England v India
2nd test, Birmingham
11am BST / 8pm AEST / 10pm NZST
West Indies v Australia
2nd test, Grenada
3pm BST / 12am AEST / 2am NZST
reckon drinking hot chicken stock is nicer than a cup of tea
>>149572390 (OP)britishers shocked
Don't you think we should be blooding in a younger bowler this series?
Feel like we're just ignoring the impending precipice in front of us
For me, it's Bovril.
Though not usually in summer
bovril more like tastes like shitvril
about to drop a massive shit into the toilet
>>149572390 (OP)Not the worst bake fella, though you should certainly have added the score from the Eng Ind game
>>149572459India: too many runs
England: not enough wickets
>India: too many runs
joke writes itself
Made the tough decision that if I'm still in the area next year I'm going to join one of the rival cricket teams instead
Would be a shame to leave the cricket team of my youth, the only one I've ever played for, but sometimes needs must
Plus the other club has a really comfy little thatch-roofed scoring hut
English is the worlds language
USD is the worlds currency
you'd be doing your current team a favour and would be to your rival teams detriment
so just look at it like that
Might announce my retirement from all sport, it's been a good run but it's time to step away
might carry on never playing sports
won't be retiring from tarqis after that bullish demolition job yesterday
>>149572568Sounds like you're ready to be inducted into golf
putting plastic rocks on the walls of my flat and calling it a v5
i am a grotesquely hideous mound of pulsating flesh given form
if he started playing golf, that wouldn't mean he isn't retired from sport btw
slinga
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i look like this
golf isnt a sport its a car (and a shit one at that)
>>149572547Simply not true
I've won 85% of matches I've played this year, far higher than any of the team's individual records
The 2s - who simply refuse to pick me - have lost something like 7 on the trot and are in danger of relegation
Is there an explanation for why golfists wear such stupid looking shit even though they know they are going to be on the telly?
And is that why the reward for the masters is a plain green jacket, giving the winner some proper clothing?
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>>149572779this is a very funny observation on golf that i will be stealing
All of you should take up petanque
Don't know what that is
(Yes I made this post instead of googling it (no I won't now google it) )
I googled it but decided not to make a post myself
Petanque is better than lawn bowls
> Looking for an outdoor game you can play anywhere? Look no further than pétanque. Pétanque is a game similar to Bocce, in which the goal is to toss hollow metal balls (the boules) and get them as close as you can to a small wooden target ball (the jack). It’s easy to pick up and can quickly grow competitive as you and your friends knock each other’s boules out of play. We’ll show you how to set up, play, and win this timeless French pastime.
i didnt google it nor did i care to make a post about it. like most irish flag posts i chose to simply ignore it
knew because my toff school had a french club
>>149572779you were saying?
>>149573004drip severeeeeeee
It’s French, particularly Provençal and traces its roots back to Roman soldiers game of bowls (like bocce)
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this shit is bananas
B A N A N A S
see what i mean about ignoring irish posts?
/cric/ spends a lot of time discussing other sports
speaking of ms. stefani, blake shelton is retardly based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTT2LEyjdC4
Sad news about Diogo Jota
Reinforces the decision of Zachy and I (aka the /cric/ brains trust) not to drive unless we absolutely have to
It's simply too dangerous
Other sports are good. It’s better to play sports than just go to the gym like an idiot, you don’t even need a gym to exercise and if you’re playing some sports you’re also developing skills and mental acuity
don't give one fucking iota about jota
>>149573154i would rather die on my feet than live on my knees
dont know who that is dont care
can't say I had heard of that footballer
sad though
Golf is the bane of English cricket
Golf is Australian fast bowling
Cricket is just curling with proper defence
His bow need re-stringing
>>149573250pretty sure english cricketers are the bane of english cricket iykwim
need a 2 minutes of silence before every over
GOTEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
rare kiwi w
Just a reminder before play starts that putting "front foot" or "back foot" in front of a shit name doesn't make you smart, the batsneutralgenderedpronoun either hits the ball of he/she/they/xi/xe/sxe didn't
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Did someone say Bane
>>149573823trying a little hard mate
just be yourself, we're all friends here
https://youtu.be/xgzDQwWygAc?si=CWICzhQmRtIsFgRu
>>149573829hover hand creepo
>>149573904based song holy shit
Still too long till play starts
I know it's kinda late but what was the reaction here during the WTC finals?
