Canada Day

>>149543352 (OP)
shit thread

>>149543352 (OP)
>canada day

>>149543376
So what

I respect Canada. Even though they have no male ranked fights. In fact I respect more than PooSA who has 0 UFC champions

i cant be proud of canada day becoz i went to the grocery store yesterday and it was 2/3rds black and brown

>>149543388
Exactly

the greatest mixed martial artist of all time was a french canadian as unbelievable as that sounds

>>149543396

>>149543398
yeah bud its pretty bad here in toronto too

>they all talk like me, they all walk like me, they all dress like me, they all wanna be me

>>149543398
This woman is like 45 years old

Gspiggy would get 50-44 by Slamdaddy but y’all not ready for that conversation yet

GSP dominate me brazza and not in octagon

>>149543438
Doesn't look a day over 44

>>149543440
gsp would lose to jorge masvidal this is the consensus

>>149543440
How good is turdpooria who would heem and rape both these bums then

There are no greco-Roman wrestling gyms near me just boxing and gay-jitsu ffs

>>149543449
sup dane can u post the rizin nigga who proposed to his escort gf

Attack of the clones

>>149543473
I suffer with this. No boxing gyms near me only cardio kickboxing and muay thai.

>>149543473
Why would you want Greco instead of freestyle

>>149543473
Learn boxing
Just look at topuria

islam makhachev or “slamdaddy” as homosexuals call him couldn’t even sweep a 35 year old featherweight on the cards so i find it unlikely that he would do any such thing to GSP and win a 10-8 in the process. just my two cents

>>149543481
i have chills

you guys are a bunch of tariq nasheed tier closeted turbofags constantly talking about "porking his bussy" this, "daddy" that
I'm out

>>149543499
>muh featherweight cope
Cazzie detected

WTF why did no one tell me about this
https://youtu.be/FGvHlIR5MLk

>>149543472
You sound bitter, did u cry yesterday

>>149543499
khabib ducked gsp

How to fix the UFC

>Netflix deal
>Topuria vs Paddy
>Hooker vs Gaethje
>Aspinall vs Periera
>Massive implants for Nina Drama
>Fight Pass fixed at 5 USD per month
>Scrap UFC BJJ and Powerslap
>165lbs division with McGregor vs Chandler as the inaugural championship bout

>mfw i saw the p4p rankings today.....

>>149543494
Greco or judo + muay thai = extremely deadly clinch while also being able to handle kickboxing and pocket range as well as grappling.

>>149543531
yesterday was monday pakitranny. I fear that sadly the sex change pills are distorting your time perception

>>149543531
He was posting all last week about how Charles was going to get a sub, literal bandwagon retard

>>149543549
Buck broken brazitroon
Your boy got crushed
>>149543571
>brazilian got crushed
>this is somehown an to brazzas
I dont know why they are so mentally ill

We’re halfway though 2025. What’s your summation of mma this year so far?

>>149543527
how is it a cope. weight classes exist for a reason the kid is 5 feet flat

>>149543588
>this is somehown an to brazzas

>>149543588
I'm afraid you'll need to cope more disgusting nafri. Just took a shite in a kuran btw

>>149543596
But enough about matt Serra

>>149543537
GSP ducked Romero/Whittaker

>>149543571
Yeah sadly trannyzilians have no spine, this is why we get to easily creampie their women, helps filter out their pussy bitch genes :)

>>149543475
i don't have that brazza

>>149543494
I don't want balls in my face niqqa

>>149543636
I reckon all the BBC american women take daily still couldn't help you win a ufc belt. Yikes.

>>149543596
The difference between FW and LW is not that big and there is something called lighterman skills
People overrate the difference between 1/2 weightclasses

>>149543398
Nothing wrong with that

bro is dropping lucas tracyisms

>>149543612
You are so buckbroken by UFC 280 and UFC 313 you retarded Brazitroon LMAO

HEEMER

/heem/ lost

goob does this to toporio

>>149543628
GOAT fight IQ

>>149543656
Big Brothers Cock?

kek what a revved bitch

>>149543710
Lost what

>>149543398
>and it was 2/3rds black and brown
It's ok by next year it will be 100% jeeted, you won't even notice the blacks

So what will be the cope when Islam/Khamzat choke out DDP/JDM ?

>>149543734
Everything.

AGPzil having another spat of dirty diaper fecale incontinence, I fear.

>>149543713
Aldo tanked that shit.

>>149543656
buck breaker cock?

