Thread 149573545

7th thread in the ‘log Edition

>>149571102

We ain't even gay

Doyers

Clayton Kershaw

>>149573545 (OP)
>surely shitposting will 1488
ACK

hope springs eternal bros

Mommy why is the sun g e t t i n g b i g g e r

>>149573620
Sciencefags tell us humans come from stardust and in the same breath say the universe is apathetic kekini

kek ‘toids kek

>>149573624
>me when I forget to call before I dig

>>149573624
U know damm well some freakin' ice virus landed and became whatever we are, or somethin'. Asteroid bugs all emerging in ponds and shit turning into frogs & monkeys. It's madness if u think abt it

really baseballing it up in here

>well u see lightning hit the ions in the primordial nutsaq & out popped a protozoa!
That protobaby swung by on a freakin rock

Guys pls stop!

>>149573654
aren't stromatalytes supposed to be in the picture also?

>>149573650
I find this image interesting

Poor Timmy! He just keeps losing!

>>149573703
I didn't post a picture, & most of the 1's I have are titties.

But tonight he is alive and in the north
field with his mother.
It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass.
And as he stares into the sky, there are
twice as many stars as usual.

>>149573711
it's the genesis of frog posting

i hope >my umpies have big games today, theyve been too passive lately

>>149573733
what grinds my gears is that I can follow a doc spoonfeeding me ideas but try to read a book by those fucking eggheads and I'm lost.

City Teamies just called up pitcher & have optioned belly itcher to AAA Townie Teamies

>>149573760
Readin' ain't cool, simple as

>>149573650
I saw this too!

What's got Dodgerfrens in a swirl lately, they usually don't flare up so much. Sad to see the peace broken in the chillout zone.

>>149573830
I think it started with the ICE LA thing. I'm not even being facetious but that's probably it.

>>149573830
Clayton Kershaw

>>149573830
for me personally it was a handful of specific comments after Muncy got hurt but I'm over it.

>>149573830
My life sucks so I race bait

I hope Muncy recovers because I enjoy the pastas tbqhwu

Look's like we've all given areself's something to think about

I sat with him at a fancy dinner once, this gala charity event. We were in tuxes and he sat across from me. At one point early on a waiter brought out caesar salads, and Max started rubbing his tummy and making “yummy” noises like a toddler. Just as I picked up my salad fork—Max Muncy slapped it out of my hands. “Don’t,” he said, like scolding a dog. Stunned, I went to pick up the fork again but this time Max placed his sweaty hand on my wrist. “Like me,” he growled. He then mimed rolling up his sleeves…and proceeded to eat his salad with his hands like Cookie Monster. Lettuce and croutons went flying from his fat hands to his mouth. I was about to ask, “What the fuck?” but his blonde date made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, “Just let him do this. He needs it.” I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.

Maybe Polfags should stay in their containment board

When did using gloves for hitters because the standard? Am I naive for thinking they shouldn't use them because it gives you an advantage compared to the old timers and their records? I'm very traditional when it comes to game equipment.

No gloves
Wooden bats.
Simple as.

>>149574604
How has gay sex negatively changed over the years in your experience

>>149574604
Players started using gloves for fielding around 1884, though some players like Bid McPhee refused to wear them as late as the 1890s.

Catchers didn't start wearing masks and shin guards until the early 1900s, when Roger Bresnahan invented them.

MLB players have always used wooden bats. Metal bats are only used in high school and college.

>>149574604
>>149574694
For me it's when PrEP came on the scene & ruined my whole shtick

>>149574604
Tom Brown first used a batting glove in 1897. They didn't become popular until 1968, when Ken Harrelson started wearing one regularly.

>>149574694
Younguns insisting on condoms because they haven't been taught that the bug is a gift and the ultimate goal

How about that Blue Jays. How? Have they played at least decent. I'm a huuuuuuge fan. :p Also, baseball! Woohoo!

>>149574740
Even into the mid-'70s batting gloves weren't universally popular. Duane Kuiper tells stories about experimenting with golf gloves because batting gloves weren't being manufactured yet, but almost everyone started using them as soon as they were.

