Thread 149559202

Real Madrid chads, what do >we think about Xabi’s team so far, plenty to analyze:
> Mierda Güler as a central midfielder
> The emergence of Hudjsen
> Changomeni deep pivot effectively making it 3atb in defense
> Fran earning his spot
> Trent with a hand for a foot
> Should Gonzalo start against Dortmund?
> Will Lodrygo leave?
What do you guys think?

>Rául 2.0 remastered
Kino

>>149559218
He has incredible finesse

>>149559218
he looks AI generated. like a football manager regen in real life

>>149559202 (OP)
Get rid of monkeicius, I'm sick of him thinking he's Neymar and failing the rainbow flick
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cHe-TzyMIeM

>>149559202 (OP)
How mierda Guler?
He was one of the best of the team and you are without any justification calling him shit .Gringos know nothing of futbol

>>149559339
>Robinho 2.0 has run its course
Off to man city or ac milan

>>149559344
His name just rhymes, Mejichango, I rate him

>>149559339
kek
yea he's overrated but don't forget he was essential in most of madrid's recent titles

>>149559339
>>149559354
Moni is unironically the best player on the team

>>149559339
Mourinho warned us about your kind, fuck off pseudomadridista

>>149559462
>pseudomadridista
He sucks.
>chimps out every time with muh raycism

>>149559681
He was decisive in two Champions League finals

>>149559681
Your flag is Spanish remember that, culito

>>149559202 (OP)
cringe dragon ball edits only works with latin american clubes

it's wild having a legit coach after a decade suffering the tiranny of Pancellotti and the Algerian.

>>149559894
enjoy while it lasts
Perez will inevitably fallout with him and hire some fraud

>>149559866
> supporting the carnicero club

>>149559413
lol no, fucking amerimutt

>>149559681
He doesn’t. Xabi has to make him run and pressure for the whole game and make him the nightmare he was for the rivals before Kiki Business.

Frankly they play just as shit as before. They have yet to face a team that truly presses them.

I think it might be an issue with the player roster. Some of them look unmotivated/barely press or run.

Vinicius and Bellingham to be specific have been on a year long fraud watch.

>>149560275
They have been pretty decent considering the time Xabi has had to coach them.

>>149560221
Did you wake up cranky from your siesta, Manuel? If not moni, then who? Mbappe? Courtois?

if xabildu keeps falling for the 3 centerbacks meme he should be shot

>>149561647
It’s only 3 center backs in defense, and we need it since the defense was so bad last year. All three of our “defenders” push up much higher smith Xabi

>>149561953
you mexicans really don't know anything about the club huh

>>149560478
Mbappe is better

>>149560478
Valverde you mong

>>149562425
Lmao

>>149562358
I know more about soccer than you, manolito. Learn ball

For me? Vinicius Junior, the best player on earth. And if you criticize him, you will go to jail.

>>149563125
remember to not escape from your concentration camp lest some alligator eats you

>>149563385
> hates Americans
> follows American politics
Why can’t we just be friends

>>149563496
you have brown skin, low iq and no footy knowledge

>>149563685
Here in the new world, we left racism in the sixties. Any thoughts on the club you supposedly love, or staying with the baseless insults?

Can an Frankfurter be a Madrisista?

>>149563888
only spanish flags from the city of madrid can be madridistas
they're already too powerful

>>149563888
Of course

>>149563934
But I got digits!

>>149559202 (OP)
Problem is Vini and Mbappe dont run at all. They put so much workload on Bellignham and Valverede both ways. In addition no proper rotation pieces for them atm.

>>149563961
Have you ever seen Bellingham run?

>>149563961
Camavinga coming back soon. Doesn’t offer much in goals, but I love that lil fella.

>>149563959
You’re a Real Madrid Chad now

>>149564009
>injury prone midfielder
anon.. i ...

>ynr Graversen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgvnXBLciiw

>>149563961
Don’t forget Mastantuono coming soon. He will have a lot of freedom without needing to cover the width, and runs a lot. Great left foot to shoot

>>149563888
frankfurt is how catalanes call hot dogs, so no

>>149559202 (OP)
fuck off, fascistas.

