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SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to stay mercatopilled, trust all schizo rumors, begin your fantacalcio planning and spend all your savings on overpriced DAZN subscriptions along with panini trading cards.

Copenegrus

Negru

nihao

Dildiz? Golazo.

Can the Iranian Military give its input for the upcoming mercato session?

Dildazo Goliz

>>149547080
>just fire a missile at it fra
might work to be fair
>>149547060
remember when jj was fucked but not completely

One would think >we were up by 3 goals or something to make such subs

>>149547121
Neukema in de keukema

Reminder that the season started with a Mbangula gole and Kostic finally out on loan, only to end with Mbangula about to be sold after getting permabenched for months and a motherfucking Kostic cross

kys grimolli

>>149547080
Spalletti and Pioli rumored for new Ayatollah position

What exactly did bildiz do to say that him getting subbed out was such a sacrilegissimissimissimissimo? He literally was never dangerous. Is it because of 2 le epic dribbly drobblys (by serie ass standards) in his own half of the pitch?

Jj wouldve won with Zingaro in instead of Randal. We all know it’s true.

>>149547231
With poorfagposting you'd get more (You)s

>>149547231
bullshit but i believe it

>>149547255
What level of poorfag is this for a Christmas?

>>149547231
Thiago Loffa ruined vlahovic and took.away all of his confidence. Tumor (who is kind of a motta clone btw) isn't helping since he isn't even letting him play despite the fact that he scored a golazo against city. Reminder that Vlahovic was literally the best centerforward itw under [REDACTED] and him vs haaland was an actual common comparison.

The 40 Best Albums of 2025 So Far:
- Ale Hop, Titi Bakorta - Mapambazuko
- Ben Hackett - Songs for Sleeping Dogs
- Brown Horse - All The Right Weaknesses
- Cash Langdon - Dogs
- Colin Miller - Losin’
- The Convenience - Like Cartoon Vampires
- cutouts - Snakeskin
- Dead Gowns - It's Summer, I Love You, and I'm Surrounded by Snow
- Dutch Interior - Moneyball
- Echolalia - Echolalia
- Eiko Ishibashi - Antigone
- Florry - Sounds Like…
- Foxwarren - 2
- Friendship - Caveman Wakes Up
- Grace Rogers - Mad Dogs
- Horsegirl - Phonetics On and On
- Lily Seabird - Trash Mountain
- Lucky Cloud - Foreground
- Mamalarky - Hex Key
- McKinley Dixon - Magic, Alive!
- Mei Semones - Animaru
- Monde UFO - Flamingo Tower
- Moontype - I Let The Wind Push Down On Me
- Neu Blume - Let It Win
- Open Head - What Is Success
- Raisa K - Affectionately
- Renny Conti - Renny Conti
- Saba and No ID - From the Private Collection of Saba and No I.D.
- Sean Thompson’s Weird Ears - Head in the Sand
- Silver Synthetic - Rosalie
- Sleeper’s Bell - Clover
- Smerz - Big city life
- Stereolab - Instant Holograms on Metal Film
- Squid - Cowards
- Tobacco City - Horses
- Ty Segall - Possession
- Uwade - Florilegium
- The Weather Station - Humanhood
- Will Johnson - Diamond City
- Will Stratton - Points of Origin

>>149547335
Quite literally know 1 artist on that list, I’ll assume the rest are AI

I know for a fact that Yildiz listens to Katseye (they stole their name from Occhi di Gatto btw)

>Smerz - Big city life
Isnt that from like 2005?

>>149547394
>fifa 05 soundtrack

This image sums up Jj's season quite well

>>149547382
The only thing a computer did was to sort it alphabetically.

>>149547394
Big City Life is the second studio album by Norwegian electronic music duo Smerz, consisting of Henriette Motzfeldt and Catharina Stoltenberg. It was released on 23 May 2025 through Escho.

>Dutch Interior - Moneyball
MO that is something that actually exists

why did infantino invite serie a 2nd placers and some mid table team that considers it an overachievement to finish 4th?

>#Locatelli a Canale5: “Oggi abbiamo dato tutto nonostante giocassimo contro una squadra fortissima. Loro hanno segnato, noi no: un peccato. Unica gara sbagliata contro il #ManCity. La #Juve se esce non deve essere mai felice, ma oggi abbiamo la consapevolezza di aver dato tutto”
I have had to watch Valverde show this shitter what being a real midfielder means for 90 minutes and it wasn't enough for him so he also had to say this crap

>>149547486
cleaned it up a bit

>>149547511
He needed cannon fodder

> Cambiaso: "We are proud of our performance. We are going home with our heads up."
Grim.

>>149547511
the question that is nogging my two neurons is why the fuck the teams accepted to participate

>>149547335
- Dutch Interior - Moneyball
Comollibros?

>>149547552
Money

>>149547564
at the expense of destroying the little confidence the players had?

>Verstappen to Mercedes
Kimi Anton-ACK
Ferr-ACK
Hamilt-ACK
Schumach-ACK

>>149547581
Comolli is low IQ he doesnt understand things like that just money in money out

New Ferrari is up and
- it's trash
- it's a facelift of the Ferrari Roma lol
- Hamilton overtaked Glock, still goding

when are the endrick to jJ rumors going to start? i got some edit ideas

jesus fucking christ theyre actually serious about the david negru arent they
>david REJECTS move to besiktas, turkish club not willing to match his wages
t. di marzio summer 2026

>>149547712
It all depends on the Zingaro

>>149547707
Thoughts on the new Nothing headphones? I'm sure they're perfectly adequate but I really dig the design.

>>149547712
I am desperate enough to do it desu, can’t be worse than the imp and sneedcho
>>149547713
Jonathan David early life wikipedia
Jonathan David ancestry
Black Hebrew Israelites
Jonathan David illegitimate child of Gilbert Bigio

>>149547335
>Ale Hop, Titi Bakorta - Mapambazuko
that's actually Udinegru's back 3 for next season isn't it?

>>149547821
kek

Ma xke a tolto glildiz??????????

>>149547821
howled

>>149547800
They look cool, bet the sound quality is going to be meh
also they don't look that comfortable desu, that padding on the headband seems to be tacky

>>149547821
Top zozzle

>>149547906
C'est fini.

