Thread 149578527

Pies v Blues @ Melbourne Cricket Ground
Iggs v GWS @ Perth Stadium

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/hoc/ /copalib/ /epl/ /mlb/ /heem/ /f1/ /nba/ /seriea/ /nfl/ /cfb/ /tennis/ /147/ /box/ /fpl/ /wrg/ /wrc/ /cric/ /nrl/

goodnight fellas

Can't wait to read some milquetoast political platitudes from vacuous losers ITT

I'm so fucking poor.

>>149578527 (OP)
the mighty eagles

slow cunt ahead of me lads

Good morning alf

>>149584208
Didn't he know speeding kills?

Your thread was looking real professional until you put all that shite at the bottom. What the fuck is that?

Up and at 'em

wait on
who won the Grand finale¿??

>Grand Final Day 2025 for the AFL is to be held on the Saturday 27th September
ooof
nvm >>149584968

>>149584753
/alfslagcode/

A L F
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https://youtu.be/uIbXvaE39wM

>>149584753
its a false flag

heres the goss lads fresh shit

>libba paying $11 bucks to kick 2+ goals last night
>libbas friends were aware of these odds
>libbas friends all in attendance last night
>sportsbet noticed unusual betting on this market
>investigation will be carried out

>>149585240
oh
MY
DAYZZZ

>>149585248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQvI7uHqMOc

>>149585240
>I put vc on xerri and not libba

bla bla la ta x

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TRAILER CUNT
DON'T PARK IN MY SPOT
IT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK
AND I'M ABOUT TO LOSE THE PLOT

good morning alf. crashed out in the 3rd, woke up this morn to see that norf did an almighty norf.
L E L

>>149585281
crisp x
>>149585438
u know it fella x

the solution is simple
north melbourne must have access to every single player no conditions attached. they MUST be a big club next year

bit on the nose...but...yh ..not plain to see ngl eyequeem x

ill fucking bop you on the nose you fucking cheeky cunt x

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>>149585982
not sure how this is afl related champ

if you didnt take wc at the line youre gonna lose

>>149586077
I am too dumb to understand how line betting works. The one time I bet on the line i lost

>>149586182
>gws -20.5
win condition: gws needs to win by 21 points or more

>wc +20.5
win condition: wc need to lose by 20 points or more or win the game

>>149585946
Grace Brothers, Sydney
5 (five) minutes, champ x
https://youtu.be/aC2zqoYJZuo

those shinboners were so courageous to only lose by 49 points last night

and then north melbourne was like
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIB ME MORE MCG GAMES WAAAAAAAAAAAA GIB ME MORE ATTENTION WAAAAAAAAAAA

and then dumb tradie was like
>* bangs hammer and drives like a fuckwit*

fold:
norf
hawks
fred
saints

simple as

8 hours until Daicos

does something soft

as per usual

>primitive technology still just smelting ore
fuck sake nigger build something

and then dumb fat stinky neet loser with no friends or prospects was like
>reeee its everyone else's fault I'm such a loser! ice cream for breakfast again? I wanted tendies!

>>149586512
>>149586658
>>149586739
not sure how this is afl related champ

hope you get the janny job m80

not me i don't

>>149586216
>>149586077
So you reckon bet on wc wc +20.5?

>>149586940
aye
i got on them at +23.5 but the outs for gws have caused it to come in

Carlton finna get fucking arse raped tonight lmao

>>149586970
source?

I wonder if Carlton and Collingwood switched ladder positions with GWS and WC respectively, and instead of GWS it were the Swans, would AFL still have scheduled tonight's games exactly as they are? Surely they couldn't do that to their little Vic babies

>>149586999
yeah so true haha

>>149586999
Oh my god so cunting true I've been saying exactly this for years!!!

