Thread 149551121

new champions edition

>Current and upcoming races
03.07 - 06.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
06.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
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Previous thread:
>>149500669

Should be "Tour de France Fever edition"

Girmay?

Europe would be less humid if you lot had more thunderstorms

FUCK W*UT

what happened to lamebert?

locked myself out of my country home. no cell phone, no keys, dark at night. hidden spare key in the yard is GONE, no way of contacting frens to help, no power tools to drill through the lock. ended up kicking the doorknob til it opened kek

who has the best thigh gap in pro cycling?

Pogacar is the cycling equivalent of capeshit

>>149548044
>>149548064
He attended and won a select few races according to his rider profile. Could have shown up to everything and been obnoxious like pooshart. If you're choosing to miss the point idk what ti say. Pair of mouth breathers.

>>149554381
this is a boomer general, don't talk about what you didn't experience

Jonas 'Salieri' Vingegaard

Belgian Superstar Dirk DEMOL greatest moment eber!!1

>>149554823
Another retarded comment from the north African. Cyc has been really retarded recently wonder if it's the weather but then again bar wasn't high before. Cyc is a pro pooshit general after all. Also bonkers no counter points just >ur not allowed to disagree with us ur bad.

thoughts on yanina kuskovas NEW look? she seems to be going for the classic goth aesthetic

>>149555629
Disgusting whore
Also kill yourself

>>149555629
Neck tattoos AND lip filler? Sign me up!

>>149555629
She needs a strong gringo from texas to save her

>>149555662
>>149555669
say it to her face, she doesnt play games

I have to admit I never thought it would be possible but burger schizo really is worst than the brit

>>149556209
American Exceptionalism at its finest

awww yeah here we go

>>149556209
what if i pull off The Great Escape and marry her though? whos laughing then? she needs someone to comfort her after the exertions

>>149556279
>Remco rated same as Fish
great success (but also delusional)

>>149556279
favourite son skjelmose shown the door

>>149556279
How could he put my boy Matty down there with the frauds, has-beens, and never was?

>>149556279
they don't realize how shit remco is at climbing do they. People like this don't watch the races.

>>149556444
he's probably watched more cycling this year than you have in your whole life

>>149556457
then he's a retard, not that much better to be honest.

>>149556444
He will easily finish third

>>149556515
Yes, but putting him on the same level a jonas is retarded ( which is what this star rating shows ).

He's more in the Joao zone.

>>149556549
5 star = winner
4 star = podium
3 star = top 5
1/2 star = top 10

He isn't saying he's as good. This isn't about the overall win otherwise Jonas would be maybe 2 star at best.

Last time Remco dropped everyone on a climb in a stage race was 3 years ago

>>149556611
He only needs to not get dropped by Almeida & co.

Calling Bertele:
My sandals finally gave and I will be buying barefoots.
I remember you recommending Panta, I think I may go for those with a leather footbed.
Any other I should look into?

it came to me in a dream, that there's gonna be big rain at thursday, even though forecast showed clear no wind weather till sunday. lo and behold, they issued storm warning today. it's happening, berts. I'm gaining precognition powers just in time for TdF drama

>>149556671
so you basically saw the popular riders today page on PCS?

want to adjoost but my team is perfect. I peaked too early.

>>149556671
Big Rain already booked some delivery on Thursday here too.
First Big Heat, then Big Wind with Big Rain in the end.
So then dear Rusbert, give me The 6er to pick who will be super obvious in two weeks tops.
>>149556629
Nevermind, I have found the perfect build and aesthetic, and they're Polish, and they're quite near me and they're half price of anything else.
Monk Sandals.
This pig will be paying, oink.

>>149556723
2bh I really want to pick big Kev for 6 points, but his category placement makes it almost impossible

>>149555465
kek malding
keep at it champ

>>149556353
fishboy won't even podium

>>149556738
Big Kev is already at my Dzika Karta, I am not risking some 6 sprinter when there are 20 bretty good guys to contest every sprint.

Red Bull Bora Hansgrohe will 1-2 this very the Le Tour de France GC
Do as you will with this information

>>149556721
This strategy made me pick Landa

>>149556837
This was a graet pick. He would have easily whooped all the ass there was to whoop.
God just works in mysterious ways.

>He couldn't hide his disappointment, and rumour has it that he has since trained as if he was obsessed with pure rage that the backlog was bigger than he thought. He has also been able to take comfort in the fact that his improvement between the Dauphiné and the Tour last year was quite enormous,
Remco IN

>It's just barely enough to strive for more than 3rd place in the Tour. The gap to Pogacar and Vingegaard was too great in the Dauphiné for it to be realistic to strive for more. And even though I still have him as the favorite for the overall 3rd place, I'm definitely not sure it's his.

