Thread 149571919

/calciomercato/ subedition
SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino


Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot water, it's too late to get into warhammer 40k and stay hellokittypilled

negru

New tinpot standings is up

>>149572273
most unlikely of them all was limone outsmarting poop baldiola

>>149572415
>25m release clause for clubs out of italy

negru is gone

>>149572423
finally the debt to coventry city for robbie keane will be half repaid

imagine this summer's transfer signings, Interbros

>>149572503
Vlahovic and Yildiz for Pavard and Calhanoglu

Asllani might be a fucking starter, oh my days

Quick someone buy Jota

Watch out for Barcola, with his somewhat tottering gait...

>>149572579
why didn't you just say he died like a retard in a car accident

Diogo Jot-ACK!

BREAKING: Vin Diesel confirms Diogo Jota will appear in the last Fast & Furious movie

>>149572579
>>149572827
>>149572847
>>149572904
you are not funny

>>149573099
what do you mean

Bonucci's son, Gianluca Vialli, Diogo Jota and Sinisa Mihajlovic walk into a cafe

Hopefully Milik welcomes him in Heaven and they become friends

the vaxx did it

Now that Liverpool is in need for a backup striker what better chance to sign one of Federico Chiesa's closest friends :)
Besides, >we and Liverpool are friends in tragedies, >we have to stick together so yeah I think they should sign Dusan Vlahovic

Jeeez

He was driving a Ferrari btw, he wouldn't have died in a Red Bull themed Mini Cooper or a Mercedes or an Alpine or an Aston Martin or on a Haas toolbox

>all that money
>buys shitbox

It was a Lamborghini actually

Talk about a minusvalenza huh

>>149573271
See my first thought was this was Chiesa all along... just getting a competitor for his spot out of the way.

Marinakis killed him

>>149573644
I guess you could say he pushed him out of the club

>>149573618
You can't reason with the director of football of Death FC

Howling

I remember rating him at some point I think, wouldn't wanna die in a car crash, R.I.P. short Portuguese guy

Shitalian car who would have thought

just ate a cucciolone
rip diogo jota

>Viktor Gyokeres has 'DUMPED his girlfriend because he wants NOTHING tying him to Lisbon'
Absolute demon on and off the pitch

>>149574290
based gyokeres, but no one wants him

>>149574131
Lamborghinis are crazy horses, it's known, that's their charm

Was he a Forza or a Gran Turismo guy

>>149574441
it's too hot to have lunch, I'll skip it and have dinner later

mo you tell me how arkham city is not the best superhero game to date

>tfw no new proper Arkham game ever again
Goals & skills compilation for this feel?

ok so we stuff weah, muttuidi, kalulu, negruani, floyd, nico, arthur, copemeiners and luigi into a lambo like its a clown car

>>149574981
Why would you want another one

>>149575024
Because then I can mod them and make the goons look like footballers I don't like

>>149574981
with gotham knights and suicide squad sucking and bombing it'll be a long time before we get another batman game period I reckon, let alone a good one

>>149575097
That's why I specified "proper Arkham game", surely those games you mention don't exist hahaha
I would have remembered them if they were anything more real than let's say orcas hahahaha

>>149575013
but belgio, lambos are already clown cars

>>149572579
>>149572827
>>149572847
>>149572904
you are funny

>>149573722
liverpool will have to buy papakanellos now!

>sportiello-gollini swap deal
There's a joke in there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wydsLDWqhWE
How the fuck did >we turn this guy into an ego-driven and overpaid mid striker, I'm losing my mind man I was so hyped when he signed

>>149575502
That's just the Judentus effect? Not the first time that this has happened. Higgy was also signed for 90M and all he did was get fat.

>>149575532
He was already fat, also all that bullying didn't help.

>>149575502
Serie A is, as things stand, an unparalleled generator of technical mix-ups

>>149575502
How?
>chaos on the pitch
>chaos of the pitch
>garbage players
>himself

>>149575502
Imagine going from Italiano to Allegro as a striker, it's a wonder he hasn't been arrested for murder yet

>>149575149
>Papakanellos
I never know if they're real names or if you're making them up

>>149575797
it's definitely made up, greekfags never know their papa

https://x.com/_Ronacs/status/1940740931449466969
what the

>>149575857
Extremely important post

>>149575857
Holu fucking shit

>>149575781
.

This is the best league in the world, nowhere else can you ever see shit like this happen

Why are poorfags so attracted to Lamborghini’s?

>>149575982
if this image can't keep Lotito awake then that's trouble

>>149575976
AIDS?

>>149575982
looks like we have the image for the next thread

>>149575502
Feels almost surreal that he was one of my favorite footballers back then and now I can’t stand the sight of him. Mottard no doubt had a hand in it but he’s an absolute headcase, this is probably the only fanbase that looks fondly upon Morata, imagine fucking up so badly that they’re all happy to see the back of you.

>>149575982
Sleepy Lotito bros...

