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USA 2-1 Guatemala FT
Mexico 1-0 Honduras 60'

>>149569391 (OP)
dubu

Anime

>>149569391 (OP)
Shit teams

VAR SINSON

putos

its coming home

>>149569418
Mexico has home advantage in the US so yeah it's coming

They anulated the goal to keep the match close. It came off a Honduras player so it was never offside fuck off with this scripted shit

the reason why the goal was taken off is because they changed what is considered a deliberate play a few years ago and now its very very generous to the defense. like if the defender does any sort of "uncontrolled" jump where he didnt have time to stop, think about what hes doing, and go for it, theyre calling it a deflection. when the defender jumped in the air reflexively to block a crossed ball, thats not considered a deliberte play

what are they chanting? handball?

>>149569409
fuck off bitch ass nigga

Did they call that offsides lmfao? What was offsides? His fucking pinky toe?

why not let monterey play instead of these shitters?

ngl this mexico vs usmnt final might be kino :D

>>149569451
Bro didn't lace up his boot tight enough and it put him offside

>>149569434
They did this by design so the ref has more control of the outcome. FIFA and football in general is a circus nowadays.

>>149569447
Chinga tu madre, Pendejo.

por lo menos los ondureños no van a estar escurriendo lagrimas hasta el proximo torneo diciendo que les "roban"

It's over. Can't imagine hondurs scoring desu

I'll be in Houston for the final. I'm going to mog every LGB-Tri fan.

>>149569469
nigga u lame af too

if I were honduras, I would stop blooting the ball into the next zipcode every time Im in the 15' box

>>149569477
Don't jinx it sar

Be fair. How many US flags here have hispanic ancestry?

>>149569496
I doubt there's a single white american here

>>149569482
I'm rooting for you

>>149569495
No, let him cook.

>149569496
>that pic
>that question
Kys Joaokaner

>>149569496
All of us

>>149569496
>>149569501
German ancestry reporting desu

>>149569447
>>149569491
Hasta que apareciste

>>149569496
does brazilian count as hispanic

>>149569496
I have ancestry from Spain. I cannot relate to this Aztec LARPers.

>>149569496
Irish BVLL here

>>149569501
"Here" was unnecessary

god damn this game sucks ass

>these commentators talking about taking turns sharing beds together
Talk about the game you fucks!

All these people in the stands are just here for the game and returning to their country afterwards, right?

If every player in the US team looked like picrel they would be dominated concacaf

>>149569496
California es Espanol! Until the puritanical Anglos ruined it.

>>149569496
Who knows?

Does Mexico have an unusually high number of white players currently?

You amerisharts are really thinking about race 24/7 irl?

>>149569561
They are selling fent nigga, they are there to destroy your country and shid

>>149569561
Yeah don't worry about it jeje

>>149569562
they used to
they didnt

>>149569496
they're all whites who are very much into soccer, please ignore the bad grammar. They're just passionate

>>149569561
???

We're already in Aztlán

>>149569559
>he doesn't share a bed with his bro

>>149569581
You don't have to because you guys are basically all similar
America is filled with every fucking race in the world, we can't avoid it
>t. Chi

>>149569577
they took the blackpill but it works backwards on non-white countries

>>149569496
Not Mexican, all US Citizens

Pass the ball fag

>>149569606
California for Californians! Not American nor Mexican!

>>149569618
>America is filled with every fucking race in the world, we can't avoid it

hahaha that sounds crazy, right?

>>149569576
>>149569621
I look like this and say that

Diego Luna is the best Mexican soccer player in the world right now.

>>149569652
Andor S2 was so fucking good bros

>>149569652
Has he performed against a good team yet?

>>149569624
Please don't deport me.

>>149569643
Yes, I agree
This shit adds a minor level of stress that you don't have to deal with, it's annoying but it is what it is

You now remember Obed Vargas switched from USA to Mexico, got cap tied, then disappeared.

