Thread 149568809

thursday night BLOCKBUSTER edition

kangaroos v bulldogs
marvel stadium
7:30pm AEST

powah

will norf do some cringe shit pregame for their pathetic failure celebration

The sex addicted footy loving gf

>>149568923
>norf
>doing cringe shit
pick both

fuck north melbourne they are the shittest team in professional sports

fuck them shit club of no hoper whinging fuckwits

>le shinboner spirit xd
>*gets pumped for a decade*

fuck north

>>149568923
>>149568982
>>149569126
>>149569155
>>149569172
North are based as fuck you worthless fucking dumb cunt samefagging spastic pleobcratic retard idiot dickhead whore cunt faggot

North supporters are just weird, everyone of them who I have come across is just weird and cringey

prefer norf to the sainters or terminally arsehurt "big four" tbqhwyf

>>149569364
agree, one of the worst fanbases in the afl. also applies to fred fans.

north supporters look like they work in childcare

>>149569454
this but collingwood

whenever i see a downie on the bus they are always wearing north gear

10 years since Straffo broke the news of Phil Walsh’s death to bigfooty

>>149569537
why are the you on the bus anon?

>>149569706
garn knock shop

how many goal sam darcy kick

i'm going to bash you worthless spastics

north is a shit club for shit people

It needs to be said: Darcy Moore is a dirty sniping dog cunt of a player.

>>149570227
this

i’m going to the wallabies v lions at the mcg in a couple of weeks, should i let /nrl/ know that i’ll be watching their sport?

>>149570322
yes mate

>>149570322
the only type of nrl that is good desu

>>149570322
that isn't their sport mate that's the real rugby

>Michael Walters has announced his retirement
finally

>>149570322
>wallabies v lions
is this some sort of international rules reboot?

>"I know we're the Gold Coast Suns, and don't get me wrong, Matt Rowell is a superstar, but if this was spoken about with Nick Daicos, Collingwood would tear the place down.

kek based, everyone and their dog knows he's a protected species

probably only a handful of counties i'd ever want to visit. really don't understand this "travel" meme

yuh dybo!!

>>149570506
This
>Bali --> Drugs, parting and getting killed
>Asia --> Manhookers and other sinful deeds
>Middle-East --> Curry stench and deliberately living third-world life
>Europe --> Get mugged
>US --> Get shot
Shall be sticking to comfy countrytown Europe, maybe the odd Japan trip and that's all for life

>WAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE US MORE PRIORITY PICKS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this is north melbourne
fuck north melbourne

>>149570566
>comfy countrytown Europe
*dies in glacial mudslide*

i only go to SEA for sex trips

>>149570566
>parting

>>149570566
>Bali --> Drugs, parting and getting killed
meant thailand btw

>>149570602
based travelGOD

>>149569126
they have a cool mascot though

if nat fyfe retired he wouldn’t have access to a fresh batch of 18yo boys to groom every year, that’s why he’s holding on for so long

i miss traveling mainly because as a white guy who isn't a drunken bogan you get treated extremely well simply for existing

you cants have no idea what it's like to live in constant pain. not even the sadsack

like actual pain pain or sadcunt "pain"?

you're right because im on opiates everyday. feels good, love my life

>>149570788
>t. "turkbro" with his aborted narrative, who still posts regularly in /cric/

>>149570941
looks irish

>>149570876
constant physical pain from a medical condition. dont usually have a cry about it but just having a bad couple days

>>149570941
isn’t that the guy that runs the egg footy youtube page?

just trolled /nrl/ kek

>>149571231
I could beat the shit out of all these dorks, except the big man of course

>>149571268
/r/ThatHappened

>>149571268
nah i reckon the middle three could hold their weight

>>149571050
so actual pain. fucking sucks man. i've got a degenerative disease in my hips so if i don't really look after myself i can easily be bed ridden for weeks in crippling pain. existential saddies have no fucking idea.

>>149571367
Big caravan for a big lad.

Highpoint friday arvo 3:30pm
Or as i call it, “showtime”

find it crazy how straffo would have no idea there is a community of sperges that have been obsessing over his life for over a decade

never forget what they took from you

decided to give up dairy

>>149571367
you think he's cooking meth?

>>149571429
>no idea

then why is his house blurred and why did he private his social media and stop posting on bigfooty

>>149571367
do you think he's turned that caravan into a personal kinoplex?

love an australian flag pattern on a bikini me

must be hard being a fat friendless sack of shit who's had to pretend to be asexual to cope

what did he ever do to you?
post some shit takes on the internet?
god you cunts are unreal sometimes

he hates everything mate. probably nothing more so than himself.

