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NRL
>GAME 1
Canterbury Bulldogs v Brisbane Broncos
8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Accor Stadium, Sydney
1.43-2.86
>It's second against fifth to begin Round 18. In Round 8, the Broncos shocked the Bulldogs to end their undefeated 2025 run. The Bulldogs are coming off a tight 8-6 loss to the Panthers in Round 17. Their recent form has been strong despite the loss. The Broncos secured a convincing 26-12 victory over the Warriors last week, marking their third win in a row. The Bulldogs are without State of Origin representatives Crichton, Kiraz, and King. In their absence, Viliame Kikau will captain the side. The Broncos are also hit by Origin, missing Walsh, Haas, and Carrigan. Selwyn Cobbo comes in at fullback, and Xavier Willison gets a start in the forward pack. Billy Walters will celebrate his 100th NRL appearance. The Broncos have a clear historical advantage, leading the Bulldogs 29-19 with one draw in their encounters. Brisbane has dominated recent contests, winning four of the last five, including a commanding 42-18 victory in Round 8 of this season.
Bulldogs 1-12 2.80
Bulldogs 13+ 2.45
Broncos 1-12 3.80
Broncos 13+ 8.00
Bulldogs -7.5 1.90 Broncos +7.5 1.90
NRLW
>GAME 1
Canterbury Bulldogs v Newcastle Knights
5:40pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEM
Accor Stadium, Sydney
2.65-1.49
>A historic NRLW clash as the Bulldogs enter the competition against the Knights who have won two titles in their four-year history.
Bulldogs 1-12 3.50
Bulldogs 13+ 7.25
Knights 1-12 2.60
Knights 13+ 2.90
Bulldogs +5.5 1.90 Knights -5.5 1.90
SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Castleford Tigers v Huddersfield Giants
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.58-2.45
>Round 17 of the Super League, from Mend-A-Hose Jungle.
>GAME 2
Leigh Leopards v Wigan Warriors
05:00am (Saturday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
3.45-1.32
>Round 17 of the Super League, from Leigh Sports Village Stadium
>GAME 3
Salford Red Devils v Warrington Wolves
05:00am (Saturday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
101.00-1.005
>Round 17 of the Super League, from Salford Stadium.
>GAME 4
Hull FC v St Helens
00:00am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
2.65-1.50
>Round 17 of the Super League, from MKM Stadium.
>GAME 5
Wakefield Trinity v Catalans Dragons
02:30am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.29-3.60
>Round 17 of the Super League, from the DIy Kitchens Stadium.
>GAME 6
Hull KR v Leeds Rhinos
00:00am (Monday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.23-4.00
>Round 17 of the Super League, from Sewell Group Craven Park.
UP THE MIGHTY FUCKING BRONCOS
awful /nrl/ attendance at the nrlw game last night it was like 2 guys watching and posting,1 trolololo talking to himself ITT
the way the threads go I was expecting more nrlw seemed so hype and talked about but then again I watched the game and it is understandable anyway real footy today lads
Toby Sexton to the Catalans Dragons to replace Luke Keary
>>149579618More than pooper league got this morning
Super League would be better in winter when it should be and Iโd probably watch more than two games a year and follow it a bit. Canโt help with nrlw, maybe spruik it on /lgbt/
What do you think will be the upset told round? Tonight's game is 50/50 so no result is an upset, but the other 4 have one clearly superior team. Personally I think Manly will get heemed by Souths.
>>149586046The rabbits killing manly is a based take. But we all know the broncs are gonna win tonight
>>149586046Just for fun, I just put $5 on all the outsiders returning $3500 if they all come through. Will be fun wondering what-if after Brisbane gets up tonight, joyride is over once the Dragons and/or Cows get beaten tomorrow
TOP 20 NRLW PLAYERS BY BMI
>Essay Banu - 169cm & 106kg - BMI 37.11 - Obesity class II
>Viena Tinao - 162cm & 97kg - BMI 36.96 - Obesity class II
>Kerehitina Matua - 170cm & 105kg - BMI 36.33 - Obesity class II
>Amber Hall - 173cm & 108kg - BMI 36.09 - Obesity class II
>Jayda Lofipo - 167cm & 100kg - BMI 35.86 - Obesity class II
>Filomina Hanisi - 164cm & 95kg - BMI 35.32 - Obesity class II
>Amelia Pasikala - 164cm & 94kg - BMI 34.95 - Obesity class I
>Ellie Johnston - 178cm & 109kg - BMI 34.40 - Obesity class I
>Annetta-Claudia Nu'uausala - 175cm & 105kg - BMI 34.29 - Obesity class I
>Najvada George - 169cm & 95kg - BMI 33.26 - Obesity class I
