let the data speak for its self
*enters this shit thread*
Evloev cut up his own penis to make a taco with
>>149565307 (OP)This was supposed to be the MovGOAT thread...I have been tricked
>>149565340botched circumcision, common with muzzrats. Thank god I'm an UNCUT MexiGOD.
>>149565307 (OP)god is not bald fraud manlet cunt
>>149565330Rank 4 is better than rank 52
>>149565359yeah but you're a manlet tho
is there even a difference between a somalian and an algerian?
>>1495653302 belts is more than zero
>>149565389One is mud colored the other is sand colored
circumcized fighters vs uncircumcized v
>>149565385Yes but my son won't be, my gf is an inch taller than me.
MVP dropped the full card
>>149565407Yoooooo this is fire!!!
>>149565359>I'm an UNCUT .you just poor who couldnt afford that surgery
>>149565407paddy says he's not fighting in august though
prates vs neal is rumoured for this card, it'll probably be the real co-main
>>149565464He's scouse, he was lying lah
>>149565464why is paddy talking 24/7 about that lesbian whore
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Algies are essentially half Somali
>even fighters believe fake fights now
glad dana pays them pennies
>>149565502we are pirates too
search barbaros
godi wasted 60 second cooldown for this fat fuck
>sit down you little puta
There's only one Pirate in the UFC
Work is really starting to piss me off and, regretfully, I may have to heem the manager unless my situation improves soon. Ill keep you updated.
Why aren't there any Gungans in the UFC?
>>149565659im taiwanese bro *taps and still goes out like a biatch*
>>149565640youre not gonna do shit bitch
the fact youre talking about it and yapping nonsense means you take it up the ass and you blwoing some steam on internet that might calm you down and make you forget youre wage little stupid bict h
rooting for Tom Rizzpinall tbqhwy
jacked AND Taiwanese? nah I don't buy it.
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What about Taiwanese AND jacked?
>>149565853Oil and freaking water, pal
burmese AND jacked exist thoughbeit
t. the other georgian
thereโs more intrigue at flyweight right now than there is at bantamweight
>TOPURIA...... count your days
Got a soup on the stove. No need for bougyuurs tonight!
>>149565814wtf that's my post
>>149565407unranked lightweight enjoyers we are absolutely feasting
>>149565918soup is a girl food nigga
>>149565948no its not its boomer food
>>149565330why did he duck out though ?
ilia has the perfect compact build. not bulky and stocky but dense and powerful. mobile.
what's the equivalent at the bigger weight classes?
>>149565888the joshua van story is great and the royval fight was fantastic but there is almost zero chance he beats pantoja and therefore no real intrigue
ilia should be charged with elder abuse, what with all the grandpas he's knocking out.
>>149565330>4 win streak moicano > 1 winstreak charle
>>149566011following his idol footsteps
Why do Topuria doesnt represent his goergian side more ?
He look like a regular spainiard to me
If he didnt rep goergia and had a goergian name, you would never knew he was goergian
>>149566052>Why do Topuria doesnt represent
>>149566025>>149565984Unironically guys like dc, Cain and Fedor would be the closest equivalent in the upper classes
Pfff
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>>149566011but if the boomers won they wouldnโt get charged for child abuse
funny how that works huh ?
>>149566052he has identity issues
is ethnically Georgian
born in Germany
moved to Spain at age 15
Suddenly stars leaning hard into his Spanish identity once he gets popular even though he wasn't born or grew up there
>>149565527Barbarossa was some sort of greek/turk
Algerian Pirates were like Rais hamidou who btfoed the amerimutts
Whats up fellas haha Im here from /int/ Im Karl I love Illia! GOAT in the make ing. Haha
>>149566052arr rook ze samu
>>149566086>new-worlders projecting identity issuesmany such cases
>>149566086>only at 15What the hell
He lived more in germany than spain
He look like he lived all his life in spain
>>149566138I mean his mannerisms/style/behavior, not his face/phenotype
When you compare him with Merab, its night and day
>>149566156merab moved to America when he was grown up
Ilia moved to Spain as a teenager and teens have higher degree of neuroplasticity to acquire new languages, skills etc, so he adapted more
>>149566156describe the Georgian mannerisms/style/behaviour then. you expect every single Georgian to walk out with papakhi and random Caucasian dance music?
spanish guys look like ilias anyways
>>1495661890:06
>did i win?>no..
a nation comprised of sean woodson's clones
gooby running away from gnomes
Kek Arman bodied that piglet freak.
