Thread 149585315

OFFICIAL Denmark vs Sweden MATCH THREAD

first for johanna ryting kaneryd!

>>149585315 (OP)
Sex with blonde soccer girls

I think Arsenal will beat Denmark

why are you guys making threads 2 centuries before kickoff?

>>149589069
cause i expect to pass out soon and wake up well after kickoff has occurred
I vants thread to capture important match moments and ass screenshots

>>149589090
same
also because its nice to post somewhere while nothing else is going on

I want her to sit on my lap facing forward and we are both naked and my penis goes into her vagina repeatedly if you know what I mean

>>149589133
today is the most interesting group
Group death of course will be it thing, but C looks fun

>>149589133
/wfg/ a kill

>>149589149
THIS but from picrel

>>149589167
yyojjo!!
love the tism

>>149585315 (OP)
Nobody in my country knows who these are.

.

Swedish teams get hyped up by media and they're gonna come into this too cocky and get their asses slapped hard.

>>149585315 (OP)
>blonde hair
>black eyebrows
Explain

>>149591635
I don't watch women's sport regularly, are they actually any good?

for me it's Rolfö brutalizing femlets

>>149585315 (OP)
What is the dyke to straight woman ratio of those football teams?

>>149592557
Division by zero is impossible.

>>149593090
Lol

Sweden SHOCKED

Our response, Mountainjewbros?

>>149592557
no, we were only good when no one played women’s football

Denmark

Sverige

>>149594346
>old ass hag Asllani still in the lineup

Whoever designed our current kits should be deported to Svalbard. It looks like something I would buy at a street market and leave out in the sun for two weeks.

>>149585315 (OP)
will they break up after the match?

>>149594423
oh no not the nigger-free island with high wages and beautiful scenery, anything but that

>>149594459
Harder is buckbroken so no shot

>>149594346
>>149594367
Sweden fielding these fucking boomers, we're gonna get dabbed on.

For me it's Stina Blackstenius

SWE
>Falk gay, married
>Sembrant gay, likes Italian pussy
>Björn gay
>Angeldahl gay, married
>Zigiotti-Olme gay, married
DEN
>Harder gay, married
>Thomsen gay

orange girl's

>>149594771
Orange is the new black

Observing

>>149594334
>not playing Bruun
I wish them many injuries

>Asllani is STILL starting for Sweden
How washed is this team?

>>149594511
can we guess from this pic who's wearing the strapon?

>>149594156
lmao poorfag "country"

can't hear shit

>Denmark fielding twins
hot

>>149594919
maybe remove those hockey pucks from your ears
>Kavinsky playing in the stadium

>portugese lelverpel player
nothing of value was lost

already better than yesterday's slurpfest

>official Dutch commentary ahead of the footage
this is what my taxes are paying for?

i get harder when i look at harder

ERA PENAL

ERA

BENÖLTIE

benuldy

how is that a penal? dane kicked her hand into the ball
never a penal

>>149585315 (OP)
Bleaching Asllani with my cum

I thought that was crazy at first, but there's no reason her arm should be there

clear pen lol wtf

Can women do anything right? Clear penalty. Take it and get on with play.

If you can't see it in 10 seconds, no benalty

>>149592557
Sweden is quite straight
More dykes on the Danish team

REFBALL

good decision
good to see this tournament isn't as rigged as menonoid ones

>>149595127
>Sweden is quite straight

>>149595113
This, can't believe it took more than one replay to decide.

>copying MFF's chant
cringe

I hate ITV commentary so much. They always flip flop.
Before the decision > Definitely a penalty no reason her hand should have been there
After >Well they've made the right decision there :^)

>>149595132
It was a shit decision. Ref didn't want to call penalty so she called a free kick for a non-existent shove in the back.

>Musovic not playing
I gave one single fuck about womens footy and now I give none. Shan't be watching this!

>>149595160
What are you watching? They were doing the whole "where should she put her arm?" thing well before it went to the monitor.

>>149595183
Yeah, but they flip flopped. Right before the decision was called they were saying her hand clearly deflected the ball.

>>149595171
This

>>149595181
she suffered a season-ending pregnancy

Can I get a Stenius status update?

>>149595244
WANGERHEIM IN

>>149595254
has a big bum

>Nadim back in the squad
she's so good holy shit

Cringe chants.

Red 18 a cute.

Finna make chicken stew for ht

Sex with all the danes

>>149595382
big if stew

>>149595382
I made a meatloaf

>>149595382
Got a posh katsu curry for dins. Probably wait for between matches though.

