Thread 149548623

Go Mariners
Go Mets

faggot

>>149548642
Rude!

death to flyovers

stupid faggot retards

Mariners RIGHT NOW!!!!

>>149548623 (OP)
doggie doos

Dodgers

Extremely based thread

for me it's Los Mets

soon

>>149548623 (OP)
FAGGOT

doyerchad

Bent Hooker home run next inning

>Emerson Hancock start
Nice win Royalsbros see you tomorrow

still can't get tripcode to work using the user##password format fml

I was saving a great post for the new thread, but then it took too long to be made and i forgot it

sneks

>>149548623 (OP)
Loves the Mets, loves dogs, likes the mariners simple as.

>>149551208
LA is the ultimate flyover, second only to Atlanta and it's Delta hub

NY is for gays and bitches son

>>149551430
Mariners and Dodgers just started this thread will hit 500 in an hour

>>149551427
Put a space after username newfren

Mad bitch

fundies are seething again

>>149551448
Atlanta can’t be a flyover cuz everyone lands there

>>149551474
we'll see

Flyover hicks think you fly over the airport and not to the airport lmao

It's pretty gay that the catcher has to pretend to like the ump so that he'll give him better calls.

I'm honestly Suprised that there isn't Kirkland glizzies supplying any MLB parks. I sure do miss their Polish dogs they had before inflation/Covid hit.

I have about 8 L's to distribute from the previous thread. You faggots can come and pick them up at your own convenience

>>149551496
Now you’re cookin with gas

Framing should be illegal and the pitcher should get charged a ball if the ump sees the catcher move his glove

>not giving your ump shoulder rubs during station breaks
are you kidding? In this economy??

if you like NY stay there and be a bitch homie

>>149551508
Nah just keep holding those L’s big dawg you’re doing great

>>149551508
>h-hey g-guys I’m h-handing out ells
LMAO

You guys are just lucky I’m not king. That’s all I have to say.

>>149551516
Genuinely believe catchers hurt themselves by over framing. Ball is on the corner and they drag their glove 10 inches

>>149551499
I like to taking the Amtrak to LA, driving to LA is a BITCH. You gotta leave like 2-3 am to not deal with traffic.

>>149551516
if the ump is using the location of the catcher's glove for strike zone, he probably shouldn't be behind the plate

strike zone ends 6 inches in front of the catcher's glove and starts nearly 10" in front (it's a 3d shape)

unless ur dodgers ur gay as shit

how do you hide the stubs of tripfags using ublock origin? someone showed me last time but it's been a while

Doyers

>>149551553
>ur dodgers ur gay

>>149551547
naw homie i gotta car

>>149551422
/we/ gotta get arms healthy
hancock is mid at best

Just get rid of the catchers glove in the first place. Let the pitcher cover the ball in sticky stuff then the ball can stick to the catchers chest armor so he doesn’t look like a cringe navy seal

>>149551514
hmmmmm

barfy doos

>>149551576
DODGERS #1 baby lets fuck em up

>>149551578
I have a car too, Amtraks are cozy rides, drink coffee or nap, don't gotta worry about 4 hour traffic in LA lol

>>149551545
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU

Can you guys tell Taryn that it’s over for me? Thanks.

>>149551549
ABS will be a vertical 2d square like gameday

>>149551558
I'd like this as well

>>149551599
The Amtrak up to Seattle is cozy to take in fall, especially if you get your own car

Julio really got a $200M contract despite not being able to hit anything on the outer half and not being able to keep his balance when swinging

What do you even need a catcher for anyway, just draw the strike zone on a wall and dip the ball in paint

give our guy JULIO URIAS another chance he aint no bitch

Seattle is my favorite city on the west coast. The only thing that sucks is the smell of piss and stupid amount of drug addicts. It's like a dingy Vancouver, but still nice.
t. doyerchad

Baseball ownership is just money laundering on a grand scale

>>149551440
Now THATS based

>>149551620
Isn't it the starlight amtrak? I saw a trip from LA TO SF, but had connecting buses :/

attaboyd

>>149551650
Seattle definitely has a hobo & piss problem but it’s S-tier to visit in summer. Absolutely gorgeous

The only thing catchers are good for is sexual innuendos

>>149551636
that's how we did it as kids, except it was water and a tennis ball

>>149551523
>>149551539
Nah you both got em

>>149551565
This guy gets a W though. Well played

>>149551660
I like that I’m not the only one who saw these and saved them kek

>>149551650
my brother moved to Seattle from Ventura County and he fucking hates it most of the year.

