Thread 149565307

Volk, God of 145.

let the data speak for its self

*enters this shit thread*

Evloev cut up his own penis to make a taco with

>>149565307 (OP)
This was supposed to be the MovGOAT thread...I have been tricked

>>149565340
botched circumcision, common with muzzrats. Thank god I'm an UNCUT MexiGOD.

>>149565307 (OP)
god is not bald fraud manlet cunt

>>149565330
Rank 4 is better than rank 52

>>149565359
yeah but you're a manlet tho

is there even a difference between a somalian and an algerian?

>>149565330
2 belts is more than zero

>>149565389
One is mud colored the other is sand colored

circumcized fighters vs uncircumcized v

>>149565389
yes

>>149565385
Yes but my son won't be, my gf is an inch taller than me.

MVP dropped the full card

>>149565407
Yoooooo this is fire!!!

>>149565359
>I'm an UNCUT .
you just poor who couldnt afford that surgery

>>149565407
paddy says he's not fighting in august though
prates vs neal is rumoured for this card, it'll probably be the real co-main

>>149565438
kys somali

>>149565464
He's scouse, he was lying lah

>>149565464
why is paddy talking 24/7 about that lesbian whore

Algies are essentially half Somali

>even fighters believe fake fights now
glad dana pays them pennies

>>149565502
we are pirates too
search barbaros
godi wasted 60 second cooldown for this fat fuck

>>149565407
Gerald

There's only one Pirate in the UFC

That push was excessive

Work is really starting to piss me off and, regretfully, I may have to heem the manager unless my situation improves soon. Ill keep you updated.

Why aren't there any Gungans in the UFC?

rofl lmao

>>149565659
kwab

>>149565659
im taiwanese bro *taps and still goes out like a biatch*

>>149565640
youre not gonna do shit bitch
the fact youre talking about it and yapping nonsense means you take it up the ass and you blwoing some steam on internet that might calm you down and make you forget youre wage little stupid bict h

rooting for Tom Rizzpinall tbqhwy

jacked AND Taiwanese? nah I don't buy it.

>>149565659
kwab

What about Taiwanese AND jacked?

>>149565853
Oil and freaking water, pal

burmese AND jacked exist thoughbeit
t. the other georgian

there’s more intrigue at flyweight right now than there is at bantamweight

Got a soup on the stove. No need for bougyuurs tonight!

>>149565814
wtf that's my post

>>149565407
unranked lightweight enjoyers we are absolutely feasting

>>149565918
soup is a girl food nigga

>>149565948
no its not its boomer food

>>149565330
why did he duck out though ?

ilia has the perfect compact build. not bulky and stocky but dense and powerful. mobile.
what's the equivalent at the bigger weight classes?

>>149565888
the joshua van story is great and the royval fight was fantastic but there is almost zero chance he beats pantoja and therefore no real intrigue

ilia should be charged with elder abuse, what with all the grandpas he's knocking out.

>>149565330
>4 win streak moicano > 1 winstreak charle

>>149566011
following his idol footsteps

Why do Topuria doesnt represent his goergian side more ?
He look like a regular spainiard to me
If he didnt rep goergia and had a goergian name, you would never knew he was goergian

>>149566052
>Why do Topuria doesnt represent

>>149566025
>>149565984
Unironically guys like dc, Cain and Fedor would be the closest equivalent in the upper classes

>>149566011
but if the boomers won they wouldn’t get charged for child abuse
funny how that works huh ?

>>149566052
he has identity issues
is ethnically Georgian
born in Germany
moved to Spain at age 15
Suddenly stars leaning hard into his Spanish identity once he gets popular even though he wasn't born or grew up there

>>149565527
Barbarossa was some sort of greek/turk
Algerian Pirates were like Rais hamidou who btfoed the amerimutts

Whats up fellas haha Im here from /int/ Im Karl I love Illia! GOAT in the make ing. Haha

>>149566052
arr rook ze samu
>>149566086
>new-worlders projecting identity issues
many such cases

>>149566086
>only at 15
What the hell
He lived more in germany than spain
He look like he lived all his life in spain