>>149586999
this nigga had a stroke mid post

>>149586980
collingwood players are predatory homosexuals

gonna go mow the lawn

and then they rolled out dennis pagan
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUH SHINBONER SPIRIT WAAAAAAAAAAA MUH LEGACY

what an utterly embarrassing club

>>149587154
You're right they should be a loser and never take chances because it might be embarrassing, just like you

>>149587196
no they should removed from the league and sent to tasmania because they're a shit organisation with nothing but a history of nagging and fucking whinging

> a shit organisation with nothing but a history of nagging and fucking whinging

so, exactly like /alf/?

fuck north and fuck anyone that chooses to support them
hope you all burn in hell

go carlton btw

>reeee tradies
>reee north
>reeeeeeee

Good old Collingwood forever

north faggots hate when you shit on their shit club
fucking thin skinned woe is me retards

enough of your bullshit you deserve misery

My boss' daughter plays women's footy and while her daughter is straight, she reckons one of the biggest issues is the relationship drama between players in team and girls being in relationships with players from other teams causing issues kek.

Never even considered that shit in women's footy.

Happy 4th of July to all you cringe lord cunts. Yeah I know you don't celebrate my nation's independence day, but it's always wise to wish your dad happy birthday

Why is this bloke raging at Norf fans?

>>149587336
>enough of your bullshit you deserve misery
Why? Why are you so mean?

>celebrate betraying the crown
shan't do that, but thanks for the positive sentiments and i wish you and your country all the best.

>>149578527 (OP)
crisp

Carlton can mathematically make finals.
Yet they won't even try because they are spineless cowards, just like their former coach Robert Walls.

>>149587356
why am i not allowed to? is it taboo to shit on a shit club with an absolute abhorrent fan base? fuck them stop pandering to them everyone gives them a free pass and sympathy and they dont deserve it. fuck north. every club gets shat on but north fans are so fucking pathetic they can't take it because they're so used to being coddled. fuck north. no respect for a club that asks for handouts and then wastes them

>>149578527 (OP)
>/hoc/ /copalib/ /epl/ /mlb/ /heem/ /f1/ /nba/ /seriea/ /nfl/ /cfb/ /tennis/ /147/ /box/ /fpl/ /wrg/ /wrc/ /cric/ /nrl/

>>149587413
>this anti-euthanasia anon again
He had a terminal illness and would have died in less than a month.

Walls was a legend of the game who made the best decision for himself given his terminal illness

>>149587479
But enough about the West Coast Eagles

>>149587486
You're going to die, nothing you can do about it. Why wait?
Kill yourself today.

>>149587479
this

>>149587558
not a valid argument as the eagles have figured out how to attract talent (by having a stable front office). north can't even figure that out and whinge and stamp their feet like petulant kids. not once have the eagles put their hand out for picks. unlike faggot north. joke of a club and should be rightfully mocked.

norf are still more successful than crankypantsanon ever will be

>whinge and stamp their feet like petulant kids
the only one whinging and stamping their feet is (You)

>>149587611
Eagles sacked their coach and didn't have a replacement, they had to ask him to coach the weekend game lol

Whom is the patron saint of /afl/?

this anti-norf sperg is extremely based, personally i do hate norf but for me fred is worse. fred's fanbase is scum (i will never forget them booing a port player who got heemed by their cunt of a captain, absolutely disgusting behaviour), their song is dogshit, their colours and guernsey suck, their name is shit and uninspiring, and they have never had a single good player. nat fyfe is nearly as overrated as paddy cripps, both are certainly not deserving of two brownlows. norf actually has some premierships under its belt at least, meanwhile fred has zero. fred is an absolute joke of a franchise and should be folded, no matter how bad things get for iggsfags at least they can laugh at their joke of a rival club.

>>149587656
GAJ

>>149587656
GAS

>>149587656
CartKING

>>149587642
that's not true though is it mate. they asked if he wanted to as a send off but he declined and schofield coached.

>>149587656
dolly

>>149587642
how many coaches did north melbourne go through while simpson was at the eagles?

fuck north melbourne its ALWAYS some other fault besides their own.

it's obvious you're just coping staring down the barrel of a one win season so you resort to attacking other clubs. seethe harder LMAO

harley reid is a lazy fatso who refuses to chase opponents

meanwhile collingpoofs spend decades whining and seething through their chief fuckhead eddie and it's LE HECKIN BASED. wonder who this norfsperg might be kek.

my club is better than norf and has more flags than fred

Why do some of you have this weird love affair with Ablett?

is that le.. heckin gary ablett jr? le god himself??? i think im gonna totally geek out bro !! le hekin hek!! so based!! based god !!

