Thread 149557728

One step further edition

NRLW
>GAME 1
Cronulla Sharks v Parramatta Eels
7:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Sharks Stadium, Sydney
1.37-3.10
>The 2025 NRLW season kicks off from Sharks Stadium with last year's runners-up Cronulla taking on Parramatta. Cronulla enter the campaign desperate to avenge last year's grand final defeat to the Roosters and they're eager to make a winning start to their season. Tiana Penitani Gray is set to line up in the centres with the Sharks looking to play an entertaining attacking style. Parramatta came agonisingly close to a finals appearance last season and will be looking to make an early statement on Thursday night. Fullback Abbi Church is set to hit the ground running after making her State of Origin debut during the Blues' series win and shapes as a key figure in the Eels attack. For the Sharks, NSW star Emma Verran has been named at fullback as she looks to return from a procedure to remove a melanoma in her back. Tiana Penitani Gray and young gun Annessa Biddle will start in the centres, with Georgia Hannaway partnering with former Titan Chantay Kiria-Ratu in the halves. Quincy Dodd will wear the No.9 jersey while Nakia Davis-Welsh is set to make an impact as the bench utility. Talei Holmes and Rhiannon Byers will start in the back row, with Brooke Anderson at lock. For the Eels, Rachael Pearson and Cassey Tohi-Hiku are set to link up in the halves for the season opener, with Abbi Church to line up at fullback. Elsie Albert and Breanna Eales have been named in the front row, with Rueben Cherrington at hooker. England international Paige Travis is set to make her NRLW debut in the back row. The Sharks have won both games against the Eels (2023 and 2024). The Eels won four of their five away games in 2024. Sharks prop Ellie Johnston has scored three tries in two games against the Eels.
Sharks 1-12 2.55
Sharks 13+ 2.55
Eels 1-12 3.80
Eels 13+ 9.25
Sharks -7.5 1.90 Eels +7.5 1.90

not a sport a sad mimicry

weird how the NRL website's API is so elusive, i'm trying to scrape it with no success

An explicit sex video featuring footy star Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow is central to the breakdown of his romance with NRLW poster girl Jaime Chapman, Daily Mail Australia can reveal.

The footy power couple's almost year-long relationship ended recently, with our exclusive reporting pointing out the telling signs they had quietly split.

Neither Tabuai-Fidow nor Chapman would comment when contacted by Daily Mail Australia - but now a source close to the couple has revealed that an X-rated video is behind the high-profile bust-up.

The footage features a young woman known to the Dolphins and Queensland State of Origin winger filming herself performing a sex act on him.

Tabuai-Fidow is easily identifiable due to his tattoos, including a recent piece featuring a bear wearing a crown that he had inked on his right thigh.

Our source told us the footage was taken on June 7, when Chapman was in camp preparing for the start of her NRLW season with the Gold Coast Titans.

>>149557728 (OP)
Women shouldn't play sports especially violent ones they should be in womanly roles but alas the anglo-americann global elite push this gender neutrality down our throats and you dumb bogan fuckwits slurp it up like the good goybots you are. Go back to fucking reddit fag

>>149558329
Idiot. Spartans invented female athletics. NRLW is the first stage in the recreation of Laconia.

>>149558353
Spartans were paedophile pagans

>>149558285
jamie should know better than to try tame that stud

>>149558329
crisp
>>149558353
limp like the coomers who watch nrlw and infest these threads

>>149558285
>fumbled Chapman
What an all time fuck up

CALLED IT
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149465536/#q149537327

>>149558381
>>149558463
And you will be one of the effete helots hunted by NRLW krypteia at night

>>149558285
Holy shit I thought you made this up. Need to see that video.

>>149557728 (OP)

There was nothing wrong with the old thread. I’m bringing it back.

One (1) more day til footy

Origin 3 is sold out

corey jensen and jesse arthars are out for the broncos, bringing in deloise hoeter and ben talty on debut.