>>149565363>Donruss still makes cardsNostalgic AF
>>149566195I dont know but them not looking like copycats of average spainiards
>>149566271Only if its a jai herbert like kick, otherwise i think he would kick him and sub him like he did to oliveira but instead of a punch its a kick
sean woodson has escaped the chinese lab
>>149566282weโre both Iberians, so we have a copycatting pass
>>149566282He looks like a part. that's all. what's hilarious is how cliche his whole identity is. I am quite sure Spaniards see it the same way we see fighters walking in like it's Sukhishvilebi concert.
>>149566346not too exaggerated though and honestly thatโs enough for normies
>>149566403Niga got flushed
>>149566403kek his boys tried to stop him, then let him handle business and attacked the on comers
>>149566320And i guess that khabib and Ank are Turko-mongols warriors that raped the balkans in late antiquity too
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pannonian_Avars
>>149566443>muh no fap, dopamine detox, stoicism bros.....
>>149566443O'Malley won this exchange
>ACTUALLY BRO DID YOU KNOW MERAB CAN FLUKE FINISHES WITH IMPROPER TECHNIQUE COMPLETELY RELIANT ON HIS OPPONENTS' BITCHLIKE QUITTER TENDENCIES NOW YOU CAN'T HATE HIM ANYMORE NOPE
>>149566474Should have had a big bowl of soup
>>149566499i like merab because he is funny!
>>149566456kek, almost forgot that Avar Khaganate existed
>fluke submission
this is advanced cope
beneil dariush needs to be imprisoned
>>149566403>the whole place instantly breaks out into raw primordial chaoscanโt even let niggas chill these days smfh
>>149566403>conveniently placed casketkek wtf
actually bro did you know merab can fluke finishes with improper technique completely reliant on his opponents' bitchlike quitter tendencies now you can't hate him anymore nope
>>149566403Kek some nigga literally flew after getting kicked
>>149566639more like the minge from shart end
kek
Why central asians arent as good as caucasians in MMA ?
>>149566677why must everything be about race with you?
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>>149566677>blocks your path
>>149565407a lot of potential spice on this card
some guys are just destined to be jobbers from birth
ain't no nigga named gerald ever getting close to touching a belt
>>149566705Didnt do anything yet
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>>149566770your mother would disagree
>>149566754Talking about Gerald ?
>>149566788Mauri from Kajaani
>>149566819Look familiar ?
so this is supposed to shine light at your brain
>>149566677They need the cavalry buff and flat open plains to heem properly.
>>149566843Enlightened by fraudulent Chinese tech from Temu
>>149566403>that spartan kick KEK
That's why I say hey man, nice schaub
What a good schaub man
>>149566843This shit is probably $50 on aliexpress
Just Go Outside For Light Lmao
i think the thing with emmett being able to take ilia to a decision is that he's also a boxer but also his offense is so simple that it's hard to catch him overextending
Ethnic Russians are incompetent at combat sports
Even Petr Yan is a Siberian with a Chinese Grand Father
>>149566989#sadboy #draingang
>>149566880Now I want to watch a UFC event set in the middle of a field in the Central Asian steppes.
russian isnt an ethnicity
>>149567016Ethnic slavic russian is
Then you have russians by nationality and those are the minorities
>>149566989try magnesium, zinc, iodine, vit D, B12, omega 3, and CBT (cognitive behavioural therapy, not cock and ball torture)
>>149567076Those helps but its mainly all in the head
What goes on in your stupid little heads all day huh? I mean seriously, can you believe the kind of shit you drum up sometimes?
>real eyes that x is just spee lite
is there a reason you guys consider yourself "based"???
>>149567095take your meds
>>149567082youโre right, itโs cognitive
but sometimes a lil physiological boost can help things go a little smoother
>>149567084I don't play drums
>>149567095me on the right talking about the beauty of chase hooper's performances
>>149566989Some strengthening exercises, ice cream, and a good night sleep
>>149567095What
Are you having a stroke
>>149567095The people in power really did a number on Petersons brain lol
>>149567144Peterson did a number on Peterson's brain the guy got addicted to benzos and went on a shitty illogical meme diet that anyone could tell you was stupid
The Nafri takeover is inevitable
Frodo
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Ilia just means Elijah
>>149567172Then his daughter institutionalized him in Russia
>>149567191whos the cat then?