>>149569664
>he still watches star wars
jej

>>149569659
jolly lads

>>149569666
we'll see this weekend

>>149569679
I'd rathet watch The Acolyte than this fuckin' game

>

Mexicans are so cringe. Our C-team is gonna blow these brown turds out of the water in the final.

Feel like France and netherlands are the only NTs worth watching. this shit sucks

Argentine fraud

>>149569748
Celebrating against our z team is cringe

how the actual hell did honduras make it to semis

I have never seen an athletic Mexican.

>Santiago Gimenez
All those AC Milan January signings are useless bunch

>>149569761
Did you even watch the euros? They played horrible

>>149569780
Because this is the level of this tournament

I don’t even know why I stay up to watch this shit

>park the bus/waste time with the hopes of pk
>now 1 behind
>running like maniacs the last 10 min trying to score

>>149569796
Spain vs France was the best match Ive seen when it comes to NT this year

>>149569780
it really should of been panama and canada

>>149569791
Julian Quiñones

>>149569780
we don't know, i guess this speaks more about the level of central american divegrass more than us

>>149569812
It worked against Panama.

>>149569827
Cause we suck

Santi is the biggest fraud in a long time

>>149569815
France has been getting worse and worse, too many low IQ monkeys running around. Spain is the only good team right now.

Is circumcision the norm in Mexico?

>>149569827
we are shit

>>149569838
literal nepobaby

>>149569841
France has been getting better actually. Much of an improvement compared to last years tournament. IQ is a meme in football

kek

>>149569843
No, I still have my foreskin

>>149569843
not at all

>>149569843
Well I'm not circumcised so I assume that it's not the norm

>>149569780
curacao fumbled and panama got cocky

where the goals at?

>>149569888
in your mom you gay ass nigga

>1 shot in the second half
>hondurass

>if anyone gets a red card in the gold cup final they're suspended for the first game of the world cup
grim. I want to see concakino brawls.

I want chimpouts

>>149569903
Mexico is up. There will be like 2 minutes of extra time.

>Liga MX already starting again in 9 days
Why so early?

>+6
just let this shit fucking end

6 more minutes

Tecatito would un ironically still be useful for this team. Yeah he has lost a step and can make some bad decisions on the final third, but he still is quick and can draw defenders in

I'd be confident the US would beat Mexico if we start Cardoso and Downs, but it's going to be Agymang and De La Torre.

cmon hondurASS, tie the game

>>149569908
fortunately none of the euro kids are playing so our mls shitters can go ham

>>149569908
I genuinely do not get why red cards aren't thrown at these midgets constantly. Like that last yellow, the Mexicant wasn't even looking at the ball, just grabbed the guy and started full body clutching him.
How the fuck is that not a red card? He's not even playing the game. Fuck it, charge him with sexual assault.

Golazo Honduras

>>149569908
Why should that even matter, they are two different competitions. What a clown show

>>149569928
>>149569934
My screen says +7

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

STREAKER ON THE FIELD

I'm a white mexican of mostly spanish ancestry

CHIMPOUT

pitch invader lel

>>149569977
>>149569984
Shut up

Chimpout

CHIMPOUT

>>149569909
There you go amigo

>USA and Mexico both have been looking like complete shit even before the tournament
>Both make the final anyway
FFS just nuke this shitheap confederation already.

CHIMPOUT

We can't stop mogging these midgets.

gettin a bit chimpy out there

did anyone catch that neck choke on the nig? lol

CHIMPOUT
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Santi is just worsening his game to goal ratio. guy sucks ad giving him 20 minutes makes him look more shit

but why

the games over

kek, commentators are actually angry Honduras hasn’t scored

>>149570024
santi is fucking useless

>>149570014
I've been begging for CONCACAF to be dissolved for years. Ever since that nigger Warner got arrested, and then we put in an American in charge and yet nothing change.

The biggest mistake ever is letting shitter island votes count as much as a Mexican, or American, vote.

