/cric/ - /sp/ (#149555880) [Archived: 581 hours ago]

Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 11:52:18 AM No.149555880
stokes
stokes
md5: fcaea4a45ccf89d490c44ffc0b425621🔍
2nd Test, Birmingham, July 02 - 06, 2025,
Bindia's tour of England
*bowls*
Anonymous India
7/2/2025, 11:53:32 AM No.149555889
1749800235726795
1749800235726795
md5: e508b8bf5e7993c43b2a2ecdbcfa7ec8🔍
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 11:53:43 AM No.149555890
YFO
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 11:55:03 AM No.149555898
>test cricket
*appears*
>zachy rhys clive bowen
*disappears*
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 11:55:06 AM No.149555899
heehot
heehot
md5: 8d546d4a91fa721124ee396ee4adbe42🔍
>we'll 'ave a bowl
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 11:57:45 AM No.149555907
*impeccably observes the anthems*
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 11:58:32 AM No.149555915
Indian anthem would be better in English
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 11:59:08 AM No.149555919
Indian anthem would be better on mute
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 11:59:33 AM No.149555921
Screenshot_20250702_103844_com.duckduckgo.mobile.android_edit_259095955743796
Looks a full days play clearing morning skies
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 11:59:35 AM No.149555922
shan't be watching trundlers hopelessly lofting the ball down until eventually they are gifted a wicket
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 11:59:43 AM No.149555923
>small boundary
>Girly game
Replies: >>149555959
Anonymous India
7/2/2025, 12:01:25 PM No.149555930
>Wayne Larkins
No offense but literally who
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:02:36 PM No.149555934
Umpires have let Stokes know the cheque bounced
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 12:03:38 PM No.149555944
>bowl first
Why
Replies: >>149555947 >>149555954 >>149555963
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:04:10 PM No.149555947
>>149555944
To win
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:04:17 PM No.149555948
WICKET
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:04:44 PM No.149555951
I am here
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:05:07 PM No.149555953
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:05:09 PM No.149555954
>>149555944
in bazball you have to always lean into the meme. if people get angry about it, you have to do it again and again. this is nu-punk, this is bob vylan, this is bazball
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:05:37 PM No.149555959
>>149555923
It's getting ridiculous now there's two manufactured boundaries
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:06:29 PM No.149555963
>>149555944
bazball is about playing like it's a one dayer
in one dayers you chase
no ifs, no buts.
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 12:07:44 PM No.149555971
HIS NAME IS CARSE HE BOWLS LIKE ARSE
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:09:33 PM No.149555981
>no wickets
yeah great decision lads
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:12:12 PM No.149556001
Currently watching the cricket (Pears vs Hampshire)
Replies: >>149556114
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:13:17 PM No.149556008
Need Jofra around the camp to assure him that Root has had the whip taken off him and he will be treated as a person and not a bowling machine
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:14:04 PM No.149556012
>I'm a real fan because I'm watching FC over test cricket and I wanted you all to know this
meanwhile when Eng vs NZ is on AKA reddit the series this neek can't look away
Replies: >>149556022
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:14:09 PM No.149556013
>lions losing
kek
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:15:46 PM No.149556017
me? watching the test so I don't have to remind myself of that other game (spoiler: doesn't look too good for us Hampshirebros)
Replies: >>149556022
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:16:41 PM No.149556022
>>149556012
Pears weren't playing at the same time as that particular fixture
Will watch the Test tomorrow, when the FC matches are done

>>149556017
Tipping Dawson and that Indian fella to save you the match by boring it out with humble 18.62 and 24.18 strike rates
Replies: >>149556149
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:17:02 PM No.149556023
Got the Test on the radio and Lancs on YouTube (muted)
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:20:11 PM No.149556036
more of that
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:22:14 PM No.149556038
sent my gf a funny cricket clip and we both laughed
Replies: >>149565947 >>149566027
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:22:27 PM No.149556040
got two packets of chocolate hobnobs, a homemade white chocolate chip and salted caramel brownie in the fridge, and unlimited plunger (french press) coffee
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:23:55 PM No.149556043
not watching cricket with no intentions to
Replies: >>149556050
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:25:37 PM No.149556047
CUT
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:25:42 PM No.149556050
>>149556043
Based IPL enjoyer
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:25:43 PM No.149556051
Watching my TV which has a depiction of cricket on it.
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:28:44 PM No.149556060
nice shot that drive and to answer yesterday's queries that becomes a front foot cut if he wrists it and let's it deflect rather than hitting
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:30:04 PM No.149556063
We'll have a review please m8
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 12:30:39 PM No.149556065
Fucking darkie umpire didn’t give it out my finger was up
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:30:47 PM No.149556066
Umpball
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:30:53 PM No.149556068
250225-1185498937
250225-1185498937
md5: 9cd3a045bb1938b575168e1ab2a763a4🔍
Steve Waugh used to play front foot cuts
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:31:36 PM No.149556069
About time all umpires were fed into a furnace to power a supercomputer to make all the decisions accurately
Replies: >>149557469
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:33:10 PM No.149556073
Bring back home umpires
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:33:34 PM No.149556077
Beat the first System Shock (not remake) recently, I reckon Shodan could be a good impartial umps.
Replies: >>149556084
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:34:11 PM No.149556079
wtf is that andrex commercial lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:35:11 PM No.149556084
>>149556077
>Woman
Think about what you are saying
Replies: >>149556103
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:35:42 PM No.149556088
>commercial
FOY
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:36:56 PM No.149556097
no such thing as front-foot cuts to anyone who bats above number 10, sorry
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:37:55 PM No.149556103
>>149556084
The TriOptimum staff call Shodan a "he", don't reckon AIs have gender anyway.
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:39:45 PM No.149556112
Yesterday I was arguing with the missus about kitchen paper because we call it paper towel, she accuses me of being a victim of American imperialism and I remind her she speaks English as a first language

review that
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:40:34 PM No.149556114
>>149556001
england India not reddit enough for you
unlike england vs new Zealand aka reddit: the series
Replies: >>149556149
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:40:46 PM No.149556116
Umpires are too reliant on the review system now. Anything that isn't blindingly obvious they can just not give and let them review and have """"umpires call"""" save them
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:40:54 PM No.149556118
It's called kitchen roll.
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:41:08 PM No.149556120
ABSOLUTELY GOTTEM
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:41:46 PM No.149556124
GONE
>>149555783
Wrong on the overs and about there in the score
Replies: >>149556130
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:41:59 PM No.149556125
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR NAN'S DOWN THE ROAD
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:42:18 PM No.149556127
>1.7 RR

