Thread 149558487

Britain’s sweetheart Emma Raducanu returns can Wimbledon’s crowd lift her past Vondroušová?

>Order of Play
www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html

>Draws
https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/gentlemens-singles
https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/ladies-singles

>Scores
flashscore.com/tennis

>Streams
freestreams-live.fi/
https://vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesport

Previous: >>149554722

>>149558487 (OP)
Her opponent looks like she escaped from prison

doesnt look good for are emma

>>149558543
I saw an image that said the IBM supercomputer had Emma a very slight favourite

>>149558543
Emma thrives as an underdog

This Bong is silly

emma

>boulter soon
England vs. Argentina twice in 1 week.

JOAO!!!!

João might be a good grass player in the future

CAM ON TARDBET

Feel bad for Brooksby, Navarro won't look twice at a man who can't make R3 of Wimbledon.

FONSECA

>>149558514
that's our scribbles!

>>149558487 (OP)
Emma :)

we need a very drunk centre court crowd to fully rattle emmas opponent and throw her off her game

>>149558514
Fucking hell you're right. She looks like an ex-con with a pitbull and who chainsmokes

Joãaao
Fonsecaaaa

>>149558623
Vondrousova won Wimbledon two years ago and won Berlin ten days ago.

>>149558487 (OP)
Someone post the copypasta, I don't want to get banned

interference by the monkeys hooting

>>149558654
someone doodled on her arms

Joao and Jack vying to not be the 4 in le new big 4

>>149558661
are you saying you're smarter than the IBM supercomputer? really?

tarvet sounds like something an old English businessman would say to his gammon friends to describe his new 21-year-old secretary

>>149558686
there's a big 2 and that's it

>>149558654
yeh she looks like abit of a psyco

Can't decide whether to watch are Katie or Lady Sneed

>>149558676
>>149558682
I do love trees.

>>149558701
this but also Eva and linda

tarvet old boy

>>149558709
actually decision made for me, m*ids are still infesting Sneed's court

>>149558707
>this is considered an upper class neighborhood in London
those homes look like every other council estate or whatever

>>149558686
and who would be the 3rd

ARE EMMA GOING TO WIN WIMBLY

Joao celebrating emotionally like he just won the tournament after beating Brooksby in four sets in the second round

>>149558719
>m*ids are still infesting Sneed's court
eww

>731 place gap
is this the biggest mismatch in slam history?

how is alcaraz not even sweating

Come on Linda :)

>>149558741
Sudacans aren't known for their grass success

>>149558750
have you ever been to La Nucia?

Tarvet bros

holy shit tarvet

More like CarLOST! LMAO

alcaraz is from the outskirts of benidorm hes basically british

>>149558727
a high class neighbourhood in the UK isn't about McMansions on every street and other ostentatious displays of recently acquired wealth, it's about the quality of people and the lack of undesirable types

Ollie’s girl is a proper Rose

guess i'll watch Karen choke

getting ur tits out on tv for ur bfs biggest moment of his life is abit of a red flag

>>149558811
Nothing more undesirable than some hoity toity poofters who think they're so much better than the sweaty unwashed masses

Yeah I'm thinking Katie :) will make light work of this clay rat.

>>149558747
Probably not if you consider protected ranking matchups valid. Can't be certain.

>>149558811
cope. your direct neighbors are decent, but there is nothing stopping packs of muzzies from coming up to your door off the street.

Won't someone think of the field mice.

holy shit Ann Li is ugly

thought Tarvet was a WC but he actually qualified

post tarvet's english rose

noskova nipples!

what's the opposite of an english rose?

It's pronounced "Tarvét"

>>149558895
Scottish thistle.

>>149558895
Welsh daffodil

Let's go Eva *clap clap*

>>149558899
heh.

want sierra to win

i like her energy

maybe if you wore white panties you wouldn't be losing silly hohol

>>149558918
Umm maybe she's on the rag, you misogynist

>>149558514
Scribbles is a nice and sweet girl

>>149558918
this needs to be enforced and also they should have a televised panty inspection segment before the match begins

dont know why the trogolodyte latin american clay rats even bother showing up to wimbledon

i really hope she isnt a english rose seeming as he goes to university in san diego

>>149558936
for me?

michelsen

>>149558918
Looks good.