You're just an average bloke
>>149567210and dipped because she has a life to live and fucked andrew tate
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>>149567205You're Georgian you should know that already
>>149567205Islam mean submission
>>149567244How dare someone show excitement for a fight
Why do legchokes are inherently erotic ?
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>>149567254handsome squidward lookin ass
>>149567271your latent homosexuality is showing again
>>149567218hรคrlig matgeeken
>>149567278That would be more like Brian "the lightskin" Ortega
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>>149567306hes more basic pretty. not exaggerated enough features
>>149567296>see two females >immediatly think of homosexuality and start to project on others Get out of the closet you feminine cuck
>>149567317Yeah but its the same stare
on paper, charles won that fight.
charles takes it under water
>>149567331those are cartoons mate
you're trying to discuss eroticism and things that get you horny with other males
now that's gay
>>149567301Heeeeeej Guram
>>149567388no one truly knows but our resident muslims have a thing for alliteration and pork is haram
Only thing on my mind is hittin a lick
allah my dick in this sheep - muhammad
>>149567432talmbout punching tongues?
Ruffy vs Chanman!? POGGERS!!!
>>149567388oink on it playa
just heard about rich franklin,,,,
>>149567489what happened....
>>149567375>muh cartoonsStill females you retard
Also thats what everybody does here too retarded cuck faggot
I live rent free in your mind LMAO
>>149567489Monke looking ass
Id shadow counter your ass, ho
>>149567489https://sports.yahoo.com/ufc-legend-rich-franklin-50-could-be-definitely-talked-into-an-mma-comeback-if-gfl-asks-232205833.html
>>149567535>e-everyone is does it so it's not gay!is that really the best rebuttal you could come up with lmao
you're asking other men to talk dirty to you and sharing pics to try and get them horny
you're a faggot even if you don't accept it
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all fun and games til I inari roll into a butt scoot right at your motherfuckin feet
>>149567591talmbout lust provoking images b
show me in the unified rule where it specifically states your cornermen can't poison blow dart your opponent through the cage
>>149567591>you're asking other men to talk dirty to you and sharing pics to try and get them hornyOk we witnessing peak mental illness and projection here
Im asking for an explaination retard and you were constantly upset by homophobic slurs
Why im feeding this monkey
>>149567616quit trying to make my meng hard b, the bong hates it
Let's talk about Ciryl Gane.
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>Yeah, I'm maori. How could you tell?
>>149567629Bong constantly think about how other men are horny, he also get upset when you use homophobic slurs
Call him a twink and he will get into an estrogenic meltdown
He is very gay
>>149567623>someone explain to me in great detail why this image of a cartoon makes me horny it's not gay bro!
>>149567634Ciryl Gane ?
Talking about the guy that will get take Tom Aspinall to a close decision wich will then cause Jones to come back and sub him, that Cyril Gane ?
>>149567665So its a question you retarded bong tranny
>>149567670Nah, I'm talking about the Ciryl Gane that will knockout Tom Aspinall in the first round and get his revenge against Jon Jones. He won't make the same mistake twice. Ciryl will show he is the heavyweight GOAT.
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>>149567616I'd fuck Jeff Molina i wont lie b
>>149567672Why his eyes are black
>this image makes me horny, does it make you horny too bro? want to talk about it? i-i swear its not gay!
>>149567689It would be so funny if Gane humiliate Aspinall
He is the only competent HW with Tom and Jones
Just how fucking weak are the Maori
Do not feed the closeted homosexual bong
>>149567723HomoBong will go into an estrogenic meldtown because of you
nigga attitude DC is up there with the goat mma personalities
>>149567723Use it or lose it b
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>>149567704He got the black oil
>>149567753DC calling Jon a bitch nigga is top 5 press conference moments. Sounded like he'd never said nigga before.
>>149567770Look at all those daddiesโฆmy bacon bussy is sizzlinโ
why did chandler have a white daughter tho
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Gane ?
Gane will heem
>>149567823Why are brits so gay
Toughts on this undefeated 23 year old chechen weeb who play Skyrim ?
>>149567870Daddy! Someone get the crayons!
Homie I love life and myself
>>149567824It's so Brie can live vicariously through her.
>>149567892You alright buddy ?
