previous >>149540138

dodgers

>>149548610 (OP)
'stros

umpies fuck ya

Jays

>>149548610 (OP)

doyers

Soon.

>>149548625
>DR DH DB
What does it mean?

>>149548647
boobs too small

Dogs? Don’t like em

>>149548647
>blue eyes
>white skin
>LA

>>149548655
dont resist, dont hate, dont berate

>>149548655
remembering fallen heroes

don't reeeee, don't harumph, don't blayt

how the hell does this jays team keep winning
we sent our worst lineup and a shaky gausman

Yankees need to sell at the deadline, and tank a couple of seasons so they can draft one of the high end ace pitchers who have a 2.00 ERA or less.

>>149548694
>remembering fallen heroes
They knew signing up that they'd be zogbots

>grand slam on Canada Day
what a game...

>>149548714
The Yankees are not a serious team. Look at who've they lost to this season.

>>149548722
Yes. Let's tank until Judge is 35years old.

I can't stop drinking alcohol

>>149548714
and Vladdy and Kirk went hitless today. It's a real team effort this time around.

>>149548737
based

>>149548737
try denatured alcohol

>>149548737
I drink more than I should but have never had an issue quitting. How do people get addicted to booze?

>>149548736
Trade him for prospects. He's only wasting his best years with this loser team. Like Ichiro did in Seattle.

it's up!

>>149548736
Angels did that with Trout and look where that got them

total implosion

flores at third, we are cooked jintsies

>>149548764
>Kim in the lineup
>Yams on the mound

>>149548764
extra day off for Mookie

>>149548758
You just got a drink enough to where it hurts not to drink. It's pretty much an all day thing

I hope there's a recent recording of Boone, (((Cashman))), Steinbrenner, Leiter Jr. and Volpe saying nigger so they're off my fuckin team.
>11-67 RISP @ .167

Start spreading my cheeks... I’m gapin’ today…

>>149548764
I'm ok with this

>>149548817
Should I go to the the subway series game in Saturday?

Hololive Night is this Saturday. The best night of the season.

>>149548823
Dodgers are asking a lot of Kim playing him at both CF and SS already

>>149548817
Cashman is Irish.

Oh my god. Every fucking year with these mets. Of course they'll seemingly turn this around so they can stab me in the heart deeper. These cocksuckers.

>>149548841
What makes it better is all the seething. Watching grown men getting genuinely butthurt over this is hilarious

>>149548838
Yes, if only for the rivalry's sake. I do not like the mest, but Citi Field is comfy. Even if we're in dire straits right now,
>FAGGETS KEK!

Nothing makes me angrier than reading Dodger "fans" on Xitter talking about trading veterans of the team. I just saw these retards unironically discussing trading away Max Muncy. fucking MAX MUNCY dude. Could he be a useful trade chip? Sure. But NEVER in my life would I want to part ways with him. Let him retire with the team when he's ready, he's earned it. Kershaw, Muncy, Smith, and Kike are the dyed in the wool gritty Dodgers. Sorry... I felt like I had to get that out.

There's still plenty of baseball left for everything to change completely. Just keep on steady, it's a long haul ahead.

Fuck I miss traveling to Pittsburgh once a year for work and gaining 15 pounds in a week from Sheetz junk food.

>>149548876
we have a 10m option on him for next season that I'm certain the team will pick up

>>149548882
nice to see you guys still in the thick of things. feels like it's been a while.

sam adams club is actually kinda nice

Mariners!

Anthony freakin' Recker.
...'nuff said!

>>149548933
where's the syringe at?

>>149548930
Post some graphs, faggot.

DAAAAAAAAAA

>>149548930
I know it must be warm, but it looks cold there. how's the humidity? kino view.

>>149548952

humidity actually kinda sucks today. still nothing like ohio

>>149548928
Yeah, last time the Jays seriously contended for the division was in 2021

>>149548758
>>149548812
I get too worn out to be a proper alcoholic, plus the heartburn is uncomfortable.

>>149548841
Hololive Night is this saturday, All In Texas is the saturday after that
Absolute slopfest this time of year

>>149548965
tell that white girl to make sure to use her sunscreen too

>>149548948
natty

>>149548851
I stand corrected. I assumed he was since forever, because, well, you know. I still want him off my team.

>>149548930
dude about fucking time. post more pics.

what the frick happened here? KEK

>>149548977
>All In Texas
>GayEW

>>149548930
how many of the games are you going to?

>East Coast road trip
>weather is ass
Every fucking time. MLB should have required all Eastfags to build stadiums with retractable roofs.

>>149549034
retract this bussy. playa

listening to Cin radio. hope EDLC hit one near Winky this game.