jfc wake me up when bazball starts
Replies: >>149556134
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:42:45 PM No.149556130
>>149556124
Dammit linked wrong post
>>149555790
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:43:06 PM No.149556134
>>149556127
Should be shortly before tea
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:44:08 PM No.149556136
go Woakes
send blokes (back to the pavilion)
Replies: >>149556145
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:45:09 PM No.149556145
1647704411785
1647704411785
md5: f7d7aada4b35d70b52152810908daecb🔍
>>149556136
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:45:46 PM No.149556149
>>149556114
See >>149556022
Alcoholism has addled your feeble brain and now you're repeating yourself
Replies: >>149556172
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:47:01 PM No.149556156
alcoholicism has added to my strong brain
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:47:09 PM No.149556159
seething neek
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:48:27 PM No.149556172
>>149556149
only one is me you spastic
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:48:39 PM No.149556175
Personally I find it inspiring that some of you are following county cricket such that I feel like following the shield cricket later this year
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:49:41 PM No.149556182
Woakes looking very dangerous
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:50:22 PM No.149556194
worry about zachy's poor organs being abused by alcohol and creatine
Replies: >>149556277
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:51:36 PM No.149556198
THAT IS OUT
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:52:18 PM No.149556204
Find another way to win Bindia
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:52:24 PM No.149556206
"""""umpire's call"""""
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 12:52:58 PM No.149556210
Woakes seething
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:53:14 PM No.149556213
Imagine conditions on the emerald isle are highly favourable to 76mph swing bowlers who find a consistent line and length
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:54:01 PM No.149556219
Did you lads see Flintoff claimed to have been offered a three-year contract by WWE about 15 years back.
Mighty surreal if he accepted but he didn't want to raise his family in the US.
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:54:31 PM No.149556222
Irish people have athletic genes (see: Pat Cummins, bard etc)
welshie weaklings could never
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:55:45 PM No.149556229
Absolutely despise the fruity little Vitality dog that they have in the ad breaks on Sky cricket coverage.
Replies: >>149556241
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:56:06 PM No.149556232
The Irishman is born with the ability to play forceful front-foot cuts
It is a gift from God, who smiles upon His Catholic children
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 12:56:55 PM No.149556239
Get Josh “Niggers” Tongue off. He’s hopeless. Should have played Atkinson instead.
Replies: >>149556249 >>149556260
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:57:02 PM No.149556241
il_fullxfull.2446393699_jdx2
il_fullxfull.2446393699_jdx2
md5: 288cb5243a004e4f6b0d8f57f30170e8🔍
>>149556229
It managed to, in the first test, confuse my 66yo dad who thought the TV was telling him a wicket was a golden duck when it wasn't.
Replies: >>149556251
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:57:37 PM No.149556246
Should of played Archer actually
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:58:45 PM No.149556249
>>149556239
don't think that's his real nickname haha and we don't use that word here mate
Replies: >>149556283
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 12:58:50 PM No.149556251
>>149556241
That caught me out a couple times too when I wasn't looking. He's a cute dog though, interesting breed
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 12:59:23 PM No.149556254
Should never have retired Anderson, he'd have 3 by now
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:00:08 PM No.149556258
oldmanderson shill wanting his 56yo bf in the team again I see
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:00:36 PM No.149556260
>>149556239
Worcestershire's Josh Tongue doesn't really waste his efforts against top-order batsmen, he prefers rabbit pie
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 1:01:11 PM No.149556263
1687085702758
1687085702758
md5: e2c8e0dec8d5e640114ae4bc70c86d06🔍
I've decided that I am a fan of Broad commentary. He's quite a pleasant fellow
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:04:38 PM No.149556277
>>149556194
20mm max hangs adds the years back and more
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 1:05:43 PM No.149556283
>>149556249
Nothing wrong with that word. My grandfather’s dog was named nigger.
Replies: >>149556309
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:05:46 PM No.149556284
Corporations like using animals in adverts because then they don't need to worry about depicting a Star Trek balance of multiracial human beings and Indians in any and all settings.
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 1:09:32 PM No.149556309
>>149556283
I know a few blokes who have been nicknamed nigger. Still see some of them around today.
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:15:43 PM No.149556341
1751454929145
1751454929145
md5: d566f6e5dcd1b796da55f4d489b936fb🔍
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:17:37 PM No.149556350
josh tongue my anus
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:18:26 PM No.149556356
bard tier shoes
Replies: >>149556368
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 1:18:48 PM No.149556359
sophia
sophia
md5: 6a4d6664395da4501fac94c78a063fbc🔍
A brutal knock from Nightcliff Cricket Club's Sophia Di Venuto, daughter of Tassie legend, Michael
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:20:03 PM No.149556368
>>149556356
What exactly are Bard tier shoes? I don't think I've ever posted anything here about the types of shoe I wear
Replies: >>149556373 >>149557141
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:20:37 PM No.149556373
>>149556368
Means nothing, he just has BDS.
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:20:52 PM No.149556376
don't need to
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 1:21:45 PM No.149556380
How would you react if you found out your daughter has her liquor licence?
Replies: >>149556406 >>149556433
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:22:36 PM No.149556385
really neeky ones obv
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:23:47 PM No.149556391
Wondering if I should buy a 4-bed townhouse and live in it alone

Only downside is the council tax implications
Replies: >>149556399 >>149556619
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:23:52 PM No.149556392
>We'll have a bowl
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:24:31 PM No.149556399
>>149556391
single occupant discount
Replies: >>149556404
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:25:50 PM No.149556404
>>149556399
Yeah but I'm getting that on a Band B property at the moment and for the 4-bed place I think it'd be Band D or E

Could turn a couple of rooms into an annex and AirBnB it tax free through the rent a room scheme I suppose, would probably make back the mortgage costs if I did that
Replies: >>149556448
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 1:26:35 PM No.149556406
dos
dos
md5: 35309db3d822f7394d9a043c5dda5f46🔍
>>149556380
what about is she was a massive slag that wanted to get her tits out all the time
Replies: >>149556414 >>149556422 >>149556424
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 1:26:58 PM No.149556409
That's me painting lads.
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 1:27:11 PM No.149556410
India should be three down if they weren’t getting umpballed
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:27:21 PM No.149556412
An explanatory note on the types of shoe I typically wear: Cheap ones masquerading as ok ones (Current trainers of choice? Puma Suedes, Adidas Grand Court Base 2.0)
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:28:16 PM No.149556414
>>149556406
i forgot pozzies celebrate christmas this time of year because it's currently winter there
fascinating culture & people
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:30:40 PM No.149556422
>>149556406
Phwoar
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 1:31:11 PM No.149556424
>>149556406
Matthew Hayden, his wife and his sister.
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:32:03 PM No.149556433
>>149556380
Liquor? I hardly know her!
Replies: >>149556437
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:32:44 PM No.149556437
>>149556433
Tongue would
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:34:10 PM No.149556448
>>149556404
Only negative thing about having more rooms is you end up buying more things as you don't like seeing a room you have going unused
Replies: >>149556618
Anonymous New Zealand
7/2/2025, 1:36:43 PM No.149556465
if I had more rooms I simply wouldn't go in them
Replies: >>149556477
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 1:38:56 PM No.149556477
>>149556465
Only rooms you really need are kitchen, lounge room, bathroom, dunny, study, office, bedroom, smoking room, garage, wine cellar, spare bedroom, attic, rumpus room, sun room, and laundry. The rest are superfluous.
Replies: >>149556511
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:39:12 PM No.149556480
1751456351238
1751456351238
md5: 68bfa319101483df16fafd662eea3196🔍
you have to use the spare rooms because otherwise nature reclaims them
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:40:36 PM No.149556484
houses are for neeks
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:44:39 PM No.149556508
why the fuck did the discontinue the best coco di mama sandwich at sainsburies?
the prosciutto and cheese one
absolute madness
Replies: >>149556513
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:44:46 PM No.149556510
right when does the sarcastic, heavily accented variations of "we'll have a bowl mate" start
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 1:45:06 PM No.149556511
>>149556477
I’ve always been disgusted by houses that put the throne and shower/bath in a single room.
Replies: >>149556522 >>149556533
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:45:17 PM No.149556513
>>149556508
Tory prick
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 1:46:24 PM No.149556522
>>149556511
I was going to post this or words to this effect
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 1:47:24 PM No.149556528
>le jump cut man
Josh tongue Australia
7/2/2025, 1:47:33 PM No.149556529
*bowls a wide pie*
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:48:10 PM No.149556533
1751456888561
1751456888561
md5: 6cb4e55157f846ba8be4d41e19386724🔍
>>149556511
why's that mate
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:48:55 PM No.149556541
We've let them.get away. India winning this by a considerable margin
Replies: >>149556551 >>149556568
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 1:50:22 PM No.149556551
>>149556541
Clouds dispersed and the bowling change backfired, I'd bring on a spinner now
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:52:54 PM No.149556568
>>149556541
Same as last week?
Replies: >>149556594
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 1:52:56 PM No.149556569
Yep, reckon it's a good time for a bit of spin before lunch. Get the over rate up and break the rhythm of the batspersons
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 1:54:46 PM No.149556583
IMG_9822
IMG_9822
md5: 644fb3a738872210bea60014c386263a🔍
dinner is served
Replies: >>149556589 >>149556600
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 1:55:03 PM No.149556586
Fuck off, Karen.
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 1:55:35 PM No.149556589
>>149556583
Nice meal Frankenstein
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 1:55:46 PM No.149556590
GOTTEM
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:56:01 PM No.149556594
>>149556568
Correct, India will go on to famously win this match just as they did the headingley test.