>>149551662
Babe, where’s dinner?

>>149551687
he look too black fuck that

>>149551692
you can’t move there from anywhere outside the pnw

>>149551697
Why are you pretending like 2hu is a girl? It's really weird, even for a non

>>149551601
I just watched that whole thing and it felt like I was looking at an alien species.

>>149551704
racism isn't tolerated here

>>149551507
The Polish dog went away before that.

reminder that astromiguel is a seething 'toid, do not reply to their posts

>>149551662
theres one train that goes from LA to Seattle. The train stops at Oakland but you need to get a connecting bus to go directly to San Francisco

>>149551713
>pretending like 2hu is a girl

Isn't that what he wants?

>>149551726
This, we’re all brown coastie mutts

My Jintsies on the board!

gah-bige

>>149551738
Ok

>>149551767
Already?!?

>>149551652
not if you made your bones in real estate apparently or the Lerners' wouldn't have sold the Nats

>>149551726
lmao ur a bitch homie

sex with kirsten

>>149551791
Already.

gd Kirsten is fine

>He doesn't live in his favorite city
shame

>>149551726
sticky this, mods

those shirts are dope

>just watched team in the top half bunt and sac for the lead
>go up in the bottom half and swing for the fucking fences
It's just laughable

>>149551479
this webm always makes me laugh

I'm here to watch the DOYERS!

>18 full games tomorrow plus the rest of the redsox game
tomorrow's gonna be fun

Wow mariners are frauds

FAGGOTNERS

A's Win!!

GG rays

mariner anon was so hopeful...

>>149551839
By bunt and sac for the lead you mean ignore coach and run into a guaranteed third out

1-2-3 !

>>149551861
how many double headers?

>>149551865
hancock is terrible
only pitching because /we/ cant keep starters healthy

>>149551887
The airballed throw after the go-ahead run was already scored.

>>149551898
4
padres phillies
tigers nats
mets brewers
reds redsox

>>149551905
Where's my fucking AAAce when we need him? Rotting in Tacompton? This is outrageous. This is unfair.

Big Dick Jansen says NO, BARVES

>>149551833
>tfw 18 innings of trolling poodrepacos tomorrow

>4 pitch walk
>45 pitches
>2nd inning
>two outs bases loaded
>bullpen exhausted

why does the manager have to tap his ears to challenge a call?

Gentlemen, what do the scouting reports say about the White Sox.

imagine having to postpone a game in the summer due to weather

>>149551905
>1.2 IP
>3 walks
>3 runs
>5 balls hit over 100mph
yeah i'm thinking cut this doo

took a screenie

Jansen is a fucking wizard. His balls captivate me, he throws these floating balls that seem to vanish into the catchers gloves. He should be investigated for voodoo trinkets and other black magic items.

>>149551987
Put them headphones on umpies

>>149551895
Love this lil nigga

>>149552002
she owes me sex

This nigga is gonna bail yo STANKIN azz out

>>149551996
In 10 years you won't be able to watch afternoon games here because of the heat in the summer

>>149551996
Why is everyone (other than illegals) leaving California

>>149552002
same

>>149552002
>Davin Fundberts
kek!

>>149551995
they're better than last year. can't assume anything.

>>149552017
very nice play
sadly /we/ will not score 3 runs tonight
already over

>>149551895
I thought she had a different name and the milf that played her retired?

>>149552009
>his balls captivate me

And that's as shutout. Back to .500 we go.

GG Braves. Fun game.

>>149552021
because they're poor

>>149552022
lol

>>149552039
Yes but I'm already drinking.

>>149552022
>thigha

>>149552052
What’s your salary?

>>149551996
After what happened in January I wouldn't mind a postponed game or two, we need another tropical storm

>11-6 last 17
>still dropped a couple games to houston
>check scores
>houston @ colorado
god fucking damnit houston is winning 100 aren't they

>>149552009
>his balls captivate me

>>149552061
Alcohol is bad for you

>>149551995
9-34 on the road. 'Nuff said

>>149552022
Hot.

>>149552002
not bad. everytime i take a screencap of her it gets her in an awkward expression.

>>149552061
Do they have pelicans in india?

