Thread 149571102

mariners btw
>>149570025

>>149571102 (OP)
i kneel

D O Y E R S
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>>149571111
CUBGERS QUADS

Jays

>>149571107
hispanics are 'toid according to the government

Doyers

doyers make /mlb/ seethe

>there was a Dodgers vs White Sox gamethread.
So that's why the last general was very comfy

Poor Timmy. He just keeps losing

>>149571101
>>149571101
My cringies :)

/mlb/ what was the announcement?

this game could have used a little more drama. like wouldn't it have been funny if kershaw's wife accidentally dropped her child over the railing while celebrating 3k?

>>149571111
Cubgerbros please put some prayers out for Max Muncy :(

/mlb/ seething again

>>149571144
He is literally me.

Dodgers win!

>>149571144
go go go

I think that YOU should come fuck my boypussy down on rodeo drive!

>>149571151
Hell yeah based sausage girl

Stop it guys!

how many games does this doyer team win in the ALDS? I'm thinking less than 2

Death to ICE'toids

I'm going to the Padres game Saturday while visiting family in San Diego. It will be my first time at Pecto park, anything I should know? I'm excited and maybe even a little nervous

I love seeing /mlb/ CRY, it's my daily medicine, my weekly energy, my monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. Their loss is the only reason i'm still alive, i was born to love and enjoy the failure that they have achieved.

>>149571161
Oh you just know the shit she took after this was craaaaazy all full of corn and shit

>>149571171
Dodgers ain't even making the ALDS bunch of frauds

BASED KERSHAW
BASED FREEMAN
DOYERS WIN
CUMSOCKS LOSE

I can feel the dodgers and their shit bandwagon “fans” (customers) continuously harvesting bad karma. This bad energy will return to kick them in the teeth soon enough

My team won? Time to celebrate by talking about white birth rates dropping
I'm glad I'm not as online as some of you guys kek

I hate my life!

>>149571184
lol

Doggies got em mad

in hindsight, why pitch to freeman? just walk him for a force at any base.

>>149571190
you were saying this last year

>>149571190
Cram it, poodrepaco!

>he thought the dodgers were going to lose to the white sox after muncy's injury and kershaw getting 3000 Ks
some of you don't know ball

I'm glad the fundies won their world series tonight

>>149571181
Can’t even tell if false flagging but if it’s true then you should get a pet or something. Half your fans act like new faggots and just get made fun of for not knowing what a single is or how many games the NLCS is.

RIP Muncy tho

>>149571188
what the fuck is this shit

>>149571190
Karma doesn't exist faggot, its jeet bullshit

I think I'm going to head to bed and bang my mexican gf to celebrate.
>unfortunately she's flat as a board unlike webmrel

>>149571204
Cram it, poodrepaco!

>>149571206
cope it was a singletani we love it! :)

all this over a win against...the white sox? wtf

>>149571171
>>149571184
I can't even tell when you retards are trolling or legitimately retarded anymore

>>149571191
Yeah it’s pretty pathetic

Doyerpacos think a fielders choice counts as a hit kek

Doyers make em seethe?

>>149571227
hey the white sox are a good team
respect them!

>>149571211
It's a fucking shame. We're probably going to lose him for the season.

>>149571232
>easiest schedule in mlb

Death to Doyers

I hate drinking alcohol. I hate how it makes me feel and smell. I only drink once or twice a month but I have something of an extreme personality so one drink quickly turns to 10. Pray for me to be rid of drinking at all ever again. It just doesn't serve me anymore. Day games at the ball park are when the temptation is greatest. Thanks for reading

>>149571241
JUST when he was getting it going too

PFFFFFFFFT

Dodgers now have an 8.5 game lead over the padres and a 9 game lead over the giants.

>>149571219
Fanbase of simps and goys, guess this is better than the pedophile posting at least.

I can feel the dodgers and their shit bandwagon “fans” (customers) continuously harvesting bad karma. This bad energy will return to kick them in the teeth soon enough

My team won? Time to celebrate by talking about white birth rates dropping
I'm glad I'm not as online as some of you guys kek

I'm glad the fundies won their world series tonight

>easiest schedule in mlb

Yeah it’s pretty pathetic

Doyerpacos think a fielders choice counts as a hit kek

Death to Doyers

>>149571188
GG SOX

>>149571257
Pride comes before the fall. This is going to be sweet to watch

>>149571257
Crazy to think they were tied with the giants a couple weeks ago

APOLOGIZE

>>149571243
>The random Giants hate from Nevada
Must be ol school doyer fans

>>149571243
wtf what did the dodgers ever do to alaska?