Worst game on the Aguirre 3.0 era

>>149570014
>>149570043
concacaf is soul tho

>>149570036
we all are
Playing like shit we aren't going to beat the last boss (pic related)

Neither the US or Mexico will EVER get anywhere in the world stage if they keep playing and struggling against Concacaf teams who have no play style other then just aggression every year.
Mexico used to steam roll these teams over a decade. Now they play them so much games just become a horrendous slog

>landon admits he's an alcoholic
lmao

yep mexico getting ass raped in the world cup

>>149569925
Leagues cup

>>149570063
in our defense the US team is literally our C/D team

>>149570053
The chimpouts are sovl, that's it though. Almost all of the conCACAf teams are South East Asian tier.

>>149570053
México should join CONMEBOL like Australia did with AFC

It's crazy to think that your seemingly normal Mexican co-worker is probably some freak with a Mexican national team jersey and chimps out during international breaks.

>>149570063
We are truly in the dark ages

absolutely atrocious game

thank god I didnt end up getting tickets

I fucking hate these shitters

>>149570062
blonde dyed players are naturally more retarded

I'm so ready for CUM

>>149570075
Isn’t that pile of shit still cancelled?

>>149570088
Digits
Anyway, your best shot was when Mexican Teams were competing in Copa Libertadores. That ship has sailed especially with how your federation is trying to MLS-ify Liga MX.

>>149570078
Our A team lost to fucking PANAMA just a few months ago in the semis. Both the US and Mexican teams are lucky they are in Concacaf, Canada gets a pass since they just started to care and have had a solid foundation

and that's how it's done. Now time to beat the amerimutts in the final

>>149569391 (OP)
thi...this can't be black excellency bros... even with the refs in our favor... we still lost

>>149570090
Ppl lose their minds in games dude. It's scary

>>149570117
that same A team tied brazil thoughever

>>149570067
Woah what a surprise
>>149570088
Like 80% of mexicans that like football agree, but the federation only care about chicanos and 100% of them are happy in concacaf

well well well
It's ogre
nos vemos el 6 de julio, Chicano
tqm

>>149570111
nope, still exists

>>149570137
ayyyyy lmaooooo

>>149570111
They only changed the format

I feel like Mexico and US should've met each other more than 8 times in this cup

>>149570132
shitzil has been trash for the last 20 years

>>149570137
RIP Mexico.

Just like Barcelona has it's tikitaka obsession we have a hoofball obsession. It's like the fenafuth saw one of their kids playing fifa 07 and built a play style around that

>>149570119
>Tf
How are you still here. Go back, you aren't american, nor are you mexican.

>>149570132
Brazil is fucking garbage though. Their best player is fucking Vini. Urgay was our test and we got backhanded because the USSF chose to rehire Gregggg

>>149570157
earless donkey or not, its still the #2 team in south america

Fox Sports is playing the Drive song.

>>149570124
it's all the 2 amerindians in the team fault if we had a 100% Black team we would win the world cup

>>149570164
>Urgay was our test and we got backhanded
our goal was disallowed for no reason and uruguay's was ruled onside despite doing the exact same fucking thing

Jobe Bellingham is suspended for next game. Will Gio Reyna start?

>>149570103
Fellow bay area bro
Let's buy tickets for the world cup and meet up ;)

>>149570137
nigga, hope you stop being gay by then

>>149570155
the cup is rigged to be like this, le rivalry sells seats, even these chimpouts seem generic

>>149570124
we're never going to amount to anything with choco starting

dixon ramirez can go burn in hell too

>>149570062
This is peak Aguirreball. I'm just glad we have kept so many clean sheets lately. The problem is the first time we met a half decent team like Switzerland we got spanked. But IIRC we fielded a completely alternate defense that match.

>>149570199
I am NOT putting down >$250 on tix for nosebleeds again. I'm sticking to bars and meeting euro/sudacas

>>149570159
Trump should make Baja California the 51st state.

Mexico will win the final 1-0

rigged promos

>>149570062
la criatura maldita. is this how gringos look?

t. im from malaga btw

Mexico could have had Diego Luna. Should have capped him when he was left off the USA Olympic team.