>>149575982
Don Diego De La Verga

Bernabe is my nigga my homie
but I'm afraid Don Lotitcho is going to order a hit on him

Federico Bernabeschi

>>149576106
10/10 post

>>149576068
I remember watching the highlights of Sampdoria-Fiorentina match in the 2019-20 season (him and Chiesa both scored on that match) and immediately told myself that he was going to hit 20+ goals in the next seasons

>>149576130
howdy mr. Cherubonko

>>149575857
Digits and his onlyfans handle is going to be inspector_wadget1900

>Juventus have NO intention of being held hostage by Vlahovic. In fact, Comolli is very active in the market, pursuing multiple deals and, while waiting for something to materialize for Vlahovic, is assessing the feasibility of the deal involving Osimhen and negotiating with PSG for the retention of Kolo Muani.
- Sky Sborrt

Someone post that edit of Vlahovic holding a hostage

>>149576337
kys grimolli

>>149576337
Based Comolli, zingari can't control shit

>>149576337
Given his percentage of accuracy on target, that hostage will end up being Jay

>>149576337
fresh from the musk factory

>>149576406
I remember this other one, kind of looking likee it was from the movie Taken with Zingaro and Dybala

I just burst out laughing

>>149576452
how can one respect a sports journalist? every day that passes the evidence grows more and more

Mo accelero

>new kebab x georgian food place opened up
>order some shit with my friend yesterday
>it was good but they fucked up the order a bit
>send a ticket to uber eats
>money returned while we ate really good food for free

>Diogo Jota was one of the names on Allegri's shortlist for a new Milan forward
They're fucking sabotaging him ANY WAY they can.

>kills himself just to avoid playing for Allegri
Damn that would be too much even for me

>>149576599
>>149576612
can't blame him, I'd also kms if I had to play under him

>>149576599
>Diogo Jota
>Thiago Motta
The puzzle is coming together.......

le ebin allnegru bad xd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IC76o_lhFw

Dusan Vlahovic. An ABJ legend.

>>149576543
He did it TWICE

He's trying to warn you, retards. Vlahovic is next. He's also on Allegri's shortlist. They're going to get rid of him to prevent his transfer to Milan from happening.

*points at these dubs*

>>149573603
So a shitbox

Ballardini Huracán

>>149576337
inb4 vlahovic goes to napule and scores 30 goals a season

Hell do be freezing over rn

>>149577037
same day that ps gets gears of war

>>149571919 (OP)
Pully and Ciao getting dominated by Kuromi

>>149576698
e mo se magna

What flavor is there

How will you-know-what affect the mercato

Finally cooled down enough to go on a ride without dying of heat stroke

>>149577506
>Leiden kid finds himself in poverty stricken Vlissingen
What horrors

>>149577506
I've been cycling a lot this past month, exclusively 6am rides.

>no cars, no traffic
>cool 15-20 degrees tops
>no need to drink coffee because the ride awakes me properly

10/10 would recommend.

There are cyclists RIGHT IN THIS MOMENT posting in /seriea/

>>149577571
true men only drink beer and never use a bike besides going to a local store on it half drunk to buy more beer

what club would kaiba root for?

>>149577540
Wrong Dutchposter, and I seriously hope you don't think so lowly of me that I would willingly enter Vl*ssingen

>>149577506
Is that the beach close to Zandvoort?

The Polaretti family today is bringing its fruit to Polarettiland, they really really go for it
Juice, ice and flair put everything into it, here they make Polaretti with the best of fruit

I struggle to realize that Dusan Vlahovic just fucking died

>>149577650
Not anymore
There are too many habibi's and hakimi's, thus the place has been renamed into Zandnegruvoort

Mentioned

>>149577312
grok!

>>149577834
>il dimash skipping the offside trap fandango
truly poetic

>>149577506
vgh the melancholic beauty of the North sea

>>149577650
Much more to the south, it's near Vlissingen. I'm staying in Zeeland (province) for the week

oh shit

>>149577930
what are the total conversion mods implications here? can I expect to see a fully pirate setting in a few years? t. still playing total conversion warband mods

Business idea: Themepark for the rich called Wage World where you can try out being the various types of wagie as amusements.

https://youtu.be/NQWkNXr2ujI

>>149577959
It's an expansion so I suppose it will work just like a mod but it's official

Come here
Daddy Beaver
We are
Asking in chorus
One at them
Another at me
Tell us two stories or better three

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOn-wcfrjwY
>L'avvocato dell'atomo looks like that
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>149578020
he's also not particularly hung (he's in at least one of his gf's of videos), so the real question is why his hot gf stays with him, even if she also fucks other guys she could still have a much better looking "main guy"

>>149578043
>he's also not particularly hung (he's in at least one of his gf's of videos)
Say what

>>149577930
>sailing in warband/bannerlord
eeeeeh
still a shame Bannerlord is way worse for modding so we'll never ever get proper big ass conversion mods, several warband mod devs abandoned their projects of putting their shit in Bannerlord as it's just too much of a hassle

>Como, agreement reached for Nicolas Kuhn, Celtic striker. Operation worth 16.5 million pounds

someone stop them

>he will never fill the rush of fresh air cooling his nutsack as he /cyc/les downhill on a hot summer afternoon
kwab

>>149578142
That is until they get into any european competition and will have to comply to ffp

>>149578142
>and it's going to be squandered by a duccio midwit

>>149578142
Dassrite

>>149578187
holy forehead on the left

>Retegui to Al Qaeda
kek

serieAI, post a mcu modok x comolli shop

>>149578302
it's hyperinflation money so it's about three fiddy Sturaros

>>149578193
LMAOOOOOOO the soviet serie ass league just decided to completely destroy a non legacy team with a guaranteed ch l spot, they even appointed an IRS agent as manager

Idk if anyone has any knowledge in these things. But are clubs insured agains their players dying or something like that?

I guess you don't have to pay salary anymore, but what happens to the book value?

>>149578354
remaining book value of the asset becomes a loss on disposal

#pray4finnbro

>>149578545
lamborghini??

