OFFICIAL Switzerland vs Norway MATCH THREAD
What an incredible crowd in Basel. Tremendous, gorgeous people in the stadium. This is unprecedented. We're setting new records in women's football.
>>149560322 (OP)Will our girl be playing?
>>149560412ENGEN ENGEN ENGEN
>>149560412Sus defense, but otherwise obvious picks
>>149560426ONE OF THEM SLAGUGLABU ONE OF THEM
Who should I bet on here? Lost money on the previous match and need to win it back now.
>>149560412Hey I have a gif saved with Ingrid Syrstad Engen from the pre covid years
>>149560500do not fucking post it
>mfw guro bloots in 6-0 over the mountain rats
>>1495604890-0 most likely result unironically
>>149560489Norway choke everytime in tournaments
>>149560489switzerland, more technical team than the female lumberjacks
Ellen White's make-up isn't her doing any favours. She looks like a corpse in the studio lighting
When does the wslop opening ceremony start, in 30 minutes?
Switzerland: Livia Peng - Iman Beney, Viola Calligaris, Julia Stierli, Noelle Maritz, Nadine Riesen - Noemi Ivelj, Lia Wรคlti, Smilla Vallotto - Gรฉraldine Reuteler, Riola Xhemaili
Bench: Elvira Herzog, Nadine Bรถhi, Leila Wandeler, Ana-Maria Crnogorฤeviฤ, Mariame Terchoun, Coumba Sow, Laia Ballestรฉ, Sandrine Mauron, Svenja Fรถlmli, Alayah Pilgrim, Sydney Schertenleib, Alisha Lehmann
>>149560579DO IT FOR IDA!
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>>149553557>>149553557Iceland 0
Finland 1
>>149560689She was SOVLful
we have an english manager?
the english invented the sport, this can't go wrong!
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>149560730Surely both the English men's and women's teams also have English managers. Can you imagine if they hailed from other parts of Europe? Just imagine the scenes if they appointed 2 germanic coaches!
sw uh
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>>149560730...yeah you'll be fine
>>149560643>Sydney Schertenleibcute
>>149560627Hasn't started yet
What is it with Norway vs Switzerland
>>149560769chocolate is good for you
Put the ball over the line
Which player has the tighest pusy?
so what are the levels of these teams in men football terms? is this like holland vs georgia?
>>149560921no idea. I will have to test it
>Official opening match
>2nd match of the day
Great job UEFA
>>149560961Portugal and Scotland
>>149560961Norway is 16th
Switzerland is 23rd
USA is 1st
Nepal is 100th
>>149561058>Norway is 16thWhat went so wrong?
>>149560961You cannot be serious
>>149561072We were great when nobody cared
Then the other nations started caring more
>>149561093bro im trying to get some frame of referance on what to expect here. i see bookies have swizz at 3.5 and norway at 2.20 to win.
>>149560996Thought the opening ceremony wouldโve started by now, but instead theyโre showing how Kvaborim bottled the Europa League to Tottenham.
>>149561030Norway is Portugal, some of their players are or were the best in their position or overall like Hansen, Reiten, Hegerberg and Engen
Switzerland is a pretty homogeneous team of low levels and subs + that bogged bitch who's pretty bad
>>149561117what were the odds on iceland - finland?
>>149561145When was Engen ever the best at anything besides eating Mapi Leon out?
For me it's the Swiss Russo clone
>>149561117the odds are usually higher at first matches
considering norway beat switzerland twice but by a minimal margin id say they could go as low as 1.8 for norway
>>149561152i dunno games over cant go back and check
I'll be supporting Norway
>>149560489Switzerland lost to a U15 team
>>149561166norway to start game with +1 goal at 1,37.
>>149561226What % Albanian are they?
Why such a weird spot for the fans?