>>149570111
they will probably cancel it when messi leaves mls
>>149570062
>the uppity ligma shitters and the fresa argentinian mercenary will job to this cholo chicano
it's poetic

>>149570220
anon mexico would have won 4-0 if it wasn't for the ref stopping and cooling down the game after mexico scored the second goal

>>149570162
In FIFA 07 you didnt need to hoofball it
Dribbling and passing was much easier

I'm guessing usa will defeat mexico very easily

>>149570405
I know, I'm just glad we are able to hold the score, our defending was so shit for years, but now with Montes and Vazquez plus Alvarez our defense is now solid.

>>149570283
I'll be honest all chicanos we have stolen so far have been pretty crap.I think the best one we missed on is Zendejas, that dude is wasted, I don't know why y'all don't give him a shot.

If I were Mexican and the USMNT C team beated us I would consider an hero

Poch is shocked by how little Americans care about the team.

>>149570729
STOP SELLING TICKETS FOR HUNDREDS OF DOLALRS THEN, YOU FUCKING CUNTS

>>149570617
if I were panamaniac I would be worried about qualifying to the next world cup, Guatemala is the clear favorite to top the group now

>>149570747
Can't really use that excuse when the game was sold out and Guatemalans could afford tickets.

First things first, ban Choco Lozano from the country go be fat and lazy in Mexico. Get rid of Alex Lopez he's been a bust for a while now moving from team to team he somehow still has the #10 jersey. He's just taking up space for a better player atp. Quioto is a fucking chimp but he's one of our best wingers. Our 2 defensive midfielders are fine but Deiby has to be quicker off the ball. Najar should play over crisanto. Pinto should've been given a chance he's a quality player. Ban Edwin Rodriguez for a year for that bs he pulled against Panama

>>149570729
Maybe try being good at the sport then?

>>149570809
>sold out
my fucking ass >>149567876

>>149570796
no they ain't, even if we're shit, we'll still fraud our way into the World Cup.

>>149570903
That's the Mexico-Honduras game. The US-Guatemala game was sold out.

>>149570972
I would agree with you if your rivals weren't Surinam and El Salvador, I see you loosing or tying all your away games including the game in El Salvador but Surinam or Guatemala will tie you at home, and one of them will qualify directly my guess is Guatemala because I see them winning all their home games and getting some cheeky results away, while I see Surinam slipping some points at home but still ending in second place

>>149571264
they're shit c'mon man. we tied, didn't even lose to Honduras in live play

>>149571284
Guatemala 12 points
Surinam 11 points
Panama 9 points
El Salvador 1 point

Honduras is shit, they can't even defeat Jamaica at home and lost against Guatemala in Guatemala just a year ago

>>149571324
wishful thinking is just that, wishful. El Salvador isn't that bad, and there's going to be ties and dropped points. Concacaf is just shit and there's no pressure to improve because teams like us just give up on beating Mexico and the US

Dos A Cero! Dos a Cero! Dos A Cero!

>>149571362
visiting El Salvador has historically always been a difficult game for Panama and although EL Salvador is shit their first world status will make their home game difficult, that one point El Salvador gets is against Panama

>>149571404
man try the schizo babble on some newfag. You always do this and it's lame af

>>149571457
won something first then talk smack m8

>>149571592
>won
*win. And we won Uncaf in 2009, but we'll never do much in Concacaf as long as the status quo remains

>>149570729
kek

>>149570572
When will the Pendejas meme end?
He's shit
Club América is shit

>>149571869
You're getting deported chivass fag

>>149570617
Stick to reggaeton nigga

>>149571610
>status quo

sure thing schizo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62vCjr-5d6k

life is fickle

the US is a soccer country now. We will be over 50% of the crowd in Houston for the final.

I think it's going to be 2-1, Mexico wins.

>>149570729
Why? Is he a retard?

>>149581704
The national team gets less fans than high school football. It is shocking stuff. But Concacaf promotes the gold cup, and they barely do any ads in english.

