India vs England
Australia vs West Indies
Crawley is a free wicket tbg.
Yeah we'll have a poolapse thanks.
Anglo bros.. Its not looking good
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>>149579163wud layer some wood on her eyequeem haaaa
my grandfather is a better batsman than Zacky C
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britboyz be liek, watch OUT here comes bazball....and INDIA CHADS be like...
https://youtu.be/OsU0CGZoV8E
How does he get away with it bros?
I donโt care what Blewett says because heโs an idiot, Australia are not ahead here
>>149579299Honestly as grim as it may sound, he is your best option rn, Haseeb has good FC numbers but was shit when he played in international games, the current policy is that if u can score against India or Australia, you stay otherwise they will get someone who can do that
Crawley as dreadful as he is most of the time, still gets that job done
I would be more worried about pope if I were you
>>149579380Lol no. Bethell is miles better.
>>149579423isnt bethell more of a 3/middle order player?
>>149579434Nope. Opening batsman all of his junior career.
Jacob Bethell doesn't know enough of the right people for my liking.
How fucked is england? I dont know shit about cricket
Zacky C needs more private sessions with Robert Key
>>149579516You mean his dad hasn't paid you seven figures to keep selecting him like big Zak's.
This guy is a fucking brainlet.
Windies is back, long lunch had a bit of rain
>>149579529They're not fucked at all because Root and Brook are going to have a 500 run partnership
>>149579725Cheers big ears
>>149579729>he typed whilst sobbing
don't understand the calculus behind max bowling Deep and Siraj ngl fellas
>>149579744No worries cobber
my heart weeps for the children
evolutionary reason for elephants having big ears?
This is officially a comfy neet thread
so if it bounces and hit your legs, if it would have bounced into the sticks without you being in the way you are out?
Is it possible to have a chase when your opponent only bats once?
>>149579774a better set of facts to ponder is why the ears of African elephants are shaped like Africa and the ears of Indian elephants are shaped like India
cheeky double declaration without enforcing follow on innit
>>149579864
>>149579890Ah yes, but an innings of 0/0 declared is still a completed innings.
>>149579877propels me to ponder the ears of the Australian elephant
>>149579859you can lose your wicket by being out leg before wicket and it is precisely if the ball hits your leg first and in such manner that it would've hit the wicket if not for your leg being before the wicket.
Basically stops batspersons from blocking the ball with their legs to protect the stumps
>>149579937do you lose a wicket if you have to piss really bad and leave the field
>>149579958You can be timed out but if it's an emergency you can talk to the umpire and if the opposition captain agrees you can go pee
Feel like the Ashes should be contested by India and South Africa this year. Don't think Australia and England are up to it.
australia have lost their head here
Windies and South Africa once Windies stop dropping catches
sone middle aged woman at bouldering just called me so strong
>>149580096How middle aged are we talking here?
First time poster here, hi :))
Have a question, can the wicketkeep store poo in his box to flummox the batkeep? especially when he's standing next to the sticks?
Funfact, if you hold onto your bat you can hit the ball away with your hand.
>>149580331 Hi :)) what does that mean fella? New here you see. Thanks!
Don't think I could name a single Grenadian. Didn't even know it was a country until yesterday desu.
suck shit windies these two can actually bat
>>149580448its an EXPLOSIVE place
We'll be taking that draw thank you
all englel have to do is to avoid the follow-on, so the target is much lower
https://youtu.be/KQWVtBau5lw
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/cric/ WILL take the Cameron Winter pill
>>149580498don't get dis ngl
>>149580320keKkkkk u cheeky bugger x
>>149580448>Grenada is also known as the spice island and supplies ~40% of nutmeg globallyThat's impressive
walking back from bouldering in peeds and song homeless guy tried to flog me what I can assume is stolen Tony's chocolate
i mean it is fairly expensive for chocolate I guess
I wish him the best
walking back from bouldering in peeds and some homeless guy tried to flog me what I can only assume is stolen Tony's chocolate
i mean it is fairly expensive for chocolate I guess
I wish him the best not a bad business model he's got there
Could've wished him the best to his face rather than slinking off like the coward you are
teach him ways of the v5 fella
you'll have a bff for life I reckon
think thieving scum should get the noose personally but that's just me
"cor you're RIPPED. want a tony's?"
he knew a gorger of chocolate when he saw one
just paid 3.50 for a kirkstall three swords
mad cheap that
don't assume he stole it some good samaritan probably gave it him and now he's trying to sell it to get a fix
Dalai Lama turns 90 this week. I'd totally forgotten about him
if he was homeless i don't think he has anything that needs fixing
has he licked any kids faces recently?