>Estanoa Faitala-Mariner - 170cm & 96kg - BMI 33.22 - Obesity class I
>Rima Butler - 178cm & 105kg - BMI 33.14 - Obesity class I
>Tayla Predebon - 174cm & 100kg - BMI 33.03 - Obesity class I
>Macie Carlile - 167cm & 92kg - BMI 32.99 - Obesity class I
>Tafao Asaua - 189cm & 116kg - BMI 32.47 - Obesity class I
>Harata Butler - 173cm & 97kg - BMI 32.41 - Obesity class I
>Shaylee Joseph - 164cm & 87kg - BMI 32.35 - Obesity class I
>Mya Hill-Moana - 170cm & 93kg - BMI 32.18 - Obesity class I
>Makayla Eli - 172cm & 95kg - BMI 32.11 - Obesity class I
>Sarah Togatuki - 157cm & 79kg - BMI 32.05 - Obesity class I
BOTTOM 20 NRLW PLAYERS BY BMI
>Capri Paekau - 175cm & 65kg - BMI 21.22 - Normal weight
>Emma Barnes - 162cm & 56kg - BMI 21.34 - Normal weight
>Ali Brigginshaw - 178cm & 68kg - BMI 21.46 - Normal weight
>Botille Vette-Welsh - 173cm & 66kg - BMI 22.05 - Normal weight
>Jetaya Faifua - 162cm & 58kg - BMI 22.10 - Normal weight
>Zali Hopkins - 166cm & 61kg - BMI 22.14 - Normal weight
>Jennifer Kimber - 166cm & 61kg - BMI 22.14 - Normal weight
>Shenae Ciesiolka - 171cm & 65kg - BMI 22.23 - Normal weight
>Amelia Huakau - 176cm & 69kg - BMI 22.28 - Normal weight
>Quincy Dodd - 168cm & 63kg - BMI 22.32 - Normal weight
>Emma Manzelmann - 162cm & 59kg - BMI 22.48 - Normal weight
>Teagan Berry - 176cm & 70kg - BMI 22.60 - Normal weight
>Madyson Tooth - 168cm & 64kg - BMI 22.68 - Normal weight
>Takoda Thompson - 178cm & 72kg - BMI 22.72 - Normal weight
>Chelsea Savill - 165cm & 62kg - BMI 22.77 - Normal weight
>Lilly-Ann White - 170cm & 66kg - BMI 22.84 - Normal weight
>Cassie Staples - 170cm & 66kg - BMI 22.84 - Normal weight
>Ana Malupo - 180cm & 74kg - BMI 22.84 - Normal weight
>Moana Courtenay - 175cm & 70kg - BMI 22.86 - Normal weight
>Tiana-Lee Thorne - 167cm & 64kg - BMI 22.95 - Normal weight
TOP 20 NRL PLAYERS BY BMI
>Josh Papalii - 182cm & 117kg - BMI 35.32 - Obesity class II
>Addin Fonua-Blake - 189cm & 123kg - BMI 34.43 - Obesity class I
>Tevita Tatola - 183cm & 114kg - BMI 34.04 - Obesity class I
>Solomone Saukuru - 185cm & 115kg - BMI 33.60 - Obesity class I
>Isaiah Papali'i - 182cm & 111kg - BMI 33.51 - Obesity class I
>Siliva Havili - 178cm & 106kg - BMI 33.46 - Obesity class I
>Francis Molo - 183cm & 112kg - BMI 33.44 - Obesity class I
>Salesi Ataata - 188cm & 118kg - BMI 33.39 - Obesity class I
>Toafofoa Sipley - 190cm & 120kg - BMI 33.24 - Obesity class I
>David Fifita - 186cm & 115kg - BMI 33.24 - Obesity class I
>Greg Marzhew - 177cm & 104kg - BMI 33.20 - Obesity class I
>Kit Laulilii - 178cm & 105kg - BMI 33.14 - Obesity class I
>Lazarus Vaalepu - 190cm & 119kg - BMI 32.96 - Obesity class I
>Spencer Leniu - 183cm & 110kg - BMI 32.85 - Obesity class I
>Fonua Pole - 182cm & 108kg - BMI 32.60 - Obesity class I
>Jacob Halangahu - 183cm & 109kg - BMI 32.55 - Obesity class I
>Tom Ale - 183cm & 109kg - BMI 32.55 - Obesity class I
>Michael Molo - 180cm & 105kg - BMI 32.41 - Obesity class I
>Davvy Moale - 186cm & 112kg - BMI 32.37 - Obesity class I
>Moses Leota - 182cm & 107kg - BMI 32.30 - Obesity class I
TOP 20 NRL PLAYERS BY BMI
>Lehi Hopoate - 190cm & 82kg - BMI 22.71 - Normal weight
>Sam Walker - 183cm & 78kg - BMI 23.29 - Normal weight
>Lachlan Galvin - 190cm & 85kg - BMI 23.55 - Normal weight
>Dean Matterson - 190cm & 86kg - BMI 23.82 - Normal weight
>Jonah Pezet - 183cm & 80kg - BMI 23.89 - Normal weight
>Jayden Campbell - 183cm & 80kg - BMI 23.89 - Normal weight
>Jaxon Purdue - 186cm & 83kg - BMI 23.99 - Normal weight
>Jeremy Marshall-King - 186cm & 83kg - BMI 23.99 - Normal weight
>Tyreece Tait - 193cm & 90kg - BMI 24.16 - Normal weight
>Ryan Papenhuyzen - 181cm & 80kg - BMI 24.42 - Normal weight
>Reece Foley - 185cm & 84kg - BMI 24.54 - Normal weight
>Tyrell Sloan - 185cm & 84kg - BMI 24.54 - Normal weight
>Tyrone Munro - 186cm & 85kg - BMI 24.57 - Normal weight
>Mitchell Woods - 179cm & 79kg - BMI 24.66 - Normal weight
>Liam Ison - 180cm & 80kg - BMI 24.69 - Normal weight
>Blayke Brailey - 180cm & 80kg - BMI 24.69 - Normal weight
>Isaiah Iongi - 185cm & 85kg - BMI 24.84 - Normal weight
>Fletcher Sharpe - 186cm & 86kg - BMI 24.86 - Normal weight
>Ryan Gray - 192cm & 92kg - BMI 24.96 - Normal weight
>Alofiana Khan-Pereira - 184cm & 85kg - BMI 25.11 - Overweight
>>149586328twink tier list just dropped
where's jaime chapman nudes
tiff having a cry on her socials again
>>149586842>>149587251where are you when the NRLW is on
>>149586842Where is the sex tape
>>149587381i watched 5 seconds of it last night then played factorio
I'd keep an eye on erome.com for leaks of chapman.
