Thread 149553229

California Edition

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gay and early

yankees

dodgers

for the record, i fuckin carried the last thread
do better anons

>>149553237
WHO

also how ugly is she

>>149553237
Bwc between big fat latina bbl ASSCHEEKS

I’m a fat brown piece of shit that’ll never retire. Which team should I root for

Doyers
>>149553254
No clue but I'm heading to palm desert for the 4th of july so i guess i'll find out then.

>First for spray resistant bugs
>Also Sox

Mariners

>>149553267
fuck you asshole

‘toids can’t seethe at my Mets today

go Sneks

UMP DOWN!

UMPIES NOT GONNA LIKE THAT, NOT ONE BIT

I can finally excitementpost again

Me? I'm an umpchad.

>>149553264
dan knows /we/ are not winning tonight

how fraud are the phillies? like full blown sixers tier? or is there a sliver of hope?

how many pitches until ohtani homer?

>and that's his first home run of the year
jintsbros let's not be so generous

TOTAL UMP DEATH HAHAHAHAHA

I NOW LIKE OHTRANNY

>>149553267
ngl i flinched hard

OHTANI BOMB

OHTANIAN BLAST RIGHT AFTER MURDERING THE UMP!

DINGERTANI

Apologize.

OHTANI BOMB

>>149553291
That many

My Giants FUCKING SUCK

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
OHTANI DELIVERS THE NUGGIES

>>149553291
RIGHT NOW

>>149553286
rolling for total ump victory

ANIME
OHTANI
MACBOOKS
SERFDOM

>le garbage time chinese man
I don't know how it's possible to have more HRs than RBI but Ohtani manages it

>murdertani homer
based beyond belief

Garbage time homer

>>149553291
Heh..

>japanese flag spotted in the RFP
based

>>149553291
KEK

SIT THE FUCK DOWN MIDGET

Williamson is a fuckin chad

>>149553291
based script reader

We all make fun of Judge for garbage time dingers but Ohtani definitely gives him a run for his money

Freddie :(

>kills an ump and then pisses on his grave by homering
This Ohtani guy is kinda based ngl

OHTANI DAISUKI!

>get home
>turn on game
>ohtani just hits it out first pitch i see
the jappy knees man

>>149553333
>Ohtani definitely gives him a run for his money

We LOVE Ohtani here!

I'm 2 for 3 both my gooks hit homers now I just need the fat munky to hit one

Doyers

>>149553333
checked and...
>>149553345

>>149553358
>>149553345
OH SHIT
>345

>>149553333
Sammy Sosa was amazing at that
swing out of his ass down 10-1 top 9 lol

>>149553354
What the fuck am I seein here boys?

>>149553345
>345
>1.345

Judge fans have been pretty quiet this season, why's that? He's been having a pretty good season.

>>149553345
ohtani leads almost all of these kinds of stats what does this autist do differently than everyone else

>>149553362
fuck that i want the clip of him murdering the ump

>>149553352
based what were the payouts? 2/3 has to be a winner

>>149553372
baseball is love
baseball is life
t. ohtani-san

>>149553354
What the fuck am I seein here, boys?

IM SO HORNY!

free burger
thanks yams

walklanco :)

>>149553229 (OP)
This guy FUCKS your crush to the charming glow of a California seaside sunset

free yams
thanks burger

i want a yamburger, make it happen jack

>>149553256
I think this is the same girl, you be the judge. most of the big titty doyercholitas have ugly tattoos and too much makeup and lip filler.

>conforto makes catch
>inning over
>welp gotta head over to the korean infielders so they can slap my ass

these are fire. Should I cop one hermanos

>>149553396
tattoos match so yeah it's her

>>149553396
>dog paw print tattoos on the upper thigh
yjk

>>149553401
He should have been a mariner.

>>149553396
If Ohtani had gotten with a hot latina lady, he would be the hero of two nations.

>>149553401
THE JAPPY KNEES MAN

ohtani murdered an ump? need clip

FAGGOTriners

>>149553412
on a related note, i don't know what the media was thinking when they were trying to play off that dark-skinned mixed softball player as his gf when he was on the angels

>>149553412
He's already the hero of Asia. My friend is in Taiwan and he said they were pissed at the Padres for beaning him. Even the Koreans love him and this was before Ohtani took Kim under his wing

>>149553403
damn that's sovl

>>149553396
here's another one

>>149553430
>even the koreans
well he is genetically korean...