A hearty congratulations to South Africa and no hard feelings felt
>>149573963The two Saffas were delighted. Australia should’ve played a couple warm up matches (test against Ireland and a fc match against Essex or Sussex)
Lot of asterisks about the (((neutral venue's))) groundsmen
To be honest we should just sell the wtc final to the Arabs, the timezone makes sense
>>149573978>>149573988>>149573990Did anyone still believe that SA could make a come back after the horrible first innings?
>>149574014no need to sell the rights, but we will be building in dubai
pozzfailure were simply unable to cope with the playing conditions
>>149574062I thought Australia would win
>Letting Jadeja score a ton
Game is over, let's talk about books
Roadside Picnic. Opinions?
Not convinced there's ever been a genuinely good Indian cricketer
Maybe Anil Kumble
is cricket island like survivor island where all the cricketers have to fend for themselves
Tendulkar and Laxman were good (bats)
>>149574189meaningless statement in the first test. five individual centuries, they still lost to pic rel.
They have to make their own bats but will get air drops of Dukes and Kookaburra balls
They have a submarine to bring drinks
When you think of the greatest Indian cricketer, Tendulkar comes to mind.
When you think of the greatest Australian cricketer, Bradman comes to mind.
When you think of the greatest English cricketer…?
>>149574269ian botham for sure
off to the post office to transfer my old pension fund to my new big boy 5 year in the company pension
>>149574269Jimmy Anderson
What about Best West Indian Cricketer?
>>149574325viv richards by a country mile
>>149574325Lara, because every other top tier Windian player did it when their team wasn't shit.
Aus - Bradman
Eng - Grace
Ind - Tendulkar
NZ - Williamson
WI - Lara
SA - Kallis
Any one else watching the cricket?
>England spend entire first day slow rolling the overs
>India spent 30 seconds delaying an over
>England start complaining instantly
>>149574363wrong thread mate
>>149574304*mogs you with a gold plated defined benefit public sector pension*
You guys see how much international rugby is on this weekend?
>>149574355has to be richard hadlee for nz
Gary sobers is a good shout for west indies
>>149574388I’m not from NSW so I don’t care.
>>149574388I'm not a private school faggot so I don't care.
>>149574363I’m watching until drinks then I’m having a shower. Missus wants to go to the dump and I’m trying to not mention it and do it tomorrow, it’s just an old tv which is currently neatly hidden behind a lounge. Dudes wanted €50 to come pick it up
>>149574395batsmen > bowlers
just how it is unfortunately
Zimbabwe? Bangladesh? Kenya? Srilanka?
I’ve also got three old gas bottles to bring back and don’t feel like doing that today either, they’ll be alright so long as nothing punctures them
>>149574426>ZimbabweAndy flower
>>14957440598% of murderers, rapists, drug addicts, and dole bludgers went to public schools.
>>149574426andy flower
Shakib Al hasan
idk
Murali
>>149574450Chat is this true?
>>149574426>Sri LankaHas to be Muralithuran (although he’s a chucker)
>>149574460>ChuckraliLMAO. 800 run outs.
>>149574450>public schools nigger what?
Property owner
5 year pension scheme man
>>149574426Ranatunga for Lanka
For me, a player's overall worth is boosted of they ever played for Lancashire. So the list of greatest contains the likes of Michael Atherton, Wasim Akram, Clive Lloyd, Muttiah Muralitharan, Sourav Gangly and so on
>>149574472let it go mate, he was cleared
That short keeper/opener Kaluwitharana(?) was good
>>149574476are you a different irish? you're normally a fucking sook when someones even slightly racist
>>149574476That’s what we call heathen/government schools here.