>>149566138
I mean his mannerisms/style/behavior, not his face/phenotype
When you compare him with Merab, its night and day

>>149566156
merab moved to America when he was grown up
Ilia moved to Spain as a teenager and teens have higher degree of neuroplasticity to acquire new languages, skills etc, so he adapted more

>>149566156
describe the Georgian mannerisms/style/behaviour then. you expect every single Georgian to walk out with papakhi and random Caucasian dance music?

spanish guys look like ilias anyways

>>149566189
0:06
>did i win?
>no..

a nation comprised of sean woodson's clones

gooby running away from gnomes

Kek Arman bodied that piglet freak.

>>149565363
>Donruss still makes cards
Nostalgic AF

>>149566195
I dont know but them not looking like copycats of average spainiards

>>149566271
Only if its a jai herbert like kick, otherwise i think he would kick him and sub him like he did to oliveira but instead of a punch its a kick

sean woodson has escaped the chinese lab

>>149566282
we’re both Iberians, so we have a copycatting pass

>>149566282
He looks like a part. that's all. what's hilarious is how cliche his whole identity is. I am quite sure Spaniards see it the same way we see fighters walking in like it's Sukhishvilebi concert.

>>149566346
not too exaggerated though and honestly that’s enough for normies

>>149566403
Niga got flushed

uhhhh amerisisters?!?!

>>149566403
kek his boys tried to stop him, then let him handle business and attacked the on comers

>>149566320
And i guess that khabib and Ank are Turko-mongols warriors that raped the balkans in late antiquity too
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pannonian_Avars

>>149566443
>muh no fap, dopamine detox, stoicism bros.....

>>149566443
O'Malley won this exchange

>>149566474
Should have had a big bowl of soup

>>149566499
i like merab because he is funny!

*improperly heems you*

>>149566456
kek, almost forgot that Avar Khaganate existed

>fluke submission
this is advanced cope

beneil dariush needs to be imprisoned

mensisters...

>>149566403
>the whole place instantly breaks out into raw primordial chaos
can’t even let niggas chill these days smfh

>>149566403
>conveniently placed casket
kek wtf

actually bro did you know merab can fluke finishes with improper technique completely reliant on his opponents' bitchlike quitter tendencies now you can't hate him anymore nope

>>149566403
Kek some nigga literally flew after getting kicked

>>149566639
GO ON GINGE

>>149566639
Wow really

>>149566639
more like the minge from shart end
kek

Why central asians arent as good as caucasians in MMA ?

>>149566677
why must everything be about race with you?

>>149566677
>blocks your path

>>149565407
a lot of potential spice on this card

some guys are just destined to be jobbers from birth
ain't no nigga named gerald ever getting close to touching a belt

>>149566705
Didnt do anything yet

>>149566770
your mother would disagree

>>149566754
Talking about Gerald ?

Gerald Topuria

>>149566788
Mauri from Kajaani

>>149566819
Look familiar ?

Gerald Kara Kara France

so this is supposed to shine light at your brain

>>149566677
They need the cavalry buff and flat open plains to heem properly.

>>149566843
Enlightened by fraudulent Chinese tech from Temu

>>149566403
>that spartan kick

KEK

That's why I say hey man, nice schaub
What a good schaub man

>>149566843
This shit is probably $50 on aliexpress

Just Go Outside For Light Lmao

i think the thing with emmett being able to take ilia to a decision is that he's also a boxer but also his offense is so simple that it's hard to catch him overextending

I'm so sad all the time

Ethnic Russians are incompetent at combat sports
Even Petr Yan is a Siberian with a Chinese Grand Father

>>149566989
#sadboy #draingang

>>149566880
Now I want to watch a UFC event set in the middle of a field in the Central Asian steppes.

russian isnt an ethnicity

>>149567016
Ethnic slavic russian is
Then you have russians by nationality and those are the minorities

>>149566989
try magnesium, zinc, iodine, vit D, B12, omega 3, and CBT (cognitive behavioural therapy, not cock and ball torture)

>>149567076
Those helps but its mainly all in the head

What goes on in your stupid little heads all day huh? I mean seriously, can you believe the kind of shit you drum up sometimes?