>In addition, his performance in the Dauphiné was too disappointing, when he still has a history that does not dictate that you can just count on him to always perform as he did in 2024. I would also have been more comfortable with him on another route. Last year's route was also very back-heavy with some violent mountain stages in the last half of the race, and here Evenepoel showed that he can handle such a violent menu as the one that awaits this year, but considering the durability problems he has had in the past, it is on a route like this that he can crack. He is certainly not the same natural climber or equipped with the same durability as Vingegaard and Pogacar.

adjust that
Remco OUT

>>149556279
new axelgod format kinda good
also lipogod gonna surprise in the passes

>Reason Ineos have been late to announcing their Tour team is because Dave Brailsford is back in a big way. He’s deciding the tour team. Was being finalised last night
fraudismo is even more back on the menu and pacing for no fucking reason

>>149557014
adjusted chutefield IN for breakaway points

>sunny, no wind and 30C during the day
>during the night, drop of 10C, warning of severe thunderstorms, local cloudbursts, hail and gusts of wind
what the fuck is this weather

>>149557014
Dave is back and they're getting cash injection from new sponsors, Ineos are back.

>>149557040
Summer

>>149557014
they do have an excellent team for pacing. unfortunately no GC guy

honestly slippy G should go for Polka dots and stage wins in his last TDF

>>149556850
>Admits he is a rage filled mental midget
Dude is Ben OConnor with a time trial
Shant pick him

>>149557108
G is not that kind of rider

>>149557108
I would be shocked if he gets a top 10. I imagine he'll be slaving for one of the hispanics. Ineos is a hispanic team nowadays.

Post TdF Visma jersey. 3 jerseys in one season

Mad how poogacar is painted as a really cool great nice guy whilst him an his team openly discuss revenge. That's not a good trait, it's actually really petty.

>"we want to defeat him on this stage because he defeated us there previously!!"

Meds are so pathetic

>>149557211
we're so back, Rabobank sisters

>>149557238
that was an insane roster in hindsight

>>149557249
>anime, vos and avb in the same team
imagine the betrayals

>>149556444
Climbing is just time trialing but uphill

>>149557466
not when you obliterate yourself by trying to follow pog and vinge doing 8w/k. memco needs to race this tdf like CRAS

>>149557466
Road stage is just a mass start time trial

>>149557573
ahem

>>149557621
that was silly idea

>>149557659
That was just a fun thing to do for the public and the photographers at the start of the stage

>>149557964
very whelming team

tfw the tour doesnt start until the weekend

>>149557621
this was kino though

>>149556279
Where are the Colombian rockets?

Only 5 Danes at the tour.
The golden generation is over.

>>149557964
looks like Rodriguez is on path of jihad

>>149558553
mads will watch

>>149558559
looks like Laurance is on path of MAL

>>149558720
that fist is almost as big as his head wowza

>>149558553
The CSC/Saxo bank generation won more monuments than the "golden" generation

>who best
>will be climber
>the

some updates on that etoile de Besseges debacle

>>149558967
My money is on Barguil

I have a secret pick
stage 10
for the secret best stage of the race

>>149558967
With all these HC finishes there's no way the yellow jersey doesn't win it

I have consumed the latest and final netflix season. They spend multiple episodes highlighting Decathalon failing to win anything, meanwhile they give literally all of 5 minutes of the episode to Bardet and Vaucquelin's victories. Very gay. They Girmay and Cavendish episode is good though

>>149557975
get a job

>>149558553
nothing good lasts forever

How come cycling doesn't have a sticker album? I would probably buy one and fill it if it was made by Panini.

>>149559137
I just watched episode 1 and thought it was very good.

>>149559137
watched the first 5 min and know it's gonna be good. these netflicker lads just know how to make good documentaries

>>149559193
There is one by Panini though

>>149559420
This years? I can only find last years edition

Total TdF jersey. Is there even one team that doesn't do one nowadays

>>149559441
I type "panini tdf 2025" and it's the first result

>>149559448
Commemorative innit, people will be more inclined to buy them

Imagine unironically watching Tour de Slop documentaries on netflix
Then when a "good guy" wins a stage they cover it for 5 minutes
>gosh i really wanted to see more from that kino sovl bardet win :(
Do these netflix series show them shooting up?

>>149559469
Interesting

>>149559489
How you get such good results in goombler if you don't watch? Because you partake huh? We know it's you Magnus.

>>149559193
they had one at this year Giro

>>149559590
Well I haven't seen any of them in stores

>>149558967
putting the house on Lenny

>>149559620
maybe they printed very limited amount. I remember they were showing it to the riders before some stage at the first week and it was a bit sad, because it featured Landa front and center

>>149559665
based Eetvelt believer

>>149559620
>>149559709

cycling isn't at the sport trading card stage yet

Country with the most riders in TdF startlist since 1990:

1990-1993: France
1994-1999: Italy
2000-2002: France
2003: Spain
2004: France
2005: Spain
2006: France
2007: Spain
2008-2025: France

Funny how you can see the EPO era in the 90s and also the dirty 2000s with the Spanish state doping. Belgium is getting really close to France since 2024 too

please someone trade cards with me so I can get rid of the laporte card that came with the tour de france magazine

>>149560676
>Spanish state doping
I'm still mad they killed the puerto case

PCS Pro gives you access to the first first participations, birthday during race and injury history statistics. I don't think you wanna miss out on this

>>149560676
>Spanish state doping
They should get the same treatment as the russians.

netflix drama status?

>>149560811
But why did't they get it? It's a mystery

>>149560847
Probably too much money involved with FIFA

Nothing is more important to me than the cyclists safety. I think it is important.

>>149560829
season 3 is on lookmovie already

>>149561006
How do you rate it from a natty to dopage scale?

