Thread 149567883

Come witness history being made

LET'S GO LET'S GO

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dodgers!

Clayton Kershaw and the DOYERS make history today!

Gonna need a sticky for this

I’m here to take it up the ASS and watch the dodgers!!

>>149567883 (OP)
>>149567921
>>149567922
>>149567931
>>149567932
>>149567940
>>149567945
>>149567946
no one cares doyerpacos

He only needs 3 strikeouts, right?

Single Digits = Inning he gets 3k

Cmon Jays

Imagine the White Sox just get weak grounders and fly outs all game and he doesn't get a single strikeout

>>149567958
That is right, my child.
>>149567970
:|

>doyer gamethread
based
>>149567970
>inning zero
uhhh bros?

Stadium is full

>>149567970
sorry bros he's not getting it tonight

Oh shit

Pages is shit lmao

>>149568010
Pages has low IQ (prone to rage fits), poor defense, judgement, and base running acumen but strong bat and throw.

Stinkee Stankees

*clap clap clap clap clap*

>STANKEES
KEK

He's really not going to get it is he?

>>149567976
>>149568056
>>149568059
Yeah, this isn't the genny.

ughh I can't take this anymore
get a fookin strike!!

>>149568071
stfu faggot no one cares

Benefuckni

nobody cares doyerpaco

LOLDODGERS

>>149568071
fuck you

everybody cares doyerchads

I'm not a fan of either team, but it'd be kinda cool to be someone's 3000th strikeout right? Like i might try to have that happen to me so that people remember me by association when they look it up on youtube years later

doggy doos kek!!!

>doyers fags tell me to watch the game
>kershit is shitting it up

>>149568170
it's part of the drama

great play conforto

Ah, so Conforto is playing LF today.

Watch it's a 1 2 3 inning for kersh next.

I’m just here to wear my moms PANTIES and fuck my DAD!

Nice catch

I thought you guys didn't like Conforto? That was a nice play

what a catch

>>149568211
He's good defensively but an automatic out offensively

>>149568244
>He's good defensively
debatable

>>149568211
Conforto makes solid contact (hits it pretty hard) and plays defense with 100% effort so he's all right. I maintain he's just very unlucky on where the ball lands so he's better than his stats show.

>spam kershit all day
>gives up runs in the 1st

last month conforto is a dodger

Nice hustle Fatani

Take Mookie out of the lineup or force him to get on the keto diet.

>>149568263
>he doesn't know the difference between a run and runs

Sad

>>149568296
he should focus more on his game than his shitty podcast

imagine he blows his ucl trying to get the third strike out

B I G
I
G

D I C K
I
C
K

W I L L I E
I
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I
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big DICK willie

BIG DICK WILLIE

WILLIE

BIG WILL THE HIGH ROLLER
that was crushed

I like Will Smith

What is the Dodgers hit celebration even supposed to be?

god DAMN this will smith guy is good.

>>149568350
it started out as the fusion dance, i dont even really know what the eye thing is. honestly though, i hate all hit celebrations. mlb needs to reinstate beaning for that type of nancy shit.

As a non-doyerfan Freddie is my favorite Dodger

>>149568375
>i dont even really know what the eye thing is
It's from a perfume ad Shohei Ohtani did. They were making fun of him and turned it into a celebration because of how goofy it is.

>>149568367
>cuck
>I’m a dodgers hat
adds up tbqh

Kershaw is tight. This can go south fast unfortunately :(

>>149568393
>>I'm a dodgers hat
No way?

Come on Sox just swing

>>149568411
I think you prefer if they don't swing

>>149568409
These plastic gooks look more or more repulsive over time

White Sox this is your world series. You win the WS if you prevent Kershaw from getting 3,000. That's it.

He’s not getting it today

He wants it too much, he's hunting it and it's hurting him.

>>149568393
>I'm a dodgers hat

What do you normally eat

>>149568409
Literally flat

We take three up and three down though

what are we eating tonight doyerbros

nice, just avoid the ks my sox

>>149568409
holy fuck she's ugly

White Sox Manager probably unironically told them to avoid striking out at all costs

Nothing wrong with a 123 inning

>>149568409
Those are Dodger fans

did you guys know that clayton kershaw is just 3 strikeouts away from 3000

>>149568472
I got a 2 plate and they were late so they gave me an extra entree on the house. Still got half of it in my fridge.