>>149547821
I'm stealing this and sending it to my normie Whatsapp group

Business idea: how to renew Zingaro

>>149547963
give his agent 20m on top of that
t.grimolli

>>149547963
Negrović

>>149547963
my man Du'San lookin good

>>149547963
Whitest serb

>>149547947
will you post the list beforehand also?

>tfw my normie calcio groupchat only really cares about schop and only humours my calcio loreposting out of a feeling of obligation
God dammit I just want to talk about Matthijs' callapsing marriage with someone...

Time to play some Fromslop this summer

>>149548066
sleep tight /seriez/

>>149548152
Have comfy sleep

Goodnight :)

Do NOT look up Tacchinardi's wishlist

>>149548263
What is this club’s obsession with Ederson

>>149548379
Mid, overpriced, from Shartalanta, Serie Ass fenomeno, he's got it all

Hapa, pure, barefoot, heart of gold, she's got it all

>>149548500
You wouldn't FUCK a painting

>>149548628
Maybe, but you can bet I'd do a lot of other things to it

>>149548263
post it

>>149548640
List them

I haven’t watched a single full match from the ngopp clebbe mondiale. I don’t know, I think I might be starting to fall out of love with football.

>>149548695
no one watches that slop nigga relax enjoy a break

>>149548695
Opinions on Musk getting deported?

>>149548695
opinion on melons importing a million negrus?

>>149548695
Makes sense, after witnessing the visual spectacle of Leiden everything else pales in comparison

>>149548710
Yeah I don’t think it’s just this, it all feels a bit stale now. The standard of player, the atmosphere around football… idk

>>149548713
If Trump leads, I follow.

>>149548725
I heard she’ll be returning to sender in around uhhhhhh 14 days or dare I say it, 2 weeks.

>>149548730
You say in jest but I genuinely loved that place, we all did. The whole trip is something I’ll remember for a long, long time but Leiden was the highlight.

>>149548781
>I heard she’ll be returning to sender in around uhhhhhh 14 days or dare I say it, 2 weeks.
shes giving them visas
legal immigration is totally cool and stuff
you totally didnt fall for it again

>>149548781
Well Lazio’s situation is pretty depressing so makes sense you’re a bit discombobulated

Business idea: European Citizens' Initiative - Stop Destroying Calcio

>>149548956
scotterrone is interista but point still stands

Jonathan David is a done deal

I'm thinking Serie A is a done deal

we need the Super League

Fun fact Jonathan Davis is fluent in Spanish, Portuguese, and Hebrew, which has led to voice acting opportunities.

73 year old Alexandre Lacazette has more goals than David in the past 3 seasons of ubereats btw

Hope he does well though, not entirely sure what to expect but he’s only gonna be getting service from Yildiz so good luck

>>149555097
So if I read this right >we can basically get two top scorers from Ubereats for free?!

>>149555106
Once Jj merges with NEOM SC yes

the entire Serbian media is in furor that a CROAT gave no minutes to Zingaro

Uh oh

Why did he sub Dildiz out? He's the only Juba player capable of scoring Del Siero-esque golazi with ease.

>El Hadji Malick Diouf to Scatalanta
that's the negruest negru player I've ever seen wtf

>>149555109
Any good left backs or defenders or right backs or midfielders or strikers playing for NEOM?

>>149555257
my cheap FM talent... no... not again...

>>149555281
I hear they have many players who are skilled at playing in between the lines

>>149555512
The GK having to save the team's ass multiple times (always rated Digre) means the defense has done a terrible job so I don't understand how none of them got less than 6

baaabayyy you remind me of a kiss from a rose on the grey

>>149555621
what's Sealegru doing in the Serie A zone?!

I hate turdino so much, what a pathetic excuse for a city

First Vinicius.. then Mbappé.. Whoever came his way met a brick wall and found no way through.

Appreciate you Daniele Rugani.

>È fatta: #David alla #Juventus // Done deal: David joins Juventus @ilbianconerocom
Mo I watch compilations to see if he's good, it's obviously the only way

>>149555925
I unironically knew of him ever since his KAA Gent days and been following his career hoping one day he'd end up in Jj. Once he finally officially signs I will be happy, even if he flops.
I don't know which belgio recommended me that team in a /trb/ thread for a save idea over 10 years ago but I still follow them.

>>149555932
Last step is to hope he doesn't fail his medical tests because we never know kek

>>149555512
>6.5 to the team and coach who lost the game
>8.5 to a player of the losing team
>8 to a player who didnt score nor assist
>three 7s or higher to losing team's players
wtf happened to pagelle, it's been like 10 years since the last time a purchased a copy of cazzetta to waste time at the beach but the grades used to be different.
they should at least downgrade everyone by 0.5 in picrel

also
>6 to nico gonzalez
wtf he didnt make a single good choice

>>149555972
Digre definitely deserved an 8,5, made 10 saves and even brought himself to the highest amount of saves by any keeper at the CWC (like 27 in 4 matches which shows how dogshit this defence is desu)

>>149555942
if copemeiners and in the past niggas like ramsey passed them, there's no chance david won't pass it unless Grimolli decides to pull out in the last second like Marotta did with Schick

Everytime Yildiz and Zingaro are playing together goals get scored for Jj.

Take out either one or the other and goals no longer get scored.

>>149555985
Yeah but did he make any bad choice? If not, that 6 is deserved for his standards

ok so we can skip next season and probably the next one too
thanks grimolli

>>149556048
I mean that was clear the moment they renewed Tudor

>>149554996
>add the extorbitant sign bonus to it and youre paying him 12m/year
wow they solved the sneedgaro wage issue by signing a worse player on the same wages

>>149556135
stop its already dead

>>149556143
A worse player based on what, they're both shit

reminder that Sancho is already 25 and had his last good season 5 years ago

>>149556177
Vlahovic is 26 and also had his last good season 5 years ago

>Marcin Bułka to arabs for 10 milly € a year
goddamn

>>149556188
Hey it wasn't that long ago when he was in Fiocreti-
>joined Jj 28.01.2022
>it's been over 3 years of Zingaro already

>>149556177
He's an EPlel flop so maybe he'll succeed in Serie Ass

>>149556166
>midget penalty merchant
>also negru

>>149556201
>tall penalty merchant
>white negru
Zingarovic and David are the yin and yang of overrated players

>>149556200
just like douglass luiz, george lloyd or aaron ramsey haha right?