>>149571260
You should be happy your team just won

>>149571260
>Reddit spacing for faggot visibility.
KYS

>>149571266
Yeah your seething has been sweet to watch after watching another dodgers comeback win

>>149571266
Nothing was boastful about my post, just reporting facts.

>>149571274
we got a n ugly injury to a player and you faggots laughed about. fuck off
>>149571279
cry moar and choke on my cock faggot

NOOOO MAX MUNCY :(

>>149571285
>Kershaw Gonzales

kek muncy is done kek

>>149571279
based
>>149571290
cringe

>>149571243
>iowa hates the cubs
but they have their AAA team there???

>>149571243
>all the New Yawkers in FL hating the Red Cox
Kek

If i was a baseball player I think I'd walk out to Batista's theme and do the machine gun thing when I hit a home run

Wow, this is a very toxic general. /mlb/? More like Dodger haters circlejerk. And i'm not even a baseball fan so I say this as an objective bystander.

>>149571286
I’m doing anything but seething. I have a grin on my face now preparing myself for some great entertainment at your expense in the second half of this season.

>>149571290
>defending newfaggots who don’t know what a base hit is
this ain’t it chief

>>149571309
Stop posting Dave you have a presser

Mariners!

kek rip muncy
the good ol’ kekkie doos!

>>149571310
>in the second half of this season
pffffft, you're supposed to say in october
and even then we all know you cucks said the same thing last year

>>149571309
>not even a baseball fan
we know ohtanipaco

C3K

>>149571254
I feel you anon I'm the same except for me it's almost every day.
How the fuck do you manage to only drink once or twice a month?

HAHAAA DODGERS WIN

My stros are running out of players to field :)

Dodgers won btw. If you didnt know.

>Reddit spacing for faggot visibility.
KYS

kek muncy is done kek

I’m doing anything but seething. I have a grin on my face now preparing myself for some great entertainment at your expense in the second half of this season.

kek rip muncy
the good ol’ kekkie doos!
>>149571314
my post has nothing to do with that and you're excluded from picrel

KEK

>>149571336
Many are saying this!

Bruh I was so afraid Kersh wouldn't get it tonight. I was sick to my stomach in the 6th inning.

>>149571337
>still redditspacing
Faggot

>>149571314
>this ain’t it chief
holy reddit

>>149571273
my best guess

>>149571337
it did tho, a fielders choice is not a single >>149571260

mariners (indeed) btw

>>149571337
>>149571290
I usually don't seethe after a win but do yo thang

>>149571338
Max Muncy's leg is a noble sacrifice for another Dodgers championship.

>>149571343
>xir is triggered
surely that will make it stop!

>>149571331
>How the fuck do you manage to only drink once or twice a month?
In a way the binge drinking makes me feel so bad an terrible the next day (even if I had enough food/water and am not hungover) that it keeps me off for at least another two weeks until the next time. Sometimes I can go a whole month. I don't have any good advice besides trying to resist and stay disciplined, and I try to occupy my time with something engaging: idle practice breeds idle habits like drinking.

Time to get my beauty sleep.

Goodnight Dodgerchads.

>>149571366
Goodnight brother

I'm a Padres fan: what does /mlb/ think of me?

>>149571347
Non californians always love saying how their state is better than california then seething when californians move in
Maybe keep your mouth shut about how much better your state is next time.

>>149571355
this is simple housekeeping mr too cool to be bothered but feels a need to opine anyway
do yo thang big guy

>>149571285
>Kershaw Kobayashi

>>149571371
you aight white boy

>>149571371
you need to go back

hit it from the back need to see the recker clap

Clayton Kershaw is the first pitcher in MLB history to record his 3,000th career strikeout on his final pitch of the game.

>>149571211
bad break. looked like a torn acl. maybe just a strain hopefully

>>149571375
everyone agrees california is beautiful, it's just everyone hates californians
how many times do we have to have this discussion?

>>149571272
it's reno/vegas natives who have been displaced by bay area refugees

>>149571309
We all like dick and are secretely hating on each other

Doc feels optimistic about Muncy, it *might* be a strain.

The amputation is scheduled for tomorrow.

