Thread 149572560

MODS STICKY THIS

Was about to post this. Jesus christ...

@grok is this real

Holy God. Massive F. God bless them and his family

What the actual fuck thats crazy

poor guy, he was a great player. rip.

RIP, that's horrible
but also I still haven't forgotten Cruijff not getting a sticky

It's Antonio Reyes all over again.

SAFE AND EFFECTIVE

Damn. Only 28 years old and recently married. RIP.

>>149572560 (OP)
What's this? He was in a traffic accident with Bobby Zamora?

Absolute state of Liverpool baka

We already have a thread, delete his

In other news Europe slowly dies because of socialism and bureaucracy

F

>>149572609
car accident in zamora spain both he and his brother died

Que tristeza de verdad

>>149572594
kek

>>149572665
Huy sí qué tristeza, un perfecto desconocido que ni sabía que tu existías se muere, qué pena por dios.

Fuck off nobody speaks germ

>>149572594
obsessed kraut

>>149572714
Idiot. Young man, just married, 3 little kids

>>149572714
reddit moment

He didn't drive so good

>>149572751
Nice. Everyone doing better than me deserves to die. Now that I know that he had kids I’m even happier.

that road is shit but not shit enough to crash, he was probably speeding like an idiot with his expensive car, oh well, rip in piece, what a dumb way to die honestly

>>149572751
Nooo not my hecking millionairerinooo nooooo

>82 unnamed individuals killed by israel while waiting for aid
>sportsballer gets the top spot in the news
it activates the almonds that this is what the world is like

>>149572826
Football fans deserve to be exterminated

>>149572560 (OP)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>149572818
Yeah, the unfortunate truth.

I'm honestly surprised this doesn't happen more often, considering most football players are complete retards.

Was he speeding

>>149572826
Yeah it’s a mystery people feel it deeper when they put a face to the name
>>149572825
>if he was poor it would be ok to feel something
So you’re just a mouthbreathing mangionestan type

.

>>149572826
You can get in a car accident like Diogo if you put Israeli war cimes as a top spot in any news

>>149572560 (OP)
Why are footballers such shitty drivers?

>>149572939
Based

>>149572818
It says it was a tyre blowout while overtaking, just gone midnight. Seems fishy but still.

>>149572936
>I only feel bad if the human being that dies is a famous millionaire

>>149572818
Maybe they steped on a towel and lost control while carrying cheap furniture

>top of his career
>married last week
>3 sons
Hope he wasn't a speeding retard but that's grim. F

>>149572818
>he was probably speeding like an idiot with his expensive car
100% this. No sympathy.

>>149572751
what about Gaza
what about Ukraine
what about Africa and many other shit going on

A true tragedy, two young guys. Diogo Jota, recently married and with three little children, leaves behind four shattered lives. These footballers with sports cars who don't even know how to drive on roads they don't even know. Being frivolous, at least he was a millionaire and his family will have money.

>>149572751
so he had sex before marriage? I hope he's rotting in hell. Hopefully his brother wasn't also a sinner

what happpens with his contract? some insurance kicks in maybe

>>149574129
it's crazy fast.... for a bicycle

Fun fact: you can't die in a car crash if you stay home watching anime with AC. This has been fact-checked by me

>>149572560 (OP)

do you need a coffin for that or what do they do?

>>149574202
No, they just sweep you up into one of those cremation urns.

>>149572560 (OP)
Rip to a great footballer

>>149574190
yeah, about that

FOX IN THE BOX,
FOX IN THE BOX

>>149572594
Mods are trannies

Rest in peace diogo jota

>>149574202
you call the number and they give you 500 euro for the car no questions asked

:(

>>149574216

must be a fun job

You know what this means…SIGNINGS on the way!

>>149574296
I don't even know how you'd get that job really. A janitor or a cleaner makes sense. It seems straightforward. But how do you get the job where you clean up dead bodies off the road/public areas?

>>149573439
>no u
I accept your concession

>>149574061
What about it?

>>149574364
>What about it?
meh, I'm not gonna argue with an idiot

Guardia Civil:
>"The information we have so far is that the car, a Lamborghini, was involved in a traffic accident and veered off the road due to a tire blowout during an overtaking maneuver." It was in the early hours, 00:30 [Portuguese time], in the municipality of Cernadilla, in the province of Zamora. The car caught fire and both occupants died.

>jobless fans already laying memorials at the stadium
His corpse is probably still smouldering. They love a good tragedy.

there will be Liverpool fans whose grannys died literally yesterday who will mourn this more.