>>149578084
Interesting move. He was fantastic for the first half of the season but sort of disappeared from February onwards. That amount of money for him seems like a good deal.

Reminder to BUY Scottish Premiership talents. TRUST in Scottish Premiership talents. INVEST in Scottish Premiership talents.

>>149578645
never seen him play but i will now beliebe hes 20x better than negruvid
fuck that david shitter you cant even meme his name properly

>>149578677
Huh I think David is a great signing

>>149578677
Why do you even hate David that much

>>149578193
What? Why? That's so retarded.

>>149578645
>Reminder to BUY Scottish Premiership talents. TRUST in Scottish Premiership talents. INVEST in Scottish Premiership talents.
Can you list top 5 that you think have the most potential currently?

>>149578780
he doesn't hate the player or the signing itself, he just needs something to further his gay schtick

>>149578842
why would you believe it?

>>149578645
1 Lennon Miller please

>>149578863
Lennon Miller is head and shoulders no.1 on the list. A lot of clubs after him. I’d say James Wilson from Hearts is up there, only 17 and he’s more or less a first team regular.

Apart from them I’d be scratching my head a little bit. Igamane at Rangers had a spell where he looked outstanding but he tailed off, Engels is highly rated at Celtic (record signing too) but I personally don’t see the hype. Hatate and Maeda are both players who I could see make a step up to Mr Eni’s Premier Division.

>JEEP
>Visit Detroit

>>149578745
from jjs competitors perspective? sure
>>149578780
>stock up on shitters fra it will totally work
lol

>EU initiative "Stop Killing Games" gets million signatures
Charles Michel status?

>>149579100
Give me one striker that was better for that price (has to be non-delusional). His agent fees, signing bonus and salary weren't low but it's still cheap for a guy who reached double digits both in goles and assists last season.

>>149579013
Thanks anon, I'll add them to my unironic personal list of players to follow and will see how they develop in a while

>>149579122
Certaintly hope we get more than 1,617,989 votes by the end of the month! Can't risk getting 55.30%'d!

https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/07/man-fails-to-take-his-medicine-the-flesh-starts-rotting-off-his-leg/
>Man fails to take his medicine, the flesh starts rotting off his leg
Dubs and this happens to Zingaro

>>149579122
This is so fucking retarded I swear to god, this will only stop directors from realizing the games they want only to pander to the retarded fans who have no absolute taste. Forget your Death Strandings, your Expedition 33s, your charming indie games.
Fuck gamers

'tioned

>>149572503
I do remember modric to inda a few seasons ago

>>149579295
id rather play pro evolution 5 and gladius on xemu for the rest of my life than have to suffer through some japanese guys delirious ravings and persona but with baguettes

He wasn't driving alone, I'll give you that

https://www.flightradar24.com/
David plane soon(tm), following it should be fun, you never know if something happens

>>149579537
Following today's events, I kinda trust a plane more than a car

>>149579555
>>149579561

I just fell off the stairs and got transported to the closest hospital via Medichoppper

>>149578193
Reminder that torello eterno of Il Mancio literally scouted serie ass' striker out of a random argensimian favela

>>149579620
Why is it spelled "rumor" on all but Hjulmand where it's spelled the British way kek?

We could console Arne Slot.............................

>>149579620
It's always shit like this but in the end Locatelli still stars for the whole season

>50m for a worse Frendrup
lel

>>149579735
I'd play the Slot console

>MindsEye boss reportedly claims ‘internal and external saboteurs’ are to blame for the studio’s woes
Serie A boss reportedly claims ‘internal and external saboteurs’ are to blame for the league’s woes

The Piracy Shield is to kurp for MindsEye's fail

Diogo Jota? Vaccinated.

>>149579960
This but unironically. His reaction time got 250 times slower thanks to the vaxx so he coudn't avoid hitting that tree and crashing and burning and screaming in agony

I Got that zingarotime, zingarotime sadness
Zi-zi-zingarotime, zingarotime sadness
Got that zingarotime, zingarotime sadness
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

>>149579620
>Sancho wingback
>Hjulmand 50m
>Gatti at all

>>149580062
He looks so peaceful with his brother here. Just like if they were sleeping.

Michael Mads-ACK!

>>149580242
For a second I thought you meant Mads Mikkelsen...

>>149580251
Same and I literally stopped everything I was doing and double re-read it just to be sure

>>149580233
My shitty Golf would've survived that

Rate this cat I found while cycling

>>149580352
cute

>>149580352
Looks like President Ferrero

>Triple celebrity sacrifice
What is grimolli cooking? I fully expect milik to be the week 1 starter and to score a hat trick

>>149579620
>una juve possibile

it's crazy that Italians really talk like this

>>149580352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_oDhrBsVFA

>>149580604
Mhm? Who else died?

Skeletor-looking ahh

>Anthem Game Update: After careful consideration, we will be sunsetting Anthem on January 12, 2026
It's Anthover...

>>149580653
school shooter ass haircut :skull:

>>149580689
Anthem 2.0 update any second now

>>149580648
Kylie page

>>149580689
...the servers were still active?
Might get a cheeky plat before it's joever lmao

>>149580731
>3/10 Difficulty
>1 Playthrough
>70 Hours
Rather you than me

>>149580760
Even the trophy list looks particularly uninspiring

>>149571919 (OP)
Why is my goon material in the OP of this thread?

>1-0 Italy win
Calcio.

