Thread 149572390

England v India
2nd test, Birmingham
11am BST / 8pm AEST / 10pm NZST

West Indies v Australia
2nd test, Grenada
3pm BST / 12am AEST / 2am NZST

reckon drinking hot chicken stock is nicer than a cup of tea

Pavement

>>149572390 (OP)
britishers shocked

Don't you think we should be blooding in a younger bowler this series?
Feel like we're just ignoring the impending precipice in front of us

For me, it's Bovril.
Though not usually in summer

bovril more like tastes like shitvril

about to drop a massive shit into the toilet

>>149572390 (OP)
Not the worst bake fella, though you should certainly have added the score from the Eng Ind game

>>149572459
India: too many runs
England: not enough wickets

>India: too many runs
joke writes itself

bump

Made the tough decision that if I'm still in the area next year I'm going to join one of the rival cricket teams instead
Would be a shame to leave the cricket team of my youth, the only one I've ever played for, but sometimes needs must
Plus the other club has a really comfy little thatch-roofed scoring hut

English is the worlds language
USD is the worlds currency

you'd be doing your current team a favour and would be to your rival teams detriment
so just look at it like that

Might announce my retirement from all sport, it's been a good run but it's time to step away

might carry on never playing sports

won't be retiring from tarqis after that bullish demolition job yesterday

>>149572568
Sounds like you're ready to be inducted into golf

putting plastic rocks on the walls of my flat and calling it a v5

i am a grotesquely hideous mound of pulsating flesh given form

if he started playing golf, that wouldn't mean he isn't retired from sport btw

Hot

i look like this

Looking good mate

golf isnt a sport its a car (and a shit one at that)

>>149572547
Simply not true
I've won 85% of matches I've played this year, far higher than any of the team's individual records
The 2s - who simply refuse to pick me - have lost something like 7 on the trot and are in danger of relegation

Is there an explanation for why golfists wear such stupid looking shit even though they know they are going to be on the telly?
And is that why the reward for the masters is a plain green jacket, giving the winner some proper clothing?

>>149572779
this is a very funny observation on golf that i will be stealing

All of you should take up petanque

Don't know what that is
(Yes I made this post instead of googling it (no I won't now google it) )

I googled it but decided not to make a post myself

Petanque is better than lawn bowls

i didnt google it nor did i care to make a post about it. like most irish flag posts i chose to simply ignore it

knew because my toff school had a french club

>>149572779
you were saying?

>>149573004
drip severeeeeeee

It’s French, particularly Provençal and traces its roots back to Roman soldiers game of bowls (like bocce)

this shit is bananas
B A N A N A S

Golf is good too

see what i mean about ignoring irish posts?

/cric/ spends a lot of time discussing other sports

>>149573085
nope

>>149573085
Based

speaking of ms. stefani, blake shelton is retardly based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTT2LEyjdC4

Sad news about Diogo Jota
Reinforces the decision of Zachy and I (aka the /cric/ brains trust) not to drive unless we absolutely have to
It's simply too dangerous

Other sports are good. It’s better to play sports than just go to the gym like an idiot, you don’t even need a gym to exercise and if you’re playing some sports you’re also developing skills and mental acuity

don't give one fucking iota about jota

>>149573154
i would rather die on my feet than live on my knees

dont know who that is dont care

can't say I had heard of that footballer
sad though

>>149573205
based

Golf is the bane of English cricket

thats a long drive

Golf is Australian fast bowling

just ignored a post lads

Cricket is just curling with proper defence

where archer

His bow need re-stringing

>>149573250
pretty sure english cricketers are the bane of english cricket iykwim

need a 2 minutes of silence before every over

GOTEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
rare kiwi w

Just a reminder before play starts that putting "front foot" or "back foot" in front of a shit name doesn't make you smart, the batsneutralgenderedpronoun either hits the ball of he/she/they/xi/xe/sxe didn't

Did someone say Bane

Looking good lassie

>>149573823
trying a little hard mate
just be yourself, we're all friends here

>>149573829
hover hand creepo

>>149573904
based song holy shit

Still too long till play starts

I know it's kinda late but what was the reaction here during the WTC finals?