>>149552076
I'll cancel it out later
>polo SLAP!
cool

>>149552064
more than yours, poorfag. you fuckers are looking for anything to deflect from the fact your team sucks.

>>149552002
Is she black or what?

>>149552002
Look, ANMFH, but....

>>149552088
I took about 8 and picked the one I like best. plenty of one eye shut/weird mouth ones.

groundoutani

>>149552103
I make 136k and I’m 32 years old. What’s your salary?

>>149552021
>high taxes
>high cost of living
>horrendous traffic
>tons of stupid regulation like you can't own a dirtbike or a riding lawnmower
Too much government and too expensive

Someone needs to destroy Manfreds weather machine

I bet on Suzuki, Ohtani, and Muncy to hit homer today!

Jo Adell is the best player on the Angels. What a time we live in.

>>149552002
Would

>>149552061
Based pelican enjoyer, for me it’s the kiwanda

>>149552071
look at the latest injury report

>>149551833
Waldron sent down, eduarniel Núñez called up. Saving grace of this season minus like our non existent offense.

I see pig roach has no intention of giving run support to Yama, as usual. This is gonna be a quick ass inning

>>149552121
you wouldn't lie on the internet, would you?

>>149552106
she's obv some kind of mutt but all her bios don't have any info about her ethnic background

>>149552061
IPAs are bad for you

>>149552061
>9% double IPA
i would get life threatening diarrhea drinking that

>>149552125
At least 1 or all 3?

>>149552021
cost of living is cheaper in other states plus state income tax is way lower

Pizza or tacos tonight?

>>149552121
He’s a US citizen and his parents are rich (MacBook user).

What the fuck is that ad in straightaway center at wrigley? Looks disgusting. Fuck you tom!

>>149552121
That's new grad money, this isn't 2009 LOL

RANDY!!!

>>149552169
i'll have a slice, thanks

>>149552117
yeah i can never get a good one

RRRRAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>149552121
i made around 125-140k in sales from 30-34 then switched industries, make just under 6 figs now but i'm much happier. money is cool anon but don't chase money your whole life

Willy gonna save this inning and get the pitch count up

>>149552021
It's extremely expensive. I don't live in the best area, but the houses here are $750,000 minimum. Imagine if you want to live in a good area, it's 1M unless you want a shack.

>>149552125
funny, ohtranny has the same parlay

>>149552002
>>149552194
How is she so pretty. I'm usually not attracted to black girls wtf

>>149552190
>>149552196
Randy!
too bad polo got picked off

>>149552159
three individual bets

>>149552150
I’m not lying. What’s your salary, cali richfag?

>>149552225
based psycho nigga, good luck

>>149548623 (OP)
>mest

Max Muncy is fat

that funky muncy

that walky muncy

>>149552169
Monday hot dogs
Tuesday tacos
Wednesdays hamburgers and chocolate milk
Thursday’s sloppy joes and burritos in a bag
Friday was pizza day, the best day of the week
All the kids would lineup extra early just to eat

>>149552233
Is this real

ELITE WALK RATE MAXIMUM MUNCH

>>149552233
>jeetropolitans

Attacarsie

>>149552259
choco milky :)

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy drive. This man just doesn't speed. You can almost hear him sneering "that was 0.16 mph under the speed limit" when asked how fast he was going. Highway patrols don't faze him. Then he'll get the last parking spot in the shopping center right in the front row. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

>>149552225
fav baseball bet is to take the entire home team to hit homers for a few bucks each

TEEEEEOOOOOOO

>>149552262
Yep, Mets are glowie affiliated

Whoa, Teo actually got a hit with RISP

>>149552219
she's a choco goddess

also:
TEOSCAR!

TEO

teo!
get this man back on track

>>149552262
I don’t post fake things
https://x.com/Kash_Patel/status/1940233647325683999

*punching motion towards the ceiling*
Teo!

TEO SPEEDWAGON

Teo!

YEAH

>>149552289
Retard

>>149552288
It's a dead giveaway when all the DC swamp and political establishment back them (they won't back the loser Nats). Chris Christie is also a fan iirc

>>149552230
enough that I own a comfortable 4 bedroom home with a pool near the ocean about 45 minutes northwest of Los Angeles.
now the real question: what is your team's record currently?

Doyerfags go to a game thread please I want to complain about my team

My pirates (:

No u

Here come the dodgerfags to spam the thread with all their dumb little catchphrases.

>>149552331
with the 2 white sox fans?