>>149553429
Just typical tabloid shit
They got a taste of the Ohtani click views and decided they could milk that cow for at least a decade

>>149553417
>not losing to the literal worst team in baseball is like winning a legitimate world series to astromiguels
grim

Astros win!!
ggs Rockies
That was waaaay too sloppy for my liking. We can’t continue to rely on the back of the bullpen carrying the game. Shoutout CWalk on a 4/4 day though. See yal tmrw

>>149553372
Attracts an entire country's money all on his own in a way not seen since Ichiro. Hell even moreso because of tech advancements/globalization
And now we have a shitty enough commissioner that also shamelessly took over production of balls for these exact situations, to feed the money makers superballs to inflate their stats and keep them relevant

>>149553433
>dog tattoos
Disgusting

>>149553433
I love fapping to thicc latinas!

>>149553229 (OP)
I love living in California

>>149553417
someone post the one with the trashcan lol

>>149553447
the science proved that the balls are dead this year sweetie, nice cope tho

tani's dinger, pic related

>>149553454
I’ve heard it’s nice if you’re MacBook rich but I’m a windows cuck

>>149553447
>Attracts an entire country's money
It's even more impressive when you consider how fucked Japan's economy is currently. The exchange rate is really bad for them and still they come here to pay through the nose for a chance to see him homer

>>149553447
>le nothing is real XD
might as well just kill yourself now buster

>>149553467
welp, there it is, doesn't count

only 30/30 count towards the record

>>149553462
if i had a i fucking love science wojak i'd post it right now

>>149553396
love me some huge titties...not into the cholita look otherwise. kind of bitch who dresses slutty then tries to get you to fight guys who hit on her

i love dodger whores!!!!!!!!!!

>>149553453
I don’t understand this psyop, I have seen hundreds of latinas eventually get fat and fugly. do people not realize they are ticking time wallbombs? do people not know what diet they fucking grew up with?

IN THIS GENNY WE BELIEVE
in hecking science
water is life
I can't remember the other bullshit on the sign.

>>149553467
need to see some ohtani splash hits this year

>>149553433
pass
waste of 34G cups

Went to the game today
Boyd = pure kino
Palencia = pure kino
Buschie = epic
Boyd should unironically be an all star, what a signing

>>149553433
damn i need to tittyfuck a busty doyerlatina so bad bros

>>149553486
wetbacks are too drunk to have forebearance

>>149553439
>>149553430
I went to Korea awhile ago and it was the first time I saw old people talking anything good about Japan.

SUCK HIS PP OFF SUCK HIS PP OFF

>>149553486
It sounds like anon wants to keep all the latinxs to himself

California having only 5 teams is criminal. You could fit 10 teams easily

>>149553467
never believe this shit
t-mobile in seattle is always bottom in park factors but it always says shit would be a homer in seattle cuz the fence isn't too far back

>>149553486
they're still hot tho

I always find it funny how this place and 5ch are basically mirrors of each other. /mlb/ says garbage time and 5ch says "non-pre solo-me run" (non-pressure home run)
Different terminology, different languages but same shitposting

>>149553403
Fuck yeah! Gonna wear the 2023 one tomorrow

>>149553491
WE believe in skating for black lives.

>>149553521
Powerful

>>149553514
*non-pressure solo home run

>>149553514
I like their memes about yamamoto run support

>>149553378
$10 to win $72.50 on Suzuki
$35 to win $83.25 on Ohtani
Suzuki was parlayed with Cubs win

>>149553486
Well for starters they’re not entitled cunts like white roasties

>>149553532
latinas are culturally white

Yama going 8 innings tonight?

>>149553491
All pacos are illegal

>>149553514
there's a 5 chan?

>>149553486
had a friend whose brother-in-law was trying to encourage me to hook up with his 15-year-old Latina daughter when I was 25. That shit really weirded me out and I'm glad I didn't for many reasons even though she was cute and very slim at the time. I talked to my friend about 10 years later after I moved out of state and he told me she had 3 kids and weighed over 200 pounds at the time.

GLASNOW IS WRONG

YAMAMOTO IS NOT A SAMURAI

HE'S A NINJA THE WAY HE FIELDS HIS POSTION

>>149553532
>they’re not entitled cunts like white roasties
holy fuck have you ever met a latina?