11th July 100% confirmed for completion corr
Shall be taking the day off toil as a 'moving day' so get in
>it's another windies show initial promise only to piss it all away later episode
seen this one on repeat over the years
I've had two house sales fall through in a row
>>149581236have met him once ngl x
https://youtu.be/P6QyG_hMOBQ
>>149581384buying or selling?
why did they fall through
>>149581384keep trying fella x
this is my 2nd attempt tbf
first flat I nearly exchanged on the building was like 200 years old and it was falling apart
>>149581435buying
I pulled out after both surveys
Last one was for non-historic movement. Roof was also falling apart but had already budgeted for that
>>149581494>pulled out after both surveyshave done this meself once
seller accepted the offer; spent $500 on inspection, but backed out after
my real estate agent was shattered, but he understood I was serious at least
mental that americans have agents for buying and organising viewings for them kek
get rinsed for like 3% for no reason
I didn't actually get a survey on the one I am buying desu
nothing presented itself/gave anyone a reason to
building was constructed 20 years ago so it should be fine
idk
>>149581561my surveys were over 1000 GBP each
>>149581585https://youtu.be/VYOaYHbXbXo
it all comes out of the seller's purse technically...but .. yh
>>149581613wew
mine was a while back, dunno how much one costs these days ngl
>>149581602yeah this one seemed really good aside from the roof seeming tired, and could afford to redo that
didn't expect the subsidence
unfortunately puts a stink on the whole property upon resale even if you fix it by underpinning or whatever (which is still hideously expensive)
DROPPED THE HADDIN BISHOO
how many catches are these niggers gonna put down
>>149581602it's only the biggest transaction of your life mate I'm sure it'll be fine haha
>>149581700we donโt use that word in this general
>>149582216Brown hands typed this post.
watching survivor: cricket island then up next is real housewifes of the big bash
>>149582518what are the late night "films" titled
Websterโs gonna miss his tonne here because of these
who cares. Centuries are for nerds. Cool dudes only care about batting average.
Some good bowling. Look at that groundsman go la
Rain happens fast in Grenada
>>149583320True
>Duckett 0 (5)
After all that talk huh
>>149580448Per capita they've done well at the Olympics
>>149583623pretty good this
If Lyon gets a half century here we might push 400
>full kit manure itc (in the crowd)
surely we're posher than /rug/ at this point?
>mummy buys the entire land and property
>zachy chips in by getting the sofa from ikea
literally life on easy mode for some of you tarqs in here
Not sure how I feel about that ending
>bad light declared as everyone is ready to go
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/cric/-sissies? Our response?
first reply ITT for our response
>>149584125ew that's not cozy at all
>>149584125money really can't buy taste hey
his mummy didn't even look at it before he used her credit card
>>149583997my parents said they'd chip in a bit for my next house deposit
had enough of this fucker
>>149587047Karma for all the kids he bullied.
Beau Webster is our best battershomosapien right now
Last night I had a dream that I was late to cricket so Stone Cold Steve Austin picked me up and took me to the game, but then I realised I left my whites at home...
>>149587047wait until he realises cricket isn't a serious sport
Cameron Green cries himself to sleep every night to the thoughts of his awful innings' and shocking dismissals
Aussie players based on how much theyve earned their ashes spot:
1. Webster
2. Cummins
3. Starc
4. Lyon
5. Head
6. Smith
7. Carey
POWERGAP
8. Hazlewood
9. Konstas
10. Khawaja
11. Green
Reckon the lad who got bullied by cam green in school is feeling pretty good right now
>>149587047KWAB
get him out
How do they play cricket in england if it literally rains every day? and how come it's their national sport?
Wrong answers only
argie has to be one of our more weird blowies
not sure whether he likes cricket or any of the nations involved with it
I don't know the rules yet but I support kiwis and saffas my /rug/ brothers.