Reminder to eat some fruit

>David
>Osimhen soon

I don't understand what juventini are complaining about

>>149556269
>Osimhen
with what money
>I don't understand what juventini are complaining about
Starting the season with Rugani as your best CB isn't a good thing

>>149556269
>I don't understand what juventini are complaining about

>no viable lwb besides Cambiaso who's been out of form for several months
>no good rwb
>only good player in midfield is Thuram
>potentially Osimeme on a Zingaro-tier contract
>no good CBs with Bremer and Cabal being a huge unknown
>Kelly and Kululu get injuried all the time
I dunno man

>>149556269
>david is a gigashitter on 8m+ oscilleren is a afcon tied mentally challenged negru
lets help nabule out while were at it

Luciano Valente is up!

A Laziale walked into De Kuip…

Welcome to Besiktas x2

>Yildiz wants to stay at Jjust according to Moretto
Why, why would you do that, why would you want to play with those shitters

>>149556421
it's easier to shine when everyone around you is shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89-6AamZfiE
>Hjulmand to Jj

>>149556429
And have a mediocre career trophies wise too

>>149556459
Kebab is only 20, even if he leaves in 2 seasons he's only gonna be 22 so plenty of time to win shit

>>149556459
I wanna believe that Jj will start winning trophies again at some point, it's not like this is the club's first banter era full of wasted signings and shitters all over the pîtch

>>149556434
>38m
damn sounds like a good deal but
>with what money lol

>>149556490
Jj wants to sell Luiz and like 5 other guys so I'm guessing that it's a domino effect thing? Don't think it's a good idea to wait until the end of the summer to buy players so I assume >we'll see soon enough

>>149556472
I wonder if >we are actually heading into the banter era of finishing 7th twice in a row again

>>149556501
Yeah, >we want to sell them but is there anyone who wants to buy them?

>>149556514
From the board that renewed Tudor for another season what would you expect.
75% of the Serie A teams have a better coach than >we do. A good portion of those have a better team than Jj too.

>>149556524
I have no idea brother, saw that Leeds wanted Luiz or something a while ago but there isn't much more. The dream would be to sell Koop, Nico and Zingaro too since they are fucking useless.

>>149556472
>I wanna believe that Jj will start winning trophies again
lol

>>149556538
Thankfully the rest of the league also chokes a lot and fucks up more often than Juventus, usually. So it's hard to fall under top 4 right now but it's definitely possible.
I'd take a 50y/o Diego over Copemeiners though.

Laporte when

>>149556269
Osimhen said yes to al hilal and juventus this guy and his agent are genuinely retarded and difficult to negotiate with

>>149556565
I heard they closed the door on that deal

Shouldnt you guys be spending on central defenders instead of overpriced danish scam midfielders and canadian ngubu center forwards?

Ma chi è chel mona che-che-che sbatte Laporte e che chiude urlando?

>>149556595
no because the goal is to kill jjust apparently

urlando norris

Quick. Name 3 richbvll and 3 poorfag fragnances.

>spend over 200 milly to make "revolution" in the midfield
>season later the midfield still needs a revolution but now has more shitty expensive players

>>149556595
That's the neat thing, Jj needs to remake like half the team because Grimtoli failed everywhere
>>149556649
At least it got >us Thuram

>many of the major Dutch players in the same club
>under the best Dutch coach
>with a staff filled with Dutch assistants
CUM26 will be ours

>>149556660
>Grimtoli failed everywhere
Di Gregorio and Thuram thoughever

>>149556660
I'm still amazed Grimtololo actually managed to get Thuram on a normal contract for a normal price.

>>149556665
True, gotta give him credit where it is due, Cabal was decent too before the ACL
>>149556668
For the cheap guys he didn't do too badly, should have only allowed signings under 20 millies

Reminder to sign up for the /seriea/ WEurofanta, maybe there will be an Icelandic qt in it for you as well!

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>>149556680
>For the cheap guys he didn't do too badly
5 milly spent on a loan of Alcatraz
13 milly for Juan Cabal who got kwabbed hard easily
I guess we have to consider Kalulu not a flop but I wonder when he'll get injuried for half a year too
10 milly to LOAN Conceicao
13 milly for Costa might be fine, if he's given... heh... time...
5-6 milly for Adzic... I dunno, he barely gets any chances

>>149556665
>main striker is still depay
Im sorry.
>>149556682
I dont watch any female football, anything i should know about this?

>>149556707
I did autofill

>>149556697
Alcaraz was def to push out Allekre, Cabal got injured with the NT and >we couldn't really do shit about it, Kalulu is a decent deal for his price, Chico's loan was expensive but he did help a lot during the season, Costa was a weird deal for the winter but I do think that he could become solid (can't be a starter yet though), and Adzic just straight up is used like shit by the managers for some reason

>>149556707
>anything i should know about this?
95% are lesbians and everyone has dated/fucked everyone somehow because it's a small world. It's youth football tier and nearly all the GK's lack the height and/or athleticism to be proper goalkeepers.

But tournaments are always fun and there's a big group of death.

>>149556697
Cabal and Kalulu were worth their price. The frenchie "only" missed 8 games 6 of which for a single injury across whole season in February. I dunno why you guys have to post lies.

>>149556731
>Adzic just straight up is used like shit by the managers for some reason
Which is even stupider considering he should, on paper, fit both Mottard's and Tudoro's tactics easily. I know he was injuried for a bit, but still. Every time I see his random highlights or something, he stands out.
>David with Yildiz and Adzic behind him
It would work. I think.

Osinegru zingaro swap

>>149556754
Cabal played 600 minutes last season before getting torn ligament'd
Kalulu was injury prone in his season before Jj, which is why many people were raising that argument as a potential red flag. So did I. As I mentioned in the post I don't consider him a flop but I fully expect him to be injuried for a long time again sooner or later.

also nico poonzales needs to leave asap

I never even watched one 1 johnathan david game but I know he's a scam. I never watched a jashari either but the stars tell me he won't disappoint

>>149556759
Adzic is a CAM who doesn't seem to run much, if they wanna make him run like Koop then he's never getting a single chance in the first team, which is sad because he genuinely has a lot of potential imo
>>149556771
Gonzalez was one of those deals that I was scared of the second it was first talked about

>>149556789
A player that statpads in a farmer's league like Ubereats is 1000% a scam.
And yes I consider Mbappe and Doue to be scams too.

