Previous thread couldn’t be bumped: >>149552875

>July 5th DAZN
Jack Catteral vs. Harlem Eubank

>July 12th DAZN
Hamzah Sheeraz vs. Edgar Berlanga
Shakur Stevenson vs. William Zepeda
Alberto Puello vs. Subriel Matias
David Morrell vs. Imam Khataev

>July 19th DAZN
Oleksandr Usyk vs. Daniel Dubois 2
Lawrence Okolie vs. Kevin Lerena

>July 19th Amazon
Mario Barrios vs. Manny Pacquiao
Sebastian Fundora vs. Tim Tszyu 2

Britain.

First for Fury

>>149560851
Warren-derful post

kek why can't the other thread be bumped
literally what is the point

Oleksandr Usyk practices Mixed Martial Arts and uses the techniques learned to great effect in the boxing ring.

How long until Fivey begrudgingly turns up to post?

>>149561165
ETA 5 hours till mickdown

>IT’S HAPPENING!!!

>>149562018

>>149562018
>>149562027
kek

>>149562304
I would prefer to see him batter AJ this year

>>149562018
>>149562027
U*yk is an dead man.

/box/ would be a million times better if we got the heem elite here and the 'cord would finally have a worthy adversary. Food for thawlt.

>>149562624
Fascinating…

>>149562018

HUGE upset

well done Jazza Dickens!

>>149562018
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

RATSYK IS COMPLETELY FUCKED

>>149561180
We're closing in

>>149564670
>>149564652
Excellent posts

When’s that funny little Chinese critter fighting Ball?

>>149562018
>>149562027
God bless. I've prayed that this day would come, and our Lord has blessed us. Wonderful news.

>>149565795
GK would never let down his billions of fans. Even when he’s even robbed by corruption.

Usoyk cannot escape his fate. It is his destiny to be destroyed by Tyson Fury.

Corey

Fury vs GayJ is the only fight I want to see.

>>149562027
styles make fights

>>149566255
Third time's the charm!

>>149569422
He already beat Ushit twice but got robbed because of the war. This isn’t very hard to understand.

>>149569422
Fury won. Twice. Soon to be thrice.
>>149569508
Factual post.

>July 5th DAZN
Jack Catteral vs. Harlem Eubank

>July 12th DAZN
Hamzah Sheeraz vs. Edgar Berlanga
Shakur Stevenson vs. William Zepeda
Alberto Puello vs. Subriel Matias
David Morrell vs. Imam Khataev

>July 19th DAZN
Oleksandr Usyk vs. Daniel Dubois 2
Lawrence Okolie vs. Kevin Lerena

>July 19th Amazon
Mario Barrios vs. Manny Pacquiao
Sebastian Fundora vs. Tim Tszyu 2

>July 19th DAZN
Jesse Rodriguez vs. Phumelele Cafu

>July 26th ESPN
Xander Zayas vs Jorge Garcia Perez

>July 30th N/A
Kenshiro Teraji vs Ricardo Sandoval
Antonio Vargas vs Daigo Higa

>>149570069
>no japslop til the 30th
I trust we won't be seeing much of you this month then?

>>149570069
Midgetslop.

sup boxfags. we finally officially have a guy that can take on your best dudes at your "sport"

>>149570115
The best card is jesse vs cafu

>>149570171
That pad man is just gliding the pad over the top of his head, he's supposed to have him duck. If Jake Paul throws a hook at him he'll get his head taken off.

>>149570384
oh yeah well look at his reaction time

Where is that sad little spud

>>149570198
Danebro since the thread is dead and it's just us give me a QRD on Japanese boxing classic bouts people to look up gyms etc (offer exclusive to Danebro and Danebro alone)

Yarde vs Benavidez in November

>>149573203
oh HELLO

>>149573244
Very competitive fight. Think Yarde could iron him out desu.

>>149573362
I've never watched Benavidez fight, heard mixed things.

>>149573428
He’s a big lump with fast hands

You guys should be nicer to Danebro, certainly not as obnoxious or 4chan reputation obsessed as fivey and unlike the yanks seems to know boxing albeit (Asian). Not meaning to talk out of line but I feel like it was worth saying. Warren bless. Fury won. Ireland shit.

A bit of housekeeping regarding my two career mode Coreys (Towers and Crawford), i've added a mod in the training regimen that includes the "Kegeling 24/7" option so they remain stiff and steadfast under pressure.
After seeing how Terence's massive corey affected the dynamic of the fight in the Canelo staredown, I thought to myself: "this can never happen to one of my Coreys".

>>149562018
>>149562027
Fury wins the third fight.

>>149573203
Yarde by KO.

Oleksandr "The Wrestler" Usyk

>>149576918
For me it's a quick 3-4 to the yambags, then a 1-2-5 to take her out.

Facts.

>>149574944
I’ll consider it. t. yse

>>149576918
How anyone here ever hated Tyse and BJS is beyond me. They’re the most “4chan” boxers ever.

Holy shit…
IT’S HAPPENING!!!