>>149558929
she's certainly playing like it

lol lys gets way too much attention relative to how good at tennis is

like she was doing some interview and they make big deal out of her get to top 100 and talking about her mentality and journey and shit

and its like

why?

shes just a random dude on tour

back to thotting on Insta for Eva

scribbles will drown ratucanu while the crowd boos her for doing so

I'm drinking to Wimbledon.

wonder how much money eva actually makes from getting her tits and vagina out

why are asians so scared of the sun

>>149558983
wash your dirty hands you savage

>>149558983
I want to clean that fingernail

>>149558962
it's because she's attractive

>>149558983
christ clean your fingernails pal

>>149558983
based

>>149558956
she cute

>>149558986
not as much as she could

>>149558895
Emma Raducanu

>>149558996
Yeah sorry I'm a degenerate Britbong

should've kept line judges, with ear pieces connected the automatic hawkeye, and have them deliver in real time what they're being told by hawkeye

you keep the tradition of having them standing there, but keep the accuracy with the tech

>>149558989
for good reason, I unironically got the worst sunburn of my life sitting in the sun at wimbledon

Katie a shit

Ironic that Lululemon chose Tiafoe as their celebrity endorsement given that the company's greatest tragedy was due to a horrific crime by a Black athlete

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lululemon_murder

>>149558993
I drink Stella what do you expect

funny thing is that objectively speaking eva isnt even THAT physically attractive

like ofcourse she is attractive but if i was in school and there was a girl who looked like her in the class, no one would be.making a big deal out of her. obviously people would crush on her but she wouldnt be like widely considered as one of the most attractive f'oids

You have to wonder how a bad a player has to be for Charles to not struggle with him in the first 2 sets of a slam match he should win in his sleep

>>149558918
She's bleeding, but this also means that she will lose.

>>149559045
completely fair. carry on.

>>149558962
She's the Alica Schmidt of Tennis

*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

BOWLED
GOTTIM
GONE

FUCK OFF KATEH

WALK OFF, CUNT

>>149559064
but alica shidt is genuinely sexual model looks tbf

>>149559076
hnnnngg

>>149558962
Because she's a slut. Probably gave the producer a bj or something.

>>149559047
objectively speaking I would wife her

Apart from the British players who should I support if Iike players with /sovl/ and have a classy aesthetic?

>>149559056
Grug just treats every match like a practice session and the only exception is Sinner

>>149558962
>she was doing some interview and they make big deal out of her get to top 100 and talking about her mentality and journey and shit
they do this to every player in an interview....they aren't going to talk shit about them

>>149559106
cam norroe

>>149558942
The money. Even those 1st/2nd rounds checks are a nice amount

>>149559064
Definitely not. Schmidt is a 9/10, Lys is a 6.5/10

>>149559111
yeh but like no one else of around her ranking would get a personal interview like that

prefer linda to eva desu

Just how good is Jordan Thompson?

>>149559121
>friend of the brand
this sounds like something a dubai prince would list

>>149559121
okay

sounds naive from myself

but now i understand why she thots herself so much

she clearly makes much much more money from her aura than she does from actually playing tennis

>>149559128
every player gets interviews. you just dont watch them.

>>149559138
better than Medvedev apparently

>>149559152
not the kind of personal interview im talking about

>>149559151
Many such cases in the shit show that is women sports

>>149559123
this may be the most homosexual post I've ever read

>>149559138
He's pretty good but often struggles with injuries

(((Lys)))

>>149559085
Kek, vulturing protected ranking spots just to lose miserably is based.

>>149559219
she is hotter than she should be on paper, the opposite of ruud

I wonder when Eva will have her big breakthrough and become good at tennis

Mochizuki was robbed

Watching Lys vs. Noskova, reading about the lululemon murders and reading /tennis/ all at the same time. Best Emma would be in awe of my multitasking abilities

tarvet should offer up his gf to grug for a consolation set

Just how good is Nuno Borges? Takes out British grass legend Billy Harris in straights and nobody mentions it as it's the most natural outcome. Sensational

>>149559278
Framed that volley on set pt in the 2nd set breaker. Should've been over in 3. I admire his willingness to come forward as a short boi though. Remember his net game and overheads in Tokyo 2023

Katie :)

Who's the redhead lass?