>>149571526
Bullying disgusting fat retards is eugenic mate

remember the time he went to parliament to give a speech on how religion should be banned in victoria

>>149571526
I hate fat people. They should all be executed.

i like walrus, he's a loser sperg just like me

>>149571526
He was rude to me on bigfooty in 2009karb

need a reset
cant keep doing this

>>149571593
based carlton

teenage gf 2026

third 'ster for the day
won't be watching this shit match btw

paedo suicide 2025

closer by ne-yo, what a great song

meant closer by NIN btw

I am never wanking or looking at porn again. Jesus Christ.

>>149571674
new low?
story time, anon

who flicking they bean off

>>149571624
might wanna get yourself a dictionary champ

>>149571674
based me after watching that residence 51 shite

>>149571728
i am explicitly telling every paedophile to kill themselves as soon as possible.

>>149571674
based me after watching anatomy for beginners

How long until the woke left start supporting pedos’ (“They were born that way!! They can’t help it it’s who they are!”) I mean really you could use all the same arguments they use for defending trannies.

These spastics support Hamas so anything is possible

f-footy?

>>149571711
not me im on noschlick

>>149571795
north melbourne?
please dont waste my time

What the world needs know is love sweet love

Cursed to live life a top a figurative island, cast away in mental solitude, surrounded my mere automata fulfilling their base programming with Work, Sex and Sleep. Meandering through their banal existence with no philosophy, no ethos to call their own. A cruel punishment to suffer the embarassment of calling these lowly creatures my fellows, every interaction with them, this society, this civilisation, this so called Humanity a further reminder of my complete and utter isolation, a Stranger among the the dreadfully Unstrange.

>>149570715
Fyfe won't play again, Young will be fit by then and he's best 22

>>149571922
No but Steven May

>>149571934
corrr imagine the plap sounds

plap plap plap

sad how these days girls would rather wave hamas flags than wear australian bikinis

>>149571961
all going according to keikaku

>>149570941
>JOSHua Brown
>MICKael Wilson

just saw a swan

>>149572014
We're through the looking glass here, people...

>>149572016
>>149572025
Looking good mate

>>149571924
i would still rather have a fit fyfe instead of johnson or erasmus

have had a cold and a cough for the last week, finally got to use up heaps of my sick leave hours.

>>149572025
imagine those 17th century dutch sailors who crashed into the wa coast and saw black swans
would have thrown their whole world view

>>149572038
Fyfe will never be fit again and I said Young. Erasmus is a can and Johnson is too new. Young and Switkowski keep them all out of the side. Fyfe is past it. Half second too slow and refuses to kick. Just get rid of him.

Just popping down to the Hoppers Crossing daycare to pick up the kids

How did you blokes get so fucking based?

I was feeling the call of the horn and had a Tinder swiping frenzy. Matched with some BABE who had excellent banter. We agreed to go to the Pancake Parlour for a lunch time feed. When I saw him I realised that I had been catfished. Filters really do work. The conversation was awkward AF and I was so not into it AT ALL but I didn’t want to be rude and leave. However, when we sat down the waiter offered him a menu and this boy declined because he 'already knew' what he was going to get: an Alice in Wonderland with ice cream and sprinkles. A 26 year old man! Anyway, it was then I decided that I needed to zoom zoom so I texted my friend to call me ASAP. Took the call outside and ran away. Caught an Uber home and hopped into bed with a Milo. I’m going straight to hell. He blocked me. Fair. Hahaha!

>year 9
>mum sees some girls from my school
>asks them to try being my friend because i 'don't have many'
>they find me the next day and make fun of me for it

>>149571934
Clearly a man owns this boat. Women don't own boats. Why are there four woman with a single man on a boat?

>>149572125
your mum's a retard, no wonder you're here. Also this is a repost

>>149572125
You poor soul. I was quite lucky, I had a good little friendship group all the way through highschool. Even had some girls, although I never got to bang any of them. Saw a few nipples at parties though, the girls would get drunk and flash each other. Crazy times

>>149572136
ask the big lad, the third one's his sister

>>149572079
reckon the noongar people probably had their world view thrown more

Da bloos

i don't like my life. growing up as a sperg and without a father has done irreparable damage. i want a refund

noongars would have taken one look at those wajalas, come up with a dreamtime story for it and walked back into the desert, spearing a wallaby for tea on the way, walking funny because their split cocks were still healing

>>149572170
Stupid ass ape is surrounded by trees yet sits out in the open, looking for attention. Much like you

Every Australian state should be its own country. Federation was the worst mistake we ever made.

i hate that sharp inhale sound female news reporters make before they speak

>>149572188
he is autistic like me, we need help and guidance

>>149572191
same sound youll make when i make my first thrust

>>149572191
i hate how they always put their eyebrows up

>>149572191
i don't like that "deep serious throaty professional news reporter" voice they do

I’m gay

>>149572223
same

i'm 28 and have never even kissed a girl and will die a virgin and completely alone

and then north melbourne was like

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIB ME MONI WAAAAAAAA GIB ME PICKS WAAAAAAAA

>>149572235
proof?