Disregard that wicket, it won't matter
Replies: >>149556606
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:56:43 PM No.149556600
>>149556583
spooky fingers mate haha
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:56:57 PM No.149556606
>>149556594
Lel
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:59:00 PM No.149556618
>>149556448
Yeah that's a good point desu

Do have some surplus shit for them, but I'd inevitably end up buying more
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 1:59:06 PM No.149556619
>>149556391
town house as in an old georgian sort of place or one of those modern "townhouses" which are just those horrific 3 floor terraces?
Replies: >>149557229
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:01:06 PM No.149556635
Who is the most overrated cricketer for England?
Replies: >>149556643 >>149556647 >>149556678 >>149556709 >>149556722 >>149556730 >>149556791 >>149556823 >>149556938
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 2:02:14 PM No.149556643
>>149556635
Botham
Replies: >>149556950
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:02:46 PM No.149556647
>>149556635
Bashir
Replies: >>149556653 >>149556950
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 2:03:19 PM No.149556653
>>149556647
he's a bowlsman
Replies: >>149556664
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:05:21 PM No.149556664
>>149556653
Are they not cricketers?
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 2:07:40 PM No.149556678
>>149556635
The 2005 Ashes side
Replies: >>149556720 >>149556950
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 2:09:37 PM No.149556692
Lancs actually going to win, whole afternoon to get 2 wickets
Anonymous New Zealand
7/2/2025, 2:10:45 PM No.149556703
carse? more like arse. lol
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:11:27 PM No.149556709
>>149556635
Flintoff
Replies: >>149556713 >>149556950
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 2:11:58 PM No.149556713
>>149556709
Off yourself
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 2:12:12 PM No.149556716
https://youtu.be/9LTRO8n_tqg?si=dH08wOjNB425CxwR
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:12:28 PM No.149556720
>>149556678
this except for KP
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:12:44 PM No.149556722
>>149556635
James Anderson and Joe Root are equally overrated
Replies: >>149556950
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 2:13:43 PM No.149556730
>>149556635
stokes
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:15:06 PM No.149556744
>>149552885
reckon you only got two holes fella
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 2:17:15 PM No.149556767
lancashire going to end derby's unbeaten run after lunch
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:21:33 PM No.149556791
>>149556635
Stokes
>t. saw Jimmy Anderson put him in his "Mount Rushmore" of all time cricketers
Replies: >>149556950
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 2:26:07 PM No.149556823
>>149556635
David Gower
Replies: >>149556950
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:26:08 PM No.149556824
zachy, do your hands set off a dyson airblade?
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:29:25 PM No.149556854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QafT9FgO7rw
175 pence coin innit
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 2:35:02 PM No.149556888
https://youtu.be/jzpGCpv7McE?si=CmVIHhVLCGKUGInY
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 2:39:25 PM No.149556922
https://youtu.be/PdfztAY3qoU?si=MuwXv7UXOjFaGtza
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 2:40:37 PM No.149556929
Bit of a long lunch this
Replies: >>149556942
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:41:33 PM No.149556938
>>149556635
Ashley Giles
Replies: >>149556950
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:41:54 PM No.149556942
>>149556929
should just be two 20min breaks
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 2:42:32 PM No.149556949
Ashley Giles on TMS saying that having mental health and talking about it means you're a stronger person
But I think it makes you a weak, boring person
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:42:35 PM No.149556950
>>149556643
>>149556647
>>149556678
>>149556709
>>149556722
>>149556791
>>149556823
>>149556938
Now tell me why and how
Replies: >>149556956 >>149556969
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:43:10 PM No.149556956
>>149556950
no
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 2:44:29 PM No.149556969
>>149556950
Botham was good but touted as an elite world class all time goat level player made him overrated. You notice he rarely gets mentioned nowadays
Replies: >>149556978
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:44:52 PM No.149556973
It's unfair that Australia can't have Paul Reiffel doing umpiring on our games. We have shit cunts instead.
Replies: >>149557002
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 2:45:08 PM No.149556978
>>149556969
People are always talking about Beefy
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:46:20 PM No.149556991
Always fucking hated Billy Bowden
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 2:48:20 PM No.149557002
>>149556973
The best system was what they had where one umpire is neutral and the other umpire is at home, specifically from the county/state/province/club which is hosting so he has the advantage of knowing the local conditions be that the pitch or the weather and light levels etc also things like the windows causing glare should’ve been sorted by the umpire before the players came out
Replies: >>149557083
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 2:49:37 PM No.149557018
Cricket booked for August, can’t wait lads woo
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 2:49:57 PM No.149557024
Cricket is on now lad
Anonymous Canada
7/2/2025, 2:50:57 PM No.149557029
I'm here now. You may begin the test.
Replies: >>149557052 >>149557054 >>149557087
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 2:52:47 PM No.149557052
>>149557029
Question 1 (40%)
Outline why the LBW rule still has a place in the modern game in no more than 20 words and no fewer than 18
Replies: >>149557170
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:52:53 PM No.149557054
>>149557029
What did you do for Canada Day?
Replies: >>149557101
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 2:56:18 PM No.149557083
>>149557002
yeah but you know who had a sook about that
Replies: >>149557114
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 2:56:31 PM No.149557087
>>149557029
What are your thoughts if any with regards to the boundary rope?
Replies: >>149557152
Anonymous Canada
7/2/2025, 2:57:56 PM No.149557101
>>149557054
I went for a big early morning run/calisthenics. Then was downtown for the morning/early afternoon because I was a volunteer for the parade/downtown events. I got absolutely cooked in the heat so I just went home and did nothing after lol It was a good time though, lots of people out and about. A lot more busy compared to the last few Canada days, which is good.
Replies: >>149557115
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 2:59:13 PM No.149557114
>>149557083
I remember a bunch of no balls getting called at a WACA test by an Australian umpire. The change was after that but not sure if that was explicitly why
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 2:59:34 PM No.149557115
>>149557101
Oot and aboot
Replies: >>149557177
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:02:17 PM No.149557139
Bailey gets Tickner, Lancs only need 1
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:02:32 PM No.149557141
>>149556368
not him I saw your (dire) kicks in that South American pic where you plante- oh I'm sorry - just '''''''happened''''''' to find a Worcs flag
Replies: >>149557172 >>149557240
Anonymous Canada
7/2/2025, 3:03:31 PM No.149557152
>>149557087
A simple solution to an elegant problem.
Anonymous Canada
7/2/2025, 3:05:14 PM No.149557170
>>149557052
It preserves fairness by penalizing defensive padding, encourages batsmen to play shots, and ensures bowlers are rewarded for accuracy.
Replies: >>149557225
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 3:05:33 PM No.149557172
>>149557141
Worcestermen are quite intrepid I’m not in the least surprised that Bard wasn’t the first one to tread upon that particular foothill
Replies: >>149557240
Anonymous Canada
7/2/2025, 3:06:14 PM No.149557177
>>149557115
Just so
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:07:27 PM No.149557188
imagine being zachy '£300 bingbag jacket' bowen and having the nerve to comment on other people's /fa/ at all, especially regarding shoes. don't think I've forgotten about those ladies lacostes you bought mate lmao (have noted that you've not posted about them since because you probably got a refund realising they were for women)
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:08:32 PM No.149557196
England will be wanting to take some wickets soon
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:09:38 PM No.149557208
odd thread
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:10:50 PM No.149557221
certain man has decent takes on /mu/ related topics but certain man has terrible takes on /biz/, /tv/, /fa/ related topics
simple as
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:11:03 PM No.149557225
>>149557170
Good answer,. someone else can give you question 2
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 3:11:10 PM No.149557228
poolapse looms
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:11:17 PM No.149557229
>>149556619
Victorian property, I believe, in a very comfy location (not actually in town at all, really)

