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Anonymous United Kingdom No.149575809 [Report] >>149575846 >>149575877 >>149575885 >>149575886 >>149575986 >>149576036 >>149576081 >>149576159 >>149576176 >>149576206 >>149576396 >>149577764 >>149578057 >>149580420 >>149580529 >>149580748 >>149583557 >>149583808 >>149584504
You'll never walk aaaaaaahhhhh AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS
Anonymous Denmark No.149575840 [Report] >>149575852
Jesus how fast was he going
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149575846 [Report] >>149575866 >>149575874 >>149575893 >>149576183 >>149583774
>>149575809 (OP)
His body is probably all mangled up and stuff do they put him back together before he goes into a coffin?
Anonymous Spain No.149575852 [Report] >>149575963 >>149576501
>>149575840
Prolly 170-180
Lambos have 0 crash protection so you dont need to go that fast to turn them into a cube
Anonymous New Zealand No.149575860 [Report] >>149575963 >>149576067 >>149590528
is he going to be ok
Anonymous Denmark No.149575866 [Report]
>>149575846
I’m pretty sure theyre just ashes at that point
Anonymous Poland No.149575874 [Report]
>>149575846
they do, must be a pretty fun job
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149575877 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
the fire must have been pretty intense surprised no pictures until the next day
Anonymous Germany No.149575879 [Report]
>>98
Anonymous Hungary No.149575885 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
He will never walk again for sure. :^)
Anonymous Brazil No.149575886 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
I don't think he felt the burns. He was probably immediately unconscious.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149575893 [Report]
>>149575846
they send out the bloke with a bucket and magic sponge
Anonymous Bangladesh No.149575910 [Report] >>149575921
>hilsborough
>heysel
>this

liverpool should be permanently banned from football
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149575921 [Report]
>>149575910
God is an Englishman and has cursed the Ir*sh
Anonymous Iceland No.149575938 [Report]
I'm sure Liverpool fans will have dignity about this and turn it into a low key and dignified affair.
Anonymous Italy No.149575949 [Report] >>149576030
why don't cars have an inbuilt fire extinguisher of sorts? Better to have an intoxication fur to foam than burn down to a crisp
Anonymous Germany No.149575963 [Report] >>149576000 >>149576127 >>149576164 >>149583339 >>149583679
>>149575852
>Lambos have 0 crash protection
So why do people buy these mobile coffins then?
>>149575860
I think we should get a photo of him in an ambulance or hospital first to judge
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149575986 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
looks like a write off to me
Anonymous Spain No.149576000 [Report]
>>149575963
To show off and go fast?
Why do people buy supercars anon, I wonder
Anonymous Brazil No.149576030 [Report]
>>149575949
Still wouldnt be enough. If gasoline fire spreads my dude its over
Anonymous Germany No.149576036 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
He didn't say that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149576059 [Report] >>149576150
Wouldn't have happened if it was an EV:) just stop oil chuddies
Anonymous Ireland No.149576067 [Report]
>>149575860
they don't know yet
Anonymous Germany No.149576081 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
LIVErpool huh?
Anonymous France No.149576127 [Report]
>>149575963
Ferraris and Lambos are literally one of the very first boxes you have to check on the new money form.

