>Order of Play
www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html

>Draws
https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/gentlemens-singles
https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/ladies-singles

>Scores
flashscore.com/tennis

>Streams
freestreams-live.fi/
https://vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesport

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>>149579159

Raducanu is getting smashed by Alcaraz

WE'RE IN HERE
>>149579065
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>>149583196
kys.

>>149583129 (OP)
Эммa :)

>>149583216
*kisses you*

This is the thread.

>>149583232

I hope Sinner and Grug both choke as well

>>149583216
haha imagine if you were posing in a public photo with emma like that and you suddenly seized her and started having sex with her haha.

>>149583244
Lena should sell her anti-AIDS medicine

I h*cking love Livvie

>>149583247
>i hope the only 2 good players choke so the final is djokovic sleepwalking through the final vs someone like kakanov
epic

>>149583247
hope you choke on your vomit tonight you fucking nonce

>>149583268
>flanked by 2 english faggots
One's her boyfriend.

>>149583196
proxy off shartking

>>149583129 (OP)
Who's the whore?

>>149583269
that;s my point it;s fucking nonsensical. same with the /f1/ op. yet autists get very touchy when you bring itu p. one thing yanks do right on this board is no pastebin nonsense in their ops

>>149583287
Jodie Burrage is not a *****

>>149583337
I did a month long erasmus course with a girl who looked like jodie, she had huge fucking tits, on the plane back we talked for the first time properly about shakespeare and whatnot and had a good time but it was too late by then and i never saw her again. got to stare down her top a lot that flight though.

muttbros why did we do that

BRITFAGS GONNA BRITFAG

LMAO AT YOU

>>149583268
Fake face, hair, teeth, and breasts. Oh, and music. Pass.

>>149583421
he should have just won that one (1) final point friend

Shelton was literally about to assault the ref. Of course, because he's BIPOC, the announcers don't even mention it and instead frame him as a victim. Disgraceful.

Big 3 would never.

>>149583196
Based

>>149583454
and he should wear sleeves the slut

you cant mess around with british darkness. one minute it's a nice light evening and then 5 mins later you can't see shit and you twist your ankle.

>>149583129 (OP)
Stupid ugly fuckable talentless sexy whore i hate her

Rinky asked for the match to be suspended after the 2nd set and now they are doing it at 5:4 with Shelton a break up? What the hell

>>149583482
civil twilight is for another half hour
that's still light enough

>>149583196
marge, i'm new here

Americans know heat british people couldn't possibly fathom-ACK

>>149583517
nigga that might be alright in the holland which is flat but in wimbledon the sunlight is blocked by the mountains

>>149583523
Is it just me or are those lips very kissable

>>149583216
Why do they all look like posh chinless private school pricks

>>149583541
>wimbledon
>mountains

>>149583129 (OP)
Is being a closeted faggot common if you're a female tennis player?

>>149583421
a new low for wimbledon, embarrassing behavior

>>149583593
>Is being a closeted faggot common if you're a female tennis player?
Yes, But, according to my research, it's even more common if you are a latvian /tennis/poster

>>149583508
brit bong revenge

Hey guys, just tuning into Wimbledon. When are Zverev, Draper, Musetti, Rune, Medvedev, Tiafoe, Paul, Ruud, Fils, Humbert, Cerundolo, Popyrin, Machac, Lehecka, Tsitsipas, FAA, Griekspoor, Shapovalov, Bublik, Michelsen, Korda, Berrettini and Hurkacz going to play?

>>149583703
did Tom Aspall really lose?

Abandoning the special Wimbledon seeding was a mistake

>>149583703
heh. got em.

>>149583714
Austrian powerhouse Sebastian Ofner was too much for him

Why is Mirra so fucking fat now. I don't care for it

>>149583741
She's not fat, she's hench now. Used to be a skinny runt.

>>149583523
My chosen winner btw

>>149583741
she's very weirdly built in general
you'd never guess from her face that she's decently tall and has massive shoulders and hands

Tennis died in 2019

>>149583523
Assinmymouthsova seem like the type of girl to say I'm on my period put it in my ass

>>149583825
oh yeah 2018 was so good with... um,,, checks notes ......
federer vulturing the worst slam of all time
2018 roland garros whatever happened there? gonna assume a 50% rafa won without a challenge. probably beat thiem.
2018 wimbledon. nadal and djokovic play their semi final with the roof closed for no reason because djokobitch requested it. total asterisk.
2018 uso. i don't recall what the fuck happened in this tournament,

I've called her a swarthy turk in the past but Sonay Kartal is getting more British with every round she wins desu

might as well tune out until the semis and i get to see the actual matches

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLX_RcPJIqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLX_RcPJIqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLX_RcPJIqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLX_RcPJIqk

>>149583912
Very mean comments.

Yeah if Fonz loses I kill myself desu

>>149583912
she always looks miserable christ

>>149583938
I kind of get what Boris means desu. She's just a girl who's grown up in a box. She could never have been anything other than what she is, she was never given a chance. There's an innocence to her basicness. I think she has a good soul. If she didn't she would just lock down Forkz and be rich in the background instead of misguidingly trying to bring entertainement to the world via Youtube.