I'm considering going to astros @ dodgers Saturday night just cuz it's a holiday weekend. is the hololive shit going to ruin my dodger baseball experience? I don't even know what it is other than it's stupid weeb shit.

>>149549052
just do what you can to ignore it if it's irritating. maybe you'll see some extra qts also.

Will poor Judge become the next Tungsten Arm O'Doyle?

>>149549052
>is the hololive shit going to ruin my dodger baseball experience?
No.

hope there's a war between doyerpaco and asstromiguel fans this weekend. they can't stop talking about 2017

>>149549089
shut up goblino

>>149549089
>they can't stop talking about 2017
for good reason

>>149549069
>>149549088
if I was single I'm sure I could bag one of those stupid bitches by being alpha

>>149549034
It's embarrassing how they haven't figured it out. Do their tornado gods become angered at the sight of covered fields of play? Will walmart kick them off their fent subscription? What's the issue?

>>149549089
They'll be too drunk and watching Biboo to do anything.

>>149548996

the wifi here kinda blows sadly

>>149549026

all of em. and the tour yesterday lol

>stankees

>>149549052
I would not pass up this opportunity to experience something new

>>149549122
4chan isn't blocked on fenway's wifi? kek. It sure as shit is at dodger stadium.

>it's a rain delay episode

>>149549122
don't forget to try to cause Duran to shid and piss to cement your legendary status

>>149549143
doyerpacos were posting CP from doyer stadium

>>149549122
is the tour worth it? also, were you able to watch batting practice before the game?

>>149549089
It's funny how Dodger fans act like they weren't also cheating that same year. Multiple players on record have hinted at it but Astros took the fall.

Why don't the dodgers just move to tokyo

>>149548610 (OP)
someone send him a splitscreen of miller gardner and doug the nicktoon

>>149549165

>>149549163

i took a really early one and yeah it was cool. didn’t get to go in the monster like i wanted but still neat

>>149549165
Astros are a garbage franchise and always will be. Cope all you want

I hate baseball :(

>>149549189

>>149548625

it was pretty obvious for the blue jays to win the game on canada's holiday

>>149549165
One of these teams gets booed at every stadium. The other sells out tickets pretty much every time.

>>149549105
you are so out of your depth and element.

>>149549266
Then why can't the Yankees ever win on July 4th?

>>149549231
I don't think I will

>>149549165
>Astros took the fall.
how noble of them to get away with stealing a world series

>>149549280
They're anti-american.

>>149549289
But we have the most patriotic logo in MLB

I'm going to find Winky on the broadcast.

>>149549294
The mets have the same logo.

>>149549304
Do they?

>>149549296

i’m actually pretty isolated up here lol it’s not impossible

>>149549271
>it's okay to cheat if you sell out your stadium
retard, also there were no Dodger fans prior to 2016. that place used to be empty.

>>149549285
Yeah it is since they stole it from another cheat.

Anyone want to convince my wife to put out tonight? What line should I use?

I made a tier list

>>149549337
that's why I'm hoping for a EDLC bomb near you that will flush you out of hiding

>>149549034
80% of America has horrible weather. East coasties cannot fathom how much better the climate is out west.

>>149548867
I’m going fr this time. >FAGGets kek!!!

BUILT NOT BOUGHT

>>149548812
I drink like 15-20 drinks per week and have never had an issue going 2-4 weeks no booze. Never crave it. Purely a social thing

Attaboy TA

>yankees

>>149549362
how are heat waves and regular wildfires supposed to be a selling point?

>>149549360

dog i am the opposite of hiding today. there’s literally no one to my right

>>149549351
"let's not turn this rape into a murder"

>>149549385
The Wildfires aren't in the cities lol, they're usually out in the middle of some dry brush where no one but rich retards live

>>149549387
I bet most everything there is 30-50% more expensive than Ohio

>>149549341
>astor hearsaycope means the doyes were cheating too

>>149549413

it is. but the seafood has more than lived up to the hype

>>149549341
>there were no Dodger fans prior to 2016
> that place used to be empty
They averaged 44,560/G (~80% Capacity) from 2004 - 2015 retard. I went to at least a dozen games as a kid and I remember the stadium always being packed. Eat shit bitch. Dodger fans are loyal. Recent attempts to paint Dodger fans as band wagoners are never going to work because everyone from LA have always massively supported the team, even through the 32yr WS drought.

>>149549411
ok, then. what about the MASSIVE riots that required the national guard and marines to have to be called there?

>>149548638
more in this style
>>149548647
never again in this style

I’m going to Citifield Saturday. What should I know?

