Thread 149586699

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>>149586699 (OP)
wtf is this real?

3 hit game for Adell

Jays

clap clap clap clap your bussy
clap clap clap clap your bussy
everybody clap your bussy

I do not enjoy watching peterson pitch.

>>149586710
i didn't realize that the pitching rubber is so big

>>149586703
...lost to the literal worst team in baseball

>>149586710
he gave up 4 runs to the literal worst team in baseball

>>149586710
whoa - never realized they were that big

watch this guys, it's great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqe8uq9BWVc

Welp that was a load of shit

GG Angels neto looks really good

>>149586716
More like
>Everybody clap that buss!
>*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
>*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
>Clap, Clap-Clap, clap a buss

I do not like peterson.

>>149586710
wtf

also: is that chase utley in the back?

>>149586732
I just found out she was the main character in those 50 Shades of Grey movies. I avoided those like the plague when they came out

alright natties time to finish it off

Gotta look out this weekend, Angels are hot right now. Don't ruin our homestand vibes!

>>149586747
Never saw them either

>>149586710
so, it's been just a chunk of wood all along?

>>149586710
So the clip of Kershaw's last strikeout uploaded by MLB on their channel shows his family in the stands briefly and right before the camera cuts back to the mound, his daughter hitches up her skirt and flash her undies, which is kinda awkward and they might want to edit that part/reupload

I do not enjoy seeing peterson's face even in the dugout.

the owner of /mlb/ has treated me to oonnnneeee six pack

Yeah our 'pen is shit

Jays still likely to lose this game, bullpen is gassed as fuck

>>149586774
they shouldn't even show families at all

>>149586757
it’s rubber…

Attaboy Reese

Mariners in 30!

burke you shit do NOT let this slip

>>149586774
That girl looks 8 years old. Why are you like this?

Your New York Metropolitans need to score some moar focking runs here

>>149586798
I get that but it looks like a chunk of 12x12 wood

Muncybros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7kBrHxmDR0

>>149586724
>>149586720
seething yankfag

>>149586818
I got a chunk a 12x12 wood for ya

And that's a series win. Back to .500 we go.
GG Braves. It sucks Wash couldn't be here for this series, it seems like he really wanted to meet all the players again.

I was about to put on the mariners game but I don't feel like listening to that australian accent

Go Jays, this is where you need to hang in there.

>>149586836
fill up my mest bussy....

>>149586836
i ain't even gay

>Ligers
hahahahaha

>>149586813
Buddy if one of his sons' shorts fell down around his ankles I would be saying the same thing, that video is gonna be on their channel forever

>>149586832
prolly metsfag actually

>>149586840
>bitch about woman announcer
>they bring in an australian male
>bitch about that too
next you're going to complain there are black announcers like Tony Kemp

>>149586823
fucking sucks. hope he can come back this season and do well but I'm not holding my breath.

>>149586870
It’s six weeks on injury

>>149586860
quit staring at the genitalia of children pervert

>>149586862
I do not care about the stros and ambivalent on the doyerpacos personally. Let’s all just settle down.

My Jintsies on the board :)

Nice job Green. But there's just no way this one run lead holds on for six more outs

>>149586881
yeah but how drastically will it affect his hitting and fielding though. his fielding isn't exactly top tier.

>>149586890
Fuck the dodgers. Go mets.

>>149586860
>>149586774
it's no longer June, it's time for you to go

>>149586881
rough timeline. like he said it's great news there's no structural damage or tears but there's still no guarantee that he'll be ready to perform at the mlb level in that amount of time. his age and size probably work against him also.

cricket is so gay

>>149586914
imagine not being a t-mobile chad

>>149586914
Like the good kind of gay or the bad kind of gay?

don't let the tiggers loss to the nats distract you from the fact that the rockies spiritually won a series against the trashcans today

>>149586731
he’s jewish

StaneKKK you sonofabitch!!!

beast mode stanek

how are the Metsineriants doing tonight?

