scousers are deluded edition

Dave tries to go 5 minutes without thinking about Liverpool *impossible challenge* subedition

>>149557526 (OP)
Why are scousers so fat and ugly? Kek

any update on the shit players on obscene wages to Man United situation?

>>149557661
>obscene wages
150k isn't "obscene wages"

>Chelsea signed Lyon defender Ellie Carpenter in swap deal for Ashley Lawrence

>>149557661
Apparently they want Pahlinha

first KDB jumps ship, now rodri is washed...end of an era

>Chelsea's spending hits £1.32bn with Joao Pedro signing

>>149557727
Why don't women's teams sell their sweaty match worn socks?

pedro podro
spedro spudrrro
spudro spodro

>>149558020
ebin :DDDDD

Slot in Ibiza again

>>149558079

>>149557727
Why arent mens teams raiding Lyon players rn?

He won

>>149558247
I dont dislike Arsenal but I hate this wigger.

>>149558079
Where's Isa?

>>149558275
ANON GENERATIONAL STINKER AND BANNED ::SKULL::

United signing Cunha, Mbeumo, Gyokeres, Etikike and now Watkins to play in a system with three attacking players

>>149558351
I expect that to catapult them into 13th place

>>149558343
There are a few Fan Reaction Clip channels that put him in 'Rivals and Haters' section instead of 'Arsenal Fan' section and that fucking makes me smile. He is such a fucking prick I hate him. He thinks he is 'one of the lads' he thinks he is a 22 year old. But he is a chain smoking alcoholic who hangs around with blacks and talks like one. Fuck him.

>>149558472

Today's headlines:
>Arsenal interested in 21 year-old striker Issa Badongo but Villarreal demand 'in excess of €80m'
>Aston Villa considering activating €48m release clause for RB Leipzig's French midfielder Wako Mududu
>Man United complete £18m swoop for Coventry's academy sensation Johnnie Limpopo-Smith
>Sunderland eyeing Serbia U21s Vladimir Frimpong to replace Al-Hilal bound Junior Ouagadougou

>>149558247
Oh my days what a facking ball knowledge having La Liga watching stud, bless up to him bruv

God I love trans lads

>>149558472
>who hangs around with blacks
Well he's an Arsenal fan

Genuinely don't know who any of these fan influencers are except Claude and Goldbridge

>Wako Mududu
Okay theyre just making up names at this point

Tony Khan
@TonyKhan
I’m thrilled to announce that we have agreed terms with Kenny Tete for him to stay at Fulham until at least 2028, which will make him one of our longest serving players!

Under Marco’s great leadership, Kenny is an integral player in the team. We are all very keen for him to stay with us, and I’m pleased that is now a long term commitment, as we continue to prepare for another successful Premier League campaign!
Come on Fulham!

>>149558524
All four of these names are comical.
To the point where I am wondering if this is even real news.

>Vladimir Frimpong

>>149558595
>>149558626
It's 190 new gimmick, make up fake shit.

>>149558607
>which will make him one of our longest serving players!
tony is such a dork

>>149558607
Based TK you tell em

>>149558607
Hes done well to convince him to stay, everton were convinced theyd got him

Khan also convinced Mitrovic to stay for another year when he wanted out too

>Brighton have confirmed Argentina international Valentin Barco has completed a permanent switch to Ligue 1 side Strasbourg.
>Barco signed for the Seagulls for £7.87m on a four-and-a-half-year deal from Boca Juniors in January 2024 but spent the first half of last season on loan at Sevilla.
Getting rid of all sudaca locker room cancers this window. Another amazing piece of transfer business.

>>149558844
wasn't so convincing with this ngakoue

>>149558685
Ah. One of those. I was going to say 80m for a no name 21yo striker is ridiculous but then started asking myself why he's a no name exactly.

>>149558893
can someone translate that reply?

>>149559394
I'm not reading all of that, big man.

>>149559394
>>149559424
just tony getting his pants pulled down as usual

Evening /trans/news

Chelsea winger Mykhailo Mudryk faces being drafted by the Ukrainian Army should his drug ban be upheld by the FA. Mudryk who tested positive for a controlled substance in December 2024 faces a 4 year ban on playing football. Speaking to national media Ukrainian Defence Chief General Syrski said “special dispensation was given to him for being a footballer, with that no longer being the case we would expect a fit fighting age man to report for duty and serve his country”. Mudryk has so far declined to comment(Kyiv Daily)

>In follow up to their announcement of Robbie Savage as manager, Forest Green Rovers have become the first club to sign a refugee as a professional player. In an announcement across social media chairman Dale Vince appeared alongside Muhammad Suleman Kareem a 17yr old Syrian refugee. Vince spoke about the importance of welcoming refugees into the UK and supporting them with opportunities. (Forest Echo News)

Leeds United owners San Francisco 49ers have revealed further plans to their redevelopment of Elland Road. Fans noted the change to make all bathrooms Gender Neutral in a bid to improve inclusivity in the club. Food stalls would replace traditional food vendors with possible ones including Beyond Chicken and drinks vendors including Onions and Huel. Stands would include safe standing with some areas being designated quiet zones to be more inclusive for neurodivergent fans (Yorkshire Evening Post)

>>149560087
Holy fuck chelsea literally sending their players to the frontlines kek

>>149560087
>Fans noted the change to make all bathrooms Gender Neutral in a bid to improve inclusivity in the club
game's well and truly gone

>Women's Euro threads outperforming /3PM/ last season
Grim

lol

This is recent news coming out from Sky Switzerland, apparently it is done and Gyokeres has split with his girlfriend so he doesn't have any 'ties' to Portugal.

In other news, United have been offered three players by Barca; Fermin Lopez, Ronald Araujo and Marc-Andre ter Stegen.

>>149558856
Pretty sure I remember Brighton fans on here hyping the fuck out of him. Ha ha.

>>149560087
Trying far too hard with this gimmick.

>>149558306
With Konaté

>>149560947
but why does he have to split from his gf?
can't he just fly her with him? i really dont get it.

>>149560186
>>149560241
replying to fake bullshit made up posts should result in a ban.