A hearty congratulations to South Africa and no hard feelings felt

>>149573963
The two Saffas were delighted. Australia should’ve played a couple warm up matches (test against Ireland and a fc match against Essex or Sussex)

Lot of asterisks about the (((neutral venue's))) groundsmen

To be honest we should just sell the wtc final to the Arabs, the timezone makes sense

>>149573978
>>149573988
>>149573990
Did anyone still believe that SA could make a come back after the horrible first innings?

>>149574014
no need to sell the rights, but we will be building in dubai

>>149574062
I didn't

pozzfailure were simply unable to cope with the playing conditions

>>149574062
I thought Australia would win

Game is over, let's talk about books
Roadside Picnic. Opinions?

Not convinced there's ever been a genuinely good Indian cricketer
Maybe Anil Kumble

is cricket island like survivor island where all the cricketers have to fend for themselves

Tendulkar and Laxman were good (bats)

>>149574189
meaningless statement in the first test. five individual centuries, they still lost to pic rel.

They have to make their own bats but will get air drops of Dukes and Kookaburra balls

They have a submarine to bring drinks

When you think of the greatest Indian cricketer, Tendulkar comes to mind.
When you think of the greatest Australian cricketer, Bradman comes to mind.
When you think of the greatest English cricketer…?

GONE GOTTEM

>>149574269
ian botham for sure

>>149574269
Ian Austin

>>149574269
David Gower

>>149574269
Monty Panesar

WG Grace

off to the post office to transfer my old pension fund to my new big boy 5 year in the company pension

>>149574269
Wally Hammond

>>149574269
Jimmy Anderson

What about Best West Indian Cricketer?

>>149574325
viv richards by a country mile

>>149574325
Lara, because every other top tier Windian player did it when their team wasn't shit.

Aus - Bradman
Eng - Grace
Ind - Tendulkar
NZ - Williamson
WI - Lara
SA - Kallis

>>149574269
Nasir Hussein

Any one else watching the cricket?

>>149574325
This >>149574342

>England spend entire first day slow rolling the overs
>India spent 30 seconds delaying an over
>England start complaining instantly

>>149574363
wrong thread mate

>>149574304
*mogs you with a gold plated defined benefit public sector pension*

You guys see how much international rugby is on this weekend?

>>149574355
has to be richard hadlee for nz

Gary sobers is a good shout for west indies

>>149574388
I’m not from NSW so I don’t care.

>>149574388
I'm not a private school faggot so I don't care.

>>149574363
I’m watching until drinks then I’m having a shower. Missus wants to go to the dump and I’m trying to not mention it and do it tomorrow, it’s just an old tv which is currently neatly hidden behind a lounge. Dudes wanted €50 to come pick it up

>>149574395
batsmen > bowlers
just how it is unfortunately

Zimbabwe? Bangladesh? Kenya? Srilanka?

I’ve also got three old gas bottles to bring back and don’t feel like doing that today either, they’ll be alright so long as nothing punctures them

>>149574426
>Zimbabwe
Andy flower

>>149574405
98% of murderers, rapists, drug addicts, and dole bludgers went to public schools.

>>149574426
andy flower
Shakib Al hasan
idk
Murali

>>149574450
Chat is this true?

>>149574426
>Sri Lanka
Has to be Muralithuran (although he’s a chucker)

>>149574460
>Chuckrali
LMAO. 800 run outs.

>>149574450
>public schools
nigger what?

Property owner
5 year pension scheme man

>>149574426
Ranatunga for Lanka

For me, a player's overall worth is boosted of they ever played for Lancashire. So the list of greatest contains the likes of Michael Atherton, Wasim Akram, Clive Lloyd, Muttiah Muralitharan, Sourav Gangly and so on

>>149574472
let it go mate, he was cleared

That short keeper/opener Kaluwitharana(?) was good

>>149574476
are you a different irish? you're normally a fucking sook when someones even slightly racist

>>149574476
That’s what we call heathen/government schools here.

>>149574476
We don't use that word here mate.

>>149574506
>saying a word is racist
you’re a woke retard don’t reply to me

>>149574269
>>>149574198
>greatest cricketers must always be batspeople

>>149574426
Sangakkara

>>149574498
Didn’t they change the rules just for him?