>>149568479
There is absolutely something wrong with it. If the Dodgers lose this game 20-0 it will have been worth it for Kersh to get his 3000th you faggot

>>149568409
Is she death?

ANDY P

andy pages :)

HOME RUNS FOR EVERYONE*
*except pig roach

P A W
A
W

H E S S
E
S
S

>Shaw getting run support
>Yoshi got run support last night
A WHOLE NEW BLUE

ANDY P

>>149568472
BBQ chicken pizza

why the FUCK doesn't Pages do the wiggly dance

Um i think it's pronounced Pay-jess

This is one of those home run or nothing games isn't it

>>149568559
RIP Pay Less I used to rock cheap shoes in elementary school

Is that 3000 ks adjusted for inflation?

>>149568602
When they were shutting down i bought so many shoes during their going out of buisness sale

>>149568602
>he doesn’t own a macbook

>your family is so poor you buy your shoes at pay-less
>oh yeah? Your momma is so stupid she shops at pay-more

>>149568602
fuckin same here, i convinced my parents to get me a nice pair of vans when i was like 10 but was so scared of fucking them up i ran around in my cheap ass payless slip ons all the time and only wore the vans like 3x before i grew out of them. my parents were pissed.

I used to have a pay-less near me

get a strikeout kerdipshit

>>149568618
>2025
>not building your own PC
ngmi

Sox are gonna swing at everything

>>149568670
this. itll be after the 5th. chisox will get 2 more runs and he'll be at 83 pitches.

>kershit
LMAO

Haha oh wow

LMAO
KERSHIT

>came for 3000
>got Multiple Entries
alright time for the offense to run up the score

make the call to the umpchads, we're going to need help getting to 3,000

That was not a strikeout

Thanks Miggy, still a Dodger at heart

Okay /mlb/ let’s say your team breaks the record for most errors in a game, you cheering or booing?

DOGGY DOOS

my Shite Sox got a gamethread?

did you guys know that clayton kershaw is just 3 strikeouts away from 3000

FINALLY A STRIKEOUT
Kershaw

GOT HEEM
2 TO GO

DAS ONE MANE

Just woke up doyeramigos, how’s it going? Surely Kersh has multiple entries in the strikeout column??

benitendies

Okay except for the whipping and chains and stuff, you gotta admit slavery isn’t that bad of a gig for the slave

You can put it on the boarddddd YES

FUCK you kershit!

>NOT SO FAST
umpchads, we can't let them forget who really runs this shit

Vargas is a good guy, he read the mood at Dodger Stadium.

Kershaw

Turdshaw

NOT TONIGHT KERSHAW

Umpfaggotry

UMPCHADS

poor Kershaw

>all those people who paid extra just to watch kershaw shit himself
kek

Umps are gay

>>149568683
>2025
>not having a SkyNet army or robots doing your bidding
ngmi

can't tell from where i am, how is blue behind the plate doing? there were just booing the shit out of him

Can't he just pitch normally? The Ks will come naturally

headline tomorrow -- kershaw gets 3000, dodgers lose 10-2

>>149568793
Yeah I see you with the pride flag

>>149568757
>>149568771
Ump-Sama, I kneel...

>>149568818
lol

>>149568818
good one

>>149568818
rekt

>>149568818
GOT 'EM!

It's gonna take Kershaw 3 games to get 3 strikeouts

>>149568839
i think you can leave now homie, he's not going longer than 4 and he's not getting 2 more ks tonight

kershaw is so cooked

>>149568818
ABSOLUTELY BTFO

kershbros... he's playing the whitesox.... surely he can get two more strikeouts against them right?

Doyers crashed all the streams

>>149568818
Doyermaricons kek

pig roach is fucking embarrassing lmao

Kek doyerpacos

ohtranny KEK

Streams are kaput

Sad!

Speed it up, Rookie

>>149568887
>>149568919
rip
try vipbox if you weren't using that

For me it's Poolshaw

>>149568837
>>149568849
>>149568859
>>149568881
>>149568898
>if i samefag enough, people might think I'm funny!
pathetic lol

>>149568866
It will if the team is determined not to get 3Ked

>>149568970
Put your trip back on homo

freddie :(

>>149568970
you forgot your trip, bitch

>>149568970
Sad

>they sent Kershaw back to the mound
NOT TONIGHT OLDTIMER

>>149568985
k

>>149569021
chadres own ya oooh they pwn ya

>>149568941
Merci mon ami

Umpchads cockblocking rn

did those fans really think that was a strike? kek

Just make the call

>>149569038
Handsome coach for the Saudi Arabian soccer team

what kind of name is oral?

poodres must have lost kek

>>149569118
a gay one!