>“Tottenham did want Christian Norgaard. Thomas Frank absolutely loves him, he can’t stop singing his praises, but Norgaard only wanted Arsenal, he wasn’t going to listen to anything else.”

spurs are such a small club jfc

>>149558524
>Arsenal interested in 21 year-old striker
this is fake, I remember yesterday arteta saying something about not going for a striker

>>149562010

>>149561099
yet you applaud the anime and cuck posting (he'll say he doesn't)

>>149562083
what motivates a group of people ( spuds ownership) to grossly inflate numbers?

>>149557661
Many deals in progress

>>149557905
gay

>>149562186
You just know this guy sucks cock and balls and eats cum

>>149557845
kevin was thrown overboard, sadly

no one cares about the saudi cup

>>149561039
Alright Dave we’ll just have more of your cuck fantasies then

>>149561099
>Is that le HECKIN FAKE NEWS??!!
>SEND HIM TO JAIL!!
You could just go back instead..

>>149561003
Couldn't handle the best league in the world. Also apparently has a toxic personality. Guaranteed flop now.

>>149562279
You aren't funny, lad.

>>149562325
Irrelevant. Brighton's /sp/ users were hyping him as the next great South American talent. Maybe they should have some humility for once.

>>149562120
(((Levy)))

>>149562022
>Arsenal interested in a striker
Already knew it was fake news

>>149561096
Why would you question the most based part of the story?

>>149562337
dave being the most humourless and gormless poster in /trans/ taking it upon himself to critique the comedic merits of other posters again

>>149562088
>>149562313
he's right. stop shitting up the thread with your terrible gimmicks.

now dave's anime pervert friend feels the need to weigh in

>Rangers have signed Emmanuel Fernandez from Peterborough on a four-year deal.
Guess his nationality.

i really like /trans/ lads

>>149562802
>>149562874
>this one leaf with absolutely zero interest in anything in this general other than characterfaggotry
Your life must be an absolute void. I pity your existence.

>>149562874
You keep mentioning anime, the only person who posts anime in this thread is rumour anon who has posted art for about 5 years with transfer rumours. As in, he's been here much longer than you and is infinitely a better poster than you. I'm not any of discord friends either

>>149562893
Not fair, that's not his full name. If you post his full name, it's easy.

Emmanuel Oluwasegun Opeyemi Fernandez.

>>149562893
>appoint Mr. Possession as manager
>most significant signing so far is Joe Rothwell
The "Leeds B" era at Rangers is underwhelming as fuck. More banter years confirmed.

>>149562916
KWATTTLAHSMGB (kek what a trying to talk like a high school mean girl bitch)

>>149562925
>posted art

>>149562969
No denial. What a surprise.

>>149562925
>I'm not any of discord friends either

>The Club World Cup is devaluing football because players cannot perform properly, according to Professional Footballers' Association chief executive Maheta Molango.

do you guys watch footy with your La familia or are you all living away from your atomic family or do they just not care?

>replying to the leaf faggot
Stop engaging with the worst poster in this thread

>>149563431
I live alone and watch football with my friends in /sp/ match threads

>>149563431
>do you guys watch footy
no

>>149563431
I watch with /sp/ or go to the local bar for >my team and get drunk and eat tendies with randos. New job has me working a lot of weekends which is gay though.

>tfw only leaf you know irl is your drug worker and she's smoking hot
why can't they all be like this?

>>149563492
living alone is underrated imo, having peace and pushing ur self to cook/clean/take care of ur place and then just having a late night just looking outside the window is nice.
but it sucks when the unbearable weight of reality hits you and you kinda lay in bed for one week straight.

>>149563559
pretty decent.

>>149563553
Mmhm.

>>149563431
Watch it on my own. I'm too autistic to have people talking over the top of it and telling unrelated "anecdotes". Just discuss it with my /sp/ bros. Then I usually cry afterwards because that was the only thing taking my mind off how fucking shit my life is.

>Dave pretending to be someone else
Watch out lads if he has another melty he’ll spam the thread with porn again

>>149563431
usually alone, none of my friends really care about football, sometimes we'll go to a bar or something if it's a big game or a nation-game
i have gotten some of my family a little interested though, working hard to indoctrinate all of my siblings, nieces and cousins into arsenal/the sport and it's going well. have gotten them to see norway play a couple times. It's really hard though since the city-pressure is quite big from my understanding.

>>149563559
You might be a yank but at least you have a team unlike the leaf faggot, good on you lad hope you enjoy the games and your tendies.

>>149564098
and why does your precious yank friend get away with saying >my team without you holding his feet to the fire?

Don’t understand Man U fans turning their noses up at Watkins

zzzzzzzzzzzz so boring

>>149564254
only boring people are bored anon, have you considered not being a degenerate and going to bed and starting fresh tomorrow?

>>149564286
ur mom was bored of me last night

Indy has had sources for decades

>>149565228
So why is Fabrizio more famous?
Is it because
>Here we go!!
?

>>149565318
Because Fabrizio is a shill for agents and Saudi

Indy has rock solid morals and refuses to sell out

>>149565228
>>149565801
kys indy

>>149563817
>drug worker
wot

A day ahead of MSM again

>>149572134
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-asking-price-harvey-31975193

An article entirely made of speculation?

>>149572134
what a bollocks article.
>newcastle learn price of harvey elliott
>we don't know if they're interested

>>149572134
Indy is the last of a dying breed, a true journalist. Speaking truth to power and never bending his morals

>a true journalist

>>149572385
Yes

Diogo Jota is dead
https://x.com/marca/status/1940682092356292849
Not a joke

>>149572417
You must be one gullible cunt.

>>149572558
The fuck?

>>149572558
DM carrying it on their main page now.

>>149572558
didnt he just get married
RIP

>>149572582
BBC have pulled their daily transfer updates page too

>>149572558
>get linked to Newcastle
>drive 100mph into a wall

The snubs are coming thick and fast

>>149572558
Woah RIP

>>149572614
>didnt he just get married
I think like a week ago. That's crazy

>>149572558
fucking hell that's sad RIP

>>149572558
>96
Fuck. He's still 29.

>>149572614
>>149572658
>Got Married on 22nd of June 2025
Fucking hell man

>>149572558
WTF

Saw on a Liverpool twitter account something about Jota and assumed he'd been sold. What the actual fuck.