>>149574509
Must be new terminology. Public schools is what Poms call private schools

>>149574515
sook is a ubiquitous part of the /cric/ vernacular you stupid fucking cazzie

Yeah this has to be a draw unless India crashes out hard in the second innings like the 1st game

>>149574426
>Zim
Andy Flower
>Bangladesh
Mushfiqur Rahim
>Kenya
Thomas Odoyo
>SL
Jayasuriya (people will say the chucker but fuck him)

>>149574550
bazball though

>>149574544
Wasn't referring to made up pozzie words you spastic.

>>149574571
he's falsefagging as me lol

>>149574542
Not new. It’s been that way since at least the 1950s.

>Barmy Army too scared to make a song about any jeet in fear of being called racist
This loss will be on them if they don't help to rattle India.

>>149574542
That makes no sense

>>149574565
Should be Shakib and Sangakkara surely

>>149574521
We talk about batswielders because the bowlers have already earned our quiet respect. We have no need to sing the praises of magicians like Matt Parkinson and Rahkeem Cornwall

why cant you need me?
need me like i need you?
why cant you love me ?
love me like you used to?

I want to choke that little horn tooting runt in the crowd

Reckon a few vuvuzelas at the ashes could ruin trumpetnonces trip

>>149574585
I’ve literally never in my life heard an Australian refer to them as public schools. Are you a zoomer? A South Australian maybe

Boring road batting

It's a conch shell dumbass

>>149574597
The "public schools" actually started as a school anyone can apply for enrolment in but somehow they slowly became elite, selective institutions.

>>149574635
Anyone still can apply

>>149574566
I mean yeah, but that's entirely on india, If India decides to start batting for a draw in their third innings, their is little england can do considering the pitch conditions

>>149574617
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*
BARMY ARMY
*HONK*

>>149574655
You're right in a literal sense but a lot of them are getting trashed if they aren't cut from the right cloth.

Any sledging so far?

>>149574672
This session is crucial if two or three wickets before lunch

>>149574681
yeah an indian called me a "bench" which i didnt get oh well

Just had a win bros, missus come up and asked if we can do the dump run tomorrow so I said yeah of course as long as we get up early

Carse looking best so far

>>149574628
No, Gen X Tasmanian.

Can’t move cat fell asleep on me

Has the Tongue to Carse joke been made?

>>149574773
Ok that makes sense my apologies thank you. I’m genx nsw and lived a bit in Brisbane. Never been to Tassie and have only met maybe a dozen of your cousins

Always referred to them as state schools, the other kind being private schools

>>149574784
i like cats they're cute

>>149574681
poms had a sook over one of the jeet batters timewasting 10 minutes into the day lol

Englands bowling selection is shit

a little piece of yellow sandpaper could liven this game up just saying

business idea: taking a wicket

>>149574821
England will lose points for their shithouse over rate

This game needs a whole over or bouncers right into their midsections

>India hit for 4
>some spastic in the crowd picrel

woodsy would have had a 7fer by now

why is an Indian bowler bowling to an Indian batter? Isn't that a conflict of interest???

>>149574269
Brendon McCullum

>>149574895
actually they're both pakis

Anderson and Broad would have had all these frauds out by now
New generation of bowlers are total shite

>>149574355
agree with all except maybe Kane
if he hadn't failed so many times in this latter part of his career I might have him on top, if he has a late resurgence and scores a few more tons / helps us win something big he could still get there
but for now it's Paddles, for me at least

>>149574798
Keep it that way. There are too many mainlanders here. You’re very easy to spot.

Yeah we will have a bowl on this road lad

>>149574355
ancient era cricket is irrelevant, should be punter and sir chef
agree with the rest though

business idea take some wickets haha

is Archer playing this test?

>one (1) hour into the day
>already 2 overs behind
>>149574972
No. I think he's 13th man though for some reason.

>>149574972
Don’t know. Windies haven’t named their XI yet.

Daniel

>more delays
tiresome

Did the gayfl decide to cancel today's fixtures or something?

the death of the traditional english greentop at the hands of bazball

>>149575047
It’s Thursday here. The AFL is Friday/Saturday/Sunday with Monday games on some public holidays and a game on ANZAC Day.

>>149575047
Collingwood plays tomorrow

>>149575047
preferrable to the blog brothers tbqh

AFL fags are the worst type of Aussie posters, moronic takes and reddit tier gimmicks

when i was skateboarding heaps i was surprised how fast you just destroy your shoes
i'd always get holes on the forward sole of my foot and on the top where my big toe is

>>149575118
I also used to skateboard when I was a kid. CANT imagine doing something so childish as an adult.