I now believe in karma. I've been milking the chemist for sick certificates all week and today I've woken up actually sick as fuck, shocking head cold. Would I do it all again? Yes

>some shitskin wogballer drives like a fuckhead while sexpatting around Spain and dies, luckily only killing himself and his fuckhead passenger
>GLOBAL NEWS THE WORLD IS IN MOURNING
jesas

>>149587820
POWAH

maybe because he is one of the greatest players of all time. i love him even while hating the cats and suns.

>>149587865
He wasn't even a starter he was some bench warmer

>>149587889
jesus freaks weird me out
but he was really good at footy though

cash grabblet the mercenary jew worshipper

I love watching North get belted

i want to get a fluffy little dog

>>149587923
crisp nick daicos

I have no value.
I am not worthy,
I am not enough.
I don't deserve happiness.
I don't matter.

>>149587936
Type shi

>>149587936
crisp north melbourne

>>149587936
>I don't matter
You are still posting, that means you have more courage and self respect than Robert Walls.

Even though North played pretty well for three quarters it was good to see the margin blow out to 49 points by the end of the game last night

nan's favourite player was robbie flower

>beat norf
>WAHOO
>THE DOGGIES ARE BACK
>THE DOGGIES OVERRUN THE MIGHTY KANGAS IN A STUNNING DISPLAY OF DOMINANCE
>CARN THE BONT
t. kingy

in my opinion, the greatest player of all time. even as a fervent hawkroach hater.

>>149588028
bullshit
you are just eating up the hype the only things of his play you would have seen is 30 second grainy clips

keep thinking friday is saturday because thursday feels like friday

nan fucking hated lethal, thought he was very dirty. reckon it was seethe for being a lifelong rural melbin customer

>>149588038
not everyone is under the age of 18 like you mate

>>149587936
Crisp Carlton post 1990s

watching a family fried get accepted to the bar and literally everyone besides him is a fioren

denis pagans speech was basically just how shit north has been for 100 years lol

>>149588050
meant under 68

eagles win tonight

micky micky cut off his dicky
wants to become a vicky

love bullying the older sis about not having a kid

>>149588072
>we won our first ever game!!
>then there was a period of hurt
>we sucked for the 20s and 30s and 40s but we made a prelim once
>50s and 60s were also dark times
>but the 70s let me tell you it was a dynasty! We managed to win TWO flags in the 70s, just 2....
>the 80s were also no good
>but the 90s were also spectacular period for the club
>and shit ever since because of players like you guys who were shit last week, lift your game!

you worthless spastics deserve an uppercut to the chin

north only got lucky in 99 cause essendon choked the unlosable prelim
would have smoked norf by 10 goals in the gf

>West coast (1987 til present) have as many flags as north (1925 til present)
>Brisbane Lions (1997 til present) have as many flags as north (1925 til present)

>>149588179
>hawthorns 100th year celebration
>here are all the flags we won in every decade
>norfs 100th year celebration
>well we were shit all these decades, got lucky a couple times in the 70s and 90s
KWAB

norf's plight is divine retribution for giving boomer the flick

sick of hearing how good the dogs are when they beat up on shit sides
every single good side has beaten them lol

bragging about buying flags in a state level farmers league is omegabringe senpai

i've been in a rut my entire life, like i'm only going through the motions and nothing more. i am stuck.

if you don't like nick daicos FUCK YOU

I saw some highlights of the 99 grand final the other day and the players were going so brutally hard at the footy. It made me think of how pathetic Sydney were in the 22 and 24 grand finals kek.

are there any clubs you deadset ripping blokes like aside from your own

woke up at 11 and feeling tired
might have a nap

>>149588248
Based Sam Walsh

I have never watched the 2018 Grand Final

didn't ask, champ

I’m just so sad all the time

no one likes me

>>149588248
try traveling mate

didn't ask for advice, champ

you cunts need a walloping

meant my bumhole needs a walloping by a big black dildo btw

go pies btw

>>149588504
signed up for the gym yet mick?

>monitor fixed
>first drink poured
finna get blind and watch the nail get put into Voss' coffin tonight lads

going to the footy tonight you lads want anything?

