Thread 149558615

very funny stuff
no heemvious bad stuff happened last thread

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

quemuel ottoni was scheduled to fight kody steele but he pulled out last minute because he had chills

Let's have a good clean thread

Xneed don't look at this.

>>149558664
Excellent post.

Topturo Apturo

>Charles Poo Bronx Oliveira
>Kai Kara-Fraud
Where do these two go from here?

>>149558694
>Jared Gordon rematch
>Just doin some haka stuff

Diddy won

>>149558694
KOTS

kwarb

>>149558714
about to diddy this lil shit

>>149558714
>i heemspect you brazza. sorry it had to be you
>delivers two super necessary blows
what did ilia mean by this?

>>149558776
He wanted Oliveira to retire to save him from a career ending like Tony's

>>149558782
yjk jesus wants him to use PEDs or some shit

>>149558615 (OP)
All your teammates is a bunch of faggot.

>>149558790
>Oliveras career started like Tonys ended
Levels.

>>149558782
is this the cut to 145lbs?

brendan schuab is looking more and more like aaron hernadez

it's a prophecy

Just how bad is Michael Chandler

>>149558806
No he's just a jacked up white boy. God's most powerful soldier

Video footage of madame Xneed at a diner

absolute state of /heem/

Oh Sneeds here? Hi Sneed!

Sneed isn't even here

whats the future tense thing where you speak from the future like its the present or something?

Sneed is always in my heart

Oh, oh well.... Hi spammy!

New York, New York, big city of heems
And everything in New York ain't always what it seems
You might get heemed if you come from outta town
But I'm down by law and I'm from Tha Dogg Pound
Too much, I heem too many people
Too much, uh-huh-huh-huh-huh
It's too much, I heem too many people
And when I finish heemin', ain't gon' be no sequel

>>149558925
Xhe actually is xhe's just trying to hide from xer Spamdaddy bullying xer.

Oh? Sneed IS here? Hi Sneed!

>>149558615 (OP)
I feel like the topuria wrestling isn't as good as people say, just because he started as a grappler doesn't mean he's THAT good.
I mean, we saw fucking Bryce Mitchell dominate him on the ground for a round.

you now remember:
sean strickland
charles oliveira
israel adesanya
jon jones

Xneed when xhe doesn't get xer daily dosage of HRT and BBCdaddy cummies

doesnt matter, ilia is stronger than them all now. can only be stopped by a range abuser.

we run heem

era defining tko

Tony is training Arman? That should interesting.

Is this one safe?

>>149558928
Talmbout thatprophetic perfect tense b?

Im going to rape Hap

>>149559376
yeah that's it thanks b

I predicted the paleolithic era

Nigger

Pantoja had an great run but I kind of feel bad for him; Joshua Van will run him over

>*frees Diddy*

Who can heem him at this point?

de ridder is probably going to take over middleweight, but first we have to see what he does to reddit rob.

>>149559557
He loses to the entire top 5

>>149559565
On planet retard maybe

Dude he went life and death with THE shart and beat THE BO niggle

He loses to the top 5

You guys are just Riddler haters, he will prove you wrong

>>149558848
chandler is so fucking corny bro why couldn't he just post a video of him taking a shot of tequila instead of this faux skit shit

>RDR vs Paul Craig
Did it just get chilly in here

Every time I close come off VLC player to check messages while watching the fights 7/10 times it won't hold my play, so I have to waste time scrolling through trying to find where I was. It's fucking infuriating. Is there a way to fix this?

So what's y'all's card for UFC 320 ?

>>149559672
yair rodriguez vs josh emmett 2 for the interim bmf championship

>>149559661
try not being black

>>149559672
All WMA card

>>149559672
pereira/prochazka 6

>>149559672
what's my card? nigga what? what the fuck are you even saying?

