Come witness history being made
HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Dodgers!
Clayton Kershaw and the DOYERS make history today!
Gonna need a sticky for this
Iโm here to take it up the ASS and watch the dodgers!!
He only needs 3 strikeouts, right?
Single Digits = Inning he gets 3k
Imagine the White Sox just get weak grounders and fly outs all game and he doesn't get a single strikeout
>>149567958That is right, my child.
>>149567970:|
>doyer gamethreadbased
>>149567970>inning zerouhhh bros?
>Inb4 Kershaw doesn't get it
>>149567970sorry bros he's not getting it tonight
>>149568010Pages has low IQ (prone to rage fits), poor defense, judgement, and base running acumen but strong bat and throw.
Stinkee Stankees
*clap clap clap clap clap*
He's really not going to get it is he?
ughh I can't take this anymore
get a fookin strike!!
>>149568071stfu faggot no one cares
>yfw not only does Kershaw not get it tonight, he gives up a bunch of runs and loses the game
>kershaw too washed to even get a couple Ks
everybody cares doyerchads
I'm not a fan of either team, but it'd be kinda cool to be someone's 3000th strikeout right? Like i might try to have that happen to me so that people remember me by association when they look it up on youtube years later
>doyers fags tell me to watch the game
>kershit is shitting it up
>>149568170it's part of the drama
Ah, so Conforto is playing LF today.
Watch it's a 1 2 3 inning for kersh next.
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Iโm just here to wear my moms PANTIES and fuck my DAD!
I thought you guys didn't like Conforto? That was a nice play
>>149568211He's good defensively but an automatic out offensively
>>149568244>He's good defensivelydebatable
>>149568211Conforto makes solid contact (hits it pretty hard) and plays defense with 100% effort so he's all right. I maintain he's just very unlucky on where the ball lands so he's better than his stats show.
>spam kershit all day
>gives up runs in the 1st
last month conforto is a dodger
Take Mookie out of the lineup or force him to get on the keto diet.
>>149568263>he doesn't know the difference between a run and runsSad
>>149568296he should focus more on his game than his shitty podcast
imagine he blows his ucl trying to get the third strike out
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that was crushed
What is the Dodgers hit celebration even supposed to be?
god DAMN this will smith guy is good.
>>149568350it started out as the fusion dance, i dont even really know what the eye thing is. honestly though, i hate all hit celebrations. mlb needs to reinstate beaning for that type of nancy shit.
As a non-doyerfan Freddie is my favorite Dodger
>>149568375>i dont even really know what the eye thing isIt's from a perfume ad Shohei Ohtani did. They were making fun of him and turned it into a celebration because of how goofy it is.
>>149568367>cuck>Iโm a dodgers hatadds up tbqh
Kershaw is tight. This can go south fast unfortunately :(
>Total Doyer Death incoming
>>149568393>>I'm a dodgers hatNo way?
>>149568411I think you prefer if they don't swing
>>149568409These plastic gooks look more or more repulsive over time
White Sox this is your world series. You win the WS if you prevent Kershaw from getting 3,000. That's it.
Heโs not getting it today
He wants it too much, he's hunting it and it's hurting him.
>>149568393>I'm a dodgers hatWhat do you normally eat
>>149568409Literally flat
We take three up and three down though
what are we eating tonight doyerbros
nice, just avoid the ks my sox
>>149568409holy fuck she's ugly
White Sox Manager probably unironically told them to avoid striking out at all costs
Nothing wrong with a 123 inning
>>149568409Those are Dodger fans
did you guys know that clayton kershaw is just 3 strikeouts away from 3000
>>149568472I got a 2 plate and they were late so they gave me an extra entree on the house. Still got half of it in my fridge.
>>149568479There is absolutely something wrong with it. If the Dodgers lose this game 20-0 it will have been worth it for Kersh to get his 3000th you faggot
>Father forgive them for they not know what they do.
HOME RUNS FOR EVERYONE*
*except pig roach
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>Shaw getting run support
>Yoshi got run support last night
A WHOLE NEW BLUE
>>149568472BBQ chicken pizza
why the FUCK doesn't Pages do the wiggly dance
Um i think it's pronounced Pay-jess
This is one of those home run or nothing games isn't it
>>149568559RIP Pay Less I used to rock cheap shoes in elementary school
Is that 3000 ks adjusted for inflation?