F

>>149572558
>>99

JOTA'S IN A BOX

JOTA'S IN A BOX

JOTA'S IN A BOX

>>149572787
I did actually assume the same especially with their usual melodrama and the photo being greyed out

>wanted to take a peek on RAWK
oh come on

>>149572787
same, thought it was a transfer rumour till my brother sent me a message about his death

>>149572787
>>149572804
I thought he had another injury

>>149572803
What are you expecting? It'll be a bunch of cringe followed by YNWA

>>149572558
What the hell just saw the news.
RIP

>>149572891
sure his brother also followed him

>>149572901
heh

That sucks. Apparently his tyre blew and he careened off the road.

real talk though, never liked Jota because he's just a dude whom I think got that liverpool buff so he could score against all odds even though he's limited as a player and wish him to fuck off as soon as possible so Liverpool got weaker.
obviously didn't wish it to be like this.

seems like he was speeding so I've no sympathy

>>149572975
Oops, I knew I left that drawing pin somewhere

>>149572901
kek

>>149572558
RIP

>>149572997
Based basedjak

Indy reported it yesterday

Well watch the FA just hand the title to Liverpool again 'in memory' or watch Liverpool demand 15 free points or £100m from the FA or some bullshit because they always do. It sucks he is dead but Liverpool never miss and opportunity to milk a tragedy for the rest of fucking time.

Good news is that Isak is now definitely getting signed

£40m life insurance payout into the Isak fund

>>149573065
with what money, they're hoping to get him or Nunez sold for Isak fund

>>149572803
>BLM in the year of our lord 2025

Pretty messed up how United fans hear the death of footballer and clown on it just because he's from a rival team.

>>149573088
The FA would let them spend over their PSR limits due to 'exceptional circumstances'.

>>149572558
Goddamn, took his brother too it seems

>>149573159
Gallows humour has always existed in football and always will. Yes that will mean Liverpool fans getting upset sometimes like United ones did with the Munich chants.

>mark goldbridge going live to talk about united transfers
no shame

>>149573159
What do you expect? They're bin sniffing mutants.

kinda feel bad that i wanted him gone after the PSG game

F

>>149573223
Bad timing and he didn't care about it, he just read his script

>>149573074
Not technically life insurance but player insurance and even then it is not a standard thing. Most cases, player insurance is to cover career ending injuries/disabilities and to cover long term injuries (usually the insurance will pay the wages of the player while he is injured). These are not standard because they are very expensive and a consistent 'drain' on club resources and thus PSR.

There was a claim Messi had his legs insured for around £750m, with Ronaldo having his insured for £100m. Whether that was just media bullshit, I don't know.

tl;dr death is not a standard cover on player insurance, it is usually only injury or career ending disability.

>>149572558
>Just won the league
>Just won an international trophy
>Got married like 2 weeks ago
This life is brutal

>>149573371
I would be happy with any of those before I died tbf. He had a good run.

>takes PED
>on down cycle season
>gets tyred easily

>>149573361
>Most cases, player insurance is to cover career ending injuries/disabilities

Oh like that Real Madrid academy player who had to retire a few months ago because he had an ACL surgery that got infected

>Cucalon's career was cut short after a severe knee injury during a UEFA Youth League match against Celtic in 2022. He suffered a tear of the anterior cruciate and medial collateral ligaments. While initially expected to make a full recovery, complications arose during surgery, leading to a bacterial infection and cartilage damage in his knee.

>It's real
Life is short and so very precious bros. Make sure the people around you know you love them

F

>>149573223
Seeing accounts tweet about it for interactions and then 5 minutes later go back to tweeting other transfer rumours to try maximise interactions really makes you realise how soulless and transactional our society has become

>win league number 20
>squad player 20 dies
scousers struck a deal with the devil

>>149573435
>Italian flag
>Thought it was LRL
But yeah. It's not a standard thing but most clubs do it for high value players.

>>149572558
They'll do anything to stop us winning another title

>>149572119
They help drug addicts

>>149573464
Reality is that most people likely don't even care but if you're a media guy, you're pretty much forced to make a comment even if it doesn't really matter to you. If you don't, people hound you. So this ends up becoming a 'thing' you just have to do. Same with pride month. Companies change their twitter logo, put the flag on their website somewhere, then take it off (or don't). They don't care about LGBTQIA+ shit, they just don't want the negative PR for not doing it. Which means that the act in and of itself becomes a meaningless, soulless money thing. The company doesn't care about it, they just don't want their bottom line impacted. Which is why people (not just chuds) respect companies that don't bother with it. But good luck finding a western company that won't.

>>149572558
F

>>149573523
If it was Wirtz or Salah you might have a point.

>Liverpool are 'devastated' by the death of Man Utd target Diogo Jota in a road traffic accident in Spain, the Premier League club have announced

what does this mean for the striker market?

Credit to Chelsea, they didn't wait an entire 24 hours to release a statement on Twitter this time.

>car was in flames before crashing
can an /o/tist explain this? why are sports cars so prone to this, literally never heard of any generic japanese cars suffering from this

>>149573730
Even more inflated prices sadly

Liverpool in the market for a striker now then?

>>149573789
Was it electric? Lithium batteries are just imminent explosions we manage to keep barely contained most of the time.

>>149573866
it's a lambo, aren't they hybrid at best?

>>149573789
These footballers buy supercars and then drive them so infrequently that they aren't in good condition. If this was in Spain then it's probably been sat unused for almost a year.

thinking of all those irish football clubs going unsupported

So whos replacing Jota then?

>be a multimillionaire
>drive carbon fiber coffin
I'd buy myself a road legal tank t b h

>>149574039
Isak.

>>149573906
It's not even always that they aren't in good condition it's that the majority of people aren't as good at driving as they think they are.
In this case though there's little you can do with a blowout if you're going at speed. I remember years ago watching a video of a professional racing driver going through one of those American roads where it's just desert for fucking miles and the road is practically a straight line. He has a blowout and completely loses control. Ends up somewhere miles off the road. It's only because there's no other traffic and nothing to hit that he doesn't have any kind of collision.

>>149573906
Apparently the road he was on is well known as being basically nothing better than a dirt road.

Why couldn't it have been someone useless like ter stegen or onana

Cruel world i guess

okay lads jota always scored versus arsenal he was liverpool's clutch man but this is sad asf.
RIP.
any details tho? who was driving,him or his brother? what car? where exactly?

no need to visit rawk they're all already here

>>149574250
He was driving by most accounts, Lambo, near the Spanish border to Portugal

>>149574261
They've locked the forums anyway, don't think you can visit without an account.