>>149583579
it's actually hilarious how patently alien their lives are to us normies.

you're a 10, every friend you have is a 10, your friend's parents are all making minimum half a million a year.

>>149583216
is that our Tessa on the left? shes looking HOT!

>>149583968
you see this is why this general is so gay
you can lust after women but the second you try to actually empathise with their issues in these deranged speculative ways i just picture some old balding sack of shit who has never touched a woman
you are actual homosexuals despite doing nothing but lusting after women all day

>>149584040
I was actually engaged but she wanted too much sex and was too clingey

>>149583912
Yeah, Wimbledon Threads are back! Tennis and fashion - perfect combination
And Morgan is doing such a good job! She's so lovely!

>>149584055
you're not helping your argument

>>149583912
am i meant to know who this person is?

>>149584057
I bought a cap at Wimbleon for 35 pounds
I hate caps

>>149584075
shes taylor fritz's emotional support hole

working tomorrow for the match but will have it on
she couldnt could she?

>>149584111
Parry will be a tough player to overcome but Kartal is on fire right now, especially if she breaks down her backhand

Once again:

SOVL:
>Cobolli
>Shelton
>Rublev
>Darderi
>Monfils
>Cilic
>Nole

SOULLESS:
>munar
>mensik
>nakashima
>demanure
>kachanov
>mannarino
>martinez
>borges
>fokina
>norrie
>jarry

CLOWNS:
>fonseca
>grug
>fritz

>>149583741
first trimester

>>149584141
i started off disagreeing but then came round to agree. is clown good or bad?

>>149581661
looks like a female elliot page

The men need to play best of 7 so upsets don't happen all the time

>>149584160
Unclassifiable using the good/bad value spectrum

>>149584214
it should be like the snooker world championships where the amount of sets you need to win increases by each round. by the final you're playing best of 25

>>149583741
Siberian cavewoman genetics kicking in.

>>149583912
jesus christ the cringe

>>149584286
why does she talk like that
she has ears
she knows she talks like that
why does she talk like that

>>149584230
Imagine getting 25 sets of Sinner vs Zverev. Maybe he'd even get like 5 bps

>>149583285
AND HE SAYS IM SO AMERICAN

luv livvie

>>149584418
very cute mutt lusting after not very cute mutt

>>149584418
i feel like one of these women is his sister and i cant tell which and they both look like they want to fuck him

>>149584458
kek

>>149584350
for me it's a medvedev zverev 25 set epic in the lower bracket final

>6–4, 3–6, 6–7(7–9), 7–6(7–3), 70–68
zoomers will never know true ball

>>149584508
Kek, I can just imagine them still pushing and grinding and trading backhands in their 17th set without either one ever actually ending a point. That match alone would kill tennis

we need barty

We need to party

This is the draw for the girls singles event (qualifying still isn't complete at the time of writing)

(WC) Megan Knight v Q
(9) Jana Kovackova (CZE) v (WC) Allegra Korpanec Davies
Mia Pohankova (SVK) v (7) Mika Stojsavljevic
Vendula Valdmannova (CZE) v (WC) Daniela Piani
(WC) Brooke Black v Q
(8) Luna Vujovic (SRB) v (WC) Daniella Britton
Thea Frodin (USA) v Mingge Xu
Q v (WC) Ruby Cooling
(WC) Flora Johnson v Sarah Melany Fajmonova (CZE)
(13) Charo Esquiva Banuls (ESP) v (WC) Hollie Smart
Sol Ailin Larraya Guidi (ARG) v (2) Hannah Klugman

OTHER NEWS:

A poster on Tennis Forum is reporting that mean old Jeremy Bates has a grudge against our Hannah. Apparently she rejected him and chose to stick with Ben Haran when Jeremy reached out and offered to be her coach full time. Jeremy was later overheard claiming that Hannah won't make top 200 in the senior rankings.

Allegra Korpanec Davies is heading to the University of Florida to play collegiate tennis, with Jaroslava now resigned to the fact her daughter isn't promising enough to go pro just yet.

Jaroslava is also unhappy that middle daughter Ophelia failed to secure a wildcard from the LTA for the girls singles qualifying draw.

Finally, I hope all you gambling bastards are happy because you've gone and made Jodie Burrage cry. She has told The Telegraph she received all sorts of unpleasant messages following her first round defeat in the singles.

just finished the drapelogs

yup

official fraud status

kek people were like this dude has a hard draw

but he shits the bed

to literally the one player in the draw no one cared about before poo-blik reiterated why he will never be a top 10 player

atleast poo-blik doesnt pretend he is

truly boggles the mind.

unironically fink also clay may be drapers best surface

>>149584141
love cobolli
love fritz

simple as

>>149583912
respect when people have real jobs like musettis beautiful partner

or natasha

moorgs used to have one

fucked it off to do fuck all

>Draper
>Paul
Kek what happened, happy for Cilic at least

>>149584979
Cilic played good clean game with nothing fancy. Draper got increasingly huffy about Cilic not politely rolling over for him.