>Hegerberg is only 29
What the actual fuck
>>149561247It's still very hot
https://www.bergfex.ch/sommer/basel-region/wetter/stationen/basel--binningen/
>>149561252And to think she was washed by 26
>>149561282I'd wash every square inch of her with nothing but my tongue if you catch my drift
those opening ceremonies need to sto, jfc
they spent โฌ500 on this opening ceremony
>>149561282At least she's not Andrine
Disgusting lack of diversity in this opening ceremony
>>149561336andrine married a soiguy btw lol..
Top kek, this is the messiest ceremony I've ever seen
This is the worst thing I've ever seen and I love it
>>149561321> prepare your anus
At least it was a pretty short ceremony with no gay shit.
>>149561379how are there only women dancers? this is HIGHLY problematic
>>149561394Did you just assume their gender chud????
why do they allow little male proto-chuds onto the pitch, it degrades the independence of these strong women
having that moid touch the ball first is a depressingly patriarchal way to kick off this match
>>149561394>>149561432This is some cringy boomer shit. Back to Facebook
>one of the mascots is nearly as tall as one of the players
nearly another insigne moment
wtf I didn't know the Norwegian anthem was this good
such an angelic anthem wtf
And now the germanophones ruin everything.
Somebody please post the name of the singer of the Norge anthem
Astrid S is my mommy btw
>>149561513
Pia Sundhage didn't get out of the group stage with Brazil...
>>149561527You simple CANNOT suffer in Norway
>>149561500close your legs whore
Fucked up Maanum and Graham positions
>>149561538absolute goddess
>>149561541somehow, i manage to do so
>>149561565she is average norwegian woman bro.
>>149561547#7 plays for PSV and supposedly lives very near to where I live in Eindhoven
Only women allowed to post in this thread btw
why is there only like half a brown person on the field
>>149561586SRF doesn't know shit about football
>>149561545The fuck, Maanum really is playing left wing over Caro
>>149560412She has a mix of ingerbritsen and carlson face. Truly a norwegian inbreed
>>149561578>Norway is filled with Lord of the Rings elf queenszamn
id like to find whats inside the cabinet of doctor calligaris... if you comprehend my allegorical affectation ?
>>149561615brown people in norway and swizz are busy breeding more kids
>>149561542fuck you, don't talk about my girl like that
>>149561625she reminds me of the mom from gilmore girls
>>149561626pretty much lol
So many of them wearing make up and looking hot, goddamn
>>149561615Our immigrants are often conservative or "old fashioned" and won't let their daughters play sports.
norgebros I'm thinking our girls are shit
>>149561656Just imagine covering their faces with your [redacted]
Should I have some ice cream for this one?
>>149561663Trust the process
>>149561675only after a goal is scored
it's 29 degrees down there, poor girls
The female caster's voice on TV2 makes me wanna claw my ears off
ADA YOU'RE GETTING TOO FUCKING OLD
>>149561783She just needs more time!
where is the british slag???
>>149561790bruh she took like 10 seconds to shoot and still didnt shoot xD
Any players on show who'd be up for a transfer?
Hegerberg out there looking like late-stage Huntelaar
I do not care for Norway's pseudo-runic typeface.
>hot blondes with overknee socks with nice thighs
I can't stop it it's going berserk
Alright fellow coomers, what hot fannies should I be on the lookout for in this game?
Can Norway stop randomly lobbing it forward when there's nobody to receive it?
Still a mystery why the stadium is fuller than at most cwc matches.
norway manager with the gamer neck
Sucks for Frida, but that's probably the best injury we can have
DOUSE THEM WITH WATER ALREADY
Pretty anemic peformance so far by Norway
>>149561890WATER BREAK
WATER BREAK
FUCKING DO ITTTTT
>>149561877it was full with people who were just watching eurovision on a tv screen a month ago
what temperature is it there?
>>149561831Agreed, it's trying too hard desu
>>149561538hmmm... Himno Nac... weird name for norGAYISTAN...
oh, it's hymn and national because she is singing national anthem yes yes now I see oukkidoukki
is that woman you guys keep posting even in this competition or at some beach bar in mykonos?
>>149561927>me standing behind bjelde
>finally got swiss backline out of shape
>passes back
Fuck is Norway doing
>>149561831Oh I've just noticed that.