>>149574437
Hard to be sad for that no? Better him than the person he tried to overtake

>>149572560 (OP)
WTF

>>149572560 (OP)
This is so unfair to us. We finally have an app time great starting XI and our star striker is killed. I hope an inquiry is made (a REAL inquiry) into who is truly behind this because I suspect our last tory government played some part.

>>149572818
a-52 is a very good road, i take it every summer

>>149574437
He was a rider
Provider

>>149572560 (OP)
RIP. But OP has got to chill. Thia guy really saw a dead footballer and the very first thought he had was OH SHIT /sp/uh Stixky!

>>149574478
You have to go fast with the Lamborghini for a tire to blow out during an overtaking. Also, at night, even more dangerous.

>>149572560 (OP)
RIP wrong liverpool player died

>>149572867
Is this big news in Portugal??

>>149572594
deepest lore: he actually got two stickies but the yellow dogs pulled them fast.

>>149572560 (OP)
Fucking unbelieveable man. Just got married too. RIP Diogo.

>>149574594
Yes, all news channels are talking about it

JFT98

>>149572560 (OP)
Rest in peace, king.
That last trophy he won with Portugal 2 weeks ago must have meant the world to him.

>>149574427
You simply don’t have the intellect to engage, or just realized how stupid your grievance over a thread about a dead footballer we all saw play in a sports forum while the dozens of faceless daily victims of genocide in Gaza have no thread is. Either way, you’re the idiot

>>149572560 (OP)
I swear to god Diogo Jota played for Wolves and not Liverpool
F nonetheless

RIP

I don't understand anything about sport cars. How common is it for their tyres to explode?

Does this affect the Portugal national team chances at the WC?

>>149572560 (OP)
So sad. Just married five days ago with three young kids.

>>149574776
let's just say he would be alive and kicking if he had chosen Porsche

>>149574766
In a just timeline he'd be remembered as a Wolves player, maybe later Porto or some other Portuguese player. Same with Lallana, van Dijk, etc. with Southampton. Wish these seller clubs wouldn't immediately spread their asses for Liverpool of all clubs

The duality of man

rip jota and his brother

>>149574815
Oh shit he did play for wolves I'm not totally losing it.
I think I get this guy and Luis Diaz mixed up.
There are too many Portuguese frankly, especially at wolves over the years. Doesn't help that both teams have or had a Nunez

>>149572560 (OP)
damn
may he rest in peace.

>>149574894
>There are too many Portuguese frankly
not wrong, considering there were so many Diogos at his youth club that he had to start going by "Diogo J"

>>149574787
CR7 winning it and paying homage to his fallen comrade is all but guaranteed now

>>149572560 (OP)
English please

>>149572560 (OP)
rip

>>149574959
not at all difficult to understand and I don't even speak Spanish

Diogo's wife was his ride or die
Diogo was her ride and die

>>149574190
not so fast

wouldnt have happened if he was driving a ferrari btw

>>149575132
god can be such a dipshit sometimes wtf imagine chilling playing death stranding 2 when you suddenly get splattered by a metal plate

jesus fucking christ

>>149572560 (OP)
>1996
Cursed generation

>>149575605
picrel, literal bong rocket scientist, goes to visit his burger gf in Atlanta. Gets shot while lying in bed from a random bullet coming through the wall from about 5 blocks away. Death is random and quick.

>>149574811
tell that to paul walker

>>149572825
Que resentido de mierda.

>>149575605
Serves you right for giving that hack Hideo your money.

>>149575132
that's hella cap, bro got assassinated 100%

Was he vaccinated?

>>149572818
Honestly this
I can't feel sympathy for idiots, if I did I'd be just as stupid as them

Rodrygo Goes to Liverpool

>>149572751
>just married 3 little kids
based

>>149572560 (OP)
Oh no brown shit is on flames
no loss here

>>149576292
The car was

>>149574202
What would you realistically do to survive this situation?

>>149572560 (OP)
No it's in mexican

>>149572560 (OP)
Sex accident with Bobby Zamora?

>>149572818

yeah, my first thought was “I bet he was in a stupid car and driving recklessly”…confirmed on the first, awaiting the second. I’m just glad his kids weren’t with him and he didn’t crash into anyone else.

>>149576625
Bobby Zamora sex dwarf

>>149573251
kek

>>149572939
kek

>>149576678
Kinky.

he would have survived if he took public transit.

>>149576780

I trust ALSA drivers even less than millionaire footballers

F

Literally who? I know diogo costa but who is this guy?