>>149549337
RDBB row 3 seat 15

>>149549433
pure posturing for the media. but now most of the pacos stay inside

>>149548655
>DR
deathrattle
>DH
demon hunter
>DB
decibel

>>149549433
>>>/pol/

>>149549442

close! but the lightning is creeping in, i can see it approaching on the horizon

>>149548694
that one ump should have to wear a patch in remembrance of blowing yam's immaculate inning

>>149548617
based

my halos HATE protecting the plate

>>149549457
ligma sack

>>149549471
just like the actual guardian angels in heaven

>>149549424
Take off your shirt and wave it around

Soler should have stayed on the IL.

>>149549034
>>149549111
Two mutts have some very serious opinions

When baseball teams have dog nights....where do the dogs go poop and pee pee?

>>149549341
Dodgers used to have the most tripfags maybe short of philly. We have always been here. We invented official game threads. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about

>>149549499
They just shit on the floor like your average Phillies fan

>>149549433
>MASSIVE
Kek
More like 40 beaners tipping over traffic cones until they are forced to disperse
Notice how you dont even hear about them this week, it's because they get broken up and everybody goes home until the next one.
Aka, order is restored. Nothing like the CHAZ zone, where it took weeks for the cops to regain control of the city. These are barely protests, let alone riots.
Leasties will really do anything to disparage the Best Coast, as if they dont have fires and homeless in their big cities, too.
The view from work today, 71 degrees and sunny. Here's your "heatwave".

>>149548930
seems chill. personally i think i'd want to sit in an obstructed view seat for the old-time feel.
i wonder if anyone has committed suicide by jumping off the green monster.

>>149549470
based.

>>149549499
Dog shit and piss on the floor of Dodger Stadium actually makes it CLEANER than usual

>>149549517
it was a joke I shouldn't have made. I know too many people here have a habit of taking things literally.

>>149549517
nice pic beautiful look btw

I swear to god if we dont sweep the Barves...

goodness me! the stankees really took a shellacking this afternoon in toronto, ontario, canada

>>149549527
>personally i think i'd want to sit in an obstructed view seat for the old-time feel.
maybe once if you've already been there 50 times

>>149549499
Chicago has official cups for pee pee

I've never used a tripcode. I'm going to try it...

>>149549586
>tfw you down too many of those

>>149548791
That's a fairly small amount of earned runs for an average mlb bullpen, I'd say?

>>149549385
I’ve lived in California for a decade and it’s been badly smoky here about 10 total days lol. Best climate in America. That’s why you can’t afford to live here!

>>149549598
It's super fun. I used to use one but I had to retire

>>149549598
test

I just looked up and Angelina jolie was on my TV and my pp got hard. Is this normal?

>>149549629
That's my favorite
>cali sucks! Everybody is fleeing the state! Nobody wants to live here!
Yeah that's why my apartment is 3k and everybody is moving somewhere cheaper, because nobody wants to live here. Okay, sure. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

retest

fuck my ass

>>149549645
I dont think I did it right

mind telling me why the red sux are using a scorebug from the 70s

>>149549431
>dodger fans are loyal
>we had good attendance!!
Anon there are 20M people within driving distance of the stadium lol. Of course they have good attendance. Dodgers fans and LA fans in general are fair weather as fuck

>>149549662
wait how you can you be white doyerpaco when i'm the white doyerpaco. you mean to tell me there's more than one of us?

>>149549681
t. also ran cope from a casual fanbase who can't pack a stadium

>>149549411
Bro half of altadena burned down like six months ago lmao

>>149549711
>what my penis would do if I saw Hazel Mae irl

>>149549671

they’re celebrating 50 years of the 1975 series

>>149549661
Right wing retards are leaving California in droves and it’s getting better with every one that leaves. They can’t shit up our state anymore

ITFCB

>>149549732
thx

>>149549517
>view from work smuggling pacos in from
Mexico on a boat

>>149549701
/my/ team draws around 25k average and has literally never made a world series. Arguably the least successful team in baseball history with a population 1/6 the size of LA

>>149549738
faster

>>149549681
Fair weather means they only show up when the team is winning. There was like what a 30 year gap in between championships. They still were in top 5 in attendance all those losing years.

You clearly have no idea what you are talking about, sir. I encourage you to stop posting now.

>>149549722
Ah yes, *checks map* Altadena, that lauded California landmark that nobody, including lifelong Californians, had everything heard of before last year. Not them!

>>149549645
retarded doyers newfag lmao

>scoreless slurper in the shitty of pissburp

>>149549770

>>149549735
>Orange County
Fucks ya!

>>149549793
faster

i literally have never seen the roof open at the marlin's stadium. are we sure it's retractable?

>>149549769
(you) and /your/ team require anonymity because you can't make a fact-based argument. do better, also ran.

sit the #### down!!!