>>149577743
>>149577765
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK YES

USOYK IS FUCKING FINISHED

RUN RABBIT

>>149577743
>>149577765
embarrassing
usyk should be ashamed of this
people give fury shit for fighting chisora 3 times, well they should also give usyk shit for fighting fury 3 times
hope dubois smashes him so this circus isn't for any of the belts

>>149577940
Usoyk did not want this, he is forced to fight Fury again because there is so much public outcry over the robberies. He cannot escape what is coming.

>>149577974
hahaha nobody except hardcore fury fans want this
for usyk its another easy payday and he can avoid fighting somebody dangerous like kabayel
even talksport are going to slander this

Starting to think Usyk might intentionally lose to Dubois just so he doesn't have to get beat up by Fury again

poory might actually kill himself if he loses to usyk a third time (which he will)

Tyson Fury CALL w/ Turki AlalShikh • THE MOMENT HE’S PERSUADED BACK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc4WqtH_B7Q

Legendary moment that will go down in boxing history.

>>149578149
Fury has a better life than you could ever dream of chuddy
>>149578343
Wow, history in the making. Usoyk would never be this candid. Can’t wait for the movie to be made about TGK’s life.

>>149578343
>”I need you to get Derek Chisora a world title fight in Saudi!”
Tyson is a top G. Always looking out for his mates.

>>149578343
>”All these Americans have about as much personality as that finger. Zero.”
Kek. Tyse banter is always top tier.

>>149578380
poory is a depressed alcoholic and drug abuser regardless of how much money or titles he has

>>149578449
Would a depressed alcoholic and drug abuser be filming a Netflix documentary about his life and the second season of his hit family tv show at the same time as travelling the world and going to boxing events?

>>149578449
Ushit fanboy

i'm a "want to see the best fight the best" fanboy

fury has already been beaten twice by usyk

he was lucky to get a rematch, a trilogy is ridiculous. fight joshua you gyppo cunt

>>149578551
The Ushit trilogy in Wembley would literally do billions of views and you and everyone here would watch it.

>>149578551
Fury beat him twice and got robbed both times, give your head a wobble

Has Usyk or his team even confirmed the fight?

>>149578639
His statement is irrelevant he’ll do what he’s told.

>>149578639
hope he strings the gypsy dosser along for months like what was done to him

>>149578639
Very dodgy, which is why I reckon he'll let Dubois do him just to duck

>>149578627
find me one person that doesn't have a fury's cock in his mouth who says that

>>149578716
They were persuaded by the war and anti gypsy racism. People will look back on the fights in 20 years and realise Fury won both easily.

>>149578716
Those media plonkers know less about boxing than a chimp, I doubt any of them have even had a spar nevermind a fight.

No but really where is that short little shit

>>149579072
Hiding in the 'ganger, he's afraid.

The Fury robberies are basically the same as U2s fame, everybody thought they were a shite band, but because of the troubles all of a sudden they were put into the spotlight. As said before, people will remember Bono and Usoyk as two homos, meanwhile Tyson will be remembered like Zeus.

>>149579125
Oh there's a ganger say no more duty done it should soon be gonenow

>>149579125
Lmao they’re so pathetic

>>149579284
Made sure to bump it first though didn't you you blithering idiot.

You just know they’re here looking at all our posts as well

>>149579419
Used salvia actually since I'm not a newfag

He was robbed for our sins

>>149570171
Would get slept by Ball

https://x.com/DHSgov/status/1940834653222375456
LMAOOOO

>it’s real
Kek

JULIO CESAR CHAVEZ JR HAS BEEN DEPORTED

> On July 2, ICE arrested Mexican boxer and criminal illegal alien Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.

>He is now being processed for expedited removal from the United States. This Sinaloa Cartel affiliate has an active arrest warrant in Mexico for his involvement in organized crime and trafficking firearms, ammunitions and explosives.

>Under President Trump, NO ONE is above the law—including world-famous athletes. Our message to any cartel affiliates in the U.S. is clear: We will find you and you will face consequences. The days of unchecked cartel violence are over.

>>149581400
>lost to a MAGA tiktoker white boy
>get deported for being a cartel drug mule
How long until his remains are found?

trumb would never heem a heemster. the state of boxing

>>149581400
Dear oh dear

>>149581479
Trump’s a boxchad first and foremost.
Also this image made me realise how fucking old Mike is kek Jake Paul really fought this pensioner

>>149581590
Is it true what they say about Matt Tysone?

>>149581653
He was unironically raped as a kid

>>149581703
Reports say the perp had a strange nordic accent

TGK is able to make multi million pound fights while he’s retired. That’s how much of a GOAT he is.

>But it ain’t about how hard you rape. It’s about how hard you can get raped and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done!

>>149581878
They're all like this every single one except Dubois he's alright.

Not looking good for the ‘ganger…

>>149581908
The only one who’ll disagree with you is the little commie student fivey

>>149581912
That happens when people sage posts it's tragic to witness in real time.

>>149581272
This is what I voted for

Lmao Matchroom signed the lesbo MMA scouser who was a complete bum. WTF is Hearn doing?

>>149582321
Meanwhile Warren owns the entire HW division. It’s like Eddie isn’t even trying anymore.

>>149582321
>>149582347
desperate

>>149582374
?