None of the White Sox want to be immortalized in the video clip where he actually clinches the 3000

fucking hell man

i've never seen so many people groan because a pitcher got a flyout instead of a strikeout
can't blame them honestly

kek memeiners

He’s not getting it tonight. He’s in too deep.

Bro cmon Sox

He's got 3 more tries tonight

max muncy is fat

>>149569168
According to the broadcast Roberts adjust if it seems within reach (say he gets one K next inning he'll probably stay in for one more)

So Kershaw is probably out of the hall now right? This is embarrassing

LAST CHANCE FOR KEKSHAW

Conforto sucks

Cmon Kershaw!

he gets it in the 5th

LETS FUCKING GO

>>149569168
I would pull him now, keep it close.

yeah its ogre
he'll get it in milwaukee because there won't be much pressure on the road

Nope. Not tonight

>ump trying to help
kekaroo

KEK

nice try umpcuck

We umps now

>>149569267
>kekaroo
>>>/gbfg/

GOT HEEEEM

O N E
N
E

T O
O

G O
O

KKershaw

ONE MORE

He won’t get it in front of the fans. But we need to make sure he still has the shoulder to get it.

ONE AWAY FROM 3000

One more to go but should he stay in?

DATS TWO MANE

NO NO NO DON'T SEND HIM OUT ROBERTS

>>149569309
Dave's gonna let him go for it, then pull once it's done. It'll be nice.

>>149569309
No. Pull him before he blows his shoulder and never gets to 3K. Let him get it in Milwaukee

>>149568970
>tripfag is a retard
many such cases

Give him one more inning

>>149569318
>>149569327
>>149569336
>>149569339
The duality of fan

He needs to protect Kershaw from himself. If he blows his shoulder he’s not coming back.

hey whitey, post a pic of your hot dog

Kershaw is actually shit lmao, you couldn't get 3 Ks versus the fucking White Sox? They're the 11th worst at striking out

roberts is absolutely letting kersh have the 6th

nobody in the pen now
he's coming out for the 3rd

>pacos asking for BWC pics in the genny

kek

LET'S DO THIS

>>149569355
>gets the 3000 right when he wrecks his shoulder for good
kino...

>>149569396
I mean that was the sole reason he hasn't retired yet right?

Based Hyeseong Kim

posting in a dodger thread after the poodres lose is like winning the world series to poodrepacos lol

the comet :)

SURE WOULD BE NICE IF OHTANI HOMERED HERE TO EVEN THE SCORE
>it won't happen
If Ohtani homers I will eat my shit

shohei goes yard here

Ohtani's walk up song is so gay

Are there even any white sox fans on /sp/ anymore?

>>149569439
What even is it?

hoping for the gidp so we can get back to the real action

>>149569440
it's me the pope lol

>>149569446
Some Michael Buble song

Doyerpacos what’s happening?

>>149569440
There’s that one that posts Sailor Mars wearing a Sox hat

he's too fucking fast

>>149569430
No you won't. Your father would but you're a pussy

h-he's fast!

he’s a fast guy

I thought ohtani was good?

>>149569471
I won't because Ohtani, as expected, did jack shit

>>149569479
For you

>>149569479
for you

a mookie slaps brings Kim home

>>149569440
that one guy who used to post probably killed himself by now

>>149569492
dookie butts kek

>>149569509
kek based
pig roach btfo again

DOYAS

Dodgers need to sell at the deadline, there's no chance they'll win it all with a geriatric Kershaw pitching lmao

You all think Ohtani will do anything on Holotranny night?

Imagine losing to the white Sox in 2025

>>149569531
he'll give up a grand slam and go 0-5

Looks like Sox got the memo

>>149569531
dunno but I got my tickets.

>>149569531
Yeah ur mum lel

Never stop believing

Roberts is always chewing on some shit like a fat slob

>automatic ball --> gives up double
See you in the Cheese State

MUNCY DOWN

MUNCY DOWN

ITS SO FUCKING OVER

>>149569527
the expectation (or at least the hope) is that snell and glasnow will be back

muncybros.... :(

lmao get caught stealing to prevent the k good thinking

MUNCY DOWN

fucking double kill

fat...

dirty slide into 3rd, whoever is relieving better throw it straight at that nigger's head the next time hes at the plate.