>>149574476We don't use that word here mate.
>>149574506>saying a word is racistyou’re a woke retard don’t reply to me
>>149574269>>>149574198>greatest cricketers must always be batspeople
>>149574498Didn’t they change the rules just for him?
>>149574509Must be new terminology. Public schools is what Poms call private schools
>>149574515sook is a ubiquitous part of the /cric/ vernacular you stupid fucking cazzie
Yeah this has to be a draw unless India crashes out hard in the second innings like the 1st game
>>149574426>ZimAndy Flower
>BangladeshMushfiqur Rahim
>KenyaThomas Odoyo
>SLJayasuriya (people will say the chucker but fuck him)
>>149574550bazball though
>>149574544Wasn't referring to made up pozzie words you spastic.
>>149574571he's falsefagging as me lol
>>149574542Not new. It’s been that way since at least the 1950s.
>Barmy Army too scared to make a song about any jeet in fear of being called racist
This loss will be on them if they don't help to rattle India.
>>149574542That makes no sense
>>149574565Should be Shakib and Sangakkara surely
>>149574521We talk about batswielders because the bowlers have already earned our quiet respect. We have no need to sing the praises of magicians like Matt Parkinson and Rahkeem Cornwall
why cant you need me?
need me like i need you?
why cant you love me ?
love me like you used to?
I want to choke that little horn tooting runt in the crowd
Reckon a few vuvuzelas at the ashes could ruin trumpetnonces trip
>>149574585I’ve literally never in my life heard an Australian refer to them as public schools. Are you a zoomer? A South Australian maybe
It's a conch shell dumbass
>>149574597The "public schools" actually started as a school anyone can apply for enrolment in but somehow they slowly became elite, selective institutions.
>>149574635Anyone still can apply
>>149574566I mean yeah, but that's entirely on india, If India decides to start batting for a draw in their third innings, their is little england can do considering the pitch conditions
>>149574617BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
>>149574655You're right in a literal sense but a lot of them are getting trashed if they aren't cut from the right cloth.
>>149574672This session is crucial if two or three wickets before lunch
>>149574681yeah an indian called me a "bench" which i didnt get oh well
Just had a win bros, missus come up and asked if we can do the dump run tomorrow so I said yeah of course as long as we get up early
Carse looking best so far
>>149574628No, Gen X Tasmanian.
Can’t move cat fell asleep on me
Has the Tongue to Carse joke been made?
>>149574773Ok that makes sense my apologies thank you. I’m genx nsw and lived a bit in Brisbane. Never been to Tassie and have only met maybe a dozen of your cousins
Always referred to them as state schools, the other kind being private schools
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>>149574784i like cats they're cute
>>149574681poms had a sook over one of the jeet batters timewasting 10 minutes into the day lol
Englands bowling selection is shit
a little piece of yellow sandpaper could liven this game up just saying
business idea: taking a wicket
>>149574821England will lose points for their shithouse over rate
This game needs a whole over or bouncers right into their midsections
>India hit for 4
>some spastic in the crowd picrel
woodsy would have had a 7fer by now
why is an Indian bowler bowling to an Indian batter? Isn't that a conflict of interest???
>>149574269Brendon McCullum
>>149574895actually they're both pakis
Anderson and Broad would have had all these frauds out by now
New generation of bowlers are total shite
>>149574355agree with all except maybe Kane
if he hadn't failed so many times in this latter part of his career I might have him on top, if he has a late resurgence and scores a few more tons / helps us win something big he could still get there
but for now it's Paddles, for me at least
>>149574798Keep it that way. There are too many mainlanders here. You’re very easy to spot.
Yeah we will have a bowl on this road lad
>>149574355ancient era cricket is irrelevant, should be punter and sir chef
agree with the rest though
business idea take some wickets haha
is Archer playing this test?
>one (1) hour into the day>already 2 overs behind>>149574972No. I think he's 13th man though for some reason.
>>149574972Don’t know. Windies haven’t named their XI yet.