*drives home safely*

Anthe-ACK

>>149580920
Good to see Conceicao arrived safely back in Portugal

Not a single CB rumor in sight
I don't even know where Cabal is located atm

>>149580233
so unlucky!!!!! alas!! the absurdity of existence we are nothing but sand!! this could have happened to anyone driving a multi million sports car with complete disregard of any traffic laws and speed limits....god just wanted another angel by his side!

>>149580647
you now remember 1990 italo-japanese anime, Roubin Fuddo no Daibōken

>>149580995
Only rumors I see are about Sancho despite the fact that fuck all is advancing in the deal

>>149581083
Wrong image

>>149581130
knowing the great minds of this general, I'm expecting some racist edits in the next hours

>>149581192
There's never been a racist post or edit in the history of /seriea/ though

>>149581192
do carry on

>>149581209
what about the edit of Milik putting Gravina in a gas chamber?

>>149581231
wait scratch that, it technically can't be counted as racist

>>149581231
I'd argue it would be more racist, towards calcio lovers, to *not* put him in that chamber

>>149581231
the only flaw in that image is that it does not bear the caption "mai stati in zyklon b"

>>149581318
how old is he, 75? Way things go it'll be to natural causes, don't think there's ever been a major assassination on someone in the high places of a Football Association

Jessica Silva of the Portuguese NT sends you the pic on the right, how do you respond?

wht did lidl italia mean by this?

>>149581526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9jj0qISaMk

>The One Big Beautiful Bill passes and is set to become law.
lole, the civil war is about to become reality

Wankdorf stadium hehe

Meloni's BBB when

>Papu Gomez returns to play in Italy: he has signed with Padova
non ce la faccio troppi ricordi.gif

When is the next /seriea/ meetup? Getting nostalgia about the last one.

>>149581808
qrd?

>>149581808
>The One Big Beautiful Bill
it wasn't enough to make all Serie A spectators pay for it, now we have to call sfinter's debt that too?

>>149579620
fake and gay, >we are chained to locatelli forever

There won't be much dancing on the streets of Portugal tonight

>>149579620
depending on the bench could compete for the title with a good manager

>>149579295
so true fellow industry plant ahem I meant anon!

>>149581526
me on the bottom left pointing at her feet

>tfw wavin flag is suddenly stuck in your head for no reason
take me back

>>149579127
>Give me one striker that was better for that price
this is still not an argument to sign an absolute shitter
also any random negru from france would do the same for less money
where do you even play him lol

>>149583739
the spanglish version was the best

>>149583739
Why are you nostalgic for a World Cup that never happened? Hahaha

@FabrizioRomano
makes me sick..

Biggest football account on planet earth couldn’t even take 12 hours off to pay tribute to the Jota brothers.. Just business as usual for him..

This is why I can’t stand homosexuals folks, they’re perverted sociopaths who make it all about them.

>>149583751
He has 25 goles and 12 assists in 49 games in 24/25, you literally cannot find another guy with those numbers for that price, don't know if he'll do well but how can you call that a bad deal

>He had 9 goles and 5 assists in 35 games in 23/24, you literally cannot find another guy with those numbers for that price, don't know if he'll do well but how can you call that a bad deal.
t. Belgio #4 last year about Douglas Luiz

>>149583853
you’re getting copemeined again lole
even if the price is good (its not), spending money on a shitter is still money wasted

Forz-ACK Motorsp-ACK

Yamauchibros stay winning!

>>149583934
Luiz was undeniably good at Villa, like come on, it's like saying that Koopmeiners was dogshit at Atalanta or that Vlahovic was dogshit at Fiorentina.
>>149583957
I'd rather spend them on David than spend them on Osimerd and get scammed nonetheless for much more money

>>149583848
>grown man dedicating his entire life to gossip
what did you expect

>>149580233
I dont see them

>>149583848
As soon as I saw it I wanted to post it here and replace Fabrizio Romano with a regular /seriea/poster

>Jj wants Sancho
>can't pay for the wages
I've been reading this exact thing for like 2 weeks, Comolli I'd like to see some rumors about a CB too

>>149584242
Based Zingarovic saving >us from another retarded deal

>Hancko rumors again
kill Grimolli
spawncamp Grimolli

>>149584311
>didnt save us from david
really not having a good season
>>149584242
henko t. van het moeras

Just read Hancko rumors

>>149584344
>really not having a good season
he will save us by injuring both Yildiz and David during trainign

I need /seriea/'s foremost agronomists to explain to me why watermelons are still so expensive all these years after the coof and the Ukraine war.

No Hancko updates on the web's foremost source of Feyenoord schizos

>>149584448
you need an economist, but shit goes more or less like this: when a market has accepted a price tag there is no need for the (((merchant))) to lower the price, even if his costs go down, unless a new competitor appears

My personal realistic conspiracy theory is that there are many more price-gauging cartels than we are led to believe. You cannot tell me the producers of random stuff like batteries, toilet seats and heating element never get together and decide they get rich together

>>149584448
unfortunate hammer incidents during transit
truly the fruit biz' dark underbelly

Death Stranding 2 patch 1.006.000 is up.
Also what the fuck are they fixing? I've been playing since Early Access and didn't get a single bug lmao

>>149584681
There was some unfortunate aliasing on some of Elle's/Tomorrow's toes

>Papu Gómez returns to professional football as he’s set to sign for Italian second division side Padova.
What the

BAILA

>Jonathan David will be in Turin in the next hours to undergo medical tests and sign in at Juventus. Contract until June 2030.
I cannot think of any nickname

>>149584780
All will depend on if he's good in his first 2 games. Kolo Muani was decent enough so his nickname (Renault Kangoo) wasn't that mean-spirited.