>>149564083
reddit club

>>149564038
I never forgot him

>>149564083
>it’s chairman and owner is a VOX voter and invites their leaders to the stadium
KWAB

>>149564145
Madrisistas, our response???

>>149564488
I rate Rayo’s kits

>>149564291
He's playing the long game.
>Court the populists
>win over the people who blindly follow them because of ideological brain washing
>teach them about class consciousness
>???
>viva la revolución!

>>149559202 (OP)
>The emergence of Hudjsen
Nigga you paid like 60mil or something for this faggot lmao

>>149566311
Yeah, and he’s fucking good

>>149559202 (OP)
Real talk how do Madrid fans deal with their team being complete and utter cunts? Like how can you support a team of such awful human beans?

>>149564083
>cáncer vallecano
>uk flag
Atrocious post, gave me a headache.

>>149567089
We have your best players

>>149567089
You wouldn't get it.

>>149567198
Hijo de puta - many of our boys went over to Spain to fight the Francoist menace. Spain is a backwards ass country because of him and his legion of low-IQ thugs.
¡No pasarán!

>>149567233
If you think about it, Puskas was the first Ngubu.

>>149573809
Blocks you’re path

So... no Diogo Jota this summer?

>>149576622
You got a chuckle out of me, RIP. He was a good footballer. RIP to his brother, too.

>>149562861
kek

>>149567089
they might be awful human beans but they are OUR awful human beans

>>149563961
Vini has increased his performance each match during the tournament. Mbappe is obviously still not well enough, Xavi only gave him minutes 30 mins before the match ended the other day for Gonzalo to rest against Dortmund, and Florentino's presence

GONZI GONZI GONZI GONZI GONZI GONZI GONZI GONZI GONZI GONZI

>>149559202 (OP)
Huijsen dad
I see he has assimilated to Spanish culture

>>149581101
KWAB

>nobody is signing the article
Double KWAB

>>149581101
that's the kind of shit my dad would post if I was a pro football player

>>149581101
Blessed Spanish Dutchman

Lodrygo. Gone. Go and win the premier league, sweet prince

>>149564083
Getafe and rayo vallecano should be in segunda division, no more than two madrid teams in primera.

>>149573503
Pathetic bait.

I shit on the riggers of vardrid

>>149559409
The only ones essential for the win wad the banker and the refs. They could have won with any other shitter

We play tomorrow

>>149567089
go back to pl*bbit

If Florentino were smart, he would sign a Mexican player. Easy money.

>>149589316
You enjoying the offseason, lewandowksi?

>>149593551
Chicharito was the last good mexican player

>>149593551
If Florentino were smart, he'd fund terrorist groups in morocco so that moroccans die.

>>149593551
Thing is there’s nothing worth of it.

I can imagine if they sign someone like Gilberto Mora and receives the treatment like Arda Guler had these years before, you are unaware how toxic the press is here, they would end up creating more hate towards RM.

Please put some lube first

>>149595055
Admittedly, I’m a bit concerned since Guirassy remembered how to finish, and Adeyemi discovered playing with his head up

One Rodrygo please!

>>149595939
One hundred million pounds. No refunds!

I am worried about the lack of new signings. Yeah, Franco could be a good sub, but we haven't replaced our key players, Mateu Lahoz and Sotoatraco. They appeared in the last 3 clásicos but the rest of the team let them down, they can't carry the whole team alone!

Goku is only for the third world, please stop appropriating our culture

>>149602862
I had a home recorded VHS of dragon ball (the episodes with the big ass gorilla) as a kid. Absolutely terrified me, but the show is based

Florenchads, nothing to worry about against Dortmund right?

>>149602782
Where was that fucker in the last three clasicos? LOL, mean while we are putting Yolanda Parga, literally spouse of a Madrid associatte, as the boss of the CTA. When will those culerdos learn how to effectively rig it?