>>149574267
lambos are dire cars, just a show off gimmick.
always go for a ferrari when you get the big money, or a porsche if you want something more driving oriented.

> Man Utd have apparently given Garnacho, Sancho and Rashford brand new Lamborghinis and give them a 2 week break in Spain ahead of the new premier league season - Daily Mail

>>149574371
The oil prince has spoken

>>149574371
They're pointless unless you live in Germany and can go on the Autobahn. It's nearly always better to buy a top end 'useful' car if you live outside Germany as you can never hit the top speed your sports car can do, they're not really designed for comfort and they're not particularly safe. Get a top end Volvo, at least you're likely to walk free if you crash into something.

>>149574380
Would clubs still have to pay the remainder of the contract if that kind of accident happened?

>>149574448
Players have insurance to cover long term injury or career ending disabilities. Some have death covered too, but this is rare and only for 'extreme' value players (so I assume if you're over £80m). So if Sancho crashed his car and was injured, the insurance would cover the cost of his wages until he was fit or his contract ended. If he died, I assume he has some clause where United would get some money due to value. But no, if you die, you don't have to pay the contract.

This is so unfair to us. We finally have an all time great starting XI and our star striker is killed. I hope an inquiry is made (a REAL inquiry) into who is truly behind this because I suspect our last tory government played some part.

>>149574448
If you meant payments to the former club then yeah they would have to, the FIFA ruling on Sala basically enshrined that. But player wages and bonuses, no.

>>149574407
am not rich :/
>>149574417
don't really agree with you here. fast cars are fun anywhere, alot of brits are car enthusiasts with impressive car collections. and if you dont fancy breaking the law and going over the speed limit here and there, you can always take it to a ring and shoot the shit.
buying your dream sport car can unironically give you the will to live again.

>younger than me

>>149574576
I dunno, I've always been more of a 'I want a car that is useful and safe, not fast, as I am not really qualified to drive it super fast and can't do it legally anyway'. But that's just me. There is a difference between buying a £250,000 lambo and buying a Subaru Impreza or Renaut Modus and throwing a V8 in it.

>>149574602
same but I haven't even hit my prime yet

Right. That's enough talk about Liverpool and Jota, can we please get back on topic and talk about Arsenal.

>>149557526 (OP)
any update on Diego Jota to FC Grave

that's enough mourning where are the transfers

scousers literally suicidal

>>149574718
I'm a Liverchad but that's a little bit excessive.

>>149574093
The video of the crash site really doesn't match up with this, like it doesn't look as if the road was resurfaced last week but it doesn't look anywhere near as shambolic as people are suggesting

>>149574627
absolutely none wrong with that, if a honda or volvo SUV is all you need and you view cars as a mean of A to B transport and nothing else that okay. But as i said lambos are a mere status symbol and not a "driver's" car

>>149574490
>extreme value players
Yeah, i watched the Musonda interview (Chelsea's loan army with knees of glass) and he had to pay for his rehab in Dubai himself. Didn't imply anything about insurance.
>>149574490
That was harsh on Cardiff. Didn't Leicester also help with the payment?

your rivalries asides, your some things are bigger than footballs, your from a ___ fans

>>149574649
Awaiting his medical

Do you think theres an awkward moment where obviously the backroom staff are really sad about Jota dying but then someone has to be practical and go "well whats our plan"

>>149574649
currently in talks with the agent G. Reaper

>>149574902
Claim the insurance money and use it with the Coutinho money to buy Isak

>>149574902
There's probably a team of people on staff who's job it is to do exactly that.

the liverpool fans are the real victims today

>>149574902
At least it won't be a total fucking nightmare to deal with like Emiliano Sala was

>>149574943
>>149574902

yeah, at the very least with Jota you had the player at the club for years and it's likely they had names even before this happened. Sala was just a mess since he actually never arrived.

Should've bought a Bentley, or a Rolley, buy luxury, buy British

>>149574993
Imagine having an orange Bentley

well said indy

>>149575007
And stick to the speed limit

>>149575007
Jota did all that stuff though

from a purely footballing perspective it's probably not the worst thing to have an injury prone semiflop off the books with all that insurance money paid in one lump sum.

If Liverpool beat Real Madrid in the 2022 CL final and qualified for the Club World Cup, this would have never happened.

>>149574448
Most clubs would have termination clauses due to death of a player and additional insurance to cover replacement costs and loss of profits.
There are also losses to other clubs that had sell-on clauses and solidarity payments. They need insurance, too.

Cardiff City didn't have insurance coverage when Sala died, but managed to claw back a settlement from their broker.

Players might have life insurance to support their families in case of death. It is not the club's, union's nor the association's responsibility. Not all players are knowledgeable or well advised about finances.

>>149572558
RIP

>>149575094
So it's Trent's fault then

In roughly 2 decades time Jota's kids will become footballers making up for what their dad couldn't do, I believe

>>149575109
He made 7 million quid last year, his family will be fine financially

Who are we getting to replace him? Friendlies start in 2-3 weeks we can't afford to spend longer than that negotiating

>>149575137
You have Nunez

>>149575137
I'm afraid Nunez will have to pick up the slack and not be sold

>>149575137
Time for a youngster to emerge from the academy and pull a Michael Owen

uuummm Elliot bros? Does this mean we are in the starting 11 now?

>>149575160
Speedy Ngubu?

>>149575137
the league isn't ready for his redemption arc

Liverpool fans to hold a minutes' boo outside Anfield at 6pm

>>149575183
Ink's basically dry on him going to Newcastle

>>149575205
>going to Newcastle
loooooool ultimate panic signing

>>149574640
Your time will come Jlingz

>>149575205
source?

>>149575145
>>149575154
>>149575188
Absolute kino incoming

Diego Splatter

>>149574993
>bentley
>rolls royce

Why on earth would anyone in there right mind ever buy a british car?

>>149575451
Buy. British.

>>149575451
Because they don’t explode when you crash them #buybritish brexit means brexit

>>149575285
Would be great to see. There’s something very endearing about Nunez.

>>149573478
>united win league number 20
>van persie goes to shit
so fergie made a deal with the devil out of desperation before retiring and slot made one for his crucial first season at liverpool
so now hopefully it also means liverpool will have a decade or so like united have

>>149575145
>Darwin
>Succeeds because natural selection
Incredible.

wtf

>>149575481
>>149575477
Have the british finally learned how to properly use electronics in cars?