What happened I don't have the stream open
Where is Muncy hurt?

Shit fuck fucking shit damn it

>>149569604
Knee

FUUUUUUUCK

>Muncy ded
It's OVER

Get fucked dodgers

Another one bites the dust and another one

THE KNEE GOES THE OPPOSITE WAY

Gay ass broadcast won't show a replay, someone webm it

that funky fuckedknee

He’s out for the season. He can’t even walk down the steps.

He's not letting go of that ball

>inflate ticket prices threefold for HISTORY
>haha JK not happening today, next time for sure though
>inflate next ticket prices fivefold
jews never lose

>>149569614
Well that's that then. gg Max

Oh, no MUNCY

>knee goes the opposite way
HE'S GONE

i blame the new doyer tripfag for this shitfest

kershaw's arrogance has cost the doyers greatly...

that shit reminded me of muncy's injury in the last game of the 2021 regular season
fug

say hello to the second place dodgers

I got mlb.tv so I can rewatch it

GOT HEEEEEEM

Show the replay

Haha FUCK the dodgers

KKKershaw
HE'S DONE IT

MUNCY DIED FOR THIS
MUNCY DIED FOR THIS
MUNCY DIED FOR THIS

why are they celebrating when the team is still losing?

3KERSHAW

WE DID IT KERSHAWBROS

fuck OFF kershaw you killed muncy

>Kershaw actually got 3K
>it cost them Muncy, the game, and possibly the postseason

>>149569636
embarrassing post

>>149569678
dodger mentality, they cheer for clear fly outs

DATS IT MANE

witnessed

>>149569636
jews lose!

He did it, but at what cost

3,000 is legitimately insane.

>>149569656
Webm it

>guy destroys his knee
>teammates throw a celebration right after
read the fucking room

Congratulations, Kershaw

What part of Japan/Mexico are you guys from?

can we see the replay now?

>>149569692
kek

>>149569704
>>149569700
>>149569686
>>149569675
shut up

Congrats Doyers
Kino way to get 3rd K

>>149569704
this desu, suck his dick after the game not now

Muncy in the locker room crying his eyes out at his backwards knee while the whole stadium cheers.

Bravo Kersh.

A legend in the game.

>>149569731
>>149569732
Do you honestly think Muncy wouldn't want people to celebrate this?

KERGOAT

shouldnt this be a pitch clock violation by now?

He did it. He fucking did it

>>149569742
probably already stuffin his face lmao

>>149569742
listen to this retarded music, shit's over the top

>>149569742
That's not what i said faggot. It's just funny the duality

>>149569703
On it but let me enjoy kershs 3000

>>149569742
the people better celebrate now because without muncy the dodgers aren't winning the world series

Do they know there's still a baseball game going on?

>>149569771
Did you mean dichotomy? Open a book.

>I'll give you $3,000 if you strike out
>done
white sox have no shame

It’s a torn acl

>>149569802
I mean, it IS what they're most famous for

>>149569797
i dont care

>>149569794
yes and they're about to win it

have they shown the replay of muncy

PIMPING A FLY OUT
PIMPING A FLY OUT
PIMPING A FLY OUT

faggot ass nelson overreacting to a fly out

Muncy will be ok. Rub some dirt on it and a couple cheeseburgers he will be back in the lineup

>kike in muncy's spot
pain

>>149569727
not an ass to be found in this photo

that busted muncy

>>149569834
no sportsnet are pussies

White Sox shameless. They kill Muncy, they hit Willy, and try futility to stop Kershaw. For shame.

They're not gonna bring anyone home are they

Haven’t made a webm in a long time. What site you use?

>strikes out
i hate kike so much

Dodgers fan and baseball fan in general since about 2 months ago just wanted to say I’m so glad I got to be a part of this magical moment it has been an honor watching Kershaw pitch these last 2 months

>>149569869
no sir, this is an L

>cumfarto
party over

>>149569876
based newfriend :) #BaseballIsForEveryone

Now is the time, Comforto. Just as we planned.