On at £500k though so might need a slight dip in price first
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:12:25 PM No.149557236
Advantage of being a nobody within /cric/ is that if a bad take is exposed you can just melt away and it never gets brought up again
I for example have many shit takes about many things but you'd never know
Replies: >>149557300
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:12:52 PM No.149557240
>>149557141
Not him but also the only other person on /cric/ to refer to shoes as "kicks"

>>149557172
So true
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 3:13:18 PM No.149557241
It’s never about who is right it’s always about what is right
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:14:46 PM No.149557253
you're a fraud mate. never done anything natty
>bankrolled unearned cash for creatine for chins
>bankrolled unearned cash for property and investments
>bankrolled unearned cash for dating app boosts / premium subscriptions
>bankrolled unearned cash for doggy PEDs for bouldering
wow it must have been so hard working every day of your life to have rich parents and grandparents
Replies: >>149557355 >>149557433
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:16:32 PM No.149557267
why do people seethe at z-dawg every time he posts? are all these replies from countysperg and bard?
Replies: >>149557327
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:16:46 PM No.149557272
Bailey got Morley, Madsen left stranded on 95
Derbyshire's unbeaten streak over, Lancashire have their first win of the season
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 3:18:50 PM No.149557289
>England rubbing the ball on scratchy jumper
Isn't that illegal?
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:19:59 PM No.149557300
>>149557236
Fortunately I've managed to avoid that problem by never having had a bad take about anything, but I can see why it would be a problem for others (certain man in particular)
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:20:14 PM No.149557302
Zoomershire
Zoomershire
md5: 621e9ad00810a8fc33e3a2cd4af77ebf🔍
I initially thought it was an error but I think these lads actually call their FC team that now lmao how soulless. Hampshire win the story
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:20:18 PM No.149557303
Brydon Carse just doesn't sound like an English Cricketman's name
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:21:58 PM No.149557327
>>149557267
yes it's all the same guy
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:22:32 PM No.149557332
""""umpire's call""""
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 3:22:37 PM No.149557334
/cric/ is a shit take general
Replies: >>149557358
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 3:22:50 PM No.149557338
>celebrappeals
why is this shit not punished with fines
Replies: >>149557363
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:24:21 PM No.149557355
>>149557253
I'm generally over all the zachy and bard posts but this one is kind of a truthnuke desu
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:24:35 PM No.149557358
>>149557334
love mushrooms me
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 3:25:02 PM No.149557363
>>149557338
if you had ever played cricket you'd know that it just happens, most of the time you don't notice it or care for it because it IS out - you just notice when it it isn't given
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 3:26:32 PM No.149557378
Changed my WiFi name to JustNotCricket haha
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:28:44 PM No.149557397
Being an umpire is the easiest job in the world, just stand watching cricket and shake your head when they yell at you
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 3:30:04 PM No.149557417
Business idea: an arm brace for Bumrah
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:31:49 PM No.149557433
>>149557253
kek btfo
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:34:26 PM No.149557469
>>149556069
uniroincally why aren't there robotic umpires yet? at least for lbw with hawkeye - it just seems so pointless having humans do the job and not utilise the tech when you know it'll be more accurate
Replies: >>149557530 >>149557571
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 3:36:11 PM No.149557490
speed of play mate, hawkeye isn't instant
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:37:07 PM No.149557502
They don't get the overs in anyway, may as well use the time productively
Anonymous India
7/2/2025, 3:38:30 PM No.149557516
jaiswal goat
easily the best <30yo batter in cricket rn
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:39:16 PM No.149557530
ref
ref
md5: 3c416c96aaaf735d796a84e2646d779a🔍
>>149557469
*be's 25 years ahead of his time*
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:40:45 PM No.149557549
244-2445893_free-download-cricket-fielding-positions-for-fast-bowlers
problem with robot umpires is the wheel tracks they'll leave on the pitch after each over
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:43:24 PM No.149557571
>>149557469
bindia took about 5 years letting DRS in mate, they'll still need all their IT support to check how robots can be rigged before allowing them to umpire
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 3:51:24 PM No.149557636
Good crowd in
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:53:00 PM No.149557652
>bowl first in sunny conditions on a flat track
ah yes, the genius of bazball at it again
Replies: >>149557767
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 3:54:58 PM No.149557667
the only problem with having a bowl today was Woakes being denied at least two possibly three wickets. 4/140 looks a lot better at this stage
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:55:24 PM No.149557676
I thought a spinner is meant to turn the ball
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 3:55:37 PM No.149557678
wtf was that bullshit stat
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 3:56:13 PM No.149557686
Don't understand why Worcestershire haven't yet taken 7 wickets today

Need some umpball from former Pear Jack Shantry
Replies: >>149557866
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 3:56:37 PM No.149557691
What kind of bullshit is this comparing 37 tests against 7 and 8. Absolute disgrace
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 3:57:47 PM No.149557702
That was four if he’d brought that man in
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:04:21 PM No.149557767
>>149557652
it's got you talking about cricket - bazball has done its job
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 4:11:31 PM No.149557837
finally
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:11:35 PM No.149557838
OVER
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:12:06 PM No.149557842
179-6 coming
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 4:12:11 PM No.149557844
>87
>gone
spooky
imagine getting out to a guy who bowls slower than steve waugh and wider than a stuart macgill long hop
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 4:12:46 PM No.149557854
bit of a nothing play at that too think he got bored into it by the spin
Replies: >>149557869
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:13:15 PM No.149557860
GOLDEN ARM
O
L
D
E
N