>>149582406
desperate stuff from hearn, scraping the barrel

>>149582430
He’s lost the plot

>>149582321
God scousers nowadays are absolutely horrid

KWAB chavo jr is such a bum also im pretty sure he lives in california

>>149582549
>im pretty sure he lives in california
not any more!

>>149582582
Kek

>>149582650
Lmao! Will he have fivers on?

>>149582685
well, i did say hearn was scraping the barrel...

>>149582721
>parsons
>lesbo MMGayer
>sunneh

>>149582721
Real question is, who would win in a fight between sunneh and the scouse girl?

>>149582321
Are Meatball is a superstar la

>>149583109
Scouse slag probably has a bigger corey than him

>>149582549
I think the same too, he’s been here for a long time. When he was still a decent fighter I used to see him on Hollywood and Vine near Wildcard gym. Truthfully most rich Mexicans have some form of residence in this state.

Ushit is utterly fucked

>>149577940
You sound scared
Jesus is king
Fuck jewkraine

>>149582582
lol

99% sure the fight isn't actually happening and poory just made a fake announcement so he can call Usyk a duck when his team comes out and denounces the fight.

>>149583621
This is fantastic, Rod.

Think it’s time to delete the doppelgänger mods

>’Shall we have a STRAIGHTENER?' Carl Froch and Jarrell Miller EXCHANGE words
https://youtu.be/0UvjNEwJNcg?si=H4KBP8tG9yhPBc12

Hope the police arrest Ushit after he gets knocked out by Fury, quadruple count of robbery committed against British fighters.

@Mods kindly delete this doppelgänger thread >>149565168 made 5 hours after this one cheers

https://x.com/happypunch/status/1940883348429459954?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
Footage of chavez jr getting arrested has dropped

No matter what happens, the best boxer on the face of the planet is White.

>>149584225
>*blocks your path*
“What was you sayin’ then?”

Nigga heil Fury
Nigga heil Fury
All my niggas 'Cordians, nigga heil Fury
Nigga heil Fury
Nigga heil Fury
All my niggas 'Cordians, nigga heil Fury

The ‘Cord isn’t just a club. It’s a family.

>>149584518

i've got a small corey

>>149585351
Size is relative when you’re 6’4 280

>>149585511
i'm 5'6 130lbs

>>149585579
You’re screwed lad sorry

>>149585636
still bigger than inoue though tbf

>>149585660
True

>let’s invest some of our money and sign domestic talent that could become champions
>No let’s sign Molly McCann the shite 35 year old lesbian MMGay fighter

>>149585850
This but me, Big B, Finnchad and Rod standing over Fivey’s grave inshallah.

>>149585862
>Fivey’s grave
The short little shit still lives unfortunately
Gonners on the other hand...

>>149585862
fivey can be buried in a shoebox

>>149585907
Sleeping with da coreys
>>149585922
Kek

>>149581400
I called it in the thread Saturday night about this guy being some kind of chapiza affiliate. The mexican poster pretended not to see it. Trump is so kino. This woudlve never happened under bum ass harris lmao.

Fivey’s hung like a baby chihuahua

>>149585937
What would he even do for the cartel? He can’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag

>>149586027
The charges sound pretty serious. Who knows what kind of shit these scumbags get into. Our borders been an open joke for years. Shit like this is allowed to fester.

>>149586240
Interesting that they’re deporting instead of jailing

>>149583201
Kek.

>>149586744
Kek

Hearn is a walloper

>>149583801
Comments are saying Froch shat himself

Eddie Hearn looks and talks like a 21st century Only Fools character.

A corey like an oak tree

>>149586240
Exactly. Trump wouldn’t have to be this extreme if the laws around visa overstays and people with final removal orders hadnt gone unenforced for years. People got used to gaming the system so it’s better to just self deport than get picked up.

>Trump wants to host a UFC event at The White House for America's 250th anniversary
/box/bros...

>>149581400
>According to Homeland Security, Chávez Jr. had overstayed his visa and had been in the country illegally.

>Officials say the violation was determined on June 27, but he wasn’t arrested until after his high-profile boxing match against Jake Paul on June 29.

pfffttt what a bunch of fucking faggots.

>>149588978
It just doesn't stop getting funnier

Jack Catterall won.

>>149588974
Dumbest thing I’ve ever heard and I love big T

>>149586027
Buy sell and use their product

Love TGK

>>149588978
It's like hey just don't be a retard criminal and respect other countries laws. Apparently too hard for a mexican

>>149591328
It was Chavez Sr that called him into ICE after he lost to Paul

>>149591328
Sounds lame I'm more of a freeman myself.

LMAO!

>>149593978
>>149594024
Kek! Usyk is Tyson's bitch.

>>149594059
Usoyk would be so lucky

>>149594024
Bitchsyk looking good

Sam Noakes

'ganger is catching up...
Why does Jani Al-Sheikh allow this to go on?

>>149594921
>/box/ thread reaches bump limit
>new /box/ thread is created
>/box/cel spergs out because his favourite manlets aren't in the schedule and creates a duplicate thread
>janny deletes the duplicate thread
>janny bumplocks the original thread(????)
>new thread is created
>/box/cel spergs out because his favourite manlets aren't in the schedule and creates a duplicate thread
>janny does nothing

>>149594965
It’s a bloody disgrace, I’m trying to run a professional box general here

Does women’s boxing have potential to be as good as the men’s or is it just a meme?

