Thread 149574085

he crashed and tried to get out but the car was on fire and couldn’t leave

>>149574085 (OP)
dang it. was just on my way to the lambo store

Not smart to be driving anything except high end Rolls, Bentley or Maybach. But they probably can't afford it

Will Lambos have FSD like Tesla? I don't wanna die anon

I drive a Toyota Land Cruiser

safe and effective

>>149574138
Anything like hyundai or kia or chink cars or shitalians cars that built for cheap and burn a lot avoid it buy a toyota or honda

truly the KWAB year for Italy

>>149574085 (OP)
Did he even noticed it? dying I mean, was he on flames or it was instant?

This is Ngolo car. Nothing fancy nor expensive but functional and reliable. I dont understand why footballers can't be like him. They always have to buy expensive sport cars.

>>149574314
He cared not a jota about being on fire.

>>149574327
that’s not a smart decision at all he could get a safer car

>>149574327
>nu mini
>reliable

>>149574314
From the looks off the crash scene I'd be very, very surprised if either of them were conscious by the time the fire took over

>>149574107
to steal one ?

>>149574353
lucky then

>>149574085 (OP)
just buy old russian cars

>>149574085 (OP)
Just always have a pistol in the car. Better to quickly end it rather than drowning or burning alive.

>>149574727
Is he still alive?

>>149574727
Is this mooch still on welfare?

>>149574727
bruh what’s my man arne slot doing?

>no seat belt cutter and emergency hammer in your car
it's like you want to die

>>149574327
kek before he got that he used to run 5 miles to training then back before Ranieri stopped him.

>>149574796
>ah yes, let me just lift this burning engine block from my chest and then grab my little hammer with my 2 remaining fingers

>>149574765
he's pretty active on twitter

>>149574085 (OP)
Lambos are peak new money trash

>>149574085 (OP)
>tried to get out
he and his brother were killed on impact 100% guaranteed, I'm sure one or both weren't wearing seatbelts either

For me? It's SAAB

>>149574827
>little hammer
m8 I would have a 4 pound lump hammer and even that's on the small side

>>149574085 (OP)
Definitely a Paul Walker situation

>>149574940
a 4 pound lump hammer that would bounce around giving you severe head and chest injuries when you crash at 150 mph

If only he'd driven a SAAB

Maybe in the next life buy a car actually made for transportation.

>>149574957
did jota have information about the jews too?

>>149574940
what's an emergency hammer, aren't they those little things you see next to train windows, definitely not 2kg. or are you talking about your genitalia

>>149574327
I don't know why chilangos want players to be pious, let them drive normal cars

>>149574085 (OP)
>>149574957
how does that even happen

>>149574967
heavy duty velcro rip ties m8, (burn through)

>>149574327
>a fooken Mini
having crashed one of those, I can only say..
for christsakes, JUST take your chances with the lambo.

>>149574181
based and same and here we are not dead

this would never happen if every car is Japanese

>>149575104
>>149574181
same mine is 2009

>>149575176
OK, let's talk about safety of Japanese cars:
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/06/03/business/toyota-mazda-halt-shipments-japan-safety

>>149574957
Wtf Jota died?

>gets married
>*dies*
The amount of men I have seen this happen to them.

>>149575240
delete this

>>149575278
in case anyone is confused, it is the wives who are killing them. SIDS is also the same deal

>>149574181
Based nigga dawg

>>149574912
I wish someone would make these old models again with new engine tech would be cool
Not unprecedented
Toyota did something similar making Throwback vehicle I forgot the name

>>149575187
Prado? 2000 for me, 100 series. Absolute tank but recently they're bringing in burger truckboxes that make this feel small.

wouldn't have happened if he was driving my shitbox, because he would not be able to get past 100 kph with 2 people riding

>>149574727
Based.
I miss his youtube videos so much, Varg was way ahead of his time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSn3VL_nM6s

When you drive you make the people scared
Jota on the wheel Jota on the wheel
Every time you are on the wheel
Roads are gonna be un-unsafe
Jota on the wheel Jota on the wheel

>>149575083
Did you die?

is it going to end up in this guy's channel one day?
https://www.youtube.com/@carcrasharena
and with kerosene music