>>149552331
based redditor

>>149552331
it’s okay, you can vent while we eat free jumbo jacks

ANDY P

>>149552325
They’re from ny/nj

>>149552064
110k (between three jobs)
>>149552145
Ohtani is the type to abandon his lifelong friend and partner to cover his own gambling addiction, what do you expect?

>>149552351
fundies make ya seethe?

how tf is salvador perez still a major leaguer

Andy Double P!

>>149552331
what better thread to talk about the dodgers than in the dodgers general

also:
PAGES!

>>149552328
rent*

PANDAMAN

Andy P!

How was the Texas Rangers Jujutsu Kaisen Night?

ANDY P

PANDY FOR A DOUBLE

Turn the Pages

>>149552358
>free panda plate
>free yumbo yack
>free nuggies
we might get all three tonight

>>149552364
$110k is well beneath the minimum salary required to buy a home in SoCal

Pop That is not a family friendly song to play in the ball park

>>149552233
Nixon was also a Mets fan.
https://youtu.be/fesOTwr1hpY

Ah, so Conforto is in the starting lineup.

>>149552351
dats rite

>>149552362
Don’t reply to Twittertards

>>149552380
Nobody cares because the Dodgers didn't do it

>cumfarto
party over

>>149552328
Are you a millionaire? Put me in my place I deserve it, I couldn’t afford to live comfortably in Los Angeles with how much I make

>>149552402
is this a brag? that sounds depressing actually

Comfortie!

conforto coming in clutch

CONFORTO KEEPS THE LINE MOVING

>tfw even fucking Conforto can work a full count and get on base
>and Ohtani and Freeman can't
Dire

FACT: if emerson gives up 5 or fewer runs his ERA will improve

>>149552419
but I'm a doyerchad

CONFORTO

COMFY-TO!

CMON TIRDSONG

>>149552424
lol white sox are so bad

>>149552328
Based actual trust fundie FAGGOT

>>149552424
>>149552411
Apologize

>Comfy-to hitting
What a nice surprise

>>149552374
>projection
holy cope
also...
>won't answer the actual baseball question
lol lmao even

>>149552471
don't think i will

Nothing like using SNLA+ to listen to Tim Neverett instead of nelson

>>149552486
IAYC :^)

Yoshi finally getting run support and early

.........I doordash and live with my mom.....................

The Pope woke up for this horseshit?

>>149552402
I rent, why the fuck would I want to be a home owner before I have a wife and kids? What a meme.

>>149552490
damn san jose really went to the techie wolves RIP

BoMel got his option for next year picked up! What a Fucking vote of confidence! Now he can properly focus on the game and manage and Fucking win some games!

>>149551726
It’s not tolerated, it’s encouraged

Buffalo wings or soup and a salad?

[W]
gg guards

[W] C U B B I E D U B B I E
gg Guards cya tmrw

>>149552505
renting is retarded if you're making decent money. you get equity from owning a home.

>>149552409
He lived in new York/ New Jersey before he died

>>149552458
ERA is based on 9 innings anon. If he goes 5 giving up 3 his ERA stays about the same. If he gives up another run his ERA will climb

>>149552533
Super Salad

stFd!!!

>>149552539
Nice to see the good guys get a dub

>>149552503
Is the pope allowed to watch sports or anything secular ?

>>149552486
that's astro miguel who thinks he's going to get rich from crypto

>>149551687
looks like jonny

>>149552570
>implying an astromiguel could afford a house on the beach

The good guys won dat game

>>149552502
I applied to doordash two years ago and I'm still on their gay waitlist, same with grubhub and instacart. At least I have uber jeets and walmart spark....

>>149552570
I think there’s still some money to be made in crypto but the gold rush already happened. Making the right AI bet feels like the next massive chance at wealth generation

>White Sox best player is a former dodger
many such cases

don't reply to astromiguel

>>149552551
That first 2/3 inning of the season really hurt!

>>149552586
get amazon flex

>>149552577
he's not wrong

Should I cash this out or will the mariners come back

>>149552592
for me it's the trump phone

>>149552595
but it's an astrochad

>>149552533
Wings, but fix yourself a salad too
>>149552559
Yeah. John Paul II even created a sports office in the Vatican and Francis enjoyed footbol (being an Argie)

Only reply to M's posts

>>149552603
cash out, anon. try again tomorrow with your profit.