>>149549805

>>149549760
>Leasties can't even greentext properly
Sad! Many such cases.

sit the #### down!!!

>>149549771
They are fair weather. I lived in Denver for fifteen years. We used to get maybe two thousand Dodgers fans then once they started winning pennants there were ten thousand or more Dodgers fans at every game in Colorado. You have a massive portion of fair weather fans who will abandon the team as soon as they miss the playoffs

>>149549774
>>149549411
>had everything heard of
doyerpacos celebrate their own people’s homes burning to the ground cause they don’t live in a shoebox downtown lmao wtf is wrong with these spics?

>>149549816
>/my/ team has never made a world series
you require anonymity

tell me you don’t know ball without telling me you don’t know ball lmao

strike 4!
sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149549824
Slow down!

strike 4!
sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149549769
So you live in a shit hole where there is nothing else to do. Come to LA there is so much to do we don't have to show up for losing baseball. But we still do because we bleed dodgers blue

>>149549824

>>149549868
I wasn't expecting to take unfounded flak from a Mariners faggot. you guys will do anything for attention.

>Rangers doing a theme night jersey via a collab with Jujitsu Kaisen
>Rangers put a Crunchyroll ad on the pitching mound

>>149549868
He’s a dodgerspic celebrating people losing their homes cause they don’t live in Compton or Inglewood lmao. He’s mentally ill and has never watched a baseball game before July of 2024.

second time i’ve rain delay posted from an ALE ballpark lol

>>149549894

nippon baseball streams?

Korean baseball rivers?

>>149549908
stay dry, sweetie

guys i've got an idea. We need to vote in Kirk for catcher for hte all star game. I think the outrage would be enough to finally get canada banned from voting. I love cal and i'm an m's fan, but sacrifices must be made for the greater good of America. We CANNOT allow Canada to continue to affect the votes. I believe cal would get in regardless, therefore this is the play.

BASEBALL

>>149549926
https://mlbbox.me/japan-npb-streams

the dodger hate is forced

>>149549941
dodger fans are taking care of the voting system with an all dodgers nl team

>>149549722
>usually
That was an outlier.

>>149549955
ty anon

>>149549816
You’re so out of your depth and element it’s actually kinda sad

Relish has really grown on me as a condiment. I used to hate it but i kept making myself eat it, now i love it.

>>149549908
don't drink too much and ruin the rest of the experience

>>149549908
>comfy obstructed view
fuck this is ideal. i wish smoking wasn't banned, i'd want to sit here in a cloud of smoke and drink til i pass out

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149549842
You cant use fans at an opposing teams stadium to gauge weather. Just stop already you're embarrassing yourself

>>149549980
Manfred saw this outcome and made the appropriate jersey color.

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149550001
>I used to hate it but i kept making myself eat it, now i love it.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>149549919
Anime giving you a heart attack?

O'Hoppe please, you wanted it too much

classless piece of shit. trying to get the head of the bat on the ball. have a little feel for the game of baseball

that stinkee division lead is quickly shrinking

>>149550015
>every year going forward the fucking all star games will be dodgers vs blue jays regardless of how good they are
hell yeah i love populism

>>149550015
i legit almost bought a nl t-shirt because of nu

the mets will not recover

There is never a reason to throw anything but a slider out of the zone to O'Hoppe. He will chase it every time

>>149550001
I appreciate variety more and more the older I get.

>>149550001
I guess you can say you relish in the thought of eating relish now

>>149550014
Sure you can bud. Massive surge in dodgers fans once they won a pennant. These people weren’t going to the park before.

>>149550047
It's always darkest before the dawn.

>>149550047

>>149549780
apparently I am retarded because I can't figure it out

>>149550037
if real Dodger fans actually cared they would have stuffed the ballot boxes when the game was hosted at Dodger stadium

>>149549977
Most of you are cool but the ceiling for faggotry and cringe is very high. “I’m the last redpilled anon in LA proper” might be the gayest thing I’ve ever seen posted on this website and I’m betting he’s the same fag arguing with the mariners guy rn just by the way he types.

Attaboy Petey

>>149550039
do it for the luls KEK

Attaboy Petey

>>149549936
>>149550003
>>149550007

i’m just camping out by this bar for the delay

I believe in the Mets.

Attaboy Dansby

Dansbee!

>>149549977
Dodgers have the worst behaved and most annoying fans in my experience

>>149550059
Arguing that your team is so shit that it took another team getting good to boost attendance isn't that great of an argument. You can cling to that shit all you want though

>>149550086
that casual disappeared just as quickly as he showed up

Attaboy Buschie!

Dansbee!

>>149549977
No it isn't, you guys are obnoxious. The Yankee fans of all people are less annoying than you.