>>149587447Based premature ejaculator
>>149586328BMI is so retarded, the idea that there's only 19 people in the NRL who aren't overweight is absurd
imagine watching literally obese and ugly women play a mens game kek
>Solo Energy
Legit just tastes like a normal Solo. 8/10
>Golden Gaytime slab
Missing the chocolate and biscuit crumbs badly. Would work way better as a Maxibon. 6/10
>>149587447I didnt even watch it at all. I played factorio instead. Fixing up the uhhh copper issue i have now
>>149579618Aside from Origin and maybe the Grand Finals the women's game just isn't all that interesting.
>go to the shops
> no cottage cheese for the 3rd day in a row
What the fuck is going on here
Just bought all the Cottage Cheese lads
Jason Saab liked the Jaime Chapman post kek. Im also pretty sure hes liked some other funny shit too
It's my parents 30th anniversery today. My dad is a lifelonge St Merge supporter, I will be watching the game with him tomorrow.
>>149588282housing crisis
>Dogs v Broncos
battle of the frauds
mmmm
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>>149588172Thought solo energy had a slight pineapple taste also the no sugar one doesnโt have the powdery after taste as no sugar solo
Haven't had the SLAB but the maxi bon take was my exact thoughts
>>149588476>30th anniverseryPearl? Maybe a necklace?
it was Hammer and Reuben Cherrington
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>>149588282friend sent me this the other day, 0 eggs in supermarkets
still heaps at iga though
The heaviest team in the NRL is Manly, with an average weight of 100.5kg
The lightest team in the NRL is the Bulldogs, with an average weight of 95.6kg
The tallest team in the NRL is St George, with an average height of 187.2cm
The shortest team in the NRL is Canberra, with an average height of 162.2cm (15cm shortest than the next shortest)
>>149588892>height inversely proportional to ladder positionShort kings win again
Wait fuck I messed up and included a bunch of 0cm Raiders. Not fixing it.
>>149588898Typing the digits in doesnโt make it a bet. You know what to do.
>>149588914Any team could have an infinite number of 0cm players and you couldn't even know. I think it's fair to include some
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>>149588924This isnโt how it works m8
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLo-SH_xJBE/
tiff might be a narcissist with delusions of grandeur
enjoyed listening to this though, she really has no clue huh?
Dashcams Adelaide responded to my comment, lads. And angry reacted to it as well.
>>149589003I love how she's got one explanation for everything:
>Everyone is just afraid of me because I'm a powerful woman who breaks the mould>I'm the most "out there" commentator that has ever graced the field and that's why they don't want me>No it has nothing to do with how I handled the Jake Duke drama
Just watched Tiff's whole thing. She's totally delusional. Leaving aside the fact she lost her job because she fucked a colleague who is married/engaged, it's pretty obvious why she would've been dropped anyway and hasn't got a look in since. The kiwi accent does NOT work on women. Her voice is so disgusting and grating. Was a massive struggle getting through her 2 minute reel because of it. If her job was to just stand there and be pretty, she'd be the best in the business, but she's got to provide some commentary and that voice is fucking feral. If she's serious about wanting to get back on the air, she needs to invest in speech therapy and overcome her kiwi accent.
>>149589237didnt even know she fucked a colleague who was married. already found her to be too bitchy
GOATcastle time looms lads
anyone got a link for nrlw supercoach?
>>149589475The code is in the main SC chat.
You can hear the fucking fans talk
Bridget Hoy is pretty fucking cute.
jesus christ i napped for nearly 3 hours
Accidentally ate 3 family pizzas lads
Shortest Stack: Activated
>>149589183based boomer baiter
PONGOD out for the season
*pencils the knights back into the top 8 tip*
>>149589772>Kalyn Ponga Will Retire Medically
ohhhh did ponga get injured againnnnn awwww pooor knighties maybe next yeaarrrr......
ponga shouldn't have had that big sat night with all those blokes must have busted him up something bad
That Bulldogs winger puts the man in NRLW woman iykwim
guess you could say he Walkern North
getting a bit sick of the cowboys having access to every junior north of rocky and still consistently giving opportunities to randos from down south. the cowboys died the moment they let hamiso walk to keep drinkwater
did Dragons find their womens coach at a menโs shelter??
>>149589864lads lads he's got the hair from all the maymays!!
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It's basically free money
FMD how shit are Knights without Upton
nice to see Williame find peace with rugby league
I put on a really stupid 8 leg multi with a $5000 stake this weekend lads. Even included afl legs despite not watching it.
you win some you lose more
Shouldโve just dispersed it evenly throughout the family so we could eat KFC all weekend
Tegan Dymock's big bum in my face
The NRL Bulldogs have never won a game the same round the NRLW Bulldogs won.
>>149589985>>149589993If it gets up, and if anyone here is within 150km of Brisbane I'll shout you all a feed and some drinks next weekend at Fat Cow
>>149590015how about a flight there too.