>>149574604
The equipment in every sport is going to be different from 100 years ago. MLB-legal bats can now even have rough textures in the handle for better grip. Players are ordering it as standard on their torpedo bats.

>>149574604
>I'm very traditional when it comes to game equipment.
you certainly are
btw, the catcher's mitt was invented in canada

>>149574760
>>149575409
Recker on the board!!!!

good mariners morning /mlb/

>>149576403
Coffee is bad for you

>>149576414
sonanoka?

yankees need their blankies

>>149576414
fact check: mostly false

Yankees fans, is Boone actually a bad coach, or is it just NY media and fans overreacting to every loss?

The Chicago White Sox need to be investigated for throwing games.

>>149576403
gm

>>149576431
sonna koto naiyo
karada ni iiyo

そんな こと ないよ
からだ に いいよ

そんなことないよ
体に良いよ

>>149576486
jays are simply better
boone's hands are tied

Good morning /mlb/. Fire Aaron Boone IMMEDIATELY.

that game was so much fun last night

>>149576771
what a wild ride

>>149576486
He’s actually bad.

>>149576486
Yankees went from having the best road record in the league to being .500 on the road if they lose today.

They simply keep finding ways to lose. Yesterday they played the slider rng game and decided to start the game with a -8 run deficit.

You can't sell the future of this team with Aaron Boone and Brian Cashman tag teaming them daily.

There's no excuses for injuries, we have stanton, bellinger, and judge. The main guys are here and they should be winning games. They act like losing cole is some game changer when it just isn't.

>>149576486
If we lose today, we lose the tiebreaker for the division against the Jays. Yanks should be in full panic mode.

The nail in the coffin for me, is that the Yankees org uses their own "analytics". What in house sham of data are they using to suggest the worst defender in baseball (he needs to be DFA'd) should be playing daily.

>>149576857
schmidt doesnt seem dominate enough

>>149576857
What am I supposed to be panicked about, the team sucks and they will lose. I’ve abandoned hope.

>>149576919
Cashman said something a few years back when asked about if wins/losses would determine if people were fired, essentially “as long as the process is being followed, no.” Cashman Boone regime will never win.

You Yankees made a World Series just last year, come on now.

>>149576963
It's a shame! Boone is just some propeller wearing jabroni but Cash is the guy who's nodding on his decision making.

>>149576975
The problem is that even with a much better team on paper than last year, the same problems are there, if not worse than they were. No guarantee that if they made it they wouldn’t just puke all over themselves again.

>>149576688
Is that so~?

>>149576947
Smart man, you'll save your mental health for more important things than these bed shitters.

>>149577001
The organization has lost its way and the reliance on excuses and shifting blame has made its way down to the players themselves. Volpe defending his dogshit defense as of late to the reporters is straight from the mouth of Boone.

>yankees despairing over having to share 1st place a single day
shhhhhhh bronxanons, not now, too early, remember the rules?
*taps sign*

>>149577041
I can’t help but seethe it’s da Yankee way okay pal

>>149577041
We're not a mediocre team though, we should be seething.

>>149577109
Is that a young adam sandler?

All. Day. Baybaw.

>>149577147
Hell yeah

>>149577147
Nice, did Houston win last night?

>>149577147
Hell ya

>>149577147
>seattle
>prime time
>thewesthasfallen.jpg

>>149577185
>the AL West has fallen

>>149577170
>>149577185
S-shut up!

>>149576963
>we have investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing
And this is after the doggie doos told the entire league that we sucked all along after the eries. 28 at some point this century.

>>149577270
It’s insane how up their own asshole they can be despite having no success, by their own metric, unless of course they don’t ACTUALLY care about winning the World Series at all and just say that they do!

I hope the Braves go on a rebuild tear

/mlb/ is seething a lot more than usual.

>>149577482
>t. Brian Cashman

>Body cam shows what happened when police pulled over Yankees GM Cashman

https://youtu.be/Z1lQpxJ1gUo?si=nZDYKLfhdbO6oaJo

>>149577556
>walking with a gun to get bagels
Do New Yorkies really?