Was trying to apply for that job when a mate contacted me and said he's back in town and I need to meet him for some drinks
Ended up having 6 pints, left me fairly steaming
Got back home and hastily wrote the application using AI so that I could submit something legible before the job closed at midnight, fear I might not get it because I have no idea what I put
>>149588948they're all vpns mate
>>149589058if you lack the discipline to make a single application maybe you don't deserve it
me llamo santiago y veo el cricket aunque es algo dificil de entender para mi
>>149589087Probably accurate
Only saw the job yesterday and obviously with a closing date on the same day I didn't have as much time to prepare for it as I'd have liked
Then it was just bad luck with getting dragged out of the house and forced to drink 6 pints
just blame it on mental elf
not your fault then
>>149589046Australia plays rugby!
>>149589093Santiago is a nice name
do you have a hot torta wife?
>>149589113Should have ticked the box for the "disability confident" interview scheme and used my quote and quote """"mental health"""" to boost my chances, but don't quite have the audacity for that sort of move yet
One downside of the new role is that I'm fairly sure the line manager for it is a tranny
Maybe it's for the best if I don't get it
>>149589164lol (laughing out loud at the idea of being in a tranny occupied industry)
>>149589171There's unironically shitloads in my department (I think I've counted 6 or 7 of them)
It's quite a nerdy / data heavy area so the trannies (basically just gay blokes with autism) are drawn to it like moths to a flame
If a 4 as we know it is worth 4 runs, should a 6 as we know it be worth more?
>>149589189I'm surprised I've never seen a tranny in Sydney's Ecommerce industry
Also my theory is that the illuminati introduced trannyism to neuter weaponised autism
anyone else drink beer occasionally? just me?
>>149589219Lockdown revealed I was a social drinker, I don't keep it in the house or have the urge to but get the urge to go out to a bar/pub every once in a while.
>>149589217E-commerce is too social / extraverted for trannies
>>149589189don't really get that in r nhs, but actual women flock to it
even the data-heavy areas are 50% actual women
trannies probably hate the nhs because of the 10 year wait lists for tranny drugs
Reckon zachy could easily pass as a FtM tranny
>>149589264yeah very true
also a lot of actual women in it because they love shopping so think its a good career path
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du5JyDI3qIQ
just had dinner then realised i didn't have breakfast today so i might have breakfast now
Khawaja Genninely needs to go, gaslighted his way in the squad after scoring against Sri Lanka
Also, Inglis has to be in that squad somehow, he is probably the most inform batter in that squad outside of carey and Webster
I would like this 11
Konstas
McSweeney
Smith
Inglis
Head
Webster
Carey
funny how the poo flag only shows up when its team is doing well
back down south later
basil looms
/crug/ on the cards this weekend?
>>149589565would pick up that scrawny little mongrel and punt him into the sea
>indians in charge of counting to 11
Tendulkar>Kohli>Gill
the torch has been passed
bindians are getting a bit too comfortable in this general
wonder how much money I'm going to owe on completion day for flatberg
nhslad, like bard and zachy, had to wear the rainbow lanyard for all of last month. don't know why he's now complaining about having a trans manager
>>149589758what'll your mortgage repayments be each month mate?
zachy's just going to continue being a carefree phonepostingmong without paying the rent or utility bills (mummy taking care of it all). the world is unfair. simple as
>>149589758you'll owe interest for the mortgage money being held in the lead up to completion, so your first mortgage payment is usually almost double, but that'll be in your full mortgage offer
solicitor should have given you a quote for all of it anyway
>>149589712Looking forward to the crug this weekend but I wont be posting.