>>149574602
Further evidence of our immortality

>>149575629
I think the Germans (who unfortunately own these companies) deal with the pesky electronics

How can I remove Diogo from my current
FM save?

>>149575629
No, my Nissan was built in Sunderland and it has a spastic emergency brake

I feel bad for his wife, they were childhood sweethearts, got married last week and now he's gone

>>149575692
Gold digger's dream desu

>>149575692
shouldve thought about that when he was driving like a twat in a twatmobile shouldnt he

damn...

>>149575665
Japanese brand, lower standards

I miss Jota so much it's unreal

Jota will be forgotten when the season starts

How did he know?

got to say its not a big loss is it

Manurerats are unhinged,
Can't wait for that old corrupt rat fergie to croak so I can give some of this back

>>149575861
Don't be here at 3pm, that's when we start the real abuse :-)

how bad is this for Liverpool?

>>149575952
Well now they need 2 strikers so that's Isak off the list

>>149575952
Not huge, he only got 6 goals last season.

Liverpool still have Salah, Diaz, Nunez, Gakpo, Wirtz for the front 3. Nunez likely to get replaced

cooking lunch lads have i overdone the pork chops?

>>149575736
Pursing my lips and trumpeting the last post

>>149576084
Depends, do you like the taste of charcoal?

>>149576084
Diogo?

>>149575451
bentlys are exquisite cars, very comfy and just got that class, specially the mulsanne.

>>149575932
I'm glad at least the Man United players were at just the right place at 3 PM on the 6th of February, 1958

Why are Liverpool fans like this. They all lack self awareness.

>>149576107
Brutal

more like deadrpool

>>149576143
any interaction that starts with "as an x fan..." is guaranteed cringe

If Liverpool qualified for the Club World Cup, Jota would still be alive.

Why can't scousers stop killing people? The club should be liquidated at this point.

>hillsborough
>getting England banned from tournaments
>bus parade
>this

A futboller drives in Spain, 'e crashes.

>>149575736
I know at least with the American flag, you're supposed to raise it all the way up, then bring it down to half. I assume it's the same in Britain, seems like one of those things that's older than America

In other news number 20 is now vacant, if Wirtz wants it.

>>149576143
Hes right though

https://x.com/search?q=%22as%20a%20liverpool%20fan%22
Screenshotmong won't do it

>>149576234
Good chance the number gets retired

>>149576162
Its the thoughts and prayers of the football world

>>149574993
>Bentley
>Rolls Royce
>British
Hasnt been the case for a while now. Hell, the Continental shares platform with the Porsche Panamera and the Phantom uses a BMW engine.

>>149576143
He's correct. It's "I'm better than any of the other people offering condolences. They're doing it because he was 'theirs', I'm doing it because I'm a good person" condensed into couple of words

>>149576143
Literally the entire football twitter is calling this idiot out and only liverscum fans are defending her lol. Keep that in mind with the replies to this post btw.

When did 4chan become less schizo than the rest of the internet?

>>149574993
>Bentley
>Rolls
Both German. Jaguar/Land Rover is owned by Tata now, so Indian

>>149576166
blood on Infantino's hands for putting in that 2 team per league limit

>>149576143
It's true though. It always, without fail, feels like it's coming from a place of "I'm better than other people" rather than "I'm just being a decent human being". I don't know how to describe it properly but it just doesn't feel as genuine.

>>149576302
That's not really that surprising because a lot of people do it so of course they're going to defend themselves.

>>149576302
Dave have a day off, people have died.

>>149576308
Is the Dodge Charger an Italian sports car?

>>149576308
I think just about the 2 most British brands left in the automotive scene are Aston Martin (partially owned by Lawrence Stroll, a leaf but otherwise everything save for the engines they get from Mercedes Benz is British), and McLaren (owned by the Bahrain royal family but otherwise everything they produce is done in-house in England)

>>149576307
>Even spurs supporters are sick of jews
lol

>>149576331
I think it's probably classed as a tractor in Europe

this completely fucked me up mentally ngl
>>149576249
benfica did retire miklos fehers number back then
>>149576252
shit porsche cayenne is built in slovakia alongside audi q7/8
>>149576308
more like anglo indian(yes i wanted to make that horrible pun considering angloindians do exist as a people)

>>149576325
>I don't know how to describe it properly but it just doesn't feel as genuine.
Imagine it's equivalent being used outside of football and it becomes clear right away why it's weird.

>I don't normally fancy black girls, but you're actually quite pretty.

>>149576307
Around when twitter changed its name to X

>>149575952
It’s the worst day since they set up a memorial for a roast chicken carcass.

>>149576331
The Hellkizzy has transcended automobiles

>>149576307
Musk turned Twitter from a leftwing shithole into a schizo shithole, pretty impressive tbg.

>fuck this club world cup is boring and there aren't any decent transfers would something interesting please happen

>>149576362
Na twitter has had schizos way longer than that. I remember installing a twitter plugin on a company's website I was working at, maybe a decade ago now, and the default account for the plugin is Taylor Swift. And you could see hundreds of honest-to-god schizos in the replies or her latest tweet. You'd see some weird reply about "I got your message", click on the account and it would be thousands of tweets like "I know they've been hiding our kids from us Taylor, but we WILL find them" and "I heard Love Story on the radio today. I hear you loud and clear. They will never keep us apart. See you soon."

>>149576331
stellantis is an abomination that wont last a decade(daimler-chrysler of our times)
also ironically that new charger would have made a great chrysler

>>149573159
>rival team
Lel

Slot is too autistic to give the players the needed spark after this, they should bring back Klopp to spend some time with the team

>>149576478
>caring husband
How would he know, they only got married last week

>>149576358
Yeah, I think that's a good example. Like it implies that all X fans are just heartless bastards because they hate Y but you are not a monster even though you're an X fan. It's really weird. As if somehow being a fan of X means that you actually loved to hear the bad news about Y. I guess part of the problem is also that people see it as an X/Y thing instead of a thing that's related to Y but really is just a thing of it's own, if that makes sense. Like, yeah Jota was a Liverpool player but it's not about that, it's about him being a recently married husband, dad, brother, son, friend, whatever, whatever. It's like you delete all of those qualities and just mark him down as "Liverpool dude".