>>149590015look forward to your meltie
>>149590023I'll do it.
>>149590036I'll do it.
Bridget Hoy YOU ARE a Team Cute winger (in my Rugby League 26 custom team)
that wasnโt forward ffs this Ziggy cunt is just as bad as Sharpe
>>149589527>sold out what a load of shit even when you buy a physical copy it just had a key you put in and then you download the game
FACT: When the NRLW Bulldogs win, the NRL Bulldogs have never lost a game in golden point that round.
gentlemen what console do i buy to play rugby league
>>149590093pity the game wont go to golden point. broncs gonna FUCK
>almost forgot to do my tips
DO YOUR TIPS FAMILY
So the new teams are pretty strong hey, the expansion bigwigs in head office were right, and Millie and Keeley were WRONG
>>149589237Setting aside that I don't think there is anything wrong with sleeping with work collegues, and that, in fact, it's rather a positive and healthy thing that society ought to encourage, you are right about her kiwi accent: that is her real handicap. She needs to lose it to have a future in media outside of New Zealand.
>>149590093theyโve never won either
atomic pizza from dominos. soft 6/10. spicy, but not overly flavoursome. Can feel a stomach ache coming on.
>>149590137fucking a married person is pretty horrible.
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The great debate
Oh wait kick off is at 8pm? Why am I listening to these dribblers to 45 minutes for. Life is too short for Michael Ennis and Keiran Foran.
>>149590150Everyone is doing it in Paris
>>149577177 (OP)Oy crikey bongo drongo eating a Vegemite and kangaroo sandwich innit
pepperoni pizza is in the oven ladies
>>149590181PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
WATCH OUR SPORT
PLEASE
>>149590172We live in Australia m8. none of that degenerate shite here.
Do Aussies not like the Kiwi accent? I rather like it but it might be because I'm so rarely exposed to it
I think kiwi accents on chicks are hot, don't know whats with the anti kiwi female accent sperg lately
>>149590188Watching the national sport of Australia the AFL instead
If I wanted to watch rugby Iโd tune in to the All Blacks not these dodgers
well, you're a coomer degenerate who's terminally online, and you haven't interacted with female for at least 5 years. of course you would like her feral accent kek
that's only played in the poof states, m80. good on ya for being open about your degen lifestyle. proud of ya, champ
>>149590240bizarre projection
Also have
Riki ATS
Pikurah ATS
Wilison ATS
Worth $150 ea
fuarrkk imagine how many boxes of meat pie flavoured shapes you can get with $60
>>149590263lel cobbo was hobbling at the airport yesterday
t.insider
Might post some shemales until kick off
>>149590250Rugby is growing in the fag states at a solid pace. means i can actually play when my ACL is all healed up
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Anyone tried these yet?
Also savoury is my GOAT
>>149590306>called shapes >amorphous blob
im off shapes until they start frying them instead of oven baking
personally i think all jews should be exterminated, but that's just my opinion, i'm sure you've got your own
>>149590306nah the Vegemite ones are really good
>>149590234Test Cricket is Australiaโs national sport and happy birthday you fat cunt
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>Union
>>149590325Stance on Israel?
joey got a lil sugar in the gas tank. he a lil sweet
>>149590392americaniissed faggeito
Sick of the whole dinosaur propaganda
>Why yes I play centre, how could you tell ;)
>>149590388hope they get glassed soon, and stop forcing all gross darkies and muzzies to come here. but that's me. only my opinion
Real centres get bellies after they retire. Reckon he wonโt, reckon heโs a winger
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Bulldogs have NEVER beaten the Broncos at Accor. This will be an historic victory
>>149590438yeah thats fine just don't use your australian vpn and talk american cheers
COBGOD is going to have an amazing game and then we're going to lose him to the poohins
>can't change my tip
>want to tip Brisbane
FUCK
>>149590445Are dogs doing good this year this is the first footy game I have watched this year other than origin
Big game from Galvin tonight
doggies big pack already bullying the broncos small pack
nice go forward broncosโฆ. NOT
both peems are just choc full of unbearable cunts
asians too soft for this game (except shibasaki)
>my name is marcelo montoya and I come to knock you out
hey piakura, nice brain health..... NOT!
I don't go out any more unfortunately
doggies took note of the raiders smothering the broncos with their defence
>bunch of rapists & terrorists booing a dangerous driver
hmm I wonder whose worse lads?
Never liked playing footy at Woy Woy. Loudmouth gronks who would go running at full time
>throw a forward pass
>get a penalty
Toby Sexless has to go to Super League while Kyle Flanagan, Jake Clifford, Jackson Hastings, Jack Cogger, Lewis Dodd and Nicho Hynes all still have jobs
its well known around newy that tuala and ponga were in a serious romantic relationship
>>149590517he did his time and is free to play footy
booing him and hating on based de belin is reddit tier
>>149589884>$200Oof. Good luck still
>>149590036Thatโs not meltieanon m8
>>149590560>The 22-year-old's NRL-imposed nine-match suspension
>>149589884SBW is retired m8
hes not a retard theres a whole country of people that talk like that
>kick going out on the full
>6 more
>try
a classic shitcos play
>>149590560he was to play for spooncos KEK
>>149590549True. What fans should do is come up with a new ironic nickname for him, in this instance someone who is a good driver and always sober, my suggestion would be Lewis as this also has rugby league connotations and the logical next step would be to call him Wally, another famous Broncos number 6.