>>149586935
poor man's seulgi

>>149586936
Gonna need about six more runs before I feel ok about this

>>149586867
>ayooo so dey be 2 strikes, 2 balls eh-heh, an 1 out. Mask you summon Deshawn, you ever dip yo reee-ibs in extra sauce? Like dey dun already been dipped but you dip em ‘gin, you know, fo da folks?
>oh yassah Maurice you besta know I be dippin’ mah ree-ibs

>>149586925
He doesn't look very jewish

>>149586936
you know how it is

>>149586914
any sport that Indians can be competitive in can’t be a proper sport worth playing

Why is my bussy not getting clapped

>>149586953
he does if you know the signs
https://jewishbaseballmuseum.com/player/joc-pederson/

>>149586971
chop on brutha!

I don't like watching alonso bat.

>>149586936
My Jintsies ended the losing streak last night are in the lead rn

>>149586984
Didn’t ask

>>149586992
You shouldn't support fat people.

When was the last time you activated beast mode?

Straw Hats for One Piece night!

>>149586998
nice clip. make me chuckle.

>>149586996
>fat people

Fatlonso has manboobs. He's a fat bastid

>>149586935
literally no ass.

>>149586998
lmao

>>149586998
trans people in sports is getting ridiculous

>>149587008
What the hell

>>149587010
Disgusting

>>149587010
i look like that

Soto is Yankees coded, he doesn't really fit the Mets vibe

>>149587006
somebody photoshop it into a 12pk of soda or something

could really use an insurance run here

Have a seethe :)

>>149587027
>femoid trigger discipline

sex with kirsten

toss 'im, ump!

Wait, why is Drew Pomeranz working out of the bullpen?

it's all riding on diaz

>>149587027
I look like that

Start eating those sunflower seeds Boone

kirsten screencapper where you at?

>>149587034
working on getting another screenie

>>149587025
seethe

>>149587043
what's your @

TIMMY TRUMPETS TIME

Pussy pitch!

Yankee Booner Dandy

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149586998
>SEC
wtf i thought this was like a little league game, she's so small

>>149587061
for me it's the (former) pac-12

>>149587066
Is AUSL worth watching at all? I haven't bothered to look into it yet.

I think the DOYERS should score more runs than the White Sox!

ITFDB

kpop demon hunters got me stanning out on god

>>149587010
goal bod

>doyers about to spam this subreddit
can you faggots fuck off for one night?

>>149587027
>navel piercing
dropped

If you throw the meatball before the forkball, the batter will be stymied. Do it backwards though and you’re up shit’s creek without a fishing license

>>149587072
i haven't watched it either but people have posted some qts from it on here

TIME FOR DODGERS!

stFd!!!

I think my ASS should get turned out daily!

A lot to ask of a kid from the minors to close out a game against the Yankees.

>>149587081
eat it flyover, ya trailer park hick

>>149587034
>>149587048
couldn't get a great one today but still way better than anything I get to look at irl

>>149587051
i remember watching this live and realizing i dislike dominicans in large numbers

ITFDB!

Let's list all the teams who have a pitcher with 3,000 strike outs on their team, okay?
I'll go first:
>DOYERS

LGM

Hahahahaha what a kwab

c'mon May be good today

oh man I love retarded basbeball moments

>>149587100
not the best but i appreciate the effort.

yelich is safe

uhh we'll take it

real slurper in chicago goin on

>>149587072
it is kinda fun to watch, yes

I hate edlose diaz so much it's unreal

>>149587081
no.

I thought Kershaw was the first one to 3k or at least the first leftie to do it but finding out he’s the fourth leftie to do it makes me wonder why I should give a crud

>>149587116
Looks out to me

>call overturned
ump-bros...

Call is....overturned

>Bellinger
Thanks for the good laugh Yankees

ROSS WE NEED FRESH ARMS STAT

>>149587081
which team should i post about instead?

I wonder what games Muncy will be playing while out on the IL.

>>149587126
it’s like getting filthy fourths and bragging about it

Clutch Mets W

lol sewers

M'sbros....

Mets! :)

>>149587114
may as well try to make a folder for her while she's here and I plan on watching everything I can anyway

>>149587088
>>149587122
Hm. Guess I'll have to take a peek.