>>149576490
they knew each other/together? since high school
de facto married just not official

>>149576490
You're just not very funny lad.

>>149576465
I don't think Slot is autistic he just treats it like a job and is quite a straight forward person.

He doesn't live the job like Klopp, Mourinho etc

>>149576478
damn he was 28 just as old as me
always thought he was like 5 years older. rip

>>149576478
Didn't say he was a great brother though

>>149576655
Well he killed his brother (possibly)

>Kylian Mbappé has paid tribute to Diogo Jota and his brother André
Meanwhile nothing from TAA

>>149576719
He's on siesta at the moment

nothing really to add, sad day, and maybe second guess if you think you have a hilarious joke

>>149576747
he's warmed the bench for the last time!!!!!

>In 2023, Linzi Smith, a lifelong Newcastle United fan, received a three-season ban from her beloved club, meaning she's not allowed to attend games home or away until 2026, because she doesn't think someone born with a penis can become a woman.
>She didn't say this to a trans member of staff at the club, or even a trans fan - she said it on X. But someone decided that just expressing this belief on social media was a breach of Newcastle's equality policy, complained to the club, and the club upheld the complaint and duly sanctioned her.
May the Troon Army suffer in every window.

Konaté will be a shoulder to cry on for Isa Slot tonight.

Terrible news.

Shouldn't Bayern be looking to buy Denzil Dumfries or am I missing something?

>>149576777
I feel like she could just have someone else buy her a ticket

>>149576777
and now her club was bought by a bunch of men in dresses

>>149576811
would make it my mission to get in the stadium and post a photo as a big fuck you

Dave showing how truly demented he is. Totally incapable of thinking about anything but black willies

Mi gwan send mi condolences to di family

>>149576892
what the fuck is that language

>>149576870
Give it rest, stevie. A man died and your talking about bbc.

>>149576920
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_Pidgin

>>149576777
Embarrassing

Darwin is going to be staying now

>>149577171

just woke up and saw the news.. i have no words!!

>Diogo Jota was 'driving to ferry' when Lamborghini crashed in Spain killing himself and brother after 'doctors told him not to fly'
That doctor is about to be subjected to the wrath of the terminally-online Scouse army.

>>149575665
Japan only just stopped using floppy disks.

>>149577437
They still use Yahoo

>>149575665
>tfw built your car

>>149577421
His market value really crashed and burned.

>>149577415
>doctors told him not to fly'
For what possible reason?

Other than the Sala reason I mean

>>149577481
>CNN Portugal's sports editor Rui Loura said today live on air: 'The surgery he had was lung surgery and he had been advised against flying following this.
>'He was on his way to the northern Spanish port city of Santander to cross by ferry and reach the UK that way and carry on with the car once he reached Britain. He was on his way to Liverpool with his brother.'

>>149577456
Good work pal

>>149577476
That last line is just harsh, no need for that

Salah yet to comment. No excuse

>>149577490
He had lung surgery? And that fucks you up if you fly? Or is it in case of any complications when in the air? Also I guess that means he probably wasn't the one driving.

>>149577588
Planes are pressurised. The fluctuations in pressurisation can cause clots.

A genuine post from RedCafe:
>The footage of him playing with his lads at Anfield after winning the league and the footage of his wedding just last month make it very hard not to get choked up over the circumstances , Rest In Power Diogo and Andre.
>Always respected him even as a Red, had a real knack for scoring big goals for them constantly.
>Can't even begin to imagine what his family and his wife's family must be going through right now

Mental how clubs like United and Arsenal need to get deals done and they're not. Arsenal STILL not confirmed Zubimendi, Norgaard or Mosquera despite apparently agreeing terms with all three (though Valencia have not agreed the £17m fee with Arsenal, hoping for more, but he has a £25m release clause iirc, but is in final year and has told them he wants to move). No striker, no left winger, no right winger. Claims are they're going to pay £72m for Eze but do it in 5 instalments instead of £68m in 3.

>>149577544
Some people don't live on normie media and the internet all day.

>>149577628
Huh. I didn't even know they had fluctuations in pressurisation. Good to know I think?

wtf I love half-and-half scarves now

>>149577702
It takes weeks to send a fax with a slightly bigger number on it

>>149577490
vax complications literally claims another victim

Alright lads Dave here. All this Jota stuff puts it all in perspective. I am dropping the asterisks from their league wins, they were completely legit.

>>149577490
Why not get a comfy SUV/MPV for that kind of long distance travel

>Bruno Fernandes pays tribute to Diogo Jota
One of many to do so today. Seeing nothing from religious wanker Salah

>>149577830
what a touching tribute to Diogo Jota. good work dave.

>>149577741
That's why your ears can pop when you're going up or down

>>149572796
A SMALL BOX

Going to try to come up with one of those jokes that gets passed around
>Bought a new pad this morning but it randomly flew out of my hand and set on fire. Must've been a Diogo Jotter
What do you reckon lads

when does that porn ID check thing start?

HE SHOULD'VE SLOWED DOWN
HE SHOULD'VE SLOWED DOOOOOOWN
DIOGO JOTA
HE SHOULD'VE SLOWED DOWN

The saddest thing about this is that his family won't get to bury him. I remember seeing pics of the Paul Walker crash years ago and you could see what it did to him. Made me feel sick.

Awful that a face I used to see every weekend won't even get a proper goodbye.

Man United fan but player health comes before any rivalry. Very sad news.

>>149577893
Maybe because one of his friends and coworkers just died so hes more focused on grief than virtue signalling on social media you fucking idiot

>>149578209
It already has. It's why 4chan is going to get blocked soon.

Two more weeks

>>149577986
Oh yeah. I feel silly now.

>>149578231
this would imply a level of competence from the government. they'll ask a few mainstream porn sites to implement it and that's it.

>>149578224
What do you mean they won't get to bury him? Can't it just be a closed casket?

>>149578252
Spankbang are already doing it

>>149578224
They're bringing Paul Walker back, there's still hope for Jota

Brentford have completed the signing of Antoni Milambo from Eredivisie club Feyenoord, subject to international clearance.
>The 20-year-old midfielder has put pen to paper on a five-year contract with a club option of an additional year.
>Fee expected to be around £20mil

HE'S HERE
HE'S THERE
HE'S EVERY FUCKING WHERE
DIOGO, DIOGO

>>149578173
Reckon you aren't very funny tbqh mate

>>149578297
>Made me check
>It's real
What the fuck bros, I can't cum to my shitty imagination.