>>149559672
>Gane vs Parkin
>Jiri vs Jan
>JDM vs Ilia
All for titles

Just farted in this white bitches face

>>149559745
Your mom?

im da pussy eata

Last general didn't hit the bump

>>149559861
It did then spergs got banned

bro i eat so much pussy

>>149559822
No this woman at the store, she was crouched down looking at Olive Oil and I got my asshole a few inches from her face and blasted her. She told her husband and they looked pissed and I just laughed and laughed as I walked out. White people are pathetic.

look at de diamonds dey shine

holy kek I just kick this guy out of my grocery store for shitting himself

if ilia can do this to emmett he can do it to islam

Grant Dawson is 12-1 in the UFC

>>149559966
...'s twp BLACKED division.

That 5’5 40 year old journeyman? Basically Islam

Jillia

>>149559932
Josh Emmett and it was unfortunately close

ilia might lose against topuria

bo might lose against nickal

>>149559932
that nigga j. emmet sonic the hedgehog

sonic the hedgehog-coded fighters?

What's next for Kai Kara Quebec?

>>149560294
Erceg

just checked in on /box/...

No ufc for 2 weeks?

>>149560294
Post the after pic

sir... a second topuria has hit the octagon

Gonna fart on another whites face today at the grocery store, will keep you guys posted

>>149560508
She was preparing for my meng

Hello /heem/.

>>149560333
Derrick Lewis is next weekend

UFC needs more off weeks tbqh

>>149560736
At least it's not in the APEX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbR_4DitUFg&ab_channel=CombatSportsForever
IT'S UP

>>149560854
>1:19:09
wtf no thanks

Venum era is so boring
Who can honestly tell the difference between Toopooria, Dvallhiswill, and Tsarpoocan? Let alone the 50 brazzas and generic Brasilians

Heeming minge like it pays the bills

Nigger

>>149560973
Why did you use a picture of Clitia’s boyfriend?

>>149561002
wow
This post makes me feel unsafe

what were you doing in summer of 1992 anon?

Ilia is the brownest in his family and also the most successful one. Uhm pigskinbros......

>>149559843
I'm sad that they didn't even pull one card off in the end

>>149561002
Monitor

uhm I am sorry but if you haven't ever had atleast 1 UFC champion you aren't allowed to post in this thread

Ilja Topuria began his mma journey in Finland. Three belts. Two champions including weili.

It's 3 AM. Chandler slowly opens the door and sits on the edge of Hap's bed.
"Get in hero position, Hapman," he whispers.

"Ai'ght yt pops," Hap murmurs, half asleep...

Hap begins to lay prone. Without hesitstion Chandler pulls down Hap's Paw Patrol pajama pants, revealing his plump, black, ass. He salivates at the sight as he takes out a bottle of baby lotion...

Chandler begins to oil Hap's shiny metallic bronze cheeks. They glisten brightly under the moonlight...

>>149561214
kek

They're hyping Talbott because he's zesty an got sugar in he's tank
they need a gay prospect/contender

the commentary is so bad and you can tell when they tell them to ham it up with 'certain' fighters

Niggers need to die out.

>>149561292
Talbeast has aura. Deal with it.

wait gdl died already?

>>149561325
We don't tolerate racism around here

>>149561292
Izzy, Merab, Sylvia, Jones, there have been many gay champs. Nobody cares about that anymore

big tom "bubba" aspinall was born and raised in houston texas

I met Cabbage many many years ago in Las Vegas at the Imperial Palace Hotel. Nice guy, we smoked cigarettes together.

how does it make you feel that fedor's non-fixed mma record is 14-6

Lost footage of Madame pleasuring xerself
What a naughty piggy!

>>149561292
seriously he's dogshit, even i can beat the shit out of him, even if i wasnt 2 weight classes heavier

>>149561414
where did you get this photo of me?

Madame Xneed is one naughty depraved piggy

Remember when I said there would be a meltdown if Ilia got p4p #1?

What have we done to deserve these awful images

>>149561555
Georgians have such a beautiful culture

>>149561535
I stole my friend Mike's Power Ranger toy in 1st grade and took it home

>>149561508
I thought brazzacord would lay low for a bit after months of being wrong about everything and wait for new metodichka.

Post that one of the black dude jacking his dick off and rubbing on that fat white slob sitting down. Watching him take it made my dick move

>>149561508
do you honestly believe we'd be meltdown free right now if Charles had won?