>FC Bayern have added Renato Veiga high on potential 4 options list for new centre back this summer.
>Any incoming will depend on Kim min-Jae exit and also timing of the negotiations.
>There are several clubs keen on Renato Veiga who can leave Chelsea on permanent deal.
Didn't expect that desu

Renato Veiga was a gud stop-gap solution from Grimtoli tbqh, just a shame that Chelsea we're being so jewish about him.

>>149556796
are both Thurams a scam too?
>>149556792
>which is sad because he genuinely has a lot of potential imo
Many such cases in this team. Potential, but never really fulfilled or used at all because you expect a different thing from the player.
>Gonzalez was one of those deals that I was scared of the second it was first talked about
one look at his injury page on TM should be enough to know NOT to buy that guy

>>149556819
M. Thuram came from /bundes/ dumdum

>>149556789
I watched some highlights and I can confirm he's mediocre. His shots are all weak and with a good GK against him would stop those easily. His positioning is good but that's the only good thing about him, Vlahovic is a more complete striker I think

>>149556828
And how did he get to bundes? What country did he leave to head to germoney?

:skull:

>>149557056
now that I think about it, which players from the "new generation" as in 20-30y/o could be considered a free kick specialist?

>>149556789
you’re spot on david is scam just like kolo moani jashari is kino tho

>>149557136
nah kolo is good for me

>>149557149
as a sub yeah but you can’t rely on him especially in big games

>>149557142
Considering how good zingaro played under allegro and this is bbilan we are talking about, this makes a lot of sense

>>149557149
I just wish he didn't waste some big chances, but he has an insane work rate, dude ran his ass off for 90 minutes. I hope PissG allow another year-long loan, it's not like Henrique really wants him.

>>149556789
>I never even watched one 1 johnathan david game
i unfortunately have
hes one of those players roma buys and ends up loaning to fenerbahce a year later

>>149557217
I just remember his gole against >us in the CL least year

are you belgios actually up to date with your belgio league?
care to give some hidden wonderkid names?

>>149557197
if he didn't waste big chances he wouldn't be available on loan, simple as

>>149557074
no one, the only thing (((algorithms))) value is physicality, that's way football is full of ngubus good only for running, you cant even recognize center backs from forwards as no one cares anymore about technical quality.
rip to a soon to be dead sport, it will defintely be over when all the players from euro2012 and wc 2014 will retire

>>149557197
>we must keep the gigashitter because he runs
this is how they killed jj

>>149557283
Give me 5 non-delusional reasons to keep Vlahovic in his current state.

>>149557283
At least he puts in the effort to press and get the ball back, my blood boils when I see Zingaro do absolutely nothing and waste the little chances he has

>>149557294
>>149557301
vlahovic was doing good in the first half of the season, scoring about a dozen goals, then that retard sperg of motta randomly decided to bench him for no reason and of course playing very little he didnt score anymore.
yeah vlahovic is no lewandowski or kane but the situation around is actually grim and all the alternatives seem to be worse

Optimism is growing for the second move of the Comolli era.

>>149557294
not wanting a gigashitter who doesnt improve >us is not an argument for sneedgaro
>in his current state.
i dont see a way to unfuck it with how things currently stand
>>149557301
well thats me convinced lets spend 40m and 6m+ wages
oh wait we cant fix the million other issues? how did that happen?

>>149556849
look at him go! :-)

>>149556849
how did such poor genes even survive in the African wilderness?

>>149557589
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_peoples

>>149557657
Nah man this is definitely me, dunno what the context was but the other Belgio would never post this in a million years

>>149557657
belgium population (2025 census): 1

I know how to fix Juventus. Hire more left-handed players

>>149557635
Welcome to AC Milan

>>149557693
>>149557682
>t. same person waiting for the cooldown

>>149557695
I'm left handed

All technical free kick specialist little white boys are filtered in youth football by the early developing physical ngubus.

The physical ngubus tend to age faster though and by age 25 theyre the equivalent of a 40 year old white but thats not a youth coaches problem.

>>149557731
Same brother
Let's get to work

>>149557731
>>149557748

>>149557748
When I was a kid I had a friend who was both left handed and left footed when playing football, but in my case I'm right footed
I did have my ACL torn 15 years ago with a surgery requiring to hold my knee together for half a year with a titanum screw so I'd be a good fit on the wing for sure

>>149557760
well that explains it

Post some kino songs to test the new earbuds

>>149557780
There's only one song to check out your new shit on and it has to be Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing

>>149557780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urJDDsPaOi4

>>149557718
you really cant tell the difference?
>>149557780
what genre?

>>149557886
same vibe

>>149557886
>al draagt een aap een gouden ring
no gouden ring either desu

>Closer
If you here the creepy voices at the end your good

OOOOOOOOOH GOUDEN RING

OOOHHHHHH GOUDA RINGS

Judging by Belgio #1's semischizout, I think that negru in the pic was Davids

/biz//ck/ idea goudagram, it's like instagram but for gouda

>>149558038
do belgian girls act like they have a gouden pussy like italian girls do?

>>149558038
oh my bed alemanno, thought you were belgio

>>149558125
Basically the same as Luiz before joining Jj, he'll get injured for 3 months

>>149558125
Douglas luiz 2.0 incoming

>>149558132
Last 2 digits is how many days after the Campionato starts until he gets "slightly uncomfrotable"

>>149558139
The Luiz situation may have honestly been one of the weirdest ones I've seen in the past years, still don't understand why he was brought to Jj and why his injuries increased by 300%

Wow thank you Mr.President, very cool

Less than 2hrs to join!

https://gaming.uefa.com/en/weurofantasy/leagues/LTRcw3/002F007300650072006900650061002F0020004500750072006F00460065006D006D0069006E0069006C0065/S77

'Arial Out!': Turkish Fans Launch Protest to End 12-Year 'Nightmare' of Generic Arial Süper Lig Kit Font

>>149558206
>50% tariff on Croatia if Zingaro & Yildiz don't get 90 minutes.
>Increases by 10% more for each game they dont play a full 90 minutes.