>>149577574
yeah you can really settle for a bladed weapon for bagels in new york

Everyone be nice to Paco, a lot of them are stressed out right now

Praying for good news on Muncy

>>149577642
Manny Machado better pray Muncy's MRI comes back negative. Better setup a candle.

>>149577556
>they realize they are dealing with someone rich
>immediately apologize and desperately attempt to de-escalate the situation
land of the FREE

>>149577556
>STOP RESISTING!!

>>149577642
Even though I dislike the Dodgers, nobody deserves to be injured. I think he will be back by October.

Have fun picking fruit today ‘ics !

>>149577662
That’s a homeless man you’re talking about.

Metsiners on the up n up

>>149577556
HE'S REACHING FOR IT

>>149577697
same look

>>149577642
Im praying for more ‘ics to get round up and sent home kek

>>149577731
The broship is sealed!

>>149577731
>Jizzum had a higher BA with fewer PAs
grim...they're really pushing this cal rally thing this year huh?

>>149577802
What’s BA?? Is that like wRC Cola+?

>>149577662
didnt u guys just get eliminated by Guatemala in soccer?

>>149571102
is Dick's any good Mbros?

>>149577802
Please consult the graphic.

>>149577867
dick is fucking amazing

>>149577867
I lived there for 5 years and never went.

>>149577886
chips are bad for you

>>149577886
beer is bad for you

>>149577886
>dragons milk reserve oatmeal cookie
I do not care for stouts

>>149577886
cigars are bad for you

>>149577862
Why would a Canadian care about soccer. Are you sure you’re in the right thread?

are the Mets back?

>Jays 48-38
>Yanks 48-38
>Rays 48-39
Kek

>>149578033
What not being a schedule baby does to a mfer

So muncy has a torn ACL.

There goes the 3B market. Another big acquisition for the dodgers is on the way.

>>149578033
They're gonna be in first by the end of the day

>>149578078
it's adorable that you think that

>>149578075
Call up Freeland! Give the kid a month to play before the deadline.

>>149578075
They don't have unlimited prospects like they do money.
Don't think of the trade deadline as free agency, it's very different

Jomboy was live and on a heater today. I think Jakey said facefuck on livestream within the first 5 minutes or something

KBO Results

>>149578176
Forgot to put NPB Results

NPB Standings

>>149578188
MLB American League

>>149578197
MLB National League

My poodres suck ass :(

>>149578115
*cash considerations and ptbnl*

>>149578197
the absolute state of this dogshit league lmao

Just remembered that toids are suing the dodgers for being mean to ICE KEK

>>149578176
Carp Bros, What the Fuck happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Cdriucjbg

>>149578259
that's only getting you a replacement level player at best. This is why MLB teams prefer to promote from within to fill in for injured players on short notice. It's not like the Dodgers are lacking bats anyway

>>149578259
Shocked there aren't more Doyertoro edits

what is the rationale behind an "opener" pitcher?
do you approve?

>>149578374
Jesus isn't real

>>149578384
That’s not true.

>>149578374
crash bandicoot 2 was so good bros. also I dislike the opener meme.

>>149578323
>Not like the Dodgers are lacking bats anyway
This. Dodgers need arms more than they need bats, they can ride with Kiké or the prospect for a while.

>>149578418
They're going to start losing games without Muncy, that's the point of having a WAR above 1.0

>>149578259
Really went from seething about max muncy jokes to “how can we spend our way out of this” in record time.

>>149578441
muncy's been struggling most of the season and the dodgers were fine.

>>149578510
We dominated in June because Muncy and Pages turned on. Someone else is gonna have to step up with Muncy gone.

>dude’s dad sat next to Yordan on a flight back to Houston
>has the receipts to prove it
>says Yordan told his dad he would be out for at least 6 more weeks
I fucking hate this retarded medical staff. Tucker last season was out until the end of the season and now fucking Yordan is going to be out until the end of the season.

>we
kek doyers

I'm trans

>>149578546
Nice division you got there...would be a shame if someone were to TAKE it...

>>149578534
they'll be fine, relax.