>>149559280
el colchón de Sinner, jajajaja

>>149559317
jannik sinner

This goofy nigga has tried his best I suppose.

>>149559337
that's a great british victory in my book

>>149559278
>karen
>gentleman

THE Solana Sierra?

Katie looking pretty corr thinking I should DM her a pic of my thighs on Instagram

Give Eva power for a comeback

\o/

>>149559280
Me and rooting for Lena :)

CAM ON KATEH

>>149559272
She's hot because she's a slut and has nice tits.

>>149559369
No

>>149559369
based on that other brit flags ratings, katie is a 3.5-4/10 so honestly yeah shoot your shot it might actually work out

>>149559320
are they forcing them to play mixed doubles or something?

is this the thirstiest general? even fig skating has some decorum

>>149559417
When does Katie Swan play?

>>149559403
Sinner begged Emma to play with him and are gracious Emma gave him the honor
https://youtu.be/euGh2ZGRNFA?t=183

Eva is doing better than I thought she would

>>149559136
бaзa

Noskova has gone bratmode, it's over

>>149559262
Would smash

>>149559427
yes, I know, but why the fuck would they waste energy on that instead of focusing on the singles?

>>149559425
anon....

>>149559380
Yeah you just know she fucks like a fighter jet.

>>149559417
No /wfg/ and /t&f/ are above /tennis/ but quite a distance.

1st set.

Osucker on court

>>149559380
sure but there's also something hot about her mid face, hard to explain

>>149558983
the absolute commonwealth

>>149559417
Not a coomer. Just no good men's games today.

Yo wtf is Charles playin at get this nigga off the court before I crash out

Tarvetbros, this is how the comeback starts

He's an alright lad

>>149559524
As a former Tarvetbro I take back that statement

I find Boulter kinda cute, like she doesn't act like a whore like Emma

Osaka sistas?
Are we dare I say it back?

>>149559549
Carlitos literally said the same thing

Why does grug struggle against shitters

>>149559562
Why would grug's mother call him Oliver?

>>149559562
When has he ever said that he prefers to be called Ollie?

>>149559524
I don't think so. Back to eva posting lads.

linda wtf

he wasn't sweating in the RG final either, guy just doesn't sweat

>>149559555
and is in general far more likeable

>>149559563
Anime power scaling

Faulter struggling against shitters from Argentina

Eva is good for tennis

fuck alcaraz. 22 years old and already tired of his endless grunting

everyone in the crowd deserves to get shot

What an upset. Unlucky Ollie.

>smiling
He never believed

I knew Ollie would defeat Ollie in straights

sex with Katie

Linda pls.

Surely this could have been done better

It's time

some sneed to feed and seed

I searched my /tennis webms the other day and found this short video of Emma in a bikini, did we ever discover how someone found this?

It was never posted on her IG, but an anon posted it here a long time ago

>>149559725
not her

does he want it to be said alcarath because spaniards don't know how to say their names properly or is it just how they say it?

>>149559725
Emma getting brutally mogged

>>149559712
Equal pay and equal broadcast time, chud

FUCK EMMA

odds on emma to retire injured

>Boulter
1 ace, 11 DFs
6 winners, 25 UEs

Fuck's sake Katie, an Argie clayrat whose best ranking is #100, sort your fucking act out!

Think I might just go to bed

>>149559736
The girl on the left is absolutely her. She even has the same bowed legs

>>149559772
I wish
I'd fuck her if you know what I mean

Amanda :)

Also 5 breaks in a row in Lys vs. Noskova

>>149559792
i think you're right actually
nice

>>149559786
spicy!

>>149559791
Grim.

choking live on bbc2 infront of the entire nation

brutal

>>149559811
The legs are what made me realise it too. I wish I knew how someone from here got it

>>149559718
Kino time

if emma, katie, linda and sneed all lose today i am going to kms

Emma gets sick again.