>>149567981his reaction is very different from aspinall... very curious
>>149567961Brie ?
Kinda overrated
Im more of a goat/sheep cheese typa guy
>>149565407sex with loopy
>>149567995damn this sucks, make it better.
>>149568024Nah you a corny ass nigga
>>149567995make one where its a horse and a cowboy hat boy
>>149567995make one where gane is a cowboy and tony is his horse
Would you guys miss me if I were gone? Respectfully.
>>149565407American fighters are all there just to job lmao
>>149568119I don't even know who you are
>>149567409hejsan neger min :)
>>149565407>hooper/hernandez sleeper
>>149568054>>149568090>>149568113burnt through the daily credits trying to make it not suck kek, ill try again later
>>149568109Simple boxing > flashy kickboxing/muay thai
>>149568119I didn't even know you were here.
>>149565407Not bad, not bad at all
muay thai le bad because a washed fighter got knocked into the ethereal realm
>>149568024Fuck you, Brie is elite
>Nah you a corny ass nigga
>>149568150Jon Jones gave up the biggest pay day of his career to avoid fighting this guy.
>>149565407>No armanKwab and grim, how can arman even recover from this lmao
THE Curtis Blaydes, Demolisher of Asspainall, Ducked by Jon Jones, Heemed by Nigganou
>>149568165simple Muay Thai/kickboxing > simple boxing
>>149568216I dont like creamy cheeses
>>149568250He is waiting for the gane aspinall result
If its a very close fight
He will come back and sub aspinall
>>149568316Boxing is more effective and mma fighters cant box
So when you can box like ilia, you destroy everybody because nobody know how to respond to this
>>149568119I would miss leaves if they disappeared from 4chan.
Your song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBxWXgyL2-I
>>149568329What kinds do you like? I respect your opinion
UFC president Dana White said they got Jon Jones the money he wanted and that fact was confirmed by respected journalist Ariel Helwani.
>>149568357He turns 38 this month
If Gane and Tom have a close fight thereโs even less of an incentive for him to come back, heโll just tweet some shit like โI told you this guy wasnโt worth my timeโ
jan blachowicz vs jacare souza. a fight i have never seen
>>149568395Hard cheeses like Comte, Cantal, Emmental or Goat/Sheep cheeses
Blue cheeses like roquefort are incredible on pizzas too
There is some creamy i like but they more like St marcellin, not like brie
>>149568446Based, thanks for the response. Good taste.
>>149568425He is mentally ill with inferiority complex
If tom do a bad fight, his ego will force him to accept and correct that mistake
I mean, those last 25 mins will be the most important minutes of his life
I always dream to squar mardin
Jones said openly several times throughout his career that he carefully picks and chooses fights and would never take a fight where he was at a disadvantage
didnt need your life story involving cheese lil nigga
>>149568376the puppeteer of the current ufc bjj welterweight champion
When your best win (KO) is also your most quality loss (KO), you know you are fit to be Champion
whos the amir khan of mma (glass cannon)
>>149568679terrance t wrecks mckinney
>>149568679Curtis Blaydes
hyder amil's title run has come to an abrupt halt by the hands of jose delgado
story unfolding at bjpenn.com
I dont know much about cheeses but I wish I did
>>149568629Imagine having both for an whole evening of passion
I like that cheese that comes in wax
Send Bo Nickal back in time to the middle ages and accuse him of heresy
>>149568109Next Nerd to lose right there
>>149568813paermsan? yellow? chihuahua? sorry i dont know much about cheeses
shut the fuck bitch
I got a bone to pick
>>149568847looks like the type of cheese a cartoon mouse would steal
Belbita is my favorite cheese
for me its mcdonalds processed cheese slices. nothing like it for burgers.
and no, kraft isnt the same. its like half way between kraft singles and a slice cheddar cheese
>>149568841>i dont know much about cheesesThen shut the FUCK UP
caio and jean will be the last standing nerds
Like I said before Monterrey Jack
imagine if porrier heems max and calls out ilia.
bmf belt is a free ticket to a title shot
>>149568827Time traveling to the 17th century to rape Bo Nickal's male ancestor to death and accuse and convict Bo Nickal's female ancestor of witchcraft and sentencing her to death by fire
>>149568871For me its BBQ cheddar
There is also with caramelized onions that is good
Monterrey Jack Della Maddalena
for me it's none other than ilia topuria, the pound for pound #1 fighter in the world, followed by merab and then dricus
cheddar
sharp cheddar
extra sharp cheddar
colby
>>149568913Its his retirement fight tho
just how bad is renato moicano
wait why did they named it monterrey?