>>149557755
>>149558329
>>149558381
>>149558463

Well well, look who just woke up

>>149558285
I'm a storms supporter, and this is HOT

>>149570287
>storms supporter

>>149570367
>>149570381
>>149570397
>FLG
IYKWIM

GAME FUCKING DAY

Jetaya will win the Dally M

>>149570514
She thought this pose was tuff

I don't think she did think that at all

>>149570586
Thought it was a turd dropped on the field in the thumbnail

>>149570514
Based shadow puppet enjoyer

I’m going to a NRL game for the first time fellas, got tickets to the Wallabies v Lions at the MCG in a few weeks

Have fun champ

>>149570514
What’s the pose?? Some anime shit?

>>149571136
SCORE!! Lad that will be a top of the table clash 2 very fun styles of rugba looige will be played ENJOY!!

>>149571136
GONE GOTTEM

>>149571520

bizarre post

>>149571978
Probably only counting physical because apparently Death Stranding 2 is 1 and I doubt it has more pre-order than Donkey Kong Bananza and whatever Mario Kart world got

It's not availiable for digital preorder at all

It's up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rCcnz0-6bM

>>149572171
For me its 0:35

>Marlee and Ellie
dream threesome

>>149572220
El-el-el-Ellie
Ch-ch-ch-chicken
My Ellie chicken yeah it’s tasty as hell
Ohhh Ellie Johnston you’ll be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!

>>149572000
I wouldn't be so sure, not nearly as many people are buying a brand new console as they are a game on a current console

innit interdasting how there are ads desperate to make you watch nrlw even though no one who isn't a coomer watches nrlw

Broncbros... Arthars and Jensen are out. Looking like Talty and Hoeter will be playing instead

I've successfully scraped the NRL website for NRL and NRLW players stats.

The youngest registered player is Jacob Halangahu
The oldest registered player is DCE

The shortest registered player is Joash Papalii (166cm)
The tallest registered player is a tie between De La Salle Va'a, Jake Clydsdale, and Nelson Asofa-Solomona (200cm)

The lightest registered player is Tom Weaver (77kg)
The heaviest registered player is AFB (123kg)

madge is a retard for not putting semu in the team instead of another midget hooker in talty

>>149572590
Pretty sure these stats are wrong. Isnt the tallest player one of the broncs?

>>149572608
Ben Te Kura doesn't have listed measurements on the website
https://www.broncos.com.au/teams/nrl-premiership/brisbane-broncos/benjamin-te-kura/

NRLW now

The youngest registered player is Talea Tonga
The oldest registered player is Lavinia Gould

The shortest registered player is Ebony Prior (153cm)
The tallest registered player is Tafao Asaua (189cm)

The lightest registered player is Emma Barnes (56kg)
The heaviest registered player is Tafao Asaua (116kg)

>>149572624
They need to get him measured. The guy is a fucking giant

TOP 20 BIG GIRLS
>Tafao Asaua - 116kg
>Ellie Johnston - 109kg
>Amber Hall - 108kg
>Essay Banu - 106kg
>Rima Butler - 105kg
>Annetta-Claudia Nu'uausala - 105kg
>Kerehitina Matua - 105kg
>Tayla Predebon - 100kg
>Jayda Lofipo - 100kg
>Felila Kia - 98kg
>Harata Butler - 97kg
>Viena Tinao - 97kg
>Estanoa Faitala-Mariner - 96kg
>Chelsea Lenarduzzi - 95kg
>Makayla Eli - 95kg
>Najvada George - 95kg
>Filomina Hanisi - 95kg
>Grace Kemp - 94kg
>Jaida Faleono - 94kg

TOP 20 TALL GIRLS
>Tafao Asaua - 189cm
>Grace Kemp - 187cm
>Mele Hufanga - 183cm
>Reegan Hicks - 183cm
>Isabella Waterman - 182cm
>Kezie Apps - 182cm
>Taneisha Gray - 182cm
>Olivia Kernick - 181cm
>Metanoia Fotu-Moala - 180cm
>Tara McGrath-West - 180cm
>Manilita Takapautolo - 180cm
>Kirra Dibb - 180cm
>Savannah Roberts-Hickling - 180cm
>Ana Malupo - 180cm
>Ellie Johnston - 178cm
>Rima Butler - 178cm
>Chelsea Lenarduzzi - 178cm
>Tommaya Kelly-Sines - 178cm
>Monalisa Soliola - 178cm