>>149571390
Oregon is more beautiful, but the people are worse. You will not find a larger population os self-hating, self-loating whites than in Oregon. They hate existence and themselves.

t. Native Oregonian

>>149571387
You know right away if your acl or any major knee ligament is torn, at least fully

BREAKING NEWS: Team with 4x the payroll of the other team wins game. Fans are comparing this regular season outing to the World Series.
More after the break.

>>149571385
very cool unironically

the multitude of discussions a single dodgers win can generate is remarkable, but, ultimately, telling.

>>149571385
kino stat

>>149571375
they seethe because californians are overwhelmingly liberal/progressive. they flee california for tax and cost of living reasons then vote for all the same shit that made them leave california

>>149571375
Bro you realize how much of a retarded cancer cali transplants are? You guys fucked up the most beautiful state in the country and proceed to fuck up the PNW. Live in your own filth faggot.

>>149571413
unironically dodgers run this general.

>>149571385
Randy Johnson's 3000th strikeout was the first pitch of the game. More impressive IMO

I’m from Texas

>>149571433
He struck out a batter with one pitch? That IS impressive.

>there will be more vtube new faggots here by the end of the week
>doyers fans will defend their new faggotry like cuckolds because they hate /mlb/
grim times ahead, and we have tonrest our hopes on the asstros to blow them Saturday

>>149571425
>>149571413
Run isn't the right word. Dodgers fuel this genny, that's for sure.

>>149571437
I don't like the astros but I heard Htown is super sick to visit

>>149571440
No, he had 2999 then the first pitch of the next game was strikeout 3000

>>149571433
He just needed one

Bitch

>>149571441
>relying on asstromiguels
Guess it’s time to pick a poison

>>149571336
>>149571340
Thank you for your attention in this matter!

>>149571449
He struck out a batter with one pitch? That IS impressive.

>>149571445
it is not. houston is massive, awful weather, horrible traffic. i worked in sugar land for two years and would never move back

>Kershaws Great Uncle discovered Pluto
wtf? KEK

>>149571449
esl or retarded

I THINK THE YANKEES SUCK!

>>149571433
this board is so fucking dumb

>>149571471
old, old news. guess they stopped really talking about it after his first decade or so in the league.

>>149571462
I would rather root for cheaters that know the game than newfaggots

>>149571471
not all that surprising honesty I feel like genetics is destiny in a lot of ways

>>149571470
Not even a visit? I've heard only good things.

Randy Johnson is three times the pitcher Satchel was.

Dodgers are winning another WS right? It's likely gonna be Dodgers vs Tigers or Astros and neither of them are good enough to stop doyers

>>149571424
Yeah they're insufferable and I can tell even from here, they'll keep up with California news on social media just to post "ya see THIS is why I left for Arizona/Texas" or whatever

>>149571492
I'm not sure of that anymore. Muncy is a huge loss.

amazing

>>149571492
I've been thinking tigers dodgers for a while myself

>>149571490
nta but it wouldn't be high on my list. austin seems cooler
*embraces for soijaks*

>>149571492
Muncy was their most clutch player so it’s hard to tell now. Those Grand Slams were ridiculous clutch. Before the injury I would’ve said yes

>>149571445
Meh it's just urban sprawl and mexicans here, and the weather can be worse than Miami with higher temperatures and higher humidity but without the beautiful beaches.

>>149571492
It's gonna be Stros Doyers

>>149571413
>website full of fat Hispanic mutts loves the Doyers
Imagine that

>>149571494
They're awful. Always drunks, always drive with an aim to kill, always ucking brain dead. I really despise those fuckers. And just like you said; the cali is the best mentality. If its so good go fucking back retard. I'd love to live by the ocean in sunshine all the time. Go fucking back.

>>149571492
>posting this on July 2nd
>posting this before the allstar break
>posting this before the trade deadline
same thread every night

>>149571413
>>149571519

>>149571508
>Sabathia
>legendary
cringe

>>149571505
lmao austin seems pretty rough man. Htown from what my friends have told me is just a party city.

Randy Johnson got both his 3000th and 4000th strikeout with the faggotbacks but it's the Mariner cucks bragging about it.

Cubs Tigers

>>149571524
kek sigh wheeze

>>149571524
Hi, newfag here.
When are we allowed to start talking about potential playoff match ups

It’s gonna be Mets Yankees and then we will see what a real meltdown on here looks like :)

>>149571492
Try not to dodge our rematch like you dodge ICE agents for once.