Brazilian troon is in a meltdown
He still hasnt coped about 280/313

Kai kara France humiliated France, he kinda quit like a frenchman

>>149543777

>>149543656
Big Berber Cock ?
>>149543776
Lmao at that fight
I still remember it watching live, all the normies were excited by this in france
Always knew he was going to be a clown fest

>>149543818
what da dog doin

>>149543352 (OP)
>choosing Jasmine over Gillian as the canadian representative

>volk -1 fight win streak
>max 3 fight win streak
>charles 1 fight win streak
so the real number is actually 3

Topiglet is really oinkin for Slamdaddy's sloppy seconds

Jokes aside srs why are brazilians such quitters

>>149543868
Incredible porn acting.

>>149543868
They're just zesty. Same in football, constantly rolling around crying

OFFICIAL: Topuria new p4p #1

>>149543868
AND THE OSCAR GOES TO

Woodchipper.

>>149543900
Where the FUCK is Joshua Van

>>149543936
Chills.

>>149543900
Imagine if topurio smacks mahachev with that thermonuclear right hand

>>149543907
If the ''pussy bitch gene'' really exists, apezilians definitely have it (aswell as the french of course)

>>149543967
Imagine if Topiglet smacks off his Slamdaddy and services him until completion

>>149543936
Many are invoking this.

Pantoja has no answer for a flyweight sized Brock Lesnar

>>149543531

>>149543936
ya wife's son's a cabbage m8

>>149544005
Imagine if you knew how to talk about anything else besides gay sex.

Unathletic people get into MMA. Athletic Chad's end up like Benson Boone, just doing front flips off pianos and getting MAD pussy

u now reighmemember super athlete greg hardeigh

>>149544130
NFL genetics

could Charles really have done something to win that fight? even if he didn't go in like a retard, kept it on the outsitde with legkicks and attempting takedowns, he was still getting beaten on every exchange on the feet

Reckon Arman was bricked up during his Nina interview?

I can now WAIT for Islam Vs Topi. I'll get back what's rightfully mine

>>149543725
Apparently there was a full Doom edit video of the shooting but it was hosted on a gore site that no longer exists.

Ilia copying goobys tattoos is what the mainstream media calls "small dick energy"

There was that arrogant brit here who made a big deal of betting on shartles, wonder if he killed himself

>>149544174
that was me, I'm alive and well

>>149544174
given the level of intellect required to make that bet he's probably the mongoloid who has been spamming for the past 6 hours

>>149544172

>>149544147
dont forgey college basketball prodigy hawlgmahal

this nigguh cooda played for the bullvs

>>149544174
Oh shit, I just saw this comment haha. What timing. What made you bring me up? I just got here. I wasn't arrogant, more giddy, I'm never arrogant

Why are thirdies always a decade late to western trends after they've been played out to death and are now cringe

>>149544166
That's me, so not killing myself. Still feel very rough though

>>149543398
You think Sheik Turkey shit on her face??

>>149544234
>I'm never arrogant

>>149544263
the chest pieces do not correlate whatsoever

>>149544283
I'm I nice guy, you can fuck right off

>>149543777
checked

>>149544285
Topuria’s is way shitter and looks like some dude goatseing a tiger skull

Dricus "Dirty Diaper Panties" DuPlessis

>>149544316
Gane was talking about this.

>>149544263
The chest pieces definitely correlate concept wise, an animal's head with a crown on top and wings

>>149544293
>I'm I nice guy
>you can fuck right off

Why do MMA journalists value knock outs higher than submissions?

Islam KO'd Volk and subbed Oliveira
Topuria KO'd them both

Shouldn't Islam be higher for being more well rounded?

>>149544316
One singular person has been saying this repeatedly.

>>149544215
He cant pull off as many rapes and violent crimes

>>149543868
Famed for their brazilian tap, this is a fine example of the brazilian heem

>Dricus "Dricus Du Plessis" Du Plessis
>Daniel "Daniel Cormier" Cormier

Any other fighters that have their full name as their nickname?

>>149544215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR9zDavgtG8&ab_channel=FirstRowReports

>>149544316
Nice post mate

>>149543352 (OP)
What is it like licking and cooming on girlabs, bros?

>>149544147
football niggas are kino and always get peached

Haven't showered in 20 days and my armpits and crotch are starting to burn...