>>149558231
You know that Tudor originally rates Zingaro a lot, right? What's even this obsession with wanting to see Zingaro on the pitch for Jj, dude fucking stinks and he keeps posting that cryptic shit on Insta as if he was getting abused or some shit

>>149558258
Croats cannot rate Serbs and vice versa

>>149558258
He's miles better than both Randal and Jonathan kek

>>149558189
I'm not supposed to disclose this... but fuck it. Junto lee was deep into esoteric shit, in his mind this signing was going to be the final piece for completing the "great work" and finally producing a rebis

>>149558274
He literally cannot stop a ball, his feet are made of wood and he barely does anything on the pitch, dude was out there complaining to Yildiz against Shitty despite ghosting like never before on the pitch. Kolo Muani has been 5x better than Zingaro ever since he arrived in the winter, anyone watching the games with his eyes open should see that.

His parents/foster parents waited nine months only to end up calling him... Jonathan?!

>falling for the desperate dane's bait
belgian dumbass

Business idea; very grim: Junto Ito

>>149558301
>Kolo Muani has been 5x better than Zingaro ever since he arrived in the winter, anyone watching the games with his eyes open should see that.
so you watched the games with your eyes closed?

How are boy-scout who go with a car called? The young muffler!

>>149558405
It's just true, even the stats back it up

>>149558448
5-0
2-0

>>149558455
nice

>>149556813
>squid game for sale
>grimoli is busy deciding between nayef aguerd and axel disasi
>>149557283
He’s probably one of the only non-grim transfers in years considering it was a €4m or whatever loan and he scored 8 goals and dragged this shit team into ucl. He’s not consistent enough to be leading the line in a good Juve but it’s a great return with this diarrheanon tier squad and his coaches being mental breakdown Mottard and Tudor.

>floriani deal not affected by the block
>cute calcio soon
>its cloudy and under 20c
the day is good

>>149558509
>>grimoli is busy deciding between nayef aguerd and axel disasi
Is this random /seriea/ post how I find out...?

>>149557780
"king kong" by the mothers of invention

>>149558511
>>cute calcio soon
I thought you were sorta giving up with calcio, looking at your previous post. Glad you're back on board, but those banter humiliations at the UCL and CWC will last forever

>>149558530
>I thought you were sorta giving up with calcio, looking at your previous post
t'wasn't me, calcio is all I have

>>149558511
no day is good knowing that the fatfuck is still alive
>>149558530
that's the wrong brit

>>149558091

if stefanie stalaesens represents the average belgian woman I'd rather stay a virgin forever than date one

Two bongs??

Calcio rules everything around me
Cream get the cannoli keanbux keanbux yall

>>149558558
its nearing its end tho, I can feel the winds change, just look at how a bunch FI fuckwits are defending him while also pushing him to sell so he can focus on the politics

>15.5m + sell on% for a giga shitter
unironically a great deal, also that leaves a nice little space in the squad list for sana to fit into

bonnegru IN

>Done Deal and confirmed! Giovanni #Daffara to #Avellino from #Juventus on loan.
But why, Perin and/or Pinsoglio are likely leaving, dude was perfect as a 2nd or 3rd keeper

Bonny Blue

The fact that Sancho is the "alternative" to Conceicao shows again how clueless these shitters are. I don't even dislike Sancho as a player, i still think he can be good but he is as different from Conceicao as it gets. It's like over at JJ they don't look at player profile but at the position listed on Transfermarkt

>>149557978
Dutch gets clowned on sometimes, deservedly so, but expressions like that are kino. Assuming it's being said by someone with a bearable accent.

Didn't know Icelandic grills came in that colorway tbqh

>>149558915
The fact that redeeming Conceicao was a serious idea at one point is enough to warrant the entire sporting sector being thrown into Mt Etna

>>149559048
Freyja Tyronesdottir

I can't grow attached to any of the footballers playing for MY team

So the Yildiz to Inter rumors posted here some days ago were a fucking lie?

Shan't be getting attached to players, but I do get attached to memes and edits of players/coaches

Al hilal about to sign Laporte on loan just for the club world cup

>>149559249


>>149559271
Any Hancko news to Al Nassr? All the directors are leaving/fired

>>149559281
negations have been delayed
looks like ronaldo/jorge jesus don’t want him

>Surprise name for Inter's market: management thinks of Monza's Colpani
#WeAreSoBroke

Allegri must really not like the Mexican. >We've been linked with every single striker on the entire global mercato non-stop since his arrival.

No refunds chud

Brooklyn arthoe or Bologna arthoe

Berlin arthoe.

Rated by Tudor btw

>>149559535
the techno song that uses this pic as a thumbail on youtube is probably gud

Perfect D-ACK

>>149559816
Did it? lmfao
Thought it was just rumors from today

Best verdure grigliate as contorno to rice and chicken?
>A. Melanzane
>B. Zucchine
>C. Peperoni
>D. Cipolle
>E. Pomodori
>F. ???

>>149559848
They closed the entire studio
https://www.windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/microsoft-is-closing-down-xbox-studio-the-initiative

>>149559621
he’s good problem is with bremer back what’s the point juve need a left footed center back like laporte

>>149559859
Fucking hell that's insane lmao
Phil Spencer did more damage than Arrivabene

It's not too late Grimolli

>>149559869
>buy Activision for a total of >70 gorillions
>get fucked in the process and have to cancel every interesting project

>>149559850
do mushrooms count? I like carrots too

>>149559902
good idea

>>149559879
All the players that Jj gets have rumors about them starting months if not years before, so who knows maybe he'll actually come at some point

>>149559899
To be fair, the Activision/Blizzard/King part is the only truly succesful part of it all

Psg, brighton, liverpool interested in marcus thuram most likely he will leave

>>149559943
we hebben een serieus probleem

>>149559938
Well yeah because they have their long lasting franchises still making money

oof

>>149560015
Still, Microsoft also has franchises like Gears of War, Halo and Forza that aren't making them any money.

Only 4 sign-ups! Misogyny is a problem across /seriea/ that we MUST address promptly!

