>>149582236 (OP)
My Steelers :)

More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

mutthomo cranky!!!

(1/2)

>>149582268

SCOTT HANSEN NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

what is /nfl/ eating?

>>149582284
(2/2)
Puka bros, what's going on?

Brady will NEVER have the following:

• Won league MVP and Super Bowl MVP in the same season

• Only player to never miss a championship round in their 20s

• Only player to win 3 Super Bowl MVPs in their 20s

• Most pass TDs/yards per game of all time in 20s

• Only player to go to 7 straight AFCCGs or 5 Super Bowls in their 20s

• Only player to throw for 50 TDs and 5k yards in their 1st season

>>149582284
(2/2)
Why are women like this?

>>149582311
Mahomes will never have the following:

•Any postseason win against Tom Brady

•Respect

•good hair

>>149582284
>>149582330
BYU man caught in unsanctioned soaking incident

>>149582341
>win
He won a coin flip in overtime. Settle down.

daily reminder

>>149582284
>>149582330
LOL is this true. Puka is a cuck who will be forced to pay child support for another man's child. Stafford's cuck disease is spreading to the locker room.

how do I get a gf like this?

>>149582361
I notice how you didn't mention the other game where Mahomes scored zero (0) touchdowns and got blown the fuck out (something that would happen to him in multiple super bowls). Now why would that be?

>>149582392
reminder: the rams should have been in the owl and not the eagles but the reffies cooked the game for philly

>>149582421
>Non feminine transwomen behavior
Get some standards. You're hoping she has a 7 incher under that skirt aren't you, you Steelers fan.

>>149582330
If I was an NFL player instead of being scammed by gold-diggers I would just find a hot tranny and cum in its ass instead. 0% chance of being sued for child support if you only fuck ladyboys

Where have finding Ravens/Wions/Broncos gf with such appearance?

>>149582436
>>149582341
>>149582293
Mahomes had 5 different starters at LT in each Super Bowl.

The LT is the 2nd most important position in football.

Brady would never be able to win with this.

>>149582488
S-Skeeup...?

>>149582459
a penis is just an elongated clit

>>149582523
What's your team?

>>149582488
based and t-pilled

>>149582488
SKEEEEEEEEEEEYUPPPPPPP!! THEY AIN'T NO HOT TRANNYS DAWG THEY IS MALE NIGGAS!!!!!

>>149582543
dem birds

Love my Chiefies
Love my Nuggies
And that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold says so!

>>149582508
Brady's best WR was a jew manlet who was a converted qb

Mahomes would never be able to win with this

>>149582584
Julian Edelman wasn't Bradys best or 2nd best WR in his career you dumb cazzie

>>149582584
>WR
You don't know ball. The WR position isn't as important as LT.

>>149582597
He won all the owls without Moss or Welker. Which is kind of insane when you think about it

>>149582488
Prime OBJ could fuck any girl he wants yet he chooses twink bussy. There might be something to this bussy thing.

>>149582599
Maybe Mahomes should take less money so they can afford a decent tackle then

what did he mean by this?

>>149582657
Sucks for Welker, all that work he put in and no ring

>>149582694
Welker won 4 rings dumbass

Patty is still in the lead

>>149582682
Chiefs GM is a fraud being carried by Reid, Mahomes, and the former GM's picks. He had one fucking job in the last season and that was fixing the OL.

>>149582673
lol wut

>>149582723
Those stats are misleading since Peyton started on his rookie season so he has extra games.

And for the opposite reasons Rodgers stats are misleading since he was backup QB for multiple seasons so by the time he started he was a seasoned veteran.

>>149582673
the thought of bussy is better than actual bussy because it smells manly and you need to wear a condom if your bottom didn't do an enema

>>149582748
Odell Beckham Jr (WR) got caught on tape at one of Diddy's freak offs getting sucked off by Justin Beiber. The feds probably have the full sex tape.

Conor McGegor could fuck any girl he wants yet chooses bussy as well. There might be something to it.

>>149582723
Patty is 0-2 against Brady in the offs btw

>>149582284
>>149582330
Based. I bet she cheated on him with a BBC(Big Bronco Cock) and is probably having Bo's child.

>>149582723
>>149582580
Chiefs will get booty blast this season sadly. The OL situation got worse after Thuney left and every team is going to follow the Eagle's Super Bowl blueprint.

If the Chiefs were frauds why do they beat the fuck out of all the AFC and have 3 rangz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

*bang*

>>149582722
welker never won an owl, which is weird

>>149583003
I never said he won an owl. I said he won 4 rings which he did

>didn't know my roommate was gay
>brings this buff jock to our apartment for lunch
>thought it was his friend
>until I hear rythmic clapping and my roommate moaning
>not even gay but i jerked off to the sounds

ive lost control of my life

Mahomes has dominated his era the likes of which we've never seen, but if he had one nemesis it would probably be Vic Fangio.

When Mahomes got into the league he was putting up absurd numbers, Vic was the first coach to come up with a gameplan to slow him down which other teams copied. Mind you, as a HC he went 0-8 against Mahomes, but Mahomes was no longer a stat god.

In the Super Bowl his gameplan managed to shut down the Chiefs and will probably be used in 2025 by other teams.

>>149582937
based

>>149583115
Somehow this is still not the most gay thing I've heard from you raiders fans.

>>149583167
raiders fans can't out homo miami and atlanta fans since they have huge gay scenes and clubs everywhere

Does the post season not matter to these clowns?

Allen is 0-4.

>>149583223
Burrow is number one. Hershey Squirts isn't top five.

Milroe make ya melty?

>>149583223
>>149583261
>Super Bowl rings
Mahomes: 3
Josh, Lamar, Burrow, Jalen, Goff, Baker, Justin, Jayden, Dak: 1

>Super Bowl appearances
Mahomes: 5
Josh, Lamar, Burrow, Jalen, Goff, Baker, Justin, Jayden, Dak: 4

>Total MVPs both regular/owl
Mahomes: 5
Josh, Lamar, Burrow, Jalen, Goff, Baker, Justin, Jayden, Dak: 4

>Seasons with 50 TDs
Mahomes: 1
Josh, Lamar, Burrow, Jalen, Goff, Baker, Justin, Jayden, Dak: 0

>Seasons with 5k yards
Mahomes: 2
Josh, Lamar, Burrow, Jalen, Goff, Baker, Justin, Jayden, Dak: 0

>Seasons with 50 TDs
Mahomes: 1
Josh, Lamar, Burrow, Jalen, Goff, Baker, Justin, Jayden, Dak: 0

Didn't read

>>149583261
I agree that Jalen isn't top 5, but Burrow isn't top 3. He missed the playoffs in his prime while healthy. We can't imagine Allen, Mahomes, or Lamar missing the playoffs. We can't even imagine them losing in the wild card round.

Actual list
1. Mahomes
2. Allen
3. Lamar
4. Burrow
5. Jayden
6. Baker
7. Jalen
8. Goff
9. Herbert
10. Dak

>>149583456
Nobody who knows ball would rate bustin turdbert over Jalen Hurts so you've just admitted to not knowing ball

>>149583223
How the FUCK is JD5 still underrated?!