>>149544338
Tell me the last good deed you did, if you've ever done one, I bought chocolate and drinks for two complete strangers just the other day, just to put a smile on their faces

>>149544503
You bought chocolates for your wife and the Bvll?

1.2 jigglewatts

>>149543612
bloody hell

1.2 niggawatts

>>149544528
>Strangers
>Wife

Okay Buckaroo

>>149544503
i let a little spider boi live

I bought a strangers wife

>>149544583
What was his name?

>>149544558

Why did he molest Shota Sean? And by molest I mean stick his erect penis in his underaged child bussy

>>149544617
lmfao

>>149544558
the number 10 ranked mma fighter of all time

>>149543352 (OP)
Happy North Bharat Day, lads. May our dreams be redeemed.

Fucking. Chills.

>>149544671
It's like poetry it rhymes.

>>149544703
Same as it ever was

>>149544781
Yawojjoh and Airupot my two goats

>>149544263
>>149544303
>>149544285
>>149544337
Topuria chest tatoo is about a goergian national epic "The Knight in Tiger Skin"

Ilia Fursonia

>>149544859
oh i thought it was trying to convey a turkish man lives inside every tiger

>>149544884
A tiger does kinda make sense given his characteristically long orbicularis oris

All a nigga wants is all a nigga knows so a nigga that dont know much cant grow much, ya heard?

urdme

r/cuckoldry

>>149544957

nigger sneed!

A reminder that McGregor won the story

>>149544992
that was before big dan was around that doesnt count

Khalil got cucked by Hardy

>>149545012
flush knee to the nogging and still cant heem a nigga

Jesus Christ. You guys discuss so much fag shit that I wonder if you have any knowledge or insight on mma.

>ufc isn't scripte-

>>149545026
chronologically true

>>149545012
tanked that pussy shit

Gane

>>149545086
Gane actually astral projected this happening.

>>149544998
What did you mean by this?

>>149545086
Padstradamus, Ilia should be frightened a bit.

>>149545113
ASTRAL TRAVELING

El Chorizo better douche because his padaddy is going in dry

you a donut and a cup of coffee lad

>>149545084
homosexual
erotic
excitement
(for) men

>>149545086
mystic paddy going quasimodo ovah heah

Paddy "The Druid" Pimblett

Dana pls pound for pound brother you know we deserve this because of palestine please brother inshala

bradda dayna pls my name in irrelevant list

Everytime I trim my nose hair I get sick

>>149545086
#TKOera

O PADDEH THE BADDEH

>>149545281
I fear our dear heem janny will not appreciate this post I am afraid, no they will not enjoy this not one bit sadly...

If Ben Askren lived in Canada or Europe, he'd still be waiting for a lung. God Bless the American healthcare system.

It’s ok honey I’m sure you didn’t duck me you changed division because of uuuuuuh competition right?

I am 15 hours 11 minutes into nofap. I can heem Aspinall and Francis back to back.

>>149545445
Instead he gets to pay 1 million dollars and die in 5 years lmfao

>>149545445
Former American here. God bless our great nation!

Chaddy the daddy is unheemable

>>149545454
If you're short you done wear a long top like like, that's fucking basic of basics man, does he wife not tell him? And Kai actually looks like half a hard man there. Goood job little fella. You fiinally did it

Hap would blacksplode all over Hugo

Asscream died the moment Meng heemed him.

>>149545486
Former American?

Is he the worst matchup for Topuria at 155?

>>149545514
What would you like him to wear lah, a crop top???

Ilia is a Christian family man who heems everyone. Here to save the sport from Muslim crotch sniffers. If you're not Team Topuria, get the FUCK out.

>>149545525
Send em back
Get em gone
Gather up all the Topurias and send em back home.

>>149545503
Michael Chandler is pillowfisted doe

>>149545525
the kid got sent packing

>>149545526
nah he's too hitable, gets heemed.

>>149545551
Onions must be genetic.

>>149545526
Topuria would be -1100

>>149545551
Everyone in this picture will take brazza daddy dick

Remember when this tomato headed fraud said he had no choice but include his name Dana White's Contender Series because there was another show with contender in the name?

>>149545610
I'm afraid your delusions much like your AGP stem from being raped by your old pakistani uncle. kek what a raped bitch

>fighting the rightful number 1 contender Mosvar and Arman? I would prefer fight legends (washed fighters)

Topturo ducked the Volk rematch to fight Shartles. Let that sink in.

>>149545652
Jones technique

Where do the bulk of Ilia's fans come from? Spain? Latin America?