>>149572826
>he doesn't realize the news media is a product that simply follows the demand and talks about what people click/view the most

>be white passing portuguese player
>die from car crash
why does this happen?

>>149572826
>what about palestine

>>149575909
>Atlanta
I wonder the ethnicity of the shooter.

>>149574437
I wonder how they're able to say it was a tire blowout so quickly. It's obviously one of the more likely explanations, but doesn't it take a little forensic work to determine stuff like this?

I feel like police authorities usually wait at least a few days before publicly stating stuff like this.

>>149576794
kek, I still get the the occasional "AlsaWifi" connecting in my phone. Fucking piece of shit, worked once though

>>149577047
They knew it was an overtake as well so presumably the other driver gave a statement.

>>149574525
>and the very first thought he had was OH SHIT /sp/uh Stixky!
i literally only came on /sp/ today to see if there was a sticky for this

>>149572560 (OP)
you'll never drive alone diogo YNDA

>>149572560 (OP)
I'm sure he was a nice enough guy and it's awful to leave behind a wife and young children under any circumstances but the parasocial attachment some people have to media figures is a legitmate mental illness. He wouldn't have cared if a Liverpool fan died from something unavoidable like cancer and he's out in his idiot car doing dumb shit and suddenly everyone is "devastated"? I hate this planet.

>>149573251
trvke

>>149572560 (OP)
GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME

>>149577617
>He wouldn't have cared if a Liverpool fan died from something unavoidable like cancer and he's out in his idiot car doing dumb shit and suddenly everyone is "devastated"? I hate this planet.
This guy
A. Does something that creates value for people (ie people are willing to pay to see matches, buy shirts, eat and drink expensive beer and hot dogs at the stadium, buy sportswear or drinks or whatever he or his team has advertising/endorsement agreements with, taxes for the government and a long list of etc)
Very important, people do this of their OWN FREE WILL, no one is forcing you to go to his match, there is no iron soviet boot forcing you to buy the shirt, no african mugabe-style dictatorship forcing kids to buy his sport shoes.
B. The value generated from these exchanges and transactions gives hundreds, maybe thousands of people jobs and creates multiple sources of income across the board in all industries involved in organizing and providing products and services related to liverpool/football/portugal's national team, etc
C. Out of all that value that has been created, which is so great that it's hard to even calculate objectively, even if Diogo is to become disgustingly rich with it, what he keeps is merely a small percentage of the overall wealth he created for society as a whole.
That's what the free market is all about, yeah sure people like Bezos or Musk are rich as fuck, but the wealth they have is barely a small fraction of the overall value their companies have created for society as a whole.
Repeat the cycle of wealth creation enough times and even if you end up with a very unequal society, the spillover wealth will make even the poorest man x10 richer, that's literally how the modern world with all its advantages, long life expectancy, technology, healthcare innovations was created.
So yeah, this guy in his "idiot car doing dumb shit" did have a lot of worth.

>>149577617
Human society is hierarchical, higher status people have always commanded an outsized proportion of attention. It's engrained in our DNA since monke times.

Getting upset over this is like getting upset over the tide coming in.

>>149577352
I'm sure Liverpool wouldn't do somthing like that. Milking a tragedy to the point of making it part of their identity.

>>149578429
technology and innovation creates value retard, a scientist you never have heard of has created more value for the world than any football monkey

>>149575909
Imagine flying across the Atlantic for THAT. Are bong women really that hideous?

>>149584019
alright bro lets see your 9/10 wife

>>149578839
t. Jordan Peterson

>>149572560 (OP)
fuck

RIP

>>149577025
Yes, what about the genocide of children we are funding, faggot?

>>149574202
I'm sorry but I just don't believe a luxury car like that would combust just like that. Motherfuckers were burned to a crisp. There's definitely something more that they are not telling us (see Paul Walker's "accident").

>>149572560 (OP)
>dies
>no sticky
>not even bump limit is reached after 17 hours
how one dies shows how one lived I guess

>>149586086
you're late to the party
>>149572571
>>149574006

>>149576595
Be Khaleesi

>>149586038
Hey El Salvadorian genius, why the FUCK would they give a FUCK about Diogo Jota?

>>149586038
What part of luxury cars makes you believe they'd give a shit about safety of the passengers?
Nobody with real money actually buys and drives Lambos, they're only there for the consoomer working class that got rich and (they) don't give a fuck if the "luxury" slop these nouveau riche consoom is good quality or not.

>>149574202
Damn. He didn't criticize israel. d-did he?