>>149587100
thank you for your service.

>>149586998
>taunting
welp, run negated, should've been taught better but them the rules

HE STRUCK HIM OUT AND THE BALLGAME IS OVER!! Gg brews. The Mets have finally won a series.

>made a manager assmad from a replay decision

Umpbros, we ate good today.

Dustin May with his best inning of the season

A clean May inning?!

>>149587158
>heh, problem brewers?

>>149587081
they're going to be quiet actually because they're about to lose to the worst team in baseball

METS WIN

>>149587151
just wait for the teams OF to drop

>>149587126
4th leftie out of 20 total. only the 3rd out of 20 to do it with one team. we won't see anything like it again.

Of course the worst team is baybaw is from the Midwest since that’s where all the worst people are

>>149587165
Please appear in JAV soon!

Toids better not seethe at my Mets

>>149587165
tfw no big tit gook gf

>>149587181
why would hispanics seethe at the mets?

>>149587180
what is the best site for JAVs?

>>149587165
I think you meant to post this.

>>149587188
Mets are the Latinx team.

pitchcom is a meme

>>149587189
FANZA(DMM)

>>149587173
maybe you won’t see it again but I certainly will

>>149587198
how do i become a jav cameraman
i want to record gokkun specifically

Mets are the hymietown team

I could get used to a big titty competition every time the Mets win tbqh

>>149587199
how old are you?

>>149587206
Aren’t you gay?

>>149587199
I remember when Pete Rose broke Ty Cobb's record. These are the kind of moments you remember.

walktani

>>149587209
I am ageless, a man of all-time

>>149587212
I ain't even gay

walktani

Walktani

walktani

>>149587219
>>149587222
>>149587226
>>149587227
reddit

>>149587198
>account required

>>149587219
>>149587222
>>149587226
>>149587227
no one cares doyerpacos

Vargie is everyone's best friend at first :)

>>149587217
literal fucking boomers around here goddammit

Do it mook

OH NO HE DIDNT

Another Springer dinger!

SPRINGER DINGER X2

>>149587190
>pushup bra
kwaibtb (kek what a itty bitty titty bitch)

SPRINGER AGAIN

good catch vargas

>>149587232
>doyerpacos
we go by doyerchads now

THANK YOU BASED SPRINGER

SPRINGER
DINGER

freddie :)

freddie :)

freddie :)

freddie :3

A girl showed me her bra in high school and I asked if it was a push up bra and she said yes so I said how about we make it a pull down bra and she said okay and that’s the story of how I grabbed my first tits when I was 14. It was a good day I remember unlike some dumb bullshit about a millionaire playing a child’s game lmao

FREDDIE

FREDDIE!

>>149587230
missav

MISSAV

Freddy has found his swing baby!

scoretani

>>149587269
I can confirm this one as good.

I think Springer mindbroke Jomboy

Freddie Freeman out here holding a dental convention in his mouth

>>149587265
got several good stories like that I can't be fucked to share lmao

>>149587265
was that the last time you felt a booba?

Hey Freddie. The teeth store called and they’re running out of you!

problem, vladdy?

>>149587072
>>149587151
Its fun to get attached to a team. Which is why i think the old version didn't work when they would do some stupid drafting format every week instead of just having set teams.
Now you can follow the team you like, learn about the players and watch them throughout the season.

They are currently on break though because there's some international softball tournament going on that a lot of players are participating in. They're back on the 7th.

Also it's worth noting it's free and easy to watch most of the games because they're broadcasted for free on mlb.com/ausl or on the app. And the ones that are on ESPN can be found with a stream.

>>149587299
no, I felt up my work gf today at the office since nobody was there

>>149587300
what's the point, you're their all-time best seller!

welcome to the game, myles

all the big dogs need to step up more with Muncy out. Muncy led the NL in RBI since the beginning of May with a WRC+ over 170.

You're at the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

Dat nigga sponsored by Crest and Aquafresh

>>149587322
Hiroshima

This nigga is the real deal.

>>149587318
Do toid girls really?