A
R
M
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 4:13:26 PM No.149557866
>>149557686
What on earth are you talking about you silly little man?
Replies: >>149558088
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 4:14:11 PM No.149557869
>>149557854
it was almost off the pitch lol he thought "yeah this bloke chucks pies I can smash him" and lost his mental
Replies: >>149557918
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 4:19:21 PM No.149557918
>>149557869
I would keep Bashir at one end here and rotate the quicks at the other
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 4:22:49 PM No.149557968
Stokes needs to be fuller
Replies: >>149557995 >>149558100
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 4:24:00 PM No.149557985
He’d be a good bowler if he had more talent
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:24:53 PM No.149557994
Thought something had been off about this Test coverage on TMS.
No Phil Tufnell
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:24:58 PM No.149557995
>>149557968
marston's is the biggest brewery near there, not fuller's!!!
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 4:28:52 PM No.149558037
That 2nd ball better. Get it up a touch more there’s trouble
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:29:15 PM No.149558043
1012
1012
md5: e1f4d162550bb0dbab93b5450adff7ff🔍
>why yes sonny, I watch my cricket through listening to it on the radio
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:30:32 PM No.149558058
I'm at work
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 4:32:46 PM No.149558082
245747369647_thumb.jpg
245747369647_thumb.jpg
md5: a1aa5df976d4add0c6a2f2be4c4b4c42🔍
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:33:26 PM No.149558088
>>149557866
I'm 6"1 you friggin cretin!
Replies: >>149558109
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:34:27 PM No.149558100
>>149557968
Fuller's pretty shit desu, got a golden duck in the first innings vs the Pears
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:35:02 PM No.149558109
>>149558088
that's little in current year
manlet cut off is now 6 ft 3
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:36:12 PM No.149558117
thought pakis don't eat pig, why's this guy bowling pies?
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:40:08 PM No.149558159
Pies can contain any type of meat, or indeed no meat at all
Poor quality post
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 4:40:30 PM No.149558160
What does Bashir do?
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 4:41:24 PM No.149558164
pork pies are very niche, anon needs to up his pie game
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:41:54 PM No.149558167
got the pie enthusiasts on a string
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:43:34 PM No.149558183
would still have that s.oylent chugger leach over bashit tbqh
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:45:02 PM No.149558200
off bouldering then gonna go knock Ian off the top of the singles ladder at tennis
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 4:46:07 PM No.149558212
Bashir is doing alright, there’s hardly any turn and he’s going 3.56. Tongue is having a bad day
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:46:57 PM No.149558221
not having facts get in the way of my pakibashing
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:47:13 PM No.149558224
reminder bard and zachy had to wear a rainbow lanyard all of last month so yeah he's 6'1 in the heels he's given for his little civil servant toil lol
Replies: >>149558619
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 4:49:04 PM No.149558246
stokes
stokes
md5: 94fc5c55cd49ac5cefc84afc26d7c37c🔍
like it or not this is a world class transplant
Replies: >>149558369
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:00:53 PM No.149558369
>>149558246
not transplanted at all, not a bit of kiwi in him
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:11:01 PM No.149558473
theorem
theorem
md5: 38322aba5a067ee6a8409a51eb9d0053🔍
crickets back on lads
3rd sesh. decent innings so far by subhuman
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 5:14:39 PM No.149558520
>more ball replacement nonsense
seriously this shit is getting tiresome.
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:15:39 PM No.149558533
part of bazball mate. we'll do it every few overs during our series win in Aus too so cope on
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:21:05 PM No.149558600
why is the boundary rope womens sized?
disgrace
Replies: >>149558612 >>149558616 >>149558637
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:21:48 PM No.149558612
>>149558600
boundaries are good for the game
Replies: >>149558633 >>149558932
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:22:06 PM No.149558616
>>149558600
Women are playing
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:22:16 PM No.149558619
>>149558224
Why would I have to do that? I worked at home every day in June
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 5:23:34 PM No.149558633
>>149558612
There’d be more fours with larger gaps between fieldsmen if the boundary was of a more appropriate diameter and there’d be more chance of exciting 3s and 4s all run
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:23:47 PM No.149558637
>>149558600
woke nonsense
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:25:12 PM No.149558656
England had the rope pulled in because they want to really baz when they get in to bat.
Of course this means everyone will be out for 12 or less but hey at least 4s are entertaining
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 5:25:15 PM No.149558658
more like woakes nonsense if iykwim
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:25:20 PM No.149558659
>all run
fukin cringe glad when the 'dred starts and you test babies fuck off
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 5:28:52 PM No.149558689
Stupid shot. He’s tempting to kill his wicket
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 5:31:04 PM No.149558715
if the bowlers get to change the ball the batters should get to change the pitch or at least do a heavy roller
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:31:11 PM No.149558716
what's the boundary meme for those of us not watching? any pics? is it like t20 tier to promote bazball, doesn't seem to be helping the bindian run rate much
Replies: >>149558752 >>149558768
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 5:32:02 PM No.149558725
>hits a six over the extremely brought in boundary rope
boring
>places it deep between two fieldsmen and they’re coming back for four all run as the throw comes in this’ll be close
not boring
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 5:34:27 PM No.149558752
>>149558716
It’s the bad kind of autism
>the boundary must be symmetrical (for no reason)
The best course is no boundary rope but since we must evidently have them for wh&s then they should not be less than 2m and not more than 3m from the natural boundary
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 5:34:45 PM No.149558755
Personally I don't think it should be a six unless you hit it over the fence. The ropes should only exist as a means of preventing injury to fielders, and a ball that goes over the ropes but stays on the ground should only be a four.
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:36:15 PM No.149558768
>>149558716
On TMS they said this morning that it is nearly as far in as they bring it for the women's game. Only reason is that England can choose where it is so it must be part of their gameplan
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 5:36:40 PM No.149558774
If you’re injuring yourself on the fence which is 2m away from the rope that’s a natural selection issue imho
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 5:36:50 PM No.149558777
GOTTEM
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:37:02 PM No.149558781
-200IQ dismissal
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:37:33 PM No.149558784
GONE FUCK OFF
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:37:35 PM No.149558785
what a car crash of a shot
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:37:44 PM No.149558788
Objectively hitting the ball out the stadium should be 6 and out, think of the damage done to the ball landing in the car park
Replies: >>149558808
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 5:37:48 PM No.149558789
PANTS DOWN
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:38:42 PM No.149558795
six should also be a dismissal like in back garden cricket
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:39:05 PM No.149558801
caught in the crowd should be out, gets everyone interested in the game a lot more
Replies: >>149558809 >>149558825
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 5:39:22 PM No.149558805
>caught the Singh-Khan trophy!
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 5:39:28 PM No.149558808
>>149558788
We had a rule, into the pool on the full was out. Onto any roof or over any fence was also out and in all these scenarios the batskid had to retrieve the ball himself
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:39:33 PM No.149558809
>>149558801
only if it's a mum or a kid
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:41:23 PM No.149558825
>>149558801
I came up with this business idea on here years ago
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:41:30 PM No.149558829
MV5BMTAxMjkzMjkwMjBeQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU3MDg1Mzc2MzQ@._V1_QL75_UX326_
>into the pool
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 5:43:53 PM No.149558853
GOTTEM GONE FUCK OFF
USE YOUR BAT NEXT TIME YA DOPEY CUNT
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 5:43:54 PM No.149558854
If an English kid hit it into the pool we had to hold him down and put the floaties on him then throw him into the deep end, a fat English kid would take 3 or 4 of us to pick him up
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:44:11 PM No.149558857
He did not beLEAVE that would hit the stumps
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 5:44:15 PM No.149558858
its fucking bullshit that some pornstars dont do anal
Replies: >>149558880
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 5:44:20 PM No.149558859
1723061196102341
1723061196102341
md5: 6833c744fc8bf8b6be5861352854c341🔍
>this will be an easy leav.. ACK
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:44:32 PM No.149558862
>kid
FOY
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 5:44:55 PM No.149558867
ABSOLUTE POETRY
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:45:21 PM No.149558871
more like not reddy to use his bat lmao
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 5:45:23 PM No.149558872
i aint watchin the cricket
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:45:32 PM No.149558874
more like SHITish lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:46:04 PM No.149558880
>>149558858
don't think anything will be as silly as a "porn"star who makes millions on OF despite having zero nudes. simps baka (shaking my head).
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 5:48:20 PM No.149558898
business idea: annie knight v bonnie blue in the OF ashes
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:48:49 PM No.149558904
the gashes (my OC)
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:48:51 PM No.149558905
every bowler but Tongue has done well today
Worcestershire have contributed as many good cricketers to the national team as Wales
Replies: >>149558945
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:48:52 PM No.149558906
any of you lads ever texted bbc sport about the cric and got on the live feed
Replies: >>149558924 >>149558940
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:50:36 PM No.149558924
>>149558906
yeah I wrote about bazball not being real cricket but 90% of the thumbs were downwards
Replies: >>149558959
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:51:13 PM No.149558932
>>149558612
you're wrong
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:51:46 PM No.149558940
>>149558906
Me
t. steve from southampton
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:52:09 PM No.149558945
>>149558905
Vikram Solanki, Ian Botham, Steve Rhodes, the list of Worcestershire players who were also elite for England is literally (not literally) endless
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:53:08 PM No.149558954
too much cricket talk
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:53:33 PM No.149558959
>>149558924
Me
t. Greasy Tony
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 5:53:44 PM No.149558960
i paid for a few girls onlyfans and its been a waste of money each time. keep in mind my money is not hard earned so i dont care about wasting it.
Replies: >>149558971 >>149558976 >>149558981 >>149559007
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:54:51 PM No.149558971
>>149558960
did you know them personally
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 5:55:03 PM No.149558975
i wont do it again though i promise
Replies: >>149558998
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:55:06 PM No.149558976
>>149558960
Don't really understand the logic of this when porn exists
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:55:17 PM No.149558978
>Solanki
terrible player
>Botham
not a Worcs product
>Rhodes
literally WHO (looked him up and averages 20)

