Thread 149560322

OFFICIAL Switzerland vs Norway MATCH THREAD

What an incredible crowd in Basel. Tremendous, gorgeous people in the stadium. This is unprecedented. We're setting new records in women's football.

Norway 11

>>149560322 (OP)
Will our girl be playing?

>>149560412
ENGEN ENGEN ENGEN

For me, it's Celin Bizet

>>149560412
Sus defense, but otherwise obvious picks

>>149560426
ONE OF THEM SLAGUGLABU ONE OF THEM

Who should I bet on here? Lost money on the previous match and need to win it back now.

>>149560412
Hey I have a gif saved with Ingrid Syrstad Engen from the pre covid years

>>149560489
norway

>>149560500
do not fucking post it

>>149560489
switzerland

>>149560455
based

>>149560489
0-0 most likely result unironically

>>149560489
Norway choke everytime in tournaments

>>149560489
switzerland, more technical team than the female lumberjacks

Ida WILL be watching!

Ellen White's make-up isn't her doing any favours. She looks like a corpse in the studio lighting

When does the wslop opening ceremony start, in 30 minutes?

Switzerland: Livia Peng - Iman Beney, Viola Calligaris, Julia Stierli, Noelle Maritz, Nadine Riesen - Noemi Ivelj, Lia Wälti, Smilla Vallotto - Géraldine Reuteler, Riola Xhemaili

Bench: Elvira Herzog, Nadine Böhi, Leila Wandeler, Ana-Maria Crnogorčević, Mariame Terchoun, Coumba Sow, Laia Ballesté, Sandrine Mauron, Svenja Fölmli, Alayah Pilgrim, Sydney Schertenleib, Alisha Lehmann

>>149560579
DO IT FOR IDA!

>>149560626
I miss her

Previous thread

>>149553557
>>149553557

Iceland 0
Finland 1

>>149560667
Really?

>>149560689
She was SOVLful

we have an english manager?

the english invented the sport, this can't go wrong!

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

>>149560730
Surely both the English men's and women's teams also have English managers. Can you imagine if they hailed from other parts of Europe? Just imagine the scenes if they appointed 2 germanic coaches!

>>149560730
...yeah you'll be fine

>>149560643
>Sydney Schertenleib
cute

>>149560627
Hasn't started yet

What is it with Norway vs Switzerland

Engen status?

Vallotto

>>149560769
chocolate is good for you

The battle of Basel

Frida :)

>>149560764
:3

Put the ball over the line

Which player has the tighest pusy?

>>149560921
Caro

so what are the levels of these teams in men football terms? is this like holland vs georgia?

>>149560921
no idea. I will have to test it

>Official opening match
>2nd match of the day
Great job UEFA

>>149560921
jonsdottir

>>149560961
Portugal and Scotland

>>149561024
and whos who

>>149560961

Norway is 16th
Switzerland is 23rd

USA is 1st
Nepal is 100th

>>149561058
>Norway is 16th
What went so wrong?

>>149560961
You cannot be serious

>>149561072
We were great when nobody cared
Then the other nations started caring more

>>149561093
bro im trying to get some frame of referance on what to expect here. i see bookies have swizz at 3.5 and norway at 2.20 to win.

>>149560996
Thought the opening ceremony would’ve started by now, but instead they’re showing how Kvaborim bottled the Europa League to Tottenham.

>>149561030
Norway is Portugal, some of their players are or were the best in their position or overall like Hansen, Reiten, Hegerberg and Engen
Switzerland is a pretty homogeneous team of low levels and subs + that bogged bitch who's pretty bad

>>149561117
what were the odds on iceland - finland?

>>149561145
When was Engen ever the best at anything besides eating Mapi Leon out?

For me it's the Swiss Russo clone

>>149561117
the odds are usually higher at first matches
considering norway beat switzerland twice but by a minimal margin id say they could go as low as 1.8 for norway

>>149561152
i dunno games over cant go back and check

I'll be supporting Norway

>>149560489
Switzerland lost to a U15 team

>>149561166
norway to start game with +1 goal at 1,37.

>>149561226
What % Albanian are they?

Why such a weird spot for the fans?