>>149562018
>We

>>149594965
Also I’m pretty sure it got bumplocked because I called it /bongsa/ so that’s why I changed it back

>>149595349
>I called it /bongsa/
haha i didn't even notice that

>>149595364
Kek

>>149578507
>hit family tv show

I hypothesized that Jake Paul/Chavez was a money laundering op. In light of recent events it starts to seem like a lot of weird shit is gonna emerge from these investigations. Chavez is gonna need that money for his legal bills. What a great timeline seeing these fucking scumbag parasites exposed.

>>149595377
Implying it isn’t?

>>149595389
>"This Sinaloa Cartel affiliate with an active arrest warrant for trafficking guns, ammunition, and explosives was arrested by ICE
He got off very lightly only getting deported for that. He could’ve been spending the rest of his life in a cell.

>>149595389
>This retard thinks the same retarded government that deported a gay hairdresser guy to el salvador for having a mom and dad tattoo with crowns which they used as justification for the fag being “gang-related” is incapable of making mistakes

Lmao, cause Latin Kings allow fag hairdressers

The retarded US gov had to get their piece of the pie from the Paul vs Chavez fight before they arrested him


All Chavez did was date the niece of some druglord or some shit like that but to think he was heavily involved is some braindead shit but really I dont expect people that live in states shapes like squares and wear red hats to understand or do their research

The same government that protects epstein list pedos

Jacked GK

>>149595906
Usoyk is fucked

As this thread is the lineal, all subsequent lineal threads shall stem from this thread and no other.

It’s Chavover
https://www.espn.com/boxing/story/_/id/45670266/president-sheinbaum-hopes-boxer-chavez-jr-serves-mexico

Gman boxing has the eyes of a man who’s going to murder-suicide his entire family

>>149597257
Lmao watch the into to this video he just burps for 20 seconds and forgets to cut it out
https://youtu.be/h8mvvugQqEY?si=PQbOTw_M3c0VjKvL

>>149595760
Clearly english is your second language cuz I can barely understand what you're trying to say.

>The retarded US gov had to get their piece of the pie from the Paul vs Chavez fight before they arrested him
What a moron. They did it for reasons you can't know or understand but one big reason is to generate more publicity for ICE and to strike terror into the hearts of the invaders. Trump just passed his big beautiful bill and the funding for deportation and wall is massive. Cope.
>All Chavez did was date the niece of some druglord or some shit like that but to think he was heavily involved is some braindead shit but really I dont expect people that live in states shapes like squares and wear red hats to understand or do their research

Sure think pablo, i'm sure they made it all up. A drug addict closely tied to one of the worst cartels in Mexico is squeaky clean and misunderstood. Your cheap tricks don't work here.

How pathetic do you have to be to make a separate thread to hide in

‘Cord…. Assemble!

Jack Catterall?
Won.

*raises corey*

>>149603471

Imagine if you will being a short little shit unable to throw a lead hook and finding the temerity to disrespect the GOAT

>>149603471
I took two knockdowns with Corey Towers against a clenbuterol'd up Mexican journeyman. I thought I was gonna lose. Its like they say the bigger they are the harder they fall. Luckily I knocked him out in the next round preserving my perfect record.

The Cord has got no janny, it's got its strong beliefs
Usyk has got no power, he's got his draft release
Fury has got his fame, he's got his strong beliefs
Warren has lots of money, he's got his strong beliefs

Want more and more, boxcels just want more and more
Beatings and love, what they're looking for
Want more and more, boxcels just want more and more
Freedom and love, what we're looking for

Freed from desire, mind and senses heemified
Freed from desire, mind and senses Furyfied
Freed from desire, mind and senses Tysefied
Freed from desire

Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na

>>149604677
Kek excellent chune

>>149605044
Excellent acknowledgement.

I love that Tyson has a 3rd shot at this. Usyk won the first fight mostly on the strenfth of that great round, but the fight was still mostly close. The rematch was a snooze. I would've been fine with a draw. I don't even remember the actual scores.
I envisage a scenario where Big Tyse, the Gypsy King, The Corey of Coreys turns back the clock and we are treated to a demolition job reminiscent of when he broke every bone in Wilders body in fight 2.
Rabbit's on the menu boys.

Chicken chow mein bosh. Chicken fried rice bosh. Sweet and sour pork bosh. Crispy aromatic duck bosh. Kung Pao chicken bosh. Beef in black bean sauce bosh. Roast duck bosh. Spring rolls bosh. Prawn balls bosh. Curry sauce bosh. Chips bosh.

>>149605258
Excellent post

>>149605333

This is the guy Hearn is promoting as the next AJ. He makes his debut on the Catterall vs Eubank undercard.

>>149605545

>>149605044
Do you think Hearn is making more or less money since Turki entered the game? obvs there are more big fights, but I assume his cut (at least percentage wise) is less? But he knows he can't compete against Turki directly so he goes along with it?