>>149552577
Imagine being a big fat retard wanna be eceleb and this is your angle kek

>>149552586
It's actually comfy in "small" towns with relatively light traffic. I basically get paid to listen to baseball.

>>149552608
>>149552595
>>149552328
sameposter btw

>>149552515
friend of mine has generational wealth because his grandparents owned rental properties and undeveloped real estate in san jose in the 70s. Sold all for many times what they paid. Put everything in some kind of trust fund paying annual dividends for the kids and grandkids

>>149552614
now this is based

>>149552603
Take the money and run.

don't give astro miguel a screenie

>>149552586
sex with ubel

>>149552559
I think he's allowed to check the scores and clear his throat in disgust.

Cmon Yams, you've got run support

>>149552577
what is this phenotype and why is it so common in new york

Jason Kipnis looks identical to when h played

wtf is this pitch count from Yama and letting them even get hits, it's the fucking White Sox

>>149552654
Its only been like 5 years right

>>149552646
yeah, wtf is this bs

>>149552650
Greek

>>149552603
Mariners ain't winning tonight. Bird in the hand

>>149552635
>everyone who insults my team is [insert team I seethe about regularly]
I see you're off the poodre wagon and have moved onto trashtros. when does it become the vagiants?

>>149552659
Yea I guess

>>149552675
Faggot, shut the fuck up.

>>149552675
Jints aren't consistently good enough for him to bandwagon

>>149552544
Gotta consider property tax, insurance, potential PMI tho. If you have a cheap rental you might be better off renting.

Business idea:
FIFA Club World Cup but for baseball
Doyerputos wouldnt stand a chance against Tigres de Caracas or Diablos Rojos de Mexico

Do any of you guys journal

>>149552622
Abuse of power. I even changed my sentence structure.

As an astroschad, Altuve is a fucking faggot lmao. Anyone still clinging onto him is a lifelong that only started watching after 2017.

conforto should take that paco a ball next inning

>>149552687
>poodres are good
>trashtros aren't cheating
double KEK

>>149552704
Is he still a janny

Am I imagining things or does Yamamoto pitches a lot better on the road?

It's so fucking over jintsbros

>>149552707
isn't he batting as shitty as Soto? like .250 or some shit but without the power.

jake the snake hit in 6 straight

>>149552544
This is good for normies who plan to make the exact same salary for 40 years. They need to start investing early. I am a consultant whose salary will hopefully balloon to ten times this amount when I have top tier clients and a bigger business. It would be retarded to lock myself in now limited to what mortgage I can afford with my Mickey Mouse salary

digits and kim gets on only for pig roach to gidp

>>149552719
He's excellent so far.

Aaron Judge
Juan Risoto
Shohei Doughtani
Alek Manoah

>>149552704
trooncase. gets'em evertim!

:(

>>149552689
I guess but if you're going to be somewhere for a while renting is just burning money. at least with a home you have a shot to come out ahead.

>>149552621
>I basically get paid to listen to baseball
Hell yeah I love listening to a comfy baseball game while doing deliveries, good taste anon
>>149552598
I'm waitlisted on there too but I haven't really checked on them in a bit, hope they let me in sometime soon.
>>149552636
Gigabased

SNEKS

Somebody make one of these for Panama

>>149552727
Like .230 and he's a pussy with a noodle arm.

>>149552707
he won't be at the all star game and I'm okay with this. he hasn't done anything since 2017 for obvious reasons

Snakes take the lead

>>149552533
Buffalo chicken caesar salad

KEK VAGIANTS

>>149552707
Was Altuve ever legitimately popular? I know he was good for a while but could never take him seriously. He's a turbo manlet

>Ohtani gets his parlay destroyed in the first inning
KWAB

>>149552747
It's why I have issued a fatwa against only having evening games.

>>149552586
>there's a waitlist for delivery services
Sucks to be in a flyover I guess. Signed up to drive wirh Uber in LA, was on the road making money the same day.

>>149552790
he can afford to lose, you can't

>>149552732
sounds like what you're doing makes sense for you

>>149552760
>dips paw into drinking water
My cat does this too. WHY

>>149552752
how long is Carroll expected to miss?

>>149552794
I do not want people in my car.

Ohtani is pitching for Hololive Night.