>>149572223
>>149572226
go pies btw

>>149572254
yep, i'm a pies fan, good guess

in a just world both peems tonight would have been excluded with fitzroy

I'm a real nowhere man
Sitting in my nowhere land
Making all my nowhere plans
For nobody

They voted us into destitution to be replaced in our own homelands by foreigners and robbed of every cent by multinational corporations and banks then they take all their wealth to the grave like malicious greedy pharoes. Boomers truly are the worst generation.

I don't deserve happiness.
I am not worthy.
I am not enough.
I am ugly.
I am incapable.

funny how everyone always eulogises fitzroy and goes on about what a big loss they were, when in reality if they were around today they'd be even more pathetic and cringe than north melbourne

who was fitzroy?

>>149572079
don't think goodesy was alive back then

>>149572271
He played a few games for the swans and crows I think

>>149572284
didn't mention apes anywhere

gonna get blind drunk tomorrow lads, prepare yourselves

>>149572329
C R I S P

don't drink too much anymore because the hangovers aren't worth it and i make terrible decisions while drunk.

cant afford to get drunk unless it's wine and i dont like wine

>>149570941
Ornella really destroyed him didn’t she?
iykwim haha

>>149572401
same
>>149572412
same

shut up mick you mick nonce

>>149572412
The more you drink the wine the better it tastes. Neck the first glass and you're good to go mate

i drink constantly and heavily coz i'm not a sissy poofta cunt whose balls haven't dropped

might stay up watching the cricket tonight and sleep in until 4pm tomorrow

How have we not discussed a certain someone's disappearance and a certain big headline involving childcares? Coincidence? I think not

gonna make some rice, get drunk and rewatch the pies game

Thinking I have a big sloppy wank.

No cute girls on come dine with me tonight

yeah just tear down the beautiful, historic grandstand because it's (((unsafe)))
it's okay though because we'll recycle a few bricks for the new one
oh and we *need* an mcg sized oval. not like there are other options for a new oval around yarra park or even greater melbourne

barbarism

more like Cunt Road

>>149572506
Does someone have the sooks with Richmond? Did Tom Lynch whack one of your weak bitch players?

>>149572506
i cant read that its too small

>>149572507
GOTTERN

Lynch only ever goes hard on little blokes, hes from a rich family too and tries to act like a hard cunt but he cant fight.
Dont follow either team but its funny seeing the big poof rubbed out for a few weeks

>>149572525
based my mumza

Cannot stop farting.

>>149572564
crisp me eating 6 muesli bars a day

the constipated idiot

Fuck off shitstain

why do fans think their entitled to good games all the time?

nofap day 2

meant nofap my inches 2

pies put on their big boy pants and left victoria park for better facilities elsewhere and thrived
ditto dosn (minus the thrive)
but no, flogmond have to knock down their historic home for some half arsed eLiTe TrAiNiNg FaCiLiTiEs and accommodating foid dykes larping as footy players

what a disgrace they are at cunt road

>>149572506
they should be demolishing that abomination on the left and build a full stadium in the style of the right

>>149572592
im not sure, is it an australian people thing?

Huge blow caused by ‘selfish’ WFH Aussies
x x x x x

People who refuse to return to work in the office are partially to blame for a huge hit to the retirement plans of every Australian.

everything reminds me of her

this country has some of the ugliest architecture

herposter has been at it for a long time now, still going strong, good to see

never understood how you lot get hyper obsessed over the most plain looking white women

>>149572644
Very true.

>odd shaped custom windows
>slabs of concrete at random angles
>cheap
based tard

>OMG A HECKIN OLD WOODEN STAND
>THATS AWESOMESAUCE!

ynr eddie's punt rd stadium idea

based 'jak poster

Essendon disgracefully demolished the Shower Stand in 2007. There's still some nice old grandstands at a Windy Hill though and going to the VFL there is fun

Why are the Irish like this?

gryan miers is so fucking hot

>>149572832
>that haircut
are female childcare workers dumb or something? how did they not pick up on him being a pedo instantly

>>149572832
wait till it's revealed they're both proud First Nation's people.

some insane angloid cope itt

Aaron Sandilands

they should make the boutique stadium look like every other modernist stadium slop around the world

>>149572854
?

crazy that people pay like half their salary to get their kids looked after by someone else

>>149572910
Specifically with the shorter dreads from 3 years ago

>>149572916
>half their salary
more than that desu, and they often work part time at that, meaning it can be near all their salary+

this is cultural appropriation

>>149572832
the kids or more specifically the parents of the kids deserved it

Lasanga + salad for dinner

I can still remember childcare and kindie a bit

>>149572971
tell us where he touched you anon

You really wonder about some of the people that post on this forum, don't you?