>>149588539
depressed Carlton wog gf

>>149588522
>not watching the far more sovlfvl iggs v gas game

>>149588548
why not both

lunch sorted

>>149588590
Peng

Everytime I order from KFC they drop it off to the wrong address, at least one item is missing, and I have to pay an extra $8 for delivery

I won't even be happy if my blues somehow win tonight....

who is the best player you've ever seen play live /alf/? Only those who leave the house need apply.

For me, it was Jeff Farmer

>>149588652
zak butters
and ill be seeing him play live tomorrow night

>>149588652
Barry Hall and Lance Franklin, remember watching Hall destroy a phone on the bench playing against MY Fred

zogslop delivery supports white genocide

;_;

>>149588682
can't believe the cattle that have like 1000+ uberjeet orders in their history. I have 8 and that feels like too many

>>149588652
judd

I've only seen one afl match and it was at the MCG when I was visiting but it was bad seats behind the goal so I didn't really know what was happening

not a fan of my life

>>149588690
fuck true, I forgot how good we had it back in the Subi Oval days

>>149588692
i dont give a cunting fuck you worthless spastic

i love kfc so much, it’s probably my favourite thing to eat

Carlton misery tonight

>>149588708
:p LOL ragebaited

>>149588652
GAJ

Last couple of days I’ve decided to try and drink the amount of water we’re meant to drink a day, 2.6L, and let me tell you.

It is brutal

I just want a brown eyes ethnically Anglo gf

any luck putting on weight mate?

>>149588742
how many times do you piss a day

I would settle for a Brown eyed partially wog and Anglo gf but not full wog

why tf would you want mudeyes

I don't think any gf would want you apart from dirty third world bug women you ugly fatass

i would settle for nothing less than the complete and utter eradication of the eternal anglo

i just want a gf who exists and will cook me vegetables and let me rest my head on her arm

>>149588777
Blessed post

>>149588777
based ALP

>>149588777
the irish paedophile

I completely missed peak Judd playing wow all day erryday on those years

if anglos are so bad why did the jew infiltrate and subvert all their countries?

>>149588801
seething engloid nonce

>>149588812
delusional britisher

>>149588831
literally the most angloid phenotypes
cry harder nonce

>>149588812
the weak are subjugated by the strong

>>149588835
if they were any more irish looking they'd be made of potatoes and guinness

Footy?

>>149588842
t. never seen an irish person irl
stfu nonce

>>149588850
regretfully, i've been to ireland.

Irish pipo actually have a low level of redhead pipo it's mostly Scottish pipo

my mate's long term gf was irish, she was hot pretty hot but an absolute fucking feral and even worse with drink in her.

my gf is a sassy brunette of irish heritage with huge booba. her favourite player was jim stynes

how did you guys even get girlfriends and why are you still here?

>pink hair
I'm shocked to be sitting here

>>149588903
getting a gf does not fulfill the need for manly camaraderie

>>149588908
this isn't a man problem it's a queer problem
and all queers are paedophiles

30Rock is funnier than this thread

i'm about 1/4 irish i think
doesn't really matter ireland is english clay anyway

cant stand alec baldwin

trannies just want to read to kids in libraries okay?

prick gaycos

wish i had a mentor to squeeze my mind grapes

im legitimately shaking in excitement for the big rivalry game tonight

>>149588989
bulldogs v broncos finna be lit cuz

>>149588989
I hope collingwood win, because i support them

Unpopular opinion: Essendon look better in white shorts

fag

Seriously how do we stop women from voting they're doing irreparable damage to our race and country

>>149589030
let them ruin it so we can can enter the post apocalypse phase where they return to being property

>>149589030
global caliphate brother

jeets have ruined everything anyway
its too late

Gaddafi told the truth in 2008 and they killed him for it.

Deader that any ambition for Carlton rebuild.

Why are they celebrating July 4

Go pies

>>149589116
those coles choccy cakes are elite.

>>149589116
women are a disgrace

so glad i'm gay and a magpies fan

>>149589116
imagine going for drinks and taking a drunk one back to the office for sex

>>149589116
I recognise some of these girls. Is that gen z boss and a mini?