>>149552746
Consider the following
>$1400 apartment rent
vs
>$1600 mortgage payment
>$225 monthly property tax
>$100 monthly home insurance
>$75 monthly PMI
Why not rent and put away $600 a month? That's far more than the equity you'd earn early on in the mortgage

Halfway rankings

>>149552830
Manfred made Ohtani come back prematurely for hololive night

>>149552787
He was one of my mom's favorite players. So he had at least one fan.

>>149552830
>O-for-five with Hololive

>>149552836
It has been over a decade since rent was that low.

>>149552839
I feel like you need another tier

>Check in
>Business as usual

>>149552830
>look it up
it's true kek

>>149552839
Poodres are cooked

>>149552839
2 of the "legit" contenders have played the easiest SoS to this point

in fact, they are both playing the shittiest teams in the opposite league

>>149552839
SCABATT bros ww@

>>149552866
one of them is about to lose too KEK

>>149552794
I'm in socal too anon, if you mean rideshare uber i haven't tried that yet but i wouldn't mind giving it a shot sometime.

>>149552836
with those specifics renting would probably be preferable unless you're making good money and locked into the area for long enough for it to make sense.

>>149552873
>garbage timetani

>>149552887
Not even garbage time, pigroach is just garbage at this point

>>149552852
but why lie tho

>>149552898
>texas, specifically dfw
sorry to hear that

>>149552898
>flyoverville
Sorry, I meant in a real state.

I want to see Kershaw 3000

>>149552839
Trashtros Brewers Cards Poodres Giants belong in tier 3

>>149552898
I thought we were talking about Southern California prices

>>149552923
What’s the difference between Texas and Southern California? Other than surfing. I’m from the east coast

>>149552925
I'm going to get emotional

>>149552923
>>149552927
if you're in California then double all the numbers and the math works out even better in favor of renting lol

>>149552944
Less dusty and somewhat cooler weather in SoCal

>>149552944
>>149552950
I'm not in california.

poolio

>>149552926
you forgot to mention doyers

it's over (more than it already was)

>>149552961
texas is east coast?

why?

>>149552862
Their lineup and SP is cooked, yes. If they upgrade the lineup and pray to God Yu and King comes back, we can have a chance. Until then, shitty ass offense and slumping Tatis Jr ruins it all. Either smart sell/buy or sell sell for next season.

>>149552839
Are Yankees really in the hunt? All I hear from Yankees fans is that they need to fire Boone and that their record belies how fragile they are right now.

is this a fucking aussie commentating the mariners?

>>149552829
I dont want to work period but I need money

>>149552960
California is more expensive than whatever >real state you're referring to

>>149552990
they're not on pace for 110 wins so clearly the wheels are falling off

>>149552836
>$1400 rent
Yeah with three roommates maybe

>>149552990
They're 1 game away from third place, Rays and Jays catching up fast

shut up faggot lmao

holy shit what the fuck it's so over DFA Julio

What the fuck was that!?

hancock tacoma tomorrow

>>149553028
falseflag

ahahahahahahahahaha

>>149552944
>flat
>nothing to do
>in the middle of a massive shithole
>worst version of chicanos
>shit load of retarded republicans
>almost zero public land
>humiliated itself by freezing and killing a bunch of people due to poor infrastructure
The choice is easy for me, all DFW has is the cowboys and some gay little trinket shops.

>>149553028
i-i kneel.....

>>149553033
That was Julio's fault

>>149552870
Scabbin and Battin, that's my boys

you only know umps names when they're really good at their jobs

Did Ohtani go fucking blind or something? How are his ABs this bad

>>149553028
ERG mindfucked you

>>149552992
Former Mariner Ryan Rowland Smith.

>>149553051
Too excited for hololive night.

>>149553040
swap your last green arrow for "caught on fire" and you just described LA

>>149553047
hancock has been terrible today

>>149553051
he has an extremely high strike out rate so it distracts from his overall performance. he's the most productive dodger

>>149553049
Shut up Angel nobody likes you

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy eat. This man just doesn't fast. You can almost hear him sneering "that hot dog was 0.16 grams lighter than the Farmer John franks were" as he eats Dodger Dog 1. Super Dodger Dogs don't faze him. Then he'll devour a massive 16 inch Slugger Dodger Dog in two bites. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

>>149553040
>nothing to do
DFW is one of the largest metroplexes in the USA. There's infinite stuff to do.

>>149553067
He would have a quality start if not for julio fucking up two flyouts in a row.