>>149594991
Oh, I'm aware. I watch ESPN Mexico for fun on YouTube. Paco Jemez era was fun.
I think that Santiago Gimenez or even Edson Alvarez could play for Madrid from the bench, of course not as stars.

After all, this CWC was about 2 brazilian teams against 5 EUROPEAN TEAMS.

The 'Best Club of the World', Champion of the CWC 2025, using 12/32 slots of participation, the largest participation, of course will be an european team, right? Heh.

>>149559218
he and carvajal are the only spanish players at madrid?

>>149603700
nigga, go to transfermarkt

If we win against pissgay this mickey mouse trophy is ours.

>>149604065
Only if you use Raul 2.0
Mbrap is cursed

>>149604229
Gonzi unlocked our attack, Mbrapper looked bad the 20 minutes he played

>>149559354
>Robinho 2.0
suddenly it all makes sense

How many tomorrow?

>>149606423
I think it'll be a highscoring game, 4-3.

>>149594991
Theres just little to no places left in the madrid xi outside defense. You have mbappe vini endrick ascensio brahim and valverde competing for middle and attacking. Rodrygo whos value is at like 90 million couldnt make it

>>149559681
You are retarded.

>>149606423
5 shoots to the sky

TAA should go to Jota funeral ngl, bad gesture

>>149592801
I'm talking about the uppity ngubu problem, they don't like such talk over there (as you'd know.)

>>149611744
Liverpool fans are gonna hate him even more now

>>149608432
Bini hat trick it is

Just a few more bongs & bings now

One. More. Bong.

is the ref gon be on our side this time?

>>149622925
>this time
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149622925
>is the ref gon be on our side?

FIFY and yes

Looking good at 2-0. Need to finish our chances and put the game away

only pissgay can stop us

>>149610682
1/5
40'

the stream chat already roasting vini

>>149625657
Yeah that one was bad lol

>>149559202 (OP)
>muh football team is le goku or frieza
when are you faggots going to grow up

We did it bros. Crazy end to the game

Gay faggot monkey

>>149626835
Shut up fag

>>149627689
It’s not gay, that’s a woman

Asi gana el Madrid

Pa que en tro modric y ceballos si no pueden controlar el partido

>>149627731
kys troon

We are fucked without Hujlsen.

>>149627882
Asencio redemption game, my friend

>>149627974
Nah I trust he's getting another red in first half

>>149628028
That would be absolutely based, but I trust the back three

>>149627974
The problem is that Rudiger is going to do some dumb shit like he's been doing all tournament and there's no one to rotate for him. I thought there was a chance with PSG's reds and the tougher Bayern game but now I don't think so

>>149628078
Rudiger has noticeably slowed down, maybe it’s the injuries at the end of the season. Asencio will have everything to prove, let’s have faith.

>>149628078
Is not just him, everyone in those last 5 minutes was being dumb. Sure Courties saved the last ball but he himself gave it to dortmund just seconds ago

>Huijsen red
Congrats on winning cwc, PSG

i was sitting near the other goal and couldn't see, why did bopman get the yellow? arguing?

>>149628177
Yeah, arguing about the red

>>149628177
fagwhining like always

>>149628193
It was a yellow at worst, he got the ball first and the guy clearly made the most of light contact I can see why he'd argue considering Fran got kicked in the head earlier and that was only a yellow

>>149626835
Real Madrid fans are all manchildren.

>>149627882
we'll be fine Rudiger Asencio is still way better than Marquinhos "Beraldo", we also rested most of our key players opposite to PSG
the real problem is Trent in charge of defending Kvara

>>149627974
he's valladolid tier, i don't know how that mongoloid is still in RM

Kvaradona, Doue and dumbo are gonna rape us

>>149628345
Unless we score a lot of goals early on. I'm surprised how bad the team became after the substitutions

Is Carvajal ready to play? i would play him against PSG otherwise Trent is getting cooked

>>149628408
I would swap Trent and Valverde’s positions for PSG

>>149628408
>Is Carvajal ready to play?
as ready as Alaba

>left the match after 75"
fug, I missed the shitshow

>>149628423
Could work well.