>>149575114
all the blowies that sperg out and post gross shit are from /afl/

>>149575073
you were saying

If there are no wickets before lunch I am turning this off and declaring cricket in this country dead

>>149574821
They're seething now for Jadeja walking on the pitch

I remember when england had good bowlers

>>149575155
To be fair, he was blatantly doing that.

>>149575157
Yeah then they made them retire

Does Carse's action look like Harmison's?

>>149574972
don't think so fella. bazball doesn't pay like a meme bash does, even though they're basically the same.innit¿

YFO M8

>>149575157
Like Broad… and Onions? Caddick? Harmison? I don’t know. Why does everyone except Broad average 40+ in Australia?

>>149575177
it looks liek sphincterson's action...yh

really strong smell of poo in this thread

>>149575196
Tough to bowl on Aussie roads

>>149575198
Sorry about that. Had KFC today.

>>149575193
>>149575198
fellas x

>>149575203
Aussie bowlers don’t mind it.

England have made Gill look like a generational talent lmao

>>149575196
Ronnie Irani

this is a perfect first hour to have playing as you try to fall asleep

>>149574933
I wasn’t considering moving there but might visit sometime

Got up from my seat.
Expect a wicket soon.

>visit Tasmania
>get shot by glowie
>ppl say a blond spastic unalived you

>>149575196
Broad was good and so was Gough

>>149575286
thanks for the update

My birthday was today and no one noticed.

>>149575303
happy bday

>>149575292
That was in southern “Tasmania”, which is just mainland-lite.

>>149575303
>>149575337

forgot the song
https://youtu.be/vSV0Mn9UKC4?si=hyCVxae0im8ahZO-

>>149575303
pretty normal
grow up

Minions mentioned.

>>149575303
totally missed the calendar notification ngl x
happy birthday fella¡! x
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a
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>bowler does a bowl decent enough to not get hit for a run
>four players have to praise him one after the other
is bashir mentally fragile?

YFI

that nigga breastfeeding

>>149575371
keKkkkk

>>149575303
happy birthday weeb faggot

>>149575441
They’re feeling sorry for him because he’s taking a hit on his average for the sake of the team

I don't think batshit and tongue are very good lads

>>149575446
tabla x

Reckon a few overs of spin at both ends is the go here at this stage

Bashir not far off another century (per wicket)

nice crisp stream
https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/england-india-jul-3?id=england-india-jul-3&stream=3

>>149575506
cor I'd like to put my crisp in her stream if you know what I mean

>>149575506
It’s on Austar, just use that.

Every single one of them are shite
I'm going to watch video game lore deep dives on YouTube

Absolutely begging the grounds security to kick conch-nonce out

>>149575516
why the stream is free and same quality

Mad how Bashir has averaged 90+ for the series so far yet his place in the team still isn't being questioned

>>149575538
Don’t you already have Austar?

this has draw written all over it
either that or someone will win

just tuned in whos the paki spinner

Jadeja lost the story.

>>149575548
I dont pay for anything i can get for free

GOT HIM

>austar
what decade is it?

JEJdeja

LICKED

GONE OUT FUCK OFF

>>149575570
Mine’s still Austar.

>get ball that would have flown over the keepers head for boundary byes
>retard jumps into the air for no reason, then sticks his hands way up in the air over his head, again for no reason.

is Melissa Caddick dead?

>>149575303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-0xugvRnUg

Are you fucking kidding me? Less than 5 minutes after I turn it off

>>149575591
Did the same thing against Boland at the G.

>>149575591
I never played anything but backyard cricket but pretty sure i'd piss my pants if someone started firing bouncers at me

collapse looms

>>149575286
Like I said.
The world revolves around my actions.

Looks like Duckett has been doing squats.

>>149575616
after 25 mins wouldn't you want to sit down again haha

>>149575607
You just have to keep watching it and decide whether you’re getting out of the way or hitting, if hitting practice your hook/pull

>>149575623
would it count as nominative determinism?

>>149575585
GOTTEM
O
N
E

>>149575633
does he quack while doing them?