Never mind I was looking for Hurts not Jalen

>>149583484
Hurts is 7th
Herbert is 9th

Fix your glasses boomer.

>>149583497
People assume he will get worse once teams get tape on him just like what happened with CJ Stroud.
Speaking of which, putting Dak and Herbert on there instead of Stroud is a disgrace. Herbert has 0 playoff wins in 5 seasons. Stroud already has more than him.

herbet has 0 playoff wins in 5 seasons

fans finally gave up on the trevor lawrence meme, hope they do the same with herbert

Imagine losing a game where your opposition turned the ball over five times.

>>149583666
Aaron Rodgers 2014 NFCCG kek such a kino game

>262.5 million American Treasury notes
>Zero playoff wins in five seasons

DANIEL JONES JUST HAD MORE PLAYOFF WINS THAN JUSTIN HERBERT AND TUA TAGOVAILOA AGAIN!

>>149583632
no no no don't you see he throws a pretty looking ball so he MUST be better than 2022 all-pro and 2024 super bowl champion jalen hurts

EVERY POSTER ON /SP/ HAS THE SAME AMOUNT OF PLAYOFF WINS AS BUSTIN SHERBERT AGAIN

>>149583775
Bold of you to assume there aren't playoff winners shitposting here rn

>>149583812
Gronk seems like the type would would post here. AB as well.

Fuck Dallas btw

i;m thinkgen bout thos boyz again

>>149583830
The original coom and toom poster who kept saying coom to TB months before he signed with them felt like it could've been him

>>149582421
I'd suck >her cock.
My team is the Iggles, btw

>>149583555
It’s so fucking annoying, honestly. JD had an amazing season and people keep pretending he got bounced in the WC. People keep saying he’ll slump “because he just will, okay?!” With no justification for what about his game is weak and will be exploited now

>>149583870
That guy didn't post like AB does on Xitter.

>>149582488
Fucking trannies doesn't help either. Ask Dwight Howard how that turned out for him. They will blackmail and out you if you stop paying them off.

>>149584024
if a tranny tried to blackmail me, I'd suck her dick

So the Steelers gonna trade Watt or what?

>>149584048
More likely Micah Parsons gets traded mid season than Watt going anywhere.

>>149584045
we dem boyz

>>149583333
I still find it fucking funny Hurts won a ring before any of the other guys not named Mahomes, let alone appeared in more than them too

trade this bussy

I need an NFL related file name for this ASAP

>>149584104
Bo Nix during the playoffs.

>>149583223
>>149583261
>>149583403
I never got why Lamar was ranked so damn high since I see him as the worst QB in the playoffs akin to McNabb where he's only good in the regular season and then vanishes come playoffs 90 percent of the time. In baseball terms, he's like Kershaw minus the mickey mouse ring.

>>149584122
kek

>>149584091
It's almost like he has a super team surrounding him and is only asked to not fuck up too bad.

>>149584123
All those QBs are coming up short in the playoffs regardless of how they play. Allen and Burrow have 0 rings. At least Lamar is consistently playing at an MVP level in the regular season.

>>149583118
I'm pretty sure "assrape the OLine without blitzing a single time with one of the best DLines in the league" is much easier said than done

>>149584152
Vic's gameplan was basically this. I don't think your OL is good and I'm about to call your bluff.

I think other teams like the Bills showed the Chiefs OL too much respect and cost themselves an owl.

>>149584135
And even more hilarious only lteams like the Eagles or Chiefs can pull off and not like the Cowboys, Ravens, Bills, and Bengals. Hell, even the Commanders more likely to get it right than these jokers, and their owner is fucking Josh Harris haha.

>>149584149
And everyone knows regular season means nothing come playoffs, especially if you fail to win it all in said playoffs. The Eagles know this since they won their first super bowl by getting hot the right moment in time after losing Wince to his mental career ending ACL tear. Seriously how did Brady and the Patriots lose to that (hard mode, no Fat Patricia and Butler benching.)

It's not that Pat Mahomes is a "bad" Quarterback necessarily, it's just that I don't respect him because he allows his wife to blow other dudes

>>149584245
>Imagine paying for a guy to roll around with your wife while you're thousands of miles away playing football. What did he think would happen.

>>149584234
you don't get better examples of a team of destiny than the 2017 Eagles
many, if not every, players had their career peaks playing out of their minds like they were on a mission from God Himself with Foles being imbued with the power of the Holy Spirit
lockerroom cohesion and morale, a very underrated and overlooked variable of winning and losing teams, was at an all time high as well

Matthew Stafford's Wife Kelly Apologizes to His College Teammate for Sharing Dating Story

In college she broke up with Mathew and slept with his backup QB to make him jealous. Stafford would see her car parked outside their dorm at night. He most likely masturbated to her moans and ass clap sound.

>>149584414
I'll never understand why rich, famous niggas put up with this behavior.

>Brady gets better in the Super Bowl
>Mahomes gets worse
can't explain that

>>149584413
>>149584234
Eagles fans can sleep well at night knowing they have wins over the Patriots and Chiefs dynasty. But they will return to being a poverty franchise.

We might finally see Mahomes when he's serious. His career has been too successful for him to go into tryhard mode until now.

Allen is ranked as the best player despite him beating him 4 times and he got bootblast in the owl, the disrespect has to end.

>>149584234
Eagles played well that game and heemed Brady’s favorite target in the first half. I also don’t think the pats defense took Foles seriously enough.

How bout dem boyz?

>>149584476
>Regular season
Mahomes 102.1
Brady: 97.2

>Playoffs
Mahomes 105.4
Brady: 89.8

Mahomes is a rare QB who gets better in the playoffs, Brady gets significantly worse. Not to mention Mahomes is the only QB with a winning record when trailing by 7 or more, Brady is sub .400 in this regard. So he's more clutch as well.

>Super Bowl
see >>149582508

>Why does Brady's passer rating get worse in the playoffs?

Hurts is a Super Bowl riser

This little nigga is fucking fast

>>149584575
Easy to do when you have have a stacked roster. If we did a pick-up game and we could both draft players from the Chiefs and Eagles, we would both be fighting over Eagles players.

My Rammies :)

>>149584586
So is Troy Franklin he's just gotta get better catching shit. Was a rough year 1 for him

>>149584646
>Not a home grown QB
>Fake fair weather fans who allow other teams to take over their stadium
>QB's wife cucked him in college
Your team has no SOVL.

>>149584696
At least he knows the girls are all his kek exact same face

>>149584586
Hes a burner who's going to get better. It'll be interesting to see what the new rookie Bryant can do and if hes good enough to keep mims in the slot that would be ideal

>>149584719
I dunno, take a close look at this pic >>149584414, if you ignore the hair those two look like brothers. Both plap'd his wife in the dorm rooms back in the day

>>149584729
Broncos don't need much from Bryant. If he does end up being a baller that's great but adding a legitimate receiving threat at TE (Engram) and developing an actual run game are far more important this season. Trautman and Javonte Williams played way too many key snaps in 24. Ran like they were wading through mud

>>149584586
>>149584729
Bo Nix spent a long time in college and is old unlike Caleb and Stroud so you won't see much improvements. His cheap rookie contract is wasted by the Russel Wilson debacle.