>>149571508
I'd like to see him catch CC but I wouldn't bet it on now

The World Series is gonna be Mariners vs Brewers

>>149571556
October 1st

>>149571534
Randy pitched our first no-no and went on to be a HOF, so naturally we love him

>>149571405
>Oregon is more beautiful
Its greener. Not more beautiful. Portland is somehow a weirder shithole than LA.

>>149571556
what's the point when you don't know the actual matchups and who will even be rostered?

Kek Yankees lost 9-11

>>149571533
>>149571505
I've lived in each for around 30 years total. All I'll say is Austin was never that cool and Houston was never that lame and the weather sucks no matter which one you're in.

>>149571556
you do that after game 162

[Poodre Paco News] Angry the Dodgers own his sorry ass team KEK

>>149571581
wow fuck you that was a national tragedy, stay classy dipshit

>>149571582
Austin is overrated and full of indians nowadays

>>149571575
Newfags don’t know what a playoff roster is, they don’t even know what a base hit is kek

>>149571424
Me? Dude I ain't moving anywhere

we love newfriends here :)

What does it mean when a team wins by a walk off homerun? How is it different from a normal homerun?

>>149571599
Nah

The only team I hate more than the dodgers is the astros.

newfag here. Fuck the astros

>>149571588
>visit cedar park costco on a saturday
>checkout line is jeets and their mandatory 10 family members they bring with them stretches to the back of the store

>>149571508
>4K
jesus fucking christ man

>>149571601
walk off is bottom of the 9th and the game is just over

>>149571489
>I feel like genetics is destiny in a lot of ways
Don't tell the doyerjorges about this

>>149571602
Yah

WE ALL LOVE THE NEWFAGS!

>>149571489
>I feel like genetics is destiny in a lot of ways
only white incels think this

>>149571601
Walk off is when you voluntarily report to ICE and you can just walk back to Mexico

newfag here. fuck newfags

>>149571608
and more to come in the future :^)

>>149571625
Idk why you made it a racial thing, there's obviously billions of successful nonwhites. Fix your head

fuck newfags
t. 2019 oldfag

>>149571471
say something nice about him

>>149571625
I agree. If I picked up a ball at the age of 3 with the goal of striking out more hitters than Nolan Ryan in the league, I'd probably have 100's more K's than him by now.

>>149571548
I hate you and that constantly angry yet smug furry leaf and all leafs, but most of all, I hate how my Yankees are run.
>>149571558
I look forward to our mid off. Clay Holmes will throw a perfect game and VolPEDO will hit for the cycle and get 10 RBIs in a game. I wish you fags lost 9-11 instead.

>>149571647
A Newtonian telescope!

>>149571645
2020 oldfag here. I remember the 60 game season

>>149571653
Panama Blue Jay is a way better poster than you. Your only redeeming quality is you don't hide your feelings. Otherwise, all your images suck and you fucking suck.

2014 ancient fag here

>>149571653
I don't hate you or the Yankees, it's just a fun divisional rivalry. Heck of a game yesterday bro. Yankees didn't give up and the Jays work for it.

>>149571677
be nice to slopspie

>>149571677
Back the fuck off

>>149571677
This was an attack

>>149571677
lets take it easy on my slopspie fren they’re just being hyperbolic

2005 newfriend here

>>149571677
Show some respect

>>149571690
that's our ryu :)

We need to talk replacements. Roberts is full of shit, Muncy won't be ready for October. We can plug Miggy in at 3rd, or we could call up Freeland. What's the move?

Sorry.... I didnt.....
Gomen......

>doyerbrowns in the other thread calling for fastballs to the niggers head that slid into muncy
and they play stupid and wonder why people despise them
kill yourselves

>>149571677
She’s sorry, she didn’t know!

Forgive me!

If you weren't here for Astros/Dodgers WS kinography just stop posting forever.

She didn't know!

The Cleveland Indians

>>149571677
Slopspie aint a bad gal

I am going back to Fangraphs
At least an oldfag like me gets some RESPECT there!

this is /mlb/

Late night frens… are we back?

>>149571684
I meant hate in the context of the divisional rivalry (and being a birdfag), yes, not as a person. I was busy for most of the day so I'm glad I didn't see that Trill Warren meltdown live. I like George Springer for you guys.
>>149571677
Y-you too.

>>149571759
We're so sorry on behalf of rudespie...

>>149571722
link the posts or kys

From Keegan Matheson:
>Davis Schneider remembered details of his HR off Will Warren in AA. I asked how:
>“I have a very fine memory of kind of everything … Barger had a homer against him in AA, too. Inside cutter out to dead-centre in Somerset … I’m just a baseball savant, so I know a lot of stuff.”