>>149559831
mole on the face has convinced me

Matchy for rradderz?

>>149559849
They killed every jumping ant in a five kilometre radius

get this semi professional off my screen

Boulter's lost it.

>>149559823
I'm never watching her again if she jobs this, she can fuck off and play for Australia for all I care.

i bet if you look up sierra's grass results she probably has 3 wins lifetime on the surface

guarantee katie will break back now that it's a lost cause.

like cumming on a woman's face when she just left the room

>>149559905
>like cumming on a woman's face when she just left the room
Explanation please for me?

this is grim i dont want to watch this

Rev up those dms.

>>149559903
She's always been shit. Her best result at any slam is rd3. Eva Lys has already outplaced her

oh no no no no
britbros how are we feeling???

keep forgetting Emma won a Slam

>>149559862
go on then
>>149559949
>>149559949
>>149559949
>>149559949
>>149559949

brootal mogging

Why do I feel like Fokina will randomly choke to Botic and then Botic will play some of the most hideous tennis the next round

falklands status?

>>149559957
a-at least we have sonay kartal!

mariella taking the 220 ranked nr 1 seed in straight sets out :)

Eva Lys on the ropes. C'mon girl!

>>149559945
250/500 is about her max level.

>>149559958
It's pretty crazy that she has not made it to a wta finals since then.

Katie is a disgrace

Is there actually any woman in the world with worse tattoos?

>>149559987
I'd give her ropes if you know what I mean.

this is the pinnacle of wimbledon this year

>>149559979
Good thing that she skipped grass

>>149559997
Zverev's gf is up there

Eva is finished

Pretty harsh of the beeb to stop coverage of Katie to put the build up to Emma's match on.

Shags the Umpire

Linda :)

>>149559997
No, especially when compared to Emma's lovely skin.

apart from the mens final this will be the most watched match at wimbledon this year

Linda :)

>>149560026
Calm down, Thompson vs Bonzi isn't that exciting

LINDA!
Thank you about retard Germans.

Eva :(

she may have lost but I'll never stop supporting her

gosh emma is so beautiful

are emma

Eva :(

>>149559904
I have no words

wish we got an eala moment but there's always next time :)

Katie just needs to give it up, what is she even playing for? just push out some kids and do whatever the fuck it is you do already because you clearly don't practice tennis

Yes Emma! First game on the board. Get in!

wait, you are all watching emma instead of the superior cutie paolini?

>>149560060
kek, exactly 3. swear i was just guessing. that's legit embarrassing

It is time emma bros

Katie :(

>>149559974
More likely result is Gagarin stunning THE Arthur Reindeerneck

the tattooed Markéta Vondroušová

Katie is such a weak minded bitch unlike our emma

>>149560067
I am genuinely appalled by this performance. Did I expect her to win Wimbledon or even reach the QFs? Fuck no I'm not insane, but getting heemed by some clayrat nonentity in R2 is genuinely disgraceful.

>losing to some argie bint
Swan would never.

LOL!

>>149560114
pfff

>>149560114
Kek'd when he said that.

>>149560107
>Reindeerneck
lol

this is gonna be a emotional rollercoaster

>>149560122
kek.

>>149560117
I never rated her anyway but she's gone way down in my estimation, 100% finished

>>149560135
I always need tissues when Emma's playing.

Imagine if Emma and Carlos got to dance together

they will 100% be a emma slip and then she will hobble around the court

>>149560088
kek I believe you, I was thinking the same before your post prompted me to actually check. A no-rank south American was never going to have any meaningful grass experience.
Hey she's only 21, maybe she will end her career with five Wimbys lol.
No, me neither.

Katie ):

Eva ):

Linda :):)

I don't like tattoos, I can tolerate a little but Marketa's are literally 0/10

>>149560153
>emma
awkward shuffling
>carlos
swinging a shirt around his head singing along to Mr Brightside

neither have that Wimbledon class.

asian girls are so hot

This would technically be Emma’s most impressive win

2 hours time

>a nation's hopes and dreams hang on the broad shoulders of Sonay Kartal

>>149560185
We talking noodles or curry?