If David is shit, heaven help him.

>>149584780
>surname is David
Not a nickname but the penalties were promised to him in the 3000 old Il Calcio che Vorrei

Idk anymore lmao just get Heihancko it's probably the only somewhat defence-oriented players our boards know of

>>149584842
Ok you have my interest. What's with all the Heihachi edits you make/want?

>>149584780
aa missile bros hurry up
>>149584822
its negruani

>>149584899
I've reached that point in life where I idolize that silly old man

>>149584780
Livingston
Seagull
Gabbianegru
Gabbianella e Gatti

struggling to remember Madsen in a non Tarantino movie

>>149585006
scary movie 4

got it Donnie Brasko

Then Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White and
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
They kicked grimolli in his french ass

Donnie Hancko
(Also could have been Jj backline in 25/26)

Anthony It's hot

I hate Dollman

Most of these “sfinteristi” are frauds.. just a bunch of in Cell fucking narcissist who never got laid in their life trying to get attention. This midget Croatcel is one of them.. pay attention to the Beta sissies sfinter thirdies that’s (You) his bullshit. Fucking nerds.

What the...

>>149586814
aw hell nah this nigga playin season 2???

yo tell my man STOP

Good morning /seriea/

Friday plans??

>>149572273
>after aet
>after after extra time

>>149589070
what's so "extra" about it?

Good morning /seriea/

>Nicolas Kuhn in arrivo dal Como. L'esterno tedesco arriverà dal Celtic per 16M
>Doppio colpo Genoa: in arrivo Tengsted dal Benfica (prestito con diritto) Obrador dal Real Madrid (titolo definitico)
>Milan punta su Marc Pubill, terzino 2003 dell'Almeria. Su di lui anche il Barcellona, che lo acquisterebbe per poi mandarlo in prestito al Real Betis. Il giocatore è valutato sui 15M
>Sassuolo vuole sostituire Toljan con Sebastian Sebulonsen, esterno destro 2000 del Brondby. I neroverdi sono anche in trattative per il rinnovo di Thorstvedt.
>Atalanta manda l'attaccante 2004 Vanja Vlahovic in prestito allo Spezia
>Napoli offre a Ndoye 3M più bonus per l'ingaggio

>>149586814
Ah that's why the King's influx increased yesterday night

living in Rome is like living in Mad Max

>>149589315
damn Roma really going all out with new transfers announcements

>>149589315
Sovl

>>149589315
The Pietralata ricci gang is pissed off

>>149589244
Extra riggi

>>149589465
more like extra rigga

Ricci Cuckitini

>Obrador dal Real Madrid
Yeah? What works is he known for?

StellACKntis

>New home for Serie A in the UK & Ireland : Lega Serie A is coming to DAZN - watch every game in the UK & Ireland, plus every game in Spanish in the US, along with highlights in select territories.
RIP Anglo-anons

>>149589470
Vltramogs all shitalian pizzas

I just landed in Malpensa :)

>>149590033
I hope the immigration officials pick you out and turn you back around

Dio esposito

>thuram-vlahovic swap deal
you read it here first

>>149590353
Horizon was the fun one anyway

>>149590353
The internal and external saboteurs weren't happy with just killing MindsEye... they had to take down Forza too...

>>149590324
no i read it on Twitter first, multiple times too

>>149590396
>Horizon
>fun
?????

>>149589315
I heard it this morning and I live about 10km from that place.

>>149590486
Are the local riccios ok?

>>149590470
Both the wife and I played it quite a bit. No complaints really. Just stopped playing after about a year because it got repetitive.

>>149590509
Pietralata's woods are vast but they don't get that far.
I wouldn't say okay since they're probably falling into the stadium meat grinder as we speak

I'm 170cm tall.

>>149590677
Would you look cute in a skirt and thigh highs socks?

>Juventus are considering terminating Vlahovic's contract. Ristic and Comolli will evaluate the possibility of a consensual termination one year early, with a substantial severance package
?????

ALLEGRI ARRIVED AT MILANELLO
I REPEAT
ALLEGRI ARRIVED AT MILANELLO

>>149590720
Spilungone in shitaly doe

>Bologna have closed the deal for Martin Vitik, a defender who arrives for 15 million euros from Sparta Prague
steal of the year

>>149590745
>40m minusvalenza
>also 12m worth severance
????????????????????????????????

>>149590804
There are some negrus that look like there are some gears at work behind their eyes. But with him it just looks like the lights are on, but nobody is home.

>Lilian Thuram and Khéphren Thuram would love Marcus Thuram at Juventus. However, There's no truth in the reports linking the French striker to Juventus
phew

>>149590867
It's happening

Nothing ever happens doe

>Daniele Rugani’s agent Davide Torchia on his future: "Daniele [Rugani] is determined to continue giving everything for Juventus. He’s at the perfect age for a defender and deeply attached to this club."
Rugani szn incoming

How tall are Jeep Grand Cherokee's? I don't want it to be like the Italy NT where crosses get punted in to a manlet striker

>another transfer to Chelsea for a gorillion British pounds for a guy no one will remember in 5 years or maybe they will but only because he signed a contract for 10 years

this club stopped being interesting with the departure of Abramovič, this shit is gay

>>149590804
*con air theme stars playing*
>Jonathan David
>literally who
>looks fast
>probably worse than zingaro

>>149591084
It's fucking over

>>149591029
he is 178cm x 80kg

>Omar Farang Zin, 49, an Italian tourist, was mauled to death by a bear in Romania on Thursday, July 3, after posing for a selfie with its cub. Omar was riding his motorbike along the Carpathian Mountains in the central Arges region when a vicious bear attacked him & dragged his body down a ravine.
>Police & emergency services found Omar's lifeless body after an hour-long search. Just a day before the tragic incident, Omar had posted Facebook pictures of a large bear standing extremely close to him & a selfie with a bear cub. A separate video showed him saying, "Here's the bear! How beautiful. It's coming towards me." Romanian authorities confirmed the bear had been put down.