Even their elite defense is overrated since it relies on turnovers which is unsustainable unlike the Chiefs which held teams to low scores without turnovers.

My Chiefs were nice enough to allow the Broncos into the playoffs and they blew their chance. They won't be getting another.

>>149584696
>Save Stafford from football mediocrity
>Stadium and city so nice it's a football mecca
>You have cuck fantasies
You wouldn't know the first thing about SOVL

>we let them rape us

Lol that's some serious gay shit nigger

>>149582508
>Eric Fisher
Pro Bowler
>Mike Remmers
5 year starter
>Orlando Brown Jr.
4x Pro Bowler
>Donovan Smith
9 year starter
>Joe Thuney
2x All-Pro

>>149584679
I root for Tory Franklin but honestly I don't think he's going to last very long unless he fixes that issue

Russell Wilson spent 5 years in college btw same as Bo Nix did. if you think a player can't improve my much because of how long they spent in college you're not just autistic you're low IQ

>>149584849
>please don't rape me for another 30 years, big horse man

Do you niggas want Rams fanbase to be like the Lakers and Dodgers? They're fine just the way they are

>>149584886
>Eric Fisher
They won an owl with him.
>Mike Remmers
He was not the starter on the Chiefs, he only played because 4 other starters on the OL got injured in the tampa owl flukebowl.
>Orlando Brown Jr.
They won a Superbowl with him. Chiefs should have kept him but they got into a contract dispute.
>Donovan Smith
He was old and washed but the Chiefs won an owl with him. Should have tried resigning him but for whatever reason they didn't. No team wanted him btw so he didn't play in 2025.
>Joe Thuney
He is a career guard. Chiefs went through 4 starters at the left tackle in 2024. Thuney being moved caused other issues on the OL.

It's funny, when Mahomes has a semi competent left tackle he never loses a playoff game. Coincidence?

regular season passer rating
>Brady: 97.2
>Mahomes: 102.1

super bowl passer rating
>Brady: 97.7
>Mahomes: 86.9

Brady won a Super Bowl with the 31st ranked pass blocking offensive line, if you didn't know.

>>149584599
Is it really that easy? I know you’re too young to remember McNabb giggling and puking on the biggest stage but did you start following football before or after Goff and Matt Ryan shit the bed in the owl?

>>149584945
Mahomes superbowl stats aren't even that bad if you exclude the tampa owl where 4 starters were out on the OL. He played great despite running for his life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdBP6jDOkWY

>His stats are good if you exclude the games where he was atrocious
damn that's crazy

>>149584964
Did Brady win a super bowl with a career guard playing the left tackle position?

Did Brady win a super bowl with 4 starters out on the OL?

Oh he didn't, why am I not surprised.

Did Brady ever lose a Super Bowl before halftime?

Oh he didn't, why am I not surprised.

Pat Mahomes still hasn't beaten the paedophile allegations

>>149585017
Belichick never gets blown out.

wtf bros why did his oline make him miss the open receiver

>>149585017
>lose a Super Bowl before halftime
The game wasn't over until it was over. You're talking about a player who had an .800 win rate when trailing in playoff games. Chiefs fans rolled their eyes and were yawning when we fell behind since we're so used to the comeback wins. It wasn't until the 2nd half turnover that we got concerned.

>>149585061
The receiver couldn't get to his spot since the OL didn't buy him enough time. You don't know ball.

>NOOOO BRO 3 SECONDS IN THE POCKET AGAINST A BLITZ IS NOT ENOUGH TIME BRO HE NEEDS MORE TIME
You don't know ball. Don't @ me again.

>>149585092
You have to cherry pick Super Bowl games since everything else on his resume is pristine. Sad. I'd rather my QB get blown out in the owl than in the regular season like Brady did which made him miss the playoffs in his 20s. Nobody here even knows the name of those bums who sent Brady home. We all know Jalen's name.

Jackson Mahomes would win just as many games as Pat would with that Chiefs roster. The most carried QB we've ever seen since Troy Aikman

>is losing by 25 in a Super Bowl
>wins anyway
Patty Machoke could not, would not, will not

>>149585139
Chiefs had 1 playoff win since 1994 before he got there.

Meanwhile the Patriots went to two Super Bowls in a similar time span before Brady got there. Brady literally had super bowl caliber team mates who played in the 1996 owl.

>posts Nick Wright screen shots as is arguments

LOL

>>149585144
He was down 0-24 in a playoff game and won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R1s1wv5y5g

>>149585144
team sport, retard

24 is less than 25 lol

>>149585182
Read the post again before you reply with your stupid ass shit. I know it's hard for you Missouri folk but you can do it.

>>149585193
>The kiwi can do grade school arithmetic.
Wow.

Didn't read

>>149585139
Give Peyton Manning Belichick's defense and he'd be sitting on 8 rings.

Brady = Defense baby, never won without a top 10

Didn't read that either

Video of Andy Reid taking the heat for Brett Favre and getting chewed out by Mike Holgrem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eRZ-Sfzm-yQ

Thought it was neat.

>>149585232
That's interesting, why did he go 1 and done in 2005, 2007 and 2012 then?

>>149585168
He's the most accurate sports show hosts.

I will now predict the NFC East:

Commanders 13-4
Eagles 10-7 (wildcard)
Giants 8-9
Cowboys 3-14 (kwab of the season)

>>149585264
He said Bo Nix was a reach lol he's the same as any talk show host just listens to what others say and rewords it to sound like his own takes. He clearly never watched more than two games of Bo Nix in college and simply read what Dane Brugler or some other retard wrote about him and rolled with it. Can't respect any faggot too lazy to do his own research

>>149585252
Brady is lucky for getting a young HC. Mahomes will only get a few more years with Reid.
>>149585261
Defense doesn't explain everything but it definitely helps. The data backs this up.

Even in the "offense era" teams with the best D are winning owls.

Bo Nix sucks. lost every big time game last year.

Ramdgers

Bo Nix won more games than Pat "too shit to be a full time starter year 1" cuckatini did as a rookie lol that means he's on pace to have a better career than him

>>149585339
>Defense doesn't explain everything but it definitely helps
except when it's Brady we're talking about, right?

>>149585330
You didn't pay attention. He said Bo Nix was the rookie QB most likely to trick fools like yourself into thinking he's great.

Bo Nix and Purdy spent a longer time in college so they're more of a finished product, thus Nick predicted he would look better than other rookies.

He won't have the same upside as a Caleb who played half the games and is 2 years younger.

>>149585232
Give 39yo Manning that Chiefs offensive line and the broncos still win that owl

>>149585371
Nick Wright word for word said
"in my opinion and others massively overdrafted Bo Nix" fucking dumbass lol

>>149585387
He has more experience and knows how to read defenses. I unironically think he would outplay some of the modern QBs even in his current age. Just shoot him up with more HGH and give it a shot.

>>149585367
A player not starting has more to do with the team situation. Rodgers would have started if his starting QB wasn't Brett Farve.

So the Kiwi is a Broncos fan?