>>149560165
maybe boulter will even make it past the second round at wimby at some point in her career. she even won a set

well done solana :)
time to watch my hottie biscotti, my fettuccine paolini

>>149560201
im talking hot pot

katie has british number 3 energy

>>149560199
Sonya could be the next Barty and I'd still prefer Emma.

Should I bet on Vondrousova?

Female announcer won't shut up about the fact that Osaka is a mom like yesterday they wouldn't stop glazing Coco. Pathetic.

>>149560122
fair play, I have nothing

>>149560199
less a british rose than a british brick shithouse

Emma's nips.

>>149560218
It's good to bet on your least favoured option. Then you're happy when Emma wins or you're happy to win some cash.

>>149560220
A mixed race Black single mother is playing. Watch and learn.

Marketa would not be a champion if her opponent were anyone other than Ons

>>149560229
ok FINE, i'll watch

trick

Is it just me or is CC slow as fuck? Lys vs. Noskova was way faster

>>149560162
her bowed legs provide stability in the return but don't seem great for other phases of play

treat

>6-4, 5-0
jfc diana

>>149560203
she's made R3 twice, probably won't see it again though and she will never see the second week

>>149560236
Do we really want to play the "this player's one slam should have an asterisk" game?

i dont understand why womens tennis is so much more popular than womens football

>>149560264
WTA has the goat

>>149560264
Tennis is a classier sport

Emma Cuckitini

>>149560231
this is what i do with raducanu

>>149560264
Womens football is newer and often male fans think it's trying to take attention away from the men's so they dismiss it out of hand. Womens tennis is more established and isn't seen as a threat to the men's game.

Hmm.

Look at Rinderknech. Straight away.

>>149560264
the differences between the two sports are less obvious with hand-based sports since women have massive hips which makes them look ridiculous trying to kick a football. plus the main thing in tennis is speed, which isn't obvious when looking from behind the server.

i'm guessing to people sitting on the side of the court, the difference in speed is much more obvious

>>149560193
It would based on Marketa's form, she was on fire in Berlin

>>149560291
>>149560297
nice blazer

>>149560297
If Emma's watching then who is playing?

>>149560264
fewer bulldykes

>>149560232
Hi Ben

emma and that f1 driver albon would be the ultimate british asian power couple

>>149560309
Oh you.

>>149560298
How did you know

>>149560295
also politics.

we don't really know what the politics are of any given tennis player, nor the people who watch it.

every single person in a women's PL match suppports LGBTQ, votes labour, lib dem or green, supports Palestine, supports free school meals for kids, all that gay shit

I can't stand this commentary wanking off to Emma anytime she does anything

>>149560321
that is actually my name and i had a mini-heart attack thinking i'd accidentally doxxed myself

>>149560323
Albon racing under the Thai flag has always stopped me supporting him as much as I otherwise would as he seems like a nice chap.

>>149560337
please show some respect for your brave emma

Where is he?

>>149560337
ikr, that's my job!

Time for Shitz

>>149560343
kek

>>149560337
>he doesn't wank off to Emma
>he isn't wanking off to Emma right now

>>149560323
Idk the last few years since he moved to the worst team in the grid. That Albon guy has been getting very angry. I dont want my Emma to be a domestic violence victim

>>149560356
this is the guy filling my tennis thread with smiley faces

>>149560327
There's levels to this shit. 2x 2nd week at wimby including a QF and former world #15. Plus best nose job on tour

>>149560363
She's already been colonized by BSC,

Yes Emma! If you win this break point you may well win the set!

>>149560369
based happy norf man

The papers are going to be funny tomorrow after all the fapping about the most players getting through R1 for however many years.
It's sad how quickly we forget actually - for a while Murray had cured us of the British disease of celebrating utter mediocrity - he's not even been retired a year and with the exception of Draper, we're right back there.

SHES BACK

>>149560264
WTA pros would at least beat amateur men in tennis and everyone in this thread.

11 posters in an /sp/ football match threat would HEEM the women's CL finalists. They can't fucking play.