There is a cheese from Montreal named Boston Salmon
>>149568944Mountain of king ?
Little bit of Colby Cheese for my Reuben
>>149568975I guess its more like king mountain
Joshua Van will be the first person born in the 2000s to become UFC champion
>>149569015we dont use that crap here
When you eat that blue cheese and goat cheese on a 4 cheese pizza, it feels like heaven
Hap between 2 pieces of bread
Ace is hungry
was this a complete fluke or was he actually reacting to charle feint
van is getting choked out
>>149569031You use cheap soules ugly ARs instead
>>149569043He followed the script and made a lot of money that night
>>149569043>yeah that dude that knock everybody and has the best boxing in the UFC ? Im gonna walk right trough him
>>149569052ARs are based and you cant own shit lmao
>>149569052brotha see the scope on this bitch
>>149569043Probably studied a lot of Charles tape
>>149569080Good ARs that are iconic and look cool are based
Cheap ugly souless gay ass ARs that every amerimutt use are subhuman tier
Big difference
And dont get me on every faggot that call an digusting cheap AR a M4
>>149569099Yeah thats what im talking about
>>149569108you cant even own guns
Be real, what're the racial tentions like in France between the Muslim caucaus/north african mfers, the senegal/congo niggas and the white folk
>>149569127We can and i dont give a fuck
Guns are cool but im not an obsessed faggot like amerimutt cucks who brag about guns and do nothing with it
Also anyone can kill with a gun, even a 10 year old girl
>>149569108ok yeah nerd, go play counterstrike
>>149569133Nafris are in their own classes because if you talk about religion, there is a lot of black muslims and turks aswell
>>149569130>mask >cheap digusting ARYikes
>>1495691332 of them live in subsidized housing at the expense of the former and roam the streets of paris all day and night
The other works and pays taxes
My peins is thick and long; no hatred hear can make me feel loike less of an man. Hoenstly.
>>149569160Look way cooler for sure
>>149569161Go blow your skull with your cheap digusting Ar, pedro tyrone
>>1495691775.6 girth b not many are thicker than the thigg boi
>>149569166So Imavov and Baki types don't hang out with Fares Ziam types
lol frogie is ass blasted
>>149569170The other ones play soccer and bring a ton of money to the economy though because of it
>>149569133Caucasians are pretty much irrelevant
They only known in combat sports
Nafris and Blacks coexist in hoods but there is sometimes some tensions between them
They all forget about it when they focus on white/frenchmen/gwerons
Whites are either leftists/bobos, either french dreamers/normies who just live their lives or racists/right wing who dont like hood guys but tolerate "calm and peaceful" blacks/nafris
I don't have any more gun webms
>>149569223Grabbing this doo and doing 200mph in an Shelby Cobra whilst dragging this little freak across the asphalt
>>149569193They hangout but because of religion
They also hangout with black muslims and turks
And like i said outside of combat sports, they pretty much irrelevant/inexstant
They are a tiny minority
Usually the three biggest groups are french/europeans, nafris and blacks
>>149569247hell yeah! body this little freak.
>>149569211yes we've established that sportsball is the only profession subsaharans are capable of and even then they still get outperformed by white individuals (messi, ronaldo)
>>149569251Wow!
>>149569262Ronaldos dad is basically an arab, hes from an Island closer to North Africa than anything and his grandmother is cape verdean
>>149569262They good in every sports wheter you like them or not
Even in combat sports, they good
They great in boxing and 3 of the MMA goats are black (Jones, DJ, Silva)
They even have some in Kickboxing like Ernesto Hoost or Cedric Doumbe
>>149569295doumbe sucks now. dude got tkod from a toe heem in pfl
>>149569294Cape verdean ?