>>149561676
You just know sneed was bricked up when the BBCdaddy rubbed his ebony obelisk on the piggy's face

Xneed was molested by his dead daddy just like Shota Sean

>>149561746
FUCK yeah thanks DOO

any updates from BJ Penn dot com

this shit is gay

>>149561746
Take it you white pig FUCK I came

dare I say....
he's revved

arman ducked gamrot

Raped. Fucking. Faggot.

That's Ilia Topuria.

A faggot.

A gay..fucking..faggot..WITH AIDS!!!

Gaped, raped, fudgepacked and sissied...

CLITIA

Nothing About'im Screams Heterosexual

>ARRRRRRRRRRGH NO, JAI PLEASE, NOT THERE, WE'RE ON LIVE TELEVISION, DON'T RAPE ME, I'M A FIGHTER, DON'T MOUNT AND PENETRATE ME ORALLY IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE, PLEASE JAI, NO I'M BEING RAPED, HELP ME, HEEEEEEEEEELP

Thoughts on professional fighter Clitia R. Topiglet crying "like a bitch" because he got dropped by Jai Herbert?

Black don't crack and Clitia took too much black in his crack when he met Jai on the fateful day

Clitia Topuria getting raped in his faggot ass wait a minute that also didn't happen...because it was CONSENSUAL, KEK WHAT A FAGGOT ASS BITCH

UFC Fighter Ilia Touria done got raped in his cryan shithole in 2023.... Oh lordy loo!

Crying Manlet Clitia Topiglet (faggot) can't stop jerking off while fantasizing about 2023 gay black men in a circle around him jizzing on his gay face and smacking their redwoods on his high cheekbones like the fucking raped manlet queer he is

[Verse 1]
I know I was built for this, I don’t quit
Nobody can handle it, no one gonna take that risk
I’m all in

[Chorus]
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped

[Verse 2]
You can take me down, knock me out
Turn around and it’s lights out
Nothing’s gonna stop you now, I’ve got no doubt

[Chorus]
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah, I was born to be raped, raped, raped
Yeah Clitia R. Topiglet, was born to be raped

>>149561855
>moves his camp to ATT to learn from GODrot

>>149561872
by a brown person as well

Armbitch fear another unanimous decisioning from GODrot

Post more blacks subjugating whites with their huge niggercocks

>>149561872
not reading any of this

German chocolate > American chocolate

the topuria ko genuinely brings me close to tears i can't watch it again

>>149561955
Yeah I can't believe he hot caught like that by Paddy

This is a wasteland

>>149561922
This is what happens to macuckchev

>>149561872
Factual post sadly

>>149561900
Is Topturo chasing Islam because Islam is Khabibs protege and Toptoro is getting revenge for Gooby?

Topiglet oinks for Slamdaddy slop

>>149561924
Canadian Chocolate>everything

I will not follow them.

>>149562002
Factual Post Brazza

>>149561924
Ritter is the one with all the weird flavours right? I don't think we get all of them over here

>>149562023
Lindt is from Switzerland you absolute numpty

>>149561924
most European choccy mogs dEsU

>>149562028
Give me head and make me food and Ill upgrade your life you sad little fag of a ting

>>149562041
Yeah the cornflakes one is smackin

Arman will be on Ariels show today btw

>>149562042
Yes one of our Canadian Colonies

>>149562016
he is trying to reset the timeline that gooby's alcoholic ass messed up by tapping

>>149562072
The one in the dress is a baddie, his bussy would get devastated. The one in the pants looks like a melted wax sculpture.

Volkanovski was coming fresh off of being brutally knocked out
Holloway had to cut back down to 145 after putting on muscle for 155 and was compromised
Oliveira is washed up and has been for a while, on top of always being hittable and getting hurt easily

In conclusion, Gamrot beats Topuria quite easily. Beats Makachev too.

>>149562113
trvke

>Jealous of him? This guy cant even put a fuckin' sentence together...
>He's reaching for those grapes, He's trying to make his wine, and the wine is already sounding like a violin with that cheese and wine.

>>149562023
Our chocolate and dairy is shit.

