Thread 149580763

why are brazillians so reddit?

First time I've been to Brazil I was really confused about restaurants bringing ketchup and mayo when you order pizza, but they also have pizzas with candy on top so who knows what they're up to

>>149580956
Nutella pizza exists in Italy.
Also, only in a few places is it common to eat pizza with ketchup, I've never seen anyone pass mayonnaise tho.

>>149580956
You usually have Tabasco sauce to add to pizza in restaurants here in Japan.
I assumed it was the same in Mexico (since that's where the sauce is from after all), so I was surprised when I went there and they added Worcestershire sauce or ketchup instead.

There's something so very Brazilian about pic related.
First country I thought of.

>>149581003
I've never been to Italy, but the few Italians I met irl were really adamant on "rules" about gastronomy, they can choke on a dick, hated that
>>149581021
Yeah, tobacco sauce makes sense though

>>149581059
This is meme
99% of pizzarias in Brazil are normal. The only difference is that the dough is super thin and you can't eat it with your bare hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNRnq7kQ8Pw

>>149581084

>ice cream
Argentina > Italy
We have dulce de leche flavour, which clearly beats pistachio.

>pizza
Argentina >>> Italy
No contest, really.

>pasta
Argentina < Italy
The servings could be bigger, though.

>red wine
Argentina >= Italy
Their chianti is really good but idk, I feel ours is better

>beer
Argentina >> Italy
No contest.

>>149580763 (OP)
Ketchup on pizza sounds abominable. Can’t stand when pizzaioli add sugar to their pomodoro.

>>149581194
No.

>>149581258
Actually, yes.

>>149581194
>ice cream
>Argentina > Italy

No, Argentinean ice cream sugar is over the top

>pizza
>Argentina >>> Italy
Kek, no fucking way. Argentinean pizzas have more dough than actual ingredients. And no olive oil.

>>149581194
Humblest argensimian

>you can't eat your food the way you want
>carbohydrates is all our culture has

>>149581194
i hope this is bait

>>149581194
why you have to turn everything into a competition Nahuel? Just enjoy things you like in whatever way you like to make them, that was my point

>>149581370
It's basically BA-IT.
Buenos Aires vs Italy.
Come on, take turns. We can handle y'all.

>>149581194
>red wine
What Argie Sangiovese are you referring to? Pricey Patagonia Pinot is the only Argentine red I’ve tasted that consistently comes remotely close in quality to Chianti Rufina or Classico Gran Selezione—and that’s not even mentioning the Italian varietals you get in the north and in Sicily—I’m not even sure Argentina makes the best reds in South America when Uruguay casually cranks out outstanding Tannat at a fraction of the price.

genuinely hate this meme. he's breaking le pasta!!! most reddit shit in the world. nobody cares.

oh and by the way, adding olive oil does help when it comes to the pasta water.

>>149581377
>>149581324
>>149581409

>/sp/ - Superioridad Porteña

>>149581420
Chilean cabs > Mendoza Malbec

>>149581420
What I meant is that their chianti is god tier but our stuff is better, even if it's not chianti.
We're more of a malbec and read meat nation.

the ideal pizza is a margherita with some kind of spicy sausage on it
the italians and brazilians should each make one of those and deliver it to a neutral judge (me) to adjudicate

>>149581608
N’duja

>>149581474
>cabernet sauvignon
Nigga feels as dry and rough as a cat's blowjob.

>>149581624
that's ideal but I'd also accept salami piccante or thin-sliced spicy linguiça

>>149581608
anon, are you really a judge or are you just trying to get yourself some free pizzas?

>>149581720
I'm a licensed pizza evaluator trained in Orvieto Scalo

>>149580763 (OP)
Hi, i just met you
And this is crazy
But you're chikaner
So stop it maybe

>>149580956
>First time I've been to Brazil I was really confused about restaurants bringing ketchup and mayo when you order pizza
this isn't common here

>>149581084
>tobacco sauce
lol

>>149580763 (OP)
They're just having fun, chud.

>>149581639
That’s the point

>>149581506
Well when you guys discover vegetables you should try a Nebbiolo or Etna Rosso

>>149581894
pampas grass counts as a vegetable

>>149581894
>tfw went to sicily when I was 22 and didn't appreciate wine back then

>>149582226
The quality coming out of Sicily the past 5 years is the best I’ve ever seen it. Its still a good time to get into it, wine industry is struggling internationally so prices are still good.