>real eyes that x is just spee lite
is there a reason you guys consider yourself "based"???

>>149567095
take your meds

>>149567082
you’re right, it’s cognitive
but sometimes a lil physiological boost can help things go a little smoother

>>149567084
I don't play drums

>>149567095
me on the right talking about the beauty of chase hooper's performances

>>149566989
Some strengthening exercises, ice cream, and a good night sleep

>>149567095
What
Are you having a stroke

>>149567095
The people in power really did a number on Petersons brain lol

Ilia Hamtaro

>>149567144
Peterson did a number on Peterson's brain the guy got addicted to benzos and went on a shitty illogical meme diet that anyone could tell you was stupid

The Nafri takeover is inevitable

Van vs Royval

Ilia just means Elijah

>>149567172
Then his daughter institutionalized him in Russia

>>149567191
whos the cat then?

You're just an average bloke

>>149567205
chills

>>149567210
and dipped because she has a life to live and fucked andrew tate

>>149567205
You're Georgian you should know that already

>>149567205
Islam mean submission

>>149567244
How dare someone show excitement for a fight

brady vs belel rematch

Why do legchokes are inherently erotic ?

>>149567254
handsome squidward lookin ass

>>149567271
your latent homosexuality is showing again

>>149567218
härlig matgeeken

>>149567278
That would be more like Brian "the lightskin" Ortega

>>149567306
hes more basic pretty. not exaggerated enough features

LOW T CITAY

i
will
not
follow
them

>>149567296
>see two females
>immediatly think of homosexuality and start to project on others

Get out of the closet you feminine cuck

>>149567317
picture meant for >>149567271

>>149567317
Yeah but its the same stare

on paper, charles won that fight.

charles takes it under water

>>149567331
those are cartoons mate
you're trying to discuss eroticism and things that get you horny with other males
now that's gay

>>149567375
MMA?

Qrd me on bacon bussy

>>149567301
Heeeeeej Guram

>>149567388
no one truly knows but our resident muslims have a thing for alliteration and pork is haram

Only thing on my mind is hittin a lick

allah my dick in this sheep - muhammad

>>149567432
talmbout punching tongues?

Ruffy vs Chanman!? POGGERS!!!

>>149567388
oink on it playa

just heard about rich franklin,,,,

>>149567489
what happened....

>>149567489
BIP

>>149567375
>muh cartoons
Still females you retard
Also thats what everybody does here too retarded cuck faggot
I live rent free in your mind LMAO

>>149567489
Monke looking ass

We love cartoons here

Id shadow counter your ass, ho

>>149567489
https://sports.yahoo.com/ufc-legend-rich-franklin-50-could-be-definitely-talked-into-an-mma-comeback-if-gfl-asks-232205833.html

>>149567535
>e-everyone is does it so it's not gay!
is that really the best rebuttal you could come up with lmao
you're asking other men to talk dirty to you and sharing pics to try and get them horny
you're a faggot even if you don't accept it

all fun and games til I inari roll into a butt scoot right at your motherfuckin feet

>>149567591
talmbout lust provoking images b

show me in the unified rule where it specifically states your cornermen can't poison blow dart your opponent through the cage

>>149567591
>you're asking other men to talk dirty to you and sharing pics to try and get them horny
Ok we witnessing peak mental illness and projection here
Im asking for an explaination retard and you were constantly upset by homophobic slurs
Why im feeding this monkey

youre algerian lmao

>>149567616
quit trying to make my meng hard b, the bong hates it

Let's talk about Ciryl Gane.

>>149567629
Bong constantly think about how other men are horny, he also get upset when you use homophobic slurs
Call him a twink and he will get into an estrogenic meltdown
He is very gay

>>149567623
>someone explain to me in great detail why this image of a cartoon makes me horny it's not gay bro!

>>149567634
Ciryl Gane ?
Talking about the guy that will get take Tom Aspinall to a close decision wich will then cause Jones to come back and sub him, that Cyril Gane ?