>>149585324
I’m expecting Daniels to get some nasty refball this season. Roger won’t allow back2back division winners

>>149585406
Sean Payton was the only schizo obsessed with Bo Nix. Nobody else gave a shit about him so you could have picked him up later in the draft. Payton got FLEECED. Pretend like you know ball. Nobody wanted Nix.

>>149585422
He's a shitposter like the webm schizo. They are teamless gypsies who only come here to talk bad about other teams.

>>149585445
You are an idiot if you think the QBless Raiders were going to let Nix go by on the very next pick.

Bo Nix was 1-8 against teams above .500

>>149585422
Ravens since I was a kid. Wions and Broncos are just teams I like because of Goff and Nix

>>149585445
You realise evaluating a player, saying said player is going to be good and then that player being good shows that someone knows ball right? If I was "pretending" to know ball like you claim I would've been sucking off Caleb Williams like everyone else was in March-April last year. Fucking retard

Michael Penix Jr is gonna revive the Falcons

>>149585420
manning couldn’t throw the football 10 yards and still won a Super Bowl with backup offensive lineman

Penix and Nix are about the same age as Hurts

>>149585477
Teams wanted Nix but he's not 1st round pick level of wanting. Only Payton wanted him that badly.
>Raiders
The same Raiders that have been in need of a franchise QB yet went multiple drafts without addressing the issue? Those Raiders and their >black GM. LOLOLOLOLOL

>>149585510
No way they were going to draft a QB(in the first round) while Carr was still on the team.

>>149585487
Nix has an offensive minded HC. If he joined the Bears he would have been in the same shitshow Caleb is in. The only thing they got wrong was overrating the Bears roster.
>You realise evaluating a player, saying said player is going to be good and then that player being good shows that someone knows ball right?
Nix isn't good. He's alright for his age. The dude is like 25 years old and played 5 seasons in college. Don't compare him to Caleb who played half the games and is only 23.

Check the date, faggot. The Kiwi was right about Bo Nix over Caleb Williams. The Bears and every "draft expert" who sucked off Caleb yet ignored Bo was wrong lmfao

>>149585551
Are you referring to yourself in the third person?

>claiming victory after a single rookie season
jfc you retards never learn

>>149585551
You're not right about shit. If the Broncos called the Bears to trade QBs they would laugh and hang up the phone. Caleb isn't as good as Nix but he has more upside and everyone knows this. Nix is a finished product, there's not as much room for him to grow.

>She still seething about not getting Bo Nix

>>149585483
The new Dak?

>>149585619
The White "Black Kirk Cousins"?

Caleb is /weakmind/ and /bitchmade/ it doesn't matter what the Bears put around him. The only time he actually looked decent was going no huddle because then he could do his run around nigger jungle spear chuck jigaboo plays. He's a mental midget like most Americans. Tyson Bagent will probably be starting games for them by November

Can you schizos please stop it with the rambling and get back to bussy posting?

>>149585642
>Caleb is /weakmind/ and /bitchmade/
He cut his wrists and got looney binned by his parents?

>>149585665
Have you denounced the Talmud yet?

DAMN THAT'S CRUNCHY

>>149585606
for me it’s the jennyfag thinking the raiders would get aaron rodgers

>>149585640
The Alex Smith of Gardner Minshews

no threepeat?

>>149585716
Here he comes, back to the thread to puke up over 9000 excuses

>>149585699
remember that offseason when xhe shilled jimmy garoppolo every single day just for him to be immediately annihilated?
good times

>>149585642
>>149585551
>>149585606
Bo Nix is yet another scam by Sean "dick lips" Payton.

This thug should have been banned for life after bountygate where he offered bounties to players who injured opponents.

Without Brees carrying him he got exposed as a fraud and was forced out.

When he took over Hackett's job he said he did the worst coaching job he's ever seen, and then proceeded to have a worse record than Hackett.

So then he turned Russel Wilson into the fall guy and threatened to bench Wilson if he didn't redo his contract which is illegal. He kicked Wilson out and left them with hundreds of millions in dead salary cap which fucks over the team.

>Nix
He knew the team owners were pissed so he drafted Nix who he knew had low upside but was the most developed rookie who he could win games with as a rookie. Bo Nix is a finished product, he will never reach hall of fame levels. Payton will use him as the fall guy in 4 years and move on to a new QB.

>>149585788
Wilson sucks

>>149585831
If wilson sucked Payton shouldn't have taken the HC job. Payton lied to the Broncos owners and told them he could win with Wilson. Then proceeded to use Wilson as a fall guy. When Nix comes up short he can lie and say it's because he's young and needs more years.

>>149585863
Payton knew nix was draftable next year and tanked for him cause he personally knows him. Russlel is a little bitch who didnt like Denver and didnt even like the football culture like he had issues with IN COM PLETE fuck that little ho

How many games are (you) going to attend this year?

>>149585923
0 lmao

>>149585934
say sike rn

>>149585882
>he had issues with IN COM PLETE fuck that little ho
The shitheads in the crowd chanting that are writing checks their team can't cash.

Mahomes is not someone to fuck with, he has a 2nd gear he goes to when he's heated. Raiders were blowing them out 17-0 then Crosby disrespected him and Chiefs blew them out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMJcxDIOXes

That crowd is why my Chiefs had a win streak over them dating back to the Obama administration which wasn't broken until Mahomes flu game.

>>149583279
Will you kys when he washes out of the league in 3 years?

>>149585953
Davis is not getting a cent from me until the quality of the product on the field improves.

>>149585716
Next year

IN---COM---PLETE!

>>149585923
Season opener, Niners @ home, Bakey reunion game.

>>149585981
Should have stayed with Gruden

unironically just got done fapping to a guy sucking off a black tranny, as long as I only do this once a year you guys can't label me as gay. let's talk about my Raiders

>>149586168
Please take them back, they belong in Oakland

>>149586015
What happened in 2024? You forgot to include 2024 :^)

>>149586224
Mahomes and half the Chiefs locker room got the flu.
There was articles the week prior speculating Mahomes wouldn't even play that game.

Oy gevalt the flu!! Not the heckin flu!!!!

Best win rate against a division since merger.

Next time somebody beats me at anything I'll just claim I have the flu and I'm on my 4th Left Tackle and I was called for a 5 yard penalty therefore spiritually I'm the victor :^)

>the webm schizo will spam 20 webms when he sees this

I have the smallest dick in this thread.

>>149586405
Ahahahahahahahaha what a fucking rookie mistake. This is who I'm supposed to rate over Bart Starr?? No way

>>149586397
>7'5 inches.
Nobody is toping that.

B A L L K N O W E R T R V K N U K E:

An old rookie qb is not a terrible thing. The optimal window for an team to win the owl is during their ape commander's rookie contract. A rookie that has played a year or two longer in college has had an extra year to mature, learn, and shake out his youthful retardation. From the perspective of the drafting team, it is much better for a rookie to perform better under his rookie contract in exchange for having a shorter NFL career.

>>149586429
Is that you, brandon weeden?