>>149568602When they were shutting down i bought so many shoes during their going out of buisness sale
>>149568602>he doesnโt own a macbook
>your family is so poor you buy your shoes at pay-less
>oh yeah? Your momma is so stupid she shops at pay-more
>>149568602fuckin same here, i convinced my parents to get me a nice pair of vans when i was like 10 but was so scared of fucking them up i ran around in my cheap ass payless slip ons all the time and only wore the vans like 3x before i grew out of them. my parents were pissed.
I used to have a pay-less near me
get a strikeout kerdipshit
>>149568618>2025>not building your own PCngmi
Sox are gonna swing at everything
>yfw he gets 2Ks and then Dave pulls him
>he doesnโt have forty macbooks built by slaves he imported himself
>>149568670this. itll be after the 5th. chisox will get 2 more runs and he'll be at 83 pitches.
>came for 3000
>got Multiple Entries
alright time for the offense to run up the score
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make the call to the umpchads, we're going to need help getting to 3,000
Thanks Miggy, still a Dodger at heart
Okay /mlb/ letโs say your team breaks the record for most errors in a game, you cheering or booing?
my Shite Sox got a gamethread?
did you guys know that clayton kershaw is just 3 strikeouts away from 3000
FINALLY A STRIKEOUT
Kershaw
Just woke up doyeramigos, howโs it going? Surely Kersh has multiple entries in the strikeout column??
Okay except for the whipping and chains and stuff, you gotta admit slavery isnโt that bad of a gig for the slave
You can put it on the boarddddd YES
>NOT SO FAST
umpchads, we can't let them forget who really runs this shit
Vargas is a good guy, he read the mood at Dodger Stadium.
>all those people who paid extra just to watch kershaw shit himself
kek
>>149568683>2025>not having a SkyNet army or robots doing your biddingngmi
can't tell from where i am, how is blue behind the plate doing? there were just booing the shit out of him
Can't he just pitch normally? The Ks will come naturally
headline tomorrow -- kershaw gets 3000, dodgers lose 10-2
>>149568793Yeah I see you with the pride flag
It's gonna take Kershaw 3 games to get 3 strikeouts
>>149568839i think you can leave now homie, he's not going longer than 4 and he's not getting 2 more ks tonight
>>149568818ABSOLUTELY BTFO
kershbros... he's playing the whitesox.... surely he can get two more strikeouts against them right?
Doyers crashed all the streams
>>149568818Doyermaricons kek
pig roach is fucking embarrassing lmao
>>149568887>>149568919rip
try vipbox if you weren't using that
>>149568837>>149568849>>149568859>>149568881>>149568898>if i samefag enough, people might think I'm funny!pathetic lol
>>149568866It will if the team is determined not to get 3Ked
>>149568970Put your trip back on homo
>>149568970you forgot your trip, bitch
>they sent Kershaw back to the mound
NOT TONIGHT OLDTIMER
>>149569021chadres own ya oooh they pwn ya
did those fans really think that was a strike? kek
>>149569038Handsome coach for the Saudi Arabian soccer team
what kind of name is oral?
poodres must have lost kek
None of the White Sox want to be immortalized in the video clip where he actually clinches the 3000
i've never seen so many people groan because a pitcher got a flyout instead of a strikeout
can't blame them honestly
Heโs not getting it tonight. Heโs in too deep.
He's got 3 more tries tonight
>>149569168According to the broadcast Roberts adjust if it seems within reach (say he gets one K next inning he'll probably stay in for one more)
So Kershaw is probably out of the hall now right? This is embarrassing
>>149569168I would pull him now, keep it close.
yeah its ogre
he'll get it in milwaukee because there won't be much pressure on the road
>ump trying to help
kekaroo
>>149569267>kekaroo>>>/gbfg/
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He wonโt get it in front of the fans. But we need to make sure he still has the shoulder to get it.
One more to go but should he stay in?
NO NO NO DON'T SEND HIM OUT ROBERTS
>>149569309Dave's gonna let him go for it, then pull once it's done. It'll be nice.
>>149569309No. Pull him before he blows his shoulder and never gets to 3K. Let him get it in Milwaukee
>>149568970>tripfag is a retard many such cases
He needs to protect Kershaw from himself. If he blows his shoulder heโs not coming back.
hey whitey, post a pic of your hot dog
Kershaw is actually shit lmao, you couldn't get 3 Ks versus the fucking White Sox? They're the 11th worst at striking out
roberts is absolutely letting kersh have the 6th
nobody in the pen now
he's coming out for the 3rd
>pacos asking for BWC pics in the genny
kek
>>149569355>gets the 3000 right when he wrecks his shoulder for goodkino...