>>149578338
Just use AI to make bespoke porn that caters to your specific fetishes and fantasies. IRL porn is a dead industry

dave trying to get the lads to talk about masturbating again

Leftypol registering his ID to sign up for a female-produced porn site
Rorke having a Torwank

>>149578357
I don't have any fetishes I just like to see a willy in a vagina. Fuck I don't want to get bullied into buying a VPN but I might have no choice.

>>149578382
>I just like to see a willy

Feel like pure shit just need the PL back

>>149578338
just go somewhere else. it's completely impossible to regulate. xvids wrote a blogpost about how retarded and impossible it is.

https://pornbiz.com/post/17/the_scam_of_age_verification

i'm excited to see how it all plays out and how it's gonna expose these retarded governments who don't understand the internet

>>149578382
Lmao this nigga likes dicks

>>149578338
Just put a vpn on and set it to another country, I just did it and bypassed the block instantly

>>149576892
bomboclat

Love these new cards, anyone else collect them as kids?

AND HE'LL NEEEEEEVER DRIVE.... AGAIN

>>149578466
This reminds me of when the hotmail chatrooms were closed down/blocked over here like 20 odd years ago. That classic excuse of "protecting children" was used then too.
But what happened was

>Hotmail is the biggest and most well moderated chatroom in the country at the time
>Two kids (retards probably) got nonced or whatever by people they met on the internet
>Having a typical kneejerk reaction government they had Bill Gates himself [citation needed] close down the chatrooms in Bongistan (VPNs weren't around at the time)
>Government patted itself on the back for a job well done
>In reality all it did was send kids in search of other less well moderated chatrooms
>Some of which sex offenders just made themselves and granted themselves keys to the kingdom
>Which only made a nonissue into an issue and turned the nonce rate up to 11

It's been said before, but I genuinely am unable to tell whether our government does things like this on purpose because they think it's a good idea without properly thinking it out or if they're just seriously this incompetent. The scariest part is I'm not sure which of the two is the more comforting answer.

>>149578272
Yeah that's what I meant. His family won't get to see his face ever again. Really sad.

>>149578359
Pretty sure you're a schizophrenic because all I've seen is United fans paying their condolences to Jota.

>>149578653
He didn't say anything about United fans. He said "Dave". Who is one particular demented creature with an interracial cuckold fetish whose every waking moment revolves around the hatred of Liverpool Football Club (Dave has never been to a live match btw). He's an actual schizophrenic that should be in a nut house. He'll read this post and feel pride about getting a 'reaction' too.

>>149578701
Yeah but you call every United fan Dave. Contradicts your post. No?

>>149576777
Based
Fuck women (and the ones that will never be women)

>>149578888
>No?
No. Even if your claim was true (it's not), it still wouldn't contradict my post. Are you retarded?

>>149578898
I can't be arsed with you, desu mate.

>>149578935
I imagine everyone in your life thinks this every time they see you.

>>149578935
>desu
retard. lurk 2 years before posting

>>149578310
>Milambo
England loses a lambo in spain
England gains a lambo in holland

REMINDER

>Always check your tyres
>always check your oil level
>have regular oil changes
>obey the speed limit

>>149578943
>>149578954
Alright. Sad how you're trying to make peoples messages about Jota all about yourself. Leaving the thread now so don't bother replying. I won't read it. You will though because you need the attention.

>>149578976
>Leaving the thread now
No you're not.

>I won't read it
Yes you will.

>You will though
Your passive aggressive attempts to get the last word won't work, too bad.

>>149578625
For me it was going on Chatropolis at about 14 and talking to old Yank fellas about sex

>>149576811
She could easily say she's the girl from Against Me!

>>149578625
omegle got the same treatment just last year. hard to deny that place was a haven for nonces though.

>>149578483
>>149578417
>Being this insecure
Overcompensating lads?

>>149578961
dont forget the most important one of all
>dont rent a lambo

>>149579017
The mad thing with Omegle, or it might have been ChatRoulette, was if you got banned you were made into a sort of moderator and got a view of dozens of different convos going on.

>>149579045
I guess that's the response of a cuck, pretty much every penis that ever went into a vagina since the dawn of mankind wasn't yours.

>>149579082
So you watch exclusively lesbian porn?

>>149579080
Definitely wasn't oemgle. Omegle's would just give you a "Error: could not connect to server" message. People used to be complain all the time all over the internet thinking the site was down, accidentally exposing themselves are having been banned for noncery lol

>>149579102
No I exclusively watch men fuck my wife.

Met my first online gf on Omegle
Never managed any noncery thoughever

>>149579137
technically got nonced myself on omegle but it was very odd because the woman kept calling me daddy.

>>149579111
I think it was cr because this was probably 2009ish. It didn't last long iirc because once people found out they started purposely trying to get banned so they changed it to a more generic ban.

>>149576777
>>149579001
i still remember this, was surprised when i first saw her, and am still surprised now, someone looking like HER is holding these kind of views.
she just looks like the kind of girl with 6 flags next to her twitter name and 5 different pronouns.
don't judge a book by it's cover and all i see....

>>149579300
There are plenty of working class dykes who are basically just blokes in their attitude and outlook, never hear about them in the Guardian howeverbeit

>Rodrygo open to leaving Real Madrid with Arsenal being interested
Sneed it or keep it?

>>149579347
im sure he'll ask for a reasonable 500k a week

>>149578961
>tyres
do brits really?

>>149574380
Genuinely really sad about jota but KEK

>>149579371
they're a silly people, best to not think too much about it.

>>149579300
Lesbian folk punks were the first TERFs.

>>149579371
When you see something like this, remember that you're the ones who made the arbitrary change.

>Juventus are unlikely to cover even half of Jadon Sancho's £275,000 salary
No talk about a loan so he's taking a huge pay cut

>>149579371
Spell "velour" for us mate.

>>149579452
ACTUALLY
tyre came first in like the 1600s then both the UK and US were using tire, but the UK switched back for whatever reason

>>149579347
he's SHITE.
S H I T E.
get someone better for god sake we've been itching for a real winger and you get some bangladeshi boy.