TOP 20 LIGHTWEIGHTS
>Emma Barnes - 56kg
>Ebony Prior - 58kg
>Jetaya Faifua - 58kg
>Tia-Jordyn Vasilovski - 59kg
>Emma Manzelmann - 59kg
>Nita Maynard-Perrin - 60kg
>Jada Taylor - 60kg
>Zali Hopkins - 61kg
>Jennifer Kimber - 61kg
>Chelsea Savill - 62kg
>Jayme Fressard - 63kg
>Sienna Thomas - 63kg
>Tess Staines - 63kg
>Quincy Dodd - 63kg
>Montaya Hudson - 64kg
>Tara Reinke - 64kg
>Imogen Hei - 64kg
>Tarryn Aiken - 64kg
>Maria Paseka - 64kg
>Evie McGrath - 64kg
>Kasey Reh - 64kg

>116kg
>6'2
mummy

TOP 20 SHORTSTACKS
>Ebony Prior - 153cm
>Chanté Temara - 154cm
>Sarah Togatuki - 157cm
>Nita Maynard-Perrin - 157cm
>Jayme Fressard - 158cm
>Bobbi Law - 159cm
>Nakia Davis-Welsh - 159cm
>Georgia Roche - 160cm
>Brooke Anderson - 160cm
>Shawden Burton - 160cm
>Waimarie Martin - 160cm
>Rosie Kelly - 160cm
>Ashleigh Quinlan - 160cm
>Montaya Hudson - 160cm
>Sienna Thomas - 160cm
>Jada Taylor - 160cm
>Tia-Jordyn Vasilovski - 160cm
>Leah Ollerton - 161cm
>Emily Bass - 161cm

TOP 20 ELDERLY WOMEN
>Lavinia Gould - 42 years 110 days
>Niall Williams-Guthrie - 37 years 73 days
>Ali Brigginshaw - 35 years 214 days
>Holli Wheeler - 35 years 156 days
>Breanna Eales - 34 years 239 days
>Kezie Apps - 34 years 149 days
>Brittany Breayley-Nati - 34 years 146 days
>Shakira Baker - 33 years 181 days
>Grace Hamilton - 33 years 121 days
>Nita Maynard-Perrin - 32 years 361 days
>Tallisha Harden - 32 years 347 days
>Olivia Higgins - 32 years 291 days
>Cassie Staples - 32 years 260 days
>Pauline Piliae-Rasabale - 32 years 150 days
>Apii Nicholls - 32 years 127 days
>Harata Butler - 32 years 5 days
>Rachael Pearson - 31 years 307 days
>Mahalia Murphy - 31 years 165 days
>Yasmin Clydsdale - 31 years 100 days

TOP 20 SPRING CHICKENS
>Talea Tonga - 17 years 79 days
>Eta Sikahele - 17 years 325 days
>Lahnayah Daniel - 18 years 44 days
>Uta Uatisone Poka - 18 years 87 days
>Sienna Thomas - 18 years 137 days
>Mahlie Cashin - 18 years 164 days
>Indie Bostock - 18 years 243 days
>Elise Simpson - 18 years 243 days
>Elizabeth MacGregor - 18 years 261 days
>Mercedez Taulelei-Siala - 18 years 288 days
>Phoenix-Raine Hippi - 18 years 294 days
>Ryvrr-Lee Alo - 18 years 304 days
>Pauline Suli-Ruka - 18 years 319 days
>Reegan Hicks - 18 years 329 days
>Fleur Ginn - 18 years 342 days
>Bronte Wilson - 18 years 344 days
>Takoda Thompson - 19 years 7 days
>Tiresa Leasuasu - 19 years 11 days
>Aliyah Nasio - 19 years 12 days

>Quincy Dodd - 63kg
Perfect.

>>149572962
Keziebros...

surely bipolar

yep BPD for sure, textbook homewrecker

>>149573374
>>149573475
these two should have a schizo retard baby

she’s just your run of the mill Kiwi trollop

/our/ girl Tess McWilliams making her debut for the Peels

>>149573666
Ellie finna get dabbed on

the old cow meets the young heifer.. so to speak

georgallis looks like a real dirtbag, probably loves coaching chicks

Tohi Hiku is so autistic

ok guys its our time to shine a lot of eyes are on us and they think we're weird perverts, remember don't coom post we gotta talk about how good the game is how well they're playing and the tactics they're using not who we wanna fuck etc

and remember always talk up the NRLW!.

has Sharpe ever not refballed a game?