Did the gayfl decide to cancel today's fixtures or something?
the death of the traditional english greentop at the hands of bazball
>>149575047It’s Thursday here. The AFL is Friday/Saturday/Sunday with Monday games on some public holidays and a game on ANZAC Day.
>>149575047Collingwood plays tomorrow
>>149575047preferrable to the blog brothers tbqh
AFL fags are the worst type of Aussie posters, moronic takes and reddit tier gimmicks
when i was skateboarding heaps i was surprised how fast you just destroy your shoes
i'd always get holes on the forward sole of my foot and on the top where my big toe is
>>149575118I also used to skateboard when I was a kid. CANT imagine doing something so childish as an adult.
>>149575114all the blowies that sperg out and post gross shit are from /afl/
>>149575073you were saying
If there are no wickets before lunch I am turning this off and declaring cricket in this country dead
>>149574821They're seething now for Jadeja walking on the pitch
I remember when england had good bowlers
>>149575155To be fair, he was blatantly doing that.
>>149575157Yeah then they made them retire
Does Carse's action look like Harmison's?
>>149574972don't think so fella. bazball doesn't pay like a meme bash does, even though they're basically the same.innit¿
>>149575157Like Broad… and Onions? Caddick? Harmison? I don’t know. Why does everyone except Broad average 40+ in Australia?
>>149575177it looks liek sphincterson's action...yh
really strong smell of poo in this thread
>>149575196Tough to bowl on Aussie roads
>>149575198Sorry about that. Had KFC today.
>>149575203Aussie bowlers don’t mind it.
England have made Gill look like a generational talent lmao
this is a perfect first hour to have playing as you try to fall asleep
>>149574933I wasn’t considering moving there but might visit sometime
Got up from my seat.
Expect a wicket soon.
>visit Tasmania
>get shot by glowie
>ppl say a blond spastic unalived you
>>149575196Broad was good and so was Gough
>>149575286thanks for the update
Moskva
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My birthday was today and no one noticed.
>>149575292That was in southern “Tasmania”, which is just mainland-lite.
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>>149575303>>149575337forgot the song
https://youtu.be/vSV0Mn9UKC4?si=hyCVxae0im8ahZO-
>>149575303pretty normal
grow up
>>149575303totally missed the calendar notification ngl x
happy birthday fella¡! x
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>bowler does a bowl decent enough to not get hit for a run
>four players have to praise him one after the other
is bashir mentally fragile?
>>149575303happy birthday weeb faggot
>>149575441They’re feeling sorry for him because he’s taking a hit on his average for the sake of the team
I don't think batshit and tongue are very good lads
Reckon a few overs of spin at both ends is the go here at this stage
Bashir not far off another century (per wicket)
nice crisp stream
https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/england-india-jul-3?id=england-india-jul-3&stream=3
>>149575506cor I'd like to put my crisp in her stream if you know what I mean
>>149575506It’s on Austar, just use that.
Every single one of them are shite
I'm going to watch video game lore deep dives on YouTube
Absolutely begging the grounds security to kick conch-nonce out
>>149575516why the stream is free and same quality
Mad how Bashir has averaged 90+ for the series so far yet his place in the team still isn't being questioned
>>149575538Don’t you already have Austar?
this has draw written all over it
either that or someone will win
just tuned in whos the paki spinner
>>149575548I dont pay for anything i can get for free
>austar
what decade is it?
>like a monkey with a typewriter
>>149575570Mine’s still Austar.
>get ball that would have flown over the keepers head for boundary byes
>retard jumps into the air for no reason, then sticks his hands way up in the air over his head, again for no reason.
>>149575303https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-0xugvRnUg
Are you fucking kidding me? Less than 5 minutes after I turn it off
>>149575591Did the same thing against Boland at the G.
>>149575591I never played anything but backyard cricket but pretty sure i'd piss my pants if someone started firing bouncers at me
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collapse looms
>>149575286Like I said.
The world revolves around my actions.