>>149561041
can't say yet. gotta watch it tomorrow

My prostate is killing me

rounder wheels, la

with a bat, of course

>>149561300
(in an uphill sprint finish on a medium-mountain stage)

heh

>>149561708
>We train the best
Wasn't pog training "wrong" until last year?

tour de france starts this weekend

>>149561878
when is the presentation

>>149561732
is the bald fraud still there? it would be funny if the guys he coaches are noticeable worse than the other riders on the team

>>149561915
i'm not sure, i'm so underprepared i dont even know where it starts

>>149561708
Just pedal harder dummy

>>149561936
Ayuso is coached by him

>>149562122
its all coming together now

>>149561936
>>149562174
according to mou posts (lol) from 2024 he was still training Ayuso, McNulty, and Almeida at least. Almeida started training under Sola this year (evidenced by Sola constantly posting about only him and Pog on twitter), which makes it even more hilarious how good Almeida's been. Is San Millan this big of a fraud?

>>149560676
boring

>>149562283
>according to mou

>>149562446
country with the most riders in the Volta startlist:
10000BC - 2025AD: Portugal

Time to admit it /cyc/. You're team fish this year.

Right who is going to pintack the tour? One of us has to do it. Can't stand by and let some runtish twink from the balkans win in his same faggot style. Pintack and make the stages unridable.

I elect "stopped watching this sport" for the pintacking.

>>149562515
yes well

>>149562283
he's a zone 2 cultist
he thinks it can cure cancer

Tourist here is Jumbo Pissma good this time?

>>149562867
He is not the same after he got long hair and started to transition

>>149562888
tried a Z2 ride this morning, haven't done one I years
it was awful, like I knew it would be
if you're not touring somewhere with some nice views, Z2 sucks all the fun of cycling, fuck it

>>149563271
they went beyond winning, which is basically losing. that's all you need to know.

>>149557249
that was a stacked team damn

https://www.highnorth.co.uk/articles

found this site while researching the bald fraud. looks like some interesting stuff to read there

>>149563337
thats a good way of putting it

>>149562950
Wtf this is worse than UAE

>>149563271
Their victory (once the asterisks are added) is all-but-assured

>>149562587
We need someone with FLIR at the top of the climbs to document the motor in Pog’s bike

>>149563586
Or just a bat

>>149563613
Would be better to expose his fraud than to make him a victim

Would be cool to get a gang of 1000 thugs all on a climb to just push every single rider off their bike. Could probably pay albanians to get it organised.

>>149563626
The motor is in his blood anyway so you'd need to complete a field autopsy in about 10 seconds before being swamped by angry cycling cucks and of course, french police.

>>149563730
Fucked

>>149563730
>remember to wear a helmet when you ride drunk
just forget all about drunk cycling is a crime and fucking stupid

>>149561708
Seeing pogacar without a shirt massaged here it's just crazy how skinny and sleight these guys are, and pogacar would be considered one of the more muscular climbers

>>149563730
Fuck around and find out
100% his own fault and he is an idiot who only got himself to thank for his current place in life

Test

>>149566487
Cool

Tell me something Berts, picrel, would you characterize it as an actionable threat? Do you believe it is worth a pass revocation and permaban? Does it warrant a knock on the door?

Let me know what you think!

>>149563456
by now there 33 world, 10 euro, 5 oly and 44 national titles across disciplines between riders in that photo >>149557249
not counting silvers and bronzes

>>149562888
zone 2 is good but bald fraud is a one trick pony in an arena that requires one to be on the cutting edge of everything. there's a lot more adaptation pathways besides zone 2. intensity and heat training, not to mention the whole recovery and fueling stuff.

bald fraud is a typical academic fraudster who only needs to have one big idea and just self promote and pretend it's everything.

>>149562448
mou's a retard and a nutter but he does have good info on pogi. he's like a crazy uncle to his girlfriend or something

The opening stage will be very sought after by sprinters because while winning a stage in the Tour is a pretty big deal the winner also gets to wear the yellow jersey for at least a day which many consider an even bigger prize

>>149571856
The whole first week will be pretty crazy, I can't see GC teams doing a lot of controlling so it's going to be a free-for-all for stage wins.
Maybe after the TT some GC team will start doing shit if they need time back.

*shart*

>>149566559
LMFAO
a) who reported you? Probably same cunt that reports my every post
b) jannies got better after the hack for a few weeks, they're clearly back to their old vindictive ways. I made some nonce joke and got perma'd yesterday.
c) what happens if it violates law is they forward the post and IP to law enforcement so you're probably on a list that they don't take serious. When I went crazy a few years ago and said I'd kill the queen overnight my PC ran like absolute shit for a month

L0L

>>149572247
this can't be real

Is there a collage with all the Bertollo stage profiles for the coming tour?

Just a prior warning that there will be a lot of 'fell for it again awards' posted during this tour. We should enjoy the hype whilst it lasts.

>>149572387
oh wow, it's actually alright

>>149572387
pas normal, but they fucked up the ratio of the colors to match the logos

>>149572387
Thats not the Belgian flag, the Belgian flag is a vertical triband instead of a horizontal one

>>149572441
>vertical triband
can confirm. This anon genuinely knows his flags.

Pogacar winnind the next 7 tdfs would still be more fair and acceptable than fish ever winning another GT.