He must have some sliver of black blood like 5 %
Also his island are just full of portuguese i think, there was never anybody there before the portuguese, unless some sudacas
>>149569357yeah his grandmother is cape verdean
kicking a ball into a 50 ft net isnt impressive Id heem all those bums
Notice how mexico national team is playing a game and Heem is just dead
>>149569379>heeming non combat sport athletes
>>149569405is a must to keep them in line
>>149569398/heem/ was never alive to begin with
>>149569398kek No hockey on brotha I'm here all summer
Ariel Helwani getting banned from UFC events has lead to a spiral of cards being shit
>>149569500why does Islam always wear those compression things under his shorts
>>149569489>t. ariel helwani
Helwani is an Egyptian, bros ancestors made the pyramids
The Heelwani era was bad ass
heeminder aspinall never released the xrays from his "injury"
>>149569489getting banned? He did? What? Did I miss something?
>>149569657bro space wizards made those pyramids
>>149569660whens the last time you seen the nigga at a ufc?
>>149569682Honestly I just forgot he existed until now
this is the fight to make rn for omalley
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iYnUUErz0Yk the sound you would make after a body shot from me
>>149569712and cejudo for that matter
>>149569712>>149569721Henry should have never come back.
>>149569500This is when I boiyed Islam
>>149569752cant argue with that
>>149569752imo he should have never left, but I agree with him leaving on principle. daner should have paid what him what hes worth to the company as a olympic gold medalist and double champ. you have to compromise on revenue share for the sport in these cases. its healthy for the organization too.
belel won the story of his career imo
won the belt like a champ and lost it fighting like a champ
>>149569520Males must cover their belly button and knees in islam
>>149569884then how do I know islam is an outtie without even looking it up?
>>149569895I dunno maybe he only respect the knee rule
>>149569898body produces eye lubricant when it detects foreign matter doofus
brazza cover dat knee and belly button
>>149569906hum makes sense
magnets are weird if were talkin bout weird things
id walk out to this
https://youtu.be/Fj6cr3FO2JI?list=RDFj6cr3FO2JI
>>149569967My Walkout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxDw9XuqUgQ
MEat by Khabib
Water by Khabib
Eagle FC
All failures
>>149569943Atleast they dont watch their wife get fucked by blacks while drinking estrogenic beer/alchool and let their country get replaced by pedros
Also all those soldiers fags who use the word hadji died or got crippled for israel hahahah
>>149570035oh no he's upset :(
I prefer the name Sand Monkeys
>>149570035lol such a fragile muzzie you are
>>149570011brazza what about KhabibCoin
>>149570011Oh yeah whatever happened to Eagle FC?
no way mengdalena can beat makhachev unless he has le staph
the silence from usyk speaks volumes
If Kevin Lee didn't know then when Ali set him up in Eagle FC he'll never learn, he should kill Ali for all those setups to boost roidhead bums.
kevin lee fuckin sucks lmao
>>149570151you don't set your client up for failure that's being a scumbag informant bitch
>>149570097>>149570151Didn't he recently get knocked out again in PFL
Anyoen that picked Kevin Lee to win anything; turn in your cocks for cunts. Thanks for playing.
>>149570201yeah but the number goes up to like a billion or more
leave ufc and get kwabbed in pfl. what a fucking loser.
>>149570222umm billion and 4 then
Moral of the story retards: don't trust anyone.
Where are the cool brazzas?
>>149570247Leave ufc, kwabbed in pfl, donimates in KOTS. Food for thought.
Okay enough being mr nice guy. Kevin Lee starts his title run and ascension to GOAT status NOW
for me ankalaev playing flappy bird during the press conference while pereira was all serious really humanized him
>>149570325kevin pees chin is dust
>>149570281heeminder he was supposed to fight on meng bareknuckle
>>149570375what level he get to in flappy bird? this determines everything!
>>149570373bro this nigga quits too easily. I dont mean in fights but career wise. dude retires at every adversity
>Chin is dust
>Heart is Golden
Trials and Tribulations of a real nigga
Kevin Lee is the white Sam Alvey
>>149570391David Goggins coached Lee heems toputa
>>149570401the body is weak but the dawg is willing
My fist hit you like the birth of the sun
She sold her soul to the antichrist its over
Lee needs the forests of Czechia for his heemvival
schauber happer acer ganer sneeder
>>149570331He comes out with john cena music
Kevin Lee was a beast, people forget meng
>>149570447she's been training with alexa
>>149570427But Smilin Sam was actually cool.. Kevin Pee is just all around a dipshit like Woodley and bad like Woodley.