FACT: Topiglet has never fought a brazza and ducked Movdaddy

Some are calling it the most fraudulent winstreak of all time

>>149562150
>Our

>>149562161
gigabum gaethje will make that x4

pigslam is number two
ilia is number one
ilia has two belts
pigslam has none
ilia has no defeats
pigslam has one

I have lost to paul craig of all people

>>149558615 (OP)
kwab

khabib was always bad

Paul Craig of all people has done something no Finnish national is able to do.

>>149562161
Paddy will also rape Gaycheese. I hope that dumb cunt never gets another title shot. Whiny cunt. Bum. Flushed. Should retire.

Is Carlos Ullberg Maori?

cord finna freak

why hasn't charles been fighting at welterweight? he would have beaten most of them (past tense)

Anyone who would rather see Ilia/Islam than Ilia/Paddy is a gay fucking faggot who should kill themselves instantly. Make the most of Paddy. He has put in the work to get eyes on him and gives fun performances. The two have history. The fact that we can get Ilia/Paddy is hilarious. No one would have predicted this when their spat happened all that time ago. People might have thought that Ilia would get a title. It would have been very unlikely to get two titles. And pretty much no one was thinking Paddy might get a title-shot. And yet it can all happen. It's brilliant. But no no no no no, people want to see Islam fight another featherweight for the millionth time. Get fucked. Ilia/Islam can happen once Ilia has defended against Paddy.
Garth can FUCK OFF. No more handouts for that bum.
Arman can FUCK OFF. Pull-out merchant rich-boy with nothing to back it up.

Seeing Paddy cuck those two faggots is so fucking great.
Dana should shoot himself in the head for pouring cold soup on Ilia/Paddy.


MAY GOD SEND A THUNDERSTRIKE TO THOSE WHO WISH TO SEE ILIA/ISLAM INSTEAD OF THE PADDY FIGHT

>cold soup
wtf is bruh talking about

>>149562303
170 belongs to his brother Ian

>>149562285
He's definitely someting like that. Maori is just one ethnic group of the region. Ulberg might be another ethnic group but similar region.

I'm gonna need an announcement from Dana soon

>>149562340
kekerino, he could have been there before he knew Ian Garry

"I'm a gay faggot"
- Big Dana announcement

lil pup is typing on paragraphs expecting anyone to read that shit lmaooo

Niggers need to die out. SERIOUSLY.

>>149562406
We don't use the n word here

Ilja began his mma career in Finland. Weili is finland. 3 belts. 2 champions. Finland.

kek Arman was born in Georgia and lived most of his life in Russia, he has never actually lived in Armenia

>>149562412
Where do we use it

/heem/ drought this week

I'm a big gay faggot

>>149559142
This

>>149562455
Not here

>>149562458
unfortunately, we have PFL on friday and Saturday

>>149562322
Tobes do you really eat curry in Kensington what were you expecting

>>149562504
We don't watch that shit here

>>149562477
Many are saying this

>>149562504
So a heem drought?

>>149562519
no way that's him not enough spelling and grammatical errors

Matchmakers for the PooFC need to be shot out of canon.

>>149562542
It's the Capitalising for me sucker and suckertash

>>149562531
you WILL watch
>>149562539
yeah

I won't.

>>149562574
yjk he's hearing chains rattle and whips cracking in his head

>>149562292
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why do people tapping to chokes ever? can you get cte from getting choked too much or some shit?

>>149562632
it's scary it's like being choked

>>149562632
You can become retarded now

I would never tap. CSO

saaar why do people tapping to chokes

>>149562605
Finding out he's a bl*ck man has made far too much sense

I tap to pawg milfs

id tap that ass haha

What does bro work on in the Gym

Islam is actually ducking.

>>149562672
Source?

>>149562671
Stocking the supplements and changing the sodas in the machine

>>149562672
White people will make even their memes cucked

>>149562632
its like being waterboarded. people say just hold you're breath lol but its an unbearable experience

Real ones don't tap.

No Bigger is doing fake wrestling with the Hulkster

Sweden.

>>149562732
Kai tapped

>>149562745
Kek how can he so consistently make the wrong moves besides Riff Raff did that years ago

>>149562784
Exactly.