>>149583129 (OP)
EMMA
M
M
A

>>149585105
Let's go let's go nigger bitches let's fucking win the wimby

>>149585105
drapers main weapons are athleticism and a good serve that regularly shits the bed causing him to inexplicably lose to alleged shitters

lile how do you lose to 83rd in the world 40 year old

and you are 24year old no. 4 seed

makes no sense

>>149584869
For some reason Mimi has a habit of choking at the junior slams. It wouldn't be a huge shock if she lost in the opening round.

>>149583912
this is wholesome :)

Imagine Emma somehow winning tomorrow

>>149584893
>official fraud status
come on kittington, you will hype him up at the next slam

>>149584869
>Finally, I hope all you gambling bastards are happy because you've gone and made Jodie Burrage cry. She has told The Telegraph she received all sorts of unpleasant messages following her first round defeat in the singles.
jodie :(

>>149585258
I'm gonna gut u like a fish chetnik

>>149584458
actual autist incapable of reading body language

Fritz WILL win on the 4th

>>149583129 (OP)
Draper? More liek crapper.
Cilic? More liek Chadlic

>>149584979
Paul is a mug. Draper is overhyped, he needs 2 more years

>>149584141
>Mannarino
>SOULLESS
You shut your whore mouth

>>149586117
Cute.

KWABOTY

>>149584840
wtf you can see her poosi

sabbysisters... can we beat 2021 us open winner emma raducanu? i dunno...

>>149586640
They should be wearing linen disgusting

>>149586635
No thats her balls

uhhh emmabros?! can we beat ao & uso winner aryna sabalenka?

>>149586669
No

>>149586702
yeah nah yeah nah nah nah are ems garn win

I went Wimbledon yesterday. Have to say it's crazy how sharp the skill drop-off has been in the past 5 years. Experienced players like Cilic, Mannarino, Dimitrov, Struff, etc are farming zoomers who seem completely out of their element on grass. The last "next gen" (Medvedev, Zverev, Shitsypass) seem washed and the latest generation just seem middling by comparison with the exceptions of Grug and Sinner who are far ahead of everyone else (both of whom have painfully dull playstyles on top of that). I'm hoping Novax can win this but I'm not sure he's capable anymore, I knew it would be bad when the majority of players who played in 'le big 4 era' were gone but didn't think it would be >this bad.

>>149586738
Its fine. Grug/Doper will entertain us for years to come.

>>149586758
I saw them play in the 4R back in 2022, I'm extremely lucky to have seen every great player of the last 20 years play at some point (even Tommy Robredo) but both of these guys were completely forgettable.

>>149586803
Oh yeah?? Well I saw them in the 5th round in 2023 and they were alright I thought

>>149586803
Meh thats a fine opinion. Personally I like S&V kind of playstyle so nobody really fires up my loins

>>149586821
They're both good players but just lack (what the kids call) aura. It doesn't help that the gulf between them and more or less every active pro is so great that they will dominate for years to come.
>>149586865
Unfortunately completely unviable in this era of tennis. Racquet technology and courts make this impossible at a high level outside of doubles.

W A L L E D

andreeva mum was looking pretty milfy imo

>>149587345
Does she know that pedos like her daughter?

This is it. Fritz's first slam. It begins tomorrow with a 4th of July victory over Spain's cowardly Fokinhell Davidovich.

another sexy mirra comeback

>>149583912
Cosmetic surgery, pounds of makeup, hair dye, tooth dye, fake teeth, self-starvation, and extreme vocal fry and other affected speech patterns

>>149587480
Good enough for the Rich American Chad Tennis Player.

Struff is beating Alcaraz. Cap this.

I'm beating myself to Alcaraz. Cap this.

Cap this. Cap this.

frfr no cap

>>149586669
is that pussy juice down her leg? how does that affect her backhand?

What is your guys Navarro number? If you're Navarro it's 0, if you've shaken hands with her it's 1, if you've shaken hands with someone that has shaken hands with her it's 2 etc.

For me it's 4

Anywhere have streams of the smaller ITF matches?

could anyone remind me why this exists

>>149584869
Vendula and Jana mentioned :)

>>149588141
>https://www.itftennis.com/en/world-tennis-tour-live/
if it's not here - try googling the tournament's name, some of them have their own sites and stream it there or on youtube

>>149588146
It used to matter more. I think it's still needed for Olympics qualifications.

Carlos and Emma </3

>>149588379
Still means more than the Olympics

>>149588146
For Gays

>>149586622
CAM ON COBOLLI BROS

>>149587202
bloodu hell can see her ****

>>149587420
fritz and emma winnin' wimbledon diss year

:)

>>149588053
me? -69

heh

bizness

bongs it's time to renew your faith once more in sir cameron maorie

>>149587202

>>149583129 (OP)

I'm thinking that there's about 1 million emmas in asia, the obsession must be from middle white male and lonely chinese male population. I honestly don't get the hype/appeal.