>2 buffalos had to die to craft my coat
>>149570513i hate when they dress like this
>>149570513Chuck buffalo had to die for this
only jandiroba can defeat makhachev
Jandridoba and its not even close
>kevin lee decides he's done with clearing out the ufc weltwerweight division
>islam finally decides to move up
people say astro turf this and astroturf that but gorimbo is the only nigga i seen actually force memed
When Lee burned Michael Johnson I knew he was GOATED
>>149570600>Slade Shadowshot"I've seen your face in my dreams"
literally named my dark elf this in Oblivion
>>149570532Shook my head at this one
It's honestly not that hard to think of ways Van can be a serious threat to Pantoja
To get the obvious out of the way, Van is a very good and mature counter boxer and Pantoja seems to believe counter punching is an invention of the globalists and swings with completely reckless abandon. While I doubt Van will even hurt him, it will be incredibly easy for Van to build volume with hard, effective strikes. Pantoja will basically be feeding it to him.
But in the aspects that really matter, wrestling, Van may not actually be that far behind. Pantoja is a mediocre takedown artist, he more often than not muscles through and forces takedowns rather than actually setting things up. He has some quirky trips in his bag but he's largely muscling body locks to get his takedowns. Such a strength based approach can be stonewalled with effective wrestling technique, something we've seen Van apply in his fight with Rei Tsuruya.
If Pantoja can't get Van to the ground quickly, his obviously superior Jiu Jitsu can't come in to play.
And that's really not that big of an if.
Unless Van decides that he's going to get spooked every time Pantoja blitzes this is more of a 50/50 fight than you would initially think
Pantoja should call out DJ or something? do something interesting. I'd call out Ray Borg but I'm just a little stinker.
Kody Steele could bash Pantoja's midget face in with his index finger
>>149570653didn't read even 1 letter
get pantojad kid
>>149570682He did already
>>149570740oh I don't pay attention to the Smurf division but that's cool I hope he breaks all of djs records
>>149570757That would basically be impossible Pantoja would be pushing 40 by the time he's anywhere near the 11 defense record
What if an ai created life so that it could observe as life created ai in order to ascertain first hand what occurred before it was created?
all it takes to beat Kody Sneede is to get a huwhite wymyn to reject him
>>149570708>>149570718The guy who lost his last fight?
>>149570653I think Pantoja does get him to the ground in at least two or three of the rounds and likely finds a submission from one of them. And I do think he will get tagged on the feet but I think his chin will pull through.
my black ass ain't going black to that black octagon cause i'm a black lil nigga man blackity black black
>>149570802KOdy Steele kills little pantoka and steals his gurl
you're so cool and you got 2 50 year old geezers wanting to hang out with you. please just stop fighting and do comedy so you can be like us
sweet my countrymen this is I'm cool.
cheers, *pours a dabble shot for myself*
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If you think about it the Nazis were a hypejob that got fraudcheked by the real contender (URSS)
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>>149571034The gestalt never died it just moved away.
they never shoulda done schaub like that.
but the schaub that became hw champ walked out of that intervention and hit the gym
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>>149571034URSS got roids (lend lease) and germany got his chinned cracked by the allied bombings
Joshua Van, UFC chanpion. Quote me bitch.
>>149571085Chael says that at the time Joe Rogan told to retire was actually the best version of Schaub that he had ever been and genuinely would have gave Cain his hardest fight ever.
>>149571172What a surprise the wahrani is a communist (many such cases)
>>149571216Harro who the rotus petar?
>>149571192imagine if schaub called rogan a bitch and a coward and up and left
what else can I say
everyone is gay
what else can I write
everything is shite
what else should I be
all apologies
IN THE SUN
I FEEL AS ONE
>>149571301thong sandal wearin ass doo
>>149571192Cain would be a decent match-up for Schaub, whose biggest weakest was one-punch KO artists. Cain could bang, but he wasn't a big puncher by heavyweight standards. I think Prime Schaub takes it.
I eat Asian pussy asshole and toes. War Kony!
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>the topurias have a fazza of their own
>>149571301imagine tripping him as he walked in haha
Schaub beats current Curtis Blaydes
>>149571329Alexandre is older lighter and used as a dummy by some old meng does he at least have better looking minge
>>149537945>>149537945Let's go finally time to use this one
free bird music video just dropped
>>149571379you're lucky I'm drinking and not desperate
>>149571379thats the perpetual thread
>>149565330What will the odds be? I can't wait
>>149565359I'm uncircumcised AND Vasectomised. That's is ultimate combination.
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