>>149589137
Shut the fuck up Carlton false flagger

>>149589116
>jewish daycare

>>149589143
I believe so, I recognise them too

>>149589116
oh not hiring any smelly jeet men are we?

>>149589161
Sounds pretty anti semitic to me.

Yeah homosexuals and transsexuals are probably more likely to commit sexual crimes, I haven't looked it up but I'm guessing they probably are

Can you just shut up mate?

>>149589116
AI supremacy can't come soon enough, these useless eaters will be giving $10 gobby's at the Shell service station

>>149589176
you're right btw

I hate every single one of you

>>149589116
weird how you can instantly tell they're australian women, wonder why that is

Pies by 100+ tonight or they aren't winning the flag

>>149589190
what are you implying mate

>>149589190
It's an interesting discussion

My wife just told me she spent $300 on a dog bed

Collingwood will probably play like crap and win by 19 points

>>149589213
Problem?

>>149589213
doggo deserves it but heem her anyway

>>149589213
Should have picked better

>>149589213
doggo will destroy it within the week

finna start selling dog beds lads

>>149589116
woolies mud cakes

>>149589220
>>149589227
>Doggo

fuck off irrelevant y*nk

no

i can squeeze in 3 x-files eps before the footy

>>149589196
Nothing. But it's the same for the gen z mini one as well. You can immediately tell they're Australian women, not American / German etc. Why is that?

>>149589255
Because they're all beautiful?

>>149589252
do you watch that shit in order or just randomly or what

this is me

GO PIES

>>149587622
>no orange guernsey
0/10

ready for another nick daicos masterclass alf?

>>149589260
in order
i've almost finished season 2. it really is so comfy with the spooky vibes and the woods and fog

>>149589306
umpire* masterclass

>>149589311
the cripple jeet on a trolley that climbs into people's bodies gave me nightmares as a kid

ittie bittie dickie and a pot belly

Google reckons the game starts at 5.20pm the fuckin idiots

>>149589362
so true
no one else thinks as deeply as us

Is the shi on 7+ or do they do that way shi were you have to watch it on the antenna like criccy?

>>149589362
*MIC DROP*
*twerks*

the game tonight is a fox footy exclusive mate

make a new thread

you can't rape me in public /alf/

Love is everywhere

>>149589532
Love doesn't exist any more mate

Railway Hotel, Tydeman Road 15 minutes champ I'll show you love

harley reid will do something special tonight

Might call my firstborn son Alfie

soon we will need ID verification to use google

whats for tea tonight lads?

>>149589569
I use Yandex.

Caro's dad died

>>149589573
Pizza but my nose is blocked and I can't taste anything so is it even worth it

>>149589580
not during NAIDOC week he didn't.

>>149589573
burgers on the bbq and bottle of black label

>>149589574
nonce

>>149589573
fish and chips

>>149589227
He already does ;)

any other jobs where its 100% male?
tradies are such pooftas

>>149589632
catholic priest, we need more

>>149589632
barman at wet on wellington

>>149589632
No they have infiltrated everything

>>149589640
>>149589641
Idk which is gayer

>>149589644
>tfw a tradie joins your chess club

why are you all so threatened by tradies?

>>149589657
well homosexuality is a mortal sin...

>>149589580
in 1990?

>>149589664
they make me feel emasculated plus i resent them for making more money than i do even though i went to uni and they dropped out after year 9

>>149589632
Arborist

>>149589143
Yes looks like them.

They are based and cause incels to seethe which is funny to me

fuck north

>>149589700
they're just tree tradies mate

WHICH MATCH ARE WE WATCHING TONIGHT?!

>>149589713
bulldogs v broncos

>>149589632
Orthopedic surgeons are like 98% male

>>149589713
I am going to be gaming.
Probably won't watch any footy desu because my team isn't playing

>>149589713
I don't watch footy I just post here

>>149589664
their low IQ, laziness and propensity for alcohol fuelled violence leaves me wary of them, like certain races. Also a chippy fucked up my bathroom doors once so fuck them all.

>>149589713
MY maggies retiring the shit out of Voss

>>149589713
Iggs v Giants

piratesoftware is realitycheck

>>149589713
both

>>149589701
they aren't tradies though.

