corey Perry, Connor Brown, Evander Kane, Arvidsson and John Klingberg from your roster while adding nothing on July 1.
>>149556803Uh they got Mangiapane thoughever
This is why teams aren't crazy about signing free agents now
James Von RiemsDyke signed with Detroiet. It will be a fine addition to their top 6.
>>149556862>PredsThis will never not be funny
>>149556889he needs to collect an aging centremen now to complete his granpa line
stamkos looking juicy
>>149556889He's 70 and will still outplay that Berggren faggot.
Latest Briankino just dropped
>>149556825https://youtu.be/u4evbBdlU74&t=3m20s
They took some great Russians. No disrespect to players left on the board
>>149557062it is a privilege to play in gary's league
>>149557065more accurate timestamp
https://youtu.be/u4evbBdlU74&t=3m21s
Leaf and oilers fans think the world is owed to them sorry the league didn't hand you all their players yesterday
im gonna miss this stupid finn :(
5324
md5: 0c41e2c8e7196abf53ffe85db035d5f4
๐
>head coach, patrick roy
this will go well
>>149557143if you want to cheer yourself up with a laugh, look to see how much philly paid Christian Dvorak
>>149557078Even in Buffalo
>>149557126We would have no problem paying for them if Gary let us
It's extremely funny to read Oilers fans opinions on Kapanen. All the delusional fools thinking he's going to get 40 points because he was inserted into their lineup in the middle of the playoffs and had some lucky points.
It's the shiny new toy syndrome, except he's not new, he's just been sitting in the closet most of the time.
Us flamesbros are so much more grounded and realistic than oilyboys
>we want the corpse of Brent Burns
>>149557464Just what the Oilers need. More defensemen who don't defend.
@FriedgeHNIC
ยท
1m
Arthur Kaliyev
Ottawa
>>149557382dry hair don't care
>>149557519Is Kaliyev good?
>>149557382The feeling isnt mutual
>>149557382LMAO
No way that is genuine.
>>149557547the opposite actually
Do any teams have a good goalie duo?
>>149557578All the digest channels are such garbage
>>149556862Don't think that's right. We signed Montour and Stephenson to 7ร7s last year, think it should be higher.
>>149557578Really though?
>>149557547kal means feces in Russian, so...
>>149557371Your team is shit and run by a retard.
chl import draft in 55 bings
Yesterday some guy lost his dog because it freaked out and ran away because of the Canada day fireworks. I hope he finds his dog :(
file
md5: 084478059c95773dbd2831307c66a393
๐
>>149557769Oh but when I import twinks it's "immigration fraud"
Cuck? It is now your time to shine.
>>149557815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCKlTJxGAuI
>>149557600Gibson and Talbot. Fight me.
>>149557925two absolute shitters
>>149557925he really should've stayed healthy.
Man don't you hate waking up and having to take a fat canada after you just showered