>>149550121
Are you retarded or just pretending to be? I can never tell on this site

Attaboy Buschie!

>>149549620
Hey you’re a FAGGet. Any good hotels near Citifield?

BUSCHIE SLAP!

and it. is. outta here!

KELLY!!! ITS ALL CUBBIES

KELLY!!! ITS ALL CUBBIES

Dodgers have the most well behaved and the most passionate fans in my experience

CARSON SLAP!

Nice hustle Gifo

kek! KEK!!!!

>>149549977
dodgers fans are terrible anon. it’s true

>>149550100
sounds like you're doing what I would do, keep drinking and become a slob by the time everything starts up again.

MARWINSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>149550074
Type a username ##password into the name field

>>149550192
faggot

no...NO!!!

>>149549908
>boston
Rained out
>philly
Rained out
>DC
Rained out
>NYC
Rained out

Explain yourselves east coasties

>>149550058
nice one

>>149550179
Honestly, Dodger fans fucking sucked when the tickets were cheap but it's a whole different crowd now. I don't blame the Giants for hating us for what happened to Bryan Stow, but we've moved past that.

>>149550200
Rude
>>149550204
I’m wondering wtf is going on there myself. t. trasplantspie.

Zomg I look away Kelly wtf….
NO NO NO

>>149550204
We love double headers

>>149550233
i got some double head for ya right here

>>149550231
Cardinals own your shit team

no…NO!!!
y’CANT run ya self out of a big inning
CMON!

we all in here

https://www.marinertalk.com/viewforum.php?f=3

What the fuck happened to Cleveland and why hasn’t it been discussed?

>>149550183

> implying i wasn’t gonna do that anyway

>>149550233
>One is fun, but two is better; dubba dubba dubba doubleheader

>>149550137
Dude you are judging an entire fan base by the small sample of fans in a completely different state. Going to a game at your shit hole ballpark is nowhere near the experience it is at dodger stadium. And we always support our team the numbers don't lie

Just take the L while you still can. You have run out of arguments and resorted to name calling.

3 outs on the base paths
Da fuckiana????

>>149550255
Because Baltimore has been far worse with similar expectations

>>149550265
I look like this and sing this

>>149550267
Dodger Stadium is an old decrepit shithole that has none of the charm of fenway or wrigley and none of the amenities of the retro stadiums.
It's in a category with trash heaps like Tropicana Field and Rate Field, and this is a widely accepted fact among baseball fans.

Da fuckiana????

>>149550263
I have many regrets of not being more sober on days when cool shit was happening but, alas.....

>>149550267
Coors is objectively nicer than Chavez Latrine lol

>>149550255
ALC was a dogshit mickey mouse division last year so Clevelose got to farm wins off of every team in the division including the worst team in history White Sox. Now it's the Tiggers' turn to farm wins off a shit division this year.

>>149550248
Are you allowed to call others a faggot there?

>>149550287
Holy based.

>>149550297

WE ALL HATE THE DODGERS!

bout time to move the rays to montreal, i figure

>>149550192
yeah I only get the generic name without the unique !! identifier
oh well

>>149549433
It’s just a few riots contained downtown. Everyone else is living life like nothing is happening

>>149550248
Not sure if Msfan or Mshater trying to ruin some Mariners forum by flooding it with autists

>>149550310
Yes

fuck you Soler

>>149550098
that's exactly why i emptied my cart

>>149550329
see>>149549547

>>149550318
A picture from the 80s to talk about a present day stadium. Enthralling, dude.

>>149550333
Checked and looks like a miserable place to post… I’ll be right in.

>>149550318
warm climates are soulless

>>149550340
blow it out your ass

Acuna confused as to why this dude is throwing 81 mph and strikes out because of it lmao

>>149550348
looks like a /pol/ thread with mouth breathers

>>149550267
>dodgers fan calling opposing stadium a shithole
lol now i have seen it all

>>149550297
shit take. and dodger stadium is usually listed fairly high in ballpark rankings.

>>149550297
It must suck for you that more people would rather crowd into an old decrepit shit hole than your corporate logo ballpark

>>149550318
Ah, the soulless rectangle shaped video/scoreboards.

How are my Tigers doing so far?

These pirates announcers have to be the most boring guys I’ve listened too

>>149550372
it just shows how Dodger fans are really the best fans since they always lead in attendance despite having a dogshit stadium

>>149550383
Jints have a super boring boomer tier broadcast

>>149550372
>>149550376
no one cares doyerpacos

>3 postponed games
>one delayed
Getting tired of Manfreds weather machine

>>149550318
would appreciate a dumbing down of stadium graphics and statistics like this. just the basics. we all have phones if we want more.