>>149545647
Still seething huh

>>149545551
billions are saying this

>>149545526
kek

Bruh.

Payton Talbott is who Frank Ocean is referring to with the lyric "boy toy suck me like a hoover". Let that sink in.

>>149545700
*hits the pads*

>>149545526
nigga was getting hit by some bahamondes bum he would get chinned in like second exchange.

>>149545454
Volk in the boxy tee and baggy jeans. Real nigga

>>149545740
Actual levels holy shit.

Emmit has the data

>>149545700
Damn that lil piggy is a real champ on the pads

>>149545786
This is what happens to Topturo when he's not out fighting flushed old men LMAO

>>149545740
they can only run for so long

>>149545786
Damn imagine getting held down by the guy who did the stanky legg vs the pork orc

>>149545740
One of these days Ilia will get flash heemed by a counter when he overswings

>>149545786
>>149545805
If a bantamweight could do this to him, imagine what massive lightweight Paddy the Chaddy will do.

>>149545786
I can see why Topiglet wants no part of Jeandaddy.

Swine Flu AGPiggy Bantamweight Bryana did NOT do this to us.

B-but look he’s hitting le period pads in his chastity belt

Islam would ragdoll topturo but sadly we never get the fight because JDM heems Islam

Umgar said Sean Shelby smacked Islam until he was crying and gave up the belt

kek brazzacord still in full swing. heeminder that slampiggy ran the fuck away from the division and had Merab's retarded son say that he heckin moved up and gave up dream of being double champ just so Ilia could get his belt and steal his PFP 1 spot.

Rodney Tang would destroy Ilia

i believe on any given night i can be a problem for ilia please dana give me a shot

>>149545752
>>149545786
>>149545805
>>149545825
>>149545864
>>149545877
>>149545897
welcome to the sport of mma. this is a good fight to start with.

>>149544263
wait, does ilia have his own face tattooed on his chest?

>>149545904
Brazza who is dis guy brazza? Please brazza be serious

>>149545949
bryce was winning in this webm until the bad shot. should have put some hands in front of it

>welcome to the sport of mma. this is a good fight to start with.

The GQ killah

Islam kwab'd himself

>>149545904
Your busted bussy gushes for the daddycord I fear

>>149545949
Whoa, he submitted Bryce Mitchell, a feat only two time TUF chmpion Brad Katona had accomplished up until that point.

oh nahhhhhhhhhhhh

Islam could settle this debate by simply fighting Topuria but he refused

This faggot has been posting gay shit for 6 straight hours btw

Slampiggy is next btw. after Giacomo heems his ass, he will be running back to LW.

>>149546042
you mean like he does everyday?

>>149546071
Imagine what he could accomplish spending this much time on literally anything else.

Keep oinkin' for Slamdaddy slop.

Maybe one day he'll give a fuck LMAO!!!

>>149546014
it's like an upgraded version of a moicano win i would say

>>149546042
It's been far longer than that I fear

who took the first shit in the entire history of humanity, somebody had to take the first shit ever.

>>149546095
Mentally well adjusted and thought provoking point.

>>149546042
>>149546092
Got ya AGPiggy bacon bussy sizzlin'.

>Brazza pls Dana I do not want to fight midget anymore brazza I want full grown man pls I deserve this.

>>149546120
Not me, I never gave a shit

https://youtu.be/kpnoibF4eNg?si=SJlu8zPVmYocYW9h
>12,551,309 views

Happy Canada Day leaf-bros. Enjoy this cake we made for you.

>>149546127
Oink about it on a dog dick, playa.

Yeah, he's pissed!

>>149546095
Nobody cares about Clitia steatorrhea, we lament

>>149546163
Hold up

>>149546162
Mostly bots sadly.

Mentioning how he spent his day revved him.

Literally the best I’ve ever ever seen. Lands on top after a 50/50 (he’s a wrestler FIRST), then passes guard in 5 seconds and in 5 more crucifies him. Easily,and calmly dismantled the leg threat. Ilia lands a few kicks and remembers on JRE “If it’s Charles I knock him out easier than Max or Volk. He will feel my power and shell up like he always does. Then it will be over.” It’s literally that accurate. If you haven’t seen him on JRE and still don’t understand he’s the One -he’s a perfect mixed martial artist. Retires at 30 undefeated with dead bodies and memories in his wake. He’s the only undefeated 2 weight champ. And I believe he lets us see what the next level is maybe 4 more times. Likely 3. KO’s Islam and retires undefeated. Just like he said. Tell me someone better. Like ever

UFC 42069OMGWTFBBQ: Spammy vs Sneed

Most men become gay when they see my penis

>>149546217
Spammy would never sign the match, he is chickenshit scared of Big Sneed and he even admits it

>>149546175
Xadame uses was/raped pronouns.