Liking poogacar is akin to watching capeshit.

Axelgaard added Tobias Johannessen to his list of favourites

>>149572932
MAYBE for a top 10. If all the stars align. I still doubt it though.

>"During a sprint, you can have a lot of questions in your head, which is not always good. You have to sprint more on instinct. Last year, I sometimes had too many questions. And too much is too much."

De Lie operating on pure instinct is BACK

/cyc/‘s opinion on creatine for cycling performance? Does it make a difference for pros vs amateur?
Not sure how the weight gain vs power/recovery aspects trade off

>>149574322
Beta alanine instead there is tangible different. Creatine is not particularly suitable to cycling unless you're a track rider in which case the water retention will be diabolical. Can make more need for water so you get a little dehydrated. Overall just not suitable maybe some dork will come with an epic study though.

>>149574322
Some bert ITT recommended Beta-Alanine instead of creatine. First impressions are very good. I noticed immediate weight gain due to water retention with creatine but legs felt painful quickly. Beta-alanine legs felt less painful

>>149574322
What's up with the Big Creatine propaganda lately?

>>149574412
Beta alanine is absolutely goated as a performance supplement once you get past the tingling phase at least

>>149574442
What dose should you take?

>>149574322
/cyc/ is beta-alanine + l-citrulline general

almost time

Im giving this cheap pre workout a try

>>149574915
She gets better looking every year

>>149572215
I don't know man, I feel like my post is very clearly a little joke about how expensive CoL is getting and not actually a vow to unalive the weißhausmann, I think even the jannies should get that

hello

>>149575270
here he is. the rat thief

>>149571856
Thank you Sean. Anyways

I watched Dora the Conquistadora and know how to handle rato swipers.
anyhow, ciclismo. t -2 I repeat t -2.

yum cheese

>>149575280
never done such thing

>>149575436
they're watching you, mister

>>149565481
People make mistakes, dude is fucked for life. You sound pretty miserable

tramadol life

please watch the hommes

>>149575465
Roglic looks like a school teacher

sure thing, grandpa

I've now spent a few days with the varia. I wouldn't call it a must have, but it is quite nice when you're on like small rural roads with little traffic and you sort of relax, you get a nice little notification when a car is coming up from behind. Previously I'd sometimes be a little shocked when suddenly a car zooms past me after not having seen one for a while. It also means you have to check over your shoulder less while riding. Handy feature, especially if you misten to music, I paid 150€ for it (including a light) so I'm happy

>creatine
>Beta-Alanine
>Pre-Workout
berts have fallen to the big scam
what happend to good old chicken with rice, bananas + carbs in your drinks
why you all tryharding so much

>>149575562
Please get with the times grandpa, all you need is BIG protein bars on your dies

>>149575589
fuck protein bars they are fucking vile
i bring Haribo candy, bananas and salty peanuts with me on my rides (if they are long)

>>149575589
I'm allergic to something in most protein bars. When I worked retail, my friend and I would buy different brands on lunch to compare and contrast, and every one of them would cause a reaction. I was preferential to Quest bars when they weren't making me want to die.

Next year the womens tdf and giro will start right after the mens races. How does everyone always fuck this up. You put the women races first as a lead up to the event, After 3 weeks of hard watching everyone wants a break from watching that sport. This week before the tour would have been perfect for a femme tdf.

>>149575818
>After 3 weeks of hard watching everyone wants a break from watching that sport.
?????

>>149575818
personally i wont be watching the TDF after Hautacam stage since then the race will be over already

>>149575818
no one cares about womeme sports

>>149575872
so many fucking 50 points stage that should in no way be 50 pointers

>>149563730
>normgroid cyclist gets what he deserves
HA-HA

>>149575929
she is so damn ugly

>>149574322
creatine can cause painful cramps if you do heavy cardio
had one last year, woke me up in the night and went on for over an hour

regardless of cycling performance you should just take creatine for the other benefits. it probably makes you slower because of the added weight but could help with recovery and muscle wasting after exercise. basically take it post.

>The miracle happened and Kristoffer woke up, but it soon became clear that he would never be the same again. There was no reaction, he was completely cross-eyed and couldn't speak.
lmfao

>>149575929
That is the most effeminate pose I think i've ever seen a (male) pro athlete make

>>149575946
you say that about everyone. post face (you wont)

https://www.teamvismaleaseabike.com/blog/food/foodcoach-recipes-summer-inspiration/
what kind of boring ass food is this

>>149576062
ofc i wont
im not gonna post my face on 4chan im not fucking retarded

>New rule on restricted gear ratios to be tested at Tour of Guangxi
>The UCI have announced restricted gear ratios will be tested at the season closing WorldTour race in late October. They have also claimed their analysis reveals rider error as the leading cause for in-race incidents.
>During the proposed test, the maximum permissible gear ratio will be a 54x11, which would take the bike 10.46m with one crank revolution. This move is designed to restrict overall race speeds, which it is believed contributes to the rash of accidents and injuries and have been increasing in recent years.

>>149574832
My dad is on 3g a day because he's competing at the moment, I was on 5g a day if I recall when I was doing a lot of weight training. I think you have to 'load' first and take a few days of a higher dose I'll have a look

>>149574983
That's a lot of caffeine and doses look low on some of those. Natural pre work out are expensive but moderate doses of ginseng, natural caffeine at 40mg and a few other substances like black pepper. Guarna extract I think was the best, mixed with certain amino acids, ginseng, black pepper etc gave a really strong highly focused state and wasn't jittery.