>>149552977
Everything East of the Rockies is one giant coast
Captcha: DOYERZ

>>149553053
nice, that accent sounds so out of place in NA sports

>>149553051
His heart is reserved for Samurai Japan

>>149552977
The east coast starts at denver.

>>149553082
this is /mlb/

>>149553082
4chan is doyers clay confirmed

>>149552839
jints are in full blown freefall

>>149553081
One was a difficult catch Julio laid out for. That ball was crushed. The other was Julio being a retard. KC has 10+ balls hit over 100mph today

ANDY P

ANDY P

P
A
G
E
S

Andy P again!
one run away from free nuggs

>>149553111
Watch again, he was INDIAN STYLE not laid out (I'm being mean it was a difficult catch the second was egregious)

>>149553130
>INDIAN STYLE
you mean criss-cross applesauce

sneks :^)

For me, it's low effort plays.

>>149552836
Personally, I would only rent if I had no plans on ever starting a family and was young enough that career mobile flexibility made the most sense.

BEN WILLIAMSON FUCKS
>>149553138
Awkward.

>these are earned runs because it got charged as a wild pitch instead of a passed ball
gay

>>149553141
>andy reid
>andy p
nice

>>149553150
>hitting the other way
Mariners are allowed to do this?

>>149552836
What is the point of homeownership for the sake of "equity"
>Not as liquid as cash or stock
>Everything and everything that goes wrong with your house you are on the hook for the fix
>Crippling 30 plus year payment plan commitment

>>149553103
Uh no, 4chan recognize SD more.

>Philip River and boltman for 4chsn banner

Even legendary I'm sorry but did the Chargers lose green texting.

>>149553160
I want tom selleck to buy my reverse mortgage.

>batter strikes out batter with two outs but ball gets passed catcher and batter reaches 1st base
>Next batter hits a HR

I can't anymore jintsbros.

>>149553160
Our entire economy is based on debt. You'll always be encouraged to take out debt.

>>149553173
>>batter strikes out batter
but enough about ohtani

>>149553173
>batter strikes out batter

>>149553166
Babe, what’s for dinner?

>hawaii 5-0 theme
based dieter

>>149553166
>>Philip River and boltman for 4chsn banner
I think there used to be a banner for the famous "I'm sorry but did the chargers already lose?" copypasta, they should bring it back
Fuck we need new banners, it's been a decade since we got any.

>>149553151
nvm they fixed it to a passed ball

bitches love sosa

>>149553181
Carne Asada babes

>>149553178
>>149553180
Please forgive me. I'm seething rn

jp rbisingleford :)

Jay Pee Crawlford!

WE GOT ONE!!!!!!!!

>>149553143
>making $5000/game
>grew up in the DR
damn bro, act like you want to keep your job wtf

>>149553199
Are you a mestizo?

>>149553199
Thanks! Love you! <3

look lads just gonna fuckin say it

i hate baseball zen shit on mlb tv

would rather see a commercial i can just mute and ignore instead of the asmr shit that triggers my autism

>>149553202
there aren't sandy beaches in chicago

>>149553160
logic is you're locked in at one price
rent will continue to climb forever
you could potentiall refinance down the road for less interest
you'll never have a landlord reduce rent

>>149553223
is unc for real

>>149553221
They're too short to hate.

>>149553221
what they should actually do is just leave the camera up that's looking at the field with ambient noise (like the announcer or crowd shit), I don't know why they feel the need for that baseball diamond filling with dirt graphic with random sounds.

another option is what my radio station does which is play a clip from a random famous moment in baseball

>>149553223
they have pro beach volleyball tournaments in chicago lol

>>149553221
I actually like them, its different

>>149553221
for me, it's the mlb zodiacs

Ruining that anon's gambling session by winning the ballgame would be kino.

>>149553202
BEWBS!

>>149553242
god that shit annoys me so fucking much

Gentlemen, what are we eating for July 4th.

Cubs Sox meet up at montrose this weekend who is down we can reminisce about BAJP

>>149553254
Ur mum’s pussy lel

nu
>>149553229
>>149553229
>>149553229

HANCOCK IS BACK OUT AT 90 PITCHES TO START THE 6TH!
holy based dan I didn't think you had it in you SAVE THE BULLPEN!

>>149553246
+1

>>149553202
there aren't palm trees in chicago

OH JESAS OHTANI BOMB

>>149552898
Sunnyvale spotted

>>149554133
>still seething
you're gonna be crying in a few days