>>149587322
hit em with a roulette wheel, he’ll he utterly gobsmacked

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149587318
Cute tummy

>>149587322
Turn 360 and walk away

>>149587311
Do they have the same level of comradery and pep as the college girls? Are they as perky and plump? Does the camera crew crop out the butt shots?

>>149587312
when was the last time you had sex?

Polanco double!

>>149587322
Please delete this video immediately, lol

>>149587322
https://youtu.be/rF-HEE6PepI

>>149587318
I wonder if she's a Doyer groupie for him now

>>149587355
tuesday

i wish i could send all coomers to alligator alcatraz

Unbelievable series. GG Yaks. Your guys put up one hell of a fight every single game. Could be an ALDS/ALCS preview.

4 game sweep! GG Yankees.

Did somebody say 1st place????

>>149587367
how long did it take for the guy to cum?

I wanna send the jews to raccoon rikers but you don’t see me bragging about it

>>149587377
>>149587380
>GG

GO back faggots

yay!

>>149587319
what if mookie and teo continue to be dogshit instead

ez sweep

>>149587377
>Your guys put up one hell of a fight every single game.
lol at that berb condescension

>>149587380
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>149587354
Almost all of them are college aged girls. It's the first season of play so they had a big draft to even have players and so most the players are fresh out of college.
And yeah they seem to have good comradery, they're allowed to swarm the field after a homerun in the middle of the game and jump around and celebrate and shit.
There's a lot of buttshots yeah, i don't think they intentionally avoid showing their butts.

>>149587384
you guys see that? he said he had sex tuesday, I said how long did it take for the guy to cum hehehe

>>149587384
Me, the guy, blew a sticky one on her back in like four minutes. Shit was so cash

Ouch! Another Yankees loss huh? Chin up, that’s just baseball!

can we play the yankees again pls?

>>149587322
he looks like the type of guy who would just fold and freeze and give up or otherwise not know what to do if you got on top of him and started kissing/licking/humping him. like one twist of the nipple would probably give him a full erection right then and there even though you're literally in the process of raping him on the floor of the bar which should be really embarrassing but instead that doesn't even factor into his mind he's just swooning back and forth in pleasure. kind of crazy to think a guy could enter ecstasy on the flip of a dime like that but yeah

>>149587386
>>149587396
typical yaks salt, save some for your dinner cunts

being a normie is so based bros I don’t know why you incel queers just don’t off yourselves

>>149587366
She went to dodger stadium and felt unsafe with all the drunk cholos hitting on her and never went back

>>149587409
27.

>>149587384
>>149587400
This stupid shit made me laugh. I should rewatch the Sopranos

>>149587399
Ah nice

Yankee Stadium should be renovated to a soccer only stadium. At least NYCFC can beat Toronto, unlike the Yankees.

>the Yankees have left Canada dry
Haha hilarious. I see what he did there. What a comedian am I right guys

HE'S A DAWG

>>149587377
What are you talking about? The Yankees are lifeless. LSU could take two out if three against them.

Ah, so Conforto is playing.

>>149587422
You forgot 1993, or 1967, or 2019, your numbers are as irrelevant as your posts, please continue embarassing yourselves

>>149587389
the team will figure it out most of the time but it's hard to imagine the lineup will be better without Muncy even with more guys improving. Esteury Ruiz takes the roster spot. outfield defense and speed should get better and push Edman and Kim almost exclusively into the infield.

>>149587441
what in the fuck does that mean?

puns are based

>>149587010
My body looks like that too. Someone give me millions of dollars to play a child’s game for a living.

27. FUCKING. RINGS. You maple syrup bitches.

>>149587450
It means to trust in your heaviness and patiently fall ya idiot

>>149587010
>>149587460
Bros im way fatter than that guy, i could have been a great baseball player

>>149587461
>get swept by a fucking leaf
>M-MUH 27 RANGZ
>BEFORE BLACKS AND BEANERS PLAYED

big time rush with a base hit

25 of those rings don’t even count lmao

>>149587471
27 rings you traitor

imagine getting your shit pushed in by a needle dicked bird

>m-muh antique pieces of metal and a pocket watch back when there were less than a dozen teams!