>>149578560
I’m here for you and I’m listening

Doyers need to get the sweep tonight before the Astros come to town

>>149578211
dodgers won that game btw

>>149578876
the most unnecessary slide imaginable, what a tryhard

>>149578876
>filming the walk off hit on your phone instead of watching the game

>>149578962
but then i wouldn't be able to post it on an anonymous board for those sweet (You)'s!

doing the immaculate grid and found out Strasburg is only a career 32 war player
is he a huge fraud?
I mean Felix Hernandez is a 50 war player
even Sonny Gray has more war

The more I look at the AL ASG Starters the more I hate it. Gleybor Torres? Really?
Ryan O'Hearn? WTF are we doing? Jacob Wilson over established super star Bobby Witt Jr? Stupid as hell

>>149579084
reality is the AL is weak as fuck

>>149578962
wife filmed it, fag

>>149579050
Felix was better for sure.
But Strasburg had his career ruined by injuries, who knows what he could have achieved if he didn't have that neck thing

>>149579151
>wife
is that what you call your husband, fag?

>>149579151
sure she did she just goes to another school kek

>>149579172
you've never had sex.

>>149579185
npcs who go to dodger games don't have sex

>>149579181
she has a reddit tier thumb apparently

>>149579250
well then get her on here to post tits and timestamp and we’ll sort this whole mess out

anyway when is baseball tho

the wifey took the picture
you're just jealous, ese

>>149579123
Honestly yeah. Every 2nd baseman in the AL sucks this year. We're really putting Gleybor Torres out there basically by default

>>149579327
Twinks and Marlels are playing rn lil bro

>>149579328
would

>>149579084
There aren't any real top DH bats in the AL after Devers got dealt. And yeah, it's too much of a popularity contest with teams doing voting campaigns to stuff ballots for their players.

>>149579355
I meant mlb, not aaa

>>149579420
I’ve literally never heard of any of these people

Why did Lindor choke Jeff McNeil and why did the Mets try to memory hole this altercation?

>>149579439
that Greene guy is good, I've been told

>>149579420
I saw someone suggest that they should include the previous season's second half numbers for players on the voting ballot so that you can see their numbers over the course of a whole season, and I think that might help a bit. Especially for guys that start off slow and then have great second halfs. It would also weed out players that just randomly have a good few months then never make the ASG again.

>>149579439
tigers fan?

>>149579449
uh, that never happened! they were joking about raccoons or something!

>>149579449
It was a simple disagreement over wildlife

lmao

Nuggies

>multiple laptops
>tablet
Nigga buy a desktop and a big monitor.

>>149579640
Looks good anon

wha happen

>>149579640
>no macbook

>>149577185
are you retarded? How is 10 pm eastern prime time.

>>149579709
Gambling bug bites again

>>149579709
>>149579753
He said the i word

>>149579709
Ortiz did steroids

>>149579709
>>149579753
Terrible. Just terrible. This MLB update sponsored by fanduel.

>>149579788
Ippei?

>>149579788
I’mgay?

>>149579788
iPaco?

>>149579788
irredentism?

>>149579788
ISHYGDDT?

>>149579873
Excuse me?

>>149579788
IFAGGets kek!!!?

‘manity kek o kek o kek

let's keep it dodger related, people

keep it doyer related, foo!

>>149579753
Ortiz did gambling, or steroids?

The Fish are 4 real

The fish are 4 reel

>>149579980
Nice poncho foo!

Last nights Dodger game was simply electric. Getting 3K on his last pitch after Muncy goes down, Dodgers rally back in the ninth. Just a rollercoaster.

Sosa threw a ball to me during batting practice yesterday and some paco knocked it out of my glove and it landed in some pacita's glove

In my original run of Pokémon red I had 149 Pokémon in my Pokédex, did all the necessary trades and evolutions, but I could never catch Kangaskhan in the safari zone and none of my friends had one either. I think about that sometimes late at night when I’m alone with my thoughts. Anyway who do you guys like for the home run derby?

>Marlins are 8-2 in their last 10
Who let them get this hot? Jints?

>>149579587
terrible AI

>>149580075
Based pacos

>>149580075
real toid coded post

Jelly??

>>149580075
we get it faggot you were at last night's game. put your trip back on so you can maximize your attention whoring.

Last night Aaron Judge passed Bryce Harper for the 7th-most home runs among active players.