>>149561927Could AI maybe work with that image of her sucking on that water bottle?
>>149561831Yeah it's terrible
>It's another "Norway flops in a major tournament" episode
I hate reruns
fy faen the cute #7 is absolute rubbish
Oh no Engen is back to being shit
>>149561906Could be that way, who knows
>>149561960>>149561831The men's team did the same for the last euro/wc cycle.
>>149561964Only one way to find out, go ahead and try it
>>149561979yeah she is horrific, dunno why she is at barcelona.
>>149561990When was the last time she wasn't shit to be honest.
All she's good for is being Mapi Leon's deskpet.
>>149561995i'm only good with gemini and chatgpt and they both refuse that kinda thing
>>149562012She's been very solid in her position for the national team. We haven't really let in a lot of goal lately and she's earned some credit. When she's bad though... It's like she doesn't know how to complete a simple pass
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
ALWAYS A RIESEN FOR A CHOCOLATE CHEW
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How do you say "it's over" in norsk?
i swear that goalscorer plays for england too
I don't think this vaginal discharge slurping sport is for me
Pia Sundhage looks like my grandma, so I'm glad she's winning
isnt there an ingerfartsen sister to save noway?
>>149560627cute couple
>>149561515>NornirSounds like a slur
swiss goalkeeper is mental
Your sovereign fund isn't going to get you out of this predicament Norway
>>149562094back off bub, she's mine
>>149562084yeah but their dad beat her and she quit sports, i think.
Didn't we beat the toblerone jews the last two games? Now they are styling on us.
If you think about it norway is just a bad copy of Switzerland
why is it galligaris instead of galligari? where did the s come from ? do they have genitive case in italian
>>149562111cabeรงuda
>>149562117i bet on you so it cursed the team sorry
>>149562132Emerson would never
>>149562109should have beaten her more
>another 'guro offers literally nothing' episode
I love you, but fuck off
Everytime Norge's defenders boot the ball forward fem!Haaland is either 10 metres too deep or 10 metres offside
>>149562136there are two of them
MAANUM OUT
ENGEN OUT
BRATBERG LUND OUT
KIELLAND IN
GAUPSET IN
HARVIKEN IN
please stop bully engen please
So this is how it's gonna be for 60 more minutes huh
>volotta runs fast and with purpose and isn't gassed right away
I-I like her..
>>149562192She's trying her hardest
>>149562226me on the right
>>149562213The Swiss ladies are going to be pretty gassed in the 2nd half.
>Engbot wandering aimlessly around the pitch as Swiss attackers stroll past her into the box
Based retard
>>149562226kek what a bitch
>>149562244she is only 26 i thought that was someones mom
>>149562240Switzerland is the Peru of Europe, they'll be fine
Why are they so weak-minded? Even the England men's team don't look so afraid of the shirt.
>>149562260She's the only one doing something
Leaven Engen alone. She's the eye candy we need in this hard to watch sport.
>>149562266They were threatened at gunpoint by the military and coerced into throwing a game against the host nation by 6-0 in 1978?
Switzerland literally just found a random grandma tending to her garden, put her in the head coach position and she's doing better than our American fraud
i can only roll my eyes so many times
>>149562301she's one of the top 10 women's soccer players ever though
>>149562328Women's football was invented in 2005
>>149562328back when she played soccer women dressed up like this to play
i lost everything
these cabeรงudas made me lose everything
>>149562301She used to work as Brazil's manager and everyone hates her here.
I wish we were in Norway's group again
>>149562345I accidentally invented it in 2003 but it was unofficial
>>149561321Holy fuck I just love to be pegged!
Best feeling in the world for sure...eventually cumming like a little bitch
>>149562310why is everything women do so arousing bros
>>149562391based honorary scandinavian
>>149562391Didn't know French people went to Estonia during summer
>>149562391This
So much this
>>149562393I didn't find what Angela Merkel did arousing at all
>Livia Peng is going to Chelsea
Let's hope she doesn't come back like Lehmann
>>149562310I knew someone would grab this. Thanks ukraine bro
>>149562310turbobogbimbo spotted
>>149562439bring her on already!