>>149582355
I'll be in yurop in 2 weeks so I'll definitely try it if I stumble upon it.

https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4
Brazilians make the best pizza

>>149582562
Cope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4NpLw7tw8A

>>149582602
Sopa de pizza uma delícia

>>149582562
frango com catupiry uma delicia

>>149582652
https://youtu.be/YcCdF88JA-k
sopa de pizza is American

>>149582562
Uma delícia
>>149582602
You're the one coping

>>149582757
kek
disgusting

>>149582737
This.

>>149582861
do you have it too?

>>149581720
americans are the ideal judges of food because we just take everyone elses cuisine. most americans have tried the most delicious and cultured delicacies of the worlds best cuisines while also having tried some of the most garbage tasting slop known to man, we've gone through the full gamut of what man has to offer in the culinary realm

>>149582933
No but I've been to huehueland a lot and I loved it.

>captcha w0h00

>>149583012

I remember staying at a friends' place in France with a few argue friends and a yank family. For dinner, we decided to contribute each with something from our cuisine.
We chipped in with some asado and salsa criolla (and other stuff I can't remember) and the yank cooked some chicken completely covered in mayonnaise. It was tasty, not gonna lie but the whole process looked to me like some of the stuff I'd seen on YouTube channels like Epic Meal Time.
I'd never seen so much mayonnaise on something before.

>>149583012
Ask any chink spic or euro, foreign food in your country is nothing like at home. I don't touch chink or jap food here outside of a very very few and select restaurants

OMG!!!!!, I MEAN, OH MY HECKIN' GOSH
THEY ARE PUTTING KETCHUPRINO IN THE HECKIN' PIZZERINO?????????? HOW CAN THEY BE SO HECKIN' TROLLERINO!!!!! THIS IS HOW FOOTBALL RIVALRY SHOULD BE!!! FOOD WARS ARE THE BEST WARS!!!

>>149583492
Oy vey

>>149583492
I look like this and say this

>>149583341
chink here. its true, all chink food here taste like shit, especially those westernized abomination like panda express, but still there is some charm to this land and this very people, either pure idiocy or "freedom", as they call it, its not that bad. very often I find myself just enjoy a simple burger, like a simple burger.

>>149581059
must taste so good when you're shitfaced

>>149581021
>Tabasco
>Mexico

>>149584020
Tabasco
Mexico

>>149584220
La salsa Tabasco, a pesar de su nombre, es un producto estadounidense, no mexicano. Fue creada por Edmund McIlhenny en 1868 en Avery Island, Luisiana, EE. UU.. Aunque lleva el nombre del estado mexicano de Tabasco, fue allí donde se originaron los chiles que se utilizan en la salsa.

>>149584259
>donde se originaron los chiles que se utilizan en la salsa
so it's made using Mexican chilies and has a Mexican name but you claim it's not Mexican because it was made in America
By that logic Ngubus are actually French

>>149584319
Well, Luisiana was spanish so is a spanish sauce.

>>149580763 (OP)
Ketchup on pizza is more of a Rio de Janeiro thing.
Rio de Janeiro doesn't have good pizzas (with some very expensive exceptions), so they put ketchup in order to make them better.

I'm from São Paulo and when I went there I got legitimately puzzled by the ketchup on pizza too. Had the same reaction as Italians.

>>149581786
You may live in São Paulo, right? This is very common outside this state and I think your italian bloodline does not allow fun on pizzas.

When I lived in Cuba, we used to make condom pizza. We added flavored condoms to give texture and flavor. We were very hungry.

>>149581409
Buenos Aires is named after a church in Sardinia and your posest neighborhood is called Palermo. You eat fainà on pizza and your most famous team is nicknamed "the genoans". Amd now you think you are even better than italians at the game they taught you. Oedipal fantasies up the roof

>>149584637
>>149584725
>RJ
funny you mention that because the one time I saw someone do this he was a friend from Rio
I'm from the south though
so do they put ketchup on any pizza? even on a 4 queijos?

>>149584797
>Buenos Aires is named after a church in Sardinia
Not true.

>>149584797
We've perfected your inventions.
I thought we'd already settled this during LA FINALISSIMA.

>>149584637
>>149584816
i'm from rio and i don't pit ketchup on pizza only tasteless people do this
and we have a lot of good pizzarias too
don't talk about things you don't know

>>149584637
>>149584816
i'm from rio and i don't put ketchup on pizza only tasteless people do this
and we have many good pizzarias too
don't talk about things you don't know

>>149584816
They put ketchup in all their pizzas in Rio.