317 was a banger unironically, which means everything will suck until reddit rob gets bleemed

Kai "Kara Francis Ngannou" Asakura

Acktually, they're dagestani

>>149562769
GOAT

goddamn sanna is such a fucking ghoul

>>149562769
Lost the undisputed rape capital championship of the world to us.

>>149562825
Who's the labia?

>>149562825
Sanna Marin is a confirmed lesbian btw with a personal harem of submissive Swedish wenches

Nigga is already retired LMAO

>>149562855
id do molly with her all night

Kai Kara Gaethje

>>149562887
Remember when the UFC said Robert Whittaker would be in violation of his UFC contract if he represented Australia in wrestling at the commonwealth games?

>>149562887
faggot ass american took 1 knee and called it quits kek, mma needs soccer kicks so we can rid the "sport" of these jewdogs.

oh shit spammy woke up from his medication nap

I shit on (A)bus

king kai kamacha kara france-asakura

How the fuck did the most stacked division become literal ghost town?
>Ilia retires in 4 fights at most
>Arman refuses to fight
>Gaethje will be vegetable soon
>Dustin has retirement fight in a month
>Charles is washed and will go on Aldo streak
>Dariush is old
>Hooker is old
>Chandler has been washed for years

>>149562887
This is what ONE fight with NeRigger can do to a rigga

>>149562887
KWABOTY

>>149562948
lightweight has always been a dogshit division you just fell for the meme i'm afraid

>>149562948
>Gaethje will be vegetable soon
Soon?

>>149562998
what a lifetime of getting heemed does to a nigga

What does Abus Magomedov work on in the Gym?

>>149562997
Not true at all. 205, HW and Izzy era 185 are actual dogshit divisions
The Charles/poirier/gaethje generation were all good fighters they’re just aging out now

>>149562948
most fighters are bums, that's why

>>149562998
kek thats NOT how u spel decipline

um actually gaethje just won a Ferrari playing golf

a man often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it

Nigger

i propose a new heem rule going forward

we don't write cuss words

skkkttt
this is your pilot justin gaethje speaking
dis a plane

ok so

when yoel sticks his tongue out its based and cool and wins him the round

and when Kai Kara does it it's cringe?

mind explaining??????

>>149561414
what is this

>>149563072
We don't use the n word here

>>149563082
Curse words*

Yoel vs Kai Kara France is the fight to make
book it Dana you giant fag

>>149563119
idk and its not le short people because everyone boys pantoja

>>149562887
I just watched him on Ariels show, he is wrestling in between UFC fights, aims to still fight for Dana twice a year. Get your facts right mf

>>149563019
Wide Turns

>>149563082
yer a little spanish sausage with a side of french toast m8
a real helmet wearer for cranial protection lad

im gonna say a bad word

f u c k

many parallels to the emelianenko brothers

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>149563241
*THE* Tortilla?

>>149563249
POTY

>>149563249
You can't say that.

>>149563072
Whoah whoah whoah

>>149563283
he finna do be saying it tho

>>149563047
she wanna hop in the rarri

>>149563324
popeye ass walk cycle

Tortilla Salsapuria

>>149563344
sounds like a megsigan cookie

Grandma Khabib

Got my ugg boots
Got my AR15
Got my big dick right here

/box/ runs this shit

Feed us William Gomis.. in France

why is topturo sr. not fighting though? Merab is old, he will ruin schedule like that.

>>149563380
Rotinom

>>149563404
literally no one knows who this is

ok boys we have to secretly keep the alt heem thread alive by bumping it every couple hours. dont make it obvious so just pretend you are accidently in the wrong thread

The minge is on the rag and there's no ufc on this weekend

De Ridder will heem Du Pussi.

whos the lb. for lb. goat across time?

>>149563563
You know damn well who it is

whys arman doing a media tour?

>>149563595
WE are improving our public image to get a title shot

>>149563595
titleshot

>>149563563
GSP duh

met brandon royval lol

I have the same type of mustache as Poatan

>>149563461
4 fights in the UFC, 2 top 15 opponents, how do you not know who he is?

