Thread 149568000

Previous >>149566232

Mariners fucking suck.

back when baseball was played by men

>>149568000 (OP)
Doyers

doyers

Jays

>>149568006
This is the Kershaw everyone will remember

1 more out 9/11 bros...

>>149568006
fatt adams

I think that Kershaw should rape my ASS and bust inside!

go go go

Clayton Kershaw

not watching the mainers tonight

>>149568022
still better than madison "DFAd by the sneks" BUMgarner

Angels

GG Yankees, fun game today

stinkees lose
>9/11
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stinkees lose
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stinkees lose
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stinkees lose
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stinkees lose
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stinkees lose
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stinkees lose
>9/11

I’m here to get FUCKED in my ASS by EVERYONE

Clamtown Scrimshaw

Jays just wanted to adjust their run differential

hahahhahahahahahahaha

JAYZ

JAYS WIN JAYS WIN JAYS WIN

lets go white sox beat the doyers

>>149568065
feels 2015 mane

Sox Triple!

Thats vulturing a save right? I dun remember term.>>149568066
Grats byrb frens

9/11 kek

Nerves are getting to him, don't blame him either.

>>149568051
kek!

classic kershit

At least I live in New York and not in a commie shithole like canada

Calling the game there. Thats a White Sox winner 1-0.

KERSHAW LMAO

>>149568065
>me so Tornyy!
>me tb yo bos bal

>>149568106
Pope -> Kershaw owo

>>149568105
hahaha oh no oh no

Kershaw bros...

Cmon Kersh

Cubbies and Wagon Burners slugging it out like it’s 1831

>>149568105
oh boy, someone hasn't been reading the post

https://youtu.be/LfhMpveeXjI?si=g0qhvuGEH_JgvYTc
>10 minutes long

>kershit
i knew this would happen

>>149568045
Smart choice.

hehehe i'm here for the kershaw pulled on 2999 inevitability

how even

>>149568157
>missing snek kino

gg, yankees

Will pig roach stat pad in this game too?

Andrew Benintendi to get on base but his batting average suggests otherwise

Cam on Sox score sum fakin runs

>>149568162
To bee fair royals have been pretty ass lately not as bad as lolmets but bad

Clayton Kershaw

absolutely bailed the fuck out

confortoapologyform.jpg

I swear to god the Sox get robbed by great OF play more then any team.

>>149568191
They're winning this series.

>>149568195
Jays wanted to keep their run diff low

kek kershaw was shitting himself

conforto i kneel.....

osama bin schneider

Explain in two words or less why the Allstar game is important?

kershaw not getting it tonight

not looking good for kershaw tonight

post season kersh in full form

the ld man is gassed...LETS GO WHITE SOX

>>149568215
looks good on a baseball card when you are dead

>>149568215
It’s fun.

Hacksaw Jim Kershaw

>>149568202
*-*; I know that feel fren, luckily Bawston lost theirs today too.

>>149568215
Clayton Kershaw

ANOTHER injury on a hit by pitch

>>149568229
that’s more than two words

>>149568232
I’ll allow it

>>149568251
cheaters justice

>>149568251
Manfraud doesn't want us to win. Luckily we've got Hummel and Guillimore, and uh Trammel?

Tuve makes him pay

>>149568272
cute!

>>149568251
>ANOTHER rib shot

>>149568272
somebody left her in the oven too long

>run differential only drops -2 today
Really tells a story.

>>149568278
Guillimore is on the IL now as of today, our injury call up are injured now

music: mario bros underground theme

mariners mariners mariners
mariners mariners mariners
mariners mariners mariners
mariners mariners mariners
we dont like dogs and drink coffee with IPA beers while we watch the game

Doyers gamethread/Kershaw 3000th strikeout thread

>>149567883
>>149567883
>>149567883

>>149567883

>>149568298
heh

>>149568215
I generally ignore it but tune in when it starts and generally enjoy it. Last thing I actively remember happening in a game was Ichiro hitting an inside the park home run in SF.

>>149568313
oh come on she's cuter than zandeya

Clayton Kershaw

wow if only doyerpacos spammed kershaw's name more today maybe this wouldn't have happened!

BIG DICK WILLIE

BIG DICK WILLIE

>>149568326
Not happened; happening!
BIG DICK WILLIE

>>149568300
Kyute pupper :@ name?