Sold.

>>149567665
So its a question you retarded bong tranny

>>149567670
Nah, I'm talking about the Ciryl Gane that will knockout Tom Aspinall in the first round and get his revenge against Jon Jones. He won't make the same mistake twice. Ciryl will show he is the heavyweight GOAT.

>>149567644
same same

>>149567616
I'd fuck Jeff Molina i wont lie b

>>149567672
Why his eyes are black

>>149567689
It would be so funny if Gane humiliate Aspinall
He is the only competent HW with Tom and Jones

i have a boner

Just how fucking weak are the Maori

Do not feed the closeted homosexual bong

>>149567723
HomoBong will go into an estrogenic meldtown because of you

nigga attitude DC is up there with the goat mma personalities

>>149567723
Use it or lose it b

>>149567704
He got the black oil

Pfouahahhahahahah

>>149567753
DC calling Jon a bitch nigga is top 5 press conference moments. Sounded like he'd never said nigga before.

>>149567770
Inshallah!

>>149567770
Look at all those daddies…my bacon bussy is sizzlin’

why did chandler have a white daughter tho

Gane ?
Gane will heem

>>149567823
Why are brits so gay

Toughts on this undefeated 23 year old chechen weeb who play Skyrim ?

>>149567870
Daddy! Someone get the crayons!

Homie I love life and myself

Daniel Cerrone

>>149567824
It's so Brie can live vicariously through her.

Donald Cormier

>>149567870
none really

>>149567892
You alright buddy ?

>>149567981
his reaction is very different from aspinall... very curious

>>149567961
Brie ?
Kinda overrated
Im more of a goat/sheep cheese typa guy

>>149565407
sex with loopy

schuabing right now

>>149567995
damn this sucks, make it better.

>>149568024
Nah you a corny ass nigga

>>149567995
make one where its a horse and a cowboy hat boy

ilia...

>>149567995
make one where gane is a cowboy and tony is his horse

Would you guys miss me if I were gone? Respectfully.

>>149565407
American fighters are all there just to job lmao

>>149568119
I don't even know who you are

>>149567409
hejsan neger min :)

>>149565407
>hooper/hernandez
sleeper

>>149568054
>>149568090
>>149568113
burnt through the daily credits trying to make it not suck kek, ill try again later

>>149568109
Simple boxing > flashy kickboxing/muay thai

>>149568119
I didn't even know you were here.

>>149565407
Not bad, not bad at all

muay thai le bad because a washed fighter got knocked into the ethereal realm

>>149568024
Fuck you, Brie is elite

>>149568150
Jon Jones gave up the biggest pay day of his career to avoid fighting this guy.

>>149565407
>No arman
Kwab and grim, how can arman even recover from this lmao

THE Curtis Blaydes, Demolisher of Asspainall, Ducked by Jon Jones, Heemed by Nigganou

>>149568165
simple Muay Thai/kickboxing > simple boxing

>>149568216
I dont like creamy cheeses

>>149568250
He is waiting for the gane aspinall result
If its a very close fight
He will come back and sub aspinall
>>149568316
Boxing is more effective and mma fighters cant box
So when you can box like ilia, you destroy everybody because nobody know how to respond to this

good night weem

>>149568119
I would miss leaves if they disappeared from 4chan.

Your song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBxWXgyL2-I

>>149568329
What kinds do you like? I respect your opinion

Sugar. In. His. Tank.

UFC president Dana White said they got Jon Jones the money he wanted and that fact was confirmed by respected journalist Ariel Helwani.

>>149568357
He turns 38 this month
If Gane and Tom have a close fight there’s even less of an incentive for him to come back, he’ll just tweet some shit like “I told you this guy wasn’t worth my time”

jan blachowicz vs jacare souza. a fight i have never seen

>>149568395
Hard cheeses like Comte, Cantal, Emmental or Goat/Sheep cheeses
Blue cheeses like roquefort are incredible on pizzas too
There is some creamy i like but they more like St marcellin, not like brie

>>149568446
Based, thanks for the response. Good taste.