Terrible cars that age like milk but it's part of the footballer starter pack so of course these idiots get them even though they can't properly drive them.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149576150 [Report]
>>149576059
I mean the chances are the fire would still be burning if it was an EV, those power cells are fucking lethal once they get damaged
Anonymous Paraguay No.149576159 [Report] >>149576175 >>149576197 >>149583717 >>149585869
>>149575809 (OP)
He just go married
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149576164 [Report]
>>149575963
>I think we should get a photo of him in an ambulance
Which piece?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149576175 [Report]
>>149576159
Sad
Anonymous Brazil No.149576176 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
>if liverpoo was in the CWC this wouldn't have happened
Infantino has blood on his hands
Anonymous Spain No.149576183 [Report] >>149580561 >>149588211
>>149575846
now he's just a car desu
Anonymous Italy No.149576191 [Report]
all in all I'm almost sure that my own death will be worse and more painful than his, so I'd say he's pretty lucky
Anonymous Germany No.149576197 [Report]
>>149576159
so... wife set up a hit job to get his money? seems suss fr fr
Anonymous Argentina No.149576206 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
LOL! Based
Anonymous United States No.149576211 [Report]
could be worse, could be dying slowly in a concentration camp in the middle of florida
Anonymous Chile No.149576396 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
looks like the thing I vomited after drinking 6 tequila shots
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149576501 [Report] >>149583604
>>149575852
Are lambos RWD? Only need to turn off the assists and put the foot down for the back to shoot out from behind. Apparently it happened on an overtake which makes this the likely cause.
Anonymous Germany No.149576560 [Report] >>149576584 >>149576606 >>149576610
God, the wife is even gonna get the life and accident insurance money now. Really envy that wife and kids lives now.
Anonymous Denmark No.149576584 [Report] >>149576608
>>149576560
>implying he had life insurance
Anonymous United States No.149576606 [Report]
>>149576560
Life insurance shouldn't pay out more than you would've made
Anonymous Germany No.149576608 [Report]
>>149576584
of course he did. Its a one head income family. He 100% had life insurance.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149576610 [Report] >>149578091
>>149576560
The life insurance is probably a tiny fraction of what he earnt in all likelihood. Hopefully as he was an experienced player he had properly invested at least some of the money but there's a good chance the wife and kids will need a massive lifestyle downgrade if they're to live off of what he left.
Anonymous United States No.149577764 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
Looks like he'll never walk away.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149578057 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
Vaxx status?
Anonymous Romania No.149578091 [Report] >>149578158
>>149576610
what about car insurance lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149578158 [Report]
>>149578091
I'll take offers on my volvo v50, almost 200k miles on it and four new tyres if she's got some money to spend
Anonymous Finland No.149580420 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
where was the safety car I ask
Anonymous United States No.149580529 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
Lamborghini bodies are like 90% plastic 10% carbon fiber.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149580536 [Report]
WHO'S THAT BURNING IN THE LAMBO
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149580561 [Report]
>>149576183
They should bury the Lambo in the grave. Jota and the Lambo are now one entity.
Anonymous United States No.149580748 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
vaxed?
Anonymous Japan No.149583339 [Report]
>>149575963
>So why do people buy these mobile coffins then?
Marketing.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.149583557 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
He fused with the car. There will probably be more car stuff than human remains in the coffin.
Anonymous United States No.149583604 [Report]
>>149576501
No, they’re AWD, which makes sense, as they’re owned by Audi.
Anonymous United States No.149583679 [Report]
>>149575963
>So why do people buy these mobile coffins then?
If you have to ask, I can't explain it to you.
Anonymous Australia No.149583717 [Report]
>>149576159
Why wasn't he with his wife then?
Anonymous Chile No.149583774 [Report]
>>149575846

Put together as in sewing him up and putting him on a suit? I'd wager he got torn apart and then burnt to a crisp. I suppose the protocol in those cases is to cremate whatever was left and put it in a urn.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149583808 [Report] >>149584453 >>149587934
>>149575809 (OP)
>Diogo Jota killed by fire
>Emiliano Sala killed by water
>Christian Atsu killed by the earth
now we just need a footballer to be killed by the wind to complete the set
Anonymous United States No.149584453 [Report] >>149585858
>>149583808
>now we just need a footballer to be killed by the wind to complete the set
How would that work?
Asphyxiation?
Anonymous United States No.149584504 [Report]
>>149575809 (OP)
BETTER DEAD THAN RED
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149585858 [Report] >>149588030
>>149584453
hurricane maybe
Anonymous Australia No.149585869 [Report]
>>149576159
He already had sex and three kids. So what?
Anonymous Japan No.149587934 [Report]
>>149583808
>one from Europe
>one from South America
>one from Africa
This hypothetical footballer must also be from either North America, Asia or Oceania, depending on how you split apart the continents.
Anonymous United States No.149588030 [Report]
>>149585858
but could you argue that the one who die by airplane was also involved with wind?
Anonymous Argentina No.149588211 [Report]
>>149576183
I turned myself into a lambo, Morty.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149590528 [Report]
>>149575860
He'll walk it off, don't worry.