Those two have had Warren's number since Double A. Poor kid got ambushed and there was little he could do

>>149571713
You're buying geno or bregman

>>149571759
:)

>>149570758
NTA but pretty much every Jap knew Dodgers before Ohtani happened because of Nomo. There were a bunch of TV commercials he was in back then. He was a superstar in Japan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBt9Zk6YWak

>>149571776
Stupid fuck

>>149571775
>bregman
"no"

>>149571759
it's all good. Let's see how next game goes

>>149571780
Lmfao shut up bitch

>>149571781
(:

>>149571782
Why not?

>pay bregman more
>his stats go up
kek a credit to his tribe

>>149571780
based Nomo

>>149571785
Smile at me one more time ya fucking stupid dumb fuck.

>>149571780
don't waste your time trying to explain. the same faggot will say the same exact thing within a week.

>>149571790
Goldschmidt too

>>149571776
Shove it up your ass, faggot. 28 SOON.

>>149571793
<( ^___________^ )>

>>149571766
>>149571044

>>149571729
that image is a certified doyers hood classic

>>149571800
Listef

>>149571798
:(

>>149571806
Listef kek LISTEF KEK!!!

I'm an Angels fan, can I post here?

>>149571797
He’s not Jewish

all out-of-market games will be completely free to watch on mlb.tv for 4th of july weekend

kek toids kek

We got a Nomo song and it was stuck in my head for a while when I was like 4 yo

>>149571813
Okay

We need you're brown poster now more than ever

I'm gonna toid

i'm trooning out

I can haz society to destroy

>>149571471
>>149571647
just a 'toid doing 'toid things

My Dad and Cousin really enjoyed watching last game's highlights. Usually they can't stand more than one inning of baseball

>>149571827
>crickets
don't tell me you actually eat that

>>149571803
>doyerbrowns
it was one anon that you conflate with the majority of normal fans and tell them to kill themselves while acting self-righteous about it when doing so. I can't believe you're actually serious.

‘ics kek

>>149571813
no I get second hand embarassment

>>149571862
what the fuck?

>>149571596
I actually respect that. The retarded transplants fucking drive me crazy.

don't bully the toids

>>149571647
>gee willikers look at this discover I just made
toids KEK toids

2011 certified newfag here

qrd on ‘ics?

>>149571900
Short for hispanic methinks

>>149563618
>i wish there was a mets version of this
I do not like the mest and I hope we redeem ourselves against you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z32wx2QKQBk
late night thread theme

>>149571908
she's got them max scherzer eyes

>>149571895
>his 'planet' got relegated to the minors
>start calling them planetoids

>>149571853
I would never

still can't believe Fabian and Taylor Hearn (Hiroshima Carp) couldn't do well in mlb

>>149571647
Tombaugh is related to Kershaw? First time finding that out. Pretty cool considering that we all learn at physics class who he is.

>>149571925
I know he used to play for them a bit, but given the lore of the mest, I thought the heterochromia would be fitting.

>>149571926
Pluto got demoted because it didn't clear its orbit from asteroid-like objects like the inner planets did. I honestly agree with it because a distinction was need in order to classify future exoplanets discoveries

>>149571908
we won't know til november who comes out on top tbqhwu

fuck kek FUCK!!!

>>149571945
Hearn would be an okay middle reliever on any MLB team, but he's definitely not cut out to be a closer in the bigs (command issues).

>>149571976
>world series 2025
erm.... >>149571524

sometimes i think i am the only straight man on earth and i am going to prove it by sodomizing all of /mlb/

>>149571998
nah why does blud have no chill

>>149571995
writers rooms leaks, it is what it is.

>>149571976
>posting this on July 2nd
>posting this before the allstar break
>posting this before the trade deadline
same thread every night

>>149571775
Geno Suarez? DBacks are in the mix, they won't trade him if they keep things up. Bregman possibly, but I want to see the AAA kid see some run.

you look back and everything is different, but nothing ever changes

>>149572027
I don't get it

wReddit+ from 2024-2025
does anything stick out to you guys? not a trick question just curious

>>149572041
And I hope you never do, sport

>>149572044
This feels like a trick question

>>149571975
I am aware, but it was pointless for the IAU to attempt to nail down the precise definition of planet as there was no scientific merit in doing so and any definition was ultimately arbitrary. There are stars and objects that orbit them. For reasons such as this there has never been an attempt to define 'continent' in geology beyond how we currently know them.