>>149568425
He is mentally ill with inferiority complex
If tom do a bad fight, his ego will force him to accept and correct that mistake
I mean, those last 25 mins will be the most important minutes of his life

I always dream to squar mardin

Jones said openly several times throughout his career that he carefully picks and chooses fights and would never take a fight where he was at a disadvantage

didnt need your life story involving cheese lil nigga

>>149568376
the puppeteer of the current ufc bjj welterweight champion

dogfucker

When your best win (KO) is also your most quality loss (KO), you know you are fit to be Champion

whos the amir khan of mma (glass cannon)

>>149568679
Johnny Walker

>>149568679
terrance t wrecks mckinney

>>149568679
Cody

>>149568679
Curtis Blaydes

hyder amil's title run has come to an abrupt halt by the hands of jose delgado

story unfolding at bjpenn.com

I dont know much about cheeses but I wish I did

>>149568629
Imagine having both for an whole evening of passion

I like that cheese that comes in wax

Send Bo Nickal back in time to the middle ages and accuse him of heresy

>>149568109
Next Nerd to lose right there

>>149568813
paermsan? yellow? chihuahua? sorry i dont know much about cheeses

>>149568841
candle cheese

shut the fuck bitch
I got a bone to pick

>>149568847
looks like the type of cheese a cartoon mouse would steal

Belbita is my favorite cheese

for me its mcdonalds processed cheese slices. nothing like it for burgers.
and no, kraft isnt the same. its like half way between kraft singles and a slice cheddar cheese

>>149568813
Dutch cheeses

>>149568841
>i dont know much about cheeses
Then shut the FUCK UP

caio and jean will be the last standing nerds

Like I said before Monterrey Jack

imagine if porrier heems max and calls out ilia.
bmf belt is a free ticket to a title shot

>>149568827
Time traveling to the 17th century to rape Bo Nickal's male ancestor to death and accuse and convict Bo Nickal's female ancestor of witchcraft and sentencing her to death by fire

>>149568871
For me its BBQ cheddar
There is also with caramelized onions that is good

Monterrey Jack Della Maddalena

for me it's none other than ilia topuria, the pound for pound #1 fighter in the world, followed by merab and then dricus

cheddar
sharp cheddar
extra sharp cheddar
colby

>>149568913
Its his retirement fight tho

just how bad is renato moicano

wait why did they named it monterrey?

There is a cheese from Montreal named Boston Salmon

micro chandler

>>149568944
Mountain of king ?

Little bit of Colby Cheese for my Reuben

>>149568975
I guess its more like king mountain

Michael Cheddarler

>>149568973
Micro Uzi ?

Joshua Van will be the first person born in the 2000s to become UFC champion

>>149569015
we dont use that crap here

When you eat that blue cheese and goat cheese on a 4 cheese pizza, it feels like heaven

Hap between 2 pieces of bread
Ace is hungry

was this a complete fluke or was he actually reacting to charle feint

van is getting choked out

>>149569031
You use cheap soules ugly ARs instead

>>149569043
He followed the script and made a lot of money that night

>>149569050
By my cock

>>149569043
>yeah that dude that knock everybody and has the best boxing in the UFC ? Im gonna walk right trough him

>>149569052
ARs are based and you cant own shit lmao

>>149569052
brotha see the scope on this bitch

>>149569043
Probably studied a lot of Charles tape

>>149569080
Good ARs that are iconic and look cool are based
Cheap ugly souless gay ass ARs that every amerimutt use are subhuman tier
Big difference
And dont get me on every faggot that call an digusting cheap AR a M4

>>149569099
Yeah thats what im talking about

>>149569108
you cant even own guns

Be real, what're the racial tentions like in France between the Muslim caucaus/north african mfers, the senegal/congo niggas and the white folk

>>149569127
We can and i dont give a fuck
Guns are cool but im not an obsessed faggot like amerimutt cucks who brag about guns and do nothing with it
Also anyone can kill with a gun, even a 10 year old girl

>>149569108
ok yeah nerd, go play counterstrike

>>149569133
Nafris are in their own classes because if you talk about religion, there is a lot of black muslims and turks aswell
>>149569130
>mask
>cheap digusting AR
Yikes

>>149569133
2 of them live in subsidized housing at the expense of the former and roam the streets of paris all day and night

The other works and pays taxes

My peins is thick and long; no hatred hear can make me feel loike less of an man. Hoenstly.