>>149560337
True, if she took a shit on the baseline all you'd hear about is how perfectly formed it was.

personally i cannot get past the fact that raducanu's face is unmistakably fish-like. she is essentially a reverse mermaid with a tennis racquet

>>149560343
LMFAO, sorry Ben

>>149560411
>WTA pros would at least beat amateur men
Not so sure about that

How would /tenny/ react to Emma winning a second slam?

>>149560424
Her face looks better in motion than it does in photos.

>>149560420
lmao

EMMA YOU STUPID BITCH

>breaks straight back
I'm tired wobbie.

>>149560434
I'd fill a small fish bowl full of cum.

>>149560434
Non-stop shitposting for 3 weeks

>>149560433
The very best guy at your local tennis club would probably win yeah.

>>149560433
Sabalenka would

ENGLANDS OWN TOMMY T

those tattoos must make her less MARKETAble with sponsors

COME ON ARE EMMA

my door is always wide open for emma raducanu and my back door if you know what i mean

>centre court "night session"
>over at 8 pm
??? Are they going to move a match from the outer courts?

What's your favourite Emma Raducanu picture

what are we drinking lads

Vondrousova gonna KWAB this happa slag

Female sportswomen are lucky in the sense that they can get random male sportsmen to train against and give them a tough time, helping them work on their technique as opposed to relying on their physicality.
If only there were like generically engineered monkey men top male sportsmen could train with. Like who's gonna give Alcaraz a tough training session? But if Emma takes a random semi pro bloke off the street she could have a very tough training session with him for sure.

>>149560522
>1.8% fat
grim, barely tastes like anything

go home bitch

>>149560513
They could do.

>>149560522
>skimmed milk
For what purpose?

Why are they glazing Emma so hard

>>149560400
The real problem is that for some reason Britain gives a shit about having top performers in every sport. Just stupid. Just a bizarre expectation to have.

CZECH MATE VONDROUSOVA

>>149560321
Rothenberg is such a sack of shit. Really, anyone the NY Times employs is

>>149560522
If you stuck that milk in my tea I would spit it in your face.

>>149560537
Boston Dynamics is probably working on some kind of robot

>>149560539
I was a fan of Reeves but she's gone down in my estimation from this. A disappointment to her gender, having the first female chancellor do this. Never in a million years would you have caught Brown or Darling weeping like babies in the house of commons.

Lets fucking go EMMA

>>149560573
>t.

>>149560572
Ball kids will be the first to go when roboids get to the stage where they can collect the balls effectively.

COME ON EMMA

forgot how shit wta was every time

Who made those horrible ruts on the centre court?

>>149560562
We have a relatively large population and are one of the richest countries in the world. Not to mention sport is incredibly popular here and we invented most of the big ones. I don't think being competitive at every major sport is unreasonable.

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

emma

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

i bet the same anons cheering emma on now are the same ones that crucify her after a defeat
bigots

what's petchey's agenda with Stella Artois?

>>149560594
i want ball collection robots to have some kind of high powered vacuum mechanism that sucks the balls in from anywhere in the stadium. I need to hear a pneumatic SHOOP every time this occurs.

>>149560522
it's only 11. nothing but black coffee all morning. you should drink the siracha however.

Diana ):

Katerina ):

>>149560630
Just put string on the ball and have them rolled back in like yo-yos.

Shitz already down

Fritzbros?

the line calls are soo loud

>>149560608
You didn’t invent tennis anyway

What do we think of Emma vs Sabalenka?

>>149560654
My 95% accurate men's tennis winner predicting method is simple: if you have never heard of one of the guy's name then he will lose

should be a conveyor belt with fresh tennis balls encircling the court. when you're serving you can pick a couple out like those conveyor belt sushi restaurants

>>149560662
Maybe not but Wimbledon is synonymous with it.

>>149560668
>never heard of Fritz
What?

>shitz
>caca
ESPN on suicide watch

>>149560675
The balls should be different colours and worth different points if you win points with them. Things like serve an ace with a gold ball and win the game, miss the first serve with a red ball and forfeit the game, stuff like that.