>>149628517
Added time was ridiculous. Still got the win

>>149628408
No, the recent picture of him training saddened me. His left leg is muscular but his right leg looked like that of a teenager.

>>149629561
Unc is graying… he’s done his job. Will be solid in the locker room and play spare minutes like Alaba

>>149559202 (OP)
Arda in midfield is a revelation. Brilliant player. The guy reacts so fast without losing precision. He knows where everyone is before the receives the ball. It's like if someone had turned Ozil into a modern midfielder.

Tchouameni is being redeemed. I was very critical of him, but Xabi found how to use him.

Valeverga is playing like the best midfielder in the world, but that's nothing new.

Vini stillcan't finish the attacks, but I'm hopeful. He's going back to be a team player and I like how he and Bellingham keep looking for each other. He also looks like he's having fun again. I think he will go back to his best as the season goes on.

Trent passing is out of this world, but so far he's mediocre to awful in everything else. He's not half the player Hakimi is.

The Garcia Brothers are pure kino. Not much else to say. They are S0VL. With Bellingham getting surgery after the tournament, Gonzalo should be a starter for the immediate future.

>>149563961
Nah, bro. Vini was awfully selfish and lazy last season, but he's been running during the cup. His attitude has improved a lot. He isn't whining as much either.

>>149631521
Based ball-knowing opinions

>>149603700
Vazquez is still playing lel

hope trent does well for you fellas
(apart from when he faces us in the CL)

>>149559218
Nobody can defeat the mongolian

66 millones por zubimendi

>>149634812
Hope you guys win the PL again liverbro

>>149637524
Delantero cuando?

>>149631589
>Vini was awfully selfish and lazy last season, but he's been running during the cup. His attitude has improved a lot. He isn't whining as much either.
jajajajaj

Are turkush fanboys bust manipulating the voting or is arda as good as his ratungs indicate. It seems hes progressing at a frightening pace

>>149648146
he's good but the Turks are that kind of people that have a hive mind with "their" footballers, they're like the south americans. As soon as Carvajal recovers, Bellingham will move to the midfield, Arnold to the right, and Guler to the bench.

>>149648246
Carva is 33 with a long injury history. I dont think he will return to world class. Plus Xabi favours Guler.

>>149648246
Are you even following the team?TAA and Carvajal are laterals. Madrid mid fielders are Guler, Modric, Camavinga, Tchoameni Ceballos and Bellingham. Modric is our next season and Bellingham is getting shoulder surgery. Guler is getting more ,not less time, play time

>>149648685
Modric is out*

>>149648685
Forgot Valverde

>>149648481
It doesn't matter, I say he will be a starter with Xabi without any doubt.

>>149648146
Güler has been great. Much better playing in the middle than wide. Smart player

>>149648876
Why? Xabi is a meritocracy man

Madrid chads, how we feeling against psg?

>>149649908
wait until the real season

>>149653846
Ok schizo

>>149559202 (OP)
guler is based

Mexico chads, will Mora be good enough for Madrid in a few years?

>>149559202 (OP)
>Real VARdrid
Vamos
ArJUDEr
Real

>>149660021
Based schizo

We have a chance to knock out PSG and show that Real Madrid is the best team in the world on Wednesday. How we feelin?

>>149662872
bad although I don't really care about this mickey mouse cup

>>149667490
I feel confident with how the team is playing. They’ll be missing their second, third, and fourth CB with kimpembe out injured

>ance fired
>vini crashing out
>mbappe taking over
>huijsen and taa in one transfer window
>guler is actually good now
I used to pray for times like these

>>149668713
Don’t forget GONZI

Calma

>>149651958
We're going to rape >you with no vaseline (I don't believe in mufas, prepare your asses)

>>149562861
Kek

>>149668713
trent is terrible, doesn't run, doesn't press, doesn't dribble. he's got way too big of an ego for how lazy he is, textbook definition of luxury player

>>149673306
kvaradona will rape him today

>>149672246
Bring the lube
For you

>>149673306
PSG are obviously a better team but the way people bitch about Trent I'd expect him to be a lot worse. None of the defensive problems leading to letting a goal in this tournament have been his fault.