GARLIC BREAD????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>149589836lame
suppose my deposit at current place will pay for it
>>149589801like 575
bit rum but a lot cheaper than rent would be
i wish for the west indies to win
le"aussie rebuilding phase" meme is a bad joke
the whole sport is a joke
Alright we've had the mortgage talk can we get on to pensions now then
the rebuilding was when they had that Xavier left arm spinner bloke in the team (I've unironically forgotten his full name)
they aren't going to rebuild until Khawaja, Smith, Starc go out of the team and they'll struggle to replace them (hopefully >we score a cheeky ashes 5-0 in that phase haha)
>>149589987recently starting paying into my ''''''final salary''' 5 year big boy pension
no brainer
>>149590009I said it last night but we should be playing a young pace bowler against Windies
There's no reason to play all 3 of the golden oldies, we aren't bowling weak.
didn't realise final salary pensions still existed
they don't really its a meme hence the '''
some pensions are better than others though
the only things I have in common with bard are enjoying cricket and not having a clue about how my pension works
Why is Longinus a saint when all he did was stab Christ with a spear?
watching the footy (rugby league) with the sound on and the cricket with the sound off, considering elevating the cricket sound to very low as an ambient background to the footy (rugby league)
>>149579135 (OP)I love how trashy the Indian league is, everyone spending like 50 million dollars on weird commercials and gimmick ads instead of toilet paper in the bathrooms
>>149590098exact opposite of me
>>149590115Repented didn't he
only Indian I like is gukesh (chess)
mother tapping me up for money again
about had enough of her if I'm quite honest
>>149590544can't say I know this feel and likely ever will
>>149590544If anyone ever asks me for money I stop speaking to them. Beggars can die.
SIRAJ HAS A HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY!
Holy shit, can you beat these curryfucks please?!
>>149590544 #
can't say I know this feel nor likely ever will
>we'll
>have
>a
>bowl
>please
>mate
88/5 for with no Bumrah LMAO
Fuck sake what are we doing
>>149590639I predicted this but didn't post it
lol the weather forecast tho
unlucky
Business Idea:
Bowl when it's red hot and bat when it's cloudy
>>149590719you don't get better without challenging yourself.
i think we need more runs here and maybe five more wickets in hand but only one of these are possible
Doesn't matter it's a draw anyway.
>>149590773india getting 15 wickets in the whole of today and the rest of feasible play this rainy weekend surely not a remote possibility
Just need a few double centuries and we'll be back in the driver's seat
>>149590792Not enough time+flat pitch+no venom in Indian bowling.
>>149590834>still trail by 78 runsoh no
>>149590841it would force India to come out to bat and take a guess on how many runs are needed, i.e. a draw
>getting spanked by Indian bowling after getting done by their batting
>barmy army STILL refuses to sing a disparaging song about the jeets in fear of being called racist
Pathetic
>Smith
Ancestors were village ironsmiths
>Brook
Ancestors lived by the brook?
Brook needs a double tonne here do it for England lad
>>149591022they brooked no arguments
funny how you only see jeet flags when they're going ok in a game. series after series, year after year
>140+
Fast
>130-140
Medium fast
>120-130
Medium
This is correct right?
>funny how you only see jeet flags when they're going ok in a game. series after series, year after year
I think I saw two Indian flags last test
ayo WTF it stinks ITT frfr
This Krishna dude looks like Indian Andrew Tate
Whatโs the follow on? They arenโt going to get close are they
India probably wonโt enforce it, they will try to statpad per usual
YOU BOWLED A WIDE IN THE ASHES FINAL?
New to cricket was that good bowling from Krishna?
>>149591208yeah he won 25 points for it
loving getting bummed
hate being bummed
>>149591193I agree. Poms can still save this if they can go full anti-baz and just stay in
tipping a pair of double hundreds here
Do these guys even make a game plan before the match? Prashitโs just repeating the same mistakes again.
this smith's alright ay basically bairstow but with hands
I'm bazzing all ove true place r
mad how bairstow was on a steep upward trajectory before that Aus cheating incident and his career completely folded after. perhaps this is an unjust world after all
>>149590544give her a tenner you tight cunt
>>149591517gonna be the cricketing face of SSRIs
Baffled you lot canโt see weโre winning this.
>>149591238history shows anti-bazzing just leads to them retreating into their timid shells and getting out pathetically after a brave 3 (50)
bazzing is what shifts the momentum
how'd the Indian bowlsmen suddenly become cooked
the perishing english heat
no idea who this jessop guy they're going on about is
>was an English cricket player, often reckoned to have been the fastest run-scorer cricket has ever known.