>>149572044
wasn't expecting Vladdy to be that high

>>149572048
rose colored glasses and discontent

>>149572044
Nice try anon.

goodnight mariners nation

>>149572044
haven't i already told you that you WRSneed a thick fat hard cock in your ass you stupid faggot?

>>149572044
yea, I ain’t fallin for this one again.

>>149572060
pain

>>149572053
Yeah it was silly at the time, but now it's a bit more sensible. Also, back then it was widely believed that there was another big rocky planet hiding in an eccentric orbit beyond Pluto. But recent discoveries have disproven this, so we may get the Pluto-Charon system back as the honorary 9th planet as the largest Kuiper belt objects.

>>149572044
Who are the 2 Tms?

>>149572071
kek at least there's baseball. food, sleep, cooming, sunshine, air conditioning....

>>149572056
Yeah there's a lot of guys I feel that way about Vladdy definitely one of him. Ketel is probably the biggest shock to me though

There’s a lot of guys I feel “that way” about too :(

doyerbrowns

>tfw was at the stadium in white sox gear last night

I’m glad it wasn’t tonight because I might get lynched after what happened to Muncy.

that funky muncy

Let them Big Dawgs sleep

>>149572152
Unless you're a limp wristed giants fan you could literally just smash their skulls in lol

dirty ass flyover psyops

>>149572084
I would have just grandfathered it in as a planet and then put an asterisk stating many similar objects have since been discovered. There are a number of observtional anomalies that at least statistically suggest a possible large planet beyond Neptune but nothing has turned up after a decade of searching so two more weeks I guess. Morgan-keenan classifications have turned into an absolute shitshow as well in recent years also.

toids are suing the dodgers kek KEK

>>149572185
this too shall pass

>>149572152
Lol you got major balls even wearing a different team's jersey there. Pacos are prone to violence and they lack impulse control. They're not 'toids

>>149572185
>AFL
anti faggot league?

>>149572174
The classifications will be revised in time. Imo they should keep Pluto as a planet to mark the transition from clean planet orbits to more eccentric Kuiper belt objects. Triton was also likely one such object before being captured by Neptune. Which actually gives credence to the idea that Planet X was ejected from the Solar system and the gravitational anomalies we see are the result of billions of years of gravitational drift from flybys with rogue planets and other stars.

>>149572204
AFL is America First Legal, which was founded by Stephen Miller who is in charge of Trumps ICE raids. The lawsuit was filed just weeks after the incident with ICE/DHS at Dodgers stadium, which was referenced at the press conference the lawsuit was announced at kek. This is a baseball post about a lawsuit filed against the Los Angeles dodgers btw.

Jurickson Profar goes yardo his first game back after months of absence

>>149572222
checked

>>149572227
>founded by Stephen Miller
yay!

KEK TOIDS KEK

dumbass

>>149572240
the roids haven't finished cycling through his system

>>149572163
>>149572203
I was told that I would be assaulted for wearing white sox merch but no one even said anything. It was mostly Japanese tourists and blonde white people with kids in my section anyways.

F'em&S'em

toid stuns 'ics with perfect fruit picking technique

fridge bodied toids are good at setting picks in bb fr

'ics are good at.....
uh.....

>toids seething so hard at the doyerspics that they sued them for DEI
is this the power of /mlb/?

need a fat reddit wife so bad

oh yea, replacing ‘toids

The crowd noise when Kersh hit 3K went crazy

I CANT BREED

who worked this 'ic up into a tizzy kek

Clayton Kershaw

toidics in the lineup

kek ‘toids kek hahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha

This will be my first all star game
What can I expect?

As a baseball fan, I have a pretty big penis and like having sex with women.

'ics are good at....
lets see....

Let's all calm down

oh yes. replacing ‘toids

>spends $200M to build a roster
>it's shit
>spends another $110M to fix the mistakes
>$310M payroll
>can't win the division

Exactly how much payroll does this imbecile need to be able to build a championship roster? Answer = No amount of money because he doesn't know how to build a championship roster.

No gm in the history of any sport has ever done less with more payroll than Brian Cashman, ie - The most overrated gm in all sports. Fire this fagit.

>>149572362
delivering food to toids

Pump it up a little bit

>>149572358
mostly domination from the pitching probably with one or two guys off their game giving up most of the runs

>>149572382
Get this guy one or two pitching dommies

>>149572382
Do they rotate through pitchers a bit more than a usual game?