Looks like Duckett has been doing squats.
>>149575616after 25 mins wouldn't you want to sit down again haha
>>149575607You just have to keep watching it and decide whether you’re getting out of the way or hitting, if hitting practice your hook/pull
>>149575623would it count as nominative determinism?
>>149575633does he quack while doing them?
>>149575633fuck up pseud cunt
>>149575633According to the categorical imperative, yes.
Got to do a whole week of sex toil soon. Not looking forward to it
It would not because of etymology
Was putting money on england to win because my spidey senses that india were about to piss and shit themselves and then jedaja got out and the fuckin odds went down from 5 to 3.9
FUCK
>>149575682...yh..soime soime
What is this field setting wtf
>>149575696Do not get it twisted, do not gamble. Do not start gambling. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even, you won't win. You won't do any of that, you understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life.
>>149575713this
if you have to gamble to stay interested in sport, you have long since outgrown the original reasons you had to follow said sport
every mate I have who has or still gambles on sport, their actual level of interest in it is superficial as fuck
Hankering to start walking to bouldering
>>149575713I put $10 on it its fine, i dont even like gambling i just have been looking at the odds and they have no idea how conditions work
>>149575749what's on the boulderan playlist fella¿
lunchmenulad¿ u in moite?
Hate new music, still listen to the same shit I did 10 years ago, most of which is the same shit from 10.years before that
Video game and anime soundtracks for me
>>149575865Cameron Winter- Heavy Metal is a modern triumph and a rare gem
>>149575740I agree with this, I follow the NFL and played fantasy football for a while in the years before I played fantasy and the years after I paid much more attention to the sport itself and how my team was doing. While I played fantasy all I cared about was how my picked players were doing
>>1495758651960s to 00s was probably music's equivalent of "peak oil" anyway. everything new and yet listenable was made in that period.
resting bumbum on this road is like 4d chess
Based Aryan Warriors Gill and Jadeja btfoing England
dadza's listening to crazy U.S politics shit in the other room
it was honestly better when he just watched cable tv garbage. ah well what can ya do
>>149576103You have cable TV on the mainland? We have to use satellite dishes and aerials here.
>>149576118TASSIELA¡!!!
how u been moite¿ beenaminute innit¿!
>>149576132What on earth are you talking about you silly little man?
hahaaa classic tassiela x
Might switch over to the tennis
Not really into cricket anymore
>>149576208I'm not from Tasmania, I have never set foot in Tasmania, nor will I.
>>149576218fuck up tassila
>>149576240I’m here mate let’s go
>>149576214oh it shows zachy it shows!
Good golly hurry hurry get your curry
why do we have a player named Washington
>>149576298got his visa and ID card mixed up
>>149576298Windies had a Nixon
why are you chirping now mate, you're not mating wickets
>>149576309You conspirator, conspiring against global leader (Modi). You just wait, Delhi police is coming for you
If Indians had any faith in their team they would declare
>>149576324This is India´s internal matter. We will teach you a lesson of lifetime
Keen to see subhumans double cenno
cant this faggot score runs?
Dan Evans looks a bit like a ball bag
Not very tarqy at all, surprisingly
A couple of wickets would be a tactically sound manoeuvre for England here, I reckon
Does England have any part time spinner amongst the batspeoples?
Don’t think that drummer is with the barmy army
>>149576426poot can turn his arm over
>>149576439Next up, a 40 minute sitar raga
bashir? i hardly know her
>>149576443That’s right yeah I forgot. Might not be a bad idea to get a few overs of spin at both ends, keep Bashir going and give Poot 2 or 3 overs, bit of a circuit breaker. There’s nothing going on nobody’s getting out unless they do something very stupid like a run out or something
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lmao
also, declaration incoming?
Not long until the real cricket starts
>>149576527boundary is too close, and giving england over three days to bat would probably mean ~500 is too low.
Good Day. Declaration soon?
subhuman to finish 199* (declaration)
India will bat their innings out. They'd bat until the end of Day 3 and hope to bowl England twice with a follow-on.