>>149589713
England v India

You can step out of your house right now and head in a certain direction for X amount of time and you will find a girlfriend, you just have to head in the exact right direction for the right amount of time and then say the exact right things. But you are capable. Same can be said for gold or playing the lotto, you just have to move your hand in the exact right patterns. Simple stuff really

>>149589713
Rublev/Mannarino

Haven't wanked or looked at porn at all today. That's about to change. Don't remember the last time I busted

i like movies set on planes

what should I do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64gNfy4-jeg

why was this promo from 2002 uploaded 2 days ago?
Freaking me out lads

i'm hungry

>>149589786
Hi hungry, I'm dad

no point in trying. everything is luck.

>>149589777
kids these days don't know how good they have it
>2002
>friday night delayed on 9
>saturday arvo delayed on 10, live match on fox
>saturday night live(?) on 10, live on fox
>sunday on 9, 1pm match live, highlights of the 2:10 match at 4pm edited to 2hrs
>one live sunday match on fox

>2012 onwards
>every game live on fox except live grand final on 7

>>149589774
laugh at north melbournes pregame from last night

i remember seeing a camrys broadcast schedule from the early days. had all their match start and broadcast times. some were live, others delayed, others just a highlights package and one or two games were only on radio or not broadcast at all

Talking to this girl on snapshot who wants me to send her d pics I'm 90% sure it's a fed tho

>>149589805
send 'em to me, I'll only ask for half what they want to delete them.
I tipped bluebaggers too. No I didn't, I'm not that retarded.

LOL!

>>149589805
you are only concerned she's a fed because she's 15

Why did you stop posting

I love when your on a regular porn sites and you stumble across some of it

>>149589832
kek so true

>>149589792
2002 was still better than 1962-the mid 80s
>every match at 2:10pm
>one hour of highlights at 6pm

In the 80s mumza watched the footy by going there to see it live

>>149589887
i don't understand

not familiar with the concept of watching live footy

Pretty sure my mum was a big whore when she was younger

whats the bet

you know some people live very far away from major cities and cant watch AFL live

>>149589909
not my problem

>>149589903
same

the crying carlton kid sort of looks like a younger cripps

MAGA

MAKE /AFL/ GREAT AGAIN

My mum dated some psychotic bloke when she was 18 who abused her and died in a car crash. She still spoke fondly of him 25 years thereafter

>>149589903
my mumberg got preggo at 17 and was married just after 18 to the dropkick was rooting her younger sister on the side

dont care about your whore mums.

>>149589805
never understood girls who asked for d pics always felt like blackmail, I just used to say "you'll see it when it's going into you"

Can't the fking Jews warm up the weather fk sake

Which game tonight? For me? Putting penis shaped objects in to my bumhole instead.

>>149589938
was it darren millane?

I have a gf who loves me but I legit can't stand women, just absolutely dog brain retarded and have some inborn instinct to choose the worst men that give them the tingles tee hee

>>149589963
more of a njoy pure wand night for me

nrlsperg on a tear today

>>149589967
you just admitted you're a piece of shit with a retarded gf

>>149589995
yeah and?

zyzz

>>149589995
that just proves his point idiot

big games tonight

nick riewoldt copping a drive by from toyota

off to the footo

>>149590019
Top 8 vs bottom 10 snooze fests tbqhwy

ground control to major tom

my mum had me at 40 and i turned out fine

Fun fact: Nick Daicos is an anagram for Drains Cock

theres no escape

>>149590103
Fuck off arsehole

>>149590103
KEK

gonna call him Nick Drainscocks from henceforth

>put something in oven to reheat it for 15min
>go to check if its ready and realise i put it on top of the oven instead of inside
welp

>>149578527 (OP)
Link for game?

Malakai CHAMPION

SAY HIS NAME

>>149590103
every pie has their role to play

>>149590133
yeah ok champ

>>149590131
https://freestreams-live.fi/afl-streams/

lets get a chain going:
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

>>149590104
>west tigers
do /nrl/ really?

i've seen enough

>>149590143
oh the flame trees will uhhhh the arrrrhhhh driver

The nick daicos wank is so gay

>>149590103
where's the r?

That seagull scab ran in front of Elliot, blocking him to get the ball then goes out of bounds. Absolutely disgraceful

>>149590124
>>149590103
>brings up gay sex completely unprompted
Anon....