>logan at 50 pitches through 2.1
Marinersbros...

>>149568326
>seething poodrefag trying to talk tough after getting gaped by the phillies
And you were probably the one spamming to false flag. Eat yourself

>>149568326
Clayton Kershaw
Will Smith

we just witnessed an absolute Jays classic. I don't think there's going to be a regular season game from this season as memorable as this, barring potential no hitters or club record blowouts of course.

jp doubleford :)

psure the red sox knew every pitch we were throwing that series

fucking useless

>>149568306
DONT CARE

Ggs Texas >-<; Eovoldi still wrecks us too bad he cant bee in NL.

Clayton Kershaw

Mets got their annual win against the Brewers

Is Julio still supposed to be out franchise guy?

>>149568065
go jays!

>>149568405
Nope it's cal.

>>149568404
Mad since October 3rd lmao

It's their World Series.

>>149568413
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>149568388
why do marinersfags complain so much? sure you never make the playoffs but it's not like you're the white sox or rockies losing 100 for the forseeable future with no hope

>>149568065
Go blue birbs! -though I like orange and red too

I hope the dodgers win but kershaw finishes 1 strikeout short of 3k just to troll the crowd and organization. you just know they made some video to play once he gets it.

>>149568435
SInce we have the talent to do so and they blow it

>>149568413
t. lives 180km from Seattle and 4200km from Toronto

>>149568361
The fat pig got bailed out big time so not a feel good game for me.

>>149568435
You wouldn't get it.

>>149568443
next start is in Milwaukee where he picked up his 2000th K.

>>149568427
c o p e

attaboy Brad

>>149568427
And you'd be gloating and calling us irrelevant if we didn't win the series you clown. Eat shit.

STOP PUTTING BALLS INTO PLAY, WHITE SOX!

>>149568361
>>149568413
Lmao, ok enjoy it. You'll be losing it on monday

>>149568471
Go to your containment thread you faggot

>>149568466
how fitting then

>>149568065
>>149568413
still a long way to go, but it feels nice coming back from 8.0 games down

>>149568443
same so I can start Clayton Kershaw posting even earlier next time

kersh should try striking some of these guys our

>>149568470
The blue jays are irrelevant tho that's why its funny. Nobody is scared of the blue jays in October.

>>149568424
Nightly reminder that the Mets are the first team to beat the Brewers in the playoffs and then miss the world series.

PAGES!

Clayton Kershaw

>>149568467
27 you stupid fucking....

JUST KIDDING HAHA THE STANKEES WILL NEVER GET 28

P A G E S
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>>149568463
True, but a win's a win in the end.

Why are Yaks fans such pathetic seething pant-shitting losers? Have some dignity and take the L. Quit embarrassing yourselves.

>>149568405
Julio has regressed annually cuz people know how to pitch him now. He has little trade value, contract is too big

through blood and bones

>>149568487
Who do you think you are?

>>149568427
>>149568470
At the end of the day, neither of your teams are going anywhere come October

ANDY P!

jintsbros base runners just don't respect our outfield arms, or anything else about us really

>>149568493
>coming back from 8.0 games down
please teach us your magical ways

>>149568522
based get

Nobody is scared of the blue jays in October.

Pacos are fighting each other already cause Kershit has no strikeouts yet kek

white sux more like

>>149568531
>Why are Yankeefags acting like Yankeefags?
This is what they do

you just know this ump cant wait to do the 3000K strikeout call

According to statcast, this went 439 feet. Are we all in agreement that statcast just makes shit up?

>>149568531
Your team is shit lol. You're the only one embarrassing yourself by posting a .5 game lead with an approximate run time of 32 hours about ten times. Nobody is scared of the blue jays in October.

kersh will get 2 k's in the top of the third

screencap this

what the actual fuck was that call goldy

>>149568515
>your team beat my team and sent them home but I won cause your team lost in the NLCS
uh you got me bro

>>149568593
never liked goldy much. fake loud voice shit
sims was better tbqfh

>>149568593
The Mets whole June 12, 2024-June 12, 2025 was a fluke. Maybe you can try having the hamburglar throw out the first pitch and see if he can make them not a joke again!

>>149568576
You sound like a broken record and it's gonna be even more broken when you're in 3rd place and out of a wildcard spot.