I dub him Ezra โWally (Lewis Hamilton)โ Mam
>>149590606a good joke ruined by thridie english
Galvin got that 14 year old eshay haircut
michael maguire: yeah boys make sure you let the winger cross untouched i want his jersey absolutely spotless
HIS NAME IS MARCELO MONTOYA AND HE COMES TO BEAT YOU UP
Fucking SMOOTHY instead of semu in at prop? Has madge been on the fucking petrol again or what.
>>149590613f1 and cercedes cheated to give lewis all those wins once they stopped he averaged 7-10th every race pic related if you doubt me
1 down, 3 to go, $905 looms
Why was it the dogs scrum??
>madge gets fired for being a shithouse coach
>broncos fire kev who got them to the gf
>hire madge
>turns out he's a shithouse coach
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
>>149590617give us a break fella Iโm sloshed
>>149590643Sure, and a Wally is also a silly person a duffer a bit of a drongo and not a smart man
>>149590650Yeah I was confused too
>>149590651So many things wrong with this club. I've been saying this since the covid years, but I'm reaching the end of my tether supporting this club.
The club needs to have a fucking image change and fuck off all the old nonsense about our winning history, our club heritage, and whatever fucking nonsense the Old Boys love to jerk themselves off to. When I think of the club nowadays I visualise some pisshead old wanker in some dusty bar prattling on about the glory days and how back in his day the Broncos were the best.
We haven't won shit in 20 years, and the club itself has failed to capitalise on opportunity after opportunity to generate sustained success like the Panthers, Storm, and Roosters, which given our advantages is where we should really be at. We are literally like the Eels and the Tigers at this point and settling for mediocrity.
>>149590651Jury is still out but the contention is that Madge is a Cattle Babby.
He coaches good players to play well but canโt coach bad players to not be shit
>>149590661The culture problems are systemic and will not change until there is a modernisation of the club which forces it to look introspectively at why we keep regressing, taking one step forward and 2 back. Ultimately, we can wax lyrical, but I'm sick of watching arrogance exhude from every pore of the organisation especially as a lot of our hardest workers have been lured away to success at other clubs. It is seriously a marker of how low this club as been brought when we let a generational talent go, his value is almost as much as Haas abd the fact we didn't see that and are now being punished for it is excruciating.
Its excruciatingly tedious watching the same problems occur year after year. We have been bailed out by inividual success, but in the Broncos DNA you can just see that recruitment prioritises athletes over competitors. That ruthlessness that those who want to win show is only brought by a few of the team, and if we can't get that then we at least need players who are not net negatives in the confidence and execution of general play, especially players like Riki, Cobbo, Piakura, Mariner, etc. We need more vets like Arthars and Carrigan who don't quit.
wish we had a few more players with staggs's level of mongrel in em
>>149590672t. alfie langer
anyone wanna come out in Woy Woy tomorrow?
>>149590692I wouldnโt make it on time plus have stuff to do but thanks for the invite hope it goes well
>>149590661>>149590671I didn't order a yappuccino guys. Long ahh paragraphs
>>149590692sorry mate have an appointment in wagga wagga instead
This ref doesnt like the broncos
I don't go any more South than the Tuggerah interchange
Really love having Cobbo back
Wow, great play Montoya and Burton
CAN THE POOPHINS TAKE COBSHIT EARLY
Jesus christ I hate slobbo
>>149590730On replay he should be hooked. No urgency whatsoever
Turned it off. Sick of seeing Broncos lose. ALL i'VE KNOWN IS LOSING
has cobshit even passed a fitness test to be playing, he looks dead out there
The Stock Exchange hotel has Karaoke instead of sound on for the footy, but the bar staff are now cute British backpackers.
Never seen a team as lucky as this Bulldogs side. They're a 9-12th team whose opposition always plays like a bottom 4 team.
>>149590769sick of these anglo parasites
>>149590701>>149590706fair enough.
my uncle's band's playing at a pub across from the station;
cunt's in his mid 50s but still plays in a punk band (they're unironically not bad)
Insane refball for the bulldogs
This is fucking bullshit. How do they not say anything about that counts arm
you always tackle by grabbing the ball and nothing else
>>149590778Punkโs been around that long
https://youtu.be/i9zzqfjdF2Y?si=v8_EQIerP42i1d0Y
Why are they booing the monkey?
>>149590786That redheaded cocksucker Smith hates us more than Ashley Klein does. The bunker call was diabolical though.
>>149590809>usWhich player are you mate?
>>149590828go back to /cric/
>>149590828Mate, thatโs Alfie Langer
Most overrated team the bullflops
>>149590798have that album on vinyl lol
their debut is their best imo but Machine Gun Etiquette is great as well, and Strawberries has some fun songs too.
p.s. The Saints' first album released in 1976
just sayin ;)
(ignore Funhouse and Raw Power)
>>149590736umina your own business champ
COMPETE FOR THE BALL FUCK ME DEAD CUNTS
jesus christ is cobbo the worst player to ever wear the 1 or what holy FUCK
Slobbo slobbing it up once again
that doggies fan just gave his kid shaken baby syndrome
So many things wrong with this club.
Listening to a guy sing Gangsters paradise while watching the Bulldogs.
>>149590888weird al yankovic?
Wasnt sexton offside there??