I wouldn't mind being inside a Royal's box.

>Wimbledon have made the extraordinary move to break 148 years of tradition to honour Liverpool star Diogo Jota.
>Officials will allow players to break the tournament’s all white dress code to wear black armbands as a tribute to the Portuguese player who tragically lost his life on Thursday night (AEST).
Has another soccer player not died during Wimbledon in the last 148 years?

>>149589062
>Jota
Who?

>>149587420

>>149589125
10-0 vs shitz btw

>>149583268
I’ve literally dreamed about winning Wimbledon with her in the crowd and asking her out after and starting a life together as two misunderstood artists (my tennis is my art) (this WILL happen in 2032)

How is this on an outer court? Wimbledon scheduling is consistently abysmal

>>149584933
What Natasha?
What musetti GF does?

>>149589280
Three Brits play today, so they always go first even if they commit atrocities against beautiful tennis like Norrie

jana > jana

>>149589341

>>149589360
this is the correct jana
10 points to gryffindor

Good morning Americans happy 4th of July! What are your plans for today?

>>149589370
The Czech Jana gets a bonus for being an actual tennis player, the Spanish Jana gets one for being Paulas sister

>>149589062
Can't think of a single active prem player that's died, let alone during wimbledon

>>149589386
corr now you're reading my mind
spooky

>>149589062
if they really wanted to honour him they'd have every player wear liverpool or wolves shirts (not portugal because cr7 has tainted that) for the remainder of the tournament, or at least one round.

>>149589451
Oblivion Character lookin ass girl

>last match on CC is the annual humiliation ritual
Why do Brits do this to themselves voluntarily?

>>149589476
Emma has a good chance to win thoughbeit, Sabs didn't play that convincing in her previous rounds

>>149589451
I'm sure the perspective is fucking me up but it looks like he's grabbing their asses

>>149589451
All men ;)

>>149589360
corrr wouldn't mind to buy her an ice cream and walk her across the street while holding her hand

>>149589539
Imagine her smiling at you like this

emma is so beautiful

>>149589459
lol

Aryna Sabalenka vs Bo Dallas today

Name this WTA player.

Please watch Cristina Bucșa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTqRx-F7ZqA

saw a couple of headlines, apparently Emma has been given advice from Sinner?

>>149589280
I was developing a conspiracy theory yesterday that they put good matches on outside courts to sell ground pass tickets. They know stadium tickets will sell anyway so put some British shitters and anonymous women’s matches on court 2, who cares. It’s the only explanation for the scheduling the last few days. Fucking yesterday Dimitrov was on an outer court while Kenin vs something called “J Bouzas Maneiro” was on court 2. What the fuck is that?

>>149589690
WTAnt

>>149583268
Based as fuck my dude. I actually like her music too when I'm by myself.

>>149583268
Can we convince her to play an exhibition? I want to see her in a tiny tennis skirt

am i the only one who thinks this rodrigo girl is ugly

>>149589813
yeah

>>149589813
Now its getting really spooky

I don’t want to be forced to have an opinion on her. I saw she played at glastonbury and indulged in the trend of bringing some old totally unrelated boomer to play a couple of their totally unrelated much better songs to bask in the reflected glow. Why are you bringing out an old man to play Cure songs? It’s your fucking concert Ms Rodrigo!! Bring him out to play your songs!!! Honestly zoomers have no aura fr ong

>>149589821
bless

>>149589062
overly sentimental nonsense
diana's death really did a number on the english

>>149584458
fucking KEK

>>149586117
WHO?

>>149589684
>Aryna Sabalenka
if i watch her she'll lose

Do you think Mirra likes to get slapped on her face during sex??

>>149589880
I have a weird feeling she'll lose after the crowd gets in her head. Hype for Emma reaches maximum peak, she's glazed all weekend by commentators, then she loses 6-1 6-3 the next round to Svitolina and blames her back

>>149589905
oh and 4th July is officially designated Emma Raducanu Day in the UK

>>149589901
Mirra is a virgin and saving herself (for me)

>>149589918
Pedo

>stay off /tennis/ for an hour
>come back excited about what posts there have been
>log back on to 4channel.com
>1 post
did the website dead or the sport died

>>149590264
both

>>149590264
The general got simpcancer

>>149590286
how do I treat myself for simpcancer?
I have a severe case of it

>>149590264
>4channel
>did the website dead
Yes. This is 4chan, my friend.

>‘We grew up in a sort of traditional way. We’d get up at 6am on a Saturday morning and go play tennis'.

>Tycoon father Ben, 62, married to Emma's mother Kelly, built his billionaire empire thanks to numerous business ventures, most notably being the founder and owner of Sherman Financial Group, which has assets such as Credit One Bank.

>Navarro continued: 'Growing up it was a priority that we learnt toughness and we learnt work ethic and how to be intentional and purposeful and live productive lives so I don’t love being referred to as whoever with however much money’s daughter. It’s a label I don’t really like.’

>For now, tennis is Navarro's only focus as she gears up for a third round match at Wimbledon on Friday afternoon.