>>149575364
Nah a vx-r it’s on 600k mileage still in a good shape runs well and reliable although it’s been having lots of issues lately the brakes stopped working when I was on the highway and I had to keep going till I arrived home

so he just got married, had 3 kids and thought
>wow, would be nice to rent a car to some jews and drive really fast at night
what a fucking retard

>>149574727
>soviet shitbox with Wehrmacht peadot camo
bit of a confused individual is our Varg

>>149575422
>Nah a vx-r it’s on 600k mileage still in a good shape runs well and reliable although it’s been having lots of issues lately the brakes stopped working when I was on the highway and I had to keep going till I arrived home
>the brakes stopped working
>good shape
>runs well
>reliable

>>149575393
I didn't (afaik and this all JUST a bad dream) but the fucking pos mini sure did
tapped a lamppost at extremely moderate speed, and that fucker crumpled like a chip wrapper.
honest lads, fucking NEVER sit in anything where you are sitting over the front wheel base, like picrel - its scary shit. And I've also crashed in Spain, now I think about it. I'd recommend a Sherman M4 for Spain.

>>149575457
retard thats still reliable

>>149574085 (OP)
should've bought a miata instead

for me its the 2002 Mazda MX-5.
lightweight but not overpowered so it won't kill you. reliable, cheap to run (£250pa insurance), and easy to maintain.
jota would be alive too.

>>149575476
Saw someone driving one of these in California the other day

>>149575518
That's some brokie shit

>>149575518
Good car.
t. used to drive a Daewoo Lanos built in 2001 and now drives an Opel Vectra B built in 2000

>>149575518
absolutely based mx-5chad

>>149575494
you literally have NO BRAKES

>>149575040
you crash your car which is made entirely of carbon fibre, petrol and prayers. burning ensues.

>>149575673
ALL GAS NO BREAKS WIDDIT
YADDADAMEEEAAAAAN

>>149575278
>skull in the background
bros...

>>149575530
He wouldn't be dead driving that

>>149576177
Holy shit

>>149574329
;)

>>149576177
some final destination stuff

>this gore
Brutal.

>>149576177
>final destination
a grass verge

>>149574085 (OP)
how the fuck did he try to get out if his neck exploded into a million pieces?

>>149574957
>>149574085 (OP)
>Diogo Jota was a Portuguese professional footballer who played as a forward or left winger.
>Jota was known for his clinical finishing, explosive pace, and dribbling ability.
>explosive pace
>clinical finishing
>mfw

>>149574085 (OP)
i look like this

>>149575779
>carbon fibre
It just needed more seasoning

>>149574085 (OP)
Imagine Henri Toivonen driving a Lamborghini

I have crashed the following cars:
>MK2 escort RS2000
This was when they were cheap. Flipped it on the Buttertubs Pass and it ejected me out of the window. Crawled away and watched it burn to nothing
>my mates FIA spec Impreza 22B
Crashed during a private rally. Knocked out a power pole, a telephone pole and about 200 feet of fence. I also did massive damage to a farmers field and because it abandoned all fuel and fluids as it flipped over it contaminated a stream. This wasn’t cheap
>Porsche 968
Crashed avoiding a peloton of German amateur cyclists. Went down an embankment and destroyed an electrical substation
>Porsche 928
Smashed it into a wall doing donuts on an abandoned industrial estate, ripped the entire front end off and lacerated my face and neck
>Camel Trophy replica Discovery
Crashed into a barn whilst drunk on home made wine, annihilated the barn which was a Grade 2 listed building
>TVR Griffith
This one wasn’t my fault. Rear end let go. I attempted to correct and crashed into a 17 year old girl who was driving to school. She lost an arm and I spent two years in and out of court. Eventually it all got cleared up

I’ve also destroyed two motorbikes, a rental jet ski and a rental Toyota in Japan but that was relatively minimal. I’m not as rich as he was and in all honesty if I was I’d be dead too

>>149580413
wanker

>>149574085 (OP)
and nothing of value was lost

>>149580413
WTF. You suck at driving. God damn pathetic wanker should drive with children bike, faggot

>>149581099
I’m a really good driver I just got into some accidents driving fast

>>149575187
Nice, mine is a 2000. Thinking about getting that 70 series from Australia with the pickup bed.