>>149586429
Bo Nix is older AND won't get the benefits of a rookie contract. I'd be pissed if I got drafted to the Broncos with all their dead salary cap money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZReketvtKs

>>149586429
Older rookies at almost every position is preferable. I think the positions that rely heavily on physical profile over intelligence+maturity (Defensive End and Running Back) are the only time going younger is better. It's merely a tiebreaker but seems proven through history. Bill Parcells Quarterback rules is actually one of the reasons I was higher on Jalen Hurts than almost everyone in 2020. He ticked every box yet people just wanted to rip him because "Saban benched him" lmfao like Saban was some infallible master Quarterback evaluator

>>149586418
this troon i was friends with on discord had an 8 incher. I miss her.

>>149586657
how did you learn >her dick size?

How someone can be a fan of a mutt that has zero personality, fakes injuries, and tries to bait penalties all the time is beyond me. I can’t think of a positive or likable trait about that dude.

Have you guys heard Joe Burrow talk?

That nigga got SUGAR in his tank.

>>149586928
What does that mean

>>149586928
This fag targets other fags. He's a fag.

>>149586959
He's light on his feet

>>149586928
He doesn't seem gay whatsoever lmfao look at his body language not just his voice inflection

>>149587001
>responding to dumb frogs
kill your family

>>149586959
he gardens uphill

>>149587001
>>149587028
I'm not picking up what you're putting down

>>149587094
pick up this bussy

>Yo what's up Josh Allen how's the wife doing??
>OH N-

Big Rape's fat ass would have a better record than Gayron will
SNAP

>>149586397
only 1 way to find out
>>149586418
I talked to Jerry and he said yours is way bigger you fucking liar

>>149586928
Joey Zest

>>149587130
wtf is a cooze?
>>149586898
josh allen baits penalties too with the late slides

Which current NFL players are certifiably real ones who burn local while keeping it gully?

>>149587344
>wtf is a cooze?
sybau

>>149587344
cooze is pussy how have you never heard that saying?

>>149587368
sybau will never become a thing

>>149587379
sybau

>>149587397
ywnbaw

>>149587379
I'm in my late 30s and never heard of cooze, I've heard of coochi.
Cooze must be zoomer speak.

>>149587130
Josh bros, our response?

>>149587421
Slang cycles. I use tail and chase tail a lot because of The Warriors and most people have no idea what I'm talking about kek

>>149587424
You guys mock Mahomes. I would never be okay with my girl getting that friendly with someone.

Every time Mahomes is down by 10, a yellow flag magically appears like it’s a scripted anime arc. Man’s the first QB to enter the league with a built-in cheat code: Refball.exe.

Gets bailed out on phantom roughing the passer calls, DPI that didn’t happen, and “offsides” that only the Chiefs don’t commit. You’d think Arrowhead was a courtroom the way the refs defend him.

His O-line does get called for holding sometimes, sure — but they know they can get away with it more often than not. It's part of the strategy. Grab, clutch, drag a guy to the turf... odds are the refs swallow the whistle if it protects the golden boy.

Can’t score a TD in a Super Bowl? No problem — refs will spot you 3.

Mahomes fans love to cry about him being the GOAT, but forget he needed more officiating help than Brady and LeBron combined just to stay afloat. This man ain’t a quarterback, he’s a trust fund baby of the NFL rulebook.

>>149587484
>His O-line does get called for holding sometimes, sure — but they know they can get away with it more often than not. It's part of the strategy. Grab, clutch, drag a guy to the turf... odds are the refs swallow the whistle if it protects the golden boy.
Everyone holds in the new NFL

>>149583632
This is the year. He's gonna show you all

>>149587476
People show you who they are with their actions. Josh Allen is going to learn the hard way

>>149587476
Idk why Mahomes allows it desu

>>149587591
>RUN KEKEST RUN

>>149587492
You know ball

>>149584447
The more clever succubi attach themselves to prospective pros before they've even made any money so it seems like they actually care about them. Then when the dude makes his money and could have any woman he wants he decides to stay loyal because unlike women, men are actually capable of moral behavior. Then, by the time he realizes what an absolute hooer their wife is they have a couple kids and a house and a divorce would be insanely expensive and become tabloid fodder so most won't do it unless their wife initiates it.

When your income is 500 times what your spouse earns, perversely, *they* they have all the leverage. That's why all these athletes' wives want to be wives and not girlfriends, they play a long con and continually pressure these guys in subtle and not so subtle ways until they just give in. And once you're on the hook, it's ogre.

>>149584546
>>Super Bowl
see >>149582293

>mum said it's my turn to start for the Chiefs

>mfw it's a Rams-Bengals SB rematch but Cincy upsets the script

>>149585182
24 is not 25 and a playoff game is not the super bowl.

One of the many reasons everyone hate Mahomesfags is because you're a bunch of disingenuous bitches who can't just acknowledge a plain fact if it undermines the mutt in any way. But I guess the question is why I even even expect integrity from a fanbase that's 90% bandwagon cunts. In a few years when Mahomes still hasn't won any more titles and continues to put up fairly average numbers because Kelce has retired, you will all just disappear and find another fad to latch onto. And NFL discussions across the world will be better for it.

mina

>>149587777
based if true

>>149587810
4/10 in my country

>>149587810
hand crafted by god for big herbo COCK

>>149587796
>24 is not 25
Wow! A 1 point difference.
>and a playoff game is not the super bowl.
Playoff games are win or go home. It's no different from a game of russian roulette where there's really only two outcomes: live or die. The pressure is the same since there's only two outcomes: win or go home.

>>149587902
NFL games are nothing like Russian roulette you autist

B
U
S
S
Y

>>149587924
I'm saying there's no difference between the pressure you experience in the wildcard, divisional, or Super Bowl since there's only two potential outcomes: win or go home.
>NFL games are nothing like Russian roulette you autist
If we played Russian roulette tell me this, are you going to feel more (or less) pressure each time you press the trigger? You know there's only two outcomes: life or death. Thus you'll be scared shitless regardless of what round of Russian roulette we're on. There are no do overs in that game neither are there in the playoffs.

You don't die when you lose an NFL game. There's always more chances. If anything there's more pressure when you get older which is why what Brady did at 43 was so impressive. Context matters

>>149587944
bussy push

>>149587988
>You don't die when you lose an NFL game. There's always more chances.
That has nothing to do with a Super Bowl having more pressure than a divisional round.
Keep up with the convo kiwi. This anon >>149587796 implied coming back from 25 points in the super bowl is more impressive than coming back in the playoff game and I'm arguing there's no difference. The pressure you feel in all post season games is the same.

Either everything matters or nothing matters

>>149587944
on;/nfl/, no one knows that I look better as a girl

>>149588065
Based

What is the sport for the man who hates the United States, hates the July 4th, hates sports that are popular in the United States, hates Donald Trump, and wants a totally anti-American sport?

>>149588065
I'm super straight but I would fuck this anon.

>>149588078
You've been doing this slightly altered shit post for years nigger cmon man!

>>149588065
Forgot to post with your trip Temujin

>>149587810
Her Seahawks and her Chargers

>a playoff game is not the super bowl
A super bowl is a playoff game though

>skibidi mahomes is the heckin goodest boy quirk chungus QB of the boofin mlenFL

>>149587810
>>149587886
>>149588117
sex

ugly chinks shouldn't talk ball

>>149587810
I didn't know she had legs like that.