>However, the 24-year-old did admit that, though she is currently single, she's open to love and wouldn't rule out dating a fellow professional.

>She continued: ‘Tennis is it, for now. We’ll see. My heart’s open, let’s put it that way.’

>When asked specifically whether she'd date another pro, Navarro replied: 'I don’t know - I wouldn’t write it off. It happens a lot. There are a few tennis couples on tour.’

>>149589062
this is really stupid

>>149583912
>shitz quit his streaming career for this

>>149590480
Is she a virgin?

>>149590521
>over the age of 14
no

that's me finished work for the week

a full weekend of doing nothing, watching the tennis and shitposting awaits

>>149590579
comfy

>>149589622
Are they wearing bagel brand???

Cam on Osaka

>>149583216
>Not one black person in sight
Uh, diversity bros?

>>149590715
You can always tell when a group of friends is rich or posh, when the only diversity they allow is Chinese, Japanese or Korean

Nothing better than tennis on a friday

Solana Sierra just isn’t a name. You can’t have a first name that ends in -a and a second name that ends in -a unless it’s a long ass Slavic name like rybakina/krejxikova

Busca is so cute.

anyone have the clip of shelton sperging att the ump?

Ok Wimbledon can we have some fucking MEN on a court please.

>no moids for 2 hours
what is going on this tournament organisation is an absolute disgrace

>>149590751
take care of your garden you lazy bum

>>149590480

grug fumble emma navarro, what a fag.

Where are the men?

>>149590995
G'day mate

>>149590751

cool to see the other side of the world. Hope emmanems wins tomorrow.

>>149590751
comfy

>>149590995
new theory - the wimby scheduler is some rich fart at the LTA's 20 year old niece "interning" and she just picks matches by throwing darts at a board

which players are most likely to frequent /tennis/?

I dont watch tennis. Why is this lady able to throw the ball up for a serve but then just re-catch it if she doesn't like the toss? How is this fair to the opponent who's focused and expecting a serve.

It's over for Anisimova

>>149589876
Clairo

>>149590862
https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/1940877022185554418

>>149590751
Very nice

>>149591103
Seriously? She looks so different with darker and wavier hair

>>149591124
Not much of a sperg

>>149590751
comfy

>>149590820
She also has a cute personality, very wacky :)

https://youtu.be/XfZf2rEyJXg

>>149591076
brooksby

she dalmas on my galfi till it's anisimova

>>149591293
decorum

>>149591150
Add volume to hair means add attractiveness

>>149591294
lmfao

>>149590480
She's only got eyes for Tommy Paul which is quite sad when you think about it. I mean imagine waking up as Tommy Paul. I say this as an utter peasant but I wouldn't survive the day.

one must imagine tommy paul happy desu

Hai, Cristina!

>>149590751
Get a job

>>149591526
People can have Fridays off.

>>149591526
Why would you say that to someone?

>>149591581
Get a job

>>149591605
Ne travaillez jamais.

Anisimova has a bit of badosa giant face going on
what are these girls imbibing their face is twice the size of a normal human

Happy people

Dalma Galfi just did the most utterly undeserved zoomer arm flap demanding applause of all time. off the back of a totally mishit incompetent attempt at a volley that looked like it ewas the first time she ever held a racket

>tfw you realise with the timezones, Wimbledon to Americans is basically their "breakfast slam"

we think strawberries and cream, they think cornflakes

>>149591683
That's women for you

Everyone wants to be a tennis superstar

>>149591526

lil bro just found out about timezones

Have to respect Sky Sports Tennis running Madrid highlights and just generally still being a full time tennis channel during the 2 weeks of Wimby when there are no tournaments they can show and every single Wimbledon match is on BBC for free. Take a fortnight off brother. Show a different sport.

>>149591764
>you will never experience christmas in july like the matildas

Irish tennis wonder O'Saka

>>149591800
they'll have Wimbledon by 2030.

>but muh golden events

if they can take test cricket, they can take anything.

>>149591696
Pancakes for me

was a bit sad to see that collins won again but thankfully she'll be vanquished by Igor next round

>>149591824
>scoreboard over half of the screen because Russians hate simple names
kek

KyrWOAT in Osaka's box

funfact: 20 of the 64 players name's end in ova

>>149591870
Black coffee and ozempic for me

Emma is love

>>149591940
Emma :)

>>149591940
and her opponents are either 15, 30 or 40.

>>149591683
was that the mishit forehand slice that curved like a Roberto Carlos free kick and landed right on the line? Because yeah, I thought she was pushing it too, trying to get the crowd pumped on the back of that.

>>149591696

Based assinmymouthova

>>149591925
Czechification must continue until we get those numbers up to 100%

>>149591940

Emma is mid

>>149591957
kek

>>149591940
simp

>>149591959
Yeah. it was just plainly a panicked mishit that landed perfectly by pure luck.

>>149591925
>mfw my opponent is a slav or czech
it's ova

>>149592009
heh

slurp

>>149591648
Very shiny as well

>>149592014
simian vibes

>>149591966
Lena was so happy to have won here and looked so pumped up :( Some of the most expression I think i've ever seen from her.