>>149590140
Bless u

who are the good guys

boring game
shall be switching to iggs gnats

>>149590165
israel

Fun fact: Nick Darcos is an anagram for Drains Cocks

>>149590165
the black and white striped team

Is it my earbuds or does Gerard Weet-Bix sound like he's commentating while his head is in a jar ala Futurama?

>>149590155
i pulled it out of my r's

>>149590160
not a fan of anagrams then?

voss looking suicidal

Do you blokes reckon the blue baggers can snatch an upset here?

Nick Daicos cannot tackle

>voss just sitting in the corner
>>149590177
i feel like fox audio has been fucked the last 2 nights

If you are homophobic and constantly bringing up gay sex in order to make fun of gays you might accidently turn yourself into some sort of self hating faggot that craves gay sex but hates faggots including yourself

>>149590189
if a plane crashes into the collingwood huddle, there's a small chance the bloosers can win

curnow 0.6 combined tonight and last 2 weeks KEK

lmao imagine thinking I'm reading any of that

iggs soon

i haven't showered all week. i fucking reek. i smell so bad

interesting how perryman got traded to collingwood because he wanted to play midfield and he hasn't played midfield since round 2

can't fucking stand alistair nicholson, you can tell he's always smiling like larry emdur while he's commentating

it's out it's up
https://www.afl.com.au/news/1356346/teams-coates-talent-league-girls-round-13

>>149590196
literally happened to me

you just get the feeling there's going to be a season ending injury tonight

>>149590196
nice speech Darce but you should focus on the sniping the oppo right now

keknow

Nick Daicos in the FWD line? What are the Maggies doing?

commentators won't stfu about curnow and daicos even when they're not doing anything

gee the footy is shit these days

daicos the eye rapist

>>149590273
you missed the bitch slap?

Nicholas Daicos is an anagram of Chad's Anal Disco

>>149590295
crisp

>>149590288
he's working up to skull fucking

that was pretty zesty from daicos ngl

why is he nicholas daicos and not nikola daicoski?

macedonianskis arent they

>>149590103
uh th-thanks ChatGPT

it's a tie

appended my "blokes" script to include a bit more (ironic) localist soapboxing
p.s. go giants

>>149590307
they are from the greek region of macedonia not the country macedonia

@grok how do solar lights know when to turn on?

If players start doing that shit after every goal I'm out. Done.

why movie should i watch tonight?

just googled soapboxing

FUCK spic gaicos

this is boring cant wait for the next game

>>149590330
https://letterboxd.com/straffo/

>>149590339
SO fucking true

>>149590330
maladolescenza

>>149590307
>>149590319
did you know one of the factors that led the Macedonians to conquer the known world was the ingenuity of their soldiers to fuck each other rather than little boys so they would have greater motivation to protect their lover on the battlefield?

>>149590330
Do an English lesson instead champ.

>>149590327
reference to that soccer player who died apparently
>>149590339
so true

This is boring when does someone get suplexed and lose their legs

>>149590330
das Boot

god there are some absolute duds in this pies team
going to get exposed hard in finals

>>149590322
@chatgpt what do you think of nick daicos
>Nick Daicos is widely regarded as one of the most exciting and accomplished young talents in the AFL today.

>>149590342
What does AroAce mean?

>>149590362
W chatgpt

>>149590350
I don't give a poofters arse who died overseas. Stop ruining my game with embarrassing displays

>>149590360
we have injuries fuckhead

>>149590362
will ashcroft has 1 norm smith medal
nick daicos has 0 norm smith medals

triumph of the will
europa the last battle
olympia
the greatest story never told

god there are some absolute duds in /afl/ these days

biddies watching mcrae sperg out

>>149590372
>>>/pol/

meant dubs
checkem

>>149590363
Aroace is a term used to describe individuals who identify as both aromantic and asexual, meaning they experience little to no romantic or sexual attraction.

>>149590371
Will Ashcroft be able to reach the heights of Nick Daicos?

>>149590371
How many ANZAC medals has Ashcroft won?

anyone on the cenny coast wanna come watch my uncle play a show at Woy Woy tomorrow night?