How would one theoretically get over getting heemed in sparring to the mid section lads? Asking for a friend..

>>149563663
okay and?

>>149563696
why u being mean to me

i have the same penis as brendan schaub

>>149563663
bivol ass haircut

>>149563708
sorry

>>149563692
getting dropped by a bodyshot is less embarrassing than getting heemed b

>>149563595
>go around seething about Ilia ducking him
>muzzcord floods the social media
>Dana eventually decides to release Arman from cuck corner
if he doesn't do it, then he didn't miss the weight. nigga literally popped.

>>149563714
okay there I grew it out

>McGregor revealed plans yesterday to co-finance a new animation studio focused on creating an anime series based on his rise from plumber's apprentice to global fighting phenomenon. The project, tentatively titled "The Notorious Path," will be produced in collaboration with Tokyo-based studio representatives.

The fuck?

>>149563751
i have chills

>>149563751
15 years to late what a goofter
he heemed his own story

>>149563728
Obviously. It's still not a nice feeling thoughbeit

>disc scratch sound
>screen freezes
>Yup this is me. you all must be wondering how I got in this situation

>>149563769
whats going on rod

>>149563776
Signing on with the UFC and taking the fight against Khabib?

Imagine if Khabib never got injuries or suspended after the Conor fight

We could've got a Cowboy win, Masvidal win and Tony win

>>149563751
Self-worshipping plumber can't fathom that his time is up.

why did you burgers let p diddy free
mma

Poatan is the middleweight GOAT

I don't want to see any photoshopped pictures of Schaub. It's disrespectful as fuck

>>149563820
very zesty shirt

>>149563815
His lawyer needs to get lynched. Same faggot who got a fucking child molester free.

>>149563751
DA SON OV A PLUMBA

I will not follow them.

>>149563894
not funny

>>149563895
Excellent mantra bruder hh

DJ (Disc Jockey) Dillashaw

BJ Pillashaw

Elia better watch out for that cat meng

>firefighter, tard wrangler, bouncer, UFC fighter
MMA guys used to be so badass, what happened?

My opinions? Those of Chael Sonnen, of course

>>149563971
Based
Dangerously so

>>149563965
Canelo probably CTE'd Masvidal so bad if they sparred

Check out my Chael Sonnen impression

*runs my fucking mouth*

Just listened to a youtube short of mcgregor talking to that big head rich guy like 10 times over whilst wiping

>>149563971
You still watch that dude? He just gives a headaches, he talks in circles about nothing. Unsubbed 2 years ago

>>149563969
back when men were men

>>149563969
The moustache stuff is a bit too Tom of Finland

>>149564003
Bro just had a mustache and was roided

>>149564027
Theyre still roided
let me guess you think a 40 yo Jon jones is natty?

>>149564036
jon and stipe looked pretty natty to me

>>149564036
Okay, bro just had a mustache.
>>149564045
Jones is most likely still on TRT or something, he roided too much in his youht for his hormones to not be fucked up and need TRT to bring his test levels to regular

>>149564045
>>149564058
this “sport” stopped being interesting when pride dieded

steroids are fine unless you use them against me

>>149564074
You're a clown, Pride is unwatchable. The fighters all fought like fucking bums

>>149564074
You could look like that if you tried spammy

>>149564058
he says himself he doesn't even train/work out anymore so idk b
his brother has massive gyno titties from roiding

>>149564082
Dont forget to dilate your neovagina
>>149564090
lol

>>149564076
gsp after his loss to hendricks

I hate you
I HATE you
I HATE YOU

>>149564124
You captialized each word in increasing succession with each new iteration of the statement

>>149564002
>He just gives a headaches, he talks in circles about nothing.
He is literally my 4chan coach/

>>149563981
nah meng probably heemed that individual

>>149564002
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE A PERSONALITY YOU HAVE TO BE A RANDOM MUSLIM EASTERN EURO GROUND HUMPER OR ILL LOSE MY MIIIIIIIIIIND
the absolute state of danacels

Guru fans assemble

Do you think a Djinn made Khabib kill his fazza?