>>149546162
>12 billion
Levels.

>>149545981
That look gay

>>149546253
Great, here comes 8 hours of armpit posting.

>>149546216
purely factual

>>149546217
'Fraid they wouldn't sanction Xadame on a count of being an incontinent female super heavyweight.

>>149544992
>>149544957
Talking about cuckoldry ?

>>149545981
Hellllllllllllllo brazza

>>149546108
Islam and Ilia both have 3 good win each
For Islam he has
>Charles
>Volk 1
>Dustin
For Ilia it's
>Volk
>Max
>Charles
Islam fought better versions of Volk and Charles and next months PPV will tell us if old Dustin was a better win then current Max.
However I'm giving Ilia a bit more credit for being the smaller man.

>>149546283
How much makeup would it take for ya to suck this brown daddy off?

>>149546283
fucked up thing is this guy literally looks like a reskinned sneed

>>149546288
toy belt

>>149546279
Lmao like clockwork
>>149546298

>>149546279
You posted your armpiggy are you regretting it?

>>149545904
You could say that ilia run from movsar
>>149546062
No JDM will get choked and the fight will happen at WW

>>149546329
>You could s-ACK

>>149546311
None.

I love some caramel daddies.

I wish he would call me a naughty piggy.

>>149546329
nobody is saying that. movsar is a split decision merchant that couldn’t bust a grape. ilia would be -400 against him

Sneed's armpitussy got ya revved?

>>149546308
Height/size doesnt mean shit
>>149546350
When he was champ you retard

uh oh the schizos just got off work

>>149546362
Stylistic matchups

>>149546372
>off work
kek'd hard

>>149546350
Ilia ran from Charles Jourdain, he didn't want that canadian smoke.

>>149546372
I'm a naughty piggy.

Call me a naughty piggy and fill up my armpiggy.

>Ilia toughest fight was a Nafri
>One of Islam toughest fights was also a Nafri

Kneel you fucking bitches
You aint ready for the nafri takeover

>>149546372
The Topiglets finished bouncing and bopping on BBC for the day I fear

>>149546407
I can see why

Reminder they are all ducking Gamrot the Great

>>149546474
Wipe my bacon bussy, sad piggy.

>Appreciate both Islam and Ilia
>Retarded BDS faggots with their war ruin everything

>>149546526
Do you really though

Hes gonna crashout so bad when DDP heems the inbred

>>149546553
Please stuff and spitroast me, brown daddy.

I'm a naughty armpiggy.

how is topuria supposed to fight a guy who isnt in his division and was never in line to fight for the 145 title to begin with

the truth is they’re feeding picto to evloev so he can finally look good and get a finish and they can actually get a few ppv buys out of him

HRRRRR

HRRRRRRR

OIIIIIINK

Makhacheva finishes Ilia in 4 minutes.

>>149546553
Always did
I liked ilia and his short man explosive boxing style

Swears hes not spammy btw

>>149546723
I'm a naughty piggy.

Someone please call me a naughty pretty piggy.

you are like couple like me and khabib

It would be so fucking devastating to live in a country that isn't America

>>149546707
From like a handjob?

>real sport
/box/ won

Enough with the retarded arm pit posts. Let's see some fighters with their pawg milfs

>>149546807
Please wipe my bacon bussy.

I'm a bad piggy that made a mess.

>>149546632
Pico is essentially Topuria
A win would prove that ilia ducked I fear

I'm sorry.

I'm just sad lonely little piggy.

Please call me a bad little piggy.

>>149546885
>hyperpigmentation in the armpits
Uh oh....

>>149546929
I need a Black Daddy to darken it up.

Tyla “Steatorrhea Melanoma” Thompson sadly

>>149546888
toporio if he fought in bellator and lost frequently yes

Don't worry guys surely mods will clean up this spam any minute now. Thats literally their job after all.

>>149547012
Seriously though you should see a doctor

Youssef Zalal Muhammed

>>149547028
No my friend Im afraid you are very clearly the one who needs help. Very, very clearly.

Just found out ilia had hold his own press conference before this fight, why is dana not promoting him more ?