Luna was on Mcafee

https://youtu.be/ZRz5pMEoatw?si=w9b9f3_UFqXXfCpr

>>149581907
>It is shocking stuff
Is it? This is the kind of shit Americans tell the jeans wearing populace of the world and for some reason nobody believes us.

>>149572180
fat brown midget detected

>>149580467
for the memes, i want a 2-0 USA wins

>>149570014
Yeah this. We all agree that the US and Mexico have been playing really shitty yet they reach the final without really too much trouble.
I expected more from Canada and Panama thought

>>149569429
>anulated
go back

>>149569989
you're brown

when is the final?

>>149590252
Sunday

>>149570062
dont worry, this overrated beaner midget doesnt do anything against actual good teams.

Concacaf Gold Cup? Never heard about it

Are you guys participating in the Commonwealth cup this fall?

Now that Marsch has beclowned himself, who should be the next USA coach when Poch leaves in 12 months?

>>149570062
*does nothing vs turkey*
*does nothing vs switzerland*
>the tarnisher of trinidad and tobago
*does nothing vs saudi arabia*
*does nothing vs haiti*
>the crusher of costa rica
>the guillotine of guatemala

>>149593529
holy based

>>149590624
>>149602316
so Turkiye, Haiti and Saudi are good teams? lmao

>>149602372
guess the point is that he is only good for beating up the shitter of shitters and not even international level shitters

He's like Superman

shit teams

>>149607531
rude

>>149572199
I dont think you understand
Back in the early 2000s you guys beated us like 8-0
Now you beat us by one two goals
we are a baseball nation
meanwhile in all those years you havent still advanced passed octavos

Incoming Dos a Cero.

>>149622607
I'm hoping for a Dos a Uno so the chicanos get a little bit of hope then get destroyed at the end

It would be best for the USA if they get humiliated against Mexico. If the US somehow wins, Pochettino is going to end up bringing too many b-team shitters to the world cup.

>>149617297
>back in the 2000s you beat us
>now you still beat us
>we don't care

holy cope

Diego Luna speaks fluent spanish and did all his press conference answers in english, even when asked in spanish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olutsf3uYWA&ab_channel=TJSportsUSA

>>149627719
lmao your reading comprehension is as good as your spelling mijo
we have qualified for a World Cup when it seemed impossible and you’re still stuck in the same stage
If you want me to tell chatGPT to make you a picture just ask
No wonder your kind is looked upon repulsively by the rest of the world

>>149628923
would be based if he calls ICE on his parents lol

How bad will the seethe be tomorrow?

Hi and when is the final?

Why is bananama so shit bros?

There’s no third and fourth place match?
Shit format

im such a boomer i forgot there is no third and fourth place match since 2015

>>149631281
even 2015 wasn't usual

>As with every tournament since 2005 (except 2015), there was no third place play-off.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_CONCACAF_Gold_Cup#Knockout_stage

What race is this?

>>149629578
hard to say. We both hate our teams, but the US squad are ltierally all MLS shitters that wont see the bench come WC so it doesnt matter the result anyway

>>149632809
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
white american

>>149633039
at least you have a shitters team to sent to low tier competitions, we have to struggle with the same shitters every tournament and friendly.

>>149593529
>saPUTO

>>149633039
>but the US squad are ltierally all MLS shitters that wont see the bench come WC
you and i both know that 2026 squad gonna have half mls like in qatar

Agyemang and Arfsten are going to the world cup and you just need to accept that.

>>149569496
No hay nadie

hello

>>149633888
That's italian for "smell like cheese"

I will only eat American food on this match day.

We will beat the americans today

>>149645196
>we

5 hrs left

>>149634482
>ageyman
>csnt even score agaidnt Guatemala, Saudi Arabia or island people
>b-b-but we need a pure striker and he’s pacy!!!
>he represents MLS prospects!
God I hate USSF

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149610340#bottom
recicle
>>149651401
recicle
>>149651401
recicle

>>149593529
>Commonwealth Cup
Piratas Cup

>>149645196
>we