Cobbo make trellmit look like pedwards
>>149590882>doggies customer probably his wife desu
Hmm, don't think I'd sign corn on the cob at fullback lads
Cobbo has to be doing this on purpose. Like, double agent stuff. Surely.
madge should be hooked for putting cobshit back on the field
>>149590891I know all the words to that version.
technically you canโt be hooked if youโre not on the field m8
So Sobbo apparently can't perform because he is homesick (because spearkchukka dreamtime big sad reasons) despite the fact his home town is only 4hr away and because Walsh got the FB spot instead of him.
It's not just that Cobbo is playing terribly, but he makes everyone on the team depressed.
I fuckng love seeing hot sluts in gym wear
>>149590882it wasn't his kid he just grabbed her and gave her a shake
How long till a broncos fan yells some racist shit to Cobbo
>>149590929He will love Perth
>>149590858Yeah and I think that first album was recorded in one of their uncles sheds or something like that theyโd done up as a studio, real diy stuff
https://youtu.be/enSkPf3E4hg?si=dRleqjl3NnV7nO9y
Mariner sucks almost as badly as Cobbo. How many missed tackles now?
>>149590949I wouldn't want Mam to over hear it
you could say Mariner looks all at sea m8
ezra mam should be in jail
this is fucking grim. dogs arent being called offside. they are being given 10 trillion 6 to gos. how do we combat this clear refball frens
>>149590955Hammer needs somewhere to park that big hog now that big titty blues slut give him the boot.
T Baz patiently waiting his turn
>that pass from Ezra Mam
monkey see, monkey do
I've seen this enough to guess Broncos will come out strong after halftime and likely tie it up
I love Mam and I couldn't give less of a fuck about his driving antics.
Also that girl should have been in a booster seat.
you're madge what do you tell cobshit to do in the 2nd
>>149590980Turn the game off like me and drive to your nearest cliff.
This will be the game where Broncos finally win the second half
>>149590989play prop. run at them like a true abo
>>149590661>>149590671>Bronco fans having a debate during the fucking gameYOU ARE THE PROBLEM
>>149590989I would say nothing to him just look him straight in the eyes until he looks down
just laid down in the couch lads and Iโll be snoozing soon
Words cannot express how much I hate that little fuckwank knobhead cancer that is lachlan galvin... Without a doubt he has the WORST passing and kicking game in the NRL, yet everyone still thinks hes the next immortal and sucks his balls and licks his arsehole clean...
I bet the piece of shit is still a virgin and has a micro penis too.
>>149591010they are part of the same post. its the same person. they keep posting this same shit every time the broncs are losing.
thinking about going for a slap.
Does Cobbo even make the Dolphins starting team? I think the one thing saving him is Bostocks ACL injury
>>149591024>the 2023 Grand Final.. whatever happened there..
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?! THAT BIG CHIN FUCK STOLE THE PREMIERSHIP FROM MY FINGERTIPS IS WHAT HAPPENED
>>149591031based Broncos 1-17
>>149590956>real diy stuffif you like this sort of stuff check out "Dead Moon"
they're a seppo band from the mid 80s that never left the garage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F7blgqoSOI&list=RD_F7blgqoSOI&start_radio=1
>>149590981We have strict laws AGAINST BroncGODS players going to jail in Brisbane and we respect the law!!!
>>149591035Bostock will be back at the start of next season.
cobbo needs a sugar pimp coach to help him flourish and come out of his shell
madge is a gorilla pimp
how is this not called offside.
>abo and samoan
hammer has a tiny, split cock
Got a cricket in the house lads and itโs chirping is driving me insane
>>149591075based blind fella
Whatever happens to Fuller, had played for the Dolphins this year?
>>149591075It's called having the ref in your pocket.
>>149591085Gotta change the battery in the smoke alarm
>>149591091Why did she fuck an ugly nigger
>>149591046Nice, Iโll give the album a listen later
>>149591075Theyโre all onside though. Behind the ball is onside man
>>149591097She's Abo herself m8
>>149591059He needs Bennett.
>>149591091i wish she would suffocate me with her gigantic tits.
>>149591111Exactly. Itโs the feet have to be behind the ball
>>149591091>how many times has Hammer cheated on you?
>>149591091what a cute little belly button
Canterbury winning big here is better for Souths
>>1495911131 droppers donโt count
>>149591111red laser this time i see
Don't worry lads. I gave them what for in the sheds. Come back guaranteed.
so basically if you're broncos you're going to want to get 3 converted tries and if you're bulldogs you're going to stop them from doing that
Update: Dashcams Adelaide has blocked me.
just heard my neighbour screaming inaudible gibberish in his shed lads
>>1495911529 poos also works
kek I checked out that channel and every vid has comments blocked
that boomer isn't ready for the internet
How does Reynolds kick it out on the full twice FFS
>>149591172>NNNOOO YOU CANT DISPARAGE TRADIES
>>149591188if you actually watch the video the moped guy has hit the mirror on the ute and thats why ute is chasing him
>poo curse activated
>>149591152Someone get this man a line to the commentary box.
Just cowardly enough for me not to go home and play Persona
Just got timed out in a Discord server for calling all of the Bullcunts fans racist for booing Mam.
How did sexton not get a club
I was watching the other day via a Discord I found through Kick, worked pretty well
Fuck I canโt stand this Todd smith cunt, refballing the shit out of the game
>>149591224based brown little moped rider
>>149591188>NNNOOOO SAVE ME CFMEU
>>>/cric/ and take your little officer worker vs tradie meme with you
HOW IS THAT A FUCKING PENALTY
OH FUCK OFF IT WASN'T LATE WHERE COULD HE GO HE CAN'T DISAPPEAR
>>149591021Itโs crazy that a peem running first in the comp would disrupt their roster like this in the middle of the season by signing an unproven kid.