what the fuck do you even need child care for? when i was a kid i could be left home alone to look after myself i just sat infront of the tv all day playing nintendo 64

>>149572951
it should also be cricket compatible

>>149572488
couldn't help but notice this

>>149572916
yeah but staying at home to look after your own loving family is oppressive as fuck mate much better to enjoy the freedom of wageslaving and contributing to the gdp

If you don't train or play in a suburb you should not get to call your club by that suburb

fuck this game im too excited about the big rivalry game tomorrow night

>>149573029
crisp

>>149573016
>mfw that all-boys orphanage in indonesia
>mfw i have no face

>>149572488
>>149573016
>>149573058
What's your point?

>>149572971
same. we used to have nap time to songrel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awhyiBv-oQc

remember when dollpaedo was posting? rc never attacked him. he would attack incels regularly but never that nonce or any other.
strange for a man who allegedly has his own children...

>>149573029
iggs a sneaky chance yes

RC is a neet that lives on his parents property

FRIDAY, JULY 4
Carlton v Collingwood at the MCG, 7.20pm AEST

CARLTON

In: L.Cowan, A.Moir, M.Carroll, F.Evans, H.O'Farrell, M.Pittonet
Out: J.Boyd (omitted), A.Saad (concussion), J.Silvagni (groin), A.Cincotta (omitted), B.Wilson (omitted), L.Young (omitted)

R16 sub: Flynn Young

COLLINGWOOD

In: B.Maynard, R.Steele, T.Mitchell, W.Parker
Out: C.Dean (omitted), E.Allan (illness), C.West (foot), S.Sidebottom (illness)

R16 sub: Oleg Markov

West Coast v Greater Western Sydney at Optus Stadium, 6.20pm AWST

WEST COAST

In: M.Champion
Out: J.Hunt (omitted)

R16 sub: Jayden Hunt

GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY

In: M.Gruzewski, K.Briggs, J.Leake
Out: L.Whitfield (concussion), J.Hogan (foot), N.Madden (omitted)

R15 sub: Jake Stringer

SATURDAY, JULY 5
Essendon v Gold Coast at Marvel Stadium, 12.35pm AEST

ESSENDON

In: J.Ridley, T.Goldstein, S.Durham
Out: M.Guelfi (omitted), V.Visentini (omitted), D.Parish (calf)

R15 sub: Archie Perkins

GOLD COAST

In: N.Moyle
Out: J.Witts (managed)

R16 sub: Alex Sexton

Geelong v Richmond at GMHBA Stadium, 4.15pm AEST

GEELONG

In: Nil
Out: Nil

R15 sub: Ollie Henry

RICHMOND

In: S.Lalor, T.Sims, M.Rioli
Out: S.Green (omitted), T.Lynch (suspension), M.Lefau (calf)

R16 sub: Kamdyn McIntosh

Brisbane v Port Adelaide at the Gabba, 7.35pm AEST

BRISBANE

In: D.Gardiner, C.Ah Chee
Out: B.Reville (omitted), W.McLachlan (omitted)

R15 sub: Bruce Reville

PORT ADELAIDE

In: J.Lukosius, O.Wines
Out: M.Liddy (omitted), L.Evans (omitted)

R16 sub: Logan Evans

>>149572956
This. What kind of a fucking worthless retard leaves their children in the care of a stranger?

>>149572883
based

St Kilda v Hawthorn at Marvel Stadium, 7.40pm AEST

ST KILDA

In: A.Hastie, B.Hill
Out: J.Carroll (omitted), T.Travaglia (omitted)

R16 sub: Jack Carroll

HAWTHORN

In: J.Sicily, J.Worpel
Out: J.Weddle (back), S.Butler (soreness)

R16 sub: Seamus Mitchell

SUNDAY, JULY 6
Sydney v Fremantle at the SCG, 1.10pm AEST

SYDNEY

In: T.McCartin, J.Amartey, J.Hamling, R.Bice, P.Ladhams
Out: A.Francis (suspension), D.Rampe (calf)

R16 sub: Ollie Florent

FREMANTLE

In: A.Pearce, J.O'Meara, J.Aish, J.Sharp
Out: N.Fyfe (calf)

R16 sub: Nat Fyfe

Adelaide v Melbourne at Adelaide Oval, 2.45pm ACST

ADELAIDE

In: Z.Taylor, H.Bond, C.Burgess
Out: Nil

R16 sub: Lachlan Murphy

MELBOURNE

In: J.Lever, J.van Rooyen, J.Billings, T.McDonald, J.Adams
Out: B.Howes (concussion), H.Petty (concussion)

R16 sub: Harry Sharp

>>149572956
>>149573150
That doesnt mean you have to say they deserve it you fuckheads

fuck off with the teams cunt
anyone who wanted to read them has already seen it 50 minutes ago

Got a good feeling about the Iggs this week

Celebrating 100 years in the league is dumb af, especially when north had their 150 years celebration recently

>>149573157
>that pic
based master blaster

Malakai Champion will debut for the eagles tomorrow.