>>149606109
Hmm probably more since he doesn’t have to pay purses and takes 15-25 % of Turki’s purses

>>149606109
Actually idk I assume they had a deal with DAZN with how they provide purses but idk how their business works. Eddies still probably making a lot and has to do less work so win win.

>>149605412
Its what I do

>>149606109
I don't see how he could be making more. He's relegated to bum status. I don't even the last time Rematch Room had any kind of big event.

Bumping the real thread. We can't have these interlopers ruining /box/

>>149606642
Yeah matchroom haven't had a solo big event in years. It's always Riyadh season in association with Matchroom/Queensberry on the big stuff.

>>149608086
Fisher/Allen kek

>>149607838
They're the saddest retards in the world really carrying on the legacy of gonners

>>149605333
Cahm ahn! Wehey!

>>149611405
zesty as fuck
Usyk would never

>Fury
Already shot
>AJ
Hypejob
>Dubois first fight
Underdeveloped
The Dubois rematch will be his first true test at HW

>>149611554

>>149611629
kek fair enough

U*yk dresses up in drag for money more often than RuPaul

Finna box that corey GK style

John Corey

I love Tyson Fury

I gave Corey Towers a fat man build so everytime he flicks the jab his titties bounce. Still undefeated tho.

>>149616615
post a pic of your corey i wanna see how big he is

>>149617056
i gotta take a pic of the tv screen so its probably gonna look shitty but I'll do it when i fire it up later

>>149617088
cool looking forward to it

>>149617056
>>149617114
That makes two of us! Wehey! Corey's oot for the lads!

>>149617490
It says "corey" on the back of his trunks. Its hot

>>149617990
A real hand meets glove situation iykwim.

Tyson Fury (The GOATsy King)

Just took a pole on the eire and it stinks of u*yk

So Chavez Jr. is alleged to help the cartel in their torture activities. Where's that scumbag arguing with me yesterday?
This is getting nasty. He's fucked.

>>149622210
No one asked or cares

Good stoppage by Pat Brown.
We need to get to the main event already, hopefully the chaps deliver stunners so that we can see Jack Catterall win.

>>149622346
i care faggot

anyone watching the hearnslop?

2-1 Fiaz, Murphy needs to be more careful

3-1 Fiaz, Murphy needs to stop fighting from the inside so much if he wants to win without getting hurt a ton

4-1 Fiaz, last minute was slower but Murphy’s defense still isn’t superb and still keeps on getting hit too much for his own good
>>149624052
Jack Catterall will win.

>>149624344
>Jack Catterall will win.
i think so but i also wouldn't be surprised if eubank beats him

Anyone elses feed look fuzzy/low resolution? It looks like a tv broadcast from the late 90s but the clock in the corner is in 4k lol.

>Fiaz wants to get a stoppage
Good.
5-1 Fiaz, Murphy was more active but Fiaz keeps hitting him once he plants his feet & most of Murphy’s punches were defended well

6-1 Fiaz, Murphy is making it closer but Fiaz’s defense is far better & he’s landing huge shots
>>149624357
El Gato always prevails.

>autistic deadzone banter

6-2 Fiaz, Murphy finally managed to out-land him without losing his punch lead

>>149624534
Who, me? I’m just being objective m8
>>149624612
KWABnor Egg making sure the hands are wrapped neatly.

6-3 Fiaz, Murphy doing the same as last time, although he needs to defend better since the round was closer than the previous one

>>149624664
>Who, me? I’m just being objective m8
barry jones

smith said something along the lines of
>thanks carl, a great man and a great boxer
and barry followed it up with
>why's he a good man just because he's a good boxer? you can't assume someone's a good man because they're a good boxer
>but carl is a great man
was really awkward

Announcers keep suckling Murphy, they watching the same fight?

>>149624742
Oh
KWAB, I’m watching this fight without audio which is why I didn’t even know. Bong commentary is funnier than Burger commentary in general, but unfortunately both are bad with their respective downtime.
7-3 Fiaz, landed as many, but harder punches than Murphy.
These rounds have been super close, though, so the judges might rule it for either man.

AND THERE'S THE RESPECT

>>149624759
After I finally turn the fight audio back on, I hear that shite. And then I went back to it muted.

>>149569789
Left it all in the ring like a true champion.
We have truly been blessed to have such a warrior this era.

97-93
96-94
96-95
Fiaz won.

Good cards, was definitely close but Fiaz definitely finished stronger and was more consistent across the mid rounds.

Reminder- if Dave Allen was a Yank, he'd get Marciano level hype.

i think the only way to listen to dazn commentary is to consider them parodies of proper commentators

Repeat after me:

MEXICAN SPORT

10-9 Cordina

Alright guys. Corey Towers has a fight scheduled against Eddie Chambers. In what round will I knock this pillow fisted AmeriBUM out in? lmao fuck eddie chambers

1-0 Cordina, maybe ShaKWAB was lucky to not face him after all.

>>149625797
lets see the big man
wanna see how fricking huge solid and thick he is

20-18 Cordina

2-0 Cordina, needed to watch out for those last few seconds back there, but besides that, still good defense and offense.
Everything ShaKWAB is lucky he hasn’t faced if he never hurt his balsa hands.