>>149587130
is that movie good or is it goislop?

>>149588478
Only seen scenes/shorts not the whole thing so can't say

>>149587676
This. It was the norm for athletes to have a wife and kids and sleep around with other women. Now that shit ended because of social media

>>149588633
A healthy Lions team would have booty blast the iggles.

How do you feel about your QB, coach, and roster?
Will this season be any different from the last?

>>149588656
We empowered women too much and the social media attention culture did not help. You used to be able to #MeToo bitches and they would keep quiet about it. Women knew that celebrities and athletes slept around and didn't go crazy if they caught them cheating.

>>149588094
Imagine the smell.

>>149588937
and there it is

Taylor Swift is for women

fuck the iggles

>>149588964
Women will want to fuck Kelce just for a chance to sniff his dick to see what Taylor Swift smells like. Taylor's fans are a cult.

>>149585487
Why does Lamar put up MVP stats in the regular season but then jobs in the post season?
I don't follow enough Ravens games to know what is happening. Are they letting him run in the regular season and taking it away in the post?

>>149588822
The shit I used to get away with in my old job ober 10 years ago as a restaurant lead. Godamn. I'd take some girls in the back and choke them and bite them and they loved it. Their instinct would kick in and they would "compete" for me. I'd kill to go back in time. Those were the best years of my life.

>>149589083
I remember that, I used to work there too. I remember everyone would be cheering you on as you scored with all the women at the same time. And the owner was so impressed that he gave you a huge raise and part ownership.

>>149589102
That didn't happen but I did have sexual tension with the milf manager. And

>>149588798
Best QB since Derek Carr.
Best head coach since Jon Gruden.
Offense looks good all-around but defense has question marks all over the back seven.
Basically gonna be classic Carr Era Raiders all over again: good offense and terrible defense. Probably go 7-10, but there's a path to 9-8.

>>149582236 (OP)
god i can't wait for redzone
what new ads are they cramming into it this year?

>>149589083

>>149589148
I would never. There was a girl who I know for sure liked me but I never did it with her because she was super shy and timid.

>>149589119
Your QB and coach are too old.
>>149589083
is it true girls get wet even when they are being raped?

>>149588656
>choose to be single by divorcing your husband
>cry about how hard it is to be a single mom as if you didn't create that situation yourself

>But he was cheating!
>And abusive!

99.9999% of the time, the guy is cheating because his wife treats him like shit and withholds sex as a bargaining chip, and every woman who's ever been divorced makes nebulous claims of abuse which usually means one time after she slapped him and pushed him and screamed in his face for 20 minutes he touched her arm once or something. Women lie instinctively

>>149589292
all of that is true but to be fair, the majority of times kids would choose to stay with their mom rather than their father. Mostly because the father is out working and don't spend as much time with their children.

>>149588798
>How do you feel about your QB,
I could not possibly feel any better. He's going to be the greatest QB of all time
>coach,
I like Quinn, he does a good job
>and roster?
Definitely some concerns. Hopefully the O-line is a lot better this year and the run game can improve with it. Obviously I worry about the defense. The pass defense was really good last year (IIRC it was top 5) so if the run defense can even be mediocre, >we should be a very good team
>Will this season be any different from the last?
100%. This year we have to beat the fraud allegations. If we can win the division an/or win a playoff game, I'll be totally happy

>>149589290
Pete Carroll is young at heart and 34 isn't very old for a QB. I'm thinking there will be lots of 31-27 type games (probably mostly losses).

Given the recent advances in medicine, do you think we will see a woman in the NFL in the next 20 years?

>>149589577
Rin Nakai could've been a good free safety.

>>149589683
And definitely a tight end.
But seriously, no I don't think it will ever happen.

>>149589688
>tight end
I see what you did there.

I had a nightmare, my Raiders were about to win the Super Bowl, then our QB's pants fell off and his dick was exposed. I woke up with a huge erection and couldn't fall back asleep until I masturbated.

>>149590409
Sounds like an MVP performance.

Coach Primate.......... junior

>>149587777
ur a knower

*Ruins NFL contracts forever in your path*

>>149593296
You think Drew is part Jewish?

Jalen Hurts has a $95m dead cap hit in 2029 as well

>>149593574
Explain what this means to an idiot like myself

Happy 4th of July bros

>>149593770
As things stand, the Eagles will be literally unable to field a team in 2029

This year can't possibly be worse than last year, right? Go niners!

>>149593885
not with how easy your schedule is. even a mccaffrey injury cant keep you out of the playoffs

>>149593885
Would you be okay with a one and done? That's technically better.

>>149593574
>he still thinks the cap is real

>>149594212
t. Saints Front Office

>>149589577
No but I have to fuck them first just to be sure
They might pass the test

>>149594157
>one and done?
but enough about your sister

>>149594372
their fuckup was doing what they did right before the first time in NFL history where the cap went down
go look up what's going to happen in 2030 with the NFL media rights deal and what it can mean for the cap
there's a reason why a large chunk of the players' contract go until '29 and it's not just the Eagles doing it

>>149587777
>pretending cincy is going anywhere with that swiss cheese defense
bungles offense is gonna have to average 50 points to even make it past the wild card

>>149594611
lol like you'd know what to do with a vagina if it was ever presented to you willingly

>>149594619
That'll mitigate it. But you still have to pay it. You can only kick the can down the road so far.

>>149593574
These numbers are fake news (see attached image of Saquon's real contract numbers, for example).

>>149595034
learned from your mom

>>149583333
Herbert had a season with 5k yards

how many streaming services do we need to sign up this season to watch every game?

uh, is everything okay there virginia?

and what of good carson wentz?

>>149595752
still a backup
still mindbroken

Is my boy Rattler going to be QB1 this season?

>>149588798
One more week 3 Tampa road loss and I’m crashing out big time

>>149595819
>Just had a Super Bowl win and still can't be happy
Sad!

>>149595763
still a super bowl champion

which fanbase is the most delusional going into the new season?

>>149595859
>dumb frogposter
there's your answer

>>149595881
Take your pick of whatever NFCN team

>>149595900
But the Lions are clearly the frontrunners to not only win the division but to get the #1 seed

>>149595635
Yes

>>149596003
Philly is, followed by the Niners. Niners are bout to be so fugazi ong

imaging paying to watch the nfl... lmaoooo

>>149596003
lol no

>>149596035
isn't Sunday ticket and YouTube tv the same showing all the Sunday games?

>>149596046
Philly lost key contributors while Detroit is now healthy again

>niners

now you're just fucking with me

>>149596003
>Lions lost both coordinators and Ragnow
Yeah Lions might be the most delusional

>>149596167
>coordinators

the HC is all that matters. see bill, reid, and mcvay still being elite despite having their coordinators poached every year

>>149596279
and then there's this dipshit

>>149596279
Reid I great no doubt but his DC has carried them hard

I think my niners are going to surprise some of you faggots B)

>>149596625
I predict the Niners end up 3rd in the division, behind the Rams and Cardinals. Seahawks gonna be super mega ass with Darnold.

>>149591654
there it is

>>149596094
Look for yourself.