>Batting average 21.88
lmfao what a SHITTER
>>149591825more of a Hundred specialist desu
"muh average" was later than that
fooken luv boundries
corr cam on 'arry
business idea: hit it to the openings rather than the fieders
if Sundar was electrocuted he'd be Washington DC
>>149591919If Sundar hit 200 he'd be Washingdoubleton.
if I was a fielder I'd never apologise to a bowler
>>149591901That will never work. I'm out.
stream ausbros
https://cdn.livetv854.me/webplayer2.php?t=ifr&c=2773248&lang=ru&eid=290920947&lid=2773248&ci=433&si=41
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJkKo1mxSWQ&list=RDHJkKo1mxSWQ&start_radio=1
Alright lads Iโm back and getting real 60s Michael Caine vibes
hate boundaries
hate golf
love a king prawn Dhansak on a Friday
>>149592026do you guys have honey king prawns over there?
>>149592084looks like cat shit
>>149592035Probably not. The Chinese food is different and weird they have chicken balls and curry sauce here and chips no lemon chicken no plum duck no Mongolian lamb. I got a lemon chicken craving and had to make my own it was ok. They also donโt do special fried rice they have egg fried rice
In Dublin anyway thereโs this thing called 3 in 1 which is a container of egg fried rice with a layer of chips over it and all doused in curry sauce, thatโs Chinese food here lmao Australia is blessed
cum out you black and browns cum out and shit in my street like a man
no idea who Jamie Smith is
never heard of him
>>149592142That's like retarded halal snack pack.
>>149591064they've all cleared off now lmao
>>149592174used to play for the Dragons didn't he?
nans ranting about pakis again
told her they are indians but she told me to shut my mouth
>>149592117Literally have all of these but ok Pat you carry on
>>149592236she's probably old enough that they were the same thing back then
>>149592236bard's taste in comedy vindicated
emma raducanu is so beautiful
the Monty Python Yorkshire sketch is funny desu
>>149592174Will Smith feature in the Ashes?
>>149592284and that's only because it isn't one of theirs
>>149592316source?
what a development
>>149592316co-written by two of them though
forgot bard like Fawlty Towers
>shouty man hit car with stick this make me laugh it funny
what an absolute brainlet lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34KaIxIcuVU&list=RD34KaIxIcuVU&start_radio=1
yeah Fawlty towers is literally not funny one bit
nothing funny about the Mitchell and Webb cricket sketch
wish there was some good cricomedy but I think the best we've managed as a sport is from an unlikely source (Australia) where Warne bowls his baby into the cot
i, too, denigrate an entire comedy by reducing it to a single, overplayed moment
>>149592198The thread was slow as shit when England was 90 for 5, even though there are 10 times more British flags than Indian ones.
Only Fools and Horses still mogs
bard liking Fawlty Towers isn't that bad but it just doesn't have the same replay value. It's got that Mr Bean slapstick thing so foreigners love it but OFAH has that plus good writing and characters
>>149592360>this makes britishers shit themselves laughing
wow how exciting, a drawn test match.
>>149592084They have koeksisters in Australia?
bard's taste in comedy is like zachy's taste in fashion
probably only comedy I've seen UK flags on 4chan univrtsally agree on is The Day Today/Brass Eye, which has virtually no overplayed moments and therefore can't be easily denigrated.
>>149592389only Londoners or mockneys actually like that show.
>>149592400a saffer-run corner shop in a village near me sells koeksisters.
guy there seemed to acknowledge my pronunciations.
today I am wearing:
a red shirt by YMCA in a light fabric
blue linen trousers by uniqlo
and beige German army trainers by reproduction of found
today I am wearing:
a red shirt by YMC in a very light summer fabric
navy linen trousers by uniqlo
and beige German army trainers by reproduction of found
If I wanted to see bowlers getting torn apart, I'd just watch T20.
This is not cricket
shall be bypassing the poobe today
today I am wearing:
nothing.
>>149592236>they all look the same to mebased nan
>>149592400just googled it and I've seen that braided type of dought in bakeries but usually has sugar on top, not doused in honey
What's the most quintessentially English town or city in England that has a Chinese takeaway?