>>149575633
fuck up pseud cunt

>>149575633
According to the categorical imperative, yes.

Got to do a whole week of sex toil soon. Not looking forward to it

It would not because of etymology

>>149575649
dis tbqh

Was putting money on england to win because my spidey senses that india were about to piss and shit themselves and then jedaja got out and the fuckin odds went down from 5 to 3.9
FUCK

>>149575682
...yh..soime soime

What is this field setting wtf

>>149575696
Do not get it twisted, do not gamble. Do not start gambling. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even, you won't win. You won't do any of that, you understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life.

>>149575713
this
if you have to gamble to stay interested in sport, you have long since outgrown the original reasons you had to follow said sport
every mate I have who has or still gambles on sport, their actual level of interest in it is superficial as fuck

Hankering to start walking to bouldering

>>149575713
I put $10 on it its fine, i dont even like gambling i just have been looking at the odds and they have no idea how conditions work

>>149575749
what's on the boulderan playlist fella¿

lunchmenulad¿ u in moite?

YFO mate

Hate new music, still listen to the same shit I did 10 years ago, most of which is the same shit from 10.years before that

Video game and anime soundtracks for me

>>149575865
Cameron Winter- Heavy Metal is a modern triumph and a rare gem

>>149575740
I agree with this, I follow the NFL and played fantasy football for a while in the years before I played fantasy and the years after I paid much more attention to the sport itself and how my team was doing. While I played fantasy all I cared about was how my picked players were doing

>>149575865
1960s to 00s was probably music's equivalent of "peak oil" anyway. everything new and yet listenable was made in that period.

x

resting bumbum on this road is like 4d chess

Based Aryan Warriors Gill and Jadeja btfoing England

>>149575865
yep, soime

dadza's listening to crazy U.S politics shit in the other room
it was honestly better when he just watched cable tv garbage. ah well what can ya do

>>149576103
You have cable TV on the mainland? We have to use satellite dishes and aerials here.

>>149575713
>>149575740
good criccy
>>149575829
>>149575649
>>149575585
>>149575286
>>149575198
>>149575197
entertaining criccy

>>149576118
TASSIELA¡!!!
how u been moite¿ beenaminute innit¿!

>>149576132
What on earth are you talking about you silly little man?

hahaaa classic tassiela x

Might switch over to the tennis
Not really into cricket anymore

>>149576208
I'm not from Tasmania, I have never set foot in Tasmania, nor will I.

IT'S STARTING AGAIN BROS

>>149576218
fuck up tassila

>>149576240
I’m here mate let’s go

>>149576214
oh it shows zachy it shows!

Bloody bitch bastard

Good golly hurry hurry get your curry

why do we have a player named Washington

>>149576298
got his visa and ID card mixed up

>>149576298
Windies had a Nixon

why are you chirping now mate, you're not mating wickets

>>149576309
You conspirator, conspiring against global leader (Modi). You just wait, Delhi police is coming for you

If Indians had any faith in their team they would declare

>>149576324
This is India´s internal matter. We will teach you a lesson of lifetime

Keen to see subhumans double cenno

Tradies belong in cages

cant this faggot score runs?

Dan Evans looks a bit like a ball bag
Not very tarqy at all, surprisingly

>>149576312
kek

A couple of wickets would be a tactically sound manoeuvre for England here, I reckon

Does England have any part time spinner amongst the batspeoples?

Don’t think that drummer is with the barmy army

>>149576426
poot can turn his arm over

>>149576439
Next up, a 40 minute sitar raga

bashir? i hardly know her

>>149576443
That’s right yeah I forgot. Might not be a bad idea to get a few overs of spin at both ends, keep Bashir going and give Poot 2 or 3 overs, bit of a circuit breaker. There’s nothing going on nobody’s getting out unless they do something very stupid like a run out or something

FIELDSMEN CRASH

lmao

also, declaration incoming?

>>149576527
Too cowardly

Not long until the real cricket starts

godamn

>>149576527
boundary is too close, and giving england over three days to bat would probably mean ~500 is too low.

Good Day. Declaration soon?

subhuman to finish 199* (declaration)

And he gets there!!

India will bat their innings out. They'd bat until the end of Day 3 and hope to bowl England twice with a follow-on.

>>149576711
Bowl England out... with who?
Bumrah isn't playing.