>>149562453Yes please. We need all the help we can get
>>149562453She looks like she just realized how much she fucked up by bogging herself
Why is Lehmann on the bench?
>>149562453Damn she looks really trash here. I always knew Instagram/meta is insidious and evil to the human spirit
>>149562453Why did she do it bros?
>18m IG followers
nuke India
>>149562495They're actually South American
>bimbofied plastic gigawhores are bad because... THEY JUST ARE OK???
Who is the WPortuguese GOAT?
BBC Sport just asked Alessia Russo what her favourite thing about Switzerland is
She said she doesnโt know but that the flag is a big plus
>>149562528you could say i'll be going to stadion wankdorf later tonight heh heh heh
>>149562534She's a simple girl
>was sure I wouldn't get frustrated and angry again
>
>>149562491She's dating a Brazilian, the hues love the plastic bimbo retard look
just a shot on goal
just something please girls
>Beatrice Egli (born 21 June 1988) is a Swiss pop and Schlager singer. She is the winner of season 10 of the German music competition Deutschland sucht den Superstar.[2]
>Egli sang the Swiss national anthem at their opening match of Euro 2025.
>Egli is in a relationship with German actress Alexandra Maria Lara.[4]
>>149562601Suck suck milk nipples puffy leaking sweet goodness nursing
>>149562601M O M M Y
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>>149562601Blessed milkers
>>149562601milchwagen just arrive
I donโt understand why Spain have allowed Bonmatรญ straight back into the camp when she had meningitis over the weekend.
>>149562601based schlager singer
How can literally every Norwegian woman be a supermodel?
We tried, fellow rich, skiing mountain niggers but all of our woman are potatoes
>>149562601Krautsphere anons, what is Schlager singer?
>>149562384Stina in her prime was something else
>>149562633I hope no one ever films me crying in a cheese hat
>norway average age over 29
gassed hagteam
>>149562638Basically like a crooner, but instead singing happy German folk songs and other beer-bangers
based hoofball towards nobody
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING TEAM NOT A SINGLE PASS OR DRIVE HOLY SHIT
Swiss coach can run faster than Ada
Guro Reitenโs partner, Julie, is pregnant
I donโt know, in modern language, whether that means we refer to Guro as being a โsoon-to-be-motherโ or?
>>149562683do women produce semen nowadays?
blimey
>>149562601MI TITTS ARE HAAAARD
>>149562658This is popular in your Low Countries too?
>>149562683how2lesbians get pregunta?
finland beating iceland could be crucial, feels like we're already out
STOP THE COUNT
BLOW THE WHISTLE
>>149562694The first comment on the Chelsea Women FC official Facebook page when they posted this news was some boomer lad saying:
>who is the sperm donor?
>>149562699I think you fellas call it a turkey baster
>>149562683every lesbo couple has a masculine one and a feminine one
most of the times it's clear by the looks but sometimes it's relative
i work with one, she's clearly a grumpy father with a peaky blinders like haircut (yknow the classic dyke one)
NORGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149562628Why isn't it womeningitus.
>>149562712utter woke nonsense brigade
undeserved equalizer let's be real
>>149562698Kind of, we have less of the whole lederhosen-wearing beergarten culture but there's similar stuff.
>>149562699my penis + one of their vaginas
>>149562739Hell yeah it is
based meme set piece tactics
I APOLOGISE to Ada Hegerberg
>>149562739I'm being atletico instead
>>149562712Also. Goaaaaaaaaal
apologize right now, suckers
State of female goalkeeping.
>>149562601>Alexandra Maria Laraso she is practically a nepo
why was hegerberg so serious after the goal lol
>>149562763crosses are OP in their game
Our fullbacks are never in defense and never in offense?