>Rojas was playing 3B when Kershaw got a no hitter more than a decade ago
>>149569396I mean that was the sole reason he hasn't retired yet right?
posting in a dodger thread after the poodres lose is like winning the world series to poodrepacos lol
SURE WOULD BE NICE IF OHTANI HOMERED HERE TO EVEN THE SCORE
>it won't happen
If Ohtani homers I will eat my shit
Ohtani's walk up song is so gay
Are there even any white sox fans on /sp/ anymore?
>>149569439What even is it?
hoping for the gidp so we can get back to the real action
>>149569440it's me the pope lol
>>149569446Some Michael Buble song
Doyerpacos whatโs happening?
>>149569440Thereโs that one that posts Sailor Mars wearing a Sox hat
>>149569430No you won't. Your father would but you're a pussy
I thought ohtani was good?
>>149569471I won't because Ohtani, as expected, did jack shit
a mookie slaps brings Kim home
>>149569440that one guy who used to post probably killed himself by now
>5ch calling him a fat useless pig again
>>149569492dookie butts kek
>>149569509kek based
pig roach btfo again
Dodgers need to sell at the deadline, there's no chance they'll win it all with a geriatric Kershaw pitching lmao
You all think Ohtani will do anything on Holotranny night?
Imagine losing to the white Sox in 2025
>>149569531he'll give up a grand slam and go 0-5
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Looks like Sox got the memo
>>149569531dunno but I got my tickets.
>>149569531Yeah ur mum lel
Roberts is always chewing on some shit like a fat slob
>automatic ball --> gives up double
See you in the Cheese State
>>149569527the expectation (or at least the hope) is that snell and glasnow will be back
lmao get caught stealing to prevent the k good thinking
dirty slide into 3rd, whoever is relieving better throw it straight at that nigger's head the next time hes at the plate.
What happened I don't have the stream open
Where is Muncy hurt?
Shit fuck fucking shit damn it
Get fucked dodgers
Another one bites the dust and another one
THE KNEE GOES THE OPPOSITE WAY
Gay ass broadcast won't show a replay, someone webm it
Heโs out for the season. He canโt even walk down the steps.
He's not letting go of that ball
>inflate ticket prices threefold for HISTORY
>haha JK not happening today, next time for sure though
>inflate next ticket prices fivefold
jews never lose
>>149569614Well that's that then. gg Max
>knee goes the opposite way
HE'S GONE
i blame the new doyer tripfag for this shitfest
kershaw's arrogance has cost the doyers greatly...
that shit reminded me of muncy's injury in the last game of the 2021 regular season
fug
say hello to the second place dodgers
I got mlb.tv so I can rewatch it
MUNCY DIED FOR THIS
MUNCY DIED FOR THIS
MUNCY DIED FOR THIS
why are they celebrating when the team is still losing?
3KERSHAW
WE DID IT KERSHAWBROS
fuck OFF kershaw you killed muncy
>Kershaw actually got 3K
>it cost them Muncy, the game, and possibly the postseason
>>149569636embarrassing post
>>149569678dodger mentality, they cheer for clear fly outs
He did it, but at what cost
3,000 is legitimately insane.
>guy destroys his knee
>teammates throw a celebration right after
read the fucking room
What part of Japan/Mexico are you guys from?
can we see the replay now?
Congrats Doyers
Kino way to get 3rd K
>>149569704this desu, suck his dick after the game not now
Muncy in the locker room crying his eyes out at his backwards knee while the whole stadium cheers.
Bravo Kersh.
A legend in the game.
>>149569731>>149569732Do you honestly think Muncy wouldn't want people to celebrate this?
shouldnt this be a pitch clock violation by now?
He did it. He fucking did it
>>149569742probably already stuffin his face lmao
>>149569742listen to this retarded music, shit's over the top
>no austin barnes to catch his 3k strikeout
>>149569742That's not what i said faggot. It's just funny the duality
>>149569703On it but let me enjoy kershs 3000
>>149569742the people better celebrate now because without muncy the dodgers aren't winning the world series
Do they know there's still a baseball game going on?
>>149569771Did you mean dichotomy? Open a book.