What are the chances that Gill breaks Lara's record today?

>>149576691
Too cowardly

Truly believe that Stokes has fucked this. He's lost the right to his testicles, someone get the shears and head down there

>>149576720
Then it'll be a draw.

Really dislike the harmison/flintoff bowling motion carse is using.

>>149576792
he's kiwi they'll be on his chest somewhere

Think there might be a hit wicket coming soon.

Australia have won the toss and will bat first

camon 'arold

>>149576846
Cheers big ears

wtf is this shit.
>runs in like a slow bowler
>movement at delivery is like a left arm wrist spinner

this is embarrassing

GWAN BROOK

STUNNING over, never realised before how ugly brook is

>>149576865
Its the spastic action, you see this action from fat idiots in shit club cricket

>>149575570
Someone's still living in the good old days.

>>149576792
What did he do?

St George’s, Grenada

You have to give him another over it’s just the right thing to do

i only like test cricket

Nice, big run up
Lee or Akhtar would be proud.

*switches to windies coverage*

sooo what happens tactically now for india?

Shubman Gill to 300 is genuinely illegal

poms should be ashamed

550?
Surely not 600?

>>149576962
think they're due for heavy rain tmr
still thinking of making the trip Saturday desu

it's fucking retarded how big west indian grounds are. why would st george, a city of 33k, need a stadium that holds 20,000 people?

they should all be demolished and replaced with grounds that hold 5,000 max

>>149577096
They’ll bat it out and hope the Poms fuck everything up and it’s not a draw. I think they need to declare but they won’t because of >>149577100
and >>149577103
they’re statswhores

not watching, has the pitch stopped doing anything and its like one of those Rawalpindi roads?

>>149577129
Looks like a storm but it’ll pass over and dry up later so just an extended break shouldn’t be too bad and can be made up. I encourage you to go, I looked at the map it’s not even far for you get your kayak out mate

>Windies picked up Anderson
Here we go.

>>149577137
most likely built for the 2007 WC

>>149577137
Construction contracts. Easiest way to be corrupt without technically being corrupt.

>>149577137
Just turn the stands into comfy grassy knolls

That was from behind the umpire? That should be a no ball?

Gorgeous ground

Ahh good cracking on before the first ball

Games gone

Drop Green down the batting order. Should be coming in behind both Smith and Head, arguably Webster.

>>149577165
round trip $600USD tho

these grounds are better used to relieve the parking crisis permeating through r towns and cities

Will Shamar Joseph rape the aussie top order again?

No aussie rules in the Caribbean so no gay drop in pitches

Smith is back. Cool.

>england v india on
>no UK flags and just endless vpn shit
game's gone

>>149577137
> In April 2007, Grenada jointly hosted (along with several other Caribbean states) the 2007 Cricket World Cup. The Island's prime minister was the CARICOM representative on cricket and was instrumental in bringing the World Cup games to the region. After Hurricane Ivan, the government of the People's Republic of China (PRC) paid for the new $40 million national stadium and provided the aid of over 300 labourers to build and repair it.[126] During the opening ceremony, the anthem of the Republic of China (ROC, Taiwan) was accidentally played instead of the PRC's anthem, leading to the firing of top officials.[127][128]

>>149577236
My grandmother would say it’s only money

>>149577260
kek went a bit to far with the banter

watching test cricket is the antidote to doomscroll brainrot.

>>149577278
Especially if you read a novel at the same time.

How to play stream thru VLC?

>>149577260
>accidently

>>149577260
lol this one trumps Kazakhstan greatest country in the world playing instead of the actual Kazhakh anthem

>>149577292
https://old.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/1lk43oy/a_handholding_guide_to_watching_sports_streams/

Subhuman does play some aesthetic shots

God save our gracious King!

Long live our noble King!

God save the King!

Send him victorious,

Happy and glorious,

Long to reign over us,

God save the King

Heard you want your country back.
Shut the fuck up

Radio coverage

https://au.radio.net/s/abcgrandstand

https://www.youtube.com/live/ylTyR7T2Zm8?si=XiAw-s8TAJm4S_Qz

Rainbow Snake save our gracious Boongs!

Long live our noble Boongs!

Rainbow Snake save the Boongs!