>>149591210
Gran Colosso in shitaly

>>149591295
kek

Martin Vitik and Mattia Viti anter a coffee

This is for the people standing against our allies.

>>149591029
Wait did you think that David's tall? He's not even 180cml

>>149591891
I just assumed he was a specimen, more often than not that is the case with Ligue Uhn negrus. They should have tried to get Big Zirk on loan instead of adding another manlet to the team. Even if it is just to defend against corner calcios.

hot take of the day: yu-gi-oh > magic

>>149591988
if Juventus needed a black lanklet then they should have gotten Onuachu

>>149591988
not all tall negrus are good at headers.
Vlahovic sucks and he's close to 1.95 whereas Nico Merdalez is pretty short and is good at them.

>>149591988
It's not like anyone can cross in this team, otherwise Nico would actually have a purpose

>>149592008
I once saw Zirkzee score a header for Oranje, so clearly he’s the next Luuk de Jong when it comes to heading

>>149592023
To be fair, I feel like there are less people who seem to know how cross whenever i watch a match nowadays

>>149592098
I mean, when it comes to corner kicks and general headers, Jj just fucking sucks. Nowadays there are teams that score like half of their goals from corners, how >we manage to not put a single header in with Thuram and Cats up front is beyond me.

>>149592131
I mean crossing from open play in general. Not saying I expect everyone to be Alexander-Arnold, of course.

>>149591886
>depistaggio from 40 years ago still going

holy shitalia batman

>>149592190
What depistaggio? It was Palestinians who did it

>>149592273
waiting for l'ultimo homo article

>Mourinho in the Ferrari box
the jokes write themselves

>>149592181
When it comes to open play I sort of agree, I guess it's mainly because defenders and keepers usually know how to handle them better (Jj is an exception) and because it's generally better to win a corner and cross from there to use your tall defenders to score. Tactically it makes sense since pure 9s who would score a ton of headers like a Crouch are rare nowadays and that the false 9 position is very common since Guardiolel made it giga popular.

>>149592273
tare get on the line NOW

>>149588827
to see who I can trick to invite me to the brazilian all-you-can-eat steak tourist restaurant, I have been eaten canned tuna for three days now

He looks like he just ate a kebab, I'm getting good signs

>>149592458
for some reason I immediately thought of my brother when i saw this pic. Probably the hair

>>149591122
>looks fast
hes not
>>149590745
thats some hysterical shit lol

not all blacks are ngubus but all ngubus are black

>>149590745
Can't they just hire the same zingari who wanted to put a hit on Beans to negotiate a better option with Zingaro? It's cheaper and likely efficient

>>149592559
Noa Lang is essentially an Ngubu despite being half kankermarokkaan

Blud looks like the missing Timber triplet :skull:

>>149592600
i thought he was of surinamese descent with a moroccan step dad?

What a bvll with those mocassini Allegrus

>>149592696
I wouldn't mind one of the Timbers at Jj

>>149592705
>Lang was born in the Netherlands. His father is Surinamese, while his mother is Dutch. His stepfather was Moroccan international footballer Nourdin Boukhari.
The kankermarokkaan part is purely from the nurture side of things.

>>149592885
chuku is a good guy but with saladmakers as sub we don't need him, hopefully there's some spanish club interested

>>149592932
Saelemaeker will be the RB. Allegrified Chukwueze will alternate with pulisic as RW.

>>149592008
>Vlahovic sucks and he's close to 1.95
with heels maybe

>>149592957
you think so? salad/jimenez/terracciano helps in the mercato but doesn't really give you a solid man in that position

het is voorbij

>Pogba needs another 3 months just to be ready to even be on the bench at Monaco
Lmfao

>36 hours before the rain washes away this heat
ngmi

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Como 1907 is pleased to confirm the signing of Dutch winger Jayden Addai from AZ Alkmaar. The 19-year-old joins the club on a permanent deal until June 2030
is he any gud duccio? Gomo making a lot of moves

>Maxim #DeCuyper is ready to accept #Brighton’s bid for a contract until 2030. He was waiting for #ACMilan, but #ClubBrugge have given the green light to #BHAFC for 18M + 2M as bonuses. Last #Milan’s offer was around 14M and Rossoneri are now other priorities (Jashari)
t. Nick Schira

Brighton are getting greedy af with these young talents but how poor is Serie Ass

Como made me reconsider Sassol, it's that bad.

>>149593380
Brighton literally cracked the game, they buy all the cheap guys and then sell them to the monkey-brained mouthbreathing retards over at Chelshit for tons of money, they keep getting richer because of that.

I just got back to my electric-fueled devices that are hooked up to TIM's chiral network.
I will now proceed to open the search bar, input the words that take me to a social media platform I’d rather not mention, and look up rumors about my club’s CB position

>>149593380
>>149593432
>muh brighton is cool because of data analysis and other mumbo jumbo about algorithms
>all the players they keep buying are promising dudes whom half of europe is interested in

>>149593438
Laporte was on the verge of joining the club but there was a voidout in Riyadh so no more CB

>>149593445
It's literally just that they buy relatively cheap dudes and sell them for insane prices, it always works

Is it necessary for David to aura farm while conducting his medical test at Jmedical?