Judge reaches 346 HR in 1079 career games. Harper has 345 in 1711.

i went to MY local AAA team's game the other night and almost got a homerun ball, but it landed a few rows back and i wasn't about to fight some six year olds over it

>>149580329
Coward

>>149578876
based on location poster

>>149580329
Weak little fella aren't you!

>>149580298
you're welcome

>>149580329
blud got bullied by some six year olds into giving up his ball kek

>>149580298
Not a stanks fan but he will hit 500, inshallah.

>>149579788
yeah, "i bet"

Hololive Night is on Saturday. BAU BAU!

>>149580606
kys

>>149580606
*Juliolive night

>>149580688
JUUUUULIOOOOO

My hope for this team illustrated as the hydrolysis of starch.

>>149580606
Chololive* night

>>149580089
Pokémon is bad for you

>>149580471
Would be a major disappointment if he doesn’t hit 500

>>149580240
what would you like to talk about?

>>149580089
pokémon is demonic

boo

>>149580688
Rojas was the rare Mariner who left then got worse at his next stop. He’s been ass for the white sox

>>149581004
Mariners foul ball legend josh rojas.

>>149580909
deez nuts are bad for you

Tigstros

>>149574604
Your complaining at gloves when players have arm guards and sliding mitts and shin guards and ankle guards and 3 big ass gold chains and

>>149574604
i miss Evan Gattis and his barehanded autism

im just grateful to be able to watch another evening of baseball with my friends (that's you guys)

>>149581243
i'm not your friend, buddy

>>149581243
I will probably still be playing Persona 3 instead.

>>149581243
fren!

>>149581243
We all make fun of you when you’re not around

>>149581243
You CANT be serious.

>>149580469
Based

The Seattle Mariners are the razorcakes of MLB

>>149581243
My Yankees need to win.

>>149581243
You're not a friend, you're a rival.

same record as the bluegays

>>149581418
not today pal

>>149581243
I associate myself with these comments wholeheartedly.

For years the fanbase shit on this man, now that he's turned into our best player they act like they've loved him all along.

I just did the week’s worth of assignments in 2 days and am ready for CitiField this Saturday.

AMA.

>>149577867
yeah dicks is great, double whammys and shake

>FAGGOTbacks crying like a bunch of little bitches

Fuck the Faggotbacks.

>>149581491
Where are you sitting?

>>149581491
remember to no pipi no caca

>>149581671
Section 123

We are all Dodgers

>>149581730
Absolute mid. Get rid of that pushup bra and I don't even look at her in public.

>>149581730
fat bitch

>>149581737
Why are you looking at her tits in the first place?

>>149581756
Because her face looks like a retarded tranny's face.

>>149581728
I was in the 300s last time I went and had a good view of everything. I'm sure you'll be in for some kino.

>>149581755
Chop on, brutha!

>>149581773
Thanks anon!

>>149581768
Tummy tho?

>>149581730
is that charlie day on the left?

>>149581768
>staring at a tranny's tits
This isn't going well for you.

>>149581845
Have you seen Hunter Schaeffer's tits? They are very nice.

jays win again tonight i figure

>we have the best women in LA
>posts picture of a tranny

The absolute state of Doyer fans.

>>149579753
>Want to bet my first pitch is going to be low and away

>>149582023
Is this that one mexican chef on youtube? I think that dude is from texas though

LA used to be a Don Juan city but now it’s all Dong Wongs

27 rings you cucknadians!

>>149573624
>t. too dumb to understand contradictions

>>149581845
There’s nothing wrong with that

>>149573830
it’s literally one schizo flyover in a perma seethe

doggie doos got em seething again for no reason

>>149582056
Based

>>149582073
I like Hunter, but this is such an unflattering photo of her. This outfit looks like shit, her makeup looks like shit, i don't really like her hair either. Just a terrible look overall.

>>149582073
>>149582163
that feller's packing wood

RIP Muncy

>>149582239
idk if she is anymore. She used to be more open about it but dialed it back once she decided to stop making being trans her entire personality

>>149582282
>she

We are watching the stros sweep the rox.

You think they’ll make a movie about C3K?