rest my case
Replies: >>149559014
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:55:26 PM No.149558981
>>149558960
mental
Replies: >>149558995
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:56:08 PM No.149558992
Don't really understand the logic of porn when women exist
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 5:56:34 PM No.149558995
>>149558981
i have a problem
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 5:56:38 PM No.149558998
>>149558975
good man. Find something more useful to waste your money on
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:57:19 PM No.149559007
>>149558960
>t. simpstralian from simpney, new simp wales, simpstralia
Replies: >>149559016
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 5:57:39 PM No.149559013
>french cut
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:57:40 PM No.149559014
>>149558978
I'll rest (swing) my (suit) case on your friggin head if you don't take that back
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:57:50 PM No.149559016
>>149559007
haha excellent wordplay
Replies: >>149559028
Anonymous New Zealand
7/2/2025, 5:58:33 PM No.149559025
par score?
Replies: >>149559039 >>149559051 >>149559066 >>149559079
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 5:58:59 PM No.149559028
>>149559016
As an ethnic new south welshman I do not agree with this sentiment
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 5:59:06 PM No.149559033
Day 1 nofap
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 5:59:15 PM No.149559035
it's not golf mate
Replies: >>149559052
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 5:59:28 PM No.149559039
>>149559025
325 I reckon.
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 6:00:00 PM No.149559051
>>149559025
360
Anonymous New Zealand
7/2/2025, 6:00:02 PM No.149559052
>>149559035
wish it was iykwim
par score United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:01:06 PM No.149559066
>>149559025
yes?
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 6:01:12 PM No.149559069
why can't they say chinaman anymore?
Replies: >>149559081
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:01:20 PM No.149559071
would paying for porn make sense if you could pay for requests rather than just whatever latest video she's made shoving a battered dildo between her pink sheets once again
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:01:35 PM No.149559073
there seems to be a disproportionate amount of sex workers in Aus given their population. not sure what's wrong with the females there
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 6:02:13 PM No.149559079
>>149559025
820
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 6:02:22 PM No.149559081
>>149559069
same reason they don’t say irish swing
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:03:06 PM No.149559090
>Gill is one of the Indian batters
/cric/ more like /fish/ haha
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:03:30 PM No.149559098
saw reeves crying at pmqs earlier
pathetic
Replies: >>149559114
bard United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:04:28 PM No.149559104
I'm both a tarq and a neek. they call me the neerq
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:05:04 PM No.149559114
>>149559098
My estimation of Rachel Reeves, as a woman, just fucking plummeted
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:06:11 PM No.149559129
"neerq" sounds like the name of whatever brown man he's decided not to be racist against because he averages 35 with the ball for worstershit
Replies: >>149559601
Anonymous New Zealand
7/2/2025, 6:06:45 PM No.149559135
the beauty of bazball is that there is no par score
100 runs could be enough
or 450 runs could be not enough
so exciting
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:07:22 PM No.149559145
who still watches pmqs lmao
Replies: >>149559157
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:08:16 PM No.149559157
>>149559145
there's a thing called "the news" mate sometimes it reports on PMQs if something different happened in one
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:08:43 PM No.149559163
bazball solved the 'leave' (specifically Ben Duckett. what a pointless waste of everyone's time)
bazball has also solved the 'who's winning' question - nobody is ever winning in cricket as was long suspected
wonder what they'll solve next
Replies: >>149559209
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:10:00 PM No.149559173
I get most of my news from this website. If there's a really big world event someone will post a 'is [story] a sport?'
don't need to know about some literal who lass having a cry tyvm
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 6:11:13 PM No.149559192
When i play cricket again im gonna baz it
Replies: >>149559207 >>149559267
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:12:31 PM No.149559207
>>149559192
based konstas
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 6:12:38 PM No.149559209
>>149559163
You’re wrong, someone is always winning if _____ happens and someone is always winning if that thing doesn’t happen.
Right now if England is winning
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:12:43 PM No.149559211
>James Cameron calls Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer a ‘moral cop-out’
uh oh open rift between spaccy b's top two favourite film directors
Replies: >>149559255
Anonymous New Zealand
7/2/2025, 6:13:18 PM No.149559222
reckon more sports should introduce bazball
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:14:53 PM No.149559241
ynr economic bazball and how it was meant to save the UK
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:15:17 PM No.149559246
if I were the winviz I would adjudge (or judge) the current probability of a 98% chance of a draw
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 6:15:54 PM No.149559255
>>149559211
Why are you so obsessed with Zacharias?
Replies: >>149559269
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:16:05 PM No.149559256
Nolan has had one all time kino (Interstellar) but Cameron has has two (T2, Titanic)
if he says it's a moral cop-out I believe him
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:17:14 PM No.149559263
t2 is inferior to t
arniebot best as the bulldozing villain
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 6:17:26 PM No.149559267
>>149559192
based mcsweeney
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:17:35 PM No.149559269
>>149559255
chadchy b bullied countysperg so badly at the last online meet that he's been seeing him in his nightmares ever since. so sad
Replies: >>149559335
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 6:18:56 PM No.149559283
I've never watched a James Cameron movie
Replies: >>149559312
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:19:43 PM No.149559289
>t2 is inferior to t
t for terrible take lol
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:21:07 PM No.149559303
reeves makes me cry every time she steals my money
only fitting she be humbled
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:21:23 PM No.149559304
"terrible take" is 2 t's or t2, so yes i agree!
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 6:21:24 PM No.149559305
only zoomers think T2 is better.
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:22:07 PM No.149559309
I've seen most of James Cameron's movies but cannot remember a single one
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:22:16 PM No.149559312
>>149559283
based zoomer
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:23:39 PM No.149559327
T3 is honestly quite underrated but yes T2 is better than the original and is still the greatest action kino ever made (mad that given how old it is)
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:24:29 PM No.149559333
two terrible takes, or t3, in that poost
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 6:24:34 PM No.149559335
>>149559269
Is this true?
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:28:11 PM No.149559368
>British colonists committed genocide against Australia's Indigenous population in Victoria, a landmark Aboriginal-led inquiry has found.
corr another feather in our cap
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 6:30:07 PM No.149559378
T2 was shit, trainspotting didn't need a sequel
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:30:37 PM No.149559385
1751473834673
1751473834673
md5: 593c296f07dec164e63f5bbca86f28d2🔍
feels like the abos are very late to the minority sympathy game
pic related, some abos
Replies: >>149559407
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:33:14 PM No.149559407
>>149559385
give a NSFL warning on that pic will ya
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:33:49 PM No.149559412
Boland in Fraudlewood out
Anonymous New Zealand
7/2/2025, 6:34:03 PM No.149559418
Just realised if I moved to Aus I could pass as an aboriginal
Replies: >>149559450
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 6:37:11 PM No.149559450
>>149559418
no chance
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:38:02 PM No.149559457
uhm un uburujunaal
Replies: >>149559474
Anonymous New Zealand
7/2/2025, 6:39:04 PM No.149559474
>>149559457
keep trying you'll do a good one eventually lad
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:40:03 PM No.149559483
>Brains and me and Baz are not really three things that you put together
- Ben Stokes

here's your sport in 2025 bro!
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 6:46:38 PM No.149559544
I denounce racism
Anonymous United States
7/2/2025, 6:48:38 PM No.149559568
>no tongue to arsedeep
>no tongue to Bumrah
pswbros r u k
Replies: >>149559581
Anonymous United States
7/2/2025, 6:49:41 PM No.149559581
>>149559568
†UK flags, r u k
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:49:57 PM No.149559585
just won 4-0 4-0 at tennis
barely missed
Replies: >>149559788
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:51:03 PM No.149559601
>>149559129
kirdblt (kek it really do be like that)