>>149677224
Trent was instrumental to the best Liverpool team since the seventies. Haters are deluded

We play tomorrow

We play today

We will destroy psg

>>149686417
Yes

I keep forgetting this is like noon local time playing in 58C weather
Damn that's so gay

>>149686503
I’ve played in that type of weather before, it’s actually quite nice

>>149686503
Oh wait that’s 136 Fahrenheit. Not that hot, but heat is nice, and it’ll be under 90 in NY tomorrow

One bong, forty one bings

where is the retard who said that asencio was good

I want to cut his faggy head

>>149627974
>>149628307
here you are, retards

you are so fucking retarded isn't even funny, you should go to collect your paycheck for being retarded

at least Florentino has the excuse of having dementia but you guys have 0 knowledgence of football, probably never playing a match in your entire life

and in the real season If Huljsen and Rüdiger are injured we are fucked up, we have Limitao, Alaba and Asencio in the fucking bench lmao fucking sad

and all the players are a bunch of diva lazy faggots, sell fucking Vini and build a good team with the saudi money

I'm so tired of Dementino is surreal

I still have faith in Mbappe
But it’s over for Vini he can’t bounce back from this disastrous stretch since winning the Champions League

When will this crooked old man finally die?

>>149699532
Keep mbappe and move him left wing. Get rid of Vini. That billion dollar price tag may still be up. Give him to some sheikh trying to flex on his fellow sheikhs

Asencio is retarded. I love the guy, but he's retarded. I also love Rudiger, but he is physically finished. A left footed central is a must. I'd like Bastoni. He on the left side and Dean on the right would be insanely good. But Florentino is a cheap fuck, so I doubt he brings anyone, and if anyone comes it will be Konate, who is right footed, but still better than Rudiger and Asencio, so I'd take him. He is also used at covering for Trent.

Mbappe just won't press and Vinicius is inconsistent with it, but at least I can excuse him for now, because there's no point in pressing high if someone isn't doing it, because the other team will always have a free player to distribute the ball anyway. So no shit pressing feels like a waste of energy when Mbappe will be walking in the middle of the pitch. If Mbappe can't learn to press then he either isn't fit for Xabi ball and should be benched or Xabi will have to change his system and play Ancelotti ball, and in that case then what was the fucking point of getting rid of Ancelotti and bringing Xabi.

Fuck this gay Eearth.

And Florentino should have never let Hakimi go. He's twice the player Trent is.

Will Xabi make it to the start of the season?

>>149668713
>guler is actually good now
Come on now

>>149677224
Trent needs to stay low on the pitch not to get his back beaten and he needs constant help from a midfielder and a central, but because of this the team can't properly press high. He has great passing and his assists will mostly make up for it, specially against weaker sides, but if he can't press high without being a risk for a counter attack then he will be a liability in big games.

This team wouldn't even be Yamcha

Players i rate:
Valverde, guler, bellingham, gonzo
Dont rate:
Vini, endrick, rodrygo
Cant tell:
Mbappe, ascensio, taa, huijsen

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WAHEY!

We need to to through every player on the team and seriously evaluate their future. We gotta clean this shit club up. No player untouchable.
>we

>>149699622
>Florentino is a cheap fuck
Nah you're broke

we got kwabed bros

GG to all the real madridistas from Madrid itt (not the latinx customers)

>>149559202 (OP)
KWABi Alonso

>best real madrid player of was Militao
kwab, hope in this free month they clean half the team

>>149668710
You were right to be confident against us kek

Who do you sell after that match ?

>>149701403
It wasn't a bad call but Beraldo showed up out of nowhere

Madrid is MLelS level lmao

>>149699622
Konate is coming but on a free.