>>149580413
i crashed once in heavy rain on dead tyres and cracked wheels.
that all sounds like an excuse, it is, it's the driver's responsibility to adapt to conditions and maintain the car, i just got cocky by accelerating out of a roundabout. about 30mph or so, so not a big crash and all i had to do was replace a front wing and redo the tracking.

>>149574085 (OP)
don't tell me you can see the spine and skull there

>>149574085 (OP)
Damn that nigga got turned into crispy chicken lmao. Rip bro though

>>149574912
I feel like people that always post these things never actually drove one
I owned 3 of them
they were ok, but nothing special
they handled really weird because the engine was inline and placed forward of the front axle
they definitely weren't sporty handling cars but they were good in snow with all the weight over the front drive wheels like that

>>149574085 (OP)
vax status?

>>149574327
Ngolo doesn't need to compensate for a small penis in a sports car or pick-up truck.

>>149574085 (OP)
Cars are too expensive anyway, it's not worth it.

If I was a millionaire I'd drive a Citroen XM Estate

>>149574957
>>149574085 (OP)
Shieeeet. Dude was obliterated at that speed.

Am I a bad person, anons? I should feel bad for his wife, kids and dying in general but the fact that he was hyper rich, had a luxury Lambo and was going above speed limit just because he could really cuts my feelings

>>149582587
people laughed at the OceanGate tourists but they had zero fault at their death, but the head of the company did

>>149580413
I really hope you made that up

>>149574327
Once i drove a Samara and i could see the road under the pedals.

>>149583749
meant to
>>149574727

>>149574214
>Anything like hyundai or kia or chink cars or shitalians cars that built for cheap
I can testify on how shit the Hyundai cars are, I reached 170kph with a Tucson, the freaking spoiler broke down into pieces, I sold that shit instantly

>>149575518
I know a guy who totalled 3 of these in 18 months, he just bought another and moved the plates over, he never died and drives an old mondeo now

>>149574727
ah yes, the snownigger welfare queen. I have more respect for crackheads

>driving anything but porsche or mercedes
NGMI

>>149583942
never driven a gook car but my main gripe with French, Italian, Japanese cars is that the steering gets super light once you reach Autobahn speeds like 140-160
makes you unnecessarily anxious and eats away at your attention

>>149575430
>>wow, would be nice to rent a car to some jews and drive really fast at night

>>149584006
Never noticed the steering wheel getting funny, but the car would start vibrating like crazy once you reached 140kph and onwards, in retrospective I'm thankful nothing of importance broke down and I didn't end like Diogo.

also why arent the faggot mods make sticky ?

>>149584113
they are jews and stickying costs extra server space

>>149574085 (OP)
wont happen to me, i have a Fiat Argo [spoiler]can't go over 110km/h[/spoiler]

>>149574085 (OP)
idk man, I think no car can handle a crash at over 200 km/h, not just lambos

What is with all these delusional car fags?
He didn't die in a flaming pile of ash because of the car. He did it because he was driving at absurd speeds and likely under the influence. Doesn't matter what hunk of junk you drive, stop pretending like you're a fucking race car driver, or at the very least don't drive fucking drunk you dumbasses.

>>149584388
When will they learn???

>>149574085 (OP)
Is that both of their bodies lying down to the left ?

>>149584388
>amerifat isn't aware of the concept of a roll cage
back to seventh grade timmy, jamal will be over your house to fuck your mother soon

>>149582634
that was just another example of how most millionaires are lucky retards

Never would've happened if he was in a safe reliable Twingo

>>149574085 (OP)
How would you know that? You can't see a body in there.

Is there any possible way we can measure the remaining alcohol content of Jota's charred ashen bones?

>>149581974
holy shit i didn't realise the bodies were still there :(

>>149574107
lel

>>149585732
look again, argie fren

I've literally never went above 120 km/h while driving.

>>149580413
is this an /o/ version of the unintentional discharge pasta guy from /k/

>>149585892
Literally me but with 220km/h

>>149585929
The Eternal Kraut

>>149574769
yes, he also gets extra gibs because his kids are autistic

>>149585806
Fuck, I didn't notice that until now.

BRUTAL

>>149586601
Are they going to be okay?

For me, it’s picrel. Comfy on the inside, tough enough on the outside.