>>149573193
fucking hate that meat curtain haircut every cunt zoomer has

>>149573193
what happens if someone calls him "champ"?

I might grow my hair very long and grow my beard

the whole point of modernity is to separate the child from the family to the state as early as possible

>>149573179
Shut up useless fuckstick, I forgot to check them and am grateful that they were posted.

who the fuck wants to watch this cringe shit from a loser club

who is this fuckwit that has a problem with anything that anyone posts?

>>149573228
Showing this post to the missus

>>149573193
What a made up last name
Absolute memery

>>149573193
future sex offender

imagine what kelli stevens is doing in the marvel bathroom right now

>>149573247
Maybe his ancestors were Champions.

and then north melbourne was like

>WAAAAAAAAAA GIBB ME MONI WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIB ME PLAYERS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149573254
not white enough

>>149573241
future sex offender

>>149573241
oh that's just sookcunt

>aflw
Night ruined

>>149573247
very common abbo surname in perf

>>149573269
not me i’m not

>>149573193
good name

>>149573212
hes only 172cm so will probably boong out at them

>>149573228
bingo. this is where jeets win, they live multi-generations in a house so grandparents are free childcare and parents can work full time

Why schedules norfs big game against a team they're gonna get btfo by?

I’m so hungry

>>149573243
please do mate

ayo wtf you can bet on every possession line now

The AFL changing their mind on shipping norf to the Gold Coast in 2007 because of 4 angry supporters was a huge mistake

All 10 people really enjoying this.

>shinboner this shinboner that shinboner shinboner shinboner
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE FUCKING SHIT

>>149573290
well they can't play woodville west torrens now can they

>>149573247
All last names are made up

lol
sportsbet got the tap from flutter to make more money

Fucking based 'jak poster

Got my hoodie and trackies on

>CELEBRATING 100 YEARS OF NORTH MELBOURNE
holy fuck this is infuriating
they have been around so much longer than that

>>149573281
And have your parents nag and cockblock you every night? Fuck that I'd rather be homeless or on the dole

fuck norf

im a broken man

>>149573352
it's just a fundamental cultural difference, they live fucking 15-20 to a house and think it's luxury

Uni student babysitters being too hot lead to the modern female forcing their husbands to pay for childcare
Fact

>>149573351
Based maggiesperg

>>149573247
Bro has never heard of Richard Champion

not sure if ill be alive in 2097 to see port powers 100th year celebration

>>149573351
No they haven't mate

>>149573368
Yeah but no matter how they live or how much they make they'll always be Indian
Hard pass

>>149573407
Yes they have, "mate". 156 years

Couldn’t cringe any harder.

parents walked in on us having sex so many times
still better than being a slave to the rent jew

alright grandad spare us the history lesson

>>149573431
No you're wrong. It's 100 years today

>>149568982
>>149568982
>>149568982
>>149568982
>>149568982

>>149573442
nonce

>>149573440
hey dollnonce

>>149573440
and that's how you and your sisza got sent to boarding schools

>>149573440
If that didn't kill your sex drive then you should probably seek therapy
>point to where you were touched

About to do a poo in this public toilet lads, wish me luck

>go hard at the ball xd
>OMG INSPIRATIONAL SPEACH

now watch then get belted by 10 goals

>>149573462
bad luck

>>149573465
This but unironically

Wish I had a frozen pizza

>>149573462
I once walked into one of these toilets in Coburg and there was shit smeared on all the walls. It was a crime scene

more like dwarf melbourne lol

Leftover pizza will always be better than just ordered pizza

all pizza is shit slop

>>149573511
If you're gonna wish for things, why not wish for a hot one?

>>149573460
why would that kill your sex drive? it's not as annoying as it sounds you just laugh it off
it is odd though how they never learn to knock or just respect the privacy of a closed door

>>149573525
Dwarf is an offensive term. They prefer to be called midgets

Imagine trying to have a chat with mates you haven't seen in half a lifetime and having BT come butt in

i dont have mates

>>149573573
imagine if BT came in your butt haha

>>149573596
same

>>149573518
>run into one last week busting for a poo
>cunt was blocked
>flush to hopefully clear the blockage
>no luck, water fills to the brim
>no other option
>hover over toilet
>spray a diabolical shit in the can, splashing everywhere
>wipe and leave, praying no one was on the other side waiting to enter

>>149573596
same

>>149573596
Oh no

nigel nofriends, give it a rest.