You sound like Leafs fans. That's how pathetic you are.

We need yankeechad sex haver now more than ever

>>149587482
27 rings you fucking britcuck

Yankees fans be like “oh yeah? Well somebody else owns some rings haha yeah i don’t have shit tho” lmao

Happy for those Blue Jays, especially after how disappointing the past two offseasons have been for them. But fuck Canada.

>>149587491
27. Kiss them

>>149587488
How many of those rings were won during your lifetime, fagit?

>>149587461
Don’t you have a mudslime communist to campaign for?

What American thing are you gonna do tomorrow /mlb/? As a cousin fuckin flyover hick, I’m gonna send a check to Israel and grill up some Hebrew nationals haha no not like that /pol/ ;)

>Rushing gets on base
>Rojas pops out to leave bases empty for leadoff Ohtani again
Laws of nature shit

Is Boone's job in danger?

shitkees kek

>>149587505
27

>>149587506
27 rings you jeet

Man, I tried being nice but fuck Yankees fans man, they are beyond saving. I hope your team crashes out of contention, bitchasses.

For the second time ever this season, DAAAAAA JANKEES have been swept by another division rival and are officially out of first place! Lol

>>149587508
Laws of gayture

Kiss em!

>swept in 4
>lose the division
>lose the tiebreaker
It's so unbelievably over. I hate this team.

>>149587502
Let’s see em anon post your rings

>>149587509
he just signed an extension lol
they're not firing his ass

>>149587461
i hope your grill doesn't light tomorrow

>>149587506
I'm unironically rooting for him if he keeps telling zog to neck themselves

>>149587517
kek

>>149587507
I got a big tub of cookies from Costco. I'm gonna buy some pizzas and some pepsis and just chill on my front lawn

>>149587405
they're back later this month

>>149587508
at least May looks sharp so far

9/11

>>149587517
Kek!!

>>149587509
No, but it should be. Should have been in danger 5 fucking years ago.

>>149587513
Why do the Yankees only have 27 rings? Haven’t they been playing for a thousand years or whatever lmao what a bunch of literal queermosexual gaymos

>>149587521
And you also lost a starter

Cubs win it here

>>149587547
Shut up Michael

Cubs have 92 rings

>>149587536
One would hope so against the White Sox

>>149587545
You're right

>>149586998
It was cool until she yelled at the catchers face.

>>149587520
How many of those rings were won during your lifetime, fagit?

Dusty you gotta go 7

>>149587561
you have to understand, this is the doyers world series since they're about to get swept on pedolive night

Cubs are undefeated in games that they scored more runs

>>149587561
doesn't matter who it's against. he's been all over the place for over a month.

>>149587566
Most of them, zoomer cuck.

GENO

Cubs have never lost a game by 15 runs, unlike both New York teams that don’t even eat real pizza

eating a salad while i watch dustin may pitch. how did this mf almost get murdered by lettuce, it's so easy to eat, like just chew

[W]
GG guardians

Dustin May is dealing tonight

>>149587579
Literal Statin island boomer lmao

question for white sux fans... why them and not the cubbies?

that's may in the corner

>>149587571
>getting swept in Game 2 of 3
>>149587588
I'm pretty sure that esophagus-tearing lettuce thing is bullshit. He was probably doing something unprintable so the front office decided they would run a story that is so ridiculous they couldn't possibly be making it up

>>149587607
>uh yeah coach I was trying to eat a zucchini in one bite and I tore my esophagus uh yeah seriously it wasn’t a penis I swear

I traded Paul Skenes for Matt Olson and Lucas Giolito. Sick of this faggot Buccos team giving no run support and bullpen blowing games.

>>149587579
The Yankees have won just 5 world series in the last 46 seasons. How old are you?

14 would be the least number to be considered "most of 27 world series". The Yankees have won 14 world series since 1949. How old are you, grandpa?