>>149563969
Most bouncers are just big fat guys who can't find a job elsewhere, it isn't a cool job at all

>>149564234
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/58705-lambert-akhiadov
can with no good wins

MOVSAR owns you bitch

>>149564337
What’s this have to do with frye exactly?
This convo isn’t about modern times when a fat slob can handle 99 percent of “men”

>>149564357
movsar already ducked that fight.

bring baby nigga back

He lost, but he won.

ilia heems the fan favourites

The Djinn made Movsar marry a child

>>149558782
the chosen one... the one to defeat topuria...

>>149564364
yeah bro movsar the one who escaped the division

>>149564389
If Ilia becomes the fan favorite does that mean he will heemself? Food for thought.

I dont care for boomer mma

>>149564420
ok then meet us at LW then

we're about to witness the full power of algerian IQ

put respect on that man fryes name
this isnt the NBA

"I'm sorry. I didn't want it to be you." - Paul Felder to Charles Olivera

Padiddy Pimblett

P Diddy Pimblett

this is a sick fight because if van loses he can work his way back up and catch pantoja right before retirement as he is hitting his prime

>>149564433
dont worry that manlet will be back
were focused on dominating the division unlike some one title defense coward

Ilia Topuria is good but he comes off as such a pompous asshole (+ manlet) that no one actually likes him.

paddy the baddie (hot girl) pimblette

>>149564516
bring me my fuckin title you uber drving faggot

>>149564517
kiddie diddler has to beat Volk first which he obviously will never do. to imply that, you have to be casual.

muzzrats are all casuals

>>149564531
bro did you got deported?

noncesar's never dominated a fight in his life lmao

>>149564443
A number between 0 and 0,5

>>149564523
dont forget fake
one minute a Spanish the next is Georgian

i'm still a fan of kai kara france

Pozzy Pimplet

>>149564557
Those prelims beat the next PPV

conor mcmahon

>>149564536
>Volk
this is like hamzat vs nick diaz

its gonna be super embarrassing for volk final moment

>>149564547
His name is James

>>149564557
>double dose of wmma to start
nice i get an extra hour to nap

>>149564547
Maori Boy 4 Lyfe

>>149564557
put my chigga asakura on the main card RIGHT NOW

we ask god his blessing for the greatest champion will ever witness

>>149564523
yeah Reddit squad is allergic to strong personalities. they see a man being confident and imagine him raping whole truckload of women while being on coke. what really rubs the rest of the normal viewers wrong is his short frame. honestly he will never be a favourite just because of that.

>leave the roids to me
-chandler

chandler is the joe biden of the UFC

bro forgot his picture lmao

>>149564569
Yeah sure but in reverse. Volk has mossad beaten in every single part of his own skillset.

>>149564606
Simply bodied that freak

i will give 3 more final years then it will collapse

>>149564616
Mate I know you're Algerian but Movsar is genuinely shit, pick a better brazza to slurp on

...

>>149564657
note pigslam's lack of belts in this image

joe you are white bald faggot scarred by the jews your people kept silence but were not gonna
now turn red and seeth you manlet cunt

>>149564657
yet everyone likes ilia
kek

>>149564557
BUT I WANNA WATCH IT NOW

the human race

8 losses vela monkey
half dead old aussie
lopez lmao

There isn't a man or wahrani itt I couldn't heem with my bear hands

>>149564557
easy win for padiddy but what about arman?

this one's actually funny i like him way more than the frangerian

Nice and flowy yeah
BAP BAP BAP
Topturo in the bin

i feel bad for hating on justin beiber in 2012
he chill aaf

white people usually get eyefucked by black's but not us
we tear niggas to pieces

Mad how Apturo is such a Conor fanboy that he still steals his quotes despite the two of them now not liking each other

we own the self checkout section nigga
now bring me your 15 usd chart

Ilia the type of nigga to have some soccer player as his profile pic

Massive TOP DOG card on Saturday, the dawlg is main eventing

Stream always shits the bed for me but I’ll post it anyway for anyone who’s interested

>>149564729
Apturo is there to bring the balance after McTapper destroyed it by his unforgivable action of tapping. you just know he would literally retire right there had he knocked out Islam when he still was in LW.