I don't think they make it anymore but those are things to look out for you don't want to be jittering away, that's where the ginseng and amino acids help and guarna I don't think has the chemicals in coffee which fuck you up and raises blood pressure.

>ginseng
>black pepper extract
>3g-5g beta alanine per day
>natural based caffeine

Things like taurine I never felt a difference but they accumilate effects the more substances you have. I would be interested how that pre work out goes for you. I would steer far away from creatine.

>>149576082
honestly a huge uci W

>>149576050
At least he'll never have to watch united ever again

>>149575545
Varia always looked really cool. Seems like a lot of alternetives on the market like the wahoo. Price is good too, have you camera? You need cameras too. Blocky action cam below a flashing light changes drives conduct.

>>149557014
We are SO back

kek

Can Dirk DEMOL, a Belgian whos never won a major race in his life, influence the outcome?

>>149575519
teaching Lipowitz his signature move (chuting)

Trek's TdF special paintjob

Israel's special jersey

>>149576425
their bike in trans colors

FDJ's special jersey

back in my day, the only alternate jersey's you got in a season where champions and classification leader's jerseys

>>149576500
>they forgot about me

>>149576425
>blood pooling
Not sure this is the message they wanna send in this era

>>149576425
Why is the Star of David firing off one of its corners towards the east?

>>149576672
lmao thats kinda based

Whats the Tour kit of those fashion maap niggas of Jayco and EF?

>>149576808
yet to be unveiled

>double checked
>still pronounced it wrong

>>149576838
the only acceptable anime on a bike

>>149576435
that's a nice gesture, i have a lot of respet for transpeople because it must be a hard life for them so i admire their conviction. so it's nice to see this little tip of the hat to their struggle

>>149577375
status = humbled

Tour de France 1952. Coppi died in 1960, Ockers in 1956. Bernard Ruiz? STILL ALIVE. What do you say about that

>>149577417
Siestas are truly a powerful force

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8tCXx98ZVI

Sibiu stream

>>149577528
the tourism video montages only confirm my racist stereotypes about romanians

>>149577582
I only two things about Romania(ns): they hate Top Gear, and they have extremely high rates of HIV infection

Why did they get rid of the prologue. Much better than a boring flat first stage

we figured

>>149577596
the only romanians I can name off the top of my head are former dictators and current conti shitters like RAILEANU

>>149577635
give him ze ritalin script. imagine the descending

>>149577643
Corneliu Codreanu

LOVE: Flat women
HATE: Flat stages

>>149577635
Self diagnosis faggots need to shut the fuck up. Also being a shit person doesn't make for having ADHD.

>>149576133
In my experience, if you think you should be recording retards on the road for your safety, big cameras that the driver can see are more important than the camera itself. Drivers don't notice the varia camera, so they act like the usual retards instead of being careful because they think they're being recorded

>>149577967
Wish I was a burger so I could open carry a rifle when going for a ride.

based gravel appreciator

>>149574322
costs nothing and feel great on it. sleep better and sharp as a tack. whatever about actual sporting performance benefits which might be nothing.

>>149577967
Yes this is what I have, action cameras in boxy cases. It is clear I have a camera because I have flashing lights just above it. I have noticed more cautious passes since having cameras. All cyclists should use cameras and collectively report misconduct which will change the culture. Riders will fear the cyclist and become automatically cautious even if they can't spot a camera, there may still be one. I have my camera because it's visible and honestly, if I get hit and die or vegetabled then at least my family can have a sense of closure and a case for the police to pursue.

This hobby is extremely dangerous, people don't understand how bad it really is. And it gets worse as roads are busier and attitudes in society are increasingly reckless .

>>149574983
that looks under dosed
I only use it on BIG training days or races

imagine the press if that happens. they won't shut up for days

>>149576215
top lel

the collector will be happy, of course

>>149578097
I can already see then german commentator wet himself

>>149578022
based take

you now remember Laporte

>>149578097
Hopefully he has a fatal crash

Rusbert should i watching this new S3 or is it just normie slop

>>149578194
so far it's pretty in line with previous two seasons. I'm only at episode 4 right now. didn't like that Decathlon episode. Bennett is such a downer, it sucks all excitement out

>TV 2 hyrer Tyler Hamilton som Tour de France-ekspert
WHAT THE FUCK WHY?

oh right there is the team presentation today

>>149578217
>Axelgod and Tyler Hamilton team up for vinderbud, stage reviews and after stage analysis
i did not have this on my 2025 bingo card lol

ah, there it is

>>149578392
>>149578410
>OH NOOOOO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT HELPING ME SECURE MY PODIUM BY RIDING AWAY WITH POGACAR AND I GIVING AWAY ALL CHANCE OF WINNING IF YOU GET A PUNCTURE
i love Remco but he is not the smartest lad around

>>149578392
>>149578410
>>149578421
NEVER PULL

>>149578421
honestly Remco is mostly mad deep inside not by the fact that Jonas didnt pull but because they dont give a shit about him when it comes as a threat in the overall