>>149576711Bowl England out... with who?
Bumrah isn't playing.
What are the chances that Gill breaks Lara's record today?
Truly believe that Stokes has fucked this. He's lost the right to his testicles, someone get the shears and head down there
>>149576720Then it'll be a draw.
Really dislike the harmison/flintoff bowling motion carse is using.
>>149576792he's kiwi they'll be on his chest somewhere
Think there might be a hit wicket coming soon.
Australia have won the toss and will bat first
>>149576846Cheers big ears
wtf is this shit.
>runs in like a slow bowler
>movement at delivery is like a left arm wrist spinner
STUNNING over, never realised before how ugly brook is
>>149576865Its the spastic action, you see this action from fat idiots in shit club cricket
>>149575570Someone's still living in the good old days.
>>149576792What did he do?
You have to give him another over it’s just the right thing to do
Nice, big run up
Lee or Akhtar would be proud.
*switches to windies coverage*
sooo what happens tactically now for india?
Shubman Gill to 300 is genuinely illegal
poms should be ashamed
>>149576962think they're due for heavy rain tmr
still thinking of making the trip Saturday desu
it's fucking retarded how big west indian grounds are. why would st george, a city of 33k, need a stadium that holds 20,000 people?
they should all be demolished and replaced with grounds that hold 5,000 max
>>149577096They’ll bat it out and hope the Poms fuck everything up and it’s not a draw. I think they need to declare but they won’t because of
>>149577100and
>>149577103they’re statswhores
not watching, has the pitch stopped doing anything and its like one of those Rawalpindi roads?
>>149577129Looks like a storm but it’ll pass over and dry up later so just an extended break shouldn’t be too bad and can be made up. I encourage you to go, I looked at the map it’s not even far for you get your kayak out mate
>Windies picked up Anderson
Here we go.
>>149577137most likely built for the 2007 WC
>>149577137Construction contracts. Easiest way to be corrupt without technically being corrupt.
>>149577137Just turn the stands into comfy grassy knolls
That was from behind the umpire? That should be a no ball?
Ahh good cracking on before the first ball
Drop Green down the batting order. Should be coming in behind both Smith and Head, arguably Webster.
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>>149577165round trip $600USD tho
these grounds are better used to relieve the parking crisis permeating through r towns and cities
Will Shamar Joseph rape the aussie top order again?
No aussie rules in the Caribbean so no gay drop in pitches
>england v india on
>no UK flags and just endless vpn shit
game's gone
>>149577137> In April 2007, Grenada jointly hosted (along with several other Caribbean states) the 2007 Cricket World Cup. The Island's prime minister was the CARICOM representative on cricket and was instrumental in bringing the World Cup games to the region. After Hurricane Ivan, the government of the People's Republic of China (PRC) paid for the new $40 million national stadium and provided the aid of over 300 labourers to build and repair it.[126] During the opening ceremony, the anthem of the Republic of China (ROC, Taiwan) was accidentally played instead of the PRC's anthem, leading to the firing of top officials.[127][128]
>>149577236My grandmother would say it’s only money
>>149577260kek went a bit to far with the banter
watching test cricket is the antidote to doomscroll brainrot.
>>149577278Especially if you read a novel at the same time.
How to play stream thru VLC?
>>149577260lol this one trumps Kazakhstan greatest country in the world playing instead of the actual Kazhakh anthem
>>149577292https://old.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/1lk43oy/a_handholding_guide_to_watching_sports_streams/
Subhuman does play some aesthetic shots
God save our gracious King!
Long live our noble King!
God save the King!
Send him victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the King
Heard you want your country back.
Shut the fuck up
Radio coverage
https://au.radio.net/s/abcgrandstand
https://www.youtube.com/live/ylTyR7T2Zm8?si=XiAw-s8TAJm4S_Qz
>yeah mate we'll have a bowl
Rainbow Snake save our gracious Boongs!
Long live our noble Boongs!
Rainbow Snake save the Boongs!