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149569160
Look way cooler for sure
>>149569161
Go blow your skull with your cheap digusting Ar, pedro tyrone

>>149569177
5.6 girth b not many are thicker than the thigg boi

>>149569166
So Imavov and Baki types don't hang out with Fares Ziam types

lol frogie is ass blasted

>>149569170
The other ones play soccer and bring a ton of money to the economy though because of it

>>149569133
Caucasians are pretty much irrelevant
They only known in combat sports

Nafris and Blacks coexist in hoods but there is sometimes some tensions between them
They all forget about it when they focus on white/frenchmen/gwerons
Whites are either leftists/bobos, either french dreamers/normies who just live their lives or racists/right wing who dont like hood guys but tolerate "calm and peaceful" blacks/nafris

I don't have any more gun webms

>>149569216
Wow!

>>149569223
Grabbing this doo and doing 200mph in an Shelby Cobra whilst dragging this little freak across the asphalt

>>149569193
They hangout but because of religion
They also hangout with black muslims and turks
And like i said outside of combat sports, they pretty much irrelevant/inexstant
They are a tiny minority
Usually the three biggest groups are french/europeans, nafris and blacks

>>149569247
hell yeah! body this little freak.

>>149569211
yes we've established that sportsball is the only profession subsaharans are capable of and even then they still get outperformed by white individuals (messi, ronaldo)

>>149569251
Wow!
>>149569262
Ronaldos dad is basically an arab, hes from an Island closer to North Africa than anything and his grandmother is cape verdean

>>149569262
They good in every sports wheter you like them or not
Even in combat sports, they good
They great in boxing and 3 of the MMA goats are black (Jones, DJ, Silva)
They even have some in Kickboxing like Ernesto Hoost or Cedric Doumbe

>>149569295
doumbe sucks now. dude got tkod from a toe heem in pfl

>>149569294
Cape verdean ?
He must have some sliver of black blood like 5 %
Also his island are just full of portuguese i think, there was never anybody there before the portuguese, unless some sudacas

>>149569357
yeah his grandmother is cape verdean

kicking a ball into a 50 ft net isnt impressive Id heem all those bums

Notice how mexico national team is playing a game and Heem is just dead

>>149569379
>heeming non combat sport athletes

>>149569405
is a must to keep them in line

>>149569398
/heem/ was never alive to begin with

>>149569398
kek No hockey on brotha I'm here all summer

Ariel Helwani getting banned from UFC events has lead to a spiral of cards being shit

>>149569223
>>149569260

>>149569500
why does Islam always wear those compression things under his shorts

>>149569489
>t. ariel helwani

Helwani is an Egyptian, bros ancestors made the pyramids

The Heelwani era was bad ass

heeminder aspinall never released the xrays from his "injury"

>>149569489
getting banned? He did? What? Did I miss something?

>>149569660
Youre a clown

>>149569657
bro space wizards made those pyramids

>>149569660
whens the last time you seen the nigga at a ufc?

>>149569682
Honestly I just forgot he existed until now

this is the fight to make rn for omalley

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iYnUUErz0Yk the sound you would make after a body shot from me

>>149569712
and cejudo for that matter

>>149569712
>>149569721
Henry should have never come back.

AHHH MUH RYBS

>>149569500
This is when I boiyed Islam

>>149569752
cant argue with that

>>149569752
imo he should have never left, but I agree with him leaving on principle. daner should have paid what him what hes worth to the company as a olympic gold medalist and double champ. you have to compromise on revenue share for the sport in these cases. its healthy for the organization too.

Henry got Humbled

belel won the story of his career imo
won the belt like a champ and lost it fighting like a champ

>>149569520
Males must cover their belly button and knees in islam

>>149569884
then how do I know islam is an outtie without even looking it up?