Only circumstance in which I'll welcome them to my green and pleasant land
Anonymous United States
7/2/2025, 6:52:30 PM No.149559609
300+ and it's moral victory for India
no, I don't think India will be able to take a single wicket. sadly
Anonymous United States
7/2/2025, 6:53:47 PM No.149559618
brb
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 6:54:23 PM No.149559625
and we were having such a nice yank free thread
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 6:54:34 PM No.149559627
nooooo the screens are too bright
Anonymous Canada
7/2/2025, 6:55:31 PM No.149559638
Just returned from some exercise. Appears I missed a few wickets.
Anonymous India
7/2/2025, 6:56:28 PM No.149559646
Why are britpakis so much better at getting into the England cricket team compared to brindians?
Replies: >>149559752 >>149559775
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 6:56:48 PM No.149559650
business idea: start the fucking game an hour earlier
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 7:01:00 PM No.149559693
business idea: if you can't take strike get off the fucking field
Anonymous India
7/2/2025, 7:01:45 PM No.149559704
>umpire Shartsfuddsoula
Anonymous United States
7/2/2025, 7:05:25 PM No.149559752
1630689803894
1630689803894
md5: 4b5aa57fb8fdbdfe9cf464a400dedb2f🔍
>>149559646
good question!
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:07:27 PM No.149559775
>>149559646
Poverty, brindians usually focus on getting gainful employment such as doctors or dentists. Britpakis focus on sports, fail and end up either as takeaway workers or uber drivers
Anonymous New Zealand
7/2/2025, 7:08:17 PM No.149559788
>>149559585
how did you start the second set without finishing the first?
Replies: >>149559796 >>149559926
Anonymous United States
7/2/2025, 7:08:59 PM No.149559796
>>149559788
GOTTEM
O
T
H
E
E
M
E
D
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:10:16 PM No.149559812
More wickets
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:10:27 PM No.149559817
really strong smell of poo in this thread
Replies: >>149559855
Anonymous United States
7/2/2025, 7:13:37 PM No.149559855
>>149559817
>t. smeller and dealer of it
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 7:13:50 PM No.149559857
guys this new ball looks out of shape, they should replace it
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:18:44 PM No.149559917
If the batswielders don't want the ball replaced all the time they shouldn't hit it so hard
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:19:41 PM No.149559926
>>149559788
short set format
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:20:23 PM No.149559940
ausgaylians clearly still thinking about the last ashes test too much. feeling guilty because they know they got away with one thanks to the rain
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:21:30 PM No.149559953
Why would anyone play girly sets when they themselves are not a man
Doesn't add up
Replies: >>149560029
Anonymous New Zealand
7/2/2025, 7:21:55 PM No.149559961
>short format "sport"
incredibly grim, dire even.
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 7:22:01 PM No.149559964
Poms don’t like rain because none of them can swim
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:22:36 PM No.149559970
That reminds me, during the last test Bard teased an information reveal about himself (likely that he is either married, divorced, gay or all 3)
Did anything come of that or is he an utter utter coward on the level of the coward Joe Root
Replies: >>149560019
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 7:23:53 PM No.149559996
Bard is a priest. Father Bard
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:24:38 PM No.149560012
can't get hard anymore
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:24:42 PM No.149560014
woakes looks 60
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:25:10 PM No.149560019
>>149559970
he brought it up again recently
he has a secret gf. didn't (You) the post that claimed this and he normally (You)s everything so pretty solid proof
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:25:44 PM No.149560029
>>149559953
nobody wants to play 3 full sets after work in some casual ladder league
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:27:48 PM No.149560057
kek did bowen get exposed at tennis AGAIN? can't do anything about those unathletic welsh genes I guess
Replies: >>149560086
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:28:52 PM No.149560068
do noodly arms help in tennis? i don't play summer activities aimed at casuals
Replies: >>149560110
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:30:33 PM No.149560086
>>149560057
no I won without dropping a game
better at tennis than bouldering desu
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:31:34 PM No.149560110
>>149560068
no
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:32:24 PM No.149560120
you're not at all good at bouldering mate, stop deluding yourself already
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:33:43 PM No.149560142
vastly better than you thoughever
Replies: >>149560168
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:33:48 PM No.149560145
he's very good at bewildering
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:35:10 PM No.149560168
>>149560142
even that's probably not true. you'll only be slightly better due to doing it for years
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 7:35:53 PM No.149560179
I’m thinking it’s a bit of a road and England have done alright to take 5, India will be satisfied but also gave away a couple of wickets being retards although on the other hand Woakes should’ve at least one more. Nice day of cricket
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:36:35 PM No.149560187
basically any decent sporty person could master v3 after 2-3 days training so you basically start at v3 and then you're at around zachy level who's maybe v3.3 or so
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:36:54 PM No.149560194
is true, FN
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:37:44 PM No.149560206
this irish fella really loves woakes
Replies: >>149560259
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:37:56 PM No.149560208
>you
>decent sporty person
lel
Replies: >>149560272
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 7:39:24 PM No.149560228
Tennis is a funny sport you really do have to know what you’re doing more than being athletic but you still need some athleticism if your opponent has some. I only played it a bit but my Grandmother was a club member and we used to watch it together her favourite player was McEnroe.
Zachy would easily beat any of you plebs who’ve never even walked on a grass court and wouldn’t even lose a point I’d wager
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:40:55 PM No.149560249
it's not a very accessible sport tbf
really hard to pick up as sports go
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 7:41:14 PM No.149560259
>>149560206
He showed a bit of passion, shame he also ran out of puff and gave up on it
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:42:00 PM No.149560272
>>149560208
ok I realise it's a touchy subject so won't carry on
v4 soon mate, before 2030 for sure
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:42:04 PM No.149560273
thats why the yanks had to invent pickleball for the fat neeks
basically an easier version
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:43:23 PM No.149560285
zachy's not tall enough to be that good at tennis
don't think there's ever been a quality 5'10" men's tenniser
Replies: >>149560334
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 7:45:02 PM No.149560307
pickleball is shit it’s the sort of rubbish should be kept for toddlers to have a bit of fun before they’re old enough to not injure themselves like tee ball or french cricket. It’s literally what we accuse them of having done by turning rounders into baseball.
If adults want to play lazy tennis they can play half court
Replies: >>149560641
Anonymous New Zealand
7/2/2025, 7:45:32 PM No.149560315
zachy only plays first to 4 in tennis because 4 (v4) is also his limit in bouldering
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:46:40 PM No.149560332
and he's known locally for his fourhead
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 7:46:42 PM No.149560334
>>149560285
Michael Chang, just ottomh
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:47:33 PM No.149560352
I'm 5' 11''
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 7:49:51 PM No.149560385
alcaraz is about 5' 6''
Anonymous Ireland
7/2/2025, 7:56:29 PM No.149560474
rod laver was 5’8 (I had to look it up to check)
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 8:00:18 PM No.149560528
zachy is tall enough technically speaking but the issue is at least 1 foot of that height is his ungainly forehead so he doesn't really get the same advantages
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 8:02:28 PM No.149560569
need a /cric/ intervention / brainstorming sesh
toothpick arms and welsh genetics - what sports can such a person have some success in?
Replies: >>149560677
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 8:07:04 PM No.149560641
>>149560307
padel is shit as well
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 8:10:29 PM No.149560677