>>149582270
can i get the webm without the standings?

>>149582163
>her

>>149581730
are people really trying to say this broad isn't hot and fuckable and instead talking about an actual mentally ill tranny?

>kershaw
fucking retard hanley ramirez. i just remembered

>>149582350
only one i have. that was from a few years back.

Clayton Kershaw

>>149582350
second this request

>>149582023
>doyer haters can't stop thinking about trannies
really makes you think

>>149582375
how retro. havent heard of this name in some time

>>149582365
Red Sock legend Hanley Ramirez

>>149582362
Trans people are just trying to live their lives. I'm trying to live mine. They don't bother me.

>>149582365
so close yet so damn far

>>149582282
>she

>>149573545 (OP)
https://x.com/MargoMartin47/status/1940853712815378561
Why are the Red Sox at the white house

>>149582416
they and gays need to go back to living in the shadows. everyone was better off like that

Stros

>>149582163
>>149582282
YWNBAW

based

>>149582469
I don't care, it doesn't affect me in any way if two guys want to kiss and hold hands in public.

>>149582416
no, they're mentally ill AGP-addled freaks trying to force us all to play into their degenerate sexual fetish. Wake up.

>>149582475
I was born a man and live as a man.

>>149582504
Consider going outside.

>>149582163
I look like this

>>149582498
he probably took it out on his wife later that night

>>149582484
Most rational /mlb/ poster

>>149582481
They could have picked some better font

>>149582484
>doesn't affect me
>me
america moment

You can just stop watching an American sport if you dislike Americans.

hummel running kills me

>>149579826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulZ4IiCR-9M

>>149582593
baseball comes from great britain
canada is a part of the commonwealth
it's our game, bud

is there a gayer genny on /sp/ than /mlb/?

>>149582498
there's a reason he hasn't played in the field for like 4 years

I see the twins lost again

>>149579826
I also read that like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suWzbvZOWWk

do we think Sale or Cole could reach 3k or are we gonna be waiting for Skenes and Skubal?

>>149582626
Baseball was invented by a US civil war veteran though

>>149582647
Sale will reach 3k. Cole won't

>>149582626
HUDSON BAY OF AMERICA

>>149582648
it's rounders, sweetie

>>149582644
Anna Faris used to be so hot

>>149581243
fren

>>149582648
based abner doubleday patriot

>>149582660
Sale is too old.

o kek

Jon Heyman has linked the Yankees to Ryan McMahon, Ke'Bryan Hayes, Isiah Kiner-Falefa and Luis Rengifo as possible trade deadline fits.

Canada is so fucking gay dude. Imagine being proud to be a part of the English Commonwealth (glorified American slaves)

>>149582617
>>149582644
Scary Movies are underrated. First one especially is so funny.

>>149582736
as long as he doesn't keep killing himself with non-pitching injuries he's got another 3-4 seasons in him, if he's anywhere near his recent form he could get there

>>149582857
I used to think like this until I went to Vancouver. They are living on another level if you're not a poorfag.

>>149582857
This desu no one was an asshole about Canada day, this prick is just trying to thing the fourth for /US/.

>>149582866
first two are good. i didn't like the other ones, tho.

>>149582893
ruin*

>>149582853
Hmmmm

>>149582353
I dont want to jack off to my teams man

>>149582913
>junior circuit
*yawn*

Are we entering another tripfag era?

>>149582728
More like fagner doublegay

>>149582945
if you let it

>>149582866
! > 2 > 3 > 4
All are great. I quote "I can do it myself" all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVYUbk9y5s

>>149582945
rape tripfags
filter tripfags
behead tripfags

Let me be the bigger man and "walk" away, "walk" away

how good was nolan ryan? why do boomers still clamor over him even in the modern day? its not like nfl commentators need to bring up steve young or dan marino every chance they get, or nhl commentators bringing up lemieux or orr on a nightly basis.

>>149583010
>its not like nfl commentators need to bring up steve young or dan marino every chance they get

>>149582964
We need to go back to the spoof film era

>>149582945
gay
also not a fan of this “broship” era we have right now either
reminds me of peak /nba/ faggotry

>>149583034
Now more than ever?

keegay ernandez

>>149582853
Ill be sad to see Rengifo go. The dude always has a good attitude even at tis team's worst.