>>149553532
The Latinas I met were either sweet and mild mannered or absolute big-attitude cunts. The two extremes

>>149553532
Latinas are falling for the feminism meme tho. Thats what happens when a woman migrates to the US

>>149553531
very nice anon good hit
i'm surprised how few fellow degens there are on this site. no one /bets/

STOP FUCKING WITH YAMAS ARM. TAKE YOUR STRIKE AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!

lmao thanks ump for tightening up that zone all the sudden

>>149553544
2ch but they rebranded as 5ch for reasons I do not know

thank you umpgod

>>149553547
Greg Madduxesque

>>149553558
Or they just aren’t attention whores about it

>>149553532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FekZeM1DZ_Y

>>149553528
this post was before the game, kek

>>149553558
I would be the most degenerate loser. I won $30 on a spin in vegas once and then gambled it away. No thanks!

>>149553565
>for reasons I do not know
because hiroyuki sued them and won back rights to the domain, but not the servers themselves, 2chan (futaba) is still around though

Whatever. Latinas may have got the white foid disease but they’re still better. #1 will always be Koreans.

>>149553581
lel

>>149553581
yoshi only gets taken out of the game early cause he's fucking ass

>>149553581
OMG they're just like us!

>>149553589
Found the Mets bugposter

>>149553581
was it you that said that guy is kind of like their version of Spammy over there

>>149553532
Dated a few Latinas. Always follows the same script
>she shows interest, I don't have to approach
>really fun to hang out with
>great sex
>seems like legit wife material for 2-3 months
>wants to be super serious and starts to talk moving in, etc after 4-6 months
>gets furious, tells me to fuck off and die when i refuse to take the "next step" way prematurely
>we break up
>she vanishes for a week up to a month
>tries to get back together, offers to cook me dinner or have a threesome or something similar
>i say "let's just be friends"
>never hear from her again
Can't do it man.

Switching from Dwight’s Ox to Memeiners if anyone even cares…

stomp a mets fan in the nuts
stomp him twice

>>149553610
Fuck my boricua ass twice

so we're in agreement the dodgers are winning the division by at least up 20 games

>Jints sign Devers
>promptly begins freefalling in the standings
damn did Boston put a curse on them?

>>149553610
THIS.

>>149553603
Grow some balls dude

gg kc my M's are useless

I want to see cute skinny Cali white girls the girl next door type. Why do you guys post thicc latina girls. When I think about la I think of these type of girls.

>>149553619
when they win 113 it might be by more

>>149553633
They don't make those anymore.

>>149553620
>sign

>>149553620
I knew and I called it that it wasn't going to do much. Didn't know the team would get worse. A lot worse.

>>149553633
>cute skinny Cali white girls the girl next door type
This site would just call her a roastie or spam BLACKED memes, not worth the effort

HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE! FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

>>149553601
its some other anon, i dont pay too much attention to notice any trends in their threads

>>149553625
I'm not moving in with a girl after 6 months

>>149553633
>I want to see cute skinny Cali white girls the girl next door type.
sorry bro it’s not the 80s anymore

>>149553633
I only share latinas cause it makes /mlb seethe

Snakes need to fuck off and die stop winning

>>149553649
kek

>>149553662
they're a .500 team

>>149553633
The California girls you are thinking of are all Angels or Giants fans.

>>149553645
>anon thinks he's dunking on mariners fans
>posts funniest scene of funniest episode of smartest, funniest show of the last decade
bizarre strategy anon

>>149553620
The Giants fell apart long before that trade. Some will say it was when they lost that series to the Dodgers but the truth is they blew the game before that in Colorado by giving up 3 in the 9th. It shook the bullpen then it bleed into the entire team and they've yet to recover.

>>149553649
This is referencing Ichiro's infamous postgame interview after winning the 2009 WBC isn't it

>>149553633
PAWGS. My favorite.

>>149553672
They need to start losing games FAST

>>149553660
1000x rather see latinas than asians
keep up the good work

>>149553659
White girls are the prettiest and I’m not white

>>149553599
I've always wondered, is the Mets bug poster actually white?