>>149562683>Beatrice Eglishouldnt both lesbians be pregnant at the same time? that seems more fair
>>149562601>>Egli is in a relationship with German actress Alexandra Maria Lara.[4]Lol made me doublecheck
>>149562787>womanlet defending
>>149562795W-w-why is she looking at me
>>149561680I shouldn't have doubted you, Kasper.
IT'S OVER TOBERLONESISTERS
WOMENS MOMENT WOMENS MOMENT WOMENS MOMENT WOMENS MOMENT
oh no no no no
swissters...
don't worry swisslesboturboboggedsisters
steiner's counter attack will come soon
Love it. I hope nothing more than to see our team get booted out in group phase.
We've been harassed and shilled so much for this past month for this fucking competition, it would be so poetic to see them out early.
>>149562814All according to keikaku
ain't norway they're losing it now
American commentator thought she cleared that, didn't realize it was an OG for like a minute
Imagine all the people giving women's football a first chance today and seeing this
abuelohage has lost the plot
Non-Anglo anons, what do you think of England in this tournament? Defending champions, youโll recall. Had a kind of โnever played that well but reached the finalโ at World Cup โ23.
>Will they get out the group?
>If your team faced them in the knockouts, would you be fearful?
>Which England player do you rate highest in terms of ability?
>Which England player do you rate highest in terms of looks?
God I love Alayah Pilgrim so much. What a babe
swissbros what is unze plan b
>just fucking hoof it
Works every time
>>149562853At least they're getting the full experience.
Woman moments are half the fun really.
>>149562863>fuck the pretense>sub in our pacy negresses
>Swiss player unironically named Schertenlieb
I am also a scherten lieber. Ich liebe scherten
YAAAAAAAAAAAAS THE CABEรUDAS SAVED ME
wow that keeper kicked her in the vagina
>that own goal
I'm still in disbelief. How the FUCK did she manage that?
>>14956287920 looks really cute
>>149562853Well that is women football for you.
Pack the stadium with children to bloat the numbers, see a performance worth a 3rd or 4th tier men league (let's not forget they lost 7-1 against U15 Luzern and tried to bury it), then keep hearing every commentators shill you that it's actually just as good and even better on a technical and tactical level than the men.
>almost 3 goals in 1 chance
My God is it always like this? This is kino for all the wrong reasons
>>149562910is this your first womeme game?
How to get a mixed race athletic gf?
Why did we take the board?
>>149562910Own goals are generally bizarre and funny for both genders.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>literally called "evilly"
Damn. The swiss putting on the delicious chocolate
why do they keep having sexo with each other?
>>149562910the norwegian had her beat so she panicked
>officials literally can't read the shitty rune numbers
>>149562915>(let's not forget they lost 7-1 against U15 Luzern and tried to bury itWhat a football tourist you are, not knowing that these results have been happening since time immemorial
>>149562937Most men's own goals are usually crazy deflections that can't be helped. This bint volleyed it into her own net.
Honestly the mountainjeweses could have gotten an era from that cross to the far post earlier, albeit a light one but it didn't even get mentioned at all.
>subbing out our best defender when bratberg lund is still on the pitch
>denied the high five
Wow, what a bitch
>>149562946>>149562879What ethnicity, social class, and political orientation is this?
ouch
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>>149561321I sat through an hour of shitty cringe punditry before Iceland-Finland waiting for the opening ceremony, and now you tell me there was one after all? But it wasn't before the first match? Fuck the Swiss. First they rigged Eurovision, and now this.
>>149562963sniff the brrrrrraaaaaaapberg
>>149562944they have as much sex as they would have if they were married to a guy, once a month and make its as boring as possible
>>149562965>denied the high five
The font on the front of the Norway kit is atrocious
kek what a retard
i want to shag the referee btw
>>149562915Men's football is just pacey ngubus pressing and playing counters while we pretend to be entertained. This is much better.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?????????
ARE THEY RETARDED
>give away a corner
>give away a penalty
Ahahahaha
>>149562954I know that they keep getting btfo'd by men, I was talking about the naivety of burying that to keep the hype.