Send us our Centrelink,
Vote Yes you racist pricks,
Give me a dollar, cunt,
Rainbow Snake save the Boongs
Odds on Bashir reaching a double cenny?
Think I'm gonna apply for a £56k job
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pretty
wide from a spin bowler lol
>>149577465If I decide to emigrate to UK right now I have a £70k job waiting for me.
That’s a pretty big deal actually only the 10th Windies player to 100 tests
>bard caving and applying for the nhs he so despises
Who is the WORST player to play at least 100 tests?
>commentators go on long story about washington
>immediately gets out
>>149577503that's a lot of ubers
>>149577535Has Lyon done 100? Him
>>149577503Why don't you do it then?
>>149577532Nah it's with the current lot. Looks like a dull role but it's pretty similar to what I currently do so I thought I may as well be miserable on more money
>>149577535>cricinfo stats>show players with at least 100 matches>get 3231 resultshmm
Why can't England produce a better spinner than Root?
>>149577557>Why don't you do it then?xenophobia
Got bowled out by an Indian lad at nets yesterday
Was quite a good delivery desu
Gave me a hell of a send-off because I'd been walking down the track to him (fast bowlers always hate that)
>>149577591boris wave not big enough
isn't root genuinely good though
>>149577598good to hear
>>149577611part-time bowlsman not good to have to rely on him
special k is schooling these niggas
>>149577599He chucks it though (same action as Bumrah) so it doesn't count
>>149577583>Oh, nuts to this! I'll just go get Kraigg Brathwaite
>>149577598What a KWAB, most major cities are practically Indian colonies now. Also native brits are pussies, they were too afraid of being labeled racist to speak out against the grooming gangs.
>there is something called a tea break in cricket
this is the fruitest sport ever
How many times should konstas have been out so far? (33) so must be at least 15 of them
>He faced opposition from his parents and neighbors in Bihar for his passion for playing cricket over academics.
>Some of the parents urged their children not to mingle with Akash Deep, as Akash was the only person to passionately engage in cricket in Sasaram. Meanwhile, some of those parents were cautious that their own children would follow in the footsteps of Akash Deep by abandoning academics.
the missus loves watching the windies play
>>149577698Whites are still >80%, and there's a big chunk of pakis and bangladeshis too.
Not very appealing
>>149577698You'll probably get abuse for being a muslim paedo if and when you come here desu, most Brits don't really care enough to learn the differences between different types of brown people
American
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>>149577701>Americans don’t call the third meal of the day teaLiterally shubmans.
>STOP YELLING AT ME DEVON
>>149577698you're claiming pakis as your own now mate?
This one's a draw no point watching it
>>149577781same shit different smell (same smell)
GOTTEM GONE
FUCK OFF MUZZIE DOG
>>149577535>Mark Boucher>Ian Healy>Sharma>Ntini>Southee>VaasIt's one of these.
>>149577825rohit didn't even play 100 tests and its factually bairstow
>>149577774>DEVON>GET THE TABLES
>>149577701nigga your country has a professional lacrosse league
>>149577837Ishant Sharma. All the bowlers were the ones that were shit batters and only took less than 400 wickets.
what hppens if you get a home run
looking forward to stocking my first ever fridge up with Wilkins Designer Cider next week
6km
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>>1495778576 runs added
but there was bigger than that
GOTTEM
SEE YA KUNSTAS
WI STRONG
>>149577876cease posting this
ad where a fat indian farts and uses toilet paper successfully
>>149577849I still think its bairstow since Ishant played majority of his career in the most batting friendly era, Bairstow averaged 36 despite playing at 5-6 for england, also the fact that he wasn't even the keeper everytime
Why oh why don't we have bidets (or at least bidet toilet attachments) in the UK
What a filthy uncivilised people we are
too soon
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bruh
>look away 5 minutes
>konstas got out as well
when the fuck did that happen, he was having a drink last I saw
>>149577945I do have one though
What you need is money
>>149577945Strange.