>>149569864
he cried kwab

>>149569895
I dunno maybe he only respect the knee rule

>>149569898
body produces eye lubricant when it detects foreign matter doofus

brazza cover dat knee and belly button

>>149569906
hum makes sense

hadjis are weird

magnets are weird if were talkin bout weird things

id walk out to this
https://youtu.be/Fj6cr3FO2JI?list=RDFj6cr3FO2JI

>>149569967
My Walkout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxDw9XuqUgQ

MEat by Khabib
Water by Khabib
Eagle FC
All failures

>>149569943
Atleast they dont watch their wife get fucked by blacks while drinking estrogenic beer/alchool and let their country get replaced by pedros
Also all those soldiers fags who use the word hadji died or got crippled for israel hahahah

>>149570035
oh no he's upset :(

I prefer the name Sand Monkeys

>>149570035
lol such a fragile muzzie you are

>>149570011
brazza what about KhabibCoin

>>149570011
Oh yeah whatever happened to Eagle FC?

no way mengdalena can beat makhachev unless he has le staph

the silence from usyk speaks volumes

If Kevin Lee didn't know then when Ali set him up in Eagle FC he'll never learn, he should kill Ali for all those setups to boost roidhead bums.

kevin lee fuckin sucks lmao

>>149570151
you don't set your client up for failure that's being a scumbag informant bitch

>>149570097
>>149570151
Didn't he recently get knocked out again in PFL

Anyoen that picked Kevin Lee to win anything; turn in your cocks for cunts. Thanks for playing.

Ali's days are numbered

>>149570201
yeah but the number goes up to like a billion or more

>>149570212
pick a number

leave ufc and get kwabbed in pfl. what a fucking loser.

>>149570222
umm billion and 4 then

Moral of the story retards: don't trust anyone.

The last guy Kevin beat.

I trust Kevin Lee

Where are the cool brazzas?

>>149570247
Leave ufc, kwabbed in pfl, donimates in KOTS. Food for thought.

Okay enough being mr nice guy. Kevin Lee starts his title run and ascension to GOAT status NOW

for me ankalaev playing flappy bird during the press conference while pereira was all serious really humanized him

Kwabin Lee

>>149570325
kevin pees chin is dust

>>149570281
heeminder he was supposed to fight on meng bareknuckle

>>149570375
what level he get to in flappy bird? this determines everything!

>>149570373
bro this nigga quits too easily. I dont mean in fights but career wise. dude retires at every adversity

>Chin is dust
>Heart is Golden
Trials and Tribulations of a real nigga

Kevin Lee is the white Sam Alvey

>>149570391
David Goggins coached Lee heems toputa

>>149570401
the body is weak but the dawg is willing

My fist hit you like the birth of the sun

She sold her soul to the antichrist its over

Lee needs the forests of Czechia for his heemvival

schauber happer acer ganer sneeder

>>149570331
He comes out with john cena music

Kevin Lee was a beast, people forget meng

>>149570447
she's been training with alexa

>>149570495
sounds hot

>>149570427
But Smilin Sam was actually cool.. Kevin Pee is just all around a dipshit like Woodley and bad like Woodley.

>>149570513
i hate when they dress like this

>>149570513
Chuck buffalo had to die for this

only jandiroba can defeat makhachev

fagadigm

candiroba

Jandridoba and its not even close

fagdiroba

>kevin lee decides he's done with clearing out the ufc weltwerweight division
>islam finally decides to move up

people say astro turf this and astroturf that but gorimbo is the only nigga i seen actually force memed

When Lee burned Michael Johnson I knew he was GOATED

>>149570600
>Slade Shadowshot
"I've seen your face in my dreams"
literally named my dark elf this in Oblivion