>>149547005
Many are saying that Topiglet ducked the Bellator roster

>>149547012
Clean up ya DDP, playa.

>>149543481
is he still going to fight or what?

What odds would you give Ilia Topuria of beating prime GSP? Welterweights in GSP's era were basically the same size as Lightweights now, so there isn't really a massive size difference

Xhe really is regretting posting xer armpiggy.

>>149547054
I don’t have any underlying health conditions and I’ve never shat blood.

Besides if you die, who are we going to make fun of? Exactly. Get help b.

>>149547067
you’re telling me this for the first time. i hadn’t heard about it

>>149547105
Ilia punches a tiny bit harder than Matt Serra

>>149547105
Same as Islam GSP didn’t have the best chin so there’s definitely a chance but Ilia would still be a +350 dog

HEEMINDER: Just because June is over, doesn't mean the LGBTQIA2S+ community isn't seen and respected on this board

I'm a tranny.

>>149547160
i see em every day

No. Being gay is over.

>>149547160
heeminder Belal wore the pride shorts

>>149547177
You are woman <3

>>149547187
Incredibly brave pick of the -400 favorite

These are edited

I edited these.

>>149547205
Let's see your picks

What happened to the Thailand tranny?

>>149547236
You'll need to be way, way more specific than that.

>>149547200
is this really the only pick you got right lmao

>>149547244
No. What a stupid question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw
*enters the thread*

>>149547224
I goofed on van and Talbott, got the others. You never submit full picks though and only post about fights where you’re absolutely certain.

>>149546807
Nah. Fightingwise. Ada‘s BJJ is just too good.

>>149547243
The one with the gane tattoo and 3 inch nipples

Alright Im gonna go largemouth bass fishing on my private lake for a couple hours. Catch ya later.

>Lewis
>Bonfim
>Kattar
>Landwehr
>Petrino
>Tokkos

The correct picks for Lewis vs Tallison

>>149547322
pick fights people actually care about b

>>149547314
I just got here b

>>149547329
Alright then *heems you*

What the fuck is your problem?

>>149547329
>Me vs My Meng
>Me
Never doubt a dawlg

champ p4p rankings

>1 taptorio
>2 pisslam
>3 EPOrab
>4 pink pantheress
>5 ass-in-all
>6 drycus you guys the dutchman
>7 magomutt
>8 jaydeeemm

You cannot dispute this

>>149547349
mine? I didn't sleep well

>>149547349
Who me?

>>149547298
"she" shows up every once in a while to drop some degenerate troon knowledge

>>149547365
That's fake though

>>149547384
We support trans people here.

>>149547384
That’s the guy who posted the gane pic of his actual clitty cage isn’t it

>>149547405
Probably.

>>149547372
Even babies know how to sleep

Arman is certified next right? After Dana threw Paddy under the bus.

kai caca france

A Gangsters BBW Obsession

>>149547416
Armussy is never fighting for the belt again

>>149547416
Arman is in the bin

>>149547414
Imbeciles and animals never have a problem sleeping. Insomnia is a disease of the inquisitive mind

>>149547405
that was slovenian spammy posting under a danish flag

>>149547414
there's levels to the sleeping game

>>149547416
Arman needs another win first

You want me to show you how to go to sleep in .2 seconds?

>>149547446
Arman is on a 4 fight win streak

>>149547349

>>149547443
Inquis this bitch *jab jab teep jab*

>>149547430
He's a 100 millionaire who made weight as backup for daddy Dana, there is no way the full weight of the tomato is not being swung around for him.

>>149547459
Ilia only fights people on -1-1 fight win streaks

>>149547459
okay and? he needs a 5 win streak then

>>149547459
Paddy is on a 7 fight win streak

>>149547416
Arman was never my friend

>>149547470
Who's the skirt

>>149547474
He call out Islam and Islam refused to fight him.

>>149547470
Megan looking quite swarthy in this picture.

Ilia vs Arman, winner gets a harem of Dagestani skirts

>>149547483
Disimproving ringside """"""""""""reporter""""""""" Megan Olivi's feet

>>149547495
she is italian american

>>149543398
I'm black, and saw someone looking at me weird yesterday at the grocery store...

what color the pussy tho?

>>149547479
Arman is #2 and Paddy is #10

>>149547416
DDP leaked arman vs gaethje

Islam only good win is Volk, Ilia only good win are Volk and Max.
Volk only good wins are Max and Aldo, Max only good win is Aldo.
All comes down to the king of rio in the end.