>>149596625
Don't know how I feel yet. I am optimistic about having Saleh back, the easy schedule and the first time they've had a positive rest day differential in years. But the team has to rely so much on rookies and rookies always get hurt. It's nice having Trent and CMC back for sure. I feel that we can get 10 wins but we're only a twisted ankle away from being a 6 win team again. No depth

>>149596279
Ah yes the prolific Dan Campbell coaching tree that continues to endure the loss of so many great football minds over the years

>>149596908
and the betting markets had the choofs winning the owl

>>149582550
Fucking hot

>>149597057
>Lions are frontrunners
>Just in my head though!
Not how that works bud

>>149597058
what's your team?

bet on this bussy

>>149596908
Look for this bussy.

>>149596279
>shits the bed in big games like Andy Reid
>ratfucker coordinators betraying him the first chance they take Bill
>can’t get Goof to function like McVay
Maybe by 2040 Campbell will have as many coordinators poached from him as Sirianni already has (both hired in 2021 btw)

>>149597251
I’m a Justin Herbert fan, why?

Brady does not have highlights like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm4Abimn-aY

Shut the fuck up idiot

This is still the most crazy TD I've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_dC5QwLclc

>>149597451
Stop talking to yourself its not healthy

>>149582330
>>149582284
PuKEK NacuKEK bros?

>>149596311
>Reid I great no doubt but his DC has carried them hard
Chiefs were dominating the league back when their defense was average.
>>149596279
>>149597327
Reid's offensive coordinator Matt Nagy is hurting the team. Everything he knows he learned from Reid so in the Super Bowl when Reid is out of answers the team is fucked, Chiefs should get an OC from another coaching tree who could help out in those situations. I want Kliff Kingsbury.

bundlerooski

>He's still upset we sent his team home crying in the playoffs in 2023.

>>149596003
>>149596279
See you Nov 9

>>149597851
fumblerooski

>>149597890
I like Jayden and the commies but Lions had a lot of players injured.
I dunno if they beat a healthy Lions team even with Goff choking the ball away.

>>149597890
>you

>>149597889
gonna be real sad seeing you have to settle for "best QB in his 20s of all time" down the line
that is unless you just act like this autistic posting spree you went on never happened in a few years

>>149597923
Yeah, I actually expect it to be one of our 3 minimum losses. Still, imagine...
>>149597925
Yes, you. I am tracking your location as we speak

I want to establish a new alliance between Chiefs, 49ers, and Commanders. The Eagles fans showed how classless they were after the Super Bowl. Our bromance has ended.

>>149597798
Matt Nagy is retarded, you’re not wrong about that.

>>149597975
Mahomes had the best 20s of all time. What makes you think this trend won't continue into his 30s?

His playstyle does not rely on rushing, he had less rush yards than Purdy yet went to the Super Bowl.

My Chiefs will not win in 2025 due to the owl curse but 2026 we're right back in it.

>>149598027
Fuck it, man. I don't hate anyone outside of Philly and Dallas

>>149598027
Bromance ended a year ago when best Kelce retired

>>149598088
>Matt Nagy is retarded
The perfect example of this is the Chiefs offense from 2022 (Bienemy) to 2023 (Naggy). Despite having an identical roster they went from arguably the best offense of all time to an average offense. In 2022 Mahomes:
• Set the all time record of total yards
• Won MVP and Super Bowl MVP
• Threw for 5k yards and 41 TDs
In 2023 he's a Brady style defense baby.

I'm on pace

>>149598204
>Dallas
I could never hate Dallas. They're such clowns. I just hate how mainstream media forces them down our throats since they bring in a lot of ratings.

Cowboys winning the division and being one and doned in the playoffs again. Digits confirm.

>>149598027
Can’t remember pats fans fraternizing with Seahawks and Falcons fans after the Eagles got their first owl

i'm thinkin bout dem BOYZ again

dem boyz got ya boilin

>>149598408
>sugar
>spice
>and everything nice
>These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little Cowboy

So we're not going to talk about how the iggles fans burned down their own city once they won an owl.
They are a subhuman poverty franchise that don't know how to behave. Easily top 3 most annoying fans.

>>149598408
I sure am

>>149598469
read that in the NFL films voice

>>149598092
what makes you think this trend is guaranteed?

>>149598397
>>149598204
>Can’t remember pats fans fraternizing with Seahawks and Falcons fans after the Eagles got their first owl
Chiefs and Commanders have a special relationship. They are both Indians and their coordinator Kliff Kingsbury created Mahomes. The commanders should give us Kliff Kingsbury as a gesture of good will.

>>149598607
>what makes you think this trend is guaranteed?
Mahomes is a scrambling QB similar to Rodgers and Steve Young both of which had great seasons in their late 30s. Plus the league is safer with better medical stuff. Lastly, Mahomes has a flexible contract and decent GM.

Mahomes is in the "I have to see it to believe it category". The default assumption should be he's always going to make it to championship rounds until we see the contrary. He was a coinflip away from starting in 6 of the last 7 super bowls. There's nothing normal about this guy.

I'm not reading all of that

>>149598473
barely broke top 10 in costliest and damaging championship riots, if it did at all
NHL, NBA, and soccer fans are the ones that really burn shit down

>>149598473
How will chiefs fans afford to pay for psychiatric treatment and overcome the trauma of picrel now that Trump has cut their Medicaid?

>>149598732
you seem to talk about that coinflip a lot but don't talk about the other coinflip that would have resulted in Mahomes being in 5 of 7 owls instead
let me guess, "it's totally different bro"

>>149598607
Mahomes prime years are in danger of being wasted by Veach's inability to build a stable OL. If Josh Simmons ends up panning out the league is fucked. They fucked around and gave the Chiefs a LT who was projected to be a top 5 pick before his injury. He's stronger than Trent Williams and has high football IQ.

>>149598942
>you seem to talk about that coinflip a lot but don't talk about the other coinflip that would have resulted in Mahomes being in 5 of 7 owls instead
Brady won a ring with that coinflip so there will always be an asterisk in his trophy room. Mahomes did not win a ring in the season they beat the Bills with a coinflip.

>>149598853
Ill but my left nut none of those invested a fraction of what Philly does to riot-proof the city before Eagles games

>>149598855
Chiefs will remember how they acted in that owl. Come see me in week #2 when they replay. Chiefs won't have 8 injured skilled position players.

>>149599163
greasing traffic poles isn't exactly an extensive nor new concept

>coinflip
The way I see coinflips are this. If your team won a game using a coinflip then they didn't win or lose the game. It is spiritually a draw.

Coinflip wins are only valid if both teams got a chance to touch the ball. Luck has no place in our sport.

>>149599291
no but I'm sure they'll have something else you will make excuses about if they lose

>>149599291
Okay just don’t break your promise. i dont want you to ever forget this.