>Hegerberg is only 29
What the actual fuck

>>149561247
It's still very hot

https://www.bergfex.ch/sommer/basel-region/wetter/stationen/basel--binningen/

>>149561252
And to think she was washed by 26

>>149561282
I'd wash every square inch of her with nothing but my tongue if you catch my drift

HUGE PHALLIC OBJECTS

wtf am I watching?

those opening ceremonies need to sto, jfc

they spent €500 on this opening ceremony

>>149561282
At least she's not Andrine

Disgusting lack of diversity in this opening ceremony

>>149561336
andrine married a soiguy btw lol..

Top kek, this is the messiest ceremony I've ever seen

very cool and good

This is the worst thing I've ever seen and I love it

>>149561321
> prepare your anus

SEXO REFS ALERT

At least it was a pretty short ceremony with no gay shit.

Tiny blonde spotted

>>149561379
how are there only women dancers? this is HIGHLY problematic

HEROES ARE BORN TODAY

>>149561394
Did you just assume their gender chud????

Girls Im nervous

for me, it's astrid s

why do they allow little male proto-chuds onto the pitch, it degrades the independence of these strong women
having that moid touch the ball first is a depressingly patriarchal way to kick off this match

Entrance

>>149561394
>>149561432
This is some cringy boomer shit. Back to Facebook

>one of the mascots is nearly as tall as one of the players
nearly another insigne moment

wtf I didn't know the Norwegian anthem was this good

WHO
IS
THIS
ANGEL
?

SEXO

such an angelic anthem wtf

Hymns

And now the germanophones ruin everything.

Somebody please post the name of the singer of the Norge anthem

It's time

A MONUMENTAL OCCASION

Astrid S is my mommy btw

>>149561513

Pia Sundhage didn't get out of the group stage with Brazil...

Hopp Schwiiz

wtf i love Norway now

>>149561527
You simple CANNOT suffer in Norway

>>149561500
close your legs whore

Fucked up Maanum and Graham positions

>>149561538
absolute goddess

>>149561541
somehow, i manage to do so

>>149561538
noriega??

>>149561500
>>149561547
Walti very emotional.

>>149561565
she is average norwegian woman bro.

Blatant handball

>>149561485
>>149561525
>ARD

>>149561547
#7 plays for PSV and supposedly lives very near to where I live in Eindhoven

where is kambundji???

no kneeling wtf

no handball?

Only women allowed to post in this thread btw

why is there only like half a brown person on the field

>>149561586
SRF doesn't know shit about football

>>149561545
The fuck, Maanum really is playing left wing over Caro

>>149560412
She has a mix of ingerbritsen and carlson face. Truly a norwegian inbreed

>>149561578
>Norway is filled with Lord of the Rings elf queens
zamn

id like to find whats inside the cabinet of doctor calligaris... if you comprehend my allegorical affectation ?

>>149561615
brown people in norway and swizz are busy breeding more kids

>>149561542
fuck you, don't talk about my girl like that

For me, it's Riesen

>>149561609
TOO SOON

>>149561625
she reminds me of the mom from gilmore girls

>>149561626
pretty much lol

So many of them wearing make up and looking hot, goddamn

>>149561615
Our immigrants are often conservative or "old fashioned" and won't let their daughters play sports.

norgebros I'm thinking our girls are shit

>>149561656
Just imagine covering their faces with your [redacted]

Should I have some ice cream for this one?

>>149561663
Trust the process

>>149561675
only after a goal is scored

getting there

SHOOT GURO

>>149561703
M-me too

it's 29 degrees down there, poor girls

The female caster's voice on TV2 makes me wanna claw my ears off

hanseninha

dammit ada is WASHED

ADA YOU'RE GETTING TOO FUCKING OLD

>>149561783
She just needs more time!

where is the british slag???

>>149561790
bruh she took like 10 seconds to shoot and still didnt shoot xD

Any players on show who'd be up for a transfer?

Hegerberg out there looking like late-stage Huntelaar

I do not care for Norway's pseudo-runic typeface.

>hot blondes with overknee socks with nice thighs
I can't stop it it's going berserk

>>149561822
She's so done

Alright fellow coomers, what hot fannies should I be on the lookout for in this game?

Can Norway stop randomly lobbing it forward when there's nobody to receive it?

Still a mystery why the stadium is fuller than at most cwc matches.

our #13 is so short!

norway manager with the gamer neck

>>149561859
Livia Peng

Sucks for Frida, but that's probably the best injury we can have

DOUSE THEM WITH WATER ALREADY

Pretty anemic peformance so far by Norway

>>149561890
WATER BREAK
WATER BREAK
FUCKING DO ITTTTT

>>149561877
it was full with people who were just watching eurovision on a tv screen a month ago

Frida noooo

what temperature is it there?