We even had some articles and "soccer specialists" to justify it and pretend that it didn't meant that it was worse than watching a junior competition, that reference to the whole "technical and strategic level" actually came from one of those interviews.
Anyway, soon 3-1
ch ho are retarded
no ho are running away with it
>give a free corner for no reason
>handball that shit
coach grandma is not pleased
>>149563014If she wanted to she could crush you to death with those thighs and get away with a light sentence and a cozy prison cell because Norwegian justice system is very lenient
WOMENS MOMENT
UPON
WOMENS MOMENT
AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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>tfw nobody is making a collage for the WEUROS
To be fair if I had to look at a Lidl advert at the same time I'd probably miss a penalty too
Christ almighty this is a comedy, wtf was that?!
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME WOMEN'S MATCHES WERE LIKE THIS
>turn on the tv and thats the first thing i see
COMPENSATION BENALTY
COMPENSATION BENALTY
COMPENSATION BENALTY
god I love women's footie
Yeah, that was fucking nothing
i ve only seen those given at bernabeu
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LETS GO GIRLS!
>LETS GO GIRLS!
LETS GO GIRLS!
>LETS GO GIRLS!
FUCK ADA
FUCK ADA
FUCK ADA
FUCK ADA
FUCK ADA
But seriously, no era. This is fucked
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
It's like a parody. Except it's real. Women's football lmaooooooooooo
>>149563094Imagine licking powdered sugar from her lips
The reffin is as bad as the teams playin
>>149562962This was more of an era than if this one would be given
ADA IS SO SHIT WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF
We deserve this shit. Wtf is this reeeeee
>>149563058she was probably wondering if lidl norway was gonna bring the charcoal pizza box
Why are women so bad at penalties for fucks sake?!
I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight if they had given that.
honestly what the fuck is happening with this match
>can't even get a riggitini in the tournament you host
Entertaining for all the wrong reasons, but at least we're winning
>>149563073Where have you been for like 10 years? Women's football is so much more entertaining than mens. A few years ago, England played Senegal. It was when VAR was in. When VAR denied Senegal a penalty, they refused to play and sat down in the middle of the field saying it was rigged. They went 3-0 eventually with a goal they said was offside, again saying rigged. One of the Senegalese players spat in an England player's hair. Then one of them attacked the ref (sneak attack). Then there was a blatant penalty but the ref took ages to come to a decision and despite VAR showing it was clear, denied it because she was fearing for her safety and England had won already.
It was amazing.
>stop watching at halftime
>come back to 2-1
Uhh... Swizzbrehs? Your homefield advantage?
Why are they wearing make up?
>>149563116Because of patriarchy ofc
>>149563146got to look hot for the lesbians in the other team
'are brownie finally coming on
>>149563146Women like wearing makeup.
I also want to shag the lino
>taking 10 minutes to sub
All norway players look so disgusting. All white dry skin and blond
Remember that time when that Spanish(?) lesbian argued with the ref and the ref yelled back and the Spanish lesbian got so turned on her nipples became erect and you could see them through her shirt? Good times.
Women a bunch of headless chickens running around on the grass kek
there hasnt been a single second of football in the last 20 minutes or so
>>149563138That game was so kino, I remember PNevs seething post match kek
>>149562638It is the most cringe form of music. The only English schlager singer I can really think of would be Cliff Richard. Some of the music is decent, but the genre overall is terrible.
>>149563186Very envious and albanian post this
>>149563190It was an Italian, Manuela Giugliano
I become such a boomer when I watch women play football lmao
someone screenshot the 1 cm off side
>>149563204>>149563207Italian was it. Either way. I long for the day where we get one player that just snogs another.
>>149563146this! they should all be short butchy dykes and look like the japanese and north korean instead of creating false expectations
#20 on switzerland playing with that hair is crazy
>Alayah Pilgrim (Arabic: ุนุงููุฉ ุจูููุฑูู
; born 29 April 2003) is a Swiss professional footballer who plays as a forward for Roma and the Switzerland women's national team.