Would any of you blokes like to fuck me up the arsehole?
remember those really thick deanos in school that couldn't tell the difference between indians and Africans
and just thought they were all black
>>149592623I used to work with a woman who thought Indians were from Indonesia
I used to work with a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU7n8Sq9Xac&list=RDEU7n8Sq9Xac&start_radio=1
You're right I should've said I used to work with someone, but she was a woman (probably still is idk). It's just a mad thing how people can be fully functioning members of society with the vote and not only not know certain things but be so utterly wrong. Then again maybe she was trolling me
how long until the entire pommie team is brown
>>149592810Depends how long they stay out in the sun for
>>149592642...they're not?
>>149592830Some of them could be
That was a hundred percent no doubt a keeper's catch and if it wasn't then the first slip is too wide
>>149590043Don't believe you have a final salary pension, they're incredibly rare nowadays
Public sector pensions are all career average now, and nearly all private sector companies have defined contribution pensions
Yet another way in which boomers had it far better than us
>>149590098I think I understand how my pension works now, finally
Also, I hate and despise cricket now that I've started playing again
Completely bored with it
>>149590544The quote and quote reverse zachy
Fawlty Towers is VERY good
Only yank comedy that compares is Airplane! (1980)
Indians moaning about the ball again
>>149592881hence the ''''
already said that
>>149592925Oh ok
As you were LG x
you going to the oasis concert bard lad?
https://youtu.be/55f___1XYVE?si=Up1FpvJZkbCygXeV
mental how /cric/ hasn't taken the Cameron Winter pill yet
>>149592264yeah but then they'd be calling pakis indians not indians pakis wouldn't they
>>149592947No, would never be able to justify spending that much on a band who I think are just ok
Don't really mind career average over final salary tbqh as I flew through the ranks in only a few years by job hopping
final salary would seem annoying because you'd be forced to stay in the highest post possible when you finally quit rather than being able to slow down in your twilight years
*does a marks and Spencer's brogues:the post*
got some charles tyrwhitt shirts recently and they're actually good
credit where it's due, bard was right
>>149593038so true
not enough bazzing
not enough boundaries
they've lost it
anyone had one of those m&s strawberry and cream sarnies?
nothing entertaining about a boundary
Cameron winters lyrics are really good desu
Great vocals as well
And fairly interesting musical arrangement
>>149593001Simply enjoy the lower responsibility for your career and then job hop right at the end of it so you remain minted for your boomer twilight years
>>149593067Yeah they're good quality, very solid choice for mid-range formal wear
I tend to go for either them or TM Lewin, although overall I prefer CT
Never wear a suit anymore except at weddings thoughever, mostly live in trackies now, feel like a right tradie scrote
>>149593112What the fuck are you on about now?
these fancy dress ups are so gay
>>149593130you don't understand r culture
>appears as though bard just replied to himself looks like the blog brothers are in
>>149593120>/Cric/ being this oblivious can't quite wrap my massive head around it
Considering they get like 35 holidays (+ the extra ones they can buy), you'd think civil servants would be busy the rest of the year yet all the civil servants are also the most prolific posters. starting to think our humble tax money might be getting, how does one say this, pissed down the toilet?
on the train around south Yorkshire
lots of caravans about
lots of gypsies in Yorkshire for some reason
South Yorkshire especially
need Ian Bell back to simmer things down here lads
nothing else hits like seeing 11 runs off 269 deliveries when chasing down a number
'The most sparsely populated counties in England are generally considered to be Cumbria, Northumberland, and North Yorkshire'
Think this partly explains why there are lots of gypsies up here, just more space and generally less bother
>>149593150I'm fine with civil servants not being worked to exhaustion. Whenever I need one I am confident they are well rested and totally not stressed and out and can do their job easily with minimal fuss and maximal efficacy
some fucking boomer decided to basically cuddle up to me on the train
he's playing some shitty pool game on his phone
thomas partey charged with rape kek
thought brook would drop off after his meme start but kinda just keeps going
bit mental really
DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>149593266Those two overs I seen him bowl yesterday the first over he went for 11 with two fours immsmc and the second over was much better he only went for two. Then he was getting angry at all the wide stuff and now he's composed
Just one more wicket and we're back in the game.
Like I said.
Flat pitch. Guaranteen draw.