How long until Ilia starts publicly cheating on his wife with strippers and raping fat chicks?

Live but when you die it will be as if you never lived.

>>149564697
The moroccan is alright too it seems when they stay there they're less insufferable than the ones we get

>>149564707
Who's the skirt brazza

>>149564755
I had Bergkamp for years b

>>149562948
Bahamondes could climb up the rankings just off of the division becoming less competitive lol

>>149564756
Is this just russian knuck?

>>149564800
it's better in every conceivable way b
https://youtu.be/JaU4XOx1Z5U?si=SrV1IO5ImKznNqcM

>>149564756
Doing gawld's werk b

THIS IS SPAAAAARTAAAA

>>149564823
Russians are so kino. Like how Japanese shit became really cool and popular in the 70s-90s, I reckon Russian shit will become cool for a few decades.

Top Finishes | Movsar Evloev

movsar "i love cunny" evloev

crazy how pereira turned jerry into a nerd

luv knuck from all countries, even BKB is fun despite being the objectively worst bare knuckle promotion

gorldon malcolm

empty
no one is worthy

matesuz gamrot

>>149564948
chills

strong man respect his elders

>>149564930
the trigon is a beast b

more like doggystan

rapey sex forced women to do dishes 3am

>>149564897
>become
Never heard of a clockwork orange bappa

grandma just checked my leg kick

>>149564966
Noncesar is more into disrespecting minors

whats next for jizzy

>>149565010
strickland 2 in the world famous UFC Apex in las vegas nevada

ii knew he was gonna tap he have family

>>149564970
Flag checks out, my issue is their production quality. A couple events ago it looked like they held the event in a highschool gym. Could also do without one billion weight classes, and the ceo looks like a fag. Also, the trigon is a retarded design since if you get back into a corner you can't rotate. But I'll keep watching every card.

why does ilia win the flurry? is he just quicker on the draw?

tats on his chest he tryna look tough behind tattoos o know he is hoe
.movsar

mustafa you're killin me

>>149564897
Ilya Kovalchuk made me love russians, fucking surreal release on his wrist shot.

what did i told you lopez stick with your own people you fuckin taco cunt

>>149565037
He's quick, accurate, strong, has excellent timing and seems to be one of the all time very few MMA fighters that very clearly care a lot about having the most educated possible boxing.

you now remember triad combat

>>149564606
Clitia is not a strong personality
He bumbles through trash talk lines copied off McGregor like an ESL Jeet

volk v pico finna be a movie

pico is gonna rape evloev

>>149565006
But enough about you

>>149565157
lmao i forgot about the metallica intermission

You now rember Topruia's cgien ghenrij and polp

we will make america-----aaaaaahhhhh not please piniaita save me
i dont what the fuck mexicans worship

mexicans are stronger than algerians

>>149565226
But not pink piggies, lamentably

It has been 6 years, 11 months and 12 days since Movsar Evloev last won a fight by stoppage.

>>149565037
He chooses openings where most conventional mma strikers are completely oblivious to. MMA has become a “style” in its own, so I wouldn’t be surprised if more legitimate boxing or Muay Thai is employed by specific fighters in the future, as long as their grappling is up to snuff

>>149565226
drop the phone and clean the toilet vargas

Where's the early thread?

Me and Movsar are literally the same

Make it a Movdaddy edition

>>149565251
How many nafri world-class boxers/MMA fighters? Y'all are too busy fucking goats and 8yr old girls. You're a weak ass race and have nothing to do with caucasian chads.

no you cant put your dick inside taco and feed it to my wife

>>149565279
>Y'all are too busy fucking goats and 8yr old girl
you sound mad you cant do that
god draw the line faggot
stick with your jew congrass humans made rules and consume those used good white nigger fuckin whores as wives

just heard evloev chopped his dick into a taco???

>>149565307
>>149565307
>>149565307
Newvsar--------->

>>149565157
i did actually watch this live

>>149563969
>>149564003
>muh gay firefighters
Shut up americuck

>>149561924
Kek that's supermarket stuff. Obviously better than American but that doesn't make it good