>>149584904
You mean winning world cups as host countries during a dictatorship? Yeah true you did that too

>>149584965
you're a are pathological liar
seek treatment i bet you're jewmeiras fan

Food is the biggest meme in history. I've been literally living strictly on tuna, eggs, milk beans, and koshary for a year and I've never felt strong and fitter
>inb4 nooo what about le taste and le pleasure
Hit the treadmill

>>149584965
you're a pathological liar
seek treatment i bet you're jewmeiras fan

>>149585085
Why are you denying what all Brazilians know?
You guys do eat pizzas with ketchup.

>>149581059
Pizzushi?!

>>149585223
some people eat it with ketchup and many others don't
not hard to understand

>>149581194
Argie pizza is a brick of dough with a ton of low quality cheese on top. I have a sweet tooth so your ice cream is ok, though.

>>149584797
riggi got schooled hard

Everyone in this photo is a seppo

>>149580763 (OP)
South America as a whole is very reddit, despite euros being gayer

>>149581194
>niggas think they invented caramel

"There are various stories about its origin. Some reports say it originated in Indonesia in the 6th century.[8] Argentine historian Daniel Balmaceda considers that it might have originated in the Philippines in the 4th century.[9] Later it would have been brought from the Philippines to Spain, and finally into Latin America.[8][9] Apocryphal stories also suggest it was brought to the Americas by important historical figures like Napoleon or Argentine general Juan Manuel de Rosas.[8]"

Brazilian pizza is what the world thinks Americans do to pizza. Show anyone a Brazilian pizza with whatever crazy toppings they have and most people would assume that it was from America because of our stereotype having crazy food combos. Yet you would never find anything like that here. The weirdest toppings we have are like banana or pineapple/bacon. Not mayonnaise, heart of palms, and tuna pizza. Americans would love this shit though and am surprised Brazilian pizza never got famous here besides Brazilian communities.

>>149585062

Imagine being this dead inside lmao

>>149581084
shitalians used to eat spaghetti with their hands until relatively recently.

>>149581194
>t. never been to italy

New York has better 'za than either place

>>149581021
>assumed it was the same in Mexico

Why? We're not as weird as you think. If you want spicy pizza just ask for jalapeno topping.

>>149580956
>Candy on pizza

Brazilians are like children. They had a post earlier about "hypothetical" 33 y/o Neymar eclipsing pele.

>>149593732
I've been to Italy twice for 3 weeks each time.

>>149593898
Where did you get "weird" from?
Also, you don't understand. Tabasco sauce isn't an ingredient that's put on pizza by default here in Japan, it's a seasoning you find at the table at most pizza places along with stuff like grated cheese or pepper, that you can choose to put on your slice if you want. The Dutch do a similar thing with Mayo, and as I later found out, Mexicans do a similar thing with Ketchup (and to a lesser extent Worcestershire sauce).
I had thought he idea of using Tabasco sauce in pizza in that way came from Mexico, but apparently that's not the case.

>>149580763 (OP)
>brazil fan is three shades whiter than the italians

>>149580763 (OP)
footie people are weird

I would have called ICE

>>149583518
every single time

>>149580763 (OP)
Let people have fun

>>149580763 (OP)
you shouldn't be putting ketchup anywhere it tastes like shit and takes out all the flavor from the dish worst sauce in the world only children like it

>>149580763 (OP)
I think if it's one of those pizzas with more cheese than tomato sauce? You might as well put on ketchup.

>>149580763 (OP)

i thought this was really creative and funny
its just a bit of bater, chill mate

>>149584637
I'm from Pernambuco and we put ketchup on Pizza here

>>149583256
That's bizarre. There is no America dish that is chicken covered with mayonnaise, and even by our standards that is disgusting. Sounds like you got mixed up with some autist.

>>149584319
It doesn't use Mexican chilies and never did. A plantation owner grew a bunch and used those to make a table sauce, which was then mass produced by a local banker. I dunno if they have to import the stuff today, but I kinda doubt it. Peppers grow pretty well in that part of the world.

>>149593898
>"hypothetical" 33 y/o Neymar eclipsing pele
This would be Kino

After all, this CWC was about 2 brazilian teams against 5 EUROPEAN TEAMS.

The 'Best Club of the World', Champion of the CWC 2025, using 12/32 slots of participation, the largest participation, of course will be an european team, right? Heh.

>>149581194
but which country has hotter women?

I like to eat this

>>149580763 (OP)
That's one of those awful 7-11 gas station pizzas. Cursed