>>149572347
I think ICE deported his family

>>149572347
some 'toid probably left him a bad tip

>

great game, kersh's 3k plus walk-off win, got my money's worth out of that one for sure. gn

I was just trolling at first but now I literally cant name a single thing hispanics are good at kek

>>149572436
I like hot sauce but I think mine come from Belize

>>149572414
usually try to give the starters 2 innings but it depends on pitch count. most guys get about an inning. they try to get everyone in the game unless the team specifically asks for a guy not to be used. you never see a pitcher and batter face off more than once.

>>149572435
happy for you anon. lose the trip tho.

‘ics KEK ‘ics

>>149572455
getting rid of it, for now

>>149572455
>>149572463
>>94444444

According to sources this is the best lineup for the 2026 wbc but what about the pitchers?

C Raleigh
1B Harper
2B Betts
SS Witt jr
3B Henderson
CF PCA
LF Tucker
RF Judge
DH Trout

White girl here

>>94444444
>everyone desperately trying to hit the get
kinda gay lol

>>149572484
You’ll never be a woman ‘toid

>>149572484
Watch out around here lately....

>>149572358
all the stars

>>149572479
>1B
hmmmmm

if you aint DODGERS then you gay like SF

>>149572484
Will you be my fat reddit bride

I wore my White Sox jersey to a White Sox game and Jerry Reinsdorf spit on me and called me a pussy

Clayton Kershaw

>>149571270
He started the rally and stole a homer tonight.

I've been notified Jerry Reinsdorf is a decent person who would never spit on someone and call them a pussy

>>149572531
Okay it’s perfected now

C Raleigh
1B Alonso
2B Betts
SS Witt jr
3B Henderson
CF PCA
LF Tucker
RF Judge
DH Trout

P Kershaw and who else?

‘ics lying again ?
I’m shocked.

>>149572622
Alonso won’t make the team unless one of Bryce/Freeman is hurt for declines the invitation

>>149572643
Actually scratch that Bryce and Freddie are both lefties, Pete might go as a bench bat

>>149572655
Freddie will probably play for Canada again anyway

>>14957264
Freddie plays for Canada in international competition.

>>149572622
Anthony freakin' Recker.
...'nuff said!

>>149572677
>>149572589

>>149572673
>>149572675
Oh yeah duh

>>149572693
Idiot dumbass *spits*

>insecure 'toids projecting again
sad!

>>149571107
First post in the thread lol. Very sad

oh ‘toids seething

>>149572622
Kershaw will not be pitching in 2026 fren. Fried, Wu, Schwellenbach or whatever tf his name is, Webb, and idk pick a fifth. Maybe Peterson from my metsies if he can keep pitching well.

>>149572738
‘ics live in a constant state of seethe

'toids be all liek, "Oh, excuse me. I'm so sorry". irl kek

>be ‘toid
>die out
>seethe on an Internet forum

>>149571107
FPBP!!

White bros they’re thinking about us again

>>149572778
heh

>>149572799
You mean ((them))?

>>149571107
fpbp fpbp!!

>mets won
>dodgers won
oh yeah these ‘toids got their jimmies rustled

bajp ain't gonna like dis

toids be like “let’s go see the marching band down at the parade this weekend!” kekkkkkk

You guys don’t get it, I’ve only been pretending to be obsessed with white people over the last week. But the jokes on you, because I didn’t mean it. Are you smart enough to get it?

jays won

Clayton Kershaw

>>149572858
27 rings you fucking 51st state

>>149572871
but none since you were born

>>149572861
bet money >>149571044
was him

It’s called trolling ‘toid you just don’t get it. Yes I am brown and poor but that’s not the point.

See?! This is why Reddit has better baseball discussion!

Guys pls stop

>they’re suing the dodgers for DEI
o kek KEK

>>149571107
KEKAROO

>>149571107
Too good

I just remembered you’re all NEET losers and failures and I got chills on my spine

>>149572893
Highly possible, but there's no mention of italian beef, maybe just to throw off the trail. He's got to be letting it out somewhere. Is there an italian beef genny on /ck/ with one poster?

>>149571107
Fuck my German ass

>>149571107
I like this

negative population growth! sub-replacement! kek!