>>149553692
that thing is a mestfag so probably a boricua

>>149553692
It’s statistically unlikely based on the racial demographics of NYC

Why is Yamamoto still pitching up 6-1 in the 7th against the worst team in baseball? save his arm fucking retards

Not bad AA nigga!

>>149553692
doesn't matter what race he is when he's a subhuman neet

>>149553703
well done and epic locks

GIANTS
FUCKING
LOSE

>>149553699
He's only at 92 pitches anon

>>149553699
his era sucks

GG Jints

>>149553663
Ryu was so based

>>149553716
I’m not a giants fan but that was fast, you must really hate them I respect it

>>149553711
This. All yellowfeverfags are subhuman

>>149553692
Considering how much he seethes over the dodgers he probably is white.

>>149553725
how did this team lose in 2019 man. that shit broke me

>>149553725
I deleted all my 4chan images a couple weeks ago but I used to have a sick webm of him jumping and catching a liner out of the air with Kershaw’s reaction

/marinersbros/ do we trade julio? can we get anything for him?

>>149553726
I'M A GIANTS FAN

Ohtani about to homer again

I could suck a mean dick right about now

>>149553738
Nationals were a team of destiny it was simply their year

>>149553725
I was wondering where the bat flip was and then remembered it was Hong Chi Kuo that did the bat flip. They were both great to have around.

>>149553725
he had his moments

>>149553745
go braves!

Sneks win

>>149553741
Oh my apologies.

odds I go to the mariners game tomorrow, evens I stay home

>>149553751
4 burgers what the fuck hahaha

>>149553738
I'm convinced the baseball gods put a curse on the dodgers whenever they have a 100+ win season.
They win a pennant with 92 wins the season before without seager but they crash and burn in the NLDS in 2019.

>>149553745
>>149553417
samefag

Ryu and Ohtani is a good example of soul vs sovlless. Maeda too

>>149553760
he's a big boy

>>149553738
It really is a bummer how they finally won it only 1-2 years removed from so damn many of the SOUL players leaving. They still had a few but were out at least 5 guys who deserved one

>>149553760
Sounds like a normal meal to me.

Freddie is so bad

>>149553713
He's wasted by this offence.

>>149553771
that's just baseball
playoffs are all about getting hot at the right time
better to win 92 and sneak in on a win streak than play .500 ball in september after a hot start

"boom bap beam bam boom bop bow" this is award winning music in LA

so the giants are actual frauds, right?

>>149553782
he was like 260 pounds

>dead balls
is this an actual narrative or a schizo /mlb/ meme
I don't read baseball press

>>149553780
2015-19 were SOVLnuke teams all around

>>149553799
they not like us!
they not like us!!!!

>>149553799
He’s a modern street poet

>>149553805
It's confirmed by MLB this years balls have different stitching with more drag

>>149553795
>witt walks to 3rd because this rookie doesn't know how to check the runner
he's gonna steal home

>>149553805
only thing that was confirmed by MLB is that the balls were "different" than last year's balls

>>149553771
everyone acts like the Nats came out of nowhere, but they forget how absolutely loaded that team was because they severely underperformed for a few years before then.

>>149553799
What song?

Is it a good time to be a jays fan or are they still shit?

>you now remember forsythe
this guy had no soul though

>>149553352
I'm also waiting for muncy and a gook to make something happen

>>149553692
I am white if that’s what you’re asking

>>149553819
I think it was a big deal coz they just lost Harper

Umpchads........

>>149553741
I feel you fellow jintsbro

>white sux
How come they don't even try?

>>149553837
Gambling is bad for you

>>149553840
>Trea Turner
>Jayson Werth
>Anthony Rendon
>Ryan Zimmerman
>Stephen Strasbourg
>Max Scherzer
>Patrick Corbin
all when they were still playing well plus a good supporting cast around them

GAYriners

Mariners over-under 2.5 strikeouts bottom 9?

over for me

that seals the deal gg royals

Considering trading in all my baseball memes and coomer posting thicc booty Brazilian women (female). Thoughts? I think I can really fill a niche here that is missing.

>>149553837
I would never bet on Kim good luck though

>>149553842
I CAN'T FRAME

>>149553829
Brian Dozier also. took long enough for Friedman and company to solidify 2nd base with more punch

>randy
>dmo
>solano
Literally the most over a baseball game has ever been.

do bench players eat a lot of food before the game even though they know they're not going to play?