>>149583059
this is /mlb/.

No DJ today

>>149583127
Deegay Le Gay Jew kek

>>149583091
This is /mlb/

OFFICIAL /MLB/-APPROVED STADIUM POWER RANKINGS

1. Petco Park
2. Oracle Park
3. PNC Park
4. Wrigley Field
5. Fenway Park
6. Oriole Park at Camden Yards
7. Coors Field
8. Busch Stadium
9. Great American Ballpark
10. Target Field
11. Citi Field
12. Kauffman Stadium
13. Truist Park
14. Citizens Bank Park
15. T-Mobile Park
16. Comerica Park
17. Nationals Park
18. LoanDepot Park
19. Rogers Centre
20. Dodger Stadium
21. Globe Life Field
22. Progressive Field
23. Yankee Stadium
24. Daikin Park
25. American Family Field
26. Chase Field
27. Angel Stadium
28. Rate Field
29. Tropicana Field
30. George M. Steinbrenner Field
31. Sutter Health Park

The Yankees are signing veteran infielder Nicky Lopez, source said. Lopez, a Gold Glove finalist in 2024, gets a minor-league deal.

>>149583280
Volpe truthers punching the air rn

>>149583038
Shut up bitch lmao

>>149583127
I’m tired of Jazz being forced to play 3rd to make room for DJ. Peraza can at least play the position, but I still don’t like it.

All I know is the Mets suck and you're a goddamn queer if you think otherwise

How come baseball players have ugly wives

>>149583357
jews

Da next Jeetah project is postponed

>>149583344
Seething & projecting kek, games not even on for 3 bongs.

>>149583280
>>149583394
Da next next jeetuh??

>>149583357
Mamiko Tanaka is cute

>>149583394
Oy vey! He was sahposed to be thuh next stah!

kek!!

>>149583394
Good riddance.

>>149583280
Sign-em!

>>149583394
>>149583280
Angels Legend

>>149583209
seattle mid like the prophecy foretold

>>149583394
Italian superstar Niccolò Lupino

Lost my girl and my job to alcohol. I'll always have baseball

>>149583519
Me too brother, godspeed

>>149583394
>Thinking this means Volpe has lost his golden ticket
The Yankees hate admitting they are wrong more than anything. He WILL be getting the majority of playtime still. He’s the AJ Soprano of the Yankees.

>>149583519
I’m sorry brother.

>>149583519
>>149583527
Maybe you go out and get yourself a man

>>149583612
Gay dudes are so lucky. I can't fuck a dude but dudes rock.

>>149583581
I hate that your right.

>Bo still out
>Jiménez in for Giménez
>Willy Wagner at 3B
Jays are further depleted, but the depth pieces have worked fine.

>>149583581
Have you considered duct taping a plastic bag to his head and throwing him in a pool with a cinder block tied to his legs?

Don't go that far next time

>>149583091
>>149583185
THIS is /mlb/

>Bruihl and Green guaranteed to pitch today
Really need Bassitt to pitch a shutout to win tonight.

>>149583185
>>149583781
erm… we have to go deeper?

>HSK finally reinstated
>Taylor Walls somehow still on the team
This nigga must some serious dirt on the organization there's no fucking way he should've lasted this long

>>149583803
>pitch a shutout
Please fuck no. Don't be greedy, let us walk away with some dignity.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LwcvjNJTuM

>Bo Bichette is going through a full pre-game today and has a good chance to play tomorrow, John Schneider says.
>Likely available off the bench tonight, too. #BlueJays

>>149583822
he had 17 RBI in June, tied for most in the Rays for that month

>>149583814
deeper where?

>>149583839
I'm semi-joking. Bassitt got lit up in Boston in his last start. But who knows what's going to happen today

altuve is adorable

>>149583887
seems like you already know

Are the Rox going to finally get their 20th dub?

>>149583895
As an Astros fan I hate him

>>149583901
KEK

How long before the cheap owners lockout the players for good and just simulate the games?

>>149583860
good news

bad day for stream sites

yank me

>>149583910
do people actually give a shit about this?