>#1 p4p for beating flushed volk, ducking Movsar, being the 10th person to stop THE shartles
What is dana doing

>>149547513
i read today that that guy is a 7ft tall Russian boxer with gigantism but he lacked killer instinct, unlike Shaq, Yao Ming, etc.

>>149547548
you're mad

>Undefeated 2 division champion who has knocked out 3 former champions back to back to back? No brazza he has not done enough, I need to fight real contender series striker Jack on his first title defense you know dis number 1 legacy fite for me.

I like how it takes a couple of days for the hivemind to coordinate the cope

>>149547545
>Ilia only good win are Volk and Max.
Volk is an old man with cte after islam ran through him.

Topturos only good win is Holloway.

>>149547543
The only DDP that leaks here is Xadame’s sadly

>>149547516
Monitor off

>>149547548
Islam got his p4p no.1 spot for knocking out fat, alcoholic Volk coming off the couch

Sensei Jai. I Scoot.

>>149547571
And somehow thats still his best win.

Faggotcheddar sisters, you're response?

*ahem*
Adriano Martins.

Clitia still hasn't taken his chastity belt off

>>149547568
You are ban evading.

>>149547607
non canon

>>149547569

Fact of the matter is, Topturo ducked.

>>149547612
I thought you were going fishing for a BBC daddy?

>>149547563
>FW midget who beat 40 yr old FWs

>>149547619
>619

>>149547632
Try to keep on topic sperg

>>149547610
>>149547623
Excellent and factual.

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

>>149547563
double champs are easier fights because they are midgets.
Fights don't take place in fantasy pound 4 pound land.

>>149547645
I thought you were going fishing for dookie in ya DDPs?

>>149547643
BOOYKA BOOYKA
REY KILLED A GUY
BOOYKA BOOYKA
WITH A BOTCHED 619

Paddy just ducked
Give Garth the title

>>149547651
Ducks Gamrot

Gonna finally root for Gane his next fight just because of how badly Jones makes redditoids seethe.

>>149543398
This was playmate of the year back when she did her photo shoot btw. Jesus fucking Christ how did she go from like an 8 to a 6/10

When does Jon Jones go Chris Benoit on his family, b?

>>149547700
bloatlard weight bullying fraud

In all seriousness, Ilia would have gadooshed Noncesar. Lopes and Jean are the actual dangerous fights at 145 for him

pigslam is number two
ilia is number one
ilia has two belts
pigslam has none
ilia has no defeats
pigslam has one

>>149547651
Nobody cares about this fag

>>149547701
Gayrot is an apex only fighter
Ari keeps him in there chained under the octagon

>>149547731
factual post

>>149547700
It's actually Ilia vs Arman. gaethje is going to sit in the cuck corner and watch

Motherfucker
Fuck the fucking world
And my new band is called Syskill

When will Dana's texts leak? It'd be pretty funny to see what that goof says.

>Lopes

>>149547727
>Lopes

you now remember movsar evloev

>>149547598
>>149547700
I already posted this thoughbeit please delete

>>149547750
Would be McMahon tier 100%

so volk/max/charles is somehow better than charles/volk/volk/dustin i guess. keep in mind volk and dustin are 5-0 (soon to be 6-0) against max

>>149547737
Turn your monitor on

>>149547693
we dont talk about that event

>>149547741
You're scared of Gamrot too bitch

ilia wouldn't have been able to heem Lopes

>>149547744
Can't they do Paddy vs Arman, winner gets Topuria? What makes that bad booking?

>>149547727
>Lopes

*Godrot

>>149547758
I think youd be surprised.

>>149547773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_YjG5UsZ5I

>Diegaped Lobussy

>>149547700
Lmao
o
l

>>149547764
Every 1 ignored your one thoughfortunately

>>149547750
He's slanging digg all over, b

LMAO Xadame said xhe was leaving thinking that would make xer Spamdaddy stop bullying xer.

>>149547781
Arman would beat Paddy and ruin a big UFC payday

>>149547796
You stole my (You)s, Leaf you're taking everything that I fuckin worked for

>>149547794
Movdaddy would do this to Topiglet as well.

Lopes has the power to KO Topuria, you must be lobotomized to think otherwise. The problem is he's slow and got beat to the punch by dan ige

>>149547700
this was just illlia's boyfriend ddp causing a stir

>>149547792
You need to go swimming and lose some lard around your armpiggy.