>>149560043
This is because the first two aren't of interest to the new generations and the newer releases are mediocre. As for Forza it depends, Horizon is doing very well unlike Motorsport which is just a bad racing game compared to other simcades

Good thing Deep Down is a Capcom game, release announcement any second now :)

>>149560096
>This is because the first two aren't of interest to the new generations and the newer releases are mediocre
That's my point, if they cultived their established IP's like Sony does for example with God of War then they wouldn't have these issues. Make great games and keep the property alive in the minds of players and they would be doing much better.

They fumbled the ball hard and now are paying the price.

Tim Weah to be reunited with his best friend

il mio potere

osserva

Look I’m not a decrier of women’s football, it is what it is but why the fuck are two terrestrial channels showing all the Euros games? Nobody here is watching Iceland-Finland men let alone the women’s games. How much of Is Majesteh’s loicense fee is being spent on this shite.

Grim, what are >we even doing

>>149560541
TO BUSINESS

>For the club, Nico Gonzalez is for sale.
Knew he'd be a shitter, Grimtoli really is a fucking tard
>>149560580
There's no way it isn't fake lmfao, it's just a cheap rumor thrown there because it gets clicks and sounds funny

Just saw a glimpse of Alisha Lehmann, i might be sick

>For the club, Nico Gonzalez is for sale.
t. Coromeo Agresti
Do the other clubs know?

Arthur
Milik

>>149560615
40 millies by the way, if I see >us trying to buy another fucking player from Shartalanta or Fiocretina I'm gonna lose my mind

>>149560607
>>149560615
You just know it's going to be a colpani cancerzalez swap

>>149560615
I would just try to leave him at another club’s training ground, City have a midfielder with the same name that Pep doesn’t really use so maybe they won’t notice

Neil Druckmann is transitioning (away from HBO's The Last of Us TV adaptation)

Osimhen agreed to Juve offer here we sneed soon

I just got "XD"'d by a cute female

>>149560850
Can this be annulled if I shoot Grimolli before papers are signed

>>149560850
will calha and frattesi get sold

>>149560834
Jej, you could say he couldn't handle the pressure

>>149560936
how big is he?

>>149560936
Post her toe ring(s)

>>149560979
Calha wants galatasaray 90% he’s leaving nothing on frattesi tho

>ciruzz' at Bofogna
wtf?

P Skibidi

>>149561312
was too much of a shitter for the turks so he begged for sartori to save him, theres conflicting reports on if lotito did or did not offer him a chance to return to Lazio

>>149560936
did you show her your cock?

Big massive huge sexo with the Swiss kankermarokkaan-looking bitch

Top 10 Serie A Goalscorer of All Time Ciro Immobile

>>149561494
this is the kind of girl that they should push if they wanted people to care about female football, she cute af

>>149560035
huh microsoft somehow became the new EA

>>149561494
imagine how many gwens you could make with that

Gwen Stacy?

Patapogba

New Battlefield moment just dropped!

the real fenomeno was the inventor of air conditioning all along

What if Nico Gonzales suffered from type 1 diabetes and had to take insulin during each cooling break

Insulinoids deserve to live as much as left-handers

>>149562191
neither group is real

>>149561390
not like he could have

Juve getting scammed

>>149562483
Nah, that's just what 50M buys you these days

Just stop for a second and imagine being Gyokeres right now

it's so fucking hot I'm literally sweating my balls off here

>>149562545
He's going to Assnal (or Chelshit if he's retarded)

new Milan Futuro just dropped

>>149562483
I still remember that game vs Argentina in the Copa Amerifat where Marsch had you suicide pressing but David did absolutely nothing with any of the chances generated from that. Like you were taking the game to the world champs before it fell apart and the star striker just ghosts.

Milan Mayulu

>>149562676
She needs to go a size down with those leggings

https://streamable.com/0jmzz2
Maybe it's just me being ~5 years older than her, but Gio sounds absolutely unbearable to be around

“Yes, 4-1 against Juventus, Olivia. Zoltan Gera scored twice. Do you know who Bobby Zamora is?”

There also exists the possibility that they had a conversation about how Roberto Carlos wasn't good enough for him.

Medic-ACK

>>149561514
>>149561713

i watched the flumi game. the first meme goal was mostly sommers fault. easy save to just pluck the ball from the air.
de vrijs clearance hit flumi player that gave them the breakaway for the gole. he had another one in that game too. so might be needs more time for system. de vrij also missed that sitter so bad game.

barella and mkhi played well. lauti and esp thuram were shit. esposito came on and instantly inter were dangerous. dunno how inter didnt get the gole. second gole was kind of carbonis fault for losing a big 50/50. all the other subs were gudish.

hope we sell thuram for big money.

>limone's wife liked hakan's post

On the next episode of desperate calcio wagslags

>>149563428
damn that's simone's wife??

>>149563260
>hope we sell thuram for big money.
Swap with yildiz or the Juve thuram would be ok?

What role does Mayulu play and why isn't Mr. Comolli on him

>>149563428
capello said hakan is like rodri. made me lmao big

nowhere near. hakan is little above average player

>Retegui to bbilan
lole

Now the sun has gone down, let's check what Fabrizio Romano has been reporting on in regards to MY team

>Denzel Dumfries has €25m release clause into his contract at Inter, valid until mid July.
Wait what, how in the fuck is he so cheap, dude was like their best player in the UCLel

You could afford over two Denzel's for one Koopmeiners. That's a bargain.

he wants to escape Inter #TeamLautaro

het is voorbij

>As one illustration of just how sloppy and chaotic today's mass Xbox layoff has been, some employees at Zenimax Online Studios are now watching their Slack accounts abruptly get locked out. No message from HR, no word on whether they still have a job, just an ominous Slack deactivation
lole

>>149563725
talmbout total chud victory?

He may sorta suck at defending, but a giganegru on the market who has just had an insane season available for only 25mil and who can fill the RWB position perfectly...

>>149563731
nah the drivers of "modern audience" oriented games are still at the helm

>>149563731
Depends, is mass hiring H1-Bs sirs a chud victory?

So you're saying they're dropping new rumors? I'll make sure to avoid certain websites

I accidentally came across the latest Kolo Muani hearsay and burped out loud

>>149563789
Vocaroo of the burp?

Which position would this end in Locatelli's Serie A 2025-26?