>>149561831
Agreed, it's trying too hard desu

>>149561890
>>149561902

>>149561538
hmmm... Himno Nac... weird name for norGAYISTAN...

oh, it's hymn and national because she is singing national anthem yes yes now I see oukkidoukki

is that woman you guys keep posting even in this competition or at some beach bar in mykonos?

>>149561927
>me standing behind bjelde

>>149561918
29

>finally got swiss backline out of shape
>passes back
Fuck is Norway doing

>>149561831
Oh I've just noticed that.

>>149561927
Could AI maybe work with that image of her sucking on that water bottle?

>>149561831
Yeah it's terrible

>It's another "Norway flops in a major tournament" episode
I hate reruns

fy faen the cute #7 is absolute rubbish

wew

Oh no Engen is back to being shit

Cman Noemi

>>149561906
Could be that way, who knows

>>149561960
>>149561831
The men's team did the same for the last euro/wc cycle.

>>149561964
Only one way to find out, go ahead and try it

>>149561979
yeah she is horrific, dunno why she is at barcelona.

uuu

>>149561990
When was the last time she wasn't shit to be honest.

All she's good for is being Mapi Leon's deskpet.

>>149561995
i'm only good with gemini and chatgpt and they both refuse that kinda thing

holy kek

>>149562012
She's been very solid in her position for the national team. We haven't really let in a lot of goal lately and she's earned some credit. When she's bad though... It's like she doesn't know how to complete a simple pass

Fuuuuuu

We
Suck

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

ALWAYS A RIESEN FOR A CHOCOLATE CHEW

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How do you say "it's over" in norsk?

RIESEN
U
S
S
O

i swear that goalscorer plays for england too

I don't think this vaginal discharge slurping sport is for me

NEI

JAWOLL

Every time

SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Pia Sundhage looks like my grandma, so I'm glad she's winning

isnt there an ingerfartsen sister to save noway?

>>149560627
cute couple

>>149561515
>Nornir
Sounds like a slur

swiss goalkeeper is mental

Swiss keeper is cute

>>149560322 (OP)
over

Your sovereign fund isn't going to get you out of this predicament Norway

>>149562094
back off bub, she's mine

>>149562084
yeah but their dad beat her and she quit sports, i think.

Didn't we beat the toblerone jews the last two games? Now they are styling on us.

>>149561556
>instant piss

If you think about it norway is just a bad copy of Switzerland

why is it galligaris instead of galligari? where did the s come from ? do they have genitive case in italian

>>149562111
cabeçuda
>>149562117
i bet on you so it cursed the team sorry

>>149562132
Emerson would never

>>149562109
should have beaten her more

>another 'guro offers literally nothing' episode
I love you, but fuck off

Everytime Norge's defenders boot the ball forward fem!Haaland is either 10 metres too deep or 10 metres offside

>>149562136
there are two of them

mjelde looking thicc

MAANUM OUT
ENGEN OUT
BRATBERG LUND OUT

KIELLAND IN
GAUPSET IN
HARVIKEN IN

fuck you

please stop bully engen please

So this is how it's gonna be for 60 more minutes huh

>volotta runs fast and with purpose and isn't gassed right away
I-I like her..

thoughts on the mascot?

>>149562192
She's trying her hardest

>>149562226
me on the right

>>149562213
The Swiss ladies are going to be pretty gassed in the 2nd half.

>Engbot wandering aimlessly around the pitch as Swiss attackers stroll past her into the box
Based retard

>>149562226
build for bwc

Even Caro is shit today

>>149562226
kek what a bitch

>>149562244
she is only 26 i thought that was someones mom

>>149562240
Switzerland is the Peru of Europe, they'll be fine

Why are they so weak-minded? Even the England men's team don't look so afraid of the shirt.

>>149562260
She's the only one doing something

>>149562226
SEXO

Leaven Engen alone. She's the eye candy we need in this hard to watch sport.

>>149562266
They were threatened at gunpoint by the military and coerced into throwing a game against the host nation by 6-0 in 1978?