>Camp Sweden singing Hammarby songs

Kek

MÅÅÅÅÅÅL

test

It's unfair that Denmark gets all the redheads

>>149595505
didnt work:/

So Harder of Sporting Lisboa transitioned from MTF to play in this tournament. Now that's commitment.

>>149595513
can't decide whether number 3 is hot or not

women have smaller bladders than men, and it is more difficult for women to control their bladders compared to men.

>>149595114
How old s she here?

Damn all these cute fertile girls should have an obligation to give birth to 3 kids before pro career. Not wasting the prime fertility years on "football" shit

>>149595498
MÅLAND

>>149595558
who asked do

>>149595558
imagine if jrk just lifted her leg up mid match and did a wee on the pitch hahaha

play the fucking game

>>149595625
this is the lesbian mating ritual

Nice save

kino save

She said no

>>149595218
Sorry about that, guys. It was my fault.

>>149595587
haha yeah, what if she had to play the rest of the match without shorts because they were wet lol

Nogen der ved hvor man kan se kampen gratis? Taaak!

>>149595727
can't you just pirate German TV? it's on ARD

our ngubette is flirting with the judge

>>149595548
Snu snu hot

KÜHL IN NOW

female ass brap near my mouth and nose holes

Nordik boys are for Thai girls only.

>>149595775
i don’t have a vpn i wish i coulddd

>>149595809
Can't see the appeal desu senpai

>>149595727
sporttuna.lc

>>149595802
Yes please

>>149595818
for me it’s kweens

>>149595828
schoener-fernsehen dot com

>>149595835
I didn't say it appealed to me.

Cheers lads

>>149595818
That's like a 10 in Thailand. (3 in Sweden)

How much of lesbians are actually bi and wouldn't mind living in a big beautiful family like 2 them and 1 me? Imagine waking up with a two naked toned women completely naked by your side to left and right, wrapping your legs with their meaty warm fit thighs.... why does society prohibits me from this >_<

>30 degrees
i thought switzerland was a cold country like the scandinavian countries

>>149595897
imagine if you and they move a bit during the night and in the morning you wake up to both their asses on either side of you and they brap a huge stinky morning brap each, straight into your face.

Its not a semen slurp because they are girls.

>>149595897
>How much of lesbians are actually bi
Most of them but these football dykes are usually very committed to the bit.

>>149595897
soon you’ll be like Paraguay after the war with Brazil, and be forced to take multiple wives

>>149595950
discharge slurp

>>149595897
literally every single one of them who is in a relationship with a 10+ years older lesbian. They get groomed at junior level

I fucking love female legs

>>149595802
she cute

Is the winning team the ones who wear the strap or the ones who receive?

Feels like there's a decent chance of a Swedish TOTALFIASKOEXTRA this championship

>>149596025
Rolling for total fiasko kollaps

even the commentators stopped

2nd half LETSGO!

what a thot

GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL

yawn

Something finally happened

GOOOOOAL! Which part of stockholm are you from?

cringe

GO SWEDEN GO

Weak by the keeper

>>149596183
Rinkeby

holmgaard thigh's

Why do they have female refs? Don't they want good calls? baka

ded

>100 km/h goal
In what fucking world

WHAT A SAVE!

Even Denmark's outfield players are better keepers than their keeper

>>149596263
name one(1) non-retarded moid ref

>>149596318
unff

Why is Denmark so shit?

haha >benis :DD

100 years ago, all these women would be preparing lunch for their husbands and taking care of their three children. Do you agree with our current society?

best smilla

>>149596349
>their three children
they're not 15 anymore, macaco

Fucking finally, should be 4-0

>>149596365
>named smilla
>doesn't smill

When is Rolfö coming on?

>>149596335
All the best Danes left for England about 1200 years ago

Who is the hottest player on the pitch right now?

>>149596404
Asllani

>>149596404
Me

WHERE IS KÜHL

why is there one lady in the stadium singing abba

danish players falling apart

>>149596349
Women's football, high-speed internet, the airline industry, and magnetic resonance imaging are the only four good things about modern society.

>>149596404
Kaneryd

>>149596409
low effort bait

>>149596394
Woah, you got any more?

>>149596404
Out of habit, loyalty and tradition I have to say Asllani.
When she gets subbed it will probably be Björn.