I feel a little bit for him in his 100th test but he gets a chance to make up for it second innings, weather permitting
Indians just weren't meant to play physical sport
Chess, yes
>>149593368>Guaranteen draw.India to blame here, batted for way too long day two. Would have skittled England out by now if they were chasing a lower score and won this test.
good m-
>Kraigg goes for duck
fuck
This stat says the openers aren't doing their job of staying in for the first 17 overs like they're supposed to do. Runs don't matter against fresh bowlers with a new ball in the morning on a non-road
>stickability
nice one Carlos
no such thing as a non-physical sport
that's why snooker, chess, f1, golf, darts etc aren't seen as sports
GOTTEM
>>149593528You try sitting down for 9 hours while mentally working like a computer.
>>149593528breathing is a physical activity
organised competition and record keeping are what makes games into sports
>>149593528Darts is a sport despite what you, in your smelly bedroom, say.
cricket is a sport in Australia and the subcontinent
it's a summer activity elsewhere
>>149593150Had an angry conversation with my line manager yesterday about my workload being too high
>>149593591>line managerwhen you say this I immediately imagine you work at McDonald's
me? best boulderer on /cric/ by a significant margin
>>149593605modern toil involves having zero limit whatsoever on who your "boss" actually is so "line manager" is at least specific
DROPPED THE GOTTEM-GONE GIMMICK
snooker IS a sport
>Chess
debatable
>The rest just mentioned
DEFINITELY NOT
it's a disgrace that the best pace bowler in the world isn't playing despite being 100% fit, and it may cost australia the match
>>149593625Yeah mate, McChicken large chips and a chocolate shake please
Still on the train
England really is beautiful outside the (((cities)))
>>149593677sir this is 1845
like to think of York as a large village
>>149593687People here say that too except for the cities part. Once we get our shit together (become nuclear superpower) we're coming back (to free the Welsh)
We can at least all agree Aussie Rules isn't a sport and that's that
>>149593700faggots, boxty, cress salad and a small ale please
This is embarrassing for India fucking hell
>>149593537I do that whenever I watch a day of test cricket
>>149593544activity not sport
the new Irish poster is good
random souths fan spotted
>>149593565no it isn't. it's probably the best example on that list of a non-sport
imagine having a huge belly and flabby bingo wings (99.9% of dartsmen) and thinking yourself an athlete
WOW CUMMINS YOU ARE A FUCKING LEGEND
>5 penalty runs to West Indies for running on the pitch
when it comes to posting on 4chan I wish Bard had the 'work ethic' of Tuffers
Seen some black people in my affluent countryside neighborhood, which is a bit at odds with the typical people you get here
Also seen these two complete chavettes who always walk around with each other and nobody else, which is also a bit rum because we really don't have their type here usually either
Wonder if there's some sort of scheme to re-settle people here
>>149593810sumo wrestler athletes thoughever
look if you have unathletic welsh genes then sitting down and thinking over a board or sitting down and turning a wheel will be sports in your head. you need to give yourself a chance and warp the definitions if you're a welshie weakling with no actual sporting dna
>literally called The Black Country
>noooo not the blacks
>simplisafe self installing government surveillance system
>>149593884As if I'd live in the black country
My part of the West Mids is far comfier and essentially part of the west country (best country) really
first time in test history the first 2 wickets of an innings were both caught and bowled
>>149593884I asked a fellow from there about this and he said it's because of the dirt. You also don't see any evidence of Aryan civilisation at the cliffs of Dover for example
>>149593858>Unathletic Welsh genes Christian Bale, Colin Jackson etc would like a word
also, a middle aged woman in a Leeds industrial estate yesterday was literally in awe of my Welsh genes as I broke a heel hook beta
also entirely possible that it's called The Black Country as it is rightful Welsh clay
reminder I can read as much welsh as sussex tarq spaccy and the surrey tarq "glammy"lad's whole identity revolves around his dad accidentally applying for a welsh driver's license on his behalf
>Christian Charles Philip Bale is an English actor known for his versatility and commitment to physically transforming for roles. Born in Wales in 1974, Bale identifies as English and was raised primarily in England.
why are you such a retard spaccy kek
>>149593962reminder you are also a fat neek that never leaves his laptop
IF wales split from the ECB and played international cricket on their own...
THEN would they have test status and if so where would they rank?