Switzerland literally just found a random grandma tending to her garden, put her in the head coach position and she's doing better than our American fraud

i can only roll my eyes so many times

>>149562301
she's one of the top 10 women's soccer players ever though

>>149562328
Women's football was invented in 2005

sneeda memes

>>149562328
back when she played soccer women dressed up like this to play

i lost everything
these cabeçudas made me lose everything

>>149562301
She used to work as Brazil's manager and everyone hates her here.

I wish we were in Norway's group again

>>149562345
I accidentally invented it in 2003 but it was unofficial

trash

>>149561321
Holy fuck I just love to be pegged!
Best feeling in the world for sure...eventually cumming like a little bitch

>>149562310
why is everything women do so arousing bros

>>149562391
based honorary scandinavian

>>149562391
Didn't know French people went to Estonia during summer

>>149562391
This
So much this

>>149562393
I didn't find what Angela Merkel did arousing at all

>Livia Peng is going to Chelsea
Let's hope she doesn't come back like Lehmann

>>149562310
I knew someone would grab this. Thanks ukraine bro

>>149562310
turbobogbimbo spotted

I hate this team

>>149562439
bring her on already!

>>149562453
Yes please. We need all the help we can get

>>149562453
NEED

>>149562453
She looks like she just realized how much she fucked up by bogging herself

Why is Lehmann on the bench?

>>149562453
Damn she looks really trash here. I always knew Instagram/meta is insidious and evil to the human spirit

>>149562453
Why did she do it bros?

>18m IG followers
nuke India

BLAKSTAD IN-
oh

>>149562486
She's shit

>>149562495
They're actually South American

>>149562509
:/

Who is the WPortuguese GOAT?

BBC Sport just asked Alessia Russo what her favourite thing about Switzerland is
She said she doesn’t know but that the flag is a big plus

>>149562528
you could say i'll be going to stadion wankdorf later tonight heh heh heh

>>149562534
She's a simple girl

>>149562528
kika

>was sure I wouldn't get frustrated and angry again
>

>>149562491
She's dating a Brazilian, the hues love the plastic bimbo retard look

>>149562548
Puffy

just a shot on goal
just something please girls

>Beatrice Egli (born 21 June 1988) is a Swiss pop and Schlager singer. She is the winner of season 10 of the German music competition Deutschland sucht den Superstar.[2]
>Egli sang the Swiss national anthem at their opening match of Euro 2025.
>Egli is in a relationship with German actress Alexandra Maria Lara.[4]

>>149562601
Suck suck milk nipples puffy leaking sweet goodness nursing

>>149562601
M O M M Y
I
L
K
E
R
S

>>149562601
Blessed milkers

>>149562601
milchwagen just arrive

BABY NEED MILK BABABAAAA

I don’t understand why Spain have allowed Bonmatí straight back into the camp when she had meningitis over the weekend.

>>149562601
based schlager singer

How can literally every Norwegian woman be a supermodel?
We tried, fellow rich, skiing mountain niggers but all of our woman are potatoes

>>149562601
Krautsphere anons, what is Schlager singer?

>>149562384
Stina in her prime was something else

>>149562633
I hope no one ever films me crying in a cheese hat

>norway average age over 29
gassed hagteam

>>149562638
Basically like a crooner, but instead singing happy German folk songs and other beer-bangers

based hoofball towards nobody

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING TEAM NOT A SINGLE PASS OR DRIVE HOLY SHIT

Swiss coach can run faster than Ada

Guro Reiten’s partner, Julie, is pregnant
I don’t know, in modern language, whether that means we refer to Guro as being a “soon-to-be-mother” or?

>>149562683
do women produce semen nowadays?
blimey

>>149562601
MI TITTS ARE HAAAARD

>>149562658
This is popular in your Low Countries too?

>>149562683
how2lesbians get pregunta?

finland beating iceland could be crucial, feels like we're already out

STOP THE COUNT

BLOW THE WHISTLE

>>149562694
The first comment on the Chelsea Women FC official Facebook page when they posted this news was some boomer lad saying:
>who is the sperm donor?

>>149562700
This

>>149562699
I think you fellas call it a turkey baster

>>149562683
every lesbo couple has a masculine one and a feminine one
most of the times it's clear by the looks but sometimes it's relative
i work with one, she's clearly a grumpy father with a peaky blinders like haircut (yknow the classic dyke one)

GET THE FUCK IN

ADA
APOLOGIZE

NORGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149562628
Why isn't it womeningitus.