>>149587606
>Five Nights at Cubbies

>>149587602
cubs hadn't done shit before 2016, whereas the sox won in 2005.

walktani season 2

>walktani AGAIN
At least he didn't strike out

>>149587607
>uhhh coach you’re never going to believe it but I totally wasn’t taking huge dabs while getting my balls and asshole tongued by Ukrainian whores which caused me cough so hard I tore my esophagus uh yeah i was eating lettuce too fast and I was just going too hard on my nutrition coach

Walktani x2

walktani

walking power hitters should cost you two bases

thugtani

MOOKI E SLAP + OHTANI SPEED
MOOKI E SLAP + OHTANI SPEED
MOOKI E SLAP + OHTANI SPEED

GO GAYS GO
GO GAYS GOOOOOO
HEY MURDER CAPITAL, WHAT DO YA SAY
THE GAYS ARE GONNA WIN TODAY
GO GAYS GO

HE CANT EVEN SEE HES SQUINTING FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST PITCH TO HIM WTF

the only way dookie butts gets on base these days

freddie :)

fweddie :3

freddie :)

freddiebros.... we are so back

lolsox
>nips now calling Mookie "pookie"

Freddie :)

F
R
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D
D
I
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Prepare your anus this Saturday Asstro Nene poster.

>>149587634
Okay first thing is get rid of this intentional walk is just waving them on horseshit. Go out there and pitch four balls. That said, if the batter has an average over .300 then he’s allowed to catch a lobbed ball and run the bases with it until he’s tackled and it’s taken from him then tagged out.

This is just the 1959 World Series all over again.

Freddie Luvsmen

>Ohtani leadoff walk
>Mookie shits himself
>Freddie brings runs home
Rinse and repeat

Freddie Freeman takes vacation days just to floss

>>149587663
Go to bed gramps

>>149587671
Quite the set of chompers

>not losing to the white sox is like winning the world series to the nu pacos
huh

COMFY-TO!

CONFORTO BOMBO

COMFY

COMFY

Freddie Freeman bought a convertible so he can run though the car wash with a smile to take an hour off his morning routine

confortoapologyform.jpg

>>149587681
>posting this today and not last night

1st in the division

>>149587695
I feel like at this point he's basically just Kike except instead of beloved and can do no wrong is the scapegoat for all the evils in the world

>Last time Jays were 49-38
>1993

>>149587706
Talk about bizarro world

>>149587709
it's coming home

erm....

All of the good guys are winning today

>>149587706
no one has shit on Conforto for a few weeks now

Goddamn fires it smells terrible outside and it’s blocking out the sun, fuckin matrix bullshit

Executing bitches

APOLOGIZE

all my illegal streams are down!

>>149587736
all games are free on mlb website this weekend

>>149587736
new bill is working hard, i see

No-hitter for May tonight?

>>149587745
totally

somewhere out there in L.A. is a vato watching his fifth dodger game of the season nodding along and going
>eh, this conforto foo is pretty good. doyers made a hella good signing

>>149587745
May be

M'sbros that was close.

>4 clean innings with 37 pitches
holy based

more games like this please May. shit like this is what we were supposed to see more often.

>>149586710
CHICKEN JOCKEY

We're gonna need some compassion from this genny.

>>149587736
no stream is illegal on stolen land

I hope /mlb/ doesn't get too mad at the dodgers today. Can't we all just get along?

>>149587769
You need to sell.

>>149587770
based

>>149587758
hella true brohamski

>>149587732
I was too quick to judge you

>>149587758
he's made a fair amount of good defensive plays this season considering how slow he is and rep for poor defense.

POLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

poloslam

>>149587772
no sorry that flyover retard has some seething to do

>>149587762
>clean
but enough about my bussy

>>149587774
No

>>149587322
Ask him to autograph my girlfriend's tits.

>2 outs and no runners on for ohtani
no...