Send us our Centrelink,

Vote Yes you racist pricks,

Give me a dollar, cunt,

Rainbow Snake save the Boongs

Odds on Bashir reaching a double cenny?

Think I'm gonna apply for a £56k job

pretty

wide from a spin bowler lol

>>149577465
If I decide to emigrate to UK right now I have a £70k job waiting for me.

bogans

That’s a pretty big deal actually only the 10th Windies player to 100 tests

Who is the WORST player to play at least 100 tests?

>commentators go on long story about washington
>immediately gets out

>>149577503
that's a lot of ubers

>>149577535
Has Lyon done 100? Him

>>149577503
Why don't you do it then?

>>149577532
Nah it's with the current lot. Looks like a dull role but it's pretty similar to what I currently do so I thought I may as well be miserable on more money

>>149577535
>cricinfo stats
>show players with at least 100 matches
>get 3231 results
hmm

>>149577535
Brathwaite.

Why can't England produce a better spinner than Root?

>>149577557
>Why don't you do it then?
xenophobia

Got bowled out by an Indian lad at nets yesterday
Was quite a good delivery desu
Gave me a hell of a send-off because I'd been walking down the track to him (fast bowlers always hate that)

>>149577591
boris wave not big enough

isn't root genuinely good though
>>149577598
good to hear

>>149577611
part-time bowlsman not good to have to rely on him

special k is schooling these niggas

>>149577599
He chucks it though (same action as Bumrah) so it doesn't count

>>149577583
>Oh, nuts to this! I'll just go get Kraigg Brathwaite

>>149577598
What a KWAB, most major cities are practically Indian colonies now. Also native brits are pussies, they were too afraid of being labeled racist to speak out against the grooming gangs.

>there is something called a tea break in cricket

this is the fruitest sport ever

How many times should konstas have been out so far? (33) so must be at least 15 of them

>>149577535
bairstow

>He faced opposition from his parents and neighbors in Bihar for his passion for playing cricket over academics.
>Some of the parents urged their children not to mingle with Akash Deep, as Akash was the only person to passionately engage in cricket in Sasaram. Meanwhile, some of those parents were cautious that their own children would follow in the footsteps of Akash Deep by abandoning academics.

the missus loves watching the windies play

>>149577698
Whites are still >80%, and there's a big chunk of pakis and bangladeshis too.
Not very appealing

>>149577698
You'll probably get abuse for being a muslim paedo if and when you come here desu, most Brits don't really care enough to learn the differences between different types of brown people

>>149577701
>Americans don’t call the third meal of the day tea
Literally shubmans.

>>149577698
you're claiming pakis as your own now mate?

This one's a draw no point watching it

>>149577770
>>149577770
>yeah that happens!

>>149577781
same shit different smell (same smell)

GOTTEM GONE
FUCK OFF MUZZIE DOG

>>149577535
>Mark Boucher
>Ian Healy
>Sharma
>Ntini
>Southee
>Vaas
It's one of these.

>>149577825
rohit didn't even play 100 tests and its factually bairstow

>>149577774
>DEVON
>GET THE TABLES

>>149577701
nigga your country has a professional lacrosse league
>>149577837
Ishant Sharma. All the bowlers were the ones that were shit batters and only took less than 400 wickets.

what hppens if you get a home run

looking forward to stocking my first ever fridge up with Wilkins Designer Cider next week

>>149577857
6 runs added
but there was bigger than that

GOTTEM
SEE YA KUNSTAS
WI STRONG

in Peeds

>>149577876
cease posting this

ad where a fat indian farts and uses toilet paper successfully

>>149577849
I still think its bairstow since Ishant played majority of his career in the most batting friendly era, Bairstow averaged 36 despite playing at 5-6 for england, also the fact that he wasn't even the keeper everytime

>>149577903
Love it

Why oh why don't we have bidets (or at least bidet toilet attachments) in the UK
What a filthy uncivilised people we are

bruh

>look away 5 minutes
>konstas got out as well
when the fuck did that happen, he was having a drink last I saw

>>149577945
I do have one though
What you need is money

>>149577945
Strange.
Subcontinentals should've lobbied for it and made it regulation by now.

just remembered basically any new furniture you buy has to be assembled
grim

>>149577962
I think Hansi's death was the strangest

>>149577945
>he doesnt have a post-poo shower
disgusting

>>149577962
shameless clickbait

Gill >>>> Coolie. Straight facts

GONE GOTTEM
POZZIES ON THE ROPES

OH MY GOODNESS

>and now smith's out
fucks sake

I had no idea this happened

>>149577945
just get some towels, water them down and maybe a bit of soap and clean your hole/crack that way.