>>149568531
they're from new york
not the most pleasant people to begin with

Jasy fags are retarded kek

by far the funniest thing about it if Kershaw doesn't get 3000 tonight will be the faggot tripfag missing out on it

>>149568531
they have a demonic logo, it's only natural for them

It's only one run but it feels like these retards don't have it in them. I think I'll turn off the game.

We've entered another
>mariners are incapable of hitting a starting pitcher
stretch M'sbros. Break can't come soon enough

GET IT OVER THE PLATE JAGOFF

kershbros....i thought we would be celebrating by now

>>149568646
>christcuck
I knew you were retarded. Keep ousting yourself tho.

Clayton Kershaw

Clayton Edward Kershaw

kershawn't be getting 3000 tonight

>>149568621
>fluke
yea that’s the exact word you said right before the brewers lost the wildcard and went home on October 3rd 2024 lmao

>>149568661
strong demonic energy radiating from this post

He’s not getting it

>>149568604
>sims was better tbqfh
I will never forgive our retarded fans for hating sims so much he left. he was our best announcer since niehaus

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>kershit

>>149568661
strong euphoric energy radiating from this post

Clayton Kershit

kershit....

>>149568676
>demonic energy
Lmao what a little retard. I bet you're in a flyover.

that's what you GET you fucking homophobe

unc having a hard time against the sox

>>149568487
Sox fan?

>keeps throwing meatballs to get a strikeout
lmaoooooo

>>149568661
Shut up gaythiest

Clayton Kershaw :(

>>149568458
and?

>>149568701
Lillie is NOT a doyers cunt

Someone in the psychogang is interning for ESPN

2998!

>>149568661
It's outing retard.

Blow gays ain't it

>everyone shitting on the ump
KEK

>>149568687
sims had a great voice, likable dude, genuinely cared about the team yet mariners fans never liked him

this is my favorite mariners call of the last 30 years https://youtube.com/shorts/Tdryup169L0?si=HYc46Mrde0bJc63R

Clayton Kershaw

>>149568747
wtf is this real?

>>149568769
Yes they just hung it up tonight

>>149568744
take deez nutz for an outing in your mouth

>>149568747
kek'd

I guess the pope forbids it

Who is a guy who currently, or has played for your team that isn't a superstar, but was so gritty and all-out that you loved that motherfucker like he was Babe Ruth?

go Sneks

>>149568747
ackshually the Jays have led the division for 5 days in 2025.

>>149568065
>muh rings
>muh run differential

>>149568798
prime Chris Taylor

Fuck me come on

27 rings you fucking cucknadians

>>149568798
Ryan Freel for the Cincinnati Reds. There wasn't a ball he wouldn't dive for, a wall he wouldn't crash through, or a pitch he wouldn't lean into. He lacked talent and made up for it by playing 120% every single game. Took its toll on the ol' boy tho, he likely got CTE, and he blew his brains out a few years back.

>>149568838
He’s losing it.

Kershaw

maybe he's nervous tonight at home for some reason and it would've been easier on the road

>>149568838
How many do the jays even have?

>>149568838
yeah and the leafs have 13 cups kek

Clayton Kershaw

>>149568838
Shoo, jew

>>149568840
he was fun to root for and watch

>>149568840
damn

>>149568840
>Ryan Freel
Damn what a beast

>>149568823
>keeping count
Grim

My illegal stream just went down reeeeee

>>149568747
>When the Blue Jays win a ball game and pull within 7 games of the wild card.

>ball flies inches from his face
>starts grasping for his cross
kek

>yankees have not won a title in 16 years
>only 1 ring since the towers fell
>same number of titles as the anglels, rangers, nats, royals, cubs, marlins, white sox, and 2 fewer than the red sox
no wonder they're so insecure about rings and celebrate shit from 40 years before they were born lol

>>149568840
That was an inspirational read til the end there

>>149568915
mlbwebcast dot com has been pretty solid lately

27 rings. Kiss them you soon to be 51st state

>>149568798
Willie Bloomquist for Seattle. Utility guy who could play 7 positions. Every team needs a dude like that

cubsbros...

Jintsbros, I don't feel so good

>>149568915
or sports surge

>>149568954
i'm not a zoomer i just didn't watch much baseball as a kid

>>149568840
According to Wiki, he was the first MLB player to be diagnosed with CTE. He really played that hard.

>>149568907
we keep tallies in berdland

>>149568962
>t. Zoomgger

Clayton Kershaw

>>149568948
WE DID IT!!