>>149586655
so the one in the back is Diogo Joto, Spanish people drive on the right side, right?
I wonder why his forehead looks so shiny/metallic

Someday we will all die aswell

>>149586694
Maybe the beam above him was dripping some melted material

>>149586655
Jota's out for the season I'm afraid

>>149574085 (OP)
I'll try to remember this adulting tip

>>149574181

based LC driver

>>149574085 (OP)

Is he going to make it?

he was wearing a liverpool kit?

>>149586191
>his kids are autistic
Why wouldn't they?

>>149586871
apparently that's his brother
Andre's body was not fully burned
I also saw the full pic of him
or "him", Diogo's body is completely charred
not gonna post this shit here, go to WPD

genuine question, what would your daily drive be if you were a top footballer? I'd probably stick with some Civic hatchback for commuting in the city.

>>149586964
a big V8 Benz

>>149586741
not me, I'm built different
also I drive a honda s2000

>>149586911
What's WPD? Would like to see the bodies

Did he died

>>149575278
>has 3 children out of wedlock
>*dies*
this is what happens when you invite god's wrath.

>>149585725
Based Twingopost, took too long until someone posted it

R8 my car. Let me guess... you NEED more?

>>149586964
Maybach, E/S Class or a Rolls Royce. IF i'd need a suv id just buy the boring Volvo XC90.

>>149589506
Every single car has to answer this question: Why would i pick this over a golf?
They're great cars.

>>149586964
>>149589523
Volvo XC90 it is. I dont give a fuck about cars. I know it sounds gay but once I have a decent car, a nice house and like 5 milly in the bank Ill put everything above that into renovating schools and Kindergartens and playgrounds or something.

>>149589526
The only answer is space. If you have three kids its simply too small for long trips. My father is a very wise and based man and he always says that the most relevant criterium for a car is the relation between size outside and space inside. There are so many retarded yuge cars with not much more space than my comfy Golf. The Golf is small, you can park everywhere. But somehow its still possible to transport 3 people ski equipment and baggage for a week without things getting too goofy. When it was in the shop I got some fucking Mitsubishi SUV twice the size of my Golf and I somehow had less legspace and arguably less trunk space in it. How the fuck

>>149574138
it's rented anyways. they are just too gay and insist on driving a car that makes pussy wet although having a family & kids

>>149574327
this dude is realy something else

>>149574997
he looks like one that's for sure

>>149574327
Was. He switched to a Mercedes GLE some 5 years ago already. Still, Kante is just a lovable autist, you can't hate the guy.

>>149574727
Hope he starts making video content again, his videos are super comfy

>>149589808
I'm racist and I still love him

>>149584388
Did he died?

>>149586911
>>149588345
watchpeopledie

autopsy images is leaked online, he's completely charred.

>>149590002
Let the man rest in piece. Say a player instead of looking at his remains. And if you find that gay just call your grandma or mom instead and ask them how they are doing

>>149590011
*Prayer of course

>>149590011
don't worry, I don't have anything against gay people.

>>149574727
based unc varg

>not driving a volvo
ngmi

>>149590011
Based anon with good sense

>>149590042
when will they learn?

>>149585806
>>149586601
What the fuck? Are those really bodies?

>>149588345
for those interested:
>https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/344820/partly-detailed-diogo-jotas-passing-with

>>149574912
My favorite car I ever owned was a SAAB. I miss her.

>>149574327
Why did he move to Arabia so early if he doesnt care about money? What does he do with it?

if he just took a train or bus he would be alive. carbrain kills rip

>>149592713
Yeah, trains and buses never crash, lol.

>>149586964
something like a model 3/y tesla maybe the id7 volkswagen
or if we are talking about ice volkswagen passat/skoda superb or the merc e class/bmw 5
get something like a coupe cabriolet gt on the weekends and we are set

>>149592655
>he doesnt care about money

>studied and earned an accounting degree on the side at the start of his career because he wanted a backup plan in case football didn't work out
>doesn't waste money on shit he doesn't need
I guarantee you he cares and knows more about money than (You) ever will

>>149592950
They're operated by professionals and not by amateurs.

We will never know what speed he was driving at because he was rich and famous even though that car definitely had a blackbox of some sort tracking everything. Same for Rashford and same for fucking Armstrong.

>>149574327
Didn't he and the rest of the PL winning Leicester squad get i8s?

>>149586964
I hate driving in cities so I'd have folks pick me up