ACL

>>149569916
That’s what I’m thinking

>Muncy was hurt so horrifically they can't even show the replay
Grim

>>149569865
ChiCongo is a hell hole. Can't wait for the Yellowstone caldera to blow and take the entire midwest with it.

muncy's injury >>149569956

dodgers announcers whistling pass the graveyard

muncy :(

>>149570001
>making a webm while at the stadium
i fucking kneel

>>149570001
>that dindu staying on the ground and acting like he's injured too

Hope they lynch that stupid nigger for injuring Muncy

singletani

Muncy is gonna be out for the season, isn't he.

Clutchtani

That was a loud thwack but the ball didn't fly very much
Anyway here's Mookie the automatic out, gg Sox

>>149569854
That's the appeal

>>149570195
It was honestly a matter of time before that knee gave out supporting his weight

>>149570098
rude

>shit season
>get new glasses
>start doing great
>ruined by a darkness

>>149570248
>HA HA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FAT ASS CRACKA

>>149570248
the fundie reaction in the background is the real KEK

cursed game
>kershaw gets to 3k
>muncy gets a season ending injury

>>149570248
ALL FUCKING NIGGERS MUST FUCKING HANG

He’s 35 years old. It’s probably career ending

>>149570270
Wtf is a fundie you schizo?

>>149570336
don't reply to baskinfag

>>149570336
u nu?

>>149570336
poodrepaco's idea of an insult is to call the Dodgers a "trust fund team"
That's it, that's the joke

"left knee pain" no shit

How are the Dodgers going to win this one in walk off fashion?

>>149570499
clayton kershaw walk off three run homerun :)

klein? hasidic jew?

wtf is this ginger on the mound

>>149570499
eggman walks, Kim singles to shallow left center, dingertani...
check em

expecting roberts to stick with the knee pain lie in his post game presser and by morning tomorrow we'll learn muncy is out for the year

>>149570588
I wish I could muster the energy to be mad, but I can't. It's just a shame.

>>149570588
he always undersells the severity of injuries. no idea why

where is this "knee pain" story coming from

>>149570652
kristen watson, dodger eye candy reporter

>>149570652
As in the actual source? Dodgers official twitter page and broadcast have it. As for the bullshit. It's season ending and they don't want to further kill the vibe.

>>149570679
isn't she 50?

Doggies don't give up

>>149570702
foot on bag

>>149570736
cringe

>>149570752
based

dubs and ohtani hits a game tying home run

>>149569378
no ketchup on hot dogs

yay!

>>149570767
digits and he strikes out to end the ball game

dubs and ohtani hits a game winning home run

>>149570800
>>149570767
>trying again
pathetic

how will this impact the seattle mariner's legacy

Time for >RISP

>>149570805
if 7 this guy likes penis in his butt

>>149570800
check but cancelled by >>149570811

>>149570736
based

Happening

oh baby

It's currently 1:54 PM in Tokyo. The entire nation of Japan demands a walk off home run.

triple playtani

Gg Doyers

Daily Reminder: Ohtani's 40-40 homer was a grand slam

kristen watson just reported president kennedy is suffering from a debilitating migraine

head case mookie coming up. who could ask for more?

GAME'S NOT OVER YET! OHTANI NEEDS TO STEAL AND AVOID THE DOUBLE PLAY

sacfly :)

WE'VE GOT EXTRAS

MOOKIE SAC :)

Do it for Max ;__;

How did he not hit a grand slam there, it was dead center in the zone. And he had it. Jesus christ
Every day I hate Ohtani a little more

Get that run!

STEALTANI

stealtani

Ohtani really got fatter and slower

>>149570999
too much in n out

>>149570999
probably roiding

F R E D D I E
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W A S
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R E A D Y
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gg shitcago fans, i hope your nigger that took out muncy takes a fastball to the head

>>149570999
TOO MUCH IN-N-OUT

Really stayed up till midnight to watch another White Sox choke job

>>149567883 (OP)
Looks like another perfect day...
I love LA!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4&t=49s

with an ACL tear you get free onion rings at jack in the box

dodgers just make it so fun
good game, sox

We gonna kill this thread or let it fade into obscurity?

>>149571119
>We gonna kill this thread or let it fade into obscurity?
Clayton Kershaw

>>149571119
back to the genny. they need us now more than ever

>>149570881
hahaha

>enter thread
*farts
>leaves thread

>>149571686
KEK!

>>149570999
hw was visibly fatter in the last season doe

>>149571686
Doggies do what they want