>>149568840
he did get CTE

https://www.cnn.com/2013/12/15/health/baseball-ryan-freel-cte-suicide/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

For me, it's Kevin Pillar. He retired today. Put his body on the line for every ball in play as well, rose through the ranks with pure grit and determination. Hope he visits the RC so he can get a sendoff by Jays fans.

All these last games suck. I’m going to my AA meeting

freddie sirs...

Freddie :(

>>149568992
always reminded me of Freel. Eric Byrnes also played that way.

I worry I have CTE. I've busted my head open 3 times requiring stitches every time. I haven't really been the same since the first time I got knocked out a few years ago. Shit sucks man. RIP Ryan Freely.

>>149568992
superman <3

He fucking sucks.

>>149568840
his wiki is sad, but this bit is wild

>>149568992
This guy is a literal who to the baseball world.

>>149569009
he always has a 10 game stretch where he rakes then comes back to earth HARD

>>149568992
If Kiermaier got a big sendoff after only playing 1 season and a half for the Jays, Pillar should get a whole pre game celebration just for him.

>>149569027
He hasn't done shit since April.

>>149569023
schizo kino

[w] C U B B I E D U B B I E
gg guardians cya tmrw

>didn't give up the lead with bases loaded and 0 outs
Jintsbros, we would be worse than our hated rival Rockies if it wasn't for our bullpen

>>149569026
No, he isn't. You definitely are though.

All these faggot AL East teams think hiring former exposed cheatstros players is going to help them topple the giant.

>>149568950
Sup

kershit can't execute a strikeout pitch

[W]
gg guardians

yeah, no 3000 tonight

>>149569061
fucker's got the yips

>>149569061
>tf
>tp
what the fuck do you know about baseball you leaf faggot bitch

>>149568840
>>149568966
>>149569023
Damn :(

>>149568992
I like when he said FUCK YOU FAGGOT

>>149569034
>went 1/30 in June
didn't realize it was that bad
at least dan isn't playing him much

this was like the fourth Mets win in three weeks lol

>>149569077
little league is a pretty big deal here

>>149569061
sad
so many times he's had 2 strikes yet he can't get the strikeout pitch

Clayton Kershaw

>>149568996
mario if he real

Dodgers need to sell at the deadline, there's no chance they'll win it all with a geriatric Kershaw pitching lmao.

>4.1 IP
>72 P
>1 K

>>149569023
he was possessed by a demon

JP should make the all star team

>>149569102
Hail satan

>>149569023
He's a good reminder that destroying your body for any sport, is probably not worth it. There's nothing wrong with working a 9-5 if you don't possess other worldly athletic talents. He was talking to himself at 30 and put a pistol in his mouth at 36. Tragic.

>>149569117
lol did he really?

>Yaks fans are STILL salty, pissing and shitting their pinstriped pants

Sit down, be humble.

Julio up to bat in a clutch situation...uh-oh. I hope he can get a hit this time and not strike out on a slider.

>>149569110
Absolutely right.

>>149569114
Praise Jesus

Geriatric doyer legend

>>149569117
this should be it, but they'll probably still let him start the next inning

>>149568992
Didn't he bitch about the Rangers clubhouse?

>kersh's only K tonight was a charity K from vargas
t-thanks....

>>149569135
Hang the banner then kiss the rings syrup boi

Clayton Kersh---sigh

>>149569151
He bitched about the White Sox and shat on the team too

>>149569121
sounds like he was mentally unstable long before eating a bullet. baseball isn't hard on the brain like football or boxing

>>149569163
He knew what terrible teams looked like after playing for good ones for so long.

>>149569182
Maybe, but the CTE was confirmed after his family donated his brain for research. His shit was jumbled from playing like a madman on the baseball field. He was probably doing it from middle school on.

I hope Kevin gets a booth job somewhere, he's pretty good at talking about baseball.

it ain't lookin good bros

im gonna make some noodles, hopefully kershaw doesnt get 3K while I'm gone

Clayton Kershaw

What can I do to raise my wife's libido? She seems repulsed by me, which can't be possible naturally.

Jesus fucking Christ. Would it kill ESPN/SportsCenter to talk about baseball or anything other than basketball for more than 5 minutes a day?

>>149569224
They should trade this bum.