>>149550396
poodrepaco throws in the towel

everyone cares dodgerchads

>>149550372
>>149550376
everyone cares doyerchads

iPacos kek

>>149550402
mlb needs to require all new stadiums have retractable roofs by 2030

>>149550395
I like the giants broadcast…

>>149550396
Just keep racking up the L's

Kept them from scoring after the lead off triple, lets fucking GO TA

>>149550383
>>149550395
I think he's one of the best radio guys. no screaming. no shidding and pissing. no potshots at the other team.

>>149550419
to each their own. not for me

>leadoff triple
>left stranded

>>149550428
i meant the tv guys

>>149550418
Domes are the future, but boomers and gen xers want to stay in the stone age

>>149550443
I was talking about the Pirates radio guys. I misread the convo.

doggie doos making em cope and seethe again lol the stadium, payroll, ohtani, mexicans, easiest schedule, etc. kek

Argue this point (protip: you can't)
Doyerpaco Stadium's reputation as an "acceptable" ballpark is completely dependent on the WEATHER.
If you put Petco Park in Minneapolis, people would still think of it as a good ballpark.
If you took Doyerpaco Stadium and relocated it to Chicago or Cleveland, it would be obvious to everyone how much of a shithole it is.
Name ONE other stadium that has a reputation that is solely reliant on the fucking WEATHER.

I rest my case.

>>149550448
and you faggots want to live without direct sunlight to remind yourselves of your basement bedrooms.

>>149550448
i want open air stadiums and day games that cater to the unemployed and retired. baseball is meant to be played in the sun.

i wish i could nvke l.a. of the face of the fucking earth desu

>>149549124
checked

>>149550472

>>149550461
you'd be mad af too if you're getting buried in June by a team expected to just keep getting stronger

>>149550469
Chicago has good weather

>>149550481
Rude, my grandma lives there

>>149550469
ahem, actually what makes it a good ballpark is the weather AND the fact that it displaced a couple thousand chicanos

>>149550349
He thinks the color of the sunset is determined by climate
Are Leasties really not allowed to have a sunset? Damn it's worse than I thought out there, no wonder you are all in such a bad mood all the time

Uhhhh cub frens?

no…NO!!!

O'Hoppe please, everyone in the stadium knew he was going to throw a slider because you always chase it.

SQWAAAAACK NOOOOOOO

>>149548617
>>149549470
>>149549534
cringe

>>149550469
It's not the weather it's the fucking experience. Even though it's a hassle to get in and out of we still show up. Dodgers stadium is always a fun game win or lose. Sorry we live in a better part of the world than you

the f*ck is happening this game

Kek how do you get picked off while leaning back to the base??

>rockbottoms have now, in one inning, scored as many runs as the lillies did against the trashtros in 4 games
grim

>>149550528
>la
>better part of the world than san diego

K E K
E
K

>>149549467
now THIS is cringe

Our Marwins are gunning for that 6th seed

>>149550528
tropicana?

>>149550469
>>149550565

>>149550545
Nobody has ever made a hit song called I love San Diego

>>149550580
Nobody actually listens to Randy Newman though do they?

>>149550580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wqeO04fTag

could someone score a run, please?

>>149550601
I said hit

>>149550580
You sure about that sweaty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuggmeGHnB8

>>149550617
kill yourself

WE ALL HATE THE DODGERS!

>>149550623
too late

>he posted blink 182

nobody cares, doyerpaco

Dodgerfans are such turncoat faggots. Real Californians love all of her cities, including San Diego.

>>149550619

I’m serious nobody in this thread has ever walked into a record shop and asked where the Randy Newman albums are

I’m going to CitiField Saturday.

None of you have ever won an Oscar, Emmy and a grammy.

attaboy carson
bring em home NEEEKO

>>149550689
just quit while you're ahead

>>149550695
please no pipi

>>149550689
WRONG
i own the Toy Story soundtrack

>>149550695
I hope you have fun

MR CLUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>pierats

>>149550720
based

doyerpacos think they're the main character

>>149550717
>>149550720
I stand corrected
>>149550695
Enjoy, it’s a great park despite all the memes. Park near the marina, if you don’t take the train to the park.

>>149550689
Dude you just started tripping and you're already picking up L's. Not a good sign

Anderson was fucking dealing, why did you take him out already

>>149550469
THIS

>>149550619
Poor kid didn't deserve being bullied off the internet

>>149550776
that screen is sovlless, you don't need jumbotrons at a baseball game, leave that shit for football

>>149550766
*know

I hate the poorates

no

>>149550772
People really listen to randy newman? His voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. This trip was for instructional purposes only btw.

