Does anyone else follow the sport of dog shows?

Pic related: it's a show dog

no but I have seen Best in Show which makes for a nice Saturday afternoon flick

>>149577021
The stuff that goes on at real dog shows can be even crazier

>>149579216
Pic related: it's a chow chow

For me, it's how some judges used to wear Chinese themed outfits at chow chow specialty shows

Way too many retards have chow chows now

>>149580659
They have dog shows for other breeds too, desu

>>149580702
im talking about irl silly

>>149576424 (OP)
For me its the Doberman

>>149576424 (OP)
I know someone who participates in shows with her Lhasa Apso. She's fucking insane.

>>149580739
wtf are they not allowed to crop n dock in the UK?

>/sp/ loves being racist
>/sp/ isn't in to dog conformation competition where the goal is to breed the best dogs and cull the worst ones from the bloodline
I don't understand

>>149581646
>>149582077
Does her Lhasa Apso look as good as this fine one?

>>149582043
Death to anyone who mutilates their dogs tails and/or ears

>>149582043
No. Look at his beautiful ear why would you want to butcher them?

>>149582408
>>149582437
It gives the dog a nice appearance desuvious

>>149582546
Yeah you amerimutts are quite fond of cutting off tips...

>>149580739
looks like a nice and friendly dog
>>149582546
looks like a bastard

crazy how much ears and tail change the look

>>149584347
No wonder your country doesn't win SHIT at dog shows. You don't know SHIT about aesthetics.

There's a reason dogs with good ears end up on the cover of Sports Illustrated and Norwegian dogs don't win SHIT.

>>149576424 (OP)
>>>/xs/

>>149576424 (OP)
>>149576994
>>149579242
>>149580644
MORE CHOWS

>>149584897
What exactly is extreme about dog shows? They're a normal mainstream sport that has been featured in Sports Illustrated and on Fox Sports.

Is an perro a athlete?

>>149584995
Yes. Source: The American Kennel Club

Who is the Secretariat of dogs?

>>149580644
Morgan freeman??

>>149580659
They’re a shit breed. Most of those Asian breeds have bad temperaments compared to other breeds. I breed and train herders and livestock guardian dogs. My neighbor has bear hounds. I’m around difficult dogs to work with all of the time. Those Japanese and Chinese breeds of dogs are all worthless.

>>149587013
Imagine you've just gotten a bichon puppy from wth legendary Westminster Best in Show winner Flynn as the father. How would you train it to be a great herder?

>>149580739
For me it's the Border Collie

>>149587499
For me, it's Newfies

>>149580739
>>149582546
Both are handsome

What is the ideal dog breed for the man who seeks to give the image of himself as a man inferior to women in every way, a man who earns less than his female colleagues, has a female boss, and works in a female-dominated job?

>>149587737
The Catahoula Leopard Dog https://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/catahoula-leopard-dog/

>>149587885
Reasons why the Catahoula Leopard Dog would be the ideal dog to have the image of a man inferior to the women I seek?

END THE DISCRIMINATION NOW
LABRADOODLES ARE A BREED TOO
FUCK YOUR BEAUTY STANDARDS

This just proves how Lhasa apsos are superior.
They're too proud totake these kind of futile commands, instead they would train you to run and be exhibited for their own amusement

>>149587499
he just like me fr

>>149587906
Fiapos de Manga (like in mango's seeds) are 300x time prettier and smarter than gay ass north american doodles.
they catch metros and buses to go with their buddies to the park by themselves. they wait redlights to cross streets.
doodles wouldn't survive without a fat american giving them canned food.

Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes.

Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.

The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance.

And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something,

so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice.

>>149588283

>>149588336
T. Dog Eater

For me, it’s the rat terrier. I have a similar looking one: more chocolate brown, but he’s very smart, active and good with kids.