*braps on kalunegrus*

>>149563833
top 3 100%, could easily fight for the scudetto

>>149563833
Even if >we could hypothetically afford 40m for Leoni (yes, that fucking much), 25 for Balerdi (doable) and 80 (Grimolli kys) I'd say top 5. Tudorball is still really fucking grim so he would drag this team down.
With any other coach easy top 3.

>>149563858
*80 for Osimhen

Osimegru

>>149563833
>Locatelli still starting
9th

>Everton to buy Wesley from Flamengo and loan him for free to Roma
er palazzo or something

>just realized Roma is now part of an MCO
Grim

That hairline is not looking good

>>149564050
he's from castellammare

Samuel Mbangula has attracted interest from Premier league side Totalprosciutto.

Mbangula is one of the players who could be sold to raise funds this merecato.

>>149564114
I believe he wrote it like this

>Juventus are intrested in signing Dusan Vlahovic to a one year extensions and then loaning him out. This would be similar to what happened to Victor Osimhen last season.
It's always like this, dude fucking stinks so no one wants him and >we are trapped with his salary and his big ass ego, it's like a curse

>>149564167
Good thing he's not going to accept that so either he leaves or stays out for at least a couple of months

>>149564167
at this point just let him play, at least he is going to drag the defenders

>>149564196
How is it possible that the only way to get rid of him this summer is a contract termination, there has to be a way to scam Manure or Chelshit
>>149564211
More like drag down the dressing room, he hasn't been in the club's project for months and he pretty much already gave his goodbye to the fans with that last gole at the Stadium, just go bro

Shan't be taking serious any posts mentioning "projects" in an unironic fashion

also the ref was wierd in flumi game. like 5 times he whistled an attacking foul on inter when there was a possible chance coming near the box. some were clear dives or non fouls.

watch them get refballed against limone

>>149564230
>How is it possible that the only way to get rid of him this summer is a contract termination, there has to be a way to scam Manure or Chelshit
Maybe stop giving retarded wages to the first "decent" player you try to sign lol
He knows he's never going to earn that money again in Europe so I can't blame him for trying to squeeze >us dry until next year

>>149564247
How else do you wanna call it when a guy is benched every game for like 4 months and replaced as soon as the mercato starts
>>149564264
Maybe >we really are the Manure of Italy

>>149564256
brooooo let it go, it's literally the mickey mouse cup

>>149564278
Poor squad building, no need to go all consultant on these things and go on about projects and allat

>>149564282
im fine with losing if its honest. thieving im not

>>149564299
Thing is that it's pretty clear that the management wants to sell him, he's not seen as an option for next season

>>149564333
Mate, can you read? I only said something about the use of "project" as some kind of serious phrase. You have some tunnel vision going on.

>>149564282
we needed that money aruba, please understand

>Andrea Cambiaso and Juventus have opened talks for a contract extension until 2030.
- Sinterklaas Schira

>>149564347
Honestly it's just that the word is very used by journos so I figured that it did fit the case

Juventus will go for SMS
t. Giornalo Malciolli

>

kys grimolli holy fuck

Sleep tight /serieproject/

>>149564347
using the word also implies there is a plan and a direction lmao

>Zingaro going to NEET on a 12 mil salary for a year
cozy

I turned the page on my official Jj calendar and there's Fagioli and Locatelli on the July page

Fagiocatelli

>>149564803
I bet it's a gay picture of them

Lads be honest, now that it's late and everyones sleeping.

Do you think tonali was patient zero infecting everyone with gambling sickness, or do you think barella or another veteran was the source, and they just flew under the radar, and tonali didnt snitch?

>>149564856
grim

Again if you really want some (You)s just start poorfagposting

>went too close to a taboo subject
my bad my bad

>>149564873
Burn a disci is going there as well and Fiorentina just got Dzeko, this league is so fucking washed I swear that it's getting closer and closer to just being the roach league

>>149564868
I am a few years older than tonali and can assure you that most guys my generation gambled on calcio habitually in high school, it was "small" bets like a few euros at a time but it was constant, I wouldn't be surprised if every late millennial and younger player did the same thing and kept on doing it after making it

>>149563833
even >our modern day delusion xi’s are grim, this shit looks like as roma
>>149563858
for 40m on leoni i enter continassa with scamacca sr’s crowbar and go yakuza 0 mode. he’s fine as a player but you may as well get the finished article for that money.

>one leoni buys you almost two Denzels
jesus

>>149564278
>Maybe >we really are the Manure of Italy
mo it was ronaldo and covid

>>149564943
I haven't watched a single Kum&Go match except the ones against Jj and Leoni looked gud man marking Vlahovic, but so did every other defender that faced the zingaro so that's not much of an achievement heh. Just as you said I'd buy an experienced defender like Laporte or Laporte. Calcio is not possible without Laporte.

>>149564967
>mo it was ronaldo and covid
As the narrator on Air Crash Investigation would call it: a deadly cocktail.

>>149564978
>Just as you said I'd buy an experienced defender like Laporte or Laporte.
is the third option also laporte?

I particularly miss the days when Ronaldo was at the centre of all kurps, and it was Belgio #1's only focus

>>149564943
Jj is never getting Leoni for that much money lmfao (also I am a strong believer that Jj shouldn't buy from other Italian teams like 90% of the time)

>>149565039
yes

>>149565043
>fix the midfield and >we will totally win the cl delusion era
better calcio times

>>149564868
everyone gambles every once in a while, it's just a matter of people finding out

De Siervo bros?

>>149565061
Don't worry if Sarri figures out how to save Douglas Costa for the important games the UCL will be in our hands

>>149565076
fagioli gave me bad betting advice at a casino in boulogne
>>149565052
i will choose laporte then

>>149565061
Looking back, most if not all of the decisions made after 2017 were strongly hinting that Jj was gonna fall off hard, it's just that some players were keeping Jj at a good enough level to avoid noticing that

Ok but seriously, are the Belgio's multiplying?

>>149565109
Wasn't there a bbilan Belgio before?

which Belgio is the one duccio is always fighting with, is it the one who hates or loves Vlahovic?

>>149565131
The other autistic Duccio (even more than me) fights with everyone, including all the Belgio's.