>>149573596
FUCKING
S A M E
A
M
E

Why did they play their first game in July?

Aren't all you my mates?

the >norfing begins

SHUT THE FUCK UP IDIOTS, THE FUCKING FOOTY IS ON!

i will play the game in july
i could touch the sky
just watch the time fly

Can already turn this shite off.

Is Tim English?

what the heck?

why are teams just allowed to be so consistently shit for years on end?
is the talent pool really that fucking dire?

>>149573697
I have nothing better to do though

100 years of being shit

>NORF
kek

My god there are some dogshit tattoos on display tonight. Really compliments the telstra logos and jumper advertisements.

>>149573728
Double the amount of flags in the same amount of time as the bulldogs you fucking nigger

Carn bulldogs fucken smash these losers

The whole time I was at High School North were the dominant team, they really fucked up to not win every year from 94-99

Don't get beaten by what you know. Oh Kingy

Larkey looks like the bitch from Last Of Us

>>149573723
its hard to get list managers with genuine talent for scouting good young players in the picks, and even harder to attract such people to the club when you are a shit team. its also hard to attract anything other than washed oldcunts to the side, so you have to mostly rely on rebuilding through the draft.
richmond has competent list managers who have built a side that has already exceeded expectations, norf hasn't had that for years now. management needs a clear-out and then maybe norf might get some decent people in charge.

>>149573778
wtf you must be like 50

2 mega cute women on my train home from work today it's so over

>>149573778
2 was about right for that team, they blew it in 98 but got lucky in 99

>>149573802
based mathlet

wait why is dwayne doing this thursday night
i heard someone saying all the commentators are on leave this time of year is that true?

What do you blokes have planned for the summer?

based nicky

>>149573805
show them your penis

meth mostly

>>149573825
yeah, howie is on leave
https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2025-the-blowtorch-round-17-preview-every-clubs-burning-questions-analysis-stats-how-to-watch-on-fox-footy-commentators-latest-news/news-story/89b2e5a72d3bc67b2be57d58c56b1a23

>>149573855
beach, babes, beers

>>149573855
gardening

There are beautiful women everywhere and none of them want to be with (You).

bad kicking is bad football

>>149573875
, based

did they show the denis pagan revup on fox

Don't you go out with Lorraine

>>149573855
weekend alcoholism

>>149569454
because they're all women?

>>149573855
Haven’t even got through winter yet.

wayne carey in the pregame
>>149573895
ok i rewound they did show it

I bought one those big water bottles but I don't like it. It's too big and bulky.

bayey weeyums

>>149573958
I like them because I fill it up with filtered water in the morning and it lasts me most of the day

>>149573958
how big? mine's 2.4L

Mcspergcher

hame just said "under clarko"

Hate both these pathetic teams.

fucks sake umpires really dont pay trips anymore do they

>>149573994
that's a big bottle

wow, "a close one"

Thoughts on the bulldogs guernsey?

Game's gone.

don't drop the anti-inflammatory daddy

kek based dwayne

>>149574024
2.4 you

don't drop the anti-inflammatories daddy

>>149574034
very white

>>149574065
incel shoes

crazy how north only have 2 forwards
>>149574065
this must be the weirdest relationship a former player has with a team, hated due to history but can't deny he was a big part of past success

sam darcy's ceiling is joe daniher

>>149574065
>Botox

>>149574106
Premiership hero? Nb

fuck you youre all niggers

larkeys on fire

Did you all just fuck off once the game started?

>>149574166
Nrl started lad

>>149574166
nrlw is on

There are not many posters in this general

larkeys you absolute spastic lmao

>4 goals in the 1st quarter
Historybros...? Is Buddy gonna get heemed?

>>149574166
I'm watching the cricket

Larkey's leg is fucked

>>149574195
buddy doesn't hold the record

>>149574185
How many you reckon?

>>149574166
your sneediness is offputting

>>149574176
>>149574177

>>149574185
More than nrl. Bunch of spastics over there

>>149574213
I see how it is.

>>149574211
THIRTEEEEEEN

>>149574233
Kekked

wearing high vis is not a personality

>>149570407
F

Be enthused. But don’t be too amused.