B I G E L L I E

>he average wage for NRLW players this season is $37,500 and will rise to $63,250 by 2027
ellie would eat that much KFC in a month lol

Gallen would lose a boxing match to Ellie

EELGODDESSES
EELGODDESSES
EELGODDESSES

business idea: because of the biological differences between birthing persons and non-birthing persons I think when they kick for touch they should get 10-15+ meters from where the balls goes out unless its 20 meters from either westpac red zone

TOP 20 OLD MEN
>Daly Cherry-Evans - 36 years 133 days
>Ben Hunt - 35 years 98 days
>Mark Nicholls - 35 years 179 days
>Cody Walker - 35 years 174 days
>Martin Taupau - 35 years 150 days
>Adam Reynolds - 34 years 358 days
>Kieran Foran - 34 years 355 days
>Dane Gagai - 34 years 181 days
>Chad Townsend - 34 years 174 days
>Daniel Tupou - 34 years 16 days
>Jack De Belin - 34 years 108 days
>Damien Cook - 34 years 10 days
>Josh Papalii - 33 years 51 days
>Felise Kaufusi - 33 years 45 days
>Jordan McLean - 33 years 328 days
>Kenneath Bromwich - 33 years 285 days
>Tyson Frizell - 33 years 268 days
>Siosiua Taukeiaho - 33 years 182 days
>Michael Chee Kam - 33 years 128 days
>Tom Eisenhuth - 32 years 351 days

TOP 20 YOUTHS
>Jacob Halangahu - 18 years 311 days
>Sam Stephenson - 18 years 317 days
>Luke Laulilii - 19 years 20 days
>Joey Walsh - 19 years 46 days
>Mitchell Woods - 19 years 49 days
>Casey McLean - 19 years 70 days
>Zane Harrison - 19 years 103 days
>Coby Black - 19 years 119 days
>Toby Rodwell - 19 years 126 days
>Kaiden Lahrs - 19 years 169 days
>Salesi Foketi - 19 years 241 days
>Wilson De Courcey - 19 years 274 days
>Leka Halasima - 19 years 285 days
>De La Salle Va'a - 19 years 321 days
>Nazareth Taua - 19 years 322 days
>Jaxon Purdue - 19 years 342 days
>Tyreece Tait - 19 years 349 days
>Lachlan Galvin - 19 years 354 days
>Chevy Stewart - 19 years 363 days
>Mason Kira - 20 years 15 days

>be 36 DCE
>NOOO I WANT AMILLION DOLLAR NEW CONTRACT

he'll get it

The average NRL player is 25 years old, 183cm tall and 97kg
The average NRLW player is 24 years old, 169cm tall and 69kg (nice)

RATGOD
RATGOD
RATGOD

both non-birthing and birthing person pooarks fucking suck.
fold both of them

games gone hard

Talei looks good with the raven hair

>nrlw on
>dead thread
??????

BITEBACK

holy fuck how much has Sharpe put on the Pooarks?

I was waiting for when NRLW got enough eyes that we'd start seeing refball and a script

KINO

Church and Zali looking very fit

more like Belinda Shark

You can see the girls rally around Church too, definitely their keystone

damn millie needs to lay off the pies wtf

Church is a shoe in for the Girly M

Empty stadium. Sharks should be kicked from the comp.

poor Jada

BEEP BEEP

>>149557728 (OP)
Why is the AFL so gay?

stretcher that lovely lady gently off the field!

>>149574646
Shark Park, officially known as PointsBet Stadium, is primarily funded by the Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks NRL club, which owns the venue. The club also generates revenue through naming rights deals, membership, and other commercial activities. While the club owns the stadium, it has also received some government funding for upgrades in the past

>tradie worship advertisement
cringe

that redzone tracker on 9 is a bit introusive desu

intrusive*
this is your friendly NRLW spellchecker! enjoy your footballW!

>Another wyyyymon worship simp thread

I knew Aus was a satanic run marxist commie shithole but fucking hell lads!!