>>149592009
jej

>>149592014

Is that shrek?

>>149592014
P:

>>149591989
Indeed. I mean it's huge fun when you hit a shot like that but don't be trying to claim you meant it lol, just laugh and take the point.

>>149592014
new girlsway release?

>>149591648
Imagine queueing for six hours from 5am to sit on a hill and watch telly whilst paying £15 for drinks.

>>149591648
i've never noticed how steep it is.

looks almost cheese-rolly steep

>>149592096
The British dream

Is Wimbledon the apex of Anglo culture?

Why do coomers want to fuck rybakina

Is the heat wave over in bomgland?

>>149592135
If you're a southern toff cunt sure

Which seat would you choose if all cost the same

>>149591910
code?

>>149592146
A pleasant 24°C in London today, an even more pleasant 19°C where I am - looks to be done for now.

MATCH POINT

>okaka

>>149592164
Lena's toilet probably

>>149591910
Why is he even there? Not playing or commentating. Stop hanging around like a bad smell.

granny pavs :)

>>149592141
>Why do coomers want to fuck
Are you really asking this kek

>>149592196
>Perr O'Caca

She breezed through

>Sabalenka v Emma is on at 4:30am

life is suffering

Was Okaka a weak era fraud?

>>149592141
because she's dropped one thirst trap ever (and only on her stories), which is the pinnacle of coomer teasing

I actually feel bad for Osaka. She was in the top of the world and decided to get pregnant by a nigger. Could have been the next Serena and she just dropped evwrything for a second hand rapper. Not even japanese people talk about her

>>149591648
No one does any bloody work in this country

This Solana Sierra is starting to annoy me now. First she knocks Katie Faulter out and now she took a shit on my acca by dumping Bucsa. Particularly annoyed because Pav (who was also in it) just won at 2.87.

Amanda :)

how good could osaka have been without the weakmind debuff?

I wonder if Zverev would win 4 slams on the WTA tour

I think Im too big for lena. I dont want her first time to be painful ;(

>>149592265
trust me, you're not.

>>149592265
ah yes, the mighty 2 inch filipenis

>>149592241
Link?

>>149592254
Or the mid-career pregnancy from her rapper boyfriend turned absent father (wow, who saw that coming)

I think she would have cleared 10 Slams. Probably all on hard court but still

>>149592265
Don't worry, Taylor Townsend is right there waiting for you

>>149592274
>>149592278
done him

>>149592263
kek

>>149592265
>her first time
Pretty sure she's a lesbian like Iga

Why did Monfils agree to postpone the match yesterday? Seems like a dumb thing to do

osakwab

Monfils out, finally.

>>149592302
she's confirmed that she's in a relationship with vukov

>Looking at the awesome Centre Court line up
>Then looking at the Court 1 line up
Unironically who are those plebs...?

proper grim matches the day
tennis is fucked unless a mad batch of like 10-15 talented teens comes through suddenly

>>149592280
>he hasn't seen it
Cazzie

>>149592141
Real coomers want to fuck her sister.

>>149592307
rip, wise old god

Titcow :3

Not a good start for Sonay, could see a total brit wipeout today

>>149592331
Why not both? I can probably do them at the same time, I would cum hard at first then maybe trickle at the second

>>149592244
I don't. That guy was always a tool so she has shit taste. Still remember the photo of him giving the camera the finger when he was posing with Osaka and the USO trophy after the match. Imagine doing that for what should be a special photo. Absolute halfwit.

>>149592213
Maybe they're dating

>>149592263
against women? would still find a way to "choke"

>>149592331

ah yes, it's the classic "brit wildcard heroically gets to 3rd round, is put on a show court, and shits the bed" story

a classic.

>>149592347
What fucking name is "Sonay"? You're either named Sonia or Sonny, not "SonAY". This is phonetic violence.

He was taking the piss, wasn't he?

Amanda :)

>>149592368
haven't all the wildcards been eliminated?

>>149592328
Cam on brother. Help a fellow coomer in need

>>149592244
she's worth 60 million dollars. reality is it's easy for a "very good player" to win when they're new, people haven't studied their game, and they have no expectations.

she's simply not "that" good.

>>149592370
idk she's turkish so it's probably pronounced weird

>1 minute match
KEK

Who tf names their wifes son fokina

>>149592347
Emma will save us.

does this kartal kebabmonger pass the british accent test at least?

ok her accent is bizarre but i like it

guess i'm watching ruby - mannarino

>>149592413
fockin' fokin

Dubs and kartal will have a wardrobe malfunction

>>149592427
More than Cameron Norrie

almost time for fritzkino

>Fritzzzzzzzzzzzz
Rublev Mannarino it is.

>>149592331
yeah at least i wont get AIDS

I wonder who between Shelton, Fucsovics and Ofner will make the final

Why are the official Wimbledon previews for the matches always about one player only? That seems like an extremely rude thing to do.