>>149578392
>>149578421
Pretty sure the pogi haters on Twitter tried to pin it on him instead of remco.
Obviously this was the right move

>>149578471
yep im saving this one

>>149578421
such boring robot nerds. they wouldn't change tactics even if it benefitted them. stick to the plan

anybody ever heard of wulibike.com?
I desperately want picrel but they are the only ones selling it and its suspiciously cheap, so probably trash

>A study conducted by the specialist site buycycle shows the overwhelming superiority of the two-time Nordic winner in this area of the number of searches on the Google search engine (the study covered one year, from April 1, 2024 to March 31, 2025).
>There's not even a match between the two great rivals. With 673,000 monthly searches, Vingegaard tops the statistics with almost twice as many queries (368,000 for Pogacar).
I don't know how the fuck they found this. Google Trends shows Pogacar more popular than Vingegaard and I mean it's obvious anyway

>>149578217
Does he even squeak Danish?

>>149578655
All cyclists squeak Danish

>>149578655
lol no

Kek based ASO kwabbed this annoying fuck

>>149578392
The way they showed this stage was so fucked, they implied this happened after the last gravel sector right before the finish, and didn't even show pog and remco attacking, they just magically were away all the sudden, it made no sense. It was such an exiting stage why not do it justice? They spend way too much time faffing around with French DS constantly complain they are poor

Terrible editing, I guess because they knew it was canceled they got really lazy this season, its really boring and hard to watch.

>>149578523
Episode 6 is about Girmay and Cavendish, there's some great shots of Jasper absolutely losing his shit because he can't win a sprint

>>149578688
that's absolute mickey mouse bullshit from ASO

>>149578688
That's actually really disrespectful and petty. I cannot stand the french.

>>149578689
people like underdog success story

>>149578688
>Let's piggyback on the tour to get our brand on camera without paying up
No shit this got kiboshed, no free advertising allowed

>>149578742
he can put his van wherever he wants on public roads. no obligation for cameras to show him. absolute dirt from ASO. I would 100% ignore it

>>149578688
How is that even enforcable? Will this apply to every random company van along the route?

>>149578578
Wikipedia pageviews are another metric.
https://pageviews.wmcloud.org/?project=en.wikipedia.org&platform=all-access&agent=user&redirects=1&start=2024-04-01&end=2025-03-31&pages=Tadej_Poga%C4%8Dar|Jonas_Vingegaard

>>149578776
this
the race is on public roads what the fuck is ASO gonna do about it

>No MADS
>No BJERG
>No FUGLSANG
>No KRAGH
>No JUUL-JENSEN
>No ROLF SØRENSEN
>Three weeks of pogawinslol


I am NOT watching this garbage tour

>>149578813
>>No ROLF SØRENSEN
literally no one serious about ciclismo watches Tv2 dogshit anymore

>>149578776
I'm not arguing in favor of ASO, it's just obvious it was always going to end up being a problem

>>149578847
it isn't a problem. that's the point. they're being cunty for no reason

>>149578688
Couldn't he just do the Marlboro F1 strat?

>>149578861
I hope he has something planned. Paint the van bright pink or something.
This has annoyed me nearly as much as the Carcasonne graffiti

>>149578813
>JUUL-JENSEN
Saw him the other day. Small and cute.

>>149578844
I cannot watch cycling if there isn't someone loudly coughing in my ear.

Hail ASO, hail Prudhomme. Stephan van der Zwan belongs in prison

>>149578523
Question is, for who are those stages that Jappe can survive (while Merlier and Milan are dropped) if Alpecin ride for him but Grug is also capable of making a move from far?

I wonder if their main goal is just winning as many stages as possible and not caring for green.

>>149578813
>No FUGLSANG
team birdbros...

>>149578688
Almost invisible? How can he lure children into that van then. Then again, they will be harder to find for the authorities...

>>149578813
giving up on fishboy already?

sad!

>>149578688
Didn't he recently post a photo of the entire branded "fleet" ready for the Tour?

>>149578942
giving up?
we never started believing

>>149578803
I'll just park vans all the way up the ventoux advertising my company then, shoudlnt be a problem

>>149578923
Are you Berts coming for his last race?

>>149578688
with their PCS Pro bullshit they are a commercial entity and ASO rightfully should treat them as such.

>>149578974
*bzzz bzzzz*

>>149578972
indeed
park it on the platue

>>149578997
'ello?

Decathlon episode kinda boring. Maybe it would be interesting for a casual who doesn't know that Bennet is washed up and did nothing in the race.

>>149579090
doesn't help that he's a charisma void

>>149579141
yes well er he is from the same town as Sean

>>149579090
I mean, last time O'Coomer did nothing in the race too, but it was fun to watch him melting down

Presentation is live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJadkgheq7w

we live from Lille

>>149579165
where is it?

ok, this couple therapy session was awkward as fuck

>>149579218
what do you mean where

>>149579157
Sometimes randomly comes into my mind him screaming into his radio for no reason, the most cringe thing I've seen in cycling by a long way.