>>149553854
Yep, the Dodgers didn’t choke when you think about it

>>149553862
he would have covered this bet in his last outing.

>>149553873
mlb teams have sick pregame spreads in the clubhouse

imagine watching another game when dodger baseball is on baka

>>149553874
I saw it as we were lucky to beat them the year before, and they evened the score. The Nats could have won several championships in that window.

>>149553868
completely forgot he was briefly with the dodgers

>>149553874
Roberts putting Kershaw back in the 8th was the stupidest shit come on

>>149553842
Why don’t you zerpa my cock pal?

>>149553829
SCOTT VAN SLYKE

>>149553888
that dumbass fundie ruined kersh's legacy when you think about it

Wow seriously fuck the White Sox. Anticompetitiveness should not be allowed in this league.

>>149553887
I actually did also until I was roster scanning a couple weeks ago on B Ref

Why can't I ever get blind drunk on a day when these shitters do something?

think fast, munchy

>>149553906
I sat with him at a fancy dinner once, this gala charity event. We were in tuxes and he sat across from me. At one point early on a waiter brought out caesar salads, and Max started rubbing his tummy and making “yummy” noises like a toddler. Just as I picked up my salad fork—Max Muncy slapped it out of my hands. “Don’t,” he said, like scolding a dog. Stunned, I went to pick up the fork again but this time Max placed his sweaty hand on my wrist. “Like me,” he growled. He then mimed rolling up his sleeves…and proceeded to eat his salad with his hands like Cookie Monster. Lettuce and croutons went flying from his fat hands to his mouth. I was about to ask, “What the fuck?” but his blonde date made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, “Just let him do this. He needs it.” I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.

You now remember the Dodgers going to Australia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeZQOu8kDXE

shitty game
gg roayls

>>149553909
>I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.
lies, he ate the autograph since it was on rice paper

Mariners are selling.

>>149553910
Kershaw first started experiencing back pain on that long plane trip to Australia

>>149553918
I wonder why he never lost a bunch of weight

>>149553918
>muh ace can’t handle a long plane ride in first class on a private flight

>>149553899
>do something
24 years is a long time to wait

>>149553916
astros never losing is forcing /our/ hand
/we/ will be 10 games back by the end of July at this rate

Wow the Braves are below the Marlins now. I feel sorry for Bailey

>getting dunked on by a trashstros lolifag
Msbros…

>>149553933
Maybe if the rest of the division wasn't dogshit they wouldn't have 50 wins.

>>149553923
you never know what's going to cause it but I was seething about that fact for years wondering if it cost us a few more seasons of prime Kershaw

>>149553927
based nene poster

>>149553927
>>149553933
I want to be raped and murdered and not in a "good atlanta braves" way.

>>149553937
Hershiser is back?

maybe if the stupid M's poster didn't keep posting the this is the year we win the west things would go differently

>>149553957
yeah, stephen and orel for tonight's game

>>149553959
>tattoo curse
>dog hater curse
pick both

>>149553959
They haven't won the west since longer than this webzone has existed.

>fireworks went off
kek

pacos shooting up doyer barrio wtf???

>>149553942
More wins against over .500 than any other team.

>>149553966
still after Dwyer offed himself tho

thought it was an ICE raid

we eatin good tomorrow, dodgerchads

DOYERS WIN!

>>149553990
can i just walk into a jack in the box and get a large drink for the free burger? i don't have any food apps

>>149553984
Wish it was me!

>>149553981
Where did you get that pic of Jose Altuve?

WE LOVE IT
gg white sox, see ya tomorrow

Doyers won that game
gg whos cya tomorrow

>>149553918
>>149553945
Yeah he was totally dogshit after 2014. What did him in was all the innings, not some random plane ride. Pretty much 6 straight years of 200+ innings. And even if he wasn't taking the mound every 5 days after he was still a really good pitcher well into his 30's. Its a pretty good run for a guy with that workload. You look around other pitcher careers and outside a limited few after that many 200 inning seasons they always fall off after that. Look at how fast guys like Lincecum, Bumgardner or Cain fell off. Or Felix Hernandez under a similar workload.

gg Sox
see you tomorrow

GG WHITE SOX
SEE YOU TOMORROW

let the coping begin

no fair my stream is late, damn you spoiling bastards

WE LOVE IT!
ggs, cya tomorrow Ox

>>149554013
Based Yoshi going 7 innings and letting the bullpen breathe

>>149554004
I've got a few, why do you ask?

gg sox
see you tomorrow for kersh's 3k, I'll be there in loge 120

>>149554030
>see you tomorrow for kersh's 3k, I'll be there in loge 120
based, have fun sausage girl anon

>>149554021
Great pitching and early offense just avalanched from there

>Meeting the faggets costs $700 no refunds
It’s over middle class bros..