>>149565127
Yeah, he was ecstasiastic about CDK because he used to frequent his same barber lol
Also he was rude to me once so I hope he's dead

>>149565151
I'm pretty sure he came here a few months ago when bbilan lost against Feyenoord or something

>>149565150
Wait, which Duccio are you
The Inter one?

>>149565178
Everyone came when Feyenoord won :)

Time to watch the extended highlights with Italian commentary that loses all of it's joy when Feyenoord scores the goal in San Siro again

>>149565232
That week would have been so much better if PissV didn't win and spawn the PSV schizo who stayed for weeks

I hardly even remember what went wrong in the PSV game lol

>>149565280
All the Jj players just looked like they were running through quicksand, no passes were arriving and the players just look Lost In Time And Space™ whenever anything happened. It was so strange, especially because PSV in some awful form in the league.

>>149565280
>ynr Lang's handball that led to PissV's gole in the first match and that the ref didn't call
Also pretty much everything went wrong

[spoiler] Jj get eliminated from the CHL next season in the quarter finals against Monaco when Pogba scores a 40 yard screamer in the 90+6 ' minute in Turin. [/spoiler]

>>149565328
How will bbilan get eliminated from the CL?

>>149564978
He’s good and jj should want to build an Italian core but it’s definitely a case of flavor of the month hype due to being Italian. Scalvini showed so much more and was still promptly forgotten about when he did his acl. It just feels like a luxury that jj has forfeit the right to pursue with all the bad market deals and throwing away Beans, Rovella and others.

Laporte should be a no-brainer and an easy operation because he ticks every box and should hopefully have 2-3 years left in him. If Gila were available for anything under €50m I’d want to grab him too but Laporte-Bremer-Delulu is at least acceptable for a season. I think some funds need to be set aside for wingbacks too because the current situation is bad and I don’t know how much I believe in current form Cambiaso or Costa; Yildiz is the only player in the team creating chances right now.
>>149565061
Aouar WOULD have fixed jj

God I can't wait for real club football to start again. You cannot imagine how nervous I felt before both of these games.

I would have been made to eat so much shit irl, in groupchats and on here if bbilan would have won. And then within 3 minutes the stadium just exploded.

>fotmob keeps reminding me to follow all my favourite teams at the womeme euro every time I open the app
get a grip already

>>149565476
And then when sat at home with frens, the euphoria washing over all of us when bbilan had been dominating but Merdeo had the Merdeo moments and this goal flew in, pandemonium.

>>149565476
>>149565516

>>149563833
There seems to be a faggot turkish twinkazzo in the middle of your lineup, might want to fix that to fight for a top league spot!

Ottoman nationalist Balerdiye

>>149565724
No Comfyrence League season this time my friend! Just these nerve-wracking pre-season European qualifiers for Champions League. But if >we get knocked out then it's Europa League time together with >our dear friends AS Roma.

>Third Qualifying Round (5/6 August & 12 August)
Possible opponents:
Winner of the game SK Brann (NOR) - RB Salzburg (AUT)
Winner of the game Viktoria Plzeň (CZE) - Servette FC (CHE)
OGC Nice (FRA)
Fenerbahçe (TUR)

>Final Playoff Round (19/20 August & 26/27 August)
Winner of the game involving Benfica
Winner of the game involving Club Brugge

>>149566008
lel

Projected European League stages assuming all qualifiers follow the ELO rankings of clubs.

(Assumption: Olympique Lyonnais don't win the appeal at CAS)

To qualify for UCL via qualifiers:
Benfica
Club Brugge
Bodø/Glimt
FCK
C. zvezda
Celtic
FCSB

Resulting changes for EL of Olympique Lyonnais not winning the appeal at CAS:
Basel climbs to Pot 2
Nice climbs to Pot 3
Strasbourg enters Pot 4

Resulting changes for UECL of Olympique Lyonnais not winning the appeal at CAS:
Lens enters Pot 3

>>149566199
if La Viola doesn't win it this season with absolutely nobody worth a damn in the competition it's Violover

>>149566367
Marinakis will murder another Viola player to get his hands on that trophy

someone should post the Perišić goal against Juventus

>>149566199
If things pan out like that, it will probably be the weakest UECL so far.

Factorybros…

>>149567156
Electric cars r gay

>Napoli is close to two new signings: Sam Beukema and Noa Lang. The negotiations for Bologna's Dutch defender are in the final stages: after weeks of discussions and an initial difference of 10 million, the Neapolitan club has raised its offer to 28-29 million.
>Al-Qadsiah on Retegui: an offer of 50/60 million is coming to Atalanta
Good morning fras

Fun fact Jonathan Davis father was a keyboardist for Frank Zappa and Buck Owens. His mother was a professional actress and dancer.

Good morning /seriea/

>Juventus punta a un prestito con diritto di riscatto per Kolo Muani. Il PSG al momento non apre a questa soluzione
>Al-Qadsiah offre 60M per Retegui dopo aver avuto interesse in Kean, Dybala e Orsolini
>Flamengo ha rifiuto l'offerta dell'Everton per Wesley Franca
>Il Bologna pensa a De Winter per sostituire Beukema. Genoa chiede 25M
>Genoa in trattativa con il R.Madrid per il prestito di Rafa Obrador, il quale sarebbe il sostituto di Ohanor in caso dell'eventuale partenza. L'esterno 2004 ha già dato l'OK per la squadra ligure.
>il Nottingham Forest spinge per Yunus Musah
>Ndoye si avvicina di verso il trasferimento al Napoli

>>149571518
>Il Torino mette gli occhi su Kjerrumgaard, attaccante 2003 dell' Odense
>Bologna e Torino su Luca Cepeda del Colo Colo. L'esterno cileno ha una clausola da 4M e ha rifiutato l'offerta del River Plate perchè vuole giocare in Europa
>Genoa in trattativa con il Milan per Colombo. Pisa, Cremonese e Torino sono interessate all'attaccante
>Shomurodov vicino all' istanbul Basaksehir. Pronto un contratto fino al 2028
>Bologna è pronta a riaprire le trattative per Pobega. Sartori sta lavorando per riavere il gicoatore per 8-9M, dato che il costo del riscatto (12M) era troppo alto.
>Javi Sanchez diretto al Hellas Verona a parametro zero.
>Ufficiale Kamadeen Sulemana all' Atalanta per 17M più bonus.

>>149571919
>>149571919
>>149571919