2-1 Cordina, ShaKWAB could never press the action like this.

2-1 Speedy Gonzalez

29-28 Cordina

This card is fucking garbage

38-38

2-2, Cordina woke up in the last minute but it was Gonzales for 2 whole uninterrupted minutes. However, the amount of activity from both fighters would make ShaKWAB cry.

3-2 Cordina, good body punches and defense. ShaKWAB would be running by now from either fighter.
>>149626090
Stop pretending to hate a Jack Catterall-led event.

good round

48-47 gonzalez

No need for score cards fellas, Cordina is a BUM and it's just matter of time.

VIVA LA MEXICO!

4-2 Cordina, more of the same.
ShaKWAB wants no parts of him.

57-57

>>149625797
Holy shit. I made the mistake of overtraining and went into the fight at 70% and got KNOCKED OUT. I almost had him stopped on cuts but any punch he landed was stunning me. WOW.
WE GOTTA HAVE A REMATCH

67-66 Cordina

4-3 Cordina, he needs to watch out
ShaKWAB would’ve been penalized for excessive running already.

Gonzalez felt that body shot at the end there, his sweat is rivulets on his back now , probably in the last of his gas tank.

77-75 Cordina

5-3 Cordina, better round this time
ShaKWAB would rather fight 50 more 3-day notice Josh Padleys than face 1 Joe Cordina.

Speedy Gonzalez with the best punches of the round. You know it's true fellas!

>>149625817
AKS AND. YOU SHALL RECEIVE

>>149626531
COREY on his posterior!

I'm gonna take a tuneup fight, buy a training camp in Puerto Rico, schedule a rematch with Chambers and absolutely DECIMATE him

86-85 Cordina

>>149626529
Not denying it, hes hurt but still bringing it.

5-4 Cordina, extremely close round but I saw more adjustments from Gonzales than Cordina
ShaKWAB is already running away from the footage of this fight, let alone thinking about the fight.

96-94 Cordina

6-4 Cordina, defended much better this time, while also out-landing Gonzales.
Verdict: ShaKWAB will never mention Joe Cordina in any way, shape, or form from now until he retires.

>>149626531
>>149626545
shades of TGK with those love handles

100-90
99-91
98-92
Joe Cordina

harsh scorecards

Joe Cordina won.
ShaKWAB lost.

Well, at least Gonzalez won the story of the fight. He's way too inexperienced and needs to work harder at the gym.

Cordina looks too old for the sport but still has heart. He's not the boxing prodigy the commentators are calling him.

Also, mfw Supersonic.

>>149626782
ShaKWAB injured himself on purpose to avoid fighting him.
Levels.

>>149626854
Shakur is obviously waiting for a big money fight. Cordina is nobody. A C-tier mexican kid is all he got.

>>149626782
Supersonic? You mean the one from Ban Religion? I left the stream after the fight because I don’t really care for the post-fight on cards I don’t give too much of a shit about.
>>149626946
And yet, ShaKWAB FEARS Cordina. Funniest part about ShaKWAB waiting for a big money fight: he’s got one (I guess), but he’s still not headlining a PPV card with fucking Shartlanga and Shitraz on it. Grim!

>>149626697
Just won my comeback fight. Time to avenge the Eddie Chambers shock. Ultimately Corey Towers will not only be world champion, but he will have OBE and MBE by his name on wikipedia.

>>149627024
*Bad
Fuck this autocorrect

>>149627024
Oasis' Supersonic.

All I'm saying is the fight vs Zepeda will be 10 times more money than a fight against Cordina. It's not a matter of fear, it pure mathematics.

Time for some britbum kino.

Those are not real dreads. It has to be a big hair piece with the headband. Has to be.

>>149627148
True, but if ShaKWAB truly thought that he could beat Cordina while also padding his record (which he likes to do here and there anyway), then he would’ve fought him with a training camp that didn’t result in him getting injured.
But he didn’t.
Levels.

All my marbles for El Gato.

>>149627303
10/10 cat, would happily pet until they bit the shit out of my hand.

Jack Catterall.

>>149627404
>it sent this late
Kek
Jack Catterall will win.

>plain white trunks
nice

1-0 Catterall.

10-9 Catterall

typical jack catterall round. don't think turki will be getting him on a riyadh card anytime soon

Good fight.

20-18 Catterall

Eubank looks skitish

Catteral 20-18 Eubank
God Catteral fights are unbearable sometimes

BORING! C'mon gato! Score sum fooking punches!

2-0 Catterall.

>those clinch slips
LMAO

>>149627662
Not my problem, mate
3-0 Catterall.

Catteral 30-27 Eubank

I think Eubank might want to try throwing some punches...

30-27 Catterall

>sweet caroline in between round

is this a scoring move?

>>149627762
As you can clearly see, even with that exchange:
Jack Catterall won.

>>149627771
ring generalship i guess

Poobank

39-37 Catterall

3-1 Catterall.
Eubank barely got away with it.

Catteral 39-37 Eubank

This is bordering on fraud. People paid to watch a *fight*.

The Eubanks like to coil their punches for extra damage.