NOT SO FAST (LIKE ADA)

>>149562712
utter woke nonsense brigade

undeserved equalizer let's be real

APOLOGISE

>>149562698
Kind of, we have less of the whole lederhosen-wearing beergarten culture but there's similar stuff.

>>149562699
my penis + one of their vaginas

>>149562739
Hell yeah it is

apologize

based meme set piece tactics
I APOLOGISE to Ada Hegerberg

>>149562739
I'm being atletico instead

>>149562712
Also. Goaaaaaaaaal

apologize right now, suckers

State of female goalkeeping.

>>149562601
>Alexandra Maria Lara
so she is practically a nepo

first shot on goal lol?

>>149562762
>norwegen

why was hegerberg so serious after the goal lol

a hint of brown butt

>>149562763
crosses are OP in their game

>>149560322 (OP)
so back

Our fullbacks are never in defense and never in offense?

>>149562683
>Beatrice Egli
shouldnt both lesbians be pregnant at the same time? that seems more fair

>>149562601
>>Egli is in a relationship with German actress Alexandra Maria Lara.[4]

Lol made me doublecheck

>>149562779
She's focused

>>149562787
>womanlet defending

>>149562775
Kek

>>149562669
*tap tap tap*

would you look at that

>>149562795
W-w-why is she looking at me

>>149562779
Born leader.

>>149561680
I shouldn't have doubted you, Kasper.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

embarrassing

IT'S OVER TOBERLONESISTERS

OH NONONONONONO

MENTAL MIDGETS

WOMENS MOMENT WOMENS MOMENT WOMENS MOMENT WOMENS MOMENT

oh no no no no
swissters...

don't worry swisslesboturboboggedsisters
steiner's counter attack will come soon

Love it. I hope nothing more than to see our team get booted out in group phase.
We've been harassed and shilled so much for this past month for this fucking competition, it would be so poetic to see them out early.

>>149562814
All according to keikaku

Bit sad.

oh no

RELEASE THE MUTTS

ain't norway they're losing it now

>Shitzerland
KWAB

American commentator thought she cleared that, didn't realize it was an OG for like a minute

it's over

Imagine all the people giving women's football a first chance today and seeing this

abuelohage has lost the plot

woman moment

Non-Anglo anons, what do you think of England in this tournament? Defending champions, you’ll recall. Had a kind of “never played that well but reached the final” at World Cup ‘23.

>Will they get out the group?
>If your team faced them in the knockouts, would you be fearful?
>Which England player do you rate highest in terms of ability?
>Which England player do you rate highest in terms of looks?

God I love Alayah Pilgrim so much. What a babe

swissbros what is unze plan b

>just fucking hoof it
Works every time

OUR GIRL IS KILL

let's go

>>149562853
At least they're getting the full experience.
Woman moments are half the fun really.

ENGEN DOWN

engen dood

>>149562863
>fuck the pretense
>sub in our pacy negresses

dogshit ada

>>149560322 (OP)
> wdefending

>Swiss player unironically named Schertenlieb
I am also a scherten lieber. Ich liebe scherten

The Swiss gassed out

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS THE CABEÇUDAS SAVED ME

wow that keeper kicked her in the vagina

>that own goal
I'm still in disbelief. How the FUCK did she manage that?

>>149562879
20 looks really cute

>>149562853
Well that is women football for you.
Pack the stadium with children to bloat the numbers, see a performance worth a 3rd or 4th tier men league (let's not forget they lost 7-1 against U15 Luzern and tried to bury it), then keep hearing every commentators shill you that it's actually just as good and even better on a technical and tactical level than the men.

My God is it always like this? This is kino for all the wrong reasons

>>149562910
is this your first womeme game?

>>149562913
I'll take 22.

How to get a mixed race athletic gf?

Why did we take the board?

sort it out

>>149562910
Own goals are generally bizarre and funny for both genders.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Damn. The swiss putting on the delicious chocolate

why do they keep having sexo with each other?

>>149562910
the norwegian had her beat so she panicked

>>149562915
>(let's not forget they lost 7-1 against U15 Luzern and tried to bury it

What a football tourist you are, not knowing that these results have been happening since time immemorial

>>149562937
Most men's own goals are usually crazy deflections that can't be helped. This bint volleyed it into her own net.

Honestly the mountainjeweses could have gotten an era from that cross to the far post earlier, albeit a light one but it didn't even get mentioned at all.