>>149596404
Kaneryd

>>149596429
Nudifying AI technology too. Now I can see what Jackie Groenen would look like in crotchless panties

Players LARPing as men and now even the fucking fans are LARPing as men with their cringe chants. Everyone of these cunts should have about 5 (White) kids each by now, that includes the supporters, but instead they're wasting their time with this shit. Europe is so cooked bros.

Which Nordic country do all the other Nordic countries hate?

>>149596478
sweden

>>149596472
You're Irish

>>149596478
As a Swede, Its easily Denmark.

I’m gonna assume the ginger they’ve been showing during the match is legal

>>149596478
Sweden, because we won the regional power struggle.

>>149596478
Sweden

Rember there was a time when Asllani was prettu much the only hot player on the team. And now we have a full squad of goddesses. How far we have come.

Oh fuck, I remember that Nadim is pretty good.

>>149596404
Nadim, for that exotic desert pussy

>>149596467
fuck you, leave jackie alone you pervert

i enjoy the works of nathalie bjorn

>>149596501
What regional power struggle? There’s been no regional power struggle in Scandinavia since the early modern period.

>>149596478
Sweden

>>149596491
You're sharp you are.

>>149596521
"No"

Swedes ITT, there’s a decent chance we meet in the QF
Do you rate your chances against England or will the lionesses 4-0 you again?

anyone playing rematch?
it's actually good

>>149596531
>What regional power struggle?
The one that was settled in the early modern period.

>>149596553
our team is shit but I don’t know how good the slags are

>>149596557
It’s good but I’m having to basically unlearn all the years of playing PES/FIFA
I’ve shanked some very easy chances.

for satanihelvede

no. 8 is a boy

>>149596553
We aint better than last tournament, you probably shut Blackstenius down again for another victory.

TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY TOMBOY

>>149596553
The 4-0 was an anomaly, obviously the football gods were in weird mood that year since England actually won a tournament.

>>149596478
Sweden

Oh no, not Jakobsson! All she does is run and nothing more. Back in the days she could atleast beat opponents in 1v1

Reminder that Hurtig is just desperately trying to hide how incredibly good looking she actually is.

having the last name “hurtig” is low-key tough as fuck lmao. “fast” in english <3

The women's soccer is all lesbian right? I know how they can boost viewership 1000%.

At the end of the game, the losing team must choose 5 tributes for the winning team to take back into their locker rooms and use as their oral sub slaves. All this will be broadcast, of course

>>149596635
'Quick' isn't that uncommon of an English name

>>149596467
>in crotchless panties
I can't even imagine what this looks like

>>149596635
It's one of those typical "soldier names" that the army handed out during the 17th-18th centuries.

What are tomboys for again, sp?

Ouch

>>149596643
this is a high IQ post

bayern? more like gayern, amirite?

>+9
Why? I havn't watched the game?

Pls shut the shrieking lady up

>9 min
Fucking corrupt Brazilians, what a surprise

>>149596701
Which one?

HARDER IS DOWN AND CRYING

Imagine being named "Harder" lmao
Silly Danes

bleeding

>>149596697
Two men having sex is 100% gay.
A man having sex with a woman is 50% gay because there is a man involved.
Two women having sex is 0% gay.

>>149596731
Imagine being her father. I don't wanna be the Harder Daddy

>>149596741
Is it that time of the month already?

>>149596765
a man having sex with a trap is 200% gay

>>149596731
I know a dutch woman named Harder.
When drunk she literally climbs up on tables and screams "my name is Harder".
Her friends all have perfectly normal dutch names such as Donk, Klonk, Klomp, de Skonk and van der 't

pernille harder is one of those proper lesbos like beth england

>>149596814
Name an improper lesbian

Easy win for our hot girls.

You got lucky, swedetards...

>>149596826
perhaps "bull dyke" would have been a better term. you've got your niamh charleses who are proper lesbians but not bull dykes. then you've got your "bisexuals" like alisha lehman and leigh nicol who clearly like cock but have a hangup about it

castrate the danish coach

ASLLANI DIN GAMLA KRIGARE

>>149596926
>Schelin in tears, emotional over Asllanis celebration.

Did Schelin defend Asllani back im the days when Pia Sundhage froze her out when she refused to dance with the dykes after a win? Dont think so.

What did we learn?

>>149597043
Probably not.
She was crying for Marika though, not Kosovare.

>>149595950
Squirt slurp

After all, this CWC was about 2 brazilian teams against 5 EUROPEAN TEAMS.

The 'Best Club of the World', Champion of the CWC 2025, using 12/32 slots of participation, the largest participation, of course will be an european team, right? Heh.