>I'll give you $3,000 if you strike out
>done
white sox have no shame
>>149569802I mean, it IS what they're most famous for
>>149569794yes and they're about to win it
have they shown the replay of muncy
PIMPING A FLY OUT
PIMPING A FLY OUT
PIMPING A FLY OUT
faggot ass nelson overreacting to a fly out
Muncy will be ok. Rub some dirt on it and a couple cheeseburgers he will be back in the lineup
>kike in muncy's spot
pain
>>149569727not an ass to be found in this photo
>>149569834no sportsnet are pussies
White Sox shameless. They kill Muncy, they hit Willy, and try futility to stop Kershaw. For shame.
They're not gonna bring anyone home are they
Havenโt made a webm in a long time. What site you use?
>strikes out
i hate kike so much
Dodgers fan and baseball fan in general since about 2 months ago just wanted to say Iโm so glad I got to be a part of this magical moment it has been an honor watching Kershaw pitch these last 2 months
>>149569869no sir, this is an L
>>149569876based newfriend :) #BaseballIsForEveryone
Now is the time, Comforto. Just as we planned.
>>149569916Thatโs what Iโm thinking
>Muncy was hurt so horrifically they can't even show the replay
Grim
>>149569865ChiCongo is a hell hole. Can't wait for the Yellowstone caldera to blow and take the entire midwest with it.
muncy's injury
>>149569956
dodgers announcers whistling pass the graveyard
>>149570001>making a webm while at the stadiumi fucking kneel
>>149570001>that dindu staying on the ground and acting like he's injured too
Hope they lynch that stupid nigger for injuring Muncy
Muncy is gonna be out for the season, isn't he.
That was a loud thwack but the ball didn't fly very much
Anyway here's Mookie the automatic out, gg Sox
>>149569854That's the appeal
>>149570195It was honestly a matter of time before that knee gave out supporting his weight
>shit season
>get new glasses
>start doing great
>ruined by a darkness
>>149570248>HA HA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FAT ASS CRACKA
>>149570248the fundie reaction in the background is the real KEK
cursed game
>kershaw gets to 3k
>muncy gets a season ending injury
>>149570248ALL FUCKING NIGGERS MUST FUCKING HANG
Heโs 35 years old. Itโs probably career ending
>>149570270Wtf is a fundie you schizo?
>>149570336don't reply to baskinfag
>>149570336poodrepaco's idea of an insult is to call the Dodgers a "trust fund team"
That's it, that's the joke
How are the Dodgers going to win this one in walk off fashion?
>>149570499clayton kershaw walk off three run homerun :)
wtf is this ginger on the mound
>>149570499eggman walks, Kim singles to shallow left center, dingertani...
check em
expecting roberts to stick with the knee pain lie in his post game presser and by morning tomorrow we'll learn muncy is out for the year
>>149570588I wish I could muster the energy to be mad, but I can't. It's just a shame.
>>149570588he always undersells the severity of injuries. no idea why
where is this "knee pain" story coming from
>>149570652kristen watson, dodger eye candy reporter
>>149570652As in the actual source? Dodgers official twitter page and broadcast have it. As for the bullshit. It's season ending and they don't want to further kill the vibe.
dubs and ohtani hits a game tying home run
>>149569378no ketchup on hot dogs
>>149570767digits and he strikes out to end the ball game
dubs and ohtani hits a game winning home run
how will this impact the seattle mariner's legacy
>>149570805if 7 this guy likes penis in his butt
>>149570800check but cancelled by
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It's currently 1:54 PM in Tokyo. The entire nation of Japan demands a walk off home run.
Daily Reminder: Ohtani's 40-40 homer was a grand slam
kristen watson just reported president kennedy is suffering from a debilitating migraine
head case mookie coming up. who could ask for more?
GAME'S NOT OVER YET! OHTANI NEEDS TO STEAL AND AVOID THE DOUBLE PLAY
How did he not hit a grand slam there, it was dead center in the zone. And he had it. Jesus christ
Every day I hate Ohtani a little more
Ohtani really got fatter and slower
>>149570999too much in n out
>>149570999probably roiding
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gg shitcago fans, i hope your nigger that took out muncy takes a fastball to the head
>>149570999TOO MUCH IN-N-OUT
Really stayed up till midnight to watch another White Sox choke job
>>149567883 (OP)Looks like another perfect day...
I love LA!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4&t=49s
with an ACL tear you get free onion rings at jack in the box
dodgers just make it so fun
good game, sox
We gonna kill this thread or let it fade into obscurity?
>>149571119>We gonna kill this thread or let it fade into obscurity?Clayton Kershaw
>>149571119back to the genny. they need us now more than ever
>enter thread
*farts
>leaves thread
>>149570999hw was visibly fatter in the last season doe
>>149571686Doggies do what they want