>>149592413
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fokin

This tennis player's surnames are a complete mess for anyone mildly acquainted with Russian and Spanish naming conventions. He got his father's patronymic name as his first surname and his mother's surname a his second, which happens to be his father's non-patronymic surname except with an -a at the end since they got married and took her husband's family name before the player was born.

Another instance of Spanish naming conventions giving weird surnames to foreigners is the WTA player that got eliminated minutes ago: Cristina Bucsa Bucsa — it's fairly obvious she got her dad's surname twice because she was born and registered as a Spanish citizen after her parents got married (in Spain, married women keep their maiden surnames for the rest of their lives).

still chuckle remembering that time Nadal had a torn ab but fought on, battered Fritz then immediately retired after the match

what a flex

>>149592413
fokin a, man

>>149592498
didn't want that shitter in wimbly semis that badly

>>149592498
unspeakably based

>>149592498
Was annoying though because it meant that Kyrshit got a walkover to complete the easiest run to a final ever, an "achievement" that he and his dickriders live off.

>>149592498
I've unironically stopped rating Fritz ever since that match. Absolute disgrace.

>>149592263
>I fear no woman
>but that thing
>*picture of Sabalenka*
>it scares me

>>149592427
why wouldn't she, she was born in London. Her dad is Turkish is all.

For me its Bin Inshallaton

which wta single before the main?

>>149592490
fokin interesting post

>>149592498
Not only that but Novak did the exact same fucking thing
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/feb/12/novak-djokovic-australian-open-in-doubt-injury-scare-taylor-fritz-tennis

>>149592525
That and his 0-1000 record against Djokovic. Far worse players than him have beaten Djokovic in the last few years and he can't muster a single win? Pathetic.

>>149592553
10-0 h2h by the way

>Pavlyuchenkinastinastkova is good but Davidovich Fokina is too long...

the various genres of british tennis player:
british
seem british by name, not actually british
don't seem british by name, actually british
don't seem british by name, not actually british

>>149592553
Yeah but Nadal was actually injured.

>>149592380

>>149592490
i thought he was Jewish too? why didn't they do the traditional converso / marrano thing and just changed his name to Martinez or something

>>149592573
Pinnington Jones (P-Jones) was also too long

>>149592582
Meh thats it? Already saw it. I thought its a new one

>>149592579
someone had to say it

>>149592562
Monf can't either

You shouldnt be allowed to break in the first game of the match.

>stream interrupted to show this fucking uggo complain

>>149592582
You can easily figure a BBC sliding inside her guts

Why dont nadal use Nadal-Parrera instead of just nadal?

>>149592602
need to photoshop a yet taller woman wearing yet smaller sunglasses to the right of morgs

>>149592602
Even Paolini dabs on these monstrosities

So Kartal is actually a man, right? Why does she have pecs

>>149592579
Wasn't that the year that Djokovic cracked and released a scan of the ab tear because people kept saying it was bullshit, or am I getting mixed up?

>>149592577
>Katie Boulter
>Cameron Norrie
>Emma Raducanu
>Johanna Konta

>>149592579
True

>>149592562
True, that is pathetic as well but I think it's much worse to lose to someone who couldn't even serve and had to withdraw due to injury in straights.

>>149592617
good players are virile chads who don't care about "representing" their mothers. bitches like PCB and RBA are like oh no ive got to show off my matrilineal line

>>149592610
SHE'S A MOTHER
have some respect

>>149592634
I was gonna call the bottom category just "greg rusedski" before I remembered Australo-Hungary's Brave Johanna Konta

>>149592641
Thats a man(mother)

fuck off

centre court is so fucking slow and high bouncing

>>149592648
Is it bullet proof

>>149592633
There’s so much made up drama with gumby it’s hard to keep up

>>149592646

>>149592633
He posted scans this year after he retired against Zverev. Two other years he was apparently injured (and still won the AO easily of course) he never released anything despite hinting he would when people were doubting him.

>>149592648
They should put some of that British darkness in Wimbledon themed jars and sell them for 40 Pound Sterling a piece.

>>149592633
im pretty sure that was this year, the leg injury he suffered against Alcaraz at the AO which even Alcaraz put in doubt during and after the match

>>149592648
Umbrellas should be banned in this country. 55 year old women just can't be trusted with them. They don't know the fucking etiquette. People must lose eyes at Wimbledon every year.

>>149592553
Still waiting for those MRIs

i would 100% be a lezzo if i was a girl and i would play with my tits and pussy non stop. i would take lots of hot photos of my body too

>>149592586
Fokina is not Jewish at all... Some Ashkenazi Jews have surnames ending in -vich/-wicz, but in Fokina's case his -vich surname is just his Russian dad's patronymic surname.

Fokina is a rare case of someone born in Spain to parents from a Slavic country (very rare, but not non-éxistent).

All Russians get a patronymic surname which goes right between their given name and their 'real' family name. Much like Anglo-Saxon middle names, Russian patronymics are often left out beyond official documents. Rybakina, Sharapova, Kournikova or Kafelnikov have patronymics too in their full names, but I bet most foreign tennis fans have never heard of them.