>>149593968Gareth bale then
Makes no odds
>>149593977lmaooooo
they unironically wouldn't get 11 players. they'd be about romania tier
have only ever had Robert Croft and Simon Jones who hardly played
this nigga got the michael jackson disease
imagine being 38 and having an identity crisis
couldn't be me
not one indian or sebbo flag for 3 hours despite there being a dozen when england lost thei 5th wicket
hmm
fight
md5: f9cb06cf863d11d188c2eb7b3be6900a
๐
FIGHT AND WIN
COME ON WEST INDIES
imagine thumbing your laptop all day then watching the chase afterward
Couldn't be me
some days he thinks he's from sussex, other days he thinks he's from yorkshire and then he thinks he's welsh. it's grim
>>149594012using an irish flag rn
>>149594012saw certain mentally ill man was crowing about me saying india won't bowl out this lot
taking free wickets at dodgy times means nothing
>>149594034I already made it clear I prefer India to lose
>>149594020*conch blowing intensifies*
>>149594012Thereโs really nothing to say when two nutjobs are just going at it.
-I don't think I am from Yorkshire at all, I just live there and enjoy it massively, and will be doing so for the foreseeable future providing all goes well in Donedon in a minute
-I think I am quite Welsh indeed, but at the end of the day mostly just a Sussex tarq
Fucking hell all this Ashes talk already
It's going to be shite from both sides end of
Remove Ashes and test is DEAD and these old fogies know it
>having to go on holiday with an annoyingly perky old woman with no tits, no ass and english.
grim
What are you blowhards bloviating about now?
we will smash sixes all over oldman poowaja's corpse and you will love it
nice reddit bullet pointing
>>149593995Phil Salt is Welsh
Obviously half the Glammie boys are too
I reckon it'd be a Bangladesh tier side overall
thanks mate I'll smash the ball up into the air for no reason
So if Webster's actually good why are >we still bothering with this Green cunt?
>>149594248Looks like we're keeping both
newie requires baking soon
>>149594248Because Webster turns 32 this year
Labuschane will be back in the team pretty quickly
this poortnership > subhuman gill wasting time for his teammates
>>149594306For who though? They aren't dropping Green, and Webster bats and bowls better than Marnus
>>149594268I'm not doing it
Phil Salt is more Bajan than Welsh
>>149594329Probably Konstas
Open with Green, he can be Australia's Crawley, he'd average about the same
Don't understand Zachy's gripe with the chase
>"If this was a pitch in Rawalpindi or Ahmedabad, we could have been discussing demerit points by now." - Arun
SO TRUE
perhaps resting bumrah wasn't a good idea
>>149594414his general knowledge is very poor so he keeps losing to the fat women chasers when playing along
sucking a sticky wicket in Donedon
He already had a weekโs rest, no idea why he couldnโt play this Test. Didn't take any rest during the IPL.
I am now realising that the Indian fans also wear le funny costumes but instead of animals, Elvis, or Flintstones, they come wearing Indian pyjama kits.
>jeet flag shows up 6 hours later
>>149594414nothing against it per se
there just exists other things (some notable) i would much rather be doing at the precise time it is on, is all
uh poosisters? England are categorically winning the story here. will the bindian cricket peem ever take a wicket again?
>>149594469England haven't even met the follow-on yet and they only have bowlers left. They would need to bat until the end of tomorrow before the game is favoured for them.
employedchy b works every day but also goes bouldering for an hour at 3pm every day. don't ask how it happens, just believe him
we should declare now and let India enforce the follow on
>>149594571Why would India enforce it?
WWTBAM became too mainstream
The Weakest Link early seasons was peak quizzing
UC is too high brow and only weird neeks know the answers
>>149594562>England haven't even met the follow-on yet LOL
>>149594563been through
grey collar hours
start early
finish early
35 hour working week
Etc
GOTTEM
>>149594581>>149594590You have to be trailing by LESS than 200 runs to avoid the follow on.
>>149594268I'll do it, got a really good idea for it so nobody else do it please
>>149594602wow a whole 1 run away
>>149594581Not yet they havenโt.
what is the top cricket league in england i can watach
going to reply 'Cameron Winter' one of the first replies next thread
>>149594646>>149594651is there a flowchart to pick a team