>denied the high five
Wow, what a bitch

>>149562946
>>149562879
What ethnicity, social class, and political orientation is this?

>>149562967
SEXO

>>149561321
I sat through an hour of shitty cringe punditry before Iceland-Finland waiting for the opening ceremony, and now you tell me there was one after all? But it wasn't before the first match? Fuck the Swiss. First they rigged Eurovision, and now this.

>>149562963
sniff the brrrrrraaaaaaapberg

IT'S HAPPENING

>>149562944
they have as much sex as they would have if they were married to a guy, once a month and make its as boring as possible

absolutely fucking ebin

Switzerl-ACK

ERA

>>149562965
>denied the high five

lmao poor mountain maids

The font on the front of the Norway kit is atrocious

kek what a retard
i want to shag the referee btw

OH NO NO NO CLOCKFUCKERS

>>149562915
Men's football is just pacey ngubus pressing and playing counters while we pretend to be entertained. This is much better.

norway?

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?????????

ARE THEY RETARDED

>give away a corner
>give away a penalty
Ahahahaha

>>149562954
I know that they keep getting btfo'd by men, I was talking about the naivety of burying that to keep the hype.
We even had some articles and "soccer specialists" to justify it and pretend that it didn't meant that it was worse than watching a junior competition, that reference to the whole "technical and strategic level" actually came from one of those interviews.
Anyway, soon 3-1

NO ERA

BENULTY

this
fucking
game

LMAO

>>149562967
who knows

ch ho are retarded
no ho are running away with it

>give a free corner for no reason
>handball that shit
coach grandma is not pleased

As ERA as can be

KWAB

>>149563014
If she wanted to she could crush you to death with those thighs and get away with a light sentence and a cozy prison cell because Norwegian justice system is very lenient

KWAB

KEK HEGERBERG

WOMEN SOCCER KINO

WOMENS MOMENT

UPON

WOMENS MOMENT

AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>149563032
fugg

caralho

It's not over yet!

oh no

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To be fair if I had to look at a Lidl advert at the same time I'd probably miss a penalty too

heh.

LMAO

KINO

lel

Christ almighty this is a comedy, wtf was that?!

no era

KWABWAY

What a joke of a match

kek that's pretty soft

LMAO

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME WOMEN'S MATCHES WERE LIKE THIS

COMPENSATION BENALTY
COMPENSATION BENALTY
COMPENSATION BENALTY

god I love women's footie

RIGGED

Yeah, that was fucking nothing

NO ERA
VAR!!!

i ve only seen those given at bernabeu

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rigged

KWAB

HOPP SCHWIIZ
>HOPP SCHWIIZ
HOPP SCHWIIZ
>HOPP SCHWIIZ
LETS GO GIRLS!
>LETS GO GIRLS!
LETS GO GIRLS!
>LETS GO GIRLS!

Harsh penalty.

VAR SAVE US

never a penal

FUCK ADA
FUCK ADA
FUCK ADA
FUCK ADA
FUCK ADA

But seriously, no era. This is fucked

EL VAR SINSON?

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

It's like a parody. Except it's real. Women's football lmaooooooooooo

VAR SINSON

>>149563094
Imagine licking powdered sugar from her lips

DISGUSTING

The reffin is as bad as the teams playin

>>149562962
This was more of an era than if this one would be given

ADA IS SO SHIT WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF

We deserve this shit. Wtf is this reeeeee

NO ERA

>>149563058
she was probably wondering if lidl norway was gonna bring the charcoal pizza box

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>doping the var
peculiar

Why are women so bad at penalties for fucks sake?!

LMFAO

messi tier penal

Ref is pretty hot

REFBALLING

VAR SAMA THANK YOU

I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight if they had given that.

we need a Lisa VAR

honestly what the fuck is happening with this match

Entertaining for all the wrong reasons, but at least we're winning

>>149563073
Where have you been for like 10 years? Women's football is so much more entertaining than mens. A few years ago, England played Senegal. It was when VAR was in. When VAR denied Senegal a penalty, they refused to play and sat down in the middle of the field saying it was rigged. They went 3-0 eventually with a goal they said was offside, again saying rigged. One of the Senegalese players spat in an England player's hair. Then one of them attacked the ref (sneak attack). Then there was a blatant penalty but the ref took ages to come to a decision and despite VAR showing it was clear, denied it because she was fearing for her safety and England had won already.