>>149547700
Arman vs. Ilia is the only fight that makes sense. Who tf wants to see Gaethje get KO'd twice in 2 years, or Ilia face a subpar Pimblett who hasn't even reached the elite of the division.

Beating prime Arman does the most for Ilia's resume, and is the most interesting stylistically. Are UFC matchmakers retarded?

>>149547810
Josh Emmett hits harder than Poopes

>>149547809
Fersure b, the guy who passed guard and got side control on Charles Oliveira would get outgrappled by Movcel

A geriatric 40 yr old giga flushed poolk prolapsed Lobussy.

>>149547781
Gaethje vs Paddy is the fight and Ilia vs Arman is the fight.

Title eliminator matches is dumb. It's about the long optics of the division. You'll blow your load too early.

Nobody gives a fuck about Clitia Topiglet's chastity belts and DEI awards KWAB!!

>>149547807
I'm tired of the Paddy Project. Is he really a drawl?

They messed up Ilia's Conor run. Paddy should have been his Nate that he had a fight with before taking the 155 belt

Movsar cant even finish his child bride

>>149547839
Blinded by Movdaddy’s son sadly

>>149547838
Woah mustve been a dominant submission and not some little piggy squealin' for its life trying to escape a leg lock.

>>149547808
Nothing personnel

Topturo has no answer for Lopes plodding into range without moving his head

>>149547834
Did Emmett lose to Topuria because he lacked power or because he lacked speed?

>>149547838
Movdaddy would destroy Shartles

>>149547867
You need to go outside and put some job applications into your arms niggy

>shartles
>good grappling

Nice and flowy yeah
BAP BAP BAP
Topturo in the bin

smegloev goes life and death in every fight

MovDaddy got ya oinkin'

>>149547909
foshure, the guy that got submitted by Anthony "Showtime" Pettis is a beast

>>149547903
What happened to the fish, armpiggy?

>>149547912
He's never foighting again

>>149547920
Woah easy for Topiglet should stop ducking then.

Bro I'm suffering a slow and depressing death my insides are being digested alive and slowly rotting away. My family, my mom, is watching me whither away and die before her eyes. I'm struggling to survive under extreme constant agony. My pain has spread to my right side and I'm desperately in and out of the hospital looking for answers that don't come. I'm asking you nicely to stop using this to hurt me more. I'm just like you man, I been here for over 12 years bro stop hurting me. It's evil.

When Ilia walks out with Paul Craig in his corner, just know that Pisslam is getting tapped, napped and snapped

Same day Topiglet announced he was moving up

Movsar one win away from getting cut if he cant get a finish.

Topiglet really vacated the chastity belt in fear of getting his pork bussy braised and spitted by Movdaddy lmaoo

>>149547995
>My family, my mom, is watching me whither away and die before her eyes.

She must be a mad bitch rn.

>>149547792
You now forgot movsar evloev

Topuria fucked my bitch

>>149547995
if only we could go back in time and tell sneed that in just a few short years he'd be a fat pre-diabetic fuck with no more pancreaussy pain

>>149548020
Clitia's clitty cage just tightened and started leakin' at this...

Did armpiggy finally go fishing?

Real P4P ranking :
1. Gamrot
2. Mosvar
3. Arman

Xadame’s panties dirty yah
Diabetes under 30 yah

'cord finna throw a meltie

Ilia is about to finish Islam with ground and pound, but Movdaddy cashes in his money in the bank to come and fry that bacon bussy

Topuria el mejor peleador

>>149548101
>Both duck Air Jourdain
Canada 10-8

>Brazzacord hyping up duck who couldn't even finish the child he's fucking
kek Ilia got them working in overtime.

Yair will brutally tko volk, move up and heem Tophimosis

The Georgians have always been the achilles heel of Russian and Dagestani wrestlers

They [Dagestanis] are not extremely strong or flexible, but a mix of both but Georgians are TOUGH and STRONG

Movsar hit me up on WhatsApp and told me his wife is actually very mature for her age, chuds

>>149548145
AND IT IS ALL OVER!

>>149548181
tell him to namefag on 4chan or I wont believe him.

>>149548178
Kek Redditmero is a salty bitch

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>>149548215
Prove is in the putting b

>>149548215
Romero vs DDP would have been one of the most kino fights of all time

>>149548101
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>>149548192
Doesnt matter
He ducked him when it was champ
I like both but you retarded bds tranny war insufferable