Cofidis will somehow get away from this race with minimum one stage win

>>149579319
he is such a kwab

english broadcast where? i dont speak frog

>>149579316
Renard is winning a stage

>>149579316
I now remember Dylan Teuns

>>149579218
It's in Lille in France

what the fuck is that stage design
having a circle stage is such a bad idea lol

>>149579383
It's a circle, like a wheel, it's poetic, it rhymes

>>149579360
HBOMAX duh

what the fuck is that hat lol

Please give us Memco with one of those hats

>Die Lie
mister mickey mouse farmer

>>149579421
Astana chads with a cool hat

>Lotto
>No chance of winning
poetry

>>149579319
It's impressive that he can (somewhat) function as a pro cyclist with so much neuroticism/anxiety.

how many victories rusbert?

>>149579442
you mean 1 in 10000000 chance
sounds about right

Subtitles! (For the tourism ad)

i thought Lille was infested with people of certain darker colours
once again ciclismo shows itself as the white mans sport

danebros spotted

Advertising french tourism might be the most redundant thing I've seen all year. Maybe they're having to combat the Paris Syndrome people keep experiencing

>>149579533
it makes sense for north france
its literally just a highway that people use to drive south

>>149579453
we belgians will be happy with one, even though he could win like 7 in the opening 10 days

>>149579533
who the fuck goes to Lille? they need the advertising

>>149579559
Football fans would, except Ligue 1 is fucking imploding

>>149579559
it's 1 hour away by train from London, please understand

>>149578920
Grug and Groves will deliver Jappe to the line and block Merlier and Milan, he's winning every bunch sprint

>>149579533
I kinda wanna go to france but i dont want to get stabbed and/or pickpockted

I stopped in Metz once. It was actually nice. But who would ever think of going there.

This is end of school year level

>>149579559
im going to lille to watch johnny marr

>>149579597
dont go to the big cities, take the small local french town pill

The blue polo guy sure is passionate.

>>149579596
There's going to be so many yellow cards given out. Interesting if anyone ends up getting thrown out of the race.

who the fuck is this squaker

>>149579600
Nancy is the better option, but the German style buildings like the railway station in Metz makes you think like you're in Germany.

at least they let all these geezers speak in one go. get it over with

>boomer public speaking seminar

yeah im out

How many beers deep?

French nationalism on the rise

>>149579681
VIVE LA REPUBLIC

Last guy was kinda based atleast

>Lille
>It's actually fairly big

that spanish NC jersey is so fucking bad

it's about time Castrillo did something

Is there anything Arkea can do this Tour to avoid dissolving completely?

>>149579742
Kevin going on the podium maybe

>>149579742
Fill Vauquelin with historic amounts of dopage

>>149579742
stage win with Kev is possible. not like it's gonna save them

so what happens with Team TotalEnergies? Are they merging with Ineos next season are searching for new sponsorship?

that Swiss NC Giant bike is fucking sexy

this pic gets me every time

Wish they went orange again

>perfect english out of nowhere
Unexpected

not even wearing the NC jersey REEEEEEE

I fully expext Wanty juice to be back for the Tour. Be VERY afraid.

terrible

where did he get that accent from? sounds like he's dubbed

i had totally forgotten about Gaymay green
fucking grim thing that

>>149579838
who is the dutch champion on Ineos?

The french truly cannot help themselves

what the fuck is going on

is she pregnant

You're never coming back from this froggies lmfao

dios mío, la creatura

dear French Flanders, you have some explaining to do

why do they do this? NOBODY wants this

I'm pretty sure I saw tit, I don't think one of them is wearing a bra

no decency

that's it, Tour ruined

we're off to a very rough start

The olympics got Gojira, the tour gets this

No better way to start the biggest bike race in the world than having babatunde and her friends do some break dancing

if the wind holds then stage 2 is gonna be a proper banger

Just get some autist to do some wheelies on stage instead of these narcissistic chicks

LENNY
LENNY
LENNY
LENNY
LENNY

>>149579938
it’s though ladies and gentleman

>>149579943
>not at least swapping back and forth to english with the hosts for an international broadcast

france and their pride

Lenny polka dots i have a dream

Total part 1

>>149579956
Their pronunciation is ridiculous

>Phil Boose

Boose = Bauhaus

French in general are a joke nation they're the indians of europe

>>149579559
largest flea market fare of europe 2million + visiters ever year it’s really worth doing it once if you can handle crowds

HERE

COMES

THE

LADS

the very first webm of TdF folder. may God have mercy on our souls

>Uno-X
boooo these fraudulent motherfuckers

Surely someone will do a trick like a wheelie or a stoppie. Wait don't tell me, they've banned the riders for safety or some shite

>shit-X
>clog-up-the-final-X

Fuck Uno-X
Fuck Rema 1000
Fuck Reitan

NORGE

>>149580006
fuck you
stages will be won

>>149579992
pittoresque city with tons of history
>let’s do breakdance lmao
fucking frogs

Marc Her/she looking kinda thin and dopage

I have a bad feeling that Loulou won't finish week 1.

Riders truly have zero charisma christ almighty like a bunch of timid mice

>>149580025
Rema1000 >>>>> L*dl desu

One thing I like a lot about france is their milfs, they have world class milfs. They age well.