>>149593518
Is it really aura farming when you're just braindead

>>149593518
You're talking about David Hancko right?

>>149593611
David Raum

Partey to La Viola

>>149593380
>young talents
>De Cuyper is 25

>>149593631
25 is the new 16 unironically

>>149593380
Why is Brugge selling both it's starting leftback (De Kurper) and the backup (Merdijer)?

What do these cryptolandesi know that we don't?!?!?

>>149593631
literal kiddo in serie ass

>>149593631
baby talent in Italy etc, tbf I thought he was like 22-23

Can't believe bofogna can buy fm legend Martin Vitik and we are stuck with Rugani and Kelly

>thomas partey charged with rape
Trvly odd how he's getting charged just now, let's see, which team was trying to sign him recently? That's right, Allegri's Milan. They're literally constantly trying to sabotage Massimiliano.

Allegri giving his corto muso speech is possibly one of the worst things to ever happen to calcio

>Allegri wanted two rapists like Greenwood and Partey
mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm very very very very veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery strange, he probably wanted Adam Johnson too before they arrested him!

>>149594022
>Sony headphones
ewwwwwwwwwwww what a weirdo

>>149592273
wonder why

>>149594022
Pusy seed's

>>149594022
>Yes, we will advertise our brand with an image of a blown out roastie minge

>>149588827
Bbq on the beach and then going out tonight (I already know I will hate it)

>>149594982
that filter makes her nose look uncanny for some reason

>>149594022
>>149594030
>headphones that don't cover your ears in full

There's like 4 wingers who want to leave United, why does Jj only look at Sancho despite him being likely the one who hasn't had a good season in the longest time

>>149595195
none of them are any good

I wouldn't want players stupid enough to sign for Manure

>>149595214
I can barely judge players based off what they do at Manure, that club is an open graveyard for talent

>>149595195
>Rashford
>Garnacho
>Antony
I guess I finally have a cope for signing Sneedcho

>>149595253
How do they earn so much lmfao, who even runs that club to do business like that

>>149595262
But enough about Jjust

>>149595273
Jj is bad but not THIS bad (or at least Serie A isn't a league that allows club to earn enough money to make deals like that, with more money I'm scared of what the club would do)

DO NOT look up what happened to John David at Jmedical

Aston Villa, Barcelona , Chelsea, AS Roma and Lyon are all fined by UEFA for breaching financial Fair Play regulations.

Chelsea: 20M€
Barcelona: 15M€
Lyon: 12.5M€
Aston Villa: 11M€
Roma: 3M€

>>149595372
did he die?

>>149595457
>Jonathan #David lascia il JMedical: visite terminate, ora autografi e foto con i tifosi
He's taking pictures with fans

A bit zesty

>>149595481
>e foto con i tifosi
why would anyone want a photo with juanito davide?

>>149595445
>there are people thanking Massara for this
>it's the fine for the 23-24 season that everyone already knew about

>>149595497
How does he get his skin to be like this

>>149595497
Looks like a genderfluid pitchfork-core electronic artist whose songs sound like the audio version of Parkinson’s disease

>ciruzz'
>diskburner
I might start doubting Sartori tbqh

>>149595615
In European terms, he looks like the Dutch negru who went to the Eurovision this year

>>149595497
lmao how do you even call the thing around his neck? Is it a postmodern bowtie?

>>149595001
That's just what her nose looks like if photos are to be believed (kinose)

https://x.com/Stefanie__S/status/1941161099120062488?t=rUZ2bEzg3buWNjn1yyERqQ&s=19
Torellazza

bologn a disci

>>149589315
What happened?

>>149589962
I’m guessing that means it won’t be shown on TNT anymore? Great

>>149596515
a gasoline pump exploded following a fire, 50 injured

>>149596820
>all day medical
yikes

>>149596606
Dayum

>>149594022
Doggos hips giving out (bad) :(

In other news, Heretic is one of the worst movies I’ve seen in a long time and that’s saying something. I’d both of the Mormon grills though, especially the dark haired one.

Japanese thriller Sqidu Game was also a major disappointment, very predictable.

>>149597320
Lazio - Bodø/Glimt 3-1 (2-3 ai rigori)

thats scotterone fra

>>149595445
Today is such a beautiful day for a simple man like me, who enjoys seeing Farca get fucked

The Formellian Scheme (Dir. Wes Anderson)

Wealthy businessman Claudio Lotito appoints his only daughter, a nun, as sole heir to his estate. As Lotito embarks on a new enterprise, they soon become the target of scheming senators, foreign peadophiles, and determined falconeers.

>Official, confirmed. Jonathan David joins Juventus on free transfer after leaving Lille.
>Five year contract for Canadian striker.

>>149598678
Cannoli looks the exact same in literally every photo taken

>>149598678
Since I've been a fan ever since I saw him in KAA Gent when he was like 19, I'm happy. I don't expect him to GOAT it up around here but I'm happy.

>>149598678
>Coomolli smiling
What is he planning?!

So how much will David earn? is it 16m gross?cazzetta is not clear

>>149598922
>tfw when the youngster you've kept track becomes a better player and gets a big move

This hits harder if you found them on Football Manager

>>149599201
I've been hearing around 5-5.5mln net so like 8-9?