>>149560662
yeah and some faggots might have invented the steam engine before but we put it to good use

umm, paolini bros?

>>149560701
remove doubles and replace them with this

>>149560690
Talking about Diallo brev

>>149560630
magnets

Emma's got this, she looks laser-focused. Not the "why do I have to play tennis" stare you've seen sometimes.

emma playing well lads

>>149560701
Serve an ace with the joker ball and you swap your score with your opponent.

>>149560701
there should also be a pistol with a single bullet available, to be discharged at anyone present except your opponent.

Emma is like Taylor Swift to me. A completely sexless being

>>149560743
"Forfeit the match or your girlfriend gets it."

>>149560701
have a legends ball.

Federer in the royal box can launch a brick at you. if he hits you, he shouts "legends ball"

my Paolini :)

Diallo looks like he came straight out of a 90s techno music video

>>149560705
another seed threatening to crash out alert

>>149560703
Yes and the Phoenicians invented large ships but you used them to ruin the entire world

Raducanu said last year prior to Wimbledon that she believed she'd win one of the next two. Looks on track for that. Imperious, confident and hitting with venom

>>149560767
crowds on their best behavior, too scared to make eye contact with either player
cameramen leaving their zoom lenses untouched
coaches refusing to attend their players matches

paolini is out

>mark petchey wearing a stella artois hat
Hmm.

EMMA

>>149560832
Polpetta :(((

scrap doubles and make a manlets division
its time

>>149560835
saw they were selling these in the coop the other day did make me laugh

surprised there aren't more emma simps in here

>>149560859
hard to type with one hand and all that

>>149560859
They probably know she gets the tranny next round

Thousands of men around the world are currently masturbating.

>>149560859
We're Iga chads around here

>>149560859
early rounds
casuals dont realise presume she would be playing until late in the tornament

tranny has not looked in great form, could very easily see her rattled by the crowd and repeat her french open errorfest

An important hold for Emma there.

Class.

Ay yo just turned it on our girl is going to win

>>149560859
we're all in the dedicated emma matchthread

>>149560881
>Thousands
More like millions I reckon

Emma vs Aryna should be interesting

>>149560902
no, both ashlyn and jazz are struggling at the mo. unless you meant someone else?

>>149560915
6-1, 3-0 (w)

Someone tell Fritz that he is supported to dominate with his service

gib emma stream
freestreams died on me

>>149560926
Based

>>149560859
Raducanus simps are top-tier cringe

>>149560934
https://vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesport?z=video-212808533_456258623%2Fclub212808533

>>149560915
Bagel incoming

>>149560946
i think, and hope, some of it is ironic

Hate this split screen shit

What player made those signs on the baseline of the Centre Court? Grug?

SHITZ

she's playing great tbf

Finally....

>>149560948
thx

>>149560972
20 gorillion posts early

>>149560972
could you BE any more early

PACE

>>149560972
Why?

Lehecka and Shitz both losing

>>149560972
not posting until this hits 500, stop this silly shit
CAM ON EMMA
in other news MiDi cancelled until tomorrow :(

make a real new

>>149560972
shameless simping

Am I becoming schizophrenic or was there a man counting just then?

>>149561067
yes

why does this gypsy play for GB

Fritz will get suspended again kek

>>149560941
>>149560941
>>149560941
new

>>149561078
Yes a man was counting or yes I've got th family curse?

WTA knowers, is there any chance that /ourgal/ Raducanu could pull off a shock and beat Sabalenka in R3?

>>149560522
SHABBAT? Oh no no no no.

>>149561120
"A congenital heart defect has felled Sabalenka, moments before she entered the court!"

>>149561120
I believe in Emma :)

>>149561120
It would require Sabalenka having a meltdown , but she usually only gets those in grand finals.

>>149561120
>>149560894

>>149558487 (OP)
our gyppo did it

>>149561120
The home crowd could shake up Sabalenka, she's surprisingly fragile sometimes.

If not I don't see it. Emma's COME ONs will probably have Aryna wanting to rip her throat out

VDC and Fokina just keep playing. Maybe someone should inform them about the grave dangers of British darkness