My goat continues to be clutch

>>149583926
>Cam Smith triples (2) on a fly ball to left fielder Jordan Beck. Isaac Paredes scores. Jose Altuve scores.
lol lmao

>>149583923
Idk I’m trying to find my screenshot of when statcast dropped the “foot positioning in the box” meme. It’s all so tiresome.

>>149583954
did he lose weight??

>>149583895
As an Astros fan I hate him

stankee fans have resorted to body-shaming
how pathetic

>>149583901
please don't laugh at this

>>149583895
As an Astros fan I love him

>>149583954
Vladdy has slimmed down, he's a real leader now
i know it's a joke, but it took 1/2 a billion dollars for him to take his job seriously

>>149583895
As an Astros hater I love him

Rockies are such a poverty franchise man.
You have second and third, two outs, and Cam Smith is at the plate red hot and the struggling Christian Walker on deck.
What do you do?
>Pitch to Cam Smith
>Pitch around Cam Smith to get to Walker
>IBB Cam Smith and face Walker
Rockies decide to pitch to Smith.
Cam Smith proceeds to hit a two RBI triple and Walker flies out on the first pitch right afterward.
So freaking stupid.

I think you got what it takes to be a skipper, give em a call

my middle school friend’s dad was a firefighter that died on 9/11 and my biology teacher’s husband was also killed.

>>149583985
I noticed that, he looks good.

>>149583895
>taller than me
is it over?

>>149584009
kek it never began lil man

I could take Altuve

>>149584002
My country lost its freedom on Jan 6th, you don't see me crying.

Lmao

>>149584032
Pearl harbor, or?

>>149583923
I do. I think it's interesting to see all the mechanics of a swing and see why it works.

Kwab

Why are we letting this literally who pitch for the astros?

Dying out

>>149584076
2017 Astros team photo really looks like shit. They couldn’t spring for something more professional?

>>149584081
We have like 20 pitchers on IL

>>149584081
Astros have been shit since they got rid of Hinch and Cora

dying out meme is forced and not funny enough to keep repeating.

>>149584054
baseball's an art, not a science
go watch chess, nerd

>>149584126
What is sports medicine and bioengineering for then? I'm certain you're one of those indian canucks because all your takes are dogshit lol.

>>149583895
Xhes cute

call on the field stands

>>149584118
Oh is that so?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBTjTZY4XLs

>CMO to the IL with a thumb sprain
At least it's not broken.

>>149584118
It’s funny to me

>>149583344
need my Mets to win this game and series against the Brewers

>>149584238
Getting better

>>149584238
an assed korean? this is photoshopped right?

>>149584251
you might need to try something else because raid isn't working

>>149583916
These don't mean shit, they still black out the games locally.

>>149584140
>sports medicine
>holistic, from mother earth

>>149584330
more liek Dustin Gay LOL

watching the rockies can't stop thinking about the blue devil horse at the airport that killed its maker

>>149583990
>Cam Smith strikes out swinging.
>Christian Walker singles on a sharp line drive to right fielder Tyler Freeman.

The Rockies just need 1 out

Their closer looks like some npc hick from sandy shores i’d run over

imagine cheating and still losing to the rockies lol

this swede is throwin hot fire

Why is doggie doo upset that White Sox are trying to play baseball by stealing base.

how will astromiguels ever recover?

Pooston kek

>>149584238
You just know she likes Dodgers

>>149584533
it took the Rockies sixty games to win their first ten but only 27 to win their next ten. Major improvement.

c h a d

>>149584551
Doggies living rent free in your head 2poo

ggs Rockies
Fire Weens out of a cannon, also Walter was an absolute bum today. The Sugar Land Space Cowboys are headed to LA to face the Doyers next. See yal then

>>149584566
retard. you should just stay in whatever thread you were wanting to post that in.

>>149584590
My Chihuahuas almost swept them

>>149584593
i messed up my tabs
i will learn from this

Saving a good post for the next thread

>>149584593
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

>>149584611
fine, don't let it happen again
also nu
>>149584615
>>149584615
>>149584615

Kill it

500

>>149573545 (OP)
>VOLTION