The inevitable Bulldogs straight sets finals exit will be comedy gold
>>149591265its almost as if they knew they were going to win anyway
this result is bad for my waidies :(
>>149591277Don't worry they'll put like 70 on Dragons tomorrow.
the waidies arent capable of that, theyll win 20-16
>>149591277Finishing second is better than first because of how the finals work you get an easier prelim if you win the first game at home
>>149591286Nah m8 Flanno will finally prove the haters wrong and guide them to victory.
>>149591188>fighting someone while wearing a helmet Should have ran the cunt over.
JESUS that was a ring clencher
>>149591286>>149591302its the sorta game raiders would choke in.. theyve probably been sniffing their own farts at being 1st all week, red hot favs... yep raiders loss for sure.
>Should have ran the cunt over.
>overlap on the right
>cobshit runs it
Lads I accidentally tipped Cows tomorrow in my comp with my IRL m8s. How fucked am I?
le 37 year old halfback that cant run, kick or pass to a first grade standard anymore
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>>149591362A few of these going around
Reyno always struggles a little when the forwards arenโt moving forward
>37
TOP 20 OLD MEN
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>Ben Hunt - 35 years 98 days
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>>149591362still better than that fuckhead 19 yr old galvin on the dogs team who couldnt throw a decent pass if his life depended on it.
I wouldโve guessed Foran was more like 38
>black person
>illegal steal
why the fuck are the booing mam
kek ezra its not a vk commodore you can't just steal it like that!
>>149591388DCE is really going to retire almost 39
Now would be the perfect time for broncos to score a try and convert it
Reminder that Monkey believes that people are booing him because he made a heckin stand against Spencer doing a racism.
>>149591405Because they're racist.
STOP FUCKING THROWING RISKY CRASH BALLS GALVIN YOU STUPID FUCK!
RAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>149591421fucking wogs man
>getting booed as you set up a try
Based.
holy shit karapani is fast
For what reason can DCE not play to 42 if a woman can do it?
TOP 20 ELDERLY WOMEN
>Lavinia Gould - 42 years 110 days
>Niall Williams-Guthrie - 37 years 73 days
>Ali Brigginshaw - 35 years 214 days
>Holli Wheeler - 35 years 156 days
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>Kezie Apps - 34 years 149 days
>Brittany Breayley-Nati - 34 years 146 days
>Shakira Baker - 33 years 181 days
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>Harata Butler - 32 years 5 days
>Rachael Pearson - 31 years 307 days
>Mahalia Murphy - 31 years 165 days
>Yasmin Clydsdale - 31 years 100 days
>>149591442based 1st time footy watcher
Mam must be a faggot because Montoya didnโt want to hold on to him.
Based broncgods still only being able to score randomly from 40m out and never if they start within 20m
>>149591459>Lavinia Gouldis that Phil Goulds daughter?
Ezras Crime/Skill ratio is all out of wack, he needs to become undeniable on the field. Nathan Cleary could drive a truck through a kindergarten and probably not get booed this hard, that's because he is undeniable
>>149591459Kezie re-signed till 2029 she could get to 40
>forward pass
>six again
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short meme dropout broncos try
you say that but ezra has been the best #6 in the comp this year
cleary is a roidcheat fraud faggot though
>>149591486If broncos won in 23 he wouldnโt have been hated so much because he got three tries
>>149591486I already hate that cunt
>>149591493Kezie needs to retire and make some elite footy playing babies before itโs too late.
This game will end with an Ezra try, which he will celebrate by cupping his ear towards the crowd
>>149591507It's a canterbury 10
>>149591518She loves footy so much she could probably play pregnant
>naming your son Delouise
Would you look at that the second billy walters comes on Broncs attack looks crisp as fuck
Monkey Magic is my favourite player and I don't care if he plays GTA IRL.
That was just bad contact from the Dogs, decent ball again but kind of soft try really
Nice pass from Rapezra Mum
>>149591552Theyโre saying boo-urns. Boo-urns!
Reynolds spent all his clutch points in 2014 and hasn't done well under pressure since
Reynolds is the perfect example of a choke artist.
>>149591542They're cannonball run fans.
Reynolds has not had a good kick all game
there is time on the clock why kick it on the 2nd reynolds has no clutch
holy fuck Reynolds what tackle even was it?!?!
>>149589884You did hang around in the pub and cash out for around 400 when it was 18-0, right? Right?
josh reynolds would have kicked that
>>149591604Ellie Johnston
>>149591604You should have watched today's women's game, you'd know
>>149591612I was at work!
>>149591583>bruises all over legs>bushy eyebrows2/10 would not bang.
BILLY WALTERS ON HIS 100TH GAME A TRY ON DAYBOO
Lmao, Reynolds shit kicking will cost the poocos
>>149591583She was so cute how excited she got when they scored tries
>>149591638Itโs alright lads. Iโll take one for the peem here and bed her.
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Webm that cutie in front of Madge
FUCK OFF THIS IS BULLSHIT
>>149591659I already called dibs and I will murder you
Broncos are built different. When our backs are against the wall, we stand a little taller. We smirk in the face of adversity and come back stronger every time. Remember this next time you try to count us out.