>>149569224
feels like a 1-0 loss dunnit

>>149569225
you're good lol

>>149569224
At least change this to show the nice weather we've been having.
I'm going to attend tomorrow and it's looking like the sun's gonna be out!

>>149569236
nope 24/7 coverage of niggerball is all you're getting

HOLY CRINGE THAT'S EMBARRASSING KEK

I think basketball SUCKS

>>149569241
the julio experiment is a failure but the moment he goes elsewhere he'll actually turn into a star :/ the former mariner buff

>>149569241
What sunglasses are those?

Astros win!!
ggs Rockies
The train keeps on rolling. We have a league leading 15 players on IL and somehow we have one of the best records in baseball. See yal tomorrow

>5.2 IP
>89 P
>1 K
>1 BB

>>149569279
go fuck your self to sleep faggot

2999

>>149569241
he's owed $20M for the next ten years and can't hit or lay off a slider

THANK YOU RANDY

2999!

>>149569124
nah, just said that it was going to be extended due to the circumstance. which means he's probably pitching the 6th

RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

RANDY ROCKET

All that just to get pulled by one away kek

>>149569305
Tacompton exile

What’s Clayton Kershaw’s skin color?

RRRRAAAAAAAAAAANNNNDDDYYYYYYY

>a mariners slupfest into manfraud innings
i've seen this one before

>>149569324
Cool truck mariners nation brother

Clayton Kershaw

>>149569330
he's definitely coming back out in the 6th. might not be a good idea though.

>>149569253
it has been nice out. i went to the beach for a bit today. i hope you have a good day out tomorrow anon and i hope our m's manage a W, i haven't been able to make a game in a little while here but I've got tickets for the Ichiro jersey night next month.

>>149569343
Thank you. I have the entire 1994 set and I've posted them in the general many times. One of the best gifts I ever received.

>>149569360
Ah yes, the mountain is out! Ichiro night is gonna be rad.

>>149569253
Seattle summer weather is absolutely perfect. If I was rich I'd have a summer house in Seattle

>>149569324
Faggot truck poster kill yourself

>>149569401
ignore this idiot, post all the trucks you want

>>149569324
Awesome truck poster love yourself

I like truck poster more than anyone who dislikes truck poster

I just realized Kim's walk-up song is some anime opening song. Yeah that's pretty based.

>>149569415
didn't your desk collapse? you ever fix that or are you sitting on the floor?

>>149569276
Everyone hits better after leaving Seattle. Julio could def be another Adam Jones if he got traded

>>149569401
Internalize this intellectual, delete your posts and never return

>>149569420
>250 dollar sunglasses
CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Clayton Kershaw

losing to the sox??
why doesn't ohtani give them the lead?

>>149569435
I think it's Rolling Star from Bleach. Because he's the "comet"

>>149569397
You can rent my house for the summer and I'll go live someplace much cheaper and retire.

>>149569415
There's Mets road-trippin bro. How's the season going?

>>149569433
>>149569412
Appreciate you, boys.

>>149569472
because he's a FRAUD

Kim is such a smooth runner

when's /mlb/ movie night I'm tryna watch kpop demom hunters

>>149569499
N-

>>149569397
it was certainly nice today. :)
>>149569383
i'm looking forward to it, going to have to get there pretty early for a jersey, the shoulder plush night was probably the wildest giveaway nights i've seen and i'm expecting an even more packed night.

and that's why lindor is YOUR starting shortstop

>>149569436
Just the keyboard tray and I fixed it

>>149569499
Watch good movies

>>149569499
WERE GONNA WATCH SANDLOT FOR THE WHOLE 24 HOURS!

>>149569525
Dookie kek

>>149569534
I just said I'm trying to watch kpop demon hunters with mleeb

>>149569475
Season was great until two weeks ago kek, Mets been stinkin lately. How’re you?

>>149569525
Lindor is pretty good but Reinsdorf would never pay for him, so ive liked what ive seen from Meidroth so far.

>>149569535
The Sandlot never gets old.

>>149569528
proud of u bro

>>149569475
good to see you truck bro

>muncy hurt
FUCK

MUNCY NOOOOOOOOOOO

MUNCY DEAD

Muncy ded

I think the Yankees suck

>>149569552
I'm doing okay. I've got a second job, so I'm not keeping up on baseball as much as I should. I went to a bunch of games earlier in the season, but need to get back to the stadium.

