Thread 149575809

You'll never walk aaaaaaahhhhh AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS

Jesus how fast was he going

>>149575809 (OP)
His body is probably all mangled up and stuff do they put him back together before he goes into a coffin?

>>149575840
Prolly 170-180
Lambos have 0 crash protection so you dont need to go that fast to turn them into a cube

is he going to be ok

>>149575846
I’m pretty sure theyre just ashes at that point

>>149575846
they do, must be a pretty fun job

>>149575809 (OP)
the fire must have been pretty intense surprised no pictures until the next day

>>149575809 (OP)
He will never walk again for sure. :^)

>>149575809 (OP)
I don't think he felt the burns. He was probably immediately unconscious.

>>149575846
they send out the bloke with a bucket and magic sponge

>hilsborough
>heysel
>this

liverpool should be permanently banned from football

>>149575910
God is an Englishman and has cursed the Ir*sh

I'm sure Liverpool fans will have dignity about this and turn it into a low key and dignified affair.

why don't cars have an inbuilt fire extinguisher of sorts? Better to have an intoxication fur to foam than burn down to a crisp

>>149575852
>Lambos have 0 crash protection
So why do people buy these mobile coffins then?
>>149575860
I think we should get a photo of him in an ambulance or hospital first to judge

>>149575809 (OP)
looks like a write off to me

>>149575963
To show off and go fast?
Why do people buy supercars anon, I wonder

>>149575949
Still wouldnt be enough. If gasoline fire spreads my dude its over

>>149575809 (OP)
He didn't say that

Wouldn't have happened if it was an EV:) just stop oil chuddies

>>149575860
they don't know yet

>>149575809 (OP)
LIVErpool huh?

>>149575963
Ferraris and Lambos are literally one of the very first boxes you have to check on the new money form.

Terrible cars that age like milk but it's part of the footballer starter pack so of course these idiots get them even though they can't properly drive them.

>>149576059
I mean the chances are the fire would still be burning if it was an EV, those power cells are fucking lethal once they get damaged

>>149575809 (OP)
He just go married

>>149575963
>I think we should get a photo of him in an ambulance
Which piece?

>>149576159
Sad

>>149575809 (OP)
>if liverpoo was in the CWC this wouldn't have happened
Infantino has blood on his hands

>>149575846
now he's just a car desu

all in all I'm almost sure that my own death will be worse and more painful than his, so I'd say he's pretty lucky

>>149576159
so... wife set up a hit job to get his money? seems suss fr fr

>>149575809 (OP)
LOL! Based

could be worse, could be dying slowly in a concentration camp in the middle of florida

>>149575809 (OP)
looks like the thing I vomited after drinking 6 tequila shots

>>149575852
Are lambos RWD? Only need to turn off the assists and put the foot down for the back to shoot out from behind. Apparently it happened on an overtake which makes this the likely cause.

God, the wife is even gonna get the life and accident insurance money now. Really envy that wife and kids lives now.

>>149576560
>implying he had life insurance

>>149576560
Life insurance shouldn't pay out more than you would've made

>>149576584
of course he did. Its a one head income family. He 100% had life insurance.

>>149576560
The life insurance is probably a tiny fraction of what he earnt in all likelihood. Hopefully as he was an experienced player he had properly invested at least some of the money but there's a good chance the wife and kids will need a massive lifestyle downgrade if they're to live off of what he left.

>>149575809 (OP)
Looks like he'll never walk away.

>>149575809 (OP)
Vaxx status?

>>149576610
what about car insurance lol

>>149578091
I'll take offers on my volvo v50, almost 200k miles on it and four new tyres if she's got some money to spend

>>149575809 (OP)
where was the safety car I ask

>>149575809 (OP)
Lamborghini bodies are like 90% plastic 10% carbon fiber.

WHO'S THAT BURNING IN THE LAMBO

>>149576183
They should bury the Lambo in the grave. Jota and the Lambo are now one entity.

>>149575809 (OP)
vaxed?

>>149575963
>So why do people buy these mobile coffins then?
Marketing.

>>149575809 (OP)
He fused with the car. There will probably be more car stuff than human remains in the coffin.

>>149576501
No, they’re AWD, which makes sense, as they’re owned by Audi.

>>149575963
>So why do people buy these mobile coffins then?
If you have to ask, I can't explain it to you.

>>149576159
Why wasn't he with his wife then?

>>149575846

Put together as in sewing him up and putting him on a suit? I'd wager he got torn apart and then burnt to a crisp. I suppose the protocol in those cases is to cremate whatever was left and put it in a urn.

>>149575809 (OP)
>Diogo Jota killed by fire
>Emiliano Sala killed by water
>Christian Atsu killed by the earth
now we just need a footballer to be killed by the wind to complete the set

>>149583808
>now we just need a footballer to be killed by the wind to complete the set
How would that work?
Asphyxiation?

>>149575809 (OP)
BETTER DEAD THAN RED

>>149584453
hurricane maybe

>>149576159
He already had sex and three kids. So what?

>>149583808
>one from Europe
>one from South America
>one from Africa
This hypothetical footballer must also be from either North America, Asia or Oceania, depending on how you split apart the continents.

>>149585858
but could you argue that the one who die by airplane was also involved with wind?

>>149576183
I turned myself into a lambo, Morty.

>>149575860
He'll walk it off, don't worry.