How is that not sin bin or a penalty
LOL!!!! this loss is all on that piece of shit fuckhead lachlan galvin...
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>>149590776This. So much this
Whatโs the touchie actually for if they canโt call that blatant fucking tackle after the kick
This is ridiculous, Iโm glad Iโm not a Doggies fan
Nice to see the Refcos get another refball victory. Good work champs
Bulldogs fans WILL blame this loss on missing Origin players (Broncos have more)
Ben Hunt would have dropped that, Monkey Magic there.
BROCGODS GET FUCKED LEBBOS
Curse deniers? Your response?
Cope
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>>149591719>Nice to see the Refcos get another refball victory. Good work champs
based Billy with the shithousery
Cirro should not have told them at halftime they donโt need to worry about making tackles
>>149591730I have no response for the moment but I will riase this topic again when it becomes convenient for me
>>149589884Cashout status?
Minor fucking premiers you cunts eat shit
RaidGODS
THE BOOS ARE MAKING HIM STRONGER
>>149591730Itโs memory bias like retards who say pocket aces never work for them
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>>149591748Is this fag jerking off two invisible cocks?
that's a great catch by cobgod
>>149591755Heโs telling you lebs to cry cause weโre winning it all mate
Galvin just ran behind 2 team mates this ranga ref cunt is useless
>>149591762based B I G R E D
>>149591695Outrageous desu
>>149591772If by 'it all' you mean 'nothing' then I guess you are correct.
Madge mustโve told them some really dark shit at halftime
Get placed gently on the ground, faggot
THE POO CURSE WILL NOT BE DENIED
I know who I would choose as Mam of the Match
GET FUCKED BULLDOGS SUPPORTERS YOU CHEATING CUNTS
So many kebab shops are gonna be burnt to the ground tonight
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>>149591801https://youtu.be/2reLYxdpXJU
Dogs fans have gotten so annoying they got me cheering for the Broncos
>>149591816Brandon Pikaura
Pretty fucking nervous right now lads
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>not happy bulldogs customer
>>149591810Makes up for the 3 times it failed last week. But still, have your fun with it
Yep. Just as I predicted. That wanker asshole cancer that is Lachlan Galvin has officially infected the dogs, and they are now terminal. It will be a slow painful death from here on in. He single handedly killed the tigers off in 2025, now hes done it to the bulldogs. Or is it pure coincidence that the dogs season has gone downhill ever since that pumpkin pie haired little poof joined them... I think not.
>>149591833Sheโll have 2 black eyes before she gets home.
>>149591833Cast them both for the Pizza reboot
Poo curse deniers in SHAMBLES
>>149591852focus on the dressing room Toby
Instead of going home to play Persona I am gonna have another beer and listen to the Karaoke. Fuck yeah Bronc GODS
>>149591852Shoot Isaac Moses into the sun.
>>149591868on ya lad have a good one
>>149591835Theyโre Lebbos not soccer hooligans
>>149591852he's got that Tigers stink on him
business idea: we do the rest of the season with this peem - cobshit
good win m8, think of all the nacho cheese shapes you could buy with that
>>149591852Great to hear, good work out there tonight, back to you guys in the studio
Galvin showed his class in that game lots of plays for his highlight reel
3 boxes in the cupboard already. I lead a blessed life
MY WAIDIES ARE BACK IN BUISNESS! I'm so happy i could ejaculate!!!
:)
>>149591852I told you this last year when the hype started and sad cunts in this general had a cry about it telling me how good little Lachie is. You know who you are. He's an average low skill plodder and too young he should be in reserve grade. Dogs are brain-dead to change a team topping the table.
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>>149591950Good luck to ya
man the Bulldogs must be so happy they've pissed off their entire spine for some kid with a mullet
>>149592004Sorry mate, the Broncos will be the only upset this weekend.
>>149592034Youโre likely right. Still fun while it rides
Honestly though, how was Ezra supposed to know you should not drive while on drugs if he doesn't even have his license?
>>149592044lol is bella ramsay??
When the Broncos win the premiership how long should Mam's victims be allowed to have the trophy at their house?
>>149592116get the kid on track for the NRLW.
incredibly win from my beloved broncgods
was gonna have a night off the drink
shan't be happening
>Bulldogs run home
>Warriors rd 23
>Roosters rd 24
>Storm rd 25
>Panthers rd 26
>Sharks rd 27
They're FUCKED
Kikau is actually about to cry kekekekekek.
>>149592069you have to go back
>>149592166Yeah we have no interest about gossip about dick pics here!!!
>>149592144>Implying you weren't gonna get smashed when they got heemed
>>149592147and youre forgetting that theyve put all their hopes on that fucking rookie plodder oxygen their lachy galvin...his mere presence in the team is a major handicap...
checked
you know me too well mart
holy shit. im feelin lucky. maybe going for a slap is on the cards tonight.
It will be a pretty soulful top 8 by my ladder predictions
>>149592170More like LLLLL
>>149592229Was a great win tho. Cheers bro
>>149592251I want the Doggies in the top 4 so we can get an 80,000 crowd at a prelim final again
>>149592251lol. clearly a raiders fan.
>thinking they wont lose another game this year.watch them lose this round...
>>149592308no papa. no win.
Currently listening to a horrible version. Of American Boy.
poo curse deniers in shambles
>>149592469t. poo curse denier
>>149592509always believed in the poo curse.
>>149578250also called it last night.
feels good to watch the broncos win a game in the last 20 minutes for a change