>>149592665
You're right, I did get mixed up. It happens so often I can't keep track

kartal's a funny shape isn't she. squat little box of a lady.

>>149592665
All will be revealed when the documentary is finally released. Trust the plan.

>>149592658
Which is why Halle is the real grass tournament

>>149592669
What do they do?

>>149592674
Youre only saying that because you have test and libido. Remove that and your enthusiasm with kinky shit will dry up like most women

>>149592640
it's mostly a religious thing, in spain they have a mother goddess worship with the virgin mary. same reason feminism is huge now there too

GO ON SON(AY)

Has Federer shown up and gotten his dick sucked yet?

>David Ferrer Ern
This nigga called Ern

the various genres of australian tennis player:
>greek
>eastern euopean from a country that doesn't have tennis funding
>australian
>american, but not good enough to get funding
>russian lesbian

>>149592681
>>149592706
Be honest lads, would you?

>>149592675
i coulda swore i read he was Jewish somewhere. he doesn't look like one but then against neither does Shapo

Kartal is based I've decided.

Load up on Djokovic today. Once grug loses he won’t be good value.

>>149592720
Looks like a bloke. No

>>149592720
no she looks like hench malfoy

>>149592718
>the various genres of australian tennis player:
>australian
Name 1.

>>149592718
They'll all be replaced by Chineses in 1.75 generations.

atp version of the eala moment

>>149592720
Honestly? Don't think I could.

she an andre agassi leyton hewitt lookin ass motherfucker

>>149592718
you would think since they're majority Asian now there would be more Asian players representing them

>>149592750
Why can we see his open butthole?

Is that are Jodie in Kartal's box?

>>149592720
Fuck no. Absolutely no trace of femininity there.

>>149592720
I would let her peg me but thats it

>>149592744
Cruz Hewitt

>>149592750

>>149592744
Hewitt, Laver, Newcombe, Emerson, Rosewall...

>>149592213
They're apparently good friends.

>>149592720
Dyke isn't she?

>>149592757
shit i forgo
>asian

>>149592750
Bros got a sweaty arsehole. State of him. Holy shit this needs to be shown at his wedding day. fucking kek. Gallagher better mention this at Oasis later. Biblical.

>>149592720
Absolutely not.

>no morg gf

>>149592777
Name 1 who debuted in the last 25 years.

>>149592781
Your point being?

How is there a French player called Parry

>>149592781
Lesbians aren't real.

>>149592744
was going to say daria saville and then rememered she's russian
then i was going to say destanee aiava (thought she was bogan) but it turns out she's an islander
so i actually don't know any

>>149592750
Imagine putting your bare finger in that tight sweaty hole

>>149592790
Walton
Schoolkate

>>149592796
What's the problem?

Are you guys ready for the epic Cilic-Djokovic semifinal after Jannik withdraws due to torso injury?

>>149592720
I'd give it a go, no guarantee of success. Bet she gives a great handjob though, the deathgrip would be intense.

This absolute waster has the gall to show her face

>>149592720
hell yeah

>>149592718
centrelink sponsored abo Yarra Barramundi will be the next rafter in 2035

>>149592763
It is.

>>149592750
why did i click on this?

every time i watch wimbledon i get a little teary eyed. my grandma was english and she passed away before writing down her recipe for strawberries and cream

>>149592790
Ash Barty
Jordan Thompson
Max Purcell
Christopher O'Connell
Adam Walton
James Duckworth
Tristan Schoolkate
Alex Bolt

>>149592837
>Ash Barty
thats a good one, yeah

>>149592809
Final parameters: name 1 non shit male player who turned professional in the last 25 years who was born in Australia AND learned to play tennis as a kid in Australia.

Walton and Schoolkate. Detective series, episodic. They drive around rural Queensland as detectives for hire solving smalltown mysteries.

>>149592834
Its literally just strawberry and cream. What recipe

>>149592815
wouldn't it be a quarterfinal

>>149592854
sorry, just feeling emotional. grandpa passed away recently too and he never wrote down his recipe for bread and butter

>>149592844
Does Pat Rafter count

>>149592844
Todd Reid

imagine if emma beats sabs but then loses in the 4 round
that would be a let down wouldn't it

looks a bit like tim roth

I haven't even watched one second of Wimbledon lol
Anyway migrate
>>149579065
>>149579065
>>149579065

>>149592879
an emma kartal match would break spee I reckon

>>149592879
Why even imagining shit when she's obviously going to make 1 game in total?

>>149592888
nö

COME ON SONAY

Really don't get this bundes meme

MiDi :)

>>149592900
anons told me sabs will get mindbroken by the british crowd like scribbles did and i believe it

>>149592904
autism

>>149592879
I think this is more likely than anything else. Creating hype that ends in huge disappointment is her speciality

>>149592888
piss up a rope

>>149592906
jesus christ i forgot they are playing :c

Baking

>>149592977
>>149592977
>>149592977
>>149592977

>Portugal's brave Fonseca vs cowardly French lanklet Jarry
Who are you siding with?