>>149560569
there is unironically zero sports you are better than me at
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 8:16:16 PM No.149560763
cricket
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 8:23:57 PM No.149560875
I am better than all of you
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 8:32:56 PM No.149561011
>We'll have a bowl mate
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 8:35:15 PM No.149561056
310/5 isn't that great for the batsmanning team on this road desu. it's about 50-50 right now
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 8:38:23 PM No.149561113
there are sports yet to be introduced to mankind that i could heem everyone in this poomunity at
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 9:41:22 PM No.149562253
mental how it would now cost over a grand a month to rent the flat I have bought
york rental market is dire
Replies: >>149562820
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 9:52:55 PM No.149562427
>I
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 10:00:18 PM No.149562556
binning shit
prepping to move
old with the old in with the new I say
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 10:01:12 PM No.149562564
start with your personality x
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 10:06:50 PM No.149562635
>old with the old
university of loife
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 10:07:57 PM No.149562652
obvious typo of sorts you fat neek
Anonymous United States
7/2/2025, 10:09:24 PM No.149562674
ynr that Karun Nair has a test 300
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 10:09:53 PM No.149562682
nah you normally delete and repost you toothpick armed neek
you thought that was the phrase. bet you unironically think it's a doggy dog world as well lol
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 10:11:00 PM No.149562701
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md5: bfae15be477f6bec101f4f7c9c605c24🔍
mfw mummy buys me a flat in old rorke town
Replies: >>149562728
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 10:12:08 PM No.149562713
please get off your laptop and do some exercise for once in your life ol bingo wings you sweaty fat fuck
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 10:12:52 PM No.149562728
>>149562701
zachy's a very lucky boy
don't want to hear any complaints about his life on /cric/ ever again. not even in the top 10 most oppressed posters here (neither is the other civil servant btw)
Anonymous United States
7/2/2025, 10:14:31 PM No.149562765
Why does this general get all the pooftahs?
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 10:15:03 PM No.149562776
the answer to all your questions is in the 2nd reply ITT
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 10:15:22 PM No.149562778
just had a dire on board sesh
Anonymous United States
7/2/2025, 10:15:39 PM No.149562786
YFI_bird
YFI_bird
md5: a12a54bae14875603e605aa21a69b9e1🔍
Make me
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 10:17:33 PM No.149562820
>>149562253
all caused by landlords like your tarq granddad, you can hardly complain about it
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 10:32:58 PM No.149563152
ZakCrawley
ZakCrawley
md5: e637d644006446525896bdec372beff0🔍
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS ABSOLUTE FRAUD IS STILL IN THE TEAM!!
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 10:34:39 PM No.149563189
Money talks, Crawley walks (to the pavilion)
for those of you who don't know zaky c's dad is far richer than zachy b's grandpa
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 11:01:20 PM No.149563568
what sort of pajeet tier curating you got planned for this pitch bongs
thinking knee roll bounce day 3 to ankle bounce day 4
Anonymous United States
7/2/2025, 11:14:06 PM No.149563755
The average MLB player would demolish cricket
Replies: >>149563767
Anonymous Australia
7/2/2025, 11:15:02 PM No.149563767
>>149563755
poofs cant even catch a ball without a comically oversized glove lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/2/2025, 11:22:22 PM No.149563852
memeball
memeball
md5: 3d16cf0a83a29104abe8df318dce2695🔍
baseball's '''''''rep''''''' in the comparison was ruined years ago. also YFO you fat fuck
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 12:30:28 AM No.149564712
Big fan of Reeves for blubbering and crashing the pound just as I send a couple of clients a couple of invoices on dollars, more money for me
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 12:34:07 AM No.149564741
Gu3egAWWwAELcUm[1]
Gu3egAWWwAELcUm[1]
md5: cf9fcdbe10900a4e14c91ba24dadd147🔍
>Bungledesh
Match fixing or are they just THAT shite?
Replies: >>149564830
Anonymous Ireland
7/3/2025, 12:42:51 AM No.149564830
>>149564741
7/5 is not unprecedented. Match fixing is very difficult and moreso the more people involved in it
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 12:44:22 AM No.149564851
Mad how the only win Essex have had all season is the one they had to cheat for against the Pears. By rights, they should be bottom of the league
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 1:25:24 AM No.149565444
the name pears is very neeky
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 1:40:42 AM No.149565731
pears are one of the best fruits
but it also makes you think of bard's nemesis - women
Replies: >>149565947
Anonymous United States
7/3/2025, 1:52:14 AM No.149565925
...yh rate pears but also mangoes, jackfruits, blueberries, pomegranates etc etc
Replies: >>149566091
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 1:54:00 AM No.149565947
>>149565731
he has one of his own now
posted this earlier >>149556038
Anonymous United States
7/3/2025, 1:58:37 AM No.149566027
>>149556038
noice. what's she like fella¿
Replies: >>149570829
Anonymous United States
7/3/2025, 2:03:08 AM No.149566091
>>149565925
†eyequeem
Anonymous Australia
7/3/2025, 6:41:27 AM No.149570627
last night was quite boring watching
need some bazball tonight pls
Replies: >>149572070
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 6:52:50 AM No.149570829
>>149566027
it's an AI
only way to get someone to laugh at his jokes
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 7:25:37 AM No.149571353
makes sense he was banging on about ai being the future an awful lot
Anonymous New Zealand
7/3/2025, 7:58:24 AM No.149571665
/Cric/ would be so much better if someone just gave Mrs Bowen a wire coat hanger to use back in 1988
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 8:09:36 AM No.149571789
bouldering later
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 8:12:03 AM No.149571809
pebbling earlier
Anonymous Australia
7/3/2025, 8:20:41 AM No.149571873
big sexy tits
Anonymous Australia
7/3/2025, 8:51:17 AM No.149572070
>>149570627
Real cricket starts at midnight fella
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 9:07:55 AM No.149572182
fill my void /cric/
Replies: >>149572294
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 9:19:49 AM No.149572252
India will still be batting at tea
Stokes has fucked this one
Strip his captaincy and hang Root for good measure
Anonymous Australia
7/3/2025, 9:24:25 AM No.149572272
hello cricket fans
Replies: >>149572276
Anonymous Australia
7/3/2025, 9:25:09 AM No.149572276
>>149572272
Hey Dan
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 9:28:25 AM No.149572294
>>149572182
pop down to perth steam works mate they'll fix your void
Anonymous New Zealand
7/3/2025, 9:32:53 AM No.149572313
checked the score. india appear to be winning
Anonymous Australia
7/3/2025, 9:33:46 AM No.149572319
>Its another 3.5 days of boring batting on a road episode
Anonymous Australia
7/3/2025, 9:33:49 AM No.149572321
thanks for the update (unironically, im not watching the game (too busy listening to black sabbath))
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 9:34:05 AM No.149572324
it's not about winning or losing
it's about having fun
Anonymous Australia
7/3/2025, 9:34:31 AM No.149572328
Australia should forfeit the match on ethical grounds if shamar is selected
Replies: >>149572369
Anonymous New Zealand
7/3/2025, 9:35:50 AM No.149572340
checked the score. india appear to be having more fun
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 9:38:27 AM No.149572359
the best boulderer is the one that has the most fun
Replies: >>149572378
Anonymous Australia
7/3/2025, 9:39:41 AM No.149572369
>>149572328
what he do to you
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 9:40:16 AM No.149572373
nothing can come between my coco di mama sandwich and coffee breakfast sitting in front of the art museum (location subject to change as won't be as convenient when I move)
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 9:42:00 AM No.149572378
>>149572359
so true
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 9:43:15 AM No.149572384
can someone explain to me the relationship between bouldering and boulders
Replies: >>149572425
Anonymous Australia
7/3/2025, 9:45:01 AM No.149572398
newwy
>>149572390
>>149572390
>>149572390
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/3/2025, 9:49:06 AM No.149572425
>>149572384
Zero, boulders are large rocks usually found outside
Bouldering is done inside on plastic walls while attached to safety lines so you don't fall 3 feet and graze your knee