Redditjak posters need to go back to sharty

>>149574256
>don’t be too
*look

DUMB DEAF FUCK

>>149574264
keep seething loser

>>149570506
It's domestic tourism for me, there's so much to see in this beautiful country

damn some of these nrlw girls are fit as fuck

i had puke gayvies pooniACK in my multi

>>149574286
One day I'll go see the perth southwest area

that was the fastest review ever

>>149574292
You’d hope so as they are professional athletes

reckon england might wanna take some wickets

LDU is LDDone

based roos if they win

>>149574292
Meanwhile in the AFLW

that ball went out like 3 times

>>149574406
>>149574292

>>149574423
uhh you can't just post breasts on a sfw imageboard anon

real back and forth affair

Rory Lobb a cock in my arse

Why is it called top surgery

>>149574292
the fuck i just turned it on and there was this giant papuan man on the field, #8 for the eels

some good kicking so far

imagine how much worse north would be without larkey

>nrlsperg so desperate he's watching womens sport
top kek

Just turned the telly on what's going on

who wanking they dick off

Unexpectedly good game for a Thursday evening between these two teams

>>149574556
agree but i think it'll fall apart soon

>>149574532
NORFing has been delayed until the 3rd quarter

chat lock in

Just said based kingy out loud

I’m starving

>>149574600
/r/ThatHappened

this cameraman's a nonce that's twice now

>>149574631
Our guy

Lads, Aaron just posted

lads, aaron just posted

I’ve got a hard fatty feeling lump on my upper thigh for the last year, getting bigger, cancer or?

>>149574751
is ur penis xD

naughton looks fucked up, like a rabid dog

>>149574751
Just recruit a bunch of strongmen and have them do this, none of the modern day twink players will be able to do anything

>>149574751
go doctor

aflw is way better than nrlw.
for starters they don't just let random fat bitches into teams, they actually need to be athletic. also because its less about strength and contact than nrl its actually closer to the mens sport, minus the ball skills. also the women are much hotter but that's besides the point.
it actually annoys me how much harder nrlw is shilled compared to aflw when it's unironically a far superior game, but then again maybe i just get more of that shit shoved in my face for living in a primarily nrlel state (queersland).

>>149574755
Would be impossible to set up

2 people with the last name bishop were murdered in qld and vic in the last month and no one finds that odd

>>149574818
rip harold

>>149574818
that is odd

whatever happened to that nigger harold the giraffe

>>149574843
idk but that bus freaked me out as a kid

>>149574843
presumably you graduated primary school

>>149574859
kek

wtf in my timeline Healthy Harold was a bird

did hawthorn have their 100 year thing yet?

In 24 hours time, we will get to see Carlton Pea Hearts pack it in early like their gutless coward of a former coach Robert Walls.

>>149574917
Earlier in the year against Richmond. Their first opponent.

Footscray had their celebration against Collingwood.

>Footscray
??

>>149574906
Based public school kid

it's so hard to get through the night without drinking

Damn i remember healthy harold

>>149574945
It's past your bed time, champ.
Toddle off.

>>149574961
Just give up for a while lad night time beers are so comfy

>>149574961
foe me it's 2 good weeks sober then ruin it by drinking a bottle of scotch

>>149574961
Think of healthy harold, what would he say about drinking alcohol all night?

>>149574961
yeah being dehydrated sucks

healthy harold was a yellow bird not a yellow girafe

been cutting down on the beers by drinking red wine instead

>>149575014
crisp wine appreciator

Remember those dance classes you would have to do in school? I was one of the cool kids that just stood there with arms crossed and refused to dance, same with choir classes, me and the kool kunts refused to sing and just got kicked out of classes all the time

>>149575023
/r/ThatHappened

When you can't even say my name
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Go on, call my name
I can't play this game, so I ask again
Will you say my name?
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Or have I become invisible?

just had a nice cuppa tea,

I peaked in primary school

>>149575022
shitsux because I do really enjoy shiraz but as soon as it starts getting warm again it'll be back to slamming down lagers

I have always refused to sing the national anthem

I have always if you are able to refused to stand for the welcome to country

>>149575080
I am unable to refuse standing, I simply can't

>>149575053
switch to whites in summer fella

what did he mean by this??
>>149575047

i never stand for the judge entering the court

>Lager
crisp npc

People really should just admit that welcome to country is a big load of crap

Do you blokes enjoy kissing men and getting fucked up the arse?

>>149575113
HELL YEAH BROTHER

>>149575108
lagers can be good
prefer me a hazy ipa though

I’ve never seen Darcy miss a set shot

umps ruining the game yet again

>>149575108
crisp mid twenties man on his beer wank arc

this phillips guy looks like someone hit his face with a shovel

darcy loves a whinge doesn't he
good player but fuck he loves crying for the umps

The only alcohol I drink these days is wine
Not a pretense or woman thing, just find it's more palatable

business idea: reverse finals
the bottom 8 teams play a faux finals series;
the losing teams "progress" and the teams that loses the """final""" has to wear dunces hats for the entirety of their opening round game of the following season

wtf i thought liam ryan played for iggs

my norfies bringing sovl back to thursday nights

>>149575215
yeah noticed this too, always having a cry and throwing his arms up, mental midget

>>149575228
my uncle's work had a tipping comp where the first and last place got the same grand prize

don't mind white wine but can't stand red

>>149575250
Same

I can only drink bubbles

Imagine if this were to loom

At least 30 goals by full time

garn bed

imagine how good it would feel to see your son kick goals in his 250th game

>>149575113
I'd let a man fuck me up the arse as long as he wore a condom.