Subcontinentals should've lobbied for it and made it regulation by now.
just remembered basically any new furniture you buy has to be assembled
grim
>>149577962I think Hansi's death was the strangest
>>149577945>he doesnt have a post-poo showerdisgusting
>>149577962shameless clickbait
Gill >>>> Coolie. Straight facts
GONE GOTTEM
POZZIES ON THE ROPES
>and now smith's out
fucks sake
I had no idea this happened
>>149577945just get some towels, water them down and maybe a bit of soap and clean your hole/crack that way.
What exactly are India doing here
>>149578028he was very slowly pointing out directions for the driver
>>149578037batting til all out, and attempt a follow on. any amount is too low to declare.
750 is a par score here desu.
>>149578050Weather is set to be bad over the weekend though so probably only 1 full day remaining
That was just so dumb by Smith
Poolapse. India on the ropes.
he didnt bat it deep enough!!!!
could really do with a huge knob up my bum
>did not reach 600
Englel have won the narrative.
had a huge knob up my bum. sadly it doesn't mean anything if the person attached to it doesn't have a clue what to do.
>>149578137no
>bumrah rested for this utter roadIndia has won the deano-mahatma jamboree tbqh ngl famalama x
business idea: if the umpires are refusing to allow a ball change then polish it on your arsecrack so it smells all pooey and they are forced to change it
umm... that's just plain ol Aussie rules tampering fella x
>>149578278they'd have to change it after every ball when india are bowling
Just keep a new ball under your hat, and change the balls when no one is looking. And pants have pockets. Plenty of room for several new balls to be hid there.
got the bazballians riled up fellas
Windies doing a far better job at fielding and reviewing. Good to see.
The Caribbean drummers aim the crowd are so much better than those Indians that play that bullshit instrument of theirs
If you shave your arse it makes the cleanup job easier
>>149578407it also makes your farts louder
Shave your balls makes your piss louder
>>149578422Yes, it's excellent
oh no windiesbros....green is having his 1 out of 20 good performances
what's the evolutionary reason for pubes on the cock and balls
>>149578505keeps in heat, helps prevent shit going deeper inside (like ear/nose hairs).
Not sure what the reason for underarm hair is though desu.
>>149578521reduces armpit chaffing?
>>149578521i'd prefer to keep shaving my balls and using a willy warmer
>>149578562>I wish anons were here :(
>>149578562Cool hat like Dr Seuss
>grass on the field looks like complete shit
can't water your grass?
evolution makes no sense why would we grow pubes when not having pubes keeps you free of lice and way less likely to get a fungus
I havent shaved my dick and balls and arse in a very long time
Oh, England are batting now. Forgot about them >:D
DROPPED THE RITCHIE-RICHARDSON TROPHY
DROPPED THE CAMPBELL-CAMPBELL TROPHY
Windies HATE taking catches
>Just play a test like it's a t20
The next evolution of Bazball
now the windies will panic and make a bad review
DROPPED THE WEEKES MACGILL
drops
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>drops
Green needs to be dropped
CAUGHT THE BROWNE-GREEN TROPHY
IMG_0086
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>>149578763Those look like anzac biscuits
sleepy time, time to switch the telly off and the radio on :-)
>>149578763TRINILAL!!!
post some proper roti with split peas fella x
are the barmy army any chance of singing a decent song?
akash, more like india took a catch!
>>149578819they tried to and jinxed it
>>149578819they haven't managed it in 30 years, they're not starting to do so any time soon
DUCKETT¿
>>149575633aaaammmoirite haaaaa
AKASH HAS GOT A HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
More of a tennis nation desu
AH yesssss THE TITANIC SUCCESS THAT IS BAZBALL!!!!
more of a darts country desu
Mass english rape incoming
I want to eat a massive bowl of butter chicken
>>149578818>tf>tpconfused ngl
Will buy roti on Saturday and post
make a new thread, we hit the bump limit
Yeah make a newie thanks mate
>>149579202many such cases
I refuse to believe they can't just stand still and throw it just as fast