>>149554029
Kys lolifag bang bang

>>149554016
Is that Ryu?

astros run differential is 7th in baseball

>>149554008
yeah, the workload was obviously the biggest factor, but I don't discount the plane ride triggering whatever was probably going to happen sooner rather than later. he supposedly had to lay on a mattress on the plane ride back.

>>149554037
Gotta make that soto money somehow

>>149554014
there is no coping. /we/ just suck and we're going to finish 1-2 games out of the playoffs yet again

>>149554030
ewww a tripfag is now the one posting sausage girl
>i'm og sausage girl poster btw

>>149554037
Where are your seats?

>>149554046
what method of cheating are they using to achieve that?

>>149554008
all the playoff games on short rest also. he's over 200 innings in the playoffs for his career too.

>>149553942
The A's suck. Angels and Rangers are .500 and both have been playing good ball

>>149554037
Not sure what your file is meant to convey but no it doesn’t

>>149554056
Yeah I was saying that to my friend lmao.

>>149554061
Infield first row. Don’t wanna dox desu. Good seats tho if that what you were wondering.

would feel bad for seattle fans if they werent so annoying

>>149554060
you abandoned her, she's mine now to do with as I please
also, sauce on her?

>>149554075
Nice hopefully you get a good game. To be honest it sounds insane but that's about what I would have guessed for 4th of July weekend in NYC

>>149554074
>sitting that high up
I don’t recommend unless it’s for me to jump off the deck when we start losing. But uh parking and gear were $300 plus another $300 in tickets. Tax of course.

>>149554076
Uh huh, sure, yeah, hey are you pointing your car in the general direction of my wife?

>>149554081
>white boi is the one actually stealing everyone's memes
you can't make this shit up

>>149554083
You are the most useless faggot on this board

>>149554065
I meant it to show that they're not that good. The Yankees and Tigers run differentials are +105 and +99 respectively

>>149554083
Dog pile this cunt

>>149554101
imagine being brown lol

>>149554101
Colonizing our memez n sheit

>>149554081
stopped posting her back in like 2021 i think. after a few weeks some other anon started posting her and i'm guessing you're like the 3rd or 4th sausage poster.
anyways whatever, sausage girl is basically never going to die now lol.

sauce is elizabeth zaks

>>149554112
and the astros run diff is +47 forgot to mention

>>149554114
imagine making a trip to spotlight how off putting you actually are

>>149554114
Why are you antagonizing like 75% of your fanbase

>>149554119
>posting some attention whore ethot is a badge of honor to doyerbrowns

i'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but i'm from the future and need to warn you...
kershaw is only getting 3 strikeouts tomorrow before he leaves in the 4th after allowing 6 runs.

>>149554065
>>149554046
Astros are home ballpark merchants. Under .500 on the road. Every other team over 50 wins is over .500 on the road. They're basically the mets.

I apologize for teaching this white devil how to tripfag :(

>>149554119
>DAMN, DODGERS SAUSAGE GIRL LOOKS LIKE THAT??

>>149554120
They’ve lost so many bats recently it just seems like they won’t be making it past the division series again

We shall return and in greater numbers doyers

>>149554137
now we know who is stealing our memes

>>149554136
yeah, their bullpen is also one of the best in baseball

>>149554144
Pitching is good but they need bats and run support…I see another tigers defeat

>>149554122
you're brown.

>>149554119
...does sausage girl have noods?

>>149554138
yeah the sauce is finally out

>>149554146
I could see it for sure

>>149554119
>white girl
>ass only a black guy could penetrate past
what happened to modest asses built for modest dicks

>>149554162
Do some squats and eats some oats nigga

>>149554158
She’s bogged beyond belief bro wtf lmao. She doesn’t even look like the same person in the sausage video.

why would i watch shitty pitching and anemic offensive interspersed with the rare solo home run? it's legitimately shitty to watch right now unless yams or may are on the hill.