It was amazing.

dios mio

>stop watching at halftime
>come back to 2-1
Uhh... Swizzbrehs? Your homefield advantage?

Why are they wearing make up?

>>149563116
Because of patriarchy ofc

>>149563146
got to look hot for the lesbians in the other team

>>149560322 (OP)
kwab

'are brownie finally coming on

>>149563146
aerodynamics

Mathilde is very cute

>>149563146
Women like wearing makeup.

Based subs

I also want to shag the lino

All norway players look so disgusting. All white dry skin and blond

offside?

Remember that time when that Spanish(?) lesbian argued with the ref and the ref yelled back and the Spanish lesbian got so turned on her nipples became erect and you could see them through her shirt? Good times.

>>149563146
Confidence

Women a bunch of headless chickens running around on the grass kek

there hasnt been a single second of football in the last 20 minutes or so

>>149563138
That game was so kino, I remember PNevs seething post match kek

>>149562638
It is the most cringe form of music. The only English schlager singer I can really think of would be Cliff Richard. Some of the music is decent, but the genre overall is terrible.

>>149563190
Italian*

>>149563186
Very envious and albanian post this

>>149563190
It was an Italian, Manuela Giugliano

I become such a boomer when I watch women play football lmao

someone screenshot the 1 cm off side

>>149563120
Post her

>>149563204
>>149563207
Italian was it. Either way. I long for the day where we get one player that just snogs another.

>>149563146
this! they should all be short butchy dykes and look like the japanese and north korean instead of creating false expectations

>>149563138
I WAS THERE

#20 on switzerland playing with that hair is crazy

>Alayah Pilgrim (Arabic: عالية بيلكريم; born 29 April 2003) is a Swiss professional footballer who plays as a forward for Roma and the Switzerland women's national team.
>In August 2022, she was called up to the Morocco women's national team for the first time.[8] She declined the invitation, as she received it last minute and didn't have time to decide.[7] A couple of months later in October 2022, she was called up to the Switzerland women's national team for the first time.
>Pilgrim studied as a health professional and had an internship at the Muri Hospital in the summer of 2021.[11] Outside of football, she also works as an influencer.[11] Pilgrim converted to Christianity in 2024.[12] Pilgrim is dating her Roma and Norway team mate Emilie Haavi.[14]

>>149563216
Just watch Women's Copa América then

Imagine if those matches actually had a male referee, it would be such an improvement.

>>149563190
Webm of this?

Thick

>>149563225
>Pilgrim is dating her Roma and Norway team mate Emilie Haavi
WHAT REALLY

>>149563187
>>149563220
rigi

>>149563225
interesting to think that she might still be a muslim pretending to be straight if Morocco called her up a few days earlier

Swiss chocolate princesses

>>149563225
What's the dyke percentage in this sport?

>>149563190
>>149563233

>>149563201
My theory is that the Germans, Dutch, Austrians, and Swiss all have great history but there modern and current popular culture is all absolutely shite and they’ve all got zero taste

WOAH TAKE IT EASY THERE PILGRIM!

>>149563239
many dating happens in these teams
The amount of scissoring happening in the dressing rooms is unreal

>>149563233
>>149563251
I was just uploading it.... Curse the captcha for making an N look like an M or a H.....

>>149563225
I'm 100% sure she was dating a male footballer from Série A not long ago

>>149563248
Around 50% but it has been dropping lately.

What's the tactical advantage of using 1 second extra before every pass? Is this some genius American coaching I don't understand?

>>149563170
Uhm, Chud, men and their unrealistisch beauty standards and capitalism are forcing them to do it. Except when it's empowering and stuff. Then it's the women doing it because they're empowered.

>>149563259
>>149563248
Someone post that chart showing which women’s footballers have hooked up with other women’s footballers

>Pia Soon Hag
we wasted two world cup cycles on her

haha

hiw do you miss that

>>149563252
Just because your country has an intravenous flow of American slop doesn't mean other countries don't produce anything of note anymore.

Engen my beautiful can you not be shit for five minutes

That was a sitter

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT WASNT OFFSIDE WHAT A FUCKING RETARD WHAT A FUCKING BUTCH DYKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A RETARD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

We are so lucky that it's unbelievable

the little one is down :(

Cringe

death, taxes and tiny thea getting hurt

>>149563295
do NOT fuck romanians

>>149563138
>Senegal
Wasn't that Cameroon?