>>149686417
yoo

>>149686417
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
twain on suicide watch

>>149559202 (OP)
You guys are not even as good as Bayern

>yeah we had a shitty season but the CWC is the biggest trophy we’ll win it and Mbappé will be ballon d’or
Madridistas cared so much about this mickey mouse cup lmao

>>149701550
kek the RM fags were laughing at Messi saying PSG was going to rape Inter Miami to end up with the same result and less shots on goal

>>149701598
The team can't wait a whole year, man. Rudiger has been showing signs of being finished since last season. He has gotten slower and isn't making up for it with good positioning. Betting on Militao coming back at his best is a huge risk, and even then, he's injury prone. And Asencio is just retarded. He has some great qualities, but you can't count on a player who keeps making these mistakes. He should be sent on loan to see if with more experience he can become more reliable, but he's not ready to play against top teams.

>>149559202 (OP)
Sooo..when is the second leg?

Thank you for all the good moments Luka Modrić and Lucas Vazquez. It was nice.

I've seen enoug Courtois should be made the captain and decide who Madrid signs together with Xabi
Bench the ngubu divas

>>149701768
rudiger is completely exhausted, he's played everything, he should be in ibiza banging white women not sweating in front of 80000 amerigordos

>>149702131
the ngubus were your best players today
get rid of mierda guler and bench gonzalo for Endrick, Raul was a fluke, Madrid will never have another good canterano

>>149702215
believing sofascore points is the same as believing in astrology, only good players were Valverde and Courtois

>Real Madrid 2025 trophies: 0
>FC Barcelona 2025 trophies: 3
>Real Madrid record against FC Barcelona in 2025: 0 wins, 3 losses, 0 draws

>>149702267
This. Disaster class from everyone else. Guler and Bellingham tried to press I guess, but got completely overwhelmed by PSG's midfield. Completely ineffective. But it was still maddening seeing Bellingham going to press the center backs at times while Mbappe was walking far behind leaving his man free. What is wrong with that guy.

>Barca won the league and two cup finals against VARdrid in 2025
>VARdrid won FUCKING NOTHING

Not like this

>>149699556
Fucked beautiful club's budget with his toilet looking stadium, didn't replace Benzema, Kross, bought defenders with glass knees, helped main rival to become stronger and they fucked him 4 times in a row. Just fucking die please.

>>149702215
Endrick is a mierda too, typical Perez scamming/signing

Kylian Mbappe has sex with biological men.
Vinicius is a despicable race-baiting troll.
How can anyone root for this club?

Players that NEED to go:
Monicius, retired by Rodri
Pajeetgo, still living from the game against City
Tchouamenigger, has the same talent with the ball as a donkey
Alaba, retired player
Mendiddy, perma injured
Carapinga, perma injured
Trent can stay to play against the likes of Girona no way in hell this bum is starting over Carvajal any important game
Rudiger is getting old cannot be a starter a new CB is needed

>>149702884
first one that needs to go is florentino and the recruitment/scouting team, utterly clueless
this is the sort of club that buys players for marketing purposes then try to shoehorn them into the starting eleven
no shit mbappe/vini duo won't work, one of them is already enough to ruin the whole system let alone 2

you need another cb to partner with huijsen, and a controlling midfielder on top of carreras, bare fucking minimum

>>149703033
Carreras is shit too, we are needed Mendes level player.

>>149563882
>Left Racism in the Sixties
lol no it's back full force. But only against the blacks, which is perfectly reasonable.

>>149701714
My (yes MY Bayern) put up a better fight than Real Vardrid. Sure, we did concede while they had 9 men but we lasted a whole ass hour against PSG.

>>149703736
*PSG

>>149703736
Gegenpressing vs whatever stinker Real did today

Not a Madrid Stan but Camavinga has to play every game.

>>149703033
Xabi doesn't have the balls to step up to Florentino. You thought Ancelotti was bad? It's about to get WAY worse.

>>149704817
Good. I hope it keeps going in this direction. Fuck these faggots.