Who can the Yankees trade for prospects? They don't even have anyone who is good.
>judge
Have you seen him in October? Not good.

post your most kino baseball webm

>>149587791
Acuna Jr for Austin Wells, Will Warren, and George Lombard Jr.

does the organist not know any one piece songs

>>149587799
why would the barves do that

>>149587797
HOLY FUCK LMAO

Whiskey making me shit fire again

I asked Ohtani for an autograph once and he pulled out this crazy ass samurai sword it might’ve been one of those magic anime ones but anyway he pulled an onion some carrots and a fully cooked portion of tappanyaki chicken from his pocket, tossed the menagerie into the air, and signed his name in kanji while perfectly slicing and dicing the food before it landed neatly on the small serving dish he keeps in his back pocket. So much more class than when I got an autograph from Wander Franco where he just grabbed some girls tits and spat on the ground before calling me a pinche chivato

>>149587801
I think he has played We Are before

my powerade pee bottle is almost full

>>149587809
hello nu

>>149587819
get it together anon, jesus christ

>>149587805
Rebuilding year?

>>149587797
>ejects him when the game has ended

>>149587797
What do the pitcher's hand gestures mean? Is it a black thing?

>3000 strike outs last night
>no hitter tonight

>>149587797
Mariners Legend Fernando Rodney.

>>149587808
kek

Does Devers have a fuckin hole in his bat or what man FUCK

>normies in the back wearing the straw hat
based!

>>149587835
Then they traded him away two months later lol

Conforto wtf he's saving May

>>149587826
this nigga had aura even if he was so mid and not the seags replacement

Raphael Defers lmao

>>149587848
He's only good against the Yankees.

>>149587848
*ahem

>>149587850
I remember laughing so hard at this. Stanton is really slow.

>>149587696
fits now as much as it did yesterday

I guess when 90% of your games are against sub .500 teams, you get uppity...

>>149587859
Bo was juiced to the gills

We are watching May's performance. No hits through 5 innings on 50 pitches

>>149587797
didn't he shatter his helmet doing this?

I LOVE THE HAT GAME SO MUCH BROS!

>NO HITTER IN PROGRESS
>NO HITTER IN PROGRESS
>NO HITTER IN PROGRESS
DUSTIN MAY ONLY 50 PITCHES DEEP WHEN THE TOP OF THE 6th BEGINS

>>149587874
they needed umpball to win by one run last night, this game's a blowout there's no tension

He saw my dusty gay comment and started throwing spitballs tonight to show that’s he’s the real alpha knob slobber

another dookie pop up

>>149587797
absolutely electric body movement. couldn't choreograph it better
>>149587826
technically not gay

https://x.com/Bennett_F7/status/1940966584396534131?t=sv2As5RGJftSZR3DlcszIw&s=19
kek

>>149587859
>that wall run
lel

>>149587896
Who are these people?

FAGGOT

>>149587896
imagine watching shit like this unironically

Fucking dodgers fans should’ve reached for that

what a fucking catch

>>149587917
what that nine year old?

silly dodgers, if you adjusted your stadium to be like nu yankee stadium that'd be 70 rows deep and you wouldn't have to worry about someone catching it

TEO

>>149587896
can't wait to see what Boone says on Talkin' Yanks!

>>149587898
>this is the first video anon saw of baseball
grim

>1000 hits
Big deal

NY fags would have interfered

>>149587932
this is unironically kino
not sure how the umps handled it. batter out and then 2 bases for fan interference for any runners?

>>149587929
AND miguel vargas is lurking somewhere out there, and I could never tell the two apart

>>149587896
Oppressively Canadian voices

>>149587932
how does that lifetime ban even work like do they have the dudes mugshot hanging in every park or what?

nu

>>149587953
>>149587953
>>149587953

great catch freddie

>>149587899
he used to sneak out of the house at night as a teenager during the summertime and his bedroom was on the second floor. the floorboards creaked in the living room, so he used to just hang from the windowsill of his room and jump down. to sneak back inside he'd get a running start and run up the wall and grab onto the windowsill and pull himself into his room.

>>149587948
criminal trespassing charges if you get caught at a game in the future.

>>149587948
Probably cameras with facial recognition software at security

>>149587932
kek

>>149587948
not sure about in America but generally lifetime bans just mean that if they catch you at the games (probably because you've done something dumb again) they have legal grounds to trespass you and potentially grounds for other criminal/civil charges

>>149586710
Why do they unearth a dead baby casket

>>149587808
>that upskirt
i wish this was in 4k so bad