>>149590381
will has
levi may

not interested in a boy boy playing a show in woy woy, goy goy

>>149590363
>Aroace (short for Aromantic Asexual) is someone who feels little to no romantic nor sexual attraction. Some aromantic, asexual, or aromantic asexual people may also feel romantic or sexual attraction for others, but don't feel a need to act on their attraction.
Terribly grim cope for a lack of puss

Fagpies are such frauds u can tell it’s like three guys carrying the whole squad on their shoulders outside defense lmao

>>149590397
>>149590380
explain all the twitter simping then

they call me the bad boy of /alf/

lol

>>149590387
Hotel or Bayview

>>149590407
He is a man who is in so deep he cannot be honest with himself
Hence the attempt at sucking cocks & taking it up the chutney

gamble gamble gamble

>>149590415
You better pray i never come to your grim country, watch out

>>149590363
>>149590407
Arrow = cupid's arrow (ie love in its most potent form)
Ace = high proficiency in the relevant field
bloke slays puss

they call me the good boy of /afl/

the betting on any disposal is cool but its so fucking cunting annoying to have to click every cunt from 14 disposals every time

>>149590420
Are you talking about Straffo?

>>149590417
Link & Pin
place is owned by a mate of a bloke I used to work with (in sydney)
small world aye

Footy is for low iq uncouth spastics

Is there a market on which quarter the Blues are going to call it quits?

>>149590443
Cricket is for jeets

Go pies !

Boo pies !

Grindr is full of meth heads

Creampies

if she can handle it where she goos from, she can handle it where she poos from

>entire play package is about Nick Daicos getting space
>he flubs a handball out to his brother who actually has an effective disposal
unreal the amount of dick sucking such an average player gets. What blackmail does Eddie have on AFL HQ?

How early does one leave to beat the traffic? Can't be 3 quarter time, because that's when all the Blues fans are going home. Should you leave at half time?

>>149590452
with mint pees

B.Acre's Delight

lol

>>149590469
Probably why I never liked him. Can't handle the contest and just gets rid of the ball even when it's to someone with pressure on them just to pad his dispossals.

>>149590479
mint peas if you're not a devo

>>149590461
Of course, no one of sound mind and normal emotional state can be a homosexual.

ye truly are a bunch of scurvy dogs

How come this shi ain't on channel 7 type shi

>>149590505
You know (((why)))

who' that? pretty handy

/afl/ crying and shaking

Nick daicosssss

reckon this wimbledon's shaping up to be a certified banger

>>149590522
i only watch emma play

>>149590469
>>149590490
was watching old highlights and they went pretty hard on Josh love but dunno what changed

>>149590527
Why does /afl/ always pick the losers?

>Bobby Hill withdrawn for personal reasons
>Tyson Stengle withdrawn for personal reasons
whats going on with these little abos?

you can just tell carlton are gonna want to kick a couple here.

rare nick daicos error

the all too common "rare" Daicos error

>>149590538
They're killing the Rainbow Serpent. Leave em alone.

Something happening once a week is pretty rare tbqh
Like me not jerking off once a week would be quite rare

>>149590555
We're watching the other game now

>>149590538
They probably had family or friends die, because so many aboriginals have health problems they're always dropping dead

>>149590561
not me I'm not

wtf?

The longest I've no fapped was 3 months through the power of my heavenly mother's prayers to Gods glory

>>149590527
>>149590534
Shes a disgrace.

nick daicos going at 50% de

This match is rigged as fuck.

>>149590572
Lmao which piece of shit service is this?

fuck acres is a bad user
>>149590561
it hasn't even started yet

shes up
>>149590581
>>149590581
>>149590581

>>149590423
>grim
could be worse tbdesu

>>149590529
josh is the more talented and likeable one too

>>149590574
Amen

>>149590561
based retard

>>149590585
7plus

>>149590572
7plus has been fucking up alot for me this year, reckon it bugs out when it's facing high traffic

>>149590574
well done did you gain anything from it?

well played number 35

>>149590574
god isnt real you dumbass

It's abo round again????????

>>149590627
Can you prove this, my son?

another friday night spent in & alone; tomorrow night will be the same....

>>149590875
this thread is best thred. keep me company.