>aint poois

>>149550648
Doyershits dont even like L.A.
They like their IDEA of what L.A. is, aka a Mexican ghetto where mi familia all live
As an American city and capital of the West United States, they hate it. They hate American laws, American immigration enforcement, they larp that "they run shit" because ICE hasn't come for them yet and nobody painted over that La Raza tag behind the 7/11 yet, but once America decides they are no longer of use, she will lay the hammer down and they will see who is really still in charge.

>>149550795
Name one stadium without a jumbotron

>>149550776
I really fucking wish Dodger Stadium was a downtown ballpark

MARWINSSSSSSS

>>149550793
fair game when you talk shit about another team. not saying he deserves it, but you have to know better now.

>>149550822

>>149550822
absolutely fucking deranged

The play stands. And dont question it again or yer outta here.

>>149550776
That old brick building makeup is so soul, are those seats expensive?

lmao he never actually touched the plate

>>149550825
Ebbets Field

>>149550825
Tropicana Field

>>149550822
Cringe polfag

this is the only way to watch games

>gay louis
kek

Redbirds kek

>>149550822
Isn't it cute seeing dodger haters play grab ass with each other. You guys are so sweet

>>149550770
I just don’t want to get raped in queens. Is it safe? I have to pick a hotel near flushing/citifield.

Are the Pirates, dare i say it, prepping for that playoff push?

>>149550904
Fuck my boricua ass

LA and NYC are such shitholes it baffles me that they're the first places foreigners want to visit when they come to the US. There are so many better cities to visit for that American experience.

let me get this straight the Poodres and the Peerats both have peepee poopoo yellow brown color scheme?

>>149550922
Like Detroit and Cleveland!

CRAP

do you guys ever take a break from baseball when your team is absolutely shitting the bed? my Metsies have been looking real rough over the last 2 weeks. I'm gonna get back to watching all the games but I've been just peeking at box scores and watching the disaster from a distance

>>149550825
George Steinbrenner Field in Florida

>>149550959
FAGGets kek!

>>149550922
where are they supposed to want to go to besides maybe DC?

>>149550959
I’ll watch the starts, chimp out when they start losing, turn it off, turn it back on 30 min later, get pissed and then turn it off again

>>149550959
I watch all games no matter what if i have the time

>flyovers seething again

>>149550904
Yea I know you asked me before but you were a dick about it so I ignored you kek. It’s Queens get an Airbnb in Bayside or something, you’ll be fine.

>>149550822
I don't know a single person who lives in LA county, but same can be said for all major cities, everyone just lives "near" them, maybe travel into them for work, but nobody wants to be in a major city for obvious reasons

>>149550822
based polchad

three postponed games? a little on the nose eh rob?
>nose

>>149550983
based
>>149550984
I've been laying in bed watching Peep Show instead. great show, I bet the overlap between baseball and Peep Show fans is more than 50%

>>149550959
if it's an extended ugly period I might skip a game. more likely I'll just have the radio broadcast on without being really heavily invested.

>>149550922
agree about los angeles, nyc is worth it tho

>>149550840
imagine taking that up the rear end

>>149550991
you know the south won, right? they literally got what they wanted

>>149550922
Oh man I just can't wait to visit San Diego and New Jersey

>>149550991
CIVAL WAR!!!!!!!!

>>149551046
Retard

Let me make a couple of things clear. My Cleveland Indians will NOT make the playoffs.

>>149550922
NYC has an insane amount of world-class cultural institutions, elite nightlife, a sick music scene (and some of the most influential musical history), God-tier culinary variety, a lot of great parks, some of the most iconic architecture in the world, the most money flowing around any city, and very colorful characters. I could say more but come on. Hating on NYC honestly just means you're an ignorant hayseed.

>>149551046
they wanted to cuck to the union? rather odd

>>149551046
correctly assessed

>>149550978
Amarillo, Texas.

>>149550959
Lol bro I’m a Mariners fan. We’ve always been shit. You’re not a real fan.

>>149551003
it'd be cool to have a penthouse apartment if you were really wealthy to drop into 3 times a year

Retard

>>149551100
Tin Cup was a good movie

how many batters until ohtani?

>>149551003
I live in la county and your assessment is correct. I'm the last redpilled man in this shithole

ADELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>149551100
that's what I mean. there's no real reason anyone would choose anywhere else unless they had some sort of specific interest for whatever reason

>>149551086
I’d rather live in >>149551100 than NYC. Cannot imagine being surrounded by people and noise and rats and trash at all times and having to pay $3000 for a shitty studio for the privilege

Based

dylan peepee

>>149551086

the doyerchads are seething again

>>149550944
detroit has a nice ballpark-skyline situation

>>149550959
No. My Angels lost 99 games last season, and i watched every single one of those losses.