>>149598732
>The commanders should give us Kliff Kingsbury as a gesture of good will.
Hell no. KK proved his offenses work great when the QB is a high IQ ice cold thrower who can get the ball out fast instead of a COD playing manlet who refuses to take a hit.
Plus, if he leaves DC, it's to go be a HC somewhere

>>149599136
then you shouldn't even count his superbowl appearance at all, win or lose, if he got there based off of a coinflip

>>149599462
NTA but come on man, he's just gonna reply with "that still means Mahomes' floor is the AFCCG". You should expect that

>>149599429
Even if by some miracle the Eagles win. The Chiefs just have to sit back and wait for some Eagles players to get injured.

Mahomes can make it to the owl with backups, Jalen Hurts needs a super team.

Iggles are a Saquon Barkley or AJ Brown injury away from missing the owl. Chiefs are tired of playing super teams in owl, we want to play the commanders next.

>>149599136
Classic Andy Reid making his poor fans put all their faith into a crippled rapist

>>149599460
>Plus, if he leaves DC, it's to go be a HC somewhere
Just in time for when Reid retires in 2029.

How many days left until >we have to apologize to chiefs fans? 70?

Next week, the Chargers will report to training camp and we'll be ramping up to kickoff. We've made it bros! Enjoy Independence Day

>>149599662
Nah, brotherman. It's next year. IIRC KK turned down HC interviews this last off season. If we make the playoffs (likely) then I think he's leaving

>>149599671
>>149599429
Jalen: "i can win a ring for you dawg I just need"
>the best oline
>the best dline
>the best running back
>a top 3 wr1
>my opponents to have an injured wr1, wr2, wr3, rb1, rb2, te3, te4 and to be starting a guard at left tackle, a position he's shit at

Reddit City Queefs fans of 5 years out here on the 4th of July praying for injuries just minutes after calling the birth place of America and its residents subhuman

>>149599820
>takes a pay cut to make it happen
Thanks Jalen :)

>out here on the 4th of July praying for injuries
We don't need the iggles to be injured we just need a healthy roster. There's difference between sprain injuries and real injuries which takes months to heal. Chiefs had the latter.

These were skilled positions too. A skill position player requires reps with the team to be productive. This isn't like the Lions which only had injuries on defense. You can easily replace a defensive player since their position is brainless.

>Tom Brady mocks defensive players. “Have you ever been in some of those defensive meeting rooms?” Brady said. “You wonder why they play defense and after about two minutes you go, ‘Yep, they could never be an offensive player.’”

>Brady said that “defense is kind of like a dog chasing a car. Just get the guy with the ball.”

>>149599951
>the birth place of America and its residents
Nobody is talking about Virginia though

>>149600435
Why isn't there a Virginia NFL team?

Can yall be honest with me. Is my boy Shaduer Sanders cooked? Is he gonna end up in the xfl?

>>149600613
The league is making an example out of him since his father tried to undermine the draft system. He was behind the scenes telling which teams his son would play on. The GMs got together and said let's blacklist him so that nobody attempts this in the future.

>>149600464
Who do you think the Redskins are?

>>149600675
So they buck broke my boy? thats fucked up

>>149588065
Need you on my lap as we watch the games
Go Bears btw

>>149600675
>The league is making an example out of him since his father tried to undermine the draft system.
More like he was an obnoxious shithead during the predraft period and teams didn't think he was that good anyways, so he slid.

>>149598260
Remind me who won the Super Bowl this season and who choked in embarassing fashion to the team that lost the Super Bowl.

>>149600613
>Shaduer Sanders
He inherited some of the best genetics of all time. Not sure why his dad didn't raise him to be a mobile QB, especially seeing how much the league is obsessed with them.

I hope the new steroid that is circulating in the NBA doesn't spread to the NFL.
The best players are on it and they keep losing their Achilles.

Why is pornhub showing me femboys by default it's so annoying. I'm getting turned on. Fly Eagles fly.

New Jersey Giants
New Jersey Jets
New York Bills

>>149598027
No thanks, well maybe if we can pass our curse to you guys.

>>149587810
Built for bbc

I want to have aggressive gay sex with other straight men.

>>149602283
we dem boyz

>>149602283
who doesn't

fuck the iggles

>YO PUNK! GOT SOMETHING TO SAY BOUT DEM BOYZ??!

>>149603138
>dook poopscoop

>>149603177
I think bro took a little too much advice from Tony Romo

i;m thinkgen bout thos boyz again

>>149596035
Pay up goyim also after paying for all of these you still have to watch 50 minutes of commercials pushing queer relationships and jobs at Lockheed Martin

I have type 2 diabetes but I manage it well.

I want to bet on a team. I want to bet the over on their win total, and that they will win their division. I am torn between 2 individual bets, or a parlay. What do?

I miss redzone so much bros

>>149603373
Parlays in general are for dumbasses. What's the team and odds?

How many more years until the Texans lack of CCG appearance becomes embarrassing?

>>149603478
Only embarrassing if the Cowboys make it back to one first.

Tua bros..... we are SO back

>>149603373
What do you think is more likely, they win their division but stay under the win total or they go over the win total but don't win the division?

>>149603591
How many we thinking Wions bros? I’m guessing 8 since most guys probably don’t like Kerby but he is good af tho on God fr fr.

>>149603759
Kerby has to be in after leading the league in interceptions
>Goff
>Gibbs
>Sewell
>LaPorta
>Amon-Ra
>Kerby
>Branch
>Hutchinson
Jameson Williams is still too inconsistent. He has all the talent to be on there but seems like a legit knucklehead

if lamar keeps improving we're going to have to end the >black QB meme

his passing stats keep improving

>>149603894
I'm not a stats fag but 41 passing TDs to 4 interceptions with 8.6 yards per attempt is like prime Aaron Rodgers numbers. hes been a great player for a long time but I never saw his passing game developing to such an elite level

>>149601312
It’s clearly something Team USA had been giving them. I wouldn’t sweat it unless NFL players are serious about the flag football meme

>>149603933
shame he's a playoff choker. A guy like that needs to win an owl early in their career then they can play without pressure, but now every time he comes up short it only builds more pressure

>>149604013
He's got the same amount of pressure Jared Goff, Baker Mayfield and Josh Allen do at this point. Lamar wasn't even a 1st overall pick like Goff and Baker. There's only so much jewelry to go around

Football doesn't start until September. Stop talking about it until then.

>>149582236 (OP)
Dream apartment

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>>149604113
College football season starts in August cuhh. Get to watch /ourguy/ Luke Altmyer ball again very soon

>>149603591
>pooa over creed
cmon what are we even doing here

>>149604113
Actually it starts in July you stupid motherfucker.

Will the Panthers be good?

If we don't stop talking about football it never actually stops.

>>149604320
They'll at least be fiesty.

>>149604320
2nd best team in the NFC South. Could see them sneaking into the playoff but 8-9 wins seems more likely. The front 7 has juice but the secondary is seriously dogshit at least on paper

>>149603591
He's #1

>>149604499
Never felt like it was his fault for the playoff loss. His team let him down.

NFL fans finally turned on Lawrence. How many more chances will Herbert get. He's still appearing in top 7 list.

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>>149582987
>>149582987
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>>149605101
bake a new thread you stinky kiwy

bake this bussy

>>149605133
I can't be fucked I'm too busy shitposting on /tv/

move along
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>>149605380
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>>149587810
Imagine when she sits down in the outfit. What a whooo-ore.