>>149575298
>not feeling his semen
yikes

>>149575289
I wouldn't give a fuck about that gay shit lmao, I'm a heartless prick and would make sure my son NEVER surpasses me.

>>149575246
That's stupid.
Just tip a draw for every single game.
Guaranteed to lose.

goooooo norfies

NORF will run out gas

yeah it's starting to happen

>>149575328
You are a hideous human being, without a conscience, uncaring, couldn't give a damn about anybody

>>149575328
Every son of the west surpasses you

Did premiership hero Dean "the junkyard dog" Laidley make an appearance before the match tonight?

crisp nanza norfsperg

insufficient is such a dumb rule

kek norf ferals revving

what is the australian equivalent of this video?

https://youtu.be/azSYS5WDJLQ?si=KMKcWGpMi8mPtN1R

based northspergs

>>149575384
good to see they've still got some fire in them after all these years

baiey wiiams

LOOOOOOOOOK AT THE DOGS ON THE MAAAARK

The first to 100 usually wins

>>149575432
>usually

Sons Of The North

We need to show some shinboner spirit in the last quarter

Lads, Cameron just posted

Lads, Cam just postred

Is this the best guernsey we’ve seen in a long time? I’m thinking yes

Lads, Cam just posted

Darcy the lanky bitch

First team to 100 usually wins.

Feel so good and drunk kek

please make a new fred

>>149575537
Wait til tomorrow you’d reckon

Did you ever get caught wanking in school or watching porn?

>>149575595
No… did you?

>>149575608
Wanking, yes. Teacher absolutely saw me but pretended she didn't.

>>149575627
Who wanks I’m school lol, were you the weird kid or nah

>>149575595
Teacher saw over my shoulder me showing a mate porn on my Nokia phone in yr 7, didn’t say anything tho

I have never been caught masturbating

>>149575642
I don't think the weird kid knows they are the weird kid.

>>149575684
you have, mum just chose never to say anything about it

gotta say, this is one of the best uniforms/kits/guernseys/whatever i've seen in many years (norf)

>>149575701
TRVKE

>>149575684
Mate nobody thinks their kid is so sweet and innocent when they did it themselves all the time. Even had boomers at an old workplace openly talk about saying it's fine in moderation

lanky junk time bitch

Still never seen Darcy miss a set shot

>>149575701
I have not

im wearing fingerless gloves

All those wanks will be lost in time

>>149575773
Based weird kid

>>149575773
same

kek where they chanting bullshit?

>>149575748
Yep

>>149575799
Like cum in the rain

>>149575833
time to goon...

Make a new fucking thread. Now. Not asking again.

ceebs.

do it yourself you dog cunt

>>149575855
Just switch over to /tennis/

>Bookies got the line EXACT again
Holy rigamoli

>>149575595
I found the IT guys porn search history on his PC and when my friends dobbed him into to the other dipshit teachers he just told them it was me

Ham and cheese toastie on sourdough for pre bed snack

Fireball Friday looms

>>149576145
The gluttonous idiot.

overnight oats in the fridge

>>149575595
People would play pornograohy on the projectors on my school in the middle of class. Looking back it's really a testament at how rotten young people's minds have become from internet usage

>>149576262
Faggot

My breakfast: Toast + jam and/or butter, espresso coffee

>>149576291
same

last for ally

>>149576291
this plus protein shake

I wish I was more mischievous in school there were boys that would slap the asses of the hottest girls in school and would get away with it

4 or 5 eggs cooked in beef tallow and 30g of goats feta for breakfast

>>149575595
jacked off in class during tests multiple times in y9 never caught
i did this rather than actually asking any girls out

abbos love subway for some reason

>>149576624
same

>>149576291
>>149576374
>>149576399
Faggots

post your fucking breakfast then you spastic fuckhead cunt

i've always liked subway

>>149576666
but i didn't eat breakfast this morning

>>149576693
crisp onions tampons enjoyer

sports fans everywhere on the internet outside of /sp/ are such retarded insufferable idiots that i probably wouldn't bother following sports anymore if this place didn't exist

hot azn slut

>>149576785
t. numpty

Who's gay? Me
(I'm gay)

>>149576893
not me im not

>>149576893
same go pies

last.for.dons

>>149576797
thats Mina Shirakawa

some soccer player died

>>149577204
aids?

>>149577204
vaxx status?

>Carlton turning to youth in the back end of the season
Hang on a second, they are on 6 wins. Everyone expects 14 wins and you make finals and there's 8 games left in the season.

Are Carlton packing it in early for the season now? Calling it quits like their "legendary" coach Robert Walls?

new
>>149578527
>>149578527