>>149569573
Thanks, dawg. Who's your team?

kek kek kek kek kek

White Sox just kinda bring that suffering with them. Its not personal.

Kek fuck the doyers

Umpie called that a ball? The fuck?

not good. just when he started getting going.

>>149569620
rude

my favorite pitcher

Hahahahha fuck that fat fuck Muncy
>funky muncy
More like fucked knee muncy

Torn MCL, lol

And kek at Dave Roberts keeping Kershaw in after that double just for muh kershaw milestone, this is the result

>down
fucking kek

>>149569601
M's. I already have this gift from your collection.
>>149569324

>>149569640
Hes going to strike out Capra, worst hitter in the league atm.

>lose the all star nomination to Machimpo
>get injured
Kwab

this midget veneco cheater is going into the hall

someone post a webm of the injury

Kershaw gonna start throwing at Sox batters.

>>149569677
look at dem numbers

MR. 3000!

Max muncy died

Kwab

Benny bats!

Actually mad. Sox could've avoided this but they had to keep that shitter Capra on the team for no reason.

dodgers going to finish second place because of kershaw's ego

>>149569651
The fuck is that? 5ch?

>>149569677
I love baseball history. Here's a truck for a huge, round, number.

Doyerpacos seething kek kek kek

congrats

Poodres' season is over. Schizoposting about the doyers is all poodrefags have left.

>>149569702
Somebody needs to get at those eyebrows.

>>149569699
look at that JUMBOTRON

KEK ROYALS

Congrats on a job done…

>>149569651
Christ the Japs are so fucking weird. They really did get buck buckbroken in '45...

>>149569651
>ERG on a jap VPN

>>149569734
There's something really soulless about this screen and the stadium overall

>>149569734
3000 Gawr Guras!

my los angeles doyers are making me tear up...

>>149569662
trannies are trying to look like Jeff bagwell now?

realistically, what would it take for the padres to be legit contenders for a world series ring?

Okay Dodgers now do the world a favor and give dead Muncy's roster spot to Greinke so he can get 3k too

Who the fuck scripted this game?

And who can the Dodgers call up?

fuck the White Sox

>>149569751
the hexagon screen is extremely soulful what are you talking about

Yeah Kersh. They wouldnt replay the Muncy injury

..............

Muncie out doyers season is over

Literal cum socks lmao

>>149569751
you're a soulless cuck

Why are they talking about this old guy, when does Ohtani pitch.

>>149569737
We have our own weirdos like that gay Swede

>>149569759
$1.5B

fat fuck more like Max Munchies

JULIO DID SOMETHING

>>149569745
Was my immediate thought, it’s someone from here kek.

The NL is back on the menu.

doyerbrowns trying to act like dodger stadium is some kind of national landmark lol. not even 100 years old you faggots. its a soulless park.

fuck yea julio

>>149569790
Saturday’s game, which is his birthday and Hololive night

thanks for doing fucking something. blessed on that one. divine intervention

Lets go Fredo

>>149569807
who ITT are you referring to

>>149569807
>mad
>at a stadium
kek you cucks seethe at anything related to the dodgers

White Sox trying to win some ballgames here and some 30 minute ego trip messed up Burke's rhythm. Respect the game.

RANDY SAC FLY!

>>149569734
what's this aspect ratio called?

>>149569825
its pretty obvious

>>149569830
Do you unironically clap like a seal and holler when Ken Jeong appears on the screen and has to ASK you to "make some noise"? lmfao

Doyerpacos thought it was gone

>>149569830
Uhhhh how new are you, the same four photos of citi field get posted here every day kek. Just sayin…

>>149569850
yep, mad

>>149569844
16:9

>>149569860
Too thick for playing. He must be the poorest baseball player.

>>149569777
trash cans did this

>The Seattle Mariners announced a first-of-its-kind (and last-minute) promotion for the July 3rd series finale vs Kansas City...it will be JULIOLIVE night at T-Mobile Park.
Lol what the fuck is this

>>149569871
>the score
kek

Where is the muncy webm?

>>149569891
never forget jake arrietta's 2015 second half

>>149569830
genuinely hate the stadium
love the players. can't stand all the noise. it's not even the fans. it's just music and whatever shit they pump out the speakers.