My little queen nooooo

>>149563310
Was it? Both Frog African nations to me.

>>149563300
>>149563304
>>149563317

Give your thoughts on this /film/ idea:
>a Blue is the Warmest Colour style movie in the setting of a women’s professional football team

>first match starting with a key player actually injured
>be the better team but lose the match
>the defeat wasn't rectifiable in the rest of the tournament

Yes, yes Gandalf I was there in 2008

>>149563279
https://wosochart.github.io/TheWosoChart/

Very nice of the Swiss to gift Norway the win

>>149563330
RELEASE THE KECHICHE CUT

Exactly the same simulations as in men’s football, if not worse.

>>149563225
>Pilgrim is dating her Roma and Norway team mate Emilie Haavi.
Are you telling me there's a gypsy in the Norwegian team?

>>149563320
A third of Cameroon is Bong African and they're fighting a war over this. Why have you forsaken your sons?

Are all the Euro 2025 matches being aired on mainstream, free-to-air tv in your cunt, /sp/?

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

>>149563333
is this updated regularly?

>>149563347
Don’t think there’s any gypsies in Scandinavia

>>149563350
They're being streamed on YouTube for free

>>149563347
AS Roma, the club

good match by Engen

bizet should start over gurp shiesty desu

>>149563350
Not a clue but probably yes

What a cringe arc this match had

>>149563225
>her norway teammate
u wot

>>149563369
t. grainger
>>149563371
yes

>>149563349
Until Ambazonia is an independent state, they're Frogs to me.

>>149563360
I fucking wish, they have special rights here (no clue why)

ouch

>>149563362
That’s frustrating considering that BBC and ITV have paid a joint £50 million to secure the rights to this tournament
Half of this was from license fee payers’ money

This fucking defense man

Is that a man or a woman?

engen can take a beating

>>149563395
it's a swede

>>149563350
On ITV and BBC yes.

>>149563388
What kind of special rights?
In this country the local councils kind of turn a blind eye when gypsy kids don’t turn up at school for 70% of the year

>>149563381
>t. grainger
dunno what that is
her girlfriend?

>>149563358
Yes, lesbian autism is powerful and devoted

>>149562226
AGREED

norway has got to be the worst team of any team sports i ve watched in my entire life

>>149563350
half is on the public broadcaster the other is on a new paid sport channel but some get the channel included in the base package

>>149563320
Was it this one? They gave away a free kick from a backpass so this looks pretty memorable too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Gs6vLMnvU

that gay ass captain's armband
imagine wearing that as a straight-oid

Telegraph reporting that Beth Mead has done her ACL again

Norway girls need body loation their skin is too dry and ugly

>>149563420
Yeah.

hmm

>>149563426
Guro’s skin is perfect

>>149563393
I mean, not streamed by UEFA or anything like that. They're being streamed by a rising digital platform that's also covering the CWC and the Brasileirão, and they probably bought the rights while running at a loss because the audience isn't great and I haven't seen any ads other than YouTube's.

>>149563425
Anon pls.

>>149563426
How many times are you going to try with these trope, VPN fag

>>149563433
Pride month ended 2 days ago so not sure why they’re doing this rainbow armband, especially since most female footballers are lesbian TERFs

>>149563433
They usually take eachothers clothes off, not on

>>149563425
Only news is
>England's Beth Mead on playing against her girlfriend at Euro 2025 and missing their dog Myle.
So you're wrong.

>>149563408
they’re one of five recognized minorities and get rights regarding preserving culture

>>149563433
Engen remembering how it is to fist Mapi.

>>149563458
Lesbian TERFs view the trannies as interlopers baka

>>149563433
heavy symbolism there

>>149563467
What the fuck kind of name is Myle? At least call it Miles or smt

I hope I get to caress Sydney's long, cinnamon legs in my dreams tonight.

The Norwegian font on the number and shirt names is so bad that I predict the referee will accidentally give the wrong Norwegian player a 2nd yellow and send them off in a crucial quarter final moment

Imagine being the one to spread Bjelde's legs...

One team had a world class striker, the other team had... Reuteler

>>149563477
IDK it's your girl who named it

all these "lesbians" eventually turn straight and raise happy, white children

>>149563477
It's just a variant of Miles, yeah.

She really hates my little queen :/

Norway's fake rune font reminds me of this