>>149579371
this is the first ever time i paid attention to this, is it tyres for UK and tires for USA?
tires seems utterly more reasonable tho, its like saying "tired", so tires is just the same with an S instead of D.

>>149579366
He earns 200k per week at Halal.

>>149572558
liverpool now get a added 100odd mil

>>149579513
no one asked fatty

>>149579526
Who you would Arselel to sign for LW?

>>149579527
yeah so he needs more money

>>149579513
I'll take your wyrd for it

>>149579546
I accept your concession.

>>149579582
googling the history of a word is itself a concession fatty

>>149579553
as big lad cole palmah said, "my boy morgz"
morgan rogers from villel(who are suffering financially mind you). rogers is really decent and knows the prem well. he also got a nice celebration for the twitter tards to make some posts about.
we could also get eze and play him there, he'd fit well, but i think we should get eze regardless, odegaard needs real competition and eze is perfect for AM/LW.
gordon from newcastle as well, just anyone else really.

>>149579635
dumbo

>>149577476
he went to cancer? the symbol should be a little car

very sad for jota's family.
but on to more pressing matters, does liverpool try to replace him this summer? and if so, who are the targets?

>>149579652
we don't sign our posts here

>>149578297
fetlife has it

>>149579700
gottem

>>149579652
Googling Dumbo is essentially telling everyone where you're gonna be, moron.

>>149579700
you little scamp

>>149579714
I mean that's sensible. Trying to get kids to not see PornHub is just gonna lead to many fathers wondering where their license went when they open their wallets.

>>149579739
it just dumb they wont do anything about twitter and that shit has constant cp on it but I gotta sign up to gelbooru fuck off

>>149579766
I think it's wise for a government to keep a record of what its citizens sexual fetishes are so they can use it against them when they're being tortured.
You know the last thing you want is to tie up a terrorist, blindfold him, put him under a sink and start flailing him only to find out that he's gooning hard over it.
A regular citizen and his partner looking for a young man, woman or transexual for a threesome have nothing to fear, the young person is certified of age and none of them are criminals, frankly if they are fucking a transexual that might help them in a court case if they say something considered transphobic online.

>>149579766
>gelbooru
have you never seen jessica biel's rump? enough of the cartoons buddy

>>149579867
I get off to women trying lace on youtube and feet I am pure gelbooru is jerking it to akira that JAV bitch
>>149579844
you are gay

Please can we have more tasteless jokes about Diogo Jota's recent death in this thread please

>>149580201
fuck off we are talking about the gov trying to fuck with our wanking habits

>>149580201
i am working on some material but its not quite ready yet
its a very arab coded way to go, a fireball in a rented lambo, think i can do something with that

>>149579526
Mitoma signed a new contract. You can get him for a small transfer fee of 120m.

>>149580201
Love how this place turns into sickipedia on bad news

>>149580288

>>149580214
You only have to be afraid if you're a terrorist. You think the Policeman in London grabbing your shoulder and citing you for pissing between two cars is gonna be like "Anon... hmm looks like you're really into diapers, heh maybe shoulda worn one of those" as everyone in London comes out to laugh at you and he pats you on the back and asks you for 40 quid.

>>149580430
tarded take

>>149579637
Villa are good for PSR but they need to reduce wages. They aren’t going to sell their best player on 75k a week.

>>149580447
t. watches television without a license.

>>149576719
Trent's a rat

>>149580473
aren't they in the negative for PSR?

>>149580660
Not if they sell their women

>>149580668
it's that dire over there in birmmingham?
immigration really took its toll on em i see

>>149580660
Sold women’s team. Champions League money comes in now so next chance for PSR problems is June 2027 but PSR will probably be gone by then.

>>149580668
Goodness me

>Gareth Bale has tabled a £40m bid to buy his hometown club Cardiff City
Seems too cheap

>>149581011
was about to say that seems really cheap for a club who could theoretically be in the premier league next season but didn't realize they got relegated.
still seems cheap though

>>149579637
Rodrygo is a guy that can help you win trophies. Hes not on crazy wages, still young and wants to prove himself as LW. And Real is like Bayern, they wont stand in the way if he wants to leave.
Theres all this talk about Arselel wanting to finally win trophies after all that money spent since Arteta came in, surely you shouldnt let such an opportunity pass.

>>149576222
massively underrated post

Spending 65mil on Kittens is cuhrazy

I wish it were possible to buy stocks in a player.

Like imagine investing 1000£ in a U17 player and then if a big club buys him one day theyd have to buy your shares for 10000£ or more

>>149581396
Based, me too kek.

>>149581396
So be a football agent then and get in on the ground floor and make your money through transfers.

>>149581355
Nottingham has the oldest extant football club on Earth (Nott's County)

>>149581449
nah that sounds gay

>>149581396
Don't South Americans do that? It was like that thing a few years ago when player transfer were getting all fucked up because certain people held certain rights to them or some shit. Pretty sure it happened with Tevez somewhat famously.

>>149580430
uk police are there to fuck you over anything

>>149581355
>Derbyshire
>Town

>>149581396
Just lost my house on Jota

>>149580558

>>149576719

>>149581396
Imagine how high the prices would be for unknown blacks with chelsea in the market

apparently salah's died in a plane crash as well??

ManU doesn't want to overpay for Mbeumo.

He scored goals more than ManU's entire front line last season and yet they think he's too expensive.

He'll be glad he stayed at Brentford.

>>149582474
Between him and Watkins it’s 60 G/A last season they are walking away from when they clearly have the money.

>>149582349
Apparently slotto is choking on a chicken bone right now

I just can't understand why a 28 year old man with a wife and 3 children would risk his and his brother's life overtaking at those speeds.

He had it all. Now it's gone.

>>149582717
liverpool should not have let him drive all the way from portugal to liverpool in a lambo in the first place
absolutely retarded
they should have arranged transport for him

>>149582770
>>149582770
>>149582770

>
Craig Hope
@CraigHope_DM
EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle on verge of agreeing deal with Nottm Forest for Anthony Elanga after £55m offer

Full story

Gotta move on, what winger do we buy now?

>>149582783
Makes way more sense than Mbeumo and Kudus. Fast, young, right footed, sets up tap ins for overrated striker, Jacob Murphy on steroids.

>>149577390
This is bad. Like ai from a few years ago