ACK Muncy

>>149569894
In progress right now

>>149569879
ICY
BRRRRRR

>>149569900
dodger stadium is the slopification of the baseball experience

wtf just happened it's like 2 different emotions just cancelled one another out and I just feel nauseous

>>149569807
>Why doesn't it have a retractable roof?! Why doesn't it have more venues so I can not watch the game while at the game?!

>>149569900
Honestly I agree, I just hate how /sp/ throws the term "soulless" at literally everything they don't like

Didn’t realize how bad Mookey has been this year

>>149569900
I used to find Dieter's organ charming but he needs to learn less is more sometimes

Conforto sleeper cell still working as planned.

cheers kersh shit talk and shit posting aside, cool feat to see

>>149569900
oh come on anon it's overrated but it's not that bad. been to 12 MLB parks and dodger stadium is 7th on my list

>Kershaw had to drag himself across the line to 3000 by striking out one of the worst hitters of all time.
Does it really count? Id still say hes on 2999.

STRIKEOUTS OR RECORDS OR STATISTICS OF ANY KIND DO NOT COUNT IF IT'S AGAINST THE SHITCAGO SHIT SOX
STRIKEOUTS OR RECORDS OR STATISTICS OF ANY KIND DO NOT COUNT IF IT'S AGAINST THE SHITCAGO SHIT SOXSTRIKEOUTS OR RECORDS OR STATISTICS OF ANY KIND DO NOT COUNT IF IT'S AGAINST THE SHITCAGO SHIT SOX
STRIKEOUTS OR RECORDS OR STATISTICS OF ANY KIND DO NOT COUNT IF IT'S AGAINST THE SHITCAGO SHIT SOX
STRIKEOUTS OR RECORDS OR STATISTICS OF ANY KIND DO NOT COUNT IF IT'S AGAINST THE SHITCAGO SHIT SO
STRIKEOUTS OR RECORDS OR STATISTICS OF ANY KIND DO NOT COUNT IF IT'S AGAINST THE SHITCAGO SHIT SOX

>>149569929
it's not bad it's just meh

>>149569929
dookie butts KEK

3000k is cool but it sucks people will only remember Kershaw as a massive choker

>>149569936
Citifield has better vibes tho. Dodger Stadium is just deafening and you might get killed by concrete debris. Lol

No (you) for you doyerbrown, just kys.

RIP Muncy, forgot they actually showed a replay

>>149569935
He might be one of the last pitchers to do it. They don't really let them go 9 anymore.

>>149569927
The real issue is rarely do people even argue for what they think is better or why, simply why what you think is wrong. What is your park? Your team? They won't tell you that they'll just say your whatever sucks lol

>>149569956
He’ll be back for October.

>>149569956
DAYUM

Ibiza hike station

>>149569956
Hahahahahahahaahahaha

>>149569956
Jesus fucking christ
And WHY was this dindu sliding headfirst like that?

First run for brash this year.

>>149569956
kek kek kek kek

>>149569960
Right now Sale is the only one thats even close. But i dont think he will stay healthy long enough to get there even if his K rates are still high.

>>149569956
he relaxed

>>149569947
By this logic AL West pitching stats shouldn't count because they get to pitch against Seattle a bunch

>>149569956
ACL TORN, MCL SEVERED, meniscus is FUCKED. Enjoy your funky la-z-boy muncy.

>>149569956
BONK!

>>149569965
I’ve never been to LA or doyer stadium but I would like to go one day

royals score another tie game extras im betting the farm

Lmao, with Muncy out for the year, Mookie, Freeman and Smith showing clear signs of decline, and Ohtani on the brink of another pitching injury (I know this because he pitches for the Dodgers), this team is COOKED. They probably won't even win the division now.

I'm more bummed about Max than anything right now.

>>149569956
oof that sucks

>>149569956
stupid fuck try not putting your leg in front of the base. doyers deserve this

>>149569995
just go straight to Dodgers Stadium and leave. Los Angeles is a dump. Though being a >mest fan you might find it enjoyable.

>>149570025
>>149570025
nu

>>149570009
ofc it goes without saying

>>149569956
>>149569993

>>149569965
My tiggies' Comerica is better than your stadium
Why? Because it has tiggies everywhere. Checkmate faggot

Brash absolutely dealing

>>149569956
Black people are the worst

>>149569807
why does this flyover bumpkin seethe so much about a stage he can’t afford to live in?

no pipi
please
no cagar

>>149570068
TND is the only answer