>>149599250
the report is 6m, plus 2m bonus

>>149599238
I literally had David when I managed KAA Gent years ago and been a fan of him ever since and I actually was following his development. Feels good man.

>>149599287
I had FM20 on my old pc where I had bought Lucas Beltran and Colpani. The former was an absolute goal machine while the latter was an absolute steal (got him on a 2y loan from Atalanta, signed him on a free and them sold him to Milan for 30M two seasons later)

>>149599175
He just bought a strilker for 4 millies basically, man's smiling because he knows that this is one fine deal

>>149599282
do we know what the 2m bonus is for exactly?
>>149599463
Based. What team did you manage back then?
I haven't done a proper Italian save in a while, last one was Padova in fm23 I think, so a few years ago already

>>149599610
Chievo. It was the first time I had played FM on the pc, my previous experience was FM 17 mobile with Brescia, that's how I got hooked to the series

. DON’T sign Sancho

. KEEP Chico permanently

. SELL Nico Gonzalez

. SIGN Zhegrova

been playing the "polish skyrim" lately, Tainted Grail - Fall of Avalon. It's a bit janky but the world is very nice and the music is very good too.
Shame about the gameplay being janky and stiff though.
>>149599665
>Chievo
Thank you for bringing me back the Pellissier ptsd
You started fairly late for being hooked onto FM but I guess anyone who actually loves calcio will eventually head into FM if they played other football games before

>>149599667
I genuinely cannot imagine what Zhegrova and Chico running around the pitch would look like without laughing

>>149599692
>You started fairly late for being hooked onto FM

Yeah I know, although I had already played managerial games when I was little. First one was one java mobile game back in 2014, had a lot of fun with it.

>>149599667
Is this for Tudor or the finook whom inevitably replaces him

>>149595497
>a bit
this is full on faggotry

>>149599755
>old java games
Thanks for reminding me the android/ios games are all shit and we peaked with mobile gaming with java games you could pirate and then put on your phone via usb cable
But yeah FM26 never ever, I even started checking out some random new databases to at least try and get "something" new out of it

1 Jule Brand gf please

>>149600174

Yeah it's fucking depressing how most mobile games are not worth it. I remember downloading a shitton of java games online and spending tons of hours on them

>>149597870
You always seem to get it right burgerbro

Bad news for Romanian-Chinese fans of women’s tennis!

What race is he

>>149601373
Looks Portuguese

>>149601373
Dunno but he's more reliable than I first thought

>>149601373
Thus guy looks like he's trying to invite me to his cryptoscam discord

>>149601429
Pretty sure he has a source in the new board. I remember how unreliable he was until 2023

>dunks on sfinter
>dunks on Inzaghi
How the fuck does Fluminense do it

1 Hercules please

>>149601565
The power of classic Greek gods.

Frosty

>>149601373
Basilicatan bvll

>>149601762
Not gonna lie, the Creator Lab does nice stuff with these videos

>>149601801
Still waiting for an explanation on what the hell a slient lymph is supposed to be

>inzaghi
Genio tattico in shitaly

>>149601155
we must stick together interbro

>>149601832
It has a very "written by ChatGPT" vibe

I thought the CWC finished a couple days ago, turns out they're playing the quarterfinals just now lol

>>149601960
ChatGPT but instead of the statistical model "predicting" the next most likely word, it predicts the least likely

This thread has 5 posters using GPU's with 8GB or less of VRAM

>>149601951
Indeed brother. Have a happy 4th July!

>>149601989
ChatGPT but it predicts the next serie a transfer moves

Just saw David's gf and fell on my knees

>>149600899
you had actual, proper, single player games with no microtransactions and no ads inside and with great pixelart, also with controls that work way better when you press them and not use a shitty touchscreen
crazy to think about it now

>>149602095
dog bless

>Victor Osimhen was recently contacted by Juventus, while Al-Hilal and Galatasaray still pushing. [@FabrizioRomano]
Interesting CB

>>149602198
I made it give me a list of all 20 times and their next signings:

AC Bbilan – Kalidou Koulibaly
Atalanta – Hugo Siquet
Bologna – NicolòFagioli
Cagliari – GianlucaGaetano
Como – AndreasSchjelderup
Cremonese – (no major target yet)
Fiorentina – Tomás Pérez
Genoa – (no major target yet)
HellasVerona – AntoineBernède
Inter Milan – LuisHenrique
Juventus – Emanuel Emegha
Lazio – YanisMassolin
Lecce – Christ‑OwenKouassi
Napoli – DanNdoye
Parma – ChristianOrdóñez
Pisa – İsakVural
Roma – GeorgesMikautadze
Sassuolo – TarikMuharemović
Torino – Borna Sosa
Udinese – ArthurAtta

>BREAKING: Victor Osimhen was recently contacted by Juventus, while Al-Hilal and Galatasaray still pushing.
Fucking hell, of course that after a cheap deal >we'd go for the insanely overpriced guy who would cost >us all >our budget, this is the worst idea ever

>>149602326
>Juventus – Emanuel Emegha
>1m96
>Duccio-Nigerian
>plays for Strasbourg
>plays as a CF
>22yo
Why is this unironically the type of guy that Camorrolli would go for

We're competing with Al-Harambe and Caccatasaray for a striker lmao

>>149601762
Reminds me of True Detective season 1's intro

>>149598678
Eddie Murphy?

>>149602492
He's worth like 80 millies by the way, I don't even know where the money for the deal would be found, really not convinced

>>149602492
>>149602561
Friendly reminder that buying Osimhen means you're giving money to De Laurentis

One Scalvini please

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