>In August 2022, she was called up to the Morocco women's national team for the first time.[8] She declined the invitation, as she received it last minute and didn't have time to decide.[7] A couple of months later in October 2022, she was called up to the Switzerland women's national team for the first time.
>Pilgrim studied as a health professional and had an internship at the Muri Hospital in the summer of 2021.[11] Outside of football, she also works as an influencer.[11] Pilgrim converted to Christianity in 2024.[12] Pilgrim is dating her Roma and Norway team mate Emilie Haavi.[14]
>>149563216Just watch Women's Copa Amรฉrica then
Imagine if those matches actually had a male referee, it would be such an improvement.
>>149563225>Pilgrim is dating her Roma and Norway team mate Emilie HaaviWHAT REALLY
>>149563225interesting to think that she might still be a muslim pretending to be straight if Morocco called her up a few days earlier
Swiss chocolate princesses
>>149563225What's the dyke percentage in this sport?
>>149563201My theory is that the Germans, Dutch, Austrians, and Swiss all have great history but there modern and current popular culture is all absolutely shite and theyโve all got zero taste
WOAH TAKE IT EASY THERE PILGRIM!
>>149563239many dating happens in these teams
The amount of scissoring happening in the dressing rooms is unreal
>>149563233>>149563251I was just uploading it.... Curse the captcha for making an N look like an M or a H.....
>>149563225I'm 100% sure she was dating a male footballer from Sรฉrie A not long ago
>>149563248Around 50% but it has been dropping lately.
What's the tactical advantage of using 1 second extra before every pass? Is this some genius American coaching I don't understand?
>>149563170Uhm, Chud, men and their unrealistisch beauty standards and capitalism are forcing them to do it. Except when it's empowering and stuff. Then it's the women doing it because they're empowered.
>>149563259>>149563248Someone post that chart showing which womenโs footballers have hooked up with other womenโs footballers
>Pia Soon Hag
we wasted two world cup cycles on her
>>149563252Just because your country has an intravenous flow of American slop doesn't mean other countries don't produce anything of note anymore.
Engen my beautiful can you not be shit for five minutes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT WASNT OFFSIDE WHAT A FUCKING RETARD WHAT A FUCKING BUTCH DYKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A RETARD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
We are so lucky that it's unbelievable
the little one is down :(
death, taxes and tiny thea getting hurt
>>149563295do NOT fuck romanians
>>149563138>SenegalWasn't that Cameroon?
>>149563310Was it? Both Frog African nations to me.
Give your thoughts on this /film/ idea:
>a Blue is the Warmest Colour style movie in the setting of a womenโs professional football team
>first match starting with a key player actually injured
>be the better team but lose the match
>the defeat wasn't rectifiable in the rest of the tournament
Yes, yes Gandalf I was there in 2008
>>149563279https://wosochart.github.io/TheWosoChart/
Very nice of the Swiss to gift Norway the win
>>149563330RELEASE THE KECHICHE CUT
Exactly the same simulations as in menโs football, if not worse.
>>149563225>Pilgrim is dating her Roma and Norway team mate Emilie Haavi.Are you telling me there's a gypsy in the Norwegian team?
>>149563320A third of Cameroon is Bong African and they're fighting a war over this. Why have you forsaken your sons?
Are all the Euro 2025 matches being aired on mainstream, free-to-air tv in your cunt, /sp/?
>>149563333is this updated regularly?
>>149563347Donโt think thereโs any gypsies in Scandinavia
>>149563350They're being streamed on YouTube for free
>>149563347AS Roma, the club
bizet should start over gurp shiesty desu
>>149563350Not a clue but probably yes
What a cringe arc this match had
>>149563225>her norway teammateu wot
>>149563349Until Ambazonia is an independent state, they're Frogs to me.
>>149563360I fucking wish, they have special rights here (no clue why)
>>149563362Thatโs frustrating considering that BBC and ITV have paid a joint ยฃ50 million to secure the rights to this tournament
Half of this was from license fee payersโ money
Is that a man or a woman?
>>149563350On ITV and BBC yes.