>>149576424 (OP)
what is the 4chan opinion on yorkies? i heard they're pretty stubborn

>>149588461
Day you ever take it ratting? I’ve seen videos on YouTube where people take their lil terriers out to catch rats around farms and it always looks like a fun time

>>149588495
They’re fairly smart, reasonably healthy, and extremely cute. Even though they’re smart, they can have an attitude and be tough to train. As with other toy breeds, housebreaking them can be really tough and take a long time compared to most larger breeds.

There are a lot of terrible backyard breeders out there cranking out terrible Yorkies and other cute small dogs. Getting one from a good breeder reduces the risk of some behavioral problems. If you can, find a breeder whose dogs or their offspring have had some success in competition events like agility, rally, scentwork, or obedience.

I went to the national specialty show for pomeranians a few years ago and had a fun time watching them compete in obedience, rally, and conformation (conformation is what you’d think of as a typical dog show). Most breed clubs have something similar so this can be a great place to start if you’re ok with traveling and are really interested in yorkies. A regional specialty yorkie show would be good too. I met my pom’s breeder through a regional show. Regional or local dog all breed shows can be good places too although you should check the entrants on Infodog to make sure some yorkies are actually going to be there.

Hopefully this wasn’t too long or more than you wanted to know. I’m pretty into dog shows desu

>>149589671
no, this was perfect. thank you

>>149576424 (OP)
Ive been to crufts

>>149587568
Droolers

>>149576424 (OP)
Lot of middle aged white women wearing funny dresses from what I've seen.
Specially the judges.

For me, it's huskies because they'll destroy everything in a house and then laugh about it

>>149590871
Huskies love to pose with their crimes. Since the average husky owner is a complete moron who doesn't train their dogs, they have a laugh, take some pictures, and accidentally encourage the dog to rip up the house even more.

>>149576424 (OP)
>>149576994
>>149579242
>>149580644
these dogs are giganiggers, despite looking cute and cuddly

>>149576424 (OP)
Just Westminster and Philly Kennel Club. Got my staffy from a show dog breeder, pedigree bloodlines on both sides. He’s the best.

>>149587499
qt

>you now remember that Martha Stewart raises chow chows and that one of her chow chows won best of breed at Westminster (it lost in the group stage)

>loud
>needy
>require you to literally pick up their shit
>maul children for fun
dogs are a shit tier animal

>>149584347
I'm not even mad, that was funny, Norgebro

>>149592191
>dogs are the niggers of housepets

>>149592191
what's your take on ferrets?

>>loud
>>needy
>>require you to literally pick up their shit
>>maul children for fun
>dogs are a shit tier animal

>>dogs are the niggers of housepets

>mfw watching videos of chow chows competing and it's enraging my non-chow chow dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aHsAFe0sNI

>>149592152
Her freak ass would be into show dogs

>>149582408
Terry Bradshaw's docked n cropped dogs would whoop on your ass

>>149592152
Does she have that dawg in her?

>>149589842
for me it's the working dog displays, because a) it's nice to watch trainee working dogs and b) it's usually tongue in cheek as nothing ever goes 100% to plan in front of a live audience lol.

https://youtu.be/AdjndMUWXl0?t=644

>>149595495
good god I forgot the pic

>>149587499
For me it's pitbulls

>>149598220
How good of a coach was he?

>>149599435
80% of being a good dog fighting coach is not getting caught. He was a total bum.

>>149576424 (OP)
only if there are white women involved

Yoooo thats a Based Pupperino!

A based chunky fluffy skibidi doggo

>>149580739
i don't know why they like to change their ears.

>>149602432
They’re called based ears. They make the dog look more based.

>>149592152
Not gonna lie she has good looking chowies

>watch a video on how dog tails are docked
>lady just clamps the tail and cuts it off with scissors
>apparently this is a perfectly normal way to do it
I'm not sure I even want to know how they crop ears

Shhhhh /spee/, my dog is sleeping!

>>149608049
Sleep tight, lil buddy

>>149608049
>thread ruined because we have to wait for the dog to wake up before we can post loudly

For me, it's the King Charles Spaniel