What exactly are India doing here

>>149578028
he was very slowly pointing out directions for the driver

>>149578037
batting til all out, and attempt a follow on. any amount is too low to declare.

750 is a par score here desu.

>>149578050
Weather is set to be bad over the weekend though so probably only 1 full day remaining

That was just so dumb by Smith

>>149578037
Winning

Poolapse. India on the ropes.

he didnt bat it deep enough!!!!

could really do with a huge knob up my bum

>did not reach 600
Englel have won the narrative.

>>149578125
same

had a huge knob up my bum. sadly it doesn't mean anything if the person attached to it doesn't have a clue what to do.

>>149578137
no
>bumrah rested for this utter road
India has won the deano-mahatma jamboree tbqh ngl famalama x

business idea: if the umpires are refusing to allow a ball change then polish it on your arsecrack so it smells all pooey and they are forced to change it

umm... that's just plain ol Aussie rules tampering fella x

>>149578278
they'd have to change it after every ball when india are bowling

Just keep a new ball under your hat, and change the balls when no one is looking. And pants have pockets. Plenty of room for several new balls to be hid there.

got the bazballians riled up fellas

I am very clever

>>149578339
bbbBBBAASED x

Windies doing a far better job at fielding and reviewing. Good to see.

The Caribbean drummers aim the crowd are so much better than those Indians that play that bullshit instrument of theirs

If you shave your arse it makes the cleanup job easier

>>149578407
it also makes your farts louder

Shave your balls makes your piss louder

>>149578422
Yes, it's excellent

oh no windiesbros....green is having his 1 out of 20 good performances

what's the evolutionary reason for pubes on the cock and balls

>>149578505
keeps in heat, helps prevent shit going deeper inside (like ear/nose hairs).
Not sure what the reason for underarm hair is though desu.

>>149578521
reduces armpit chaffing?

>>149578521
i'd prefer to keep shaving my balls and using a willy warmer

trinibro?

>>149578562
>I wish anons were here :(

>>149578562
Cool hat like Dr Seuss

>>149578562
(no)

>grass on the field looks like complete shit

can't water your grass?

evolution makes no sense why would we grow pubes when not having pubes keeps you free of lice and way less likely to get a fungus

I havent shaved my dick and balls and arse in a very long time

Oh, England are batting now. Forgot about them >:D

DROPPED THE RITCHIE-RICHARDSON TROPHY

DROPPED THE CAMPBELL-CAMPBELL TROPHY

Windies HATE taking catches

>Just play a test like it's a t20
The next evolution of Bazball

now the windies will panic and make a bad review

DROPPED THE WEEKES MACGILL

Green? More like Yellow!

Green needs to be dropped

CAUGHT THE BROWNE-GREEN TROPHY

>>149578763
Those look like anzac biscuits

sleepy time, time to switch the telly off and the radio on :-)

>>149578763
TRINILAL!!!
post some proper roti with split peas fella x

are the barmy army any chance of singing a decent song?

akash, more like india took a catch!

>>149578819
they tried to and jinxed it

this fucking dwarf

HUGE WICKET

>>149578819
they haven't managed it in 30 years, they're not starting to do so any time soon

DUCKETT¿
>>149575633
aaaammmoirite haaaaa

ENGLAND IN SHAMBLES

AKASH HAS GOT A HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

More of a tennis nation desu

AH yesssss THE TITANIC SUCCESS THAT IS BAZBALL!!!!

more of a darts country desu

Mass english rape incoming

>Bihari
Basado

>>149578924
Arse deep

I want to eat a massive bowl of butter chicken

>>149578818
>tf
>tp
confused ngl
Will buy roti on Saturday and post

make a new thread, we hit the bump limit

Yeah make a newie thanks mate

>>149578998
tabla x

CRAWL YER WAY OUT TYVM

>>149579202
many such cases

I refuse to believe they can't just stand still and throw it just as fast

NEW

>>149579135
>>149579135
>>149579135

NEW