>>149570532
Shook my head at this one

It's honestly not that hard to think of ways Van can be a serious threat to Pantoja
To get the obvious out of the way, Van is a very good and mature counter boxer and Pantoja seems to believe counter punching is an invention of the globalists and swings with completely reckless abandon. While I doubt Van will even hurt him, it will be incredibly easy for Van to build volume with hard, effective strikes. Pantoja will basically be feeding it to him.
But in the aspects that really matter, wrestling, Van may not actually be that far behind. Pantoja is a mediocre takedown artist, he more often than not muscles through and forces takedowns rather than actually setting things up. He has some quirky trips in his bag but he's largely muscling body locks to get his takedowns. Such a strength based approach can be stonewalled with effective wrestling technique, something we've seen Van apply in his fight with Rei Tsuruya.
If Pantoja can't get Van to the ground quickly, his obviously superior Jiu Jitsu can't come in to play.
And that's really not that big of an if.
Unless Van decides that he's going to get spooked every time Pantoja blitzes this is more of a 50/50 fight than you would initially think

Did not read that shit

Pantoja should call out DJ or something? do something interesting. I'd call out Ray Borg but I'm just a little stinker.

Kody
Fucking
Steele

Kody Steele could bash Pantoja's midget face in with his index finger

>>149570653
didn't read even 1 letter
get pantojad kid

>>149570682
He did already

>>149570740
oh I don't pay attention to the Smurf division but that's cool I hope he breaks all of djs records

>>149570757
That would basically be impossible Pantoja would be pushing 40 by the time he's anywhere near the 11 defense record

What if an ai created life so that it could observe as life created ai in order to ascertain first hand what occurred before it was created?

all it takes to beat Kody Sneede is to get a huwhite wymyn to reject him

>>149570708
>>149570718
The guy who lost his last fight?

>>149570653
I think Pantoja does get him to the ground in at least two or three of the rounds and likely finds a submission from one of them. And I do think he will get tagged on the feet but I think his chin will pull through.

my black ass ain't going black to that black octagon cause i'm a black lil nigga man blackity black black

>>149570802
KOdy Steele kills little pantoka and steals his gurl

you're so cool and you got 2 50 year old geezers wanting to hang out with you. please just stop fighting and do comedy so you can be like us

Nigger hail hitler

sweet my countrymen this is I'm cool.

cheers, *pours a dabble shot for myself*

Nigel Humble Henry

If you think about it the Nazis were a hypejob that got fraudcheked by the real contender (URSS)

>>149571034
The gestalt never died it just moved away.

they never shoulda done schaub like that.
but the schaub that became hw champ walked out of that intervention and hit the gym

Äm Aa Uu Är Ii
M.A.U.R.I.

>>149571034
URSS got roids (lend lease) and germany got his chinned cracked by the allied bombings

Joshua Van, UFC chanpion. Quote me bitch.

>>149571085
Chael says that at the time Joe Rogan told to retire was actually the best version of Schaub that he had ever been and genuinely would have gave Cain his hardest fight ever.

>>149571172
What a surprise the wahrani is a communist (many such cases)

>>149571216
Harro who the rotus petar?

a late night expose

>>149570670
Go to sleep

>>149571192
imagine if schaub called rogan a bitch and a coward and up and left

what else can I say
everyone is gay
what else can I write
everything is shite
what else should I be
all apologies
IN THE SUN
I FEEL AS ONE

*enters the thread*

>>149571301
thong sandal wearin ass doo

>>149571192
Cain would be a decent match-up for Schaub, whose biggest weakest was one-punch KO artists. Cain could bang, but he wasn't a big puncher by heavyweight standards. I think Prime Schaub takes it.

I eat Asian pussy asshole and toes. War Kony!

https://cdn.streamain.com/guests/H4wdE59reZTJUWp_1751513030.mp4
>the topurias have a fazza of their own

>>149571301
imagine tripping him as he walked in haha

Schaub beats current Curtis Blaydes

>>149571329
Alexandre is older lighter and used as a dummy by some old meng does he at least have better looking minge

>>149537945
>>149537945
Let's go finally time to use this one

free bird music video just dropped

>>149571379
you're lucky I'm drinking and not desperate

>>149571379
thats the perpetual thread

>>149565330
What will the odds be? I can't wait

>>149565359
I'm uncircumcised AND Vasectomised. That's is ultimate combination.

Powerful