>>149563388What kind of special rights?
In this country the local councils kind of turn a blind eye when gypsy kids donโt turn up at school for 70% of the year
>>149563381>t. graingerdunno what that is
her girlfriend?
>>149563358Yes, lesbian autism is powerful and devoted
norway has got to be the worst team of any team sports i ve watched in my entire life
>>149563350half is on the public broadcaster the other is on a new paid sport channel but some get the channel included in the base package
>>149563320Was it this one? They gave away a free kick from a backpass so this looks pretty memorable too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Gs6vLMnvU
that gay ass captain's armband
imagine wearing that as a straight-oid
Telegraph reporting that Beth Mead has done her ACL again
Norway girls need body loation their skin is too dry and ugly
>>149563426Guroโs skin is perfect
>>149563393I mean, not streamed by UEFA or anything like that. They're being streamed by a rising digital platform that's also covering the CWC and the Brasileirรฃo, and they probably bought the rights while running at a loss because the audience isn't great and I haven't seen any ads other than YouTube's.
>>149563426How many times are you going to try with these trope, VPN fag
>>149563433Pride month ended 2 days ago so not sure why theyโre doing this rainbow armband, especially since most female footballers are lesbian TERFs
>>149563433They usually take eachothers clothes off, not on
>>149563425Only news is
>England's Beth Mead on playing against her girlfriend at Euro 2025 and missing their dog Myle.So you're wrong.
>>149563408theyโre one of five recognized minorities and get rights regarding preserving culture
>>149563433Engen remembering how it is to fist Mapi.
>>149563458Lesbian TERFs view the trannies as interlopers baka
>>149563433heavy symbolism there
>>149563467What the fuck kind of name is Myle? At least call it Miles or smt
I hope I get to caress Sydney's long, cinnamon legs in my dreams tonight.
The Norwegian font on the number and shirt names is so bad that I predict the referee will accidentally give the wrong Norwegian player a 2nd yellow and send them off in a crucial quarter final moment
Imagine being the one to spread Bjelde's legs...
>tfw no tall black swiss gf
One team had a world class striker, the other team had... Reuteler
>>149563477IDK it's your girl who named it
all these "lesbians" eventually turn straight and raise happy, white children
>>149563477It's just a variant of Miles, yeah.
She really hates my little queen :/
>ynr Alesha Lehmann withdrew from Euro 2022 because she didnโt feel โmentally readyโ to compete in the tournament, but then posted selfies from a Miami beach throughout the tournament
Norway's fake rune font reminds me of this
time to soap up their thighs and tummies in the shower
>>149563490These domestic violence posters are getting graphic.
>>149563490>she just slipped and fell down the stairs officer
Absolute disasterclass and robbery. Based
>>149563514Based and /biathlon/pilled
>>149563395Even worse. A swede
>>149563512I mean Trump is pretty pro-Commie and Russian. He owes them for the 90's bailout. Why do you think he's so eager to help Israel (10% of Israeli's population is Russian, Putin is Jewish, Putin's daughter married a Jew, he has Zionism awards etc).
Yeah I'm thinking slagball is kino
See you gentlemen again tomorrow
We can only pray for such performances again in this tournament.
>>149563418Not worse than your mens team :D
Wonder how many touches Guro had on the ball
>>149563545I wish she would touch my balls if you know what I mean
Great thread and great game, lads. Glad to have shared this moment with you.
Good luck to Norway going forward.
>>149563550Sorry anon, I don't quite follow. You'll have to be less cryptic in the future.
>>149563162It's insane that HAGerberg is only 29
She looks like a 45 yo School director
Nedim Onouha basically saying yeah that was shit, that was shit while the women pundits are like oh that's unfortunate oh she's sooooo unlucky
>>149563585He sounds black
>Anons make fun of Engen's performance
>She is key in the corner kick that leads to 1-1
>>149563611I could sit on #13 without noticing
>>149563624But imagine the smells and tastes you'd notice if she sat on you
>>149563611all of them have really sweaty feet right now