>>149580071
>>149580072
STOP

>>149580072
proppa flandrien culta

>>149580071
>>149580072
>... and THIS is that cultural super power that refuses to speak english I've been tell you about...

more dancing

YES we get more breakdancers LMFAO

How many fucking hip hop dance crews do you need for one event

fuck off

>more dancing
thank god my TV has a mute button

aaaaaaaah not again
arretez

At least we get some hot guys this time

after the OL and that disaster it just shows how fucking gay and cringe the french are and out of touch with the common man
very sad

They found an activity that's even gayer than cycling to create a positive contrast

>>149580134
I genuinely cannot tell whether they're north african or french other than the subsaharan

Albanian girls did it better

once again a reminder that the danish team presentation in Tivoli was the peak and based compared to whatever that dogshit was

>>149580071
Stop. I am fucking eating over here

>>149580144
We need that Australia Grand Départ

literally is a clown world I hate the phrase but it's so true

that Dunkerque stage smells like De Panne

>>149580173
not after that Grug jail debacle, we don't

i don't know what's wrong with organizers these days but they think it's cool to bring talentless shitters doing random stuff

>>149580173
abos spammed everywhere
no thanks

EF atleast 2 stage wins

>>149580198
No carapaz, no wins

FDJ jersey very clean

never forget, it's squillaume-guillotine

>>149580212
Asgreen will win another stage that was supposed to be a sprint stage

do you /cyc/, /cyc/?

>>149580235
Twice in the same year would be quite impressive.

Total and Redbull taking over this entire sport

total energies sending 2 teams, that's unfair

terrible kit, what were they thinking

TE logo emerging on that jersey like a tumor

Total part 2

>>149580230
Imagine the relief when taking of those leather earcup headphones

>>149580262
Austria

Total should sponsor every single team
that way they can only win

>>149580256
>>149580260
>>149580262
>>149580025
>It's Ok when non-arabic oil states do it!

>>149580191
The Paris olympics ceremony and its consequences have been a disaster for the French race

>>149580262
>I should have retired last year

>>149580292
yes
fuck mudslimes

waar Mads eh?

it's.... just.... not.... the..... same

Simmons looking resplendent as ever

>>149580319
>no Mads in the AftenTour
FUCK

Hot take: Trek will be the disappointment of the Tour to the delight of MWW ultras.

>2 baldies on Alpecin
why is this allowed

>>149580323
is Milan honorary scandi?

>>149580323
JUSTUS MAXIMUS

>>149580366
le proud dutch ultra jumbo face

>>149580366
wife material

Gall looks fit
ADJOOST

>>149580071
>>149580072

AGAIN

MORE

>more dancing
better music though

how many of these fucking "agencies" they have?

>>149580425
all 100% funded by jews

even more dancing

encore une fois

Is breakdancing really a popular thing in France? First the Olympics, now this, what's going on?

what the fuck is that shitty version of a Van Halen solo

dude looks like quintana

need commentators to say what everyone is thinking. this is dire shit

>>149580453
not at all. we know as much as you do

Musique nègre

Rouen stage another banger

I like the Bora jersey
not to wear myself but looks nice in the peloton

another totalenergie kit

Bora jersey looks like a prison shirt

Primo? Roglic

Oh the dude is american and he's speaking french, this makes a lot more sense. I though tit was just being dubbed over.

he just can't help himself

>>149580512
He's French

REMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUDREMCHUD

VPP's waist monster the presenter's.

>>149580530
He has an impeccable american broadcast accent

>>149580530
French with an american accent? Or is it actually being dubbed?

Houden Remco

Remco looks skelly

>>149580541
ffs mogs autocorrected to monsters

Remco looking very arrogant, a good sign.

>>149580549
You know there are some French people who can speak english without a french accent

>>149580530
but steven segal is Russian

They need to interview Victor

cmon get Pog out there so I can cook me dinner (spag bol)

here is what Jonas will say
>uhh mhh yea uhh uhh gonna do my best uhhh uhh strong team so yea

He looks defeated already

>>149580590
Nailed it

>>149580395
now she's going wild

lame

>>149580601
jonas kinda looking chubby, NOT a good sign

>>149580590
almost word for word

I didnt know Alec Baldwin had grown out his hair and learnt french

I think Wout has lost weight since I last saw him. He looks good.

Looks like vingegaard came up with a cool new move where he blows a kiss to the audience

>>149580618
he stuffed his clothes, psyoppers can't help themselves

Poogacar going to be a cocky cringe little faggot and make some awful bantery jokes

maybe a sniper will pick him off alhamdullilah

>>149580612
>>149580620
i think i might have seen too many interviews with him

/elite/
/elite/
/elite/

yeah cringe little faggot meme hat what a faggot

Pog

boooo the doper off stage
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
praying for /elite/ betrayal

Why does he keep his glasses

so cringe jesus man

>>149580679
l'autisme

That uae belgian jersey looks supernice, that must be like the first time uae went the full drapeau instead of a thin strip across a white jersey

>>149580683
Stop seething already

He just told him what to say?? What the fuck was that about

>>149580692
Vine's TT kit was also good.

Vingegaard backstage b like "damn vibe le france vive le tour that was good, wish I came up with that"

WHERE

IS

QUIN

TA

NA

I thought this was the mens event? NO ONE CARES get a clue

>>149580732
succeeded by Rubio

>womens TDF
fuck off
even more cringe than the dancing

>>149580723
Lance did it best
https://youtu.be/cNfV4XxKXrA

3/10 event

lame as hell