El Gato is wining the fight just because Eubank doesn't throw punches at all, he's just all smiles :D

>>149627801
every jack catterall fight is like this

4-1 Catterall.

>>149627800
Catteral 49-46 Eubank

Fucking hell that cut
Absolutely terrible ref

>>149627801
Harlem Eubank is a running buck who’s also a dirty fighter. That’s why.
5-1 Catterall.

This referee is an imbecile!

Eubank is a dirty little fuck, dove in to headbutted him in the same spot a second time.

>>149627874
Catteral 59-55 Eubank

KWAB of a ref

Harlem Eubank has shades of Montana Love with all of the wrestling and head collisions.

>Harlem celebrating
Holy fucking BASED

Wait, WHAT?!

Fucking hell. The fight hasn't even started yet.

My guess is the judges wanted the fight to stop so they used Eubank's cut to do it. If they went on it could be ended by a punch to the cut ending as a tko.

Average British ref

>>149628013
that is gnarly

>>149628029
Shades of the French military, innit?

>>149628029
>"I know my boxing"

69-65
69-66
69-66
Jack Catterall won.

Viva el gato! But what a shitty fight tbqhf.

Karma is boyfriend, he loves me~~
Karma is a cut from a butt, losing you the decision~~

>>149627994
>>149628013
Harlem Eubank is a dirty running buck. He should stick to soccer if he wants to attack something with his head, or MMGay if he wants to throw punches and wrestle. And even then:
Jack Catterall won the wrestling.

>rematch
LMAO
Running bucks don’t deserve rematches, especially if they’re also dirty, head-clashing mooks.

FACT:
Jack Catterall is actually undefeated, the judges in his two “losses” were being paid off to rig it in favor of their respective mafias. Those that scored it for Catterall were never seen or heard from ever again, reportedly.

Jack Catterall won.
Multiple times.

Jack Catterall?
Won.
Harlem Eubank?
Lost.

Well fuck. I've hit a wall and his name is Eddie Chambers. I took a couple pussy tune up fights, bought some higher quality training camps in Puerto Rico and England and Eddie Chambers just fucking destroyed me in 3 rounds. Regrettably, I don't know where Corey Towers goes from here. His flabby body keeps failing me in exchanges leaving me stunned for knockouts. And in spite of training reflexes and toughness, he's still fragile under Chambers power shots. I'm afraid it might be over.

>>149628568
>Announce your retirement
>Spend the year doing PEDs and partying
>Call Chambers a bum and insist you won the fight but were robbed for political reasons
>Wait for him to get old/beat
>Return to the sport and fight him again (if he's still active) OR fight some bum for the vacant title

FACT:
Running bucks should never be allowed to rematch their opponents if they lose decisively.

>>149628620
This is a good theoretical plan but the sting of consecutive defeat is too fresh. I can't commit to a plan right now. I need time off to ponder my future in the sport.

>>149628082
Levels.
Jack Catterall is unbeatable,

>>149628748
and he will become a champion.

Next week:
Morrell will get a comeback win, and become a future gatekeeper at 175.
Puello will expose Bumtias.
ShaKWAB will break the no running rule as he gets beaten up by Zepeda for as long as that could last.
Shitraz gets clipped by Shartlanga in 7 rounds or less.

imagine the scenes when Jon comes back and sleeps Aspinall in the first round.
Chills.

SchoGOD and Cordina have one thing in common:
ShaKWAB is glad he never had to actually fight either of them.

>>149630064
>imagine the scenes
imagine if you werent an unfunny ESL

Jack Catterall.

Oleksandr Usyk is Mixed Martial Artist.

Harlem Eubank.
What went wrong with that chap?

>>149634136
Accurate assessment brother hh

>>149627331
You have shit in your hand?

>why do you hate meeeeeeee
Fury won always forever.

Pieceofshitsyk

>>149637905
This.

Britain.
England.

Fury won twice. The drunk dwarf admitted he had to post here on account of the lineal being more popular than the 'ganger. U*yk is a dead man.

>>149627562
>don't think turki will be getting him on a riyadh card anytime soon

>>149627562
>le quirky and retarded one-liner after I score a round hehe XD!!!!
Jack Catterall doesn’t run. The running buck in that fight was Harlem Eubank. And if you’re worried about activity, then that’s on you, because Catterall brought the fight to Eubank last night.

>>149646241
really bizarre gimmick desu

.

Fury.

Any other general and the duplicate (spam) thread would’ve been deleted days ago, but Jani Al-Sheikh allows this debacle to continue.

>>149646380
I know, right? Imagine being a running buck against Jack Catterall.

>>149647828

The winner?
Jack Catterall.

Fury is him.

Olekwanker.

Pussyk.

Pukery

>>149658302
Remind me, was this after the first or second loss to Usyk?

U*yk wanks dogs thougheverbeit.

>>149659384
I love Fury so much. He is so handsome and strong.

What's the matter, gave up on your thread?

>>149664627
They know if they spam this one too much, it will expire too quickly and it will be difficult for them to spin off another thread again.

The schizofag made this thread 15 posts before bump limit as he was desperate to hijack the thread and butcher the schedule. Gotta make this one last.

