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Anonymous United States No.149549372 [Report] >>149549480 >>149549531 >>149549613 >>149549853 >>149549984 >>149550735 >>149553292 >>149564456 >>149565025 >>149565041
This is a sportsman
Amerifats explain yourselves
Anonymous Argentina No.149549480 [Report]
>>149549372 (OP)
Imagine if he cared about "soccer."
Anonymous Canada No.149549491 [Report] >>149553269 >>149565321
Anonymous United States No.149549531 [Report] >>149552634 >>149553285 >>149564274
>>149549372 (OP)
Imagine if he cared about soccer
Anonymous United States No.149549613 [Report] >>149553255
>>149549372 (OP)
>football lineman >:(
>sumo wrestler :)
They do.the same thing and therefore have similar body type for the task
Anonymous Mexico No.149549853 [Report]
>>149549372 (OP)
DeKwabonkus LaBobus Jerkins III
Anonymous United States No.149549984 [Report] >>149550312 >>149564231
>>149549372 (OP)
That nigga could outrun you, outlift you, and outfuck your bitch.
Anonymous United States No.149550312 [Report]
>>149549984
I hate that you're right
Anonymous United States No.149550735 [Report]
>>149549372 (OP)
White anorexic women have had their hymens stretched by this one beyond your wildest dreams. She holds your hand in church when she used the same hand to reinsert his snake inside her hole.
Anonymous Canada No.149550763 [Report] >>149551272
Anonymous United States No.149551272 [Report]
>>149550763
You’ll never be an American you’re a British rejected abortion. Not even an African American just a Canadian pussy.
Anonymous United States No.149552634 [Report] >>149553266 >>149554429
>>149549531
he's surprisingly fast for how fat he is
Anonymous United States No.149553255 [Report] >>149566591
>>149549613

Read somewhere that some NFL teams have looked into getting sumo wrestlers for offensive/defensive linemen but discovered they don't have the endurance to play a whole game.
Anonymous Canada No.149553266 [Report]
>>149552634
not really. i think were more amazed that he could run those 5 yards at all
Anonymous Brazil No.149553269 [Report] >>149564321
>>149549491
Are you american?
Anonymous Brazil No.149553285 [Report]
>>149549531
I would kill this obese guy in a fight
Anonymous United States No.149553292 [Report]
>>149549372 (OP)
>This is a sportsman
Anonymous United States No.149553363 [Report]
Imagine if we cared about nutrition
Anonymous United States No.149554429 [Report]
>>149552634
what's his cone and shuttle time?
Anonymous United States No.149562229 [Report]
Amerifats are a different species all together
Anonymous United States No.149562341 [Report]
>this is a sportsman
Anonymous France No.149564231 [Report] >>149564354 >>149564545
>>149549984
funny part is aside from the typical 4chan cuckoldry commentary, heavy based positions like Linebacker, which that fat ninja on OP probably is, a peak NFL prospect fatty could still outrun 99% of /sp/ as those heavies can run the 40yard dash under 5 seconds, with their beer gut swining like that... AT 300+lbs! And here's the proof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Ozz3rgKHU

NFL fatties are no joke.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149564274 [Report]
>>149549531
Desmond benjamin
Anonymous United States No.149564321 [Report]
>>149553269
Do you think Canadians don't have offensive and defensive linemen?
Anonymous United States No.149564354 [Report] >>149564452 >>149565123
>>149564231
That's not a linebacker, linebackers don't get that big. Linebackers are more classic giga nigga looking athletes that have to be huge and fast, like Luke Kuechly here. That guy is a lineman, who don't sprint around at all basically and just attack their gaps, they tend to be in that high 200's/low 300's range.
Anonymous France No.149564452 [Report]
>>149564354
welp, i'm no expert on that field so i'll trust your word, so how fast does a prime draft combine NFL ready linebacker usually runs?
Anonymous Germany No.149564456 [Report]
>>149549372 (OP)
imagine if he cared about ballet.
Anonymous France No.149564545 [Report] >>149564989
>>149564231
That's a 27km/h sprint. I don't know how I would do but it doesn't sound very impressive when put into numbers
Anonymous France No.149564989 [Report]
>>149564545
Yeah running 27km/h... AT 150KG
Anonymous United States No.149565025 [Report]
>>149549372 (OP)
He can still run a 40 faster than almost all of his haters
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149565041 [Report]
>>149549372 (OP)
>Get dat ass ova here, Antonella
Anonymous United States No.149565123 [Report]
>>149564354
>That guy is a lineman, who don't sprint around at all basically
They pretty much never sprint in games, but they absolutely explode off the line.

For Euroboos who don't realize how much a lineman can explode, check out these vertical leaps. There are a bunch of 300+ pound guys who can jump as well as NBA players.
https://www.nfl.com/combine/tracker/live-results/vertical-jump/ol/all-colleges/

NBA numbers for comparison https://www.nba.com/stats/draft/combine-strength-agility?SeasonYear=2025-26&dir=D&sort=STANDING_VERTICAL_LEAP
Anonymous Australia No.149565321 [Report]
>>149549491
Impressive roidtranny
Anonymous United States No.149566591 [Report]
>>149553255
You could probably get them into game shape if you got them working on their cardio far enough in advance, but the other issue is that despite the seeming similarity because it's fat dudes slamming into each other the sumo skillset doesn't really translate to football. The goal in pass protection isn't to get a guy off his feet or ring him out so much as to just not let him by you. You can't grab and hold (insert Chiefs joke), you can't hip throw people, you can't jab people in the throat or put hands in their face. Most sumo-style moves would be a penalty so all their training and experience is wasted and they have to unlearn all their tendencies.

That being said, I imagine a sumo could still make a fairly decent o-line prospect just due to size and strength, but the problem is you can't make the NFL by being fairly decent. All those guys are like the best of the best so some guy who's still figuring out how to even play football at all isn't going to be elite even if he is a physical freak. They could probably make serviceable college linemen at lower-tier programs but what Sumo's going to leave Japan to try and learn football at Sacramento State or wherever?