>muh run diff
>about to lose his division lead to a team with single digit run diff
HAHAHAHAHA
you run up the score on shit teams
meanwhile the team playing the harder schedule has a lower run diff yet also a better record than his (he omits this part)
your scheduled late season collapse has already started btw

>>149554166
that's her. i made the webm from her video on instagram. it's probably still up.

>>149554166
looks like the sausage vido was taken when she was in high school or something desu. now she is a grown up e-thot

>>149554178
yeah and she takes care of herself judging by the abs

>>149554170
The astros are 11th in runs scored in the American league and 22nd in all of MLB

>>149554175
>>149554178
She’s got a fantastic body but she ruined her face. Makes me sad honestly.

>>149554158
This is a cal raleigh faceapp, not the sausage babe.

>>149554189
many such cases

>>149554189
it's just filters and makeup. probably looks fine irl.

>>149554190
My Gal got a dumper too :)

I love that Yamamoto is only 5'10" and an ace pitcher. These guys are usually monsters.

>>149554170
Pipe down first round exit.

>>149554197
That's george kirby in drag (stunning/brave)

tomorrow's parlay

>>149554221
>anals

>>149554212
That Ben Shapiro lookin Wu Tang nigga is quietly having a phenomenal season. Please gibs.

>>149554221
good luck, anon

>>149554221
based retard

>>149554196
not my taste but I respect that it looks like she takes care of herself

Mets, poodres, and giants are all in danger of missing the playoffs entirely.

>>149554221
Gambling is bad for you

>>149554239
>posting this on July 1st
>posting this before the all star break
>posting this before the trade deadline
you should have to prove you played little league for at least 10 years and/or went to your first baseball game before age 7 before being allowed to post here.

>>149554267
wow

>>149554267
I saw her first boys!

>>149553274
Ass > tits

>>149554239
I bet the Poodres and Mets make it

>>149554267
My Captainess :)

>>149553271
Zased

>>149554259
this is the kind of post I've gotten so tired of making

>>149554284
Jomgirl is pretty much the ideal waifu and you’re a massive piece of shit if you disagree

>>149553274
Asians with BBL's mog sheboons with curves and white women with their femininity.

>>149554284
looks almost like Lindsey Lohan

>>149554277
Only gay men like tits because they are like skin walkers trying to imitate a straight person based on things they remember boys saying at age 13 when girls first started growing breasts
straight adult men are always ass men
this is also why femboys with wide hips and big butt aren't gay

>>149554284
I know this girl. Fucking bombshell in a yellow bikini

Mlb is 100% stuffing the ballot box for Acuña. Guy was nowhere on the radar and now he’s the leading vote getter. This is why (((democracy))) is a sham

>>149554288
Back off buster

>>149554284
It’s this bitch

>>149554225
Every single one of these niggas did better last year and the front office got randy and justin turner to give them run support.

>>149554296
tits are awesome also, especially if you can fit most of them into your mouth.

NL standings this time last year. Don’t panic Mets fans

>>149554284
n-no thanks
>>149554291
retract! and watch mean girls, the only funny movie ever made by women, again

is it that time of night where the genny turns gay?

>>149554329
never have watched it even though I kind of wanted to watch it in the theater when it came out

>>149554296
t. has never had a big tittied goddess ride his shit with her puppies smacking him in the face repeatedly

>>149554329
American Psycho isn’t a comedy but it’s pretty funny

>>149554344
i didn't see it until 2009 but it's really good

>>149554349
Most cursed image I’ve ever seen

>>149554296
you are a gay man and also brown

>>149554188
Now do runs allowed retard. You omitted that for some reason.

Sex with faggot Michaela.

>>149554347
black satire is a form of comedy that has serious elements to it. you can look at it both ways.

>>149554373
Sure it just seems inaccurate to call it a comedy but I guess anon said “funny movie” not comedy

Sex with female Stanton.

Personality >

>>149554388
This but unironically (she gotta be cute too though).

>>149554301
Yeah, just like that faggoty hitter power rankings article that included him because "well umm ackshually it applies to the last year" except there are several other players this would apply to as well who were excluded for some reason over shilling their chosen few. The league office cares more about the all star game and a handful of players they want to overhype than the game itself. It's gotten really out of hand in the manfred era.