It's time for Mariners baseball /mlb/!

>>149551170
wait, did they really filter p@co to chad?

doyerchad
poodre chad

>>149551141
Living and visiting are two different things. I'm a big fan of small towns and lesser celebrated places (I love New Orleans, for instance), but to not understand why people visit NYC is just silly.

>>149551183
BIG if true

>>149550959
i watch each game and rewatch wins

>>149551183
so this is the power of /mlb/

>>149551100
I wouldn’t wish North Texas on my worst enemy
t. used to live in 806

osuna homer bitches

chad

>>149551103
calm your little tush down pal. i've been a long suffering mets fan since 2000

don't worry, everyone
DODGERS SOON

>>149551183
poodrepaco

barfy doos

SOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

doyerchad

>>149551223
>>149550766

sit the FUCK down

>>149551233
well, we are

>>149551232
I'll just call them fundies from now on

doyerchad

>>149551232
Holy shit it’s real!

>>149551242
you're not well versed with the meme, it would appear

>>149551191
NOOOOOOOO I only want to see trees and grass and cemeteries and strip malls

>>149551209
Wide open spaces
Extremely low COL
Good /out/ stuff nearby
Great steaks for cheap
Conservative area with minimal degeneracy

doyertaco

>>149550959
Your New York Metropolitans always do this so just ride it out until they make the offs or collapse in September in spectacular fashion. I still watch every game that I can, but I def won’t go back and watch a bad one that I missed though like I would for a win.

>>149551232
that's kino, kek!

>>149550996
Bayside seems steep. Thinking Jamaican. What are the odds of getting brutally murdered by Venezuelans?

gottem

>>149551259
Too conservative. And I’m not a bluefag

>de los shartos

BIG inning for my Halos

>>149551265
blessed pic. saved

We need nu btw

need a nu

>>149551213
Your team has a .502 win % and a pennant in that period. Better than many

>>149551086
Lifelong SoCal resident, my one trip to New York was life changing. So much soul, so much culture. The buildings were practically dripping with it. Some of the coolest bars and people I've ever met, I will never forget this place called Beauty and Essex where the front was done up perfectly as a faux pawn shop, like you would never in a million years guess that it wasn't a real pawn shop, fake employees and customers, hell maybe they were fake too. And those in the know could press on through an Employees Only sign to find a GIGANTIC nightclub with multiple bars inside. This wasn't no hideaway speakeasy, I'm talking full size Vegas style club. So fucking cool.

>>149551280
most of west texas (and new mexico and arizona) is nothing but chads, why would they be red hat?

>>149551259
>>149551280
Correction: conservative’s not the word. More like Bible thumping

>>149551311
tacos* I guess is the new phrase

>>149551305
Two pennants btw if you count 2000.

SEIYA

>>149551256
GOOD i don't do that gay shit

>>149551315
>west texas
>bible belt
learn geography

>>149551280
I would actually agree. Right of center but I’m not religious. Small town Texas is not the place to be. I’ve been to lots of small TX towns for work and made the mistake of turning down a church invite because “oh I’m not religious” people hate you viscerally after that

doyerpaco

Believe it or not the Athgods win tonight

>>149551307
Werner Herzog said LA is way more interesting than NY

>>149551086
>Hating on NYC honestly just means you're an ignorant hayseed
ur gay and ur proud homie

if you have to postpone your game due to weather, you should have to forfeit

>>149551353
There's like nothing to do in LA

>>149551331
I said Bible thumping, not Bible Belt. Christianity is basically law there

we are SO past 512, where is nu?

>>149551323
I bet on that little chigga to homer tonight praise China

Where is recycled nu?

recycle
>>149548623
>>149548623

>>149551364
oh no, welcoming communities with good morals, whatever will become of you!

>>149551356
ackshually I'm a permanently horned up heterosexual sweetie

lmao NY is for bitches. you like NY? STAY THERE AND BE A FAG

>>149551332
that sounds so alienating and oppressive

cam on sneks

>>149551378
>welcoming communities
Unless you're Methodist, Lutheran, Episcopalian, Catholic, Calvinist

>>149551382
naw bro you gay

>>149551353
Verner got shot during an interview and didnt even react. He's a psychopath.

>>149551477
that's cool as hell u just a bitch dawg all NY is gay as shit

>>149551368
I had a feeling he was gonna hit one too

mr clutch

>>149551423
gay for pussy

>>149548655
>>149548674
>>149548694
>>149549448
Are you retards blind or can you not see that says BE?

>>149548694
Lmao if I was American and saw this shit I would never sign up for the military, knowing that I'd be risking my life while fucking baseball umpires get treated better than me

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