>>149574741
this has been posted before please make your own original posts and don't steal others thanks

its fake irish freshie, real irish is progressive as

POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS

stop running at the man player you idiots

>>149573475
she will just become another influencer

>>149574831
https://www.nrl.com/draw/state-of-origin/2025/round-1/maroons-v-blues/

QUINCY QUINCY QUINCY QUINCY QUINCY QUINCY QUINCY

my queen, Quincy Dudd

GODD
OI
D
D

>>149574863
You to have spelled Quincy's name incorrectly its actually Dodd not Dudd, here is some more information about her!
>Quincy Dodd (born 13 April 2000) is an Australian rugby league footballer who plays for the Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks Women in the NRL Women's Premiership.
>A hooker or halfback, she is a New South Wales representative.

DODD DODD DODD DODD DODD DODD DODD DODD

dodd sisters...

STOP RUNNING TOWARDS THE ONLY MALE PLAYER ON THE FIELD
FUCK ME

>ow my knee
literally w a l k i t o f f

That parra player looks like a bloke

>>149574935
fuck up simp

EELSGODDESSES
EELSGODDESSES
EELSGODDESSES
EELSGODDESSES

drink some milk ladies you're dropping off like flies

do they play golden point in NRLW?

We’re in here lads

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>>149574979

>>149574320
this isn't a good thing tbqh it makes watching this fucking dull and it makes me believe no one is actually watching it

ow muh nose

>>149575006
Don't you have a losing bet to sperg out about?

>>149575017
wrong fella bud

>>149575016
based Gus

Tiana can get it

KEK fucking mogged change your direction next time

>>149575029
It was the Fox commentary kek

>>149575029
oh no

Ms Anderson

Dudd was RIGHT THERE!

ellie bumping off her own peem

>>149575095
Dudd gonna dudd

Probably not the best game to put on a Thursday night tbqh there's fucking nobody there

R E F B A L L

>>149575127
two small clubs

>>149575127
tell us more about how you hate womens sport

WHERE MY PARRACHADS & CHADETTES @???

>dudd wanting a fast play the ball
So he can fuck it up again?

losing at home at the start of the season is bad juju its over for pooarks season they will be getting the spoon

Nicho Hynes infects everything like a bad miasma

biggest thing to take from tonight is that 6 agains should be removed

>Bulldogs vs Knights at 5:40 at Accor

People think Accor looks empty when there's 15-20k people at NRL games holy dooly it's gonna be a ghost town

>>149575224
been saying this for a long time, it gives the refs too much power to decide a game its almost a free 4 points either then and there or it tires the defence out that they'll let in one that they would of otherwise stopped if they weren't defending their line for a 12+ tackle set

>>149572930
based shorty

Why was the Pooarks allowed to have a bloke playing hooker?

for me it was when that male spectator wearing a peels jersey snuck onto the field and groped that woman just after she made a try didn't even see security go after him fucking weird

>Krispy Kreme Maxibon
Pretty good, surprisingly not too sweet. There are better Maxibons but this is solid. 8/10

>Selena Gomez/Chocolate and Cinnamon Oreo

Cinnamon and chocolate don't make the best combo, it's fine but boring. 5/10

>>149575325
No Parrachad post before kickoff. Not implying anything, just an observation

just watched the hammer sex tape lads

I miss Maddie Studdon.

Bring.
Her.
Back.

https://youtu.be/Z8Rilc7CdHg?si=oe9VBo2GGkMW9zrx

Her and Jada Taylor have a podcast

>>149575341

>it's fine but boring. 5/10

You're talking about Selena Gomez right?

>>149575572
no you didn't

broncos gonna win tomorrow night

>>149575572
I MUST see this... where is it??? I wanna see her big DD bouncy tits.

>>149575845
Who said the chick he was with had DD’s?

>>149575908
just assumed.

Word is Hammer was caught sending an image of his penis to another woman, and this isn't the first time (you'll remember the last time she deleted everything of him)

they'll get back together you can't keep true love separated

>>149575927
>Word is Hammer was caught sending an image of his penis to another woman, and this isn't the first time (you'll remember the last time she deleted everything of him)

>>149575965
nah he's not a bulldogs player

>>149575845
>>149575926
Kek you were excited there for a moment

>>149570237
>not being a coomer simp makes you an intelligent
>>r/nrl

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