Real ‘toid hours

>>149554382
reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend who thought Clockwork Orange was extremely depressing where I find it to be funny and not to be taken seriously. maybe it's just how we're individually wired.

>>149554347
>>149554382
Chicks aren't funny, therefore American Psycho is funny because it was directed earnestly by a woman. Mean Girls is funny though and tina fey takes off her shirt.

>>149554347
documentary

Coonya is black excellence, better than any ’toid even. Only Koreans disagree

>>149554423
titty shot?

>>149554419
It's both.
>>149554430
Tasteful and modest.

>minorities getting uppity
post john

>>149554436
kek. gonna definitely watch it now.

>>149554423
Tina Fey is funny thoughever, so is Amy Sedaris, and uh… um…

>>149554311
She's gay now.

Shut up ‘toid

>>149554443
her problem not mine

>>149554413
I kinda get them rigging it for Acuna, it’s in Shatlanta.
But yeah MLB does seem to be pouring their marketing budget into a few players. Idk if they’re trying to “grow the game” and create new fans or just trying to milk Ohtani Japbux while they can

>>149554365
I'm a straight white man from Cleveland, Ohio

>be Toids
>Become gay
Dying out kek

>>149554442
The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman was a series that lasted 2 seasons on IFC written by and starring Laura Kightlinger. It was really funny and good. I wish she got more notoriety.

Why is anti white racial hatred allowed but you can get banned for saying “stinky paco”

>>149554475
stinky paco doesn't get a ban. spic does.

>>149554221
My anglels will find a way to fuck this up for you

>>149554459
Yeah Rock’em

>>149554259
>little league for ten years
Nigga, what? Did you start playing at 4 years old?

:^)

>>149554485
You would get banned instantly if you spammed “Mexicans are invading the US” or whatever the inverse of “white people are dying out” is

>>149554475
"chinkcel" even though china is a country and I was describing a guy who tried to stab someone because he imagined westerners were cucking him out of his imaginary anime gf

;)

>>149554442
Jessica whatsherface. R.I.P. That's all 3 funny women.

:D

>>149554442
>>149554515
Julia Louis-Dreyfus

>>149554496
6-16 about including travel league ball? Make it 7 years then.

>>149554523
Elaine wasn't funny. Veep was funnier with IRL kamala.

Too easy

>>149554515
Bea Arthur and Betty White were pretty funny tbqh.
>>149554523
Count it.

>>149554535
yes, everyone on the Golden Girls was good. Carol Burnett and picrel from Sanford and Son were funny. Phyllis Diller, Joan Crawford, Lucille Ball...

>>149554559
He’s so quirky!
God anything will amuse you nons

AZ banned the fan from last night for the rest of the season

>>149554567
They really do have child brains. Like women

>>149554524
They call it little league in high school?

>>149554582
What is leverage

Is leverage a standard or do fangraphs and bref have different versions

I need to be bent over and filled up. Dicked down hard as I plead for more cock...

My anaels won that game

>>149554623
Bro settle down we have a match tomorrow

>>149554487
booba

>>149554623
We all do you're not supposed to admit it

>>149554475
>>149554485
>>149554502
>>149554504
did these niggas all get banned?

>>149554664
Nah

>>149554623
what's the point of gay spam? I don't get it.

>>149554680
Just non things

We ain’t even gay

>>149554680
>gay
I'm a girl tho

>>149554680
How is that gay?

>>149554680
Just the way of the Brave I'm afraid.

>>149554701
yes you are and you are valid af oomfie

>>149554680
Edgy high school kids think it’s funny then they keep making the joke too long and it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. We can only hope they have a painless suicide in the immediate future

>>149554787
I need to be bent over and filled up. Dicked down hard as I plead for more cock...

>>149554787
Please fuck my ass

>>149554423
I enjoy female comedians who don’t do the amy schumer >muh vagina routine

>>149554787
Ngh...mfh...

>>149554787
Gah...it hurts...

>>149554787
I need it...

>>149554787
fuck my ass fr

>>149554787
Hnng,,, glugh...

>>149554787
FAGGets kek!

>>149554787
Give it to me!!!

>>149554787
kek! 10th reply kek!!

I yearn for it...

We need lel

kek

kek!

kek!!

kek?

We could really use nu tho

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