Thread 149587201

HOW MANY TOMORROW?

>>149587201 (OP)
Sonic says go Joey!

Joey ain’t got nothing on Paulie Walnuts. I’m just sayin

>>149587201 (OP)
is this a hotdog eating contest?
how can people eat that many?
i might be able to eat two at most and i'm a huge tall guy

What is the sport for the man who hates America, hates the 4th of July, hates sports that are popular in the USA, and wants a totally anti-USA sport?

>>149587981
Can you fly a plane?

>>149588005
death to United States

I got my money on 75 this year for Joey. Badland will hit the 20 second mark on the lemonade.

>>149588005
Too soon

>>149587981
Kys fernando

>>149587981
Are you okay? You've been doing this for a long time now and I'm worriedabout your mental health

>>149587981
>>149588012
how are costa rican women like?

>>149587201 (OP)
Where and at what time can I watch this sport?

>>149587201 (OP)
Countless

your mom lets you suck two penises?!

>>149587201 (OP)
Me thinks 84.

>>149587954
Him and the japanese guy have a rare genetic disease that allows their stomachs to expand below the ribcage

the only american sport i respect

Is an hot dog a athlete?

I’ve got $10 on over 71.5

>>149595021
you're literally a mexican lmao

BADLANDS CHUUUUUUGS

Is this the thread?

>>149595075
It is

>>149595075
Get your wiener ready.

food is an sport

Women’s division right now

I want sudo to gobble my hotdog like that

>>149595058
Dude you are an amerishart and your mother fucks black guys

what time does the mens comp start

When does the gloryhole cumshot contest start for the women?

Streem?

There should be a bbc suck off where all of the white women get on the stage and have a contest to see who can suck the most bbc

>>149595255
the tv app dot to

Joey does NOT look locked in

GET THE FUCK IN HERE BROS

>>149595287
He’s over 40. Father Time is always undefeated.

imagine the smell when she poops out 32 hot dogs
*sniiiiiiiiiiff*

>>149595317
lmao
they aren’t coming out that way

>>149595326
imagine the smell when she vomits out 32 hot dogs
*sniiiiiiiiiiff*

>>149595334
imagine the smell when she pees out 32 hot dogs
*sniiiiiiiiiiff*

I’m making my kid watch this. History will be made in a few minutes. The fall of a giant.

>>149595346
i imagine that would hurt

is this the game thread?

>>149595371
for you

>>149595373
yes this is the thread

Joey Chestnut is one of the greatest sportsmen of our time

link the stream

>>149595390
One of the greatest heroes in American history.

>>149595346
is it bad if peeing actually turns me on

GEORGE SHEA SPITTING HOT FIRE

>>149595280
Have a blessed 4th anon

>>149595403
see
>>149595280

>>149595390
Should be ESPY male athlete of the year.

>Crazy redneck looking dude holds 2 degrees in classic trumpet performance
lmao wut

>>149595403

https://www.youtube.com/live/FX3nQ7VljnQ?si=TY_bCyM3ZkGpORC6
https://www.youtube.com/live/bqhJ9uu0mYw?si=89PpR1d5t85obWAb

this nigga eatin beans!

That's one tall ass nigga

>>149595459
The memes are real

>That chatgpt stand up comedy bit intro
lmao

that was a funny intro

18.5 peanut butter and banana sandwiches in 10 minutes seems kinda low for an aspie like me

BUNCH OF HUNGRY ASS CHIGERS IN THIS CONTEST

Oh shit this dude is in hell prison

Do they warmup with a few cocktail sausages?

watching these intros caused me to suffer extreme cringe and i had to mute the tv

>>149595528
you should probably to be less of a massive faggot

>>149595528
Citizenship revoked. ICE will be visiting.

Literally nobody in the field is younger than 35. Is this a dying sport?

>>149595555
Zoomies can't handle eating too much

THE GOAT

>>149595561
Classic /sp/

CAM ON JOEY EAT SAM FACKING WIENERS

who is this announcer? i'm curious what he does for a living outside of this contest

George R.R. Martin writing these intros.

Joey ain't breaking his record

>>149595568
it’s true, millennials are the scarf-and-barf generation. you can thank britney and christina

The greatest athlete in sports history

>>149595581
I think he also co-owns or runs all the Major League Eating contests. His name is George Shea.

>>149595561
this was like 13-15 years ago

>>149595581
He probably just does announcing gigs

>>149595280
Which channel is it on?

>>149595612
yeah figured i'd actually search for him, he apparently owns and runs a PR firm and does live events, seems like a sweet gig 2bh

>>149595626
ESPN2

>>149595626
ESPN2

o/u number of protesters today?

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

WE ARE AMERICA

I believe in Oji

>10
JOEVER

Why this nigga joey the only one with a face cam? could you imagine any other sport suckin' a nigga dick this hard?

JO-EY CHEST-NUT *clap clap clapclapclap*
JO-EY CHEST-NUT *clap clap clapclapclap*
JO-EY CHEST-NUT *clap clap clapclapclap*

The GOAT of consuming phallic objects

>>149595561
I was in the thread when this dropped live. It was beautiful.

>buccees hat in the crowd
based

Do PEDs help in this sport?

>>149595678
enough about your mom already

>>149595666
golf when Tiger was still playing

40 IN 6 MINUTES

STOP THE DAMN MATCH

>>149595691
to be fair there are a lot of fat dimwitted people there

GAMON JOEY
EAT THOSE FACKIN DOGS

GO JOEY GO
DO IT FOR AMERICA

America is pig disgusting

i may be trans and worry about my safety every day in this country but got damn do i love this part of america

JOEY JAWS CHESTNUT GOAT STATUS: CODIFED

they need to give joey a handicap or something. this shit is just an annual trophy presentation for just him. make his ass eat blindfolded or somethin.

IT'S HAPPENING

what the fuck is the announcer waffling about

>>149595742
>inhaling spray cheese
is that safe

What's the record? 76?

>>149595761
Yes
Joey is slowing but still on pace

he's not reaching 76 no way

JO-EY JO-EY JO-EY

>>149595761
I think he broke 80

he's gonna do it bros i believe in him!

#17

>choking at 70
chud

THE RETURN TO GLORY

>>149595739
Make him eat foot long chili dogs

>over/under was 71.5
RIGGED

IT'S JOEVER

I thought he was washed up. Drafting my formal apology currently

>didn't break it
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149595799
New American dynasty

>giving him that last dog
witnessing live the same stat tampering shit they did with jordan

>>149595808
>chili
not trying to kill his ass

>second is 46
Are they even trying? lol

Wtf is Joey Chestnut actually Peter Thiel?

>big ass plate of cooked dogs that will be thrown in the trash
third world countries wanting to bomb the ever living shit out of us

>>149595891
One of Theils failed clone/piranha hybrids

>the Goebbels of gobbles
>the Pol Pot of dogs that are hot
>the Mussolini of munchies
>the Chairman Mao of pigs and cow

>>149595901
Don't worry, plenty of homeless pass by Coney Island, they'll all be trash-picked within an hour

>>149595945
>the Goebbels of gobbles
Legit keked out loud and now I get to try and explain this to my gf

>>149587201 (OP)
is that the Pope?

Thanks joey. Bet 2k made 120$ the odds should have been way higher then that

>>149596053
no

>>149587201 (OP)
joey-sama....

Need hohol gf

>>149587981
>This illegal nigger just got deported.

>>149595739
>focus on an event
>train for it
>execute flawlessy
Why are you so against preparation, dedication, and success?

>>149595097
>drops his british rose for a las vegas hoe