I love him

>>149664627
>>149665724
Keep the terrible walls of spamposts in the little 'ganger thirdie thread. We don't want the taint of /heem/ diluting our purity.

>>149668022
Factual post. They've never got anything to say about the sweet science of pugilism and just yap on about 4chan drama.

>>149668110
Factual post.

>>149668544
This is the /box/ consensus

Viva la Fury
Viva la 'Cord
Viva la Lineal

Tyse

>>149658456
After the first one. He must have known how well fight #2 would go

I love him so much.

Words don't do it justice.

They really don't.

I’m back. The ‘Cord never dies. Fury won. Twice.

Even after my sabbatical the Lineal is still winning it seems. Incredible.

Kino

>>149675180
What a stud!

>>149666107
>>149672239
>>149673162
>>149675245
Excellent posts

Tyse for my love
Tyse in and feel my touch
Tyse if you want to box my corey
In the night then
Tyse, Tyse for my love

Why did Matchroom rename itself to 11B?

Boxminder

>>149627985
Imigh an diabhal as mo shnáithe, a phíosa cac Chaitliceach

>>149646929
Kek. No wonder he’s such an overcompensating twat. Could literally bench this sausage for reps.

I watched the Eubank Catterall fight and Eubank was just trying to accelerate as fast as possible into a clinch all the time. Really bizarre performance.

>>149675492
Fury won. Twice in fact. Watch out the insufferable little shit will report posts that aren't in the (Gypsy) King's English highly ironic given his flag but here we are you have to pepper it in around other words to keep it safe. U*yk is going to wish he was cannon fodder once Tyse is done with him.

>>149675782
Fivey is so pathetic. Warren’s merry men march on.

>>149560838 (OP)
thanks doc

>>149675990
He is an arrogant little worm.

>*quenches your thirst*
Thank you TGK Tyson Fury.

2020-22 Joe Joyce beats any HW ever not named Tyson Fury.

Giving this thread a charity bump. We're almost at the finish line sisters!

>>149679112
No one asked Ru Paul. This is the lineal, go back to the drag queen thirdie thread.

Tyson Fury.
Army of One.

>>149679150
Have another bump sweatie, let's continue where we left off
>you wouldn't last 2 minutes with me
Don't give me a reason to get in PEAK shape. I can devote all of my time to training right now. Fly me out to your shithole and I'll give you a proper thrashing of the likes you'll never forget and possibly never recover from!

>>149679182
>not even in shape
Pathetic yankbum. I could beat you easily coming off the couch.

>>149679262
It's true, I'm a little out of shape. I'm like Tyson Fury when he blew up to 400 pounds. But like Tyson, I can shake that weight off and get back into fighting shape in a month or two. You give me the date, buy the ticket. I promise you I will give you the fight of your life. We could go now, even a week or two of training would be enough for me to beat your ass. If you skip your training camp you're gonna regret it boy!

>>149679393
>get back into fighting shape in a month or two
Why don’t you just get in shape then fatty if you can do it so easily? Also you don’t sound very confident if you need a training camp to fight me KEK!

Yank? Bum.

>yankdhi is self admittedly 400lbs
Kek

>>149679182
>>149679393
Good grief...

>yankbum thinks he can beat the Morecambe Marauder

Real fighting men don’t need training camps. If you’re in a pub and someone chats shit they get banged.

>>149681986
fivey actually thinks he should be allowed to post in the same discussions as absolute tanks like this.

Floyd loses if he wasn’t a pussy and fought Manny in his prime.

>>149683181
Cheers mush
>>149683182
Probably, he arguably lost to Oscar

>the SHITneal

>>149683579
My 400lbs yank

>>>/tv/212491280
/BigBGeneral/

Big B is a global phenomenon

The linny? Won.

Send him 2-3 years Morecambe forget

Is that Inogay?

>>149686211
They all look the same to me

my oshi and my GOAT
LFG !!!!!!!!

Britain is best.

>>149687372
pedo

>>149687502
my oshi manny is 50
THE GOAT Filian is around my age

>>149687636
don't have a clue what any of this means
vtubers are pedoshit

>>149687372
Boxing has fallen

Tyson fucking Fury and don't you forget it.

I love him so much.

My King. Our King. The King. Fury.

Tyson Fury has to have a larger than normal foreskin.

>>149692364
Us*k doesn’t have any. We all know why….

>>149693955
Jake Paul is a dead man.

>>149693955
Eddie Hall holds the world record for the hardest punch btw.

The ‘Cord runs /box/

Jack Catterall.
Remember the name.

Keep it up lads we might be able to finish this thread and move into the real today!

>>149695562
What would you estimate your IQ is?

>>149695740
My ring IQ? Immeasurable.

El Gato.

My Corey is far too big.

GK

Come on lads! 10 more posts!

Lost to bumbozo

>>149702159
A corey is neither late nor early. He arrives exactly when he’s supposed to.

GK cool

Spicy Tysey

Ugly Ushit

NEW
>>149703283

>>149693024
the home of boxing

>>149703299
You couldn't wait 3 more posts? Embarrassing behaviour.

Fury.

MOVE BACK TO
>>149565168

AND THE NEW
>>149708572