I got this sub replacement that makes a kick ass freakin' italian beef

>>149573010
>>149573027
kek seethe ya lil bitch!

some of my rhetoric this evening was harsh. some of it was not. I take nothing here personally and hope everyone else feels the same.

but enough about your sex life

>>149573031
For the love of G-d show mercy

>>149573032
you hurt my feelings earlier and I will make it my life’s work to exact revenge both physically and sexually

>>149573052
Hmm certainly so, nothing matters much to me once I'm gone anyway, so let the chips fall and the shit house burn, I say. I'm pretty secure with who I am and what I got
Heat death of the universe is coming... tick tock 'umans kek

>>149573060
it do feel that way sometimes

every woman has to have an average of 2.1 kids! but your women aren't! trolololo at the old ball game!

Kek one life anyway wheeze nothing really matters kek one in 8 billion lmao & what anyway? What did you change? What COULD you change?
Trolling psh. The universe is a fucking troll m'dude

is this what too much sun does to a man?

>>149573069
Good. Based nihilistic ‘toid

>>149573069
Peter Thiel kinda hesitated in an interview this week when asked whether he believed humans should go on existing. big thought leader with a lot of money to throw around...

>>149573115
Don't matter to him anyway lmao
Think about the Indian dude who got his sandal foot cut off at the "metal fabricator" he was earning grains of rice at
We got it fucking made bros
Enjoy it. Lucky asshole

>>149572958
I think there are some non-dead ends that post in the genny but definitely not this late. I used to post here all the time late night years ago and join in on the psycho gang action but it’s definitely gotten darker kek

‘mans kek

‘mans kek

>>149573134
oh, I know. I got it easy. When I can stand pat for longer, I'm going to adopt as many pets as possible in need that I can manage to give them better lives than half the people on this planet.

>>149573143
the culture at large is darker right now. may you live in interesting times and all that.

‘mans be like “ahhhh life is a futile search for meaning in an apathetic universe” lmao

>>149573173
We who chill in the dark psycho hours are, at our worst, still top 95% wealth and opportunity globally, and even moreso on a historical scale.
I don't waste my chances too much, live to live, am as outgoing as I can be without being an annoying prick. Cause man this is a fun, privileged ride we're on, man, and it's like, let's enjoy, you know? Even if it's not forever

’GGets kek!!

And dat's what da 'sycho gang's all 'bout

>>149573185
Yeah you’re probably right. Oh well kek

>>149573199
that's where I'm at also and do my damndest to exist in that frame of mind. I sometimes wish I didn't say some of the shit I do let loose here but this is a crowd with thick skin and this place helps me be a kinder person irl.

I don’t like this pontificating I’ll be honest can you guys go back to calling for the death of whitey or something

‘toids kek

>>149573262
Shut up ‘anny

>>149573262
Clayton Kershaw

>>149573252
I'm really an extremely kind and thoughtful person in reality, but shitposting is limitless, and anonymity makes it easy to play both sides. I just like to buck the flow if it's shitty and ride if it's fun, whatever the fun is. Being shitty fun today? Well by golly I'm being shitty then

>>149573262
The fuck you cum to church for den

>>149573305
I usually am also but stress can make me snap if I'm not careful and I still carry guilt for some things I've said or done for many years. nothing physically violent but it's still shit you can't take back. anyway, 'nuff said.

we need nu

Kek

Seethe

>>149573402
>I still carry guilt for some things I've said or done for many years
Realize those things are part of who you are, if you regret them all you can do is learn from them and grow into the person you want to be.
We all collect damage and scars, broken bones, broken insides, right? But how you react to it is what you can choose going forward.
Mentally working out is hard, like physically working out is. Facing your fears and yourself and realizing who you are, and ways you can change it.
Cause you sure can't go back in time. And if you could, I don't know that I would. Maybe. But I wouldn't be the same. And I like me.

>>149571107
LFG

kek KEK

Please, fuck my ass

kek ‘toids kek

‘manity dying out kek

oh lol

>>149573446
yeah, it's absurd but I'm talking about shit like smacking a 2-year-old girl in the face when I was 3. I think it doesn't permanently go away because I remember the kind of feelings I had at the time still and new it was the wrong thing to do at the time, but I did it anyway.

tick tock 'mans kek! 5 billion years ol' Sol's goin all red giantty kek gameplan 'manity?

I’m going back to pol

_>_?

nihilism won
>>149573545

>>149573527
Oh you're just sensitive and not much life experience, that's all
Go out & talk to more ppl you'll make hella mistakes, but more you do it less you make.
I